416Babel
Tow’ebah ~ Abominable
…God Hates Religion
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‘Oholybah | I’m In Her Tent
Indecent Proposal…
It pains me to announce, but nonetheless, the 23rd chapter of Ezekiel is far more disgusting, indeed, reprehensible, than the sadistic perversity we endured throughout the reprehensible 16th chapter. And so here we are. The quicker we begin, the sooner we’ll finish.
So, it was coming (wa hayah) a word (dabar) of This Is Not Him (#^^#!) to me (‘el ‘any) to say (la ‘amar), (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:1) son of person (ben ‘adam), there were (hayah) two women (shanaym ‘ishah), daughters (bath) of one mother (‘em ‘echad). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:2)
Warning: the following is sexually perverted. The Lord of Babel is once again dehumanizing, degrading, and objectifying Jewish women. In Satan’s sadistic mind, they are whorish tents. And while his assessment is reprehensible and wrong, I am not going to dance around the obvious and put lipstick on a pig.
If you read past this point, you have been forewarned. The content is sadistic and graphic, often repulsive. And it was meant to be read that way. This is not allegorical. It is not a parable. The Lord of Babel is not using graphic and vulgar, sexually charged language to make a point about another topic. The 23rd chapter of Ezekiel is about degrading women’s sexuality and controlling them – nothing else.
417Some might ask, if the text of Ezekiel 23 is so vulgar and demeaning, why even go there? Why offend readers? Why risk the credibility earned over 35 books, 22 years, and 10,000 hours of talk and blog radio on a chapter or two of Ezekiel? Let swine wallow in the mud. Just walk away.
If that is your position, you are free to go. As for me, I’m going to tell you the truth, and I am not going to sugarcoat it. When the words say that Jewish whores were worn out and became useless because they were gang-raped by men with donkey dicks, I’m going to report it that way and then expose and condemn the POS that said it. The reasons are simple: this same Lord ordered legions of believers to stone, dice, and burn Jewish women, murdering them and their children after raping and shaming them. It would be open season on Jews: no limitations in place or time. And secondarily, over the past 2,500 years, no one else has been up to the challenge, demonstrating the courage and character to defend the persecuted against religious oppression.
So, here we go…
They are whores, acting like prostitutes (wa zanah) in Mitsraym | Egypt | the Crucibles of Religious and Political Oppression (ba Mitsraym) in their childhood (ba na’uwrym hem – as adolescents).
There, they were prostitutes, unfaithful whores (zanah sham). They stuck out and fondled (ma’al – they pierced and bruised, caressed and crushed, squeezed and handled, thrusting out and touching) their breasts (shad henah – their evil spirits and destructive demons to loot and plunder).
And there (wa sham), they caressed, performing with (‘asah) their virgin tits as inexperienced, first-time lovers (dad bathuwlym henah). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:3)
418When Yahowah asked Howsha’ to declare that Yisra’elites had become whores, the accusation was directed more at men than women. And the warning was against being unfaithful religiously by worshiping other gods. That is not the case here.
Jews were never prostitutes in Egypt. Ya’aqob’s children arrived as refugees, fleeing with their herds from a prolonged drought which had dried the pastures of Yisra’el. And there, they lived as guests until they were enslaved.
Let’s be clear – slaves are not prostitutes. Further, the Egyptians were xenophobic and would never have stooped to paying outsiders for sex. Therefore, Satan’s premise and depiction are both invalid, rendering everything which follows erroneous.
The Devil’s depiction of Jewish women publicly sticking out and fondling their breasts exposes him, not them. Satan is obviously preoccupied with objectifying and degrading the part of the female anatomy responsible for nurturing children. He is perverting the sanctity of mother and child and, thus, demeaning the nature of the Covenant.
Unfortunately, there is more to the Devil’s tale. The imaginary Jewish whores are adolescent children, and they are virgins. It is a theme Satan deployed again with Muhammad raping children and rewarding jihadists who murder Jews with multiple virgins. We have come full circle, having returned to the pedophile prophet of Ezekiel 16.
I’d like to introduce what follows with a story from the Towrah. After having twice forbidden Balaam from cursing the Yisra’elites encamped along the Moabite plains, Yahowah relented and allowed him to offer some sage advice. He said, “How lovely are your tents, Ya’aqob, your dwelling places, Yisra’el.” (Bamidbar / Numbers 24:5) The reference was to Jewish women, telling the 419Yisra’elite men that they would be wise to see their wives as lovely instead of coveting the Moabite women. And while there are several other Towrah references to tents serving as a metaphor for women, they are all positive with the exception of Ezekiel.
Their names were (wa shem henah) ‘Oholah | Female Tent (‘Oholah – Woman’s Tent, serving as a crude reference to her vagina; feminine of ‘ohel – tent), the larger, better, more mature, and more highly rated (gadowl – the older and bigger ‘whore’) and ‘Oholybah | I’m In Her Tent (‘Oholybah – In a Woman’s Tent, serving as a crude reference to sexual intercourse; from the feminine of ‘ohel – tent, ‘any – me, my, and I, and ba – in), her sister (‘achowth hy’).
And they are actually and continually for me (wa hayah la ‘any – they were, are, and forever will be mine (qal imperfect third-person feminine plural)). And they conceived and gave birth (wa yalad) to sons and daughters (ben wa bath).
Their names (wa shem henah), Shomarown | Samaria (Shamarown) is ‘Oholah | Female Tent (‘Oholah – Woman’s Tent, serving as a crude reference to her vagina; feminine of ‘ohel – tent) and (wa) Yaruwshalaim | Jerusalem (Yaruwshalaim) is ‘Oholybah | I’m In Her Tent (‘Oholybah – In a Woman’s Tent, serving as a crude reference to sexual intercourse; from the feminine of ‘ohel – tent, ‘any – me, my, and I, and ba – in). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:4)
Derogatorily depicting Jewish women as “prostitutes” and “tents” is reprehensible. If this is your Lord speaking, then you have a serious problem.
‘Oholah and ‘Oholybah are degrading references to misappropriating and objectifying, even commoditizing, access to a woman’s womb – particularly when associated with flaunting sex for money. Satan is marking his turf with 420a sign hung over the publicly displayed breasts of Jewish women: “Come on in because my tent is bigger, better, more mature, and highly rated – at least for a child. And besides, my younger and less experienced sister already has the Devil inside of her.”
Yes, my summation sounds crude, but make no mistake, that is the story the Lord of Babel is proclaiming. Even more, Satan is claiming young Yisra’elite wombs for himself, making their offspring his children. They would give birth to Satan’s brood.
In yet another mistake, the city of Shomarown | Samaria had been captured and depopulated centuries before by the Assyrians. Since that time, it was a Babylonian administrative outpost. There were no Jews living there. ‘Oholah did not exist. Further, Samaria was never older, bigger, or more acclaimed than Jerusalem. King Omri purchased the hill and built Samaria to serve as his capital city circa 875 BCE. King Dowd captured and built Jerusalem in 1007 BCE.
The lesson here is that Satan both cherishes and despises Jewish women. They are his, but they are whores. It is the Madonna / Whore complex. And he would have us believe that the capital cities of Yisra’el and Yahuwdah were the whores’ vaginas. Then within the most acclaimed of them, after resheathing his sword, Satan revealed that he would turn Jerusalem into a furnace to melt the offensive Jews.
For those who may think that I’m making too much of the patently obvious and clearly intended meanings of these words, even following all of Ezekiel’s references to sheaths and scabbards for his Lord’s sword, look up the Latin root of vagina. There is a reason Satan told us that there would be no more parables. This isn’t a cute story with funny names. This is as real as the subjugation of 421women by Judaism, Christianity, and Islam – Satan’s favorite faiths.
I was once married to a woman who exhibited the most extreme aspects of the Borderline Personality Disorder and know their song by heart: I love you. I hate you. Don’t you dare leave me or I will destroy and kill you. It would prompt the Devil to say…
‘Oholah | Female Tent (wa ‘Oholah – Woman’s Tent, serving as a crude reference to her vagina; feminine of ‘ohel – tent) performs as a prostitute (zanah – she is continually acting like a whore (qal imperfect)) beneath me (tachath ‘any – underneath me).
Then she lusts after, showing her sexual appetite (‘agab – she showed inordinate sensuous desire; appears exclusively in Ezekiel (qal imperfect)) over her lovers (‘ahab hy’ – to love in a close personal relationship) to Assyrian (‘Ashuwr) private parts, corpses, and warriors (qereb – fighters, viscera, carcasses, or uteruses), (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:5) clothed (lebuwsh – adorned) in blue (takeleth – indigo, violet, or purple), governors and administrators (pechah – procurators and prefects of provinces; from Akkadian) and superintendents and deputies (sagan – subordinate officials; from Akkadian), fruitful, handsome, and desirable (wa chemed – productive and attractive) young men (bachuwr – male youth at the peak of virility), all of them (kol hem) horsemen (parash – distinctly distinguished) mounted and riding (rakab – grasping and driving) stallions (suws – sexually active large male horses). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:6)
When the Lord claims that “‘Oholah performs as a prostitute beneath me,” does anyone in their right mind believe that he is speaking metaphorically – that there is a sweet and compassionate message to be found in this phrasing?
422Moving on to ‘agab, just as ‘oholah is eerily similar to the Greek word for dildo, olisbos (from olisthanein – to slip and glide), ‘agab is a blending of the Hebrew ‘ahab and the Greek agape | love. The word was concocted by the author of Ezekiel to corrupt something special – ‘ahab | love.
It is possible, however unlikely, that Assyrian soldiers were allowed to rape fettered and captive Israelite women during their march into historical oblivion. It is certain, however, that the Israelite prisoners being herded into hell along with their husbands and children would not have solicited sex, much less expected to be paid for it as a prostitute.
Normally, in a sane context, we might translate qereb under one of its derivative meanings as “warriors,” but here “private parts” and “corpses” seem more appropriate. As for the colors of their uniforms, there is no indication from archeology that Assyrian warriors favored blue dyes. Within their caste system, status was displayed by the length of the tunic and the extent of the fringe. Royalty preferred patterned fabrics and are typically shown wearing muted warm tones in brownish reds, muddy blues, dirty yellows, and earthy greens. The soldiers, themselves, would have worn even more muted tones and would not have appeared in bright blue or violet because those dyes would have cost a year’s wages.
Nothing is known about the fate of the lost tribes, so for Ezekiel’s Lord to besmirch those who were enslaved by saying that they coveted the attention of governors and administrators, superintendents and deputies, is inappropriate. And even so, the provincial governors would have been older men, not “young males,” and hardly the most “fruitful, handsome, or desirable.” As for them being parash | distinctly distinguished horsemen mounted like stallions, all but the most cloistered understand the Devil’s drift.
423While religious leaders profited by offering enslaved women as “temple prostitutes,” they don’t actually meet the definition because they are not out soliciting sex and they received nothing for their services. Therefore, to say that the enslaved women of the Northern Kingdom of Yisra’el were whores is to be ignorant of their history.
And she offered, bestowing and giving (wa nathan – producing (qal imperfect)) her obscene promiscuity and whoredom as a religious prostitute (taznuwth – worship of sexuality using idols) upon them (‘al hem), the choicest wood and select meat (mibchar – the best bones, most preferred trees, finished boards, and good cuts of meat) children of Assyria (ben ‘Ashuwr) – all of them (kol hem), and with (wa ba) everyone (kol) of whom (‘asher) she lusted after with her sexual appetite and inordinate desires (‘agab – she showed her sensuality; appears exclusively in Ezekiel (qal perfect)).
With all of their idols, effigies, and representations of pagan gods (ba kol giluwlym hem), she was defiled with improper sexual behavior (tame’ – she was dirty (nifal perfect)). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:7)
After claiming her as his own, after bragging that she made love like a prostitute, after telling us that she was a virgin obsessed with flaunting her breasts, and after revealing that she was the mother of his children, little Miss ‘Oholah is now an obscene and promiscuous whore. And nothing satisfies her like the choicest wood and select meat, the very best of bones, albeit wielded by Assyrian children. Her lusts knew no bounds. Her inordinate sexual desires would even encompass the idols and effigies of pagan gods.
Who would have thought that Satan’s whore would have been a naughty and very dirty girl? And if that was all there was to this pornographic portrait of the Devil’s deranged mind, we could simply step out of the way, toss 424Ezekiel into the trash, and be done with the Lord of Babel. But unfortunately, religious Christians and Jews have been led to believe that God is demonizing Jewish women.
Her whoring and prostitution (wa ‘eth taznuwth hy’ – so with her fornication and obscene sexuality, her harlotry and promiscuity) from Egypt (min Mitsraym) she did not reject or abandon (lo’ ‘azab – she did not forsake or leave behind), because with her (ky ‘eth hy’), they had lied down to sleep (shakab – they had sexual intercourse) while she was a young child (ba na’urym hy’).
They caressed and fondled, feeling and squeezing (wa hem ‘asah) her virgin breasts and nipples (dad batuwlym hy’), and they are pouring out and draining (wa shaphak – they are spilling) their fornication and promiscuity (taznuwth hem – their obscene whoredom) over her (‘al hy’ – upon her). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:8)
At no time did Yisra’elites prostitute themselves among the Egyptians or Assyrians. In her youth, Yisra’el was enslaved by Egypt, and in her final years, she was enslaved by the Assyrians. Slaves do not have freewill. They are not entrepreneurs, nor are they engaged in the world’s oldest profession.
The Towrah is replete with depictions of the horrendous conditions that the Hebrews endured in Mitsraym. And throughout it all, there is no mention of sexuality, much less child prostitution. The Assyrian conquests were also well-documented, and there was never a word about breasts being fondled or the pouring out of promiscuity. And since it is untrue, it begs the question – why say such awful things? Even worse, why believe them?
The Lord of Babel continued by admitting that he was her pimp…
425Therefore (la ken), I gave her (nathan hy’) into the hands (ba yad) of her lovers (‘ahab hy’), into the hands of the Assyrian children (ba yad ben ‘Ashuwr) whom (‘asher) she lusted, sexually desiring them (‘agab ‘al hem). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:9)
History must have it all wrong, as do Yahowah’s prophets should this be true. According to the Lord of Babel, the Assyrians did not come with weapons to conquer, pillage, and enslave Yisra’el. Instead, ha Satan served as a pimp for Israeli children in order to satisfy their cravings for Assyrian boys. The Yisra’elites were not besieged, enslaved, and shackled but were, instead, lured away because their children were chasing after infantile penises.
Perhaps not. Evidently, the pedophilic fornicators were cut down by the sword after all...
They openly revealed and exposed (hem galah) her genitals and private parts of her body (‘erwah hy’ – her nudity and nakedness, making her vulnerable). They grabbed hold of and seized (laqach) her sons and her daughters (ben hy’ wa bath hy’). And regarding her (wa ‘eth hy’), with the sword (ba ha chereb), they executed (harag – they put to death). And she has (wa hayah) a reputation (shem) with the women (la ha ‘ishah). And punishment by inflicting pain and suffering on the guilty as an act of judgment (wa shaphowt) has been done to her (‘asah ba hy’). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:10)
I do not know how much more of this rubbish I can endure before I vomit all over my keyboard. The Lord of Babel gave Israelite women away to be undressed and raped. Then, he unsheathed his sword to kill her. Unbelievably, bereft of morality, Satan blames the child, saying that she deserved what happened to her.
426I need a break.
For all of the Christian and Jewish religious leaders, the scholars, theologians, translators, publishers, preachers, pastors, priests, and rabbis, who have promoted Ezekiel as a prophet and his Lord as God and, thereby, caused Jewish women to be degraded and suffer as a result of this demonic diatribe, pack your bags because you are going to Hell. They are all complicit.
Yahowah explained to Yasha’yah that Satan would do this very thing in this place and, yet, religious leaders ignored him and allowed the Devil to reign as god. The demonization and degradation, the dehumanizing and objectifying, the slander and stereotyping of Jewish women, continues unabated…
And her sister (wa ‘achowth hy’), ‘Oholybah | I’m In Her Tent (‘Oholybah – In a Woman’s Tent, serving as a crude reference to sexual intercourse; from the feminine of ‘ohel – tent, ‘any – me, my, and I, and ba – in), was watching (ra’ah – she was perceiving and witnessing (qal imperfect)), and she is spoiled and corrupted (wa shachath – she is blemished and slimed, even ruined (hifil imperfect)) by her uncontrollable sexual desires, lustful lewdness, and eroticism (‘agabah hy’ – inordinate and immodest sexuality), beyond her (min hy’) and with her unfaithful and disloyal promiscuity toward a deity through illicit sexual relations (wa ‘eth taznuwth hy’ – with her fornication and harlotry) was more than (min) her sister’s prostitution and whoring (zanuwnym ‘achowth hy’). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:11)
As different as Yisra’el was from Yahuwdah, as dissimilar as Samaria was from Jerusalem, the Lord is 427presenting them as twins. And while God’s people, both men and women, antagonized the Almighty with their religiosity for a thousand years, from circa 1450 BCE to 450 BCE, demarking the first and last of the prophets, their problems were seldom of a sexual nature.
Toward the Assyrian children (‘el ben ‘Ashuwr), she lusted, revealing her sexual desires and eroticism (‘agab – she showed her unbridled and inordinate sensuous cravings; appears exclusively in Ezekiel (qal perfect)), governors and administrators (pechah – procurators and prefects of provinces; from Akkadian) and superintendents and deputies (wa sagan – subordinate officials; from Akkadian), engaging their private parts nearby as corpses of warriors (qereb – fighters’ viscera, carcasses, or uteruses), clothed (lebuwsh – adorned) completely and gorgeously in their finery (miklowl – splendidly and to perfection), distinctly distinguished horses (parash) mounted and moving as (rakab – grasping and driving, even ploughing through like) stallions (suws – sexually active large male horses) – the most preferable young men at the peak of their virility and ability (bachuwr), every one of them fruitful and productive, particularly handsome and attractive (chemed kol hem – all of them lovely and desirable, charming and beautiful). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:12)
For the Christian apologists who would try to sweep this under the carpets of their churches by claiming Jews were wrong to pay tributes to avoid being exterminated by the gentiles, someone may want to ask why such treaties had to be presented as sexual rather than monetary. And why are the victims of blackmail being shamed?
Beyond these questions, none of this was true. It should not have been said. Placing this in the Bible as if it were the word of God is inexcusable.
428The Lord is a pervert. He is projecting his disdain for Jews – those he perceives are disloyal and who stand in the way of him being worshiped as God. Satan hates love as much as he despises the Chosen People.
Satan also appears to be bisexual and jealous. His fixation on eroticism while describing Assyrian children as gorgeously attired stallions, boys at the peak of their virility, and exceedingly handsome, suggests that the Lord of Babel is presenting himself as the sexually confused and contrarian embodiment of all that LGBTQQIP2SAA+ pride represents: Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Questioning, Intersex, Pansexual, 2-Spirit, Asexual, and Ally, + the countless affirmative ways in which people choose to self-identify sexually.
While it is interesting to note that Satan relishes differing sexual orientations and perversities, I have some questions about these peculiar anomalies. In their quest to be “inclusive,” those who are promoting and expanding the aforementioned acronym, which at 13 symbols includes half of the alphabet, managed to leave out heterosexuals who represent the overwhelming majority of the population. And they have omitted sexual proclivities far more popular and twisted than many which have been included, such as misogyny, incest and pedophilia, bondage and submission, sadomasochism and bestiality. With the growing popularity of Furries and Cosplay, one would have thought they would have earned their place in the sexually inclusive zoo. What about those addicted to pornography and infidelity? Don’t transvestites, exhibitionists, necrophiliacs, and nymphomaniacs matter? Is there no room in the acronym for the deviancy of anililagnia, asphyxiophilia, autonepiophilia, podophilia, narratophilia, raptophilia, somnophilia, stigmatophilia, troilism, urolagnia, or voyeurism?
This list is the modern representation of what we have found in Ezekiel. Fetishes are common, but no more 429abnormal or degenerate than transgender, intersex, pansexual, and two spirits – or even the curiously omitted nonbinary option so popular among progressives.
The reason I have taken us down this perverted path is so that we properly confront what we are witnessing. The Lord of Babel is a sexual deviant and predator. And rather than let him slip beneath the silken sheets of religiosity, I want him exposed and condemned. I want the world to know that what the Devil is promoting is unhealthy and abusive. He is wrong.
Sex, which is a good thing, a necessary and essential part of life, is being demeaned and twisted to the point that the frustrated will express themselves in deviant ways. When we are afraid of discussing it openly and honestly, those who would corrupt a good thing prevail. Consider what Christians did to all but eliminate and demean sexual pleasure.
Providing a contrast to what we have just read, with Yahowah’s intervention and His Son’s participation during Chag Matsah, Yahuwdym were spared, literally saved from enduring the same brutal fate the Assyrian savages perpetrated on Yisra’el. There was no interaction between them. One moment, there were 185,000 menacing men ready to besiege Jerusalem, and the next, they were all dead.
Assyrian soldiers were only gorgeous if your preference in men is rotting carcasses. And since this was siege warfare, the cavalry is imagined, serving only to promote sexual stereotypes regarding stallions and studs. So, we must assume that, in Satan’s narrative, these warriors were not at the peak of their virility or fruitfulness because they were all dead.
Nonetheless, it is interesting to witness Satan wax poetic about these ruthless savages which had destroyed Yisra’el and would have eliminated Yahuwdah had 430Yahowah not intervened. The Lord found the worst of men attractive. Then he pictured the most important women as whores. Methinks his criteria and Yahowah’s differ.
The Lord of Babel is continuing to perjure himself…
And I see (wa ra’ah) that (ky) she was filthy (tame’ – defiled and unclean, improper sexually and religiously) the one way (derek ‘echad – perhaps the same way) for both of them (la shanaym heneh). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:13)
The Master of Misogyny wants the religious to perceive God’s people as filthy Jews – both Yisra’elites and Yahuwdym. The degradation of Israel and Judea is half of the battle he is waging, the other being Satan’s quest to rise above the Most High. Through slander and libel, he is stating his case. And as an indictment on human intelligence, most believe him.
Through the Prophet Howsha’, Yahowah revealed that Samaria was worse than Judea. But for Satan, Jews are more degenerate than Israelites…
And she is adding to and increasing, doing more and more (wa yasaph – she is continuing to carry on (hifil imperfect)) of her obscene fornications and unfaithful whoredom, being promiscuous with a deity (‘el taznuwth hy’).
Then seeing (wa ra’ah) individuals (‘iysh – men) portrayed artistically by having been carved (chaqah) upon the wall (‘al ha qyr), idolatrous images and model figures (tselem – formed representations of gods to worship) of Chaldeans | Babylonians (Kasdym) engraved and portrayed (chaqaq – inscribed, chiseled, hewn out, and written), belted (hagowr) in the color red (ba ha shashar), (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:14), sash on their loins (‘ezowr ba mothnaym hem), flowing (saruwach) headdresses (tabuwlym – multiple turbans ?, from tabal – 431to be dipped, used only this one time in Ezekiel) with their heads (ba ro’sh hem), a military officer (shalysh – a third, a musical instrument, a captain or lord, or part of something unknown), all of them (kol hem) the comparative likeness of blood, destructive, divisive, and deadly, similar to (damuwth) the children of Babylonian (ben Babel – sons with the lord, children of the Bible) – Chaldea (Kasdym) land (‘erets) their family (mowledeth hem – their relatives and birth). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:15)
Satan is saying that Jewish women, during a thirty-month siege of Jerusalem by the Babylonians, witnessed images of Chaldean children and gods carved on a wall. And it was important for us to know – to be considered “scripture” – that they were wearing red belts, loincloths, and fancy headdresses flowing in the stone. And if that isn’t sufficiently stupid, the Lord of Lunacy would have us believe…
And she lusts, sensuously desiring, having inordinate affection over them (wa ‘agab ‘al hem), toward the questionable appearance (la mara’ah – of the pattern and form of enquiry into this sight and their spectacle; from mah – to question ra’ah – what is being seen), of her eyes (‘ayn hy’ – of her sight, perceptions, and perspective). She sends out (wa shalach – she dispatches) messengers (mal’ak – heavenly envoys and spiritual representatives) to them (‘el hem) Chaldea (Kasdym). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:16)
Jerusalem is being starved in advance of its being plundered by the Babylonians, and the Lord of Babel says that its women are lusting after the appearance of men, boys, and gods carved into a wall. And the religious believe him. Jewish women are so overwhelmed with sexual impulses that, in the middle of a siege, they would have messengers run the gauntlet, not for food, not to escape, but to encourage stone carvings to have sex with them.
432I suppose, next, we will discover that the stone figures responded and came to Jerusalem expecting an orgy.
And they are coming, arriving to enter and be included (wa bow’) to her (‘el hy’), Babylonian children (ben Babel – the sons of babel, the offspring with the Lord, the children of the Bible, the descendants of confounding confusion, intermixing, and commingling) to her bed (mishkab) of lovers (dowdym – of lovemakers). And they are defiling her (wa tame’ ‘eth hy’) with their deified promiscuity, illicit sexual relations, and obscene fornication as whores, harlots, and prostitutes (taznuwth hem).
Her soul (nepesh hy’) because of them (min hem), she twisted and turned, wrenching, spraining, and dislocating her joints (wa yaqa’). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:17)
Boys will be boys even if they are stone. Give them a chance and they will chip themselves off of the walls of Babylon, scamper across a thousand miles of desert, break through the blockade, scale the walls, and jump into the sack with emaciated and unbathed Jerusalemites and defile them. It is a perfectly reasonable story.
Even Dowd gets an honorable mention, with his name used to describe a whore’s lovers. Whatever manner in which the stone effigies of boys and gods fornicate is left to our imaginations. But rest assured, it is obscene. Although, while taznuwth | fornicator is a feminine noun, hem reveals that the whores were men – or at least boys, I mean, stones.
Not that any of this is sane, but it is particularly odd that her nepesh | soul, while cavorting with rocks, was said to have been twisted and turned to such an extent that her consciousness was wrenched, sprained, and dislocated. How does that happen?
433That notwithstanding, the Lord of the Babel takes the high ground, responding in a condescending fashion to his own delusion.
When she continually stripped, exposing herself (wa galah), her deified promiscuity, illicit sexual relations, and obscene fornication as a whore, harlot, and prostitute (taznuwth hy’) openly revealed and flaunted, bared for all to see (wa galah) with her indecent and repulsive genitals unprotected and on display, nude in a repugnant fashion (‘eth ‘erwah hy’), then I twist and turn, dislocating and wrenching (wa yaqa’) my soul (nepesh ‘any – my consciousness) from upon her (min ‘al hy’) in the same way (ka ‘asher) my soul (nepesh ‘any) became disgusted and offended (naqa’ – felt averse and alienated, estranged and disengaged) from being over (min ‘al) her sister (‘achowth hy’). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:18)
What were Jews thinking when they wrote this trash and then placed this anti-Semitic and pornographic tome among Yahowah’s prophets? Did they have a death wish? Were they intent on being dehumanized and degraded by the religious who read it, such that gentiles could justify their perverse attacks on them? This is an open invitation, a ‘divine’ decree, to persecute Jews. Everyone is doing it, the Egyptians, Assyrians, Babylonians, and even the Lord God, himself. Let’s all play along.
And we cannot pretend that the Lord isn’t really a pervert. It would be a fool’s folly to assume he’s just using obscene and graphic sexual rhetoric to describe the common practice of paying a tribute to a more powerful nation to survive. Sure, he is. What better way to describe a monetary transaction than by using a salad of words meaning stripped, obscene, bared, indecent genitals, dislocated souls, a lover’s bed, and being defiled in disgust?
434And she multiplied, increasing the extent and quantity (wa rabah) of her deified promiscuity, illicit sexual relations, and obscene fornication as a whore, harlot, and prostitute (‘eth taznuwth hy’) to remember and memorialize (la zakar) the days (‘eth yowm) of her adolescence and childhood (na’urym hy’), when (‘asher) she was a prostitute, having sex for money (zanah), in the land of Egypt (ba ‘erets Mitsraym). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:19)
If this was such a rabah | big part of her childhood in Egypt, why didn’t Yahowah have Moseh mention it? If Jews were such accomplished prostitutes, whores with testimonials, why didn’t they buy their freedom? Why were they making mud bricks instead of hay beds? Why were their babies Jews and not Egyptians? But at least it might explain why the Egyptians didn’t want them to leave.
For the few and quickly dwindling holdouts among our readers who are still protesting that the stallion reference wasn’t about sexual prowess, and the nymphomania has nothing to do with sexuality, you may find this sobering…
And she lusted after, having an uncontrollable sexual appetite, acting like a nymphomaniac (‘agab) over their concubines (‘al pilegesh hem – upon their polygamous relationships with conjugal rights, their paramours, mistresses, sexual partners, and lovers) whose (‘asher) flesh and meat (basar – whose bodies) were the genitalia (basar – the flesh and meat) of donkeys (chamowr hem – they were hung like domestic male asses), with the phalluses (wa zimrah – penises, the male member draining during a thunderous downpour) of stallions (suws – of warhorses and studs) their penises emitting seminal discharge of semen like a torrential rain (zimrah hem). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:20)
435Okay, the sight of discharging penises was gross, even for Satan, and depicting sex with phalluses the size of donkeys and horses was hurtful, but who were the pilegesh | concubines? How could their sexual partners be both kept women and have members the size of stallions? Are we going to have to other letters to LGBTQQIP2SAA+ to accommodate kept women with donkey penises?
Methinks Satan has lost his mind. And perhaps, with this admission, we have found the drain to finally empty this cesspool.
It is recorded and recounted of you (wa paqad) devising a licentious scheme as a morally objectionable prostitute (zimah – considering and contemplating being a wicked and shameless nymphomaniac) during your adolescent childhood (na’uwrym ‘ath) by caressing and fondling, squeezing and feeling up (‘asah – profiting by stroking in a provocative and sexual manner) your breasts and nipples (dad ‘ath – your bosom and teats) for the Egyptians (min Mitsraym) by exploiting (la ma’an) your youthful and childish breasts (sad na’uwrym ‘ath). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:21)
Sadly, this sordid and imaginary affair was recorded and recounted in the Book of Babylon. Fortunately, this licentious scheme is found nowhere else.
No one except the Lord of Babel was sufficiently crude, objectifying, and dehumanizing to think, much less say, such a thing. And as such, this is an exposé on Satan, not Yisra’el, on the hellish mind of the Devil rather than Jews.
And while this is not the end of this Lunatic Lord’s story, I think we all deserve a break.
436The Lord God of Babylon is now providing the services of a fluffer such that his studs are properly prepared to service his illusions…
Therefore, this being so (la ken), ‘Oholybah | I’m In Her Tent (‘Oholybah – In a Woman’s Tent, serving as a crude reference to sexual intercourse and representing Jewish women in Jerusalem; from the feminine of ‘ohel – tent, ‘any – me, my, and I, and ba – in), thus said (koh ‘amar) my Lord and Master, the one who possesses and controls me (‘adon ‘any), This Is Not Him (#^^#!), behold and pay attention to me (hineh ‘any), I will alert, rouse, and awaken (‘uwr – I will incite and excite (hifil participle)) your lovers (‘eth ‘ahab ‘ath) on top of you (‘al ‘ath) with whom (‘eth ‘asher) your soul (nepesh ‘ath), she, became disgusted and offended (naqa’ – she severed the relationship (qal perfect third-person feminine singular)) by them (min hem).
So, I will come, returning to bring (wa bow’ – I will arrive and include) them (hem) upon you (‘al ‘ath) from all sides (min sabyb – from all around to surround and encircle, with multiple placements around the perimeter). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:22)
So that no one is embarrassed by googling “fluffer,” it is “a person, usually male, employed on a pornographic film set to ensure that the male actors are kept aroused.” Mind you, while I have never and will never witness such a thing, I am an insatiable reader and recall an article from 30 years ago that attributed the rise of HIV in Southern California’s porn industry to their bisexuality – hence fluffers. Also, should you be curious in this context, there are horse fluffers too. I can only assume that, with the inadvertent invention of Viagra, the fluffer and the Lord could both be retired.
Conveying a mixed message, as the lustful libertine with an insatiable appetite grows tired of her lovers, finding 437them disgusting and offensive, our ever-helpful Lord, rather than applauding the change of heart, brings more of them. There appears to be no winning with Satan. Even worse, based upon his use of sabyb, Miss Jerusalem would be surrounded, with multiple lovers placed around her perimeter.
It would be an all-inclusive spectacle and interracial orgy. It was so progressive of the Devil.
Babylonian children (ben Babel), and all of the Chaldeans (kol Kasdym), peqowd | mustered attendants as observers (peqowd – visitors who like to punish and watch), showa’ | noble and rich screamers (wa showa’ – independently wealthy men who are criers) and qowa’ | he-camels (wa qowa’ – apes in heat), every Assyrian boy (kol ben Ashuwr) together with them (‘eth hem), highly desirable, extremely handsome (chemed – lovely and delightful) young men and soldiers (bachuwr – the best of the best), governors and administrative officers (phechah) and provincial prefects (wa segen), all of them (kol hem) authorized leaders of various capacities (shalysh – the top third by any measure), and those summoned and welcomed by name (wa qara’) mounted (rakab – riding, grasping, and driving) stallions (suws – stud and war horses), all of them (kol hem). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:23)
From one statement to the next, the Lord of Lewdness has gone from calling Jewish women immoral sluts, fondling their breasts to garner attention, to having claimed to have served as her pimp, arousing her lovers. And when she grows tired of being treated like a prostitute, he throws all manner of studs at her. And now, in addition to Babylonian and Assyrian children, there would be voyeurs and screamers, even camels to enrich the spectacle. The best and brightest Satan could muster would be summoned, every stallion of the land, to the orgy. He is clearly the bastion of morality. And clearly, the Lord of Babel has a 438long list of world leaders ready and willing to respond to his call.
And they will come on you (wa bow’ ‘al ‘ath) as attacking throngs endowed with offensive and protruding weapons (hotsen), mounted, riding, and driving chariots (rakab) rolling like the wind (galgal), along with a mob of people (wa ba qahal ‘am – with an entire socio-religious congregation of believers), a gaffe for piercing (tsinah), excessive hubris (magen), and a head covering (wa qowba’ – a helmet). They will be placed against and over you (sym ‘al ‘ath), all around on all sides, surrounding you (sabyb – encircling you).
Then I will offer to them (wa nathan la hem) for their appearance (la paneh hem) the decision (mishpat) such that they will pass judgment and punish you (wa shaphat ‘ath) according to their decisions and stipulations (ba mishpat hem). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:24)
Those Satan has summoned are arriving as champions, ready to strike their claim over God’s people. And they will do so with the Lord’s blessing. These sexual perverts and militant thugs will not only rape Jewish women, they will condemn them for enticing them. It sounds a lot like the precursor to Sharia Law.
And I will present (wa nathan – I will offer and provide) my envy and jealous ill will (qina’ah ‘any) against you (ba ‘ath) so that they engage (wa ‘asah) against you (‘eth ‘ath) with heated rage, toxic fury, and venomous anger (chemah).
They will remove (suwr) your nose (‘aph ‘ath) and your ears (wa ‘ozen ‘ath). And your final remnant (wa ‘acharyth ‘ath – the last of you) by the sword (ba ha chereb) she will fall (naphal – she will be cut down and die). They, your sons (hem ben ‘ath) and your daughters (wa bath ‘ath) they will seize (laqach – they will grasp 439hold and take away as captives) and so you survivors, the final remnant (wa ‘acharyth ‘ath – the last of you), will be devoured in the fire (‘akal ba ha ‘esh). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:25)
Envious and jealous of Jews, the Lord will strive to inseminate them with his serpentine toxicity. It is his way of being compassionate. Numbed and paralyzed by his venom, they may not mind as much when these religious stalwarts slice off and remove their noses and ears, disfiguring them – all with the Lord God’s blessing. And then, in the 26th assault on God’s people, Satan and his stooges will cut down and burn the remainder. Given over to the Lord’s agenda, all Jews will die.
But before they rape them, disfigure them by slicing off their noses and ears, cut them down with their swords, and then incinerate all of the rest, the Lord’s gentile gang will humiliate God’s people. It is so religious of them.
And they will strip you (wa phashat ‘ath) of your clothes (‘eth beged ‘ath) grasp hold of your nicest possessions (wa laqach kaly tiph’ereth ‘ath). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:26)
Gangraped, disfigured, stabbed to death, burned alive, envenomated, undressed, and robbed, the women of Jerusalem will have lost their passion for playful sexuality. Who knew?
And I will stop, putting an end to (wa shabat), your wicked plans and shameless sexual schemes (zimah ‘ath – mischievous purpose and incestuous licentiousness) from you (min ‘ath).
Then with your immoral prostitution and unfaithful harlotry, being a whore and all with your fornication (wa ‘eth zanuwth ‘ath) out of the land of Egypt (min ‘erets Mitsraym), you will not lift up (wa lo’ nasa’) your eyes to them (‘ayn ‘ath ‘el hem). And Egypt 440(wa Mitsraym) you will not remember or mention (lo’ zakar) anymore (‘owd). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:27)
Count it a blessing, that after the multiple rapes, disfigurement, being sliced into little pieces, and being roasted in the fire, they still had eyes.
For (ky), thus said (koh ‘amar) my Lord (‘adony), This Is Not Him (#^^#!), behold and notice me (hineh ‘any), I will give you (nathan ‘ath) into the hands of those you hate (ba yad ‘asher sane’), into the hands of those who (ba yad ‘asher) are disgusted and offended by your soul (naqa’ nepesh ‘ath) from them (min hem). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:28)
He's such a loving and supportive Lord. And clearly, the Christian apologists are right in claiming that this diatribe is about paying a tribute to a more powerful nation to remain alive, and it has nothing to do with prostitution or depraved sexuality…
And they will act against you (wa ‘asah ‘eth ‘ath) with hatred and malice (sina’ah) and take (wa laqach) all of your labor and toil, your produce and products (kol yagya’ ‘ath – your possessions) and leave you abandoned (wa ‘azab ‘ath), naked (‘erown) and bare (wa ‘eryah).
So, they will uncover and reveal (wa galah) the indecent genitals and vulnerable private parts (‘erwah) of your prostitution, illicit sexuality, and whoredom (zanuwnym ‘ath) and your lewd necrophilia and shameless sexual schemes (wa zimah ‘ath), in addition to your unfaithful promiscuity, immoral sexual relations, and harlotry (taznuwth ‘ath),… (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:29)
The abuses perpetrated against Jewish women are all sexual in nature and her crimes are all sexual and shameful as well, suggesting that Satan has a problem. Fortunately 441for us, he did not design us or write the Towrah. Can you imagine what he would have done to make our lives miserable?
…doing this to you (‘asah ‘eleh la ‘ath) with you acting like a prostitute (ba zanah) – you following after the gentiles (‘ath ‘achar gowym) upon whom (‘al ‘asher) you defiled and dirtied yourself (tame’ ‘ath) with their idols (ba giluwlym hem). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:30)
It must be a miracle that, after having been so horrifically disfigured, losing their noses and ears to the beasts raping them, then surviving mass annihilation and incineration, Jewish women are still able to perform as prostitutes. Either Satan is all bluster, or it’s the gentiles who have been blinded.
In the way (ba derek) of your sister (‘achowth ‘ath), you have gone (halak), so I will give (wa nathan) her cup (kows hy’) into your hand (ba yad ‘ath). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:31)
Do not let it be said that the Lord of Babel allowed Jewish women to walk away empty-handed. As for what’s in the cup, your guess is as good as mine…
Thus said (koh ‘amar), my Lord (‘adony), This Is Not Him (#^^#!), your sister’s cup (kows ‘achowth ‘ath) you will continually drink (shathah – you will become drunk), deep, mysterious, and cunning (‘amoq) and wide, gaping, and expansive (wa ha rachab).
She will be (hayah) for laughter (la tsachaq) and for ridicule and mocking (wa la la’ag) to the greatest extent possible (mirbah) to endure (la kuwl). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:32)
No ears, no nose, cut to pieces, and fried to a crisp does not sound funny to me. Not even a psychopath would find any of this laughable. And that means Satan is worse than anything we can imagine.
442A cup (kows) of drunkenness and intoxication (shikarown) in addition to anguish and sorrow (wa yagown) are your fill (male’), horror and atrocious scorn (shamah) along with astonishing lifelessness and ruin (wa shammah) – the cup (kows) of your sister (‘achowth ‘ath), Samaria (Shomarown). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:33)
You drank (wa shathah) it (‘eth hy’) and squeezed out (matsah) so its clay shards (wa ‘eth cheres hy’) you are gnawing, breaking into pieces (garam), and your breasts (wa sad ‘ath) you pull off (nathaq) because (ky) I (‘any), myself, have spoken (dabar), announces (na’um), my Lord (‘adony), This Is Not Him (#^^#!). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:34)
It is the Devil’s due and the fate of those who serve him. As for his victims, one can only wonder if, lacking breasts, drunk and lifeless, lacerated and scorched, Miss Jerusalem can continue on with her whoring.
Therefore, it stands to reason (la ken), said (‘amar) my Lord (‘adony), This Is Not Him (#^^#!), because you have forgotten me (ya’an shakach ‘eth ‘any), and have hurled me (wa shalak ‘eth ‘any) behind your back (‘achar gaw ‘ath), so again (wa gam), you, yourself, must bear (‘ath nasa’) your infamous and wicked sexual schemes (zimah ‘ath) and your lewd promiscuity and obscene whoring (wa ‘eth taznuwth ‘ath). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:35)
Soon, she will do just that, along with the rest of us who love Yahowah. And we will do a great deal more to rid ourselves of the Lord God of religion than throw him behind our backs.
443And saying (wa ‘amar), This Is Not Him (#^^#!), to me (‘el ‘any), son of human (ben ‘adam), will you judge and condemn (ha shaphat) ‘Oholah | Female Tent (‘eth ‘Oholah – Woman’s Tent, serving as a crude reference to her vagina; feminine of ‘ohel – tent) and ‘Oholybah | I’m In Her Tent (wa ‘eth ‘Oholybah – In a Woman’s Tent, serving as a crude reference to sexual intercourse; from the feminine of ‘ohel – tent, ‘any – me, my, and I, and ba – in), and inform them, reporting to them (wa nagad la henah) their abominations (‘eth tow’ebah henah)? (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:36)
If you are supposed to be the Lord God and the Son of Human is your prophet, aren’t you fellas supposed to know the answer to such questions? And is it really necessary to repeat your accusations? After all, if Ezekiel is your prophet, he’s heard it all.
For it is true that, indeed (ky), they have committed adultery (na’aph – the men have had sexual intercourse with other than their wives (qal perfect third-person masculine plural)), and blood with their hands (wa dam ba yad henah – ‘their’ is now third-person singular plural), and with their idols (wa ‘eth giluwlym henah – against the women’s religious effigies) they have committed adultery (na’aph – the men have had sexual intercourse with other than their wives (qal perfect third-person masculine plural)), and even more, with their sons (gam ‘eth ben henah – moreover, against the male children of the women) whom they had born to me (‘asher yalad la ‘any – whom they fathered for me (qal perfect third-person masculine plural)), they had crossed the line by having offered them up (‘abar la hem – they passed over and sacrificed, getting rid of (hifil perfect third-person masculine plural)) to eat as food (la ‘aklah – to consume and devour as meat). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:37)
One has reason to expect that someone pretending to be God, working alongside a human claiming to be a 444prophet, would be able to keep their own narrative straight. Miss Samaria and Miss Jerusalem were never married so they could not have committed adultery. They began life as child prostitutes. Further, it was way back in the 16th chapter that the Lord claimed to have impregnated his pubescent whore such that she conceived and bore his children.
‘Oholah and ‘Oholybah were supposedly sisters from a different place and time. And as for cannibalism with their own children, I would have thought that this would be a stretch even for Satan. But soon enough, we will be regaled with the Feast of the Beast where people are on the menu. And while we are on the subject, it isn’t becoming for the Lord to be impregnating women – especially adulterous whores.
Even in this rebuke, there are issues. After asking his human if he will judge the sisters, the adulterers are actually men, and they are the parents of the cannibalized children – which is awkward. This problem does not stop here, but it continues over the next two statements where we find masculine pronouns throughout the condemnation.
Over and over, and still now (‘owd), this they have done to me (zo’th ‘asah la ‘any – this they did to me (qal perfect third-person masculine plural)): they have defiled and dirtied (tame’ – they have profaned (piel perfect third-person masculine plural)) my sanctuary (‘eth miqdash ‘any) in the very same day (ba ha yowm ha huw’) and toward my Sabbaths (wa ‘eth shabatowth ‘any), they profaned and defiled (chalal – they dirtied (qal perfect third-person masculine plural)). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:38)
And with slaughtering them (wa ba shachath hem), their sons (‘eth ben hem – the men with their male children) to their idols (la giluwlym hem – the men’s religious images), then they come to (wa bow’ ‘el – and 445they arrive and enter (qal imperfect third-person masculine plural)) my sanctuary (miqdash ‘any), in the very same day (ba ha yowm ha huw’) to profane and defile it (la chalal huw’).
And behold (wa hineh), this is what they did (koh ‘asah – like so is what they caused (qal perfect third-person masculine plural)) in the middle of my house (ba tawek beyth ‘any). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:39)
Not only are we to believe that Jews ate their own children, who were allegedly Satan’s kids, but after devouring ‘their’ sons, they immediately headed to the temple. And in the same breath, after purportedly exposing the crime of the millennia, the Lord is bothered that his Sabbaths have been sullied. A person would have to be a complete psychopath to transition so callously from zombies devouring their own to corrupting the intent of the seventh day.
And then to make matters worse, the Adversary, who would make Josef Mengele blush, is lost in the moment and attributes the idol infraction to men rather than the supposed whores. Then, in the midst of a horrific siege, the Devil wants us to believe that Jews ate their children in his sanctuary, became amorous, couldn’t find suitable partners in the city, and so they dispatched messengers to find dance partners. And behold, they came…
And also, truly (wa ‘aph ky), they are sending out dispatches (shalach – they reached out (qal imperfect third-person feminine plural)) for men to come (la ‘iysh bow’) from afar (min merchaq – from a great distance), for whom (‘asher), a messenger (mal’ak) is sent to them (shalach ‘el hem).
So, behold (wa hineh), they came (bow’). For whom (la ‘asher) you bathed (rachats – you washed off the dirt (qal perfect third-person feminine singular)), you painted (kachal – you applied cosmetics, ?, only used this once in 446Ezekiel (qal imperfect third-person feminine singular)) your eyes (‘ayn ‘ath), and you went on the prowl by adorning yourself with trinkets (wa ‘adah ‘ady – you stalked your prey by putting on ornaments (qal imperfect third-person feminine singular)). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:40)
Satan is projecting his empathy disorder. He would have us believe that these Jewish women ate their children, went to temple, summoned some boy toys, took a bath, put on their makeup, and went on the prowl after donning their most seductive trinkets. Mind you, if we are to believe the Lord of Babel, they no longer had ears, noses, or breasts to display them, and they are scarred by the sword and suffering from the attractive leathery appearance of third-degree burns. Are we to believe this nightmarish tale or conclude that this twisted metaphor was designed to determine if the religious are really as stupid as Satan claims?
Considering how these zombies would have looked, it’s no wonder they tried to dial up a romantic scene…
You sat and remained (wa yashab – you settled in and lived (qal perfect second-person feminine singular)) on an exceedingly expensive, glorious, and elegant (‘al kabuwdah) bed (mitah – reclining couch) and a table (wa shulchan) was arranged (‘arak – was positioned) before it (la paneh hy’). And my incense (wa qatoreth ‘any) and my oil (wa shemen ‘any) you set on it (sym ‘al hy’ – you placed upon her (qal perfect second-person feminine singular)). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:41)
The Lord of the Cannibals has forgotten who he had been addressing – or should we say, undressing. Just a moment ago he was speaking to his mortal scribe and submissive, asking him if he would judge the Jewish whores. Then, the Adversary began chronicling a litany of their crimes. But now, they are in the room and are being 447addressed directly. Seems odd, doesn’t it? They were third-person feminine and masculine plural when they were munching on munchkins in the miqdash, but now that she was a sex object in a bed awaiting her lover, it is more personal – second, not third person, singular and not plural.
Obviously, the Lord of Love fancies himself in bed with her – or at least a voyeur in the room witnessing the ensuing orgy…
The sound (wa qowl – the tidings, din, voice, noise, and auditory effect) of a carefree (shalew – an unconcerned and prosperous, at ease and sure) multitude of wealthy men (hamown – a large crowd of clamorous and agitated, uproarious and rich people) with her (ba hy’ – in her).
And toward the individuals (wa ‘el ‘iysh) from the greatest and largest, the longest and most abundantly plentiful (min rob – among the biggest and most extensive, at the upper range of the scale, having an excess of what is required) of men (‘adam – of adult male people), they were forced to come (bow’ – their penetration and cohabitation were compelled (hofal participle masculine plural)) – they were intoxicated (saba’ – overly inebriated from drinking too much alcohol (qal participle)) out of the wasteland (min midbar).
And they gave (wa nathan – the men offered to place (qal imperfect third-person masculine plural)) bracelets (tsamyd) for their hands (‘el yad henah – for the women’s hands) and splendidly adorned (wa tiph’areth) crowns (‘atarah) on their heads (‘al ro’sh henah – on top of the women’s heads). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:42)
The Lord of Babel pictured himself watching either Samaria or Jerusalem, then both, entertain a multitude of wealthy men. The crowd was large and uproarious. And as hamown, they were gentiles.
448Hung like donkeys and certifiable stallions, these men were the most well-endowed specimens on Earth. But they either had performance anxiety or they weren’t impressed with the haggard whores even when dressed for success. They would copulate only upon command and were forced to come. In fact, they had to be drugged, inebriated and wasted to be in the same room with these Jewish women.
Nonetheless, they had come bearing gifts, so they crowned and adorned the queens of whoredom. And then they abused them…
Then I would continue to say (wa ‘amar) to the old, worn out, used up, and worthless (la ha beleh – of the distressing and terrorizing, the destructive and infertile, aging and useless, overly consumed) adulterers (ni’uphym – ?, used only this once), now (‘atah) they will continually use her as a prostitute, having sex with her as a whore (zanah – they will fornicate having illicit intercourse, wantonly ravishing (qal imperfect third-person masculine plural and singular)) with her obscene nymphomania, fornication, and promiscuity (taznuwth hy’ – with her as a lewd and lustful harlot), indeed, with her (wa hy’). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:43)
I suppose it needs to be said: the Lord of Babylon is a creep. It boggles the mind that the religious allowed him to climb out of his cesspool and play God. Ezekiel’s Lord is a mean-spirited, anti-Semitic, misogynist sexual predator. He needs to be kept away from children, properly labeled, suitably condemned, and locked away forevermore.
The Master of Misogyny views Jewish women as worn out, used up, and worthless whores. In the Devil’s mind, God’s Chosen are prostitutes. And because she is obscene by his perverted standards, the god of religion is encouraging the faithful to rape her to death.
Again, I say to those who have set these words among the prophets and justified this crusade against women and 449Jews, you should be ashamed of yourselves. And for those who believe that this trash is the word of God, please go away. You are too ignorant, irrational, and immoral to be part of the Covenant Family.
The Book of Ezekiel is hideously demeaning and sexually degrading. The Lord of Babel is repulsive. We have met the great Tow’ebah | Abomination, and he is Satan.
And he continually came to and entered her (wa bow’ ‘el hy’ – he came in pursuit and penetrated her sexually (qal imperfect third-person masculine singular)) as one enters (ka bow’ – like one has intercourse, penetrating (qal infinitive construct)) into a woman as a prostitute (‘el ‘iysh zownah – toward a female who is a harlot and a whore, a lustful and lewd sexual pervert).
Likewise, therefore (ken), they entered (bow’ – they had sexual relations with (qal perfect third-person masculine plural)) into ‘Oholah | Female Tent (‘el ‘Oholah – Woman’s Tent, serving as a crude reference to her vagina; feminine of ‘ohel – tent) and into ‘Oholybah | I’m In Her Tent (wa ‘el ‘Oholybah – In a Woman’s Tent, serving as a crude reference to sexual intercourse; from the feminine of ‘ohel – tent, ‘any – me, my, and I, and ba – in), the lewdest and most obscene of women (‘ishah ha zimah – the most infamously crude, promiscuous, and wicked of women). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:44)
For the millions of Jewish women who have been and continue to be traumatized by the Lord of Babel and the Book of Ezekiel, I am sorry. I ache for you. I cry for you. Indeed, I scream out in protest for you.
If the Jewish man who wrote this on behalf of Satan had never lived, it would have been a better world. If the religious Jews who made this part of their Bibles and incorporated it into the Babylonian Talmud and Occultic Zohar had not done so, life would have been different for 450God’s people. I am sorry that it took so long to get here – 22 years into my mission to liberate you from the corrupting and constraining nature of religion.
Ezekiel is the Devil’s Playbook, Satan’s Manifesto. The Lord God of religion knows no bounds for himself and nothing but bonds for believers. He is the most hideous spirit to have ever existed. Run from religion and flee him.
Continuing to invert the truth and turn creation upside down, the Devil says…
So righteous men (wa ‘iysh tsadyq), they, themselves, will pass judgment on them, condemning and punishing them (hem shaphat ‘eth hem – they will decide their fate (the object was mistakenly written using hem rather than henah) (qal imperfect third-person masculine plural subject)) with the judgment and sentence (mishpat) of them committing adultery (na’aph – of them having intercourse with other than their spouse (qal participle feminine plural)), with the judgment and sentence (mishpat) of women pouring out and shedding blood (shaphak dam – of them spilling blood (qal participle feminine plural)) because, indeed (ky), these women are committing adultery (na’aph henah) and blood is on their hands (wa dam ba yad henah). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:45)
There were no righteous men – not a single one who was correct. And that is why they were in Babylon and why there were no prophets to speak to them. It is why Jews allowed their women to be demeaned in this way and have not lifted a finger to stop the abuse in 2,500 years. It is why Yahowah would ultimately have to inspire and equip a Nakry | Observant and Responsive Foreigner to do for you what you would not do for yourselves.
If we are to believe Satan and buy into the degradation and objectification of Jewish women as prostitutes and whores, then the least of their problems would have been 451marital infidelity – particularly in a culture where men had many ‘wives.’ And it always takes two to tango sexually. If we are to condemn Jewish women, we must also condemn Jewish men. And while prostitutes by occupation are very seldom ‘married,’ if we are to believe that Miss Samaria and Miss Jerusalem were cavorting with gentiles, then they are guilty as sin.
I am grieved that Yahowah’s good name has been associated with this satanic diatribe for 25 centuries. I am saddened that fewer than one in a million people recognize that the Lord is not God but is, instead, Satan. And I am angry that mobs of believers – entire communities of Jews, Christians, and Muslims – have used the Devil’s Handbook to objectify and terrorize women, robbing them of their dignity and merit.
Surely (ky), thus said (koh ‘amar) my Lord and Master, the one possessing and controlling me (‘adony), This Is Not Him (#^^#!), you are commanded to bring up (‘alah – you must offer up (hifil infinitive imperative)) over them (‘al hem – above them (again using the wrong form of the pronoun)) a massive mob, an entire congregation of religious believers (qahal – a horde from the community), and give to them, bestowing against them (wa nathan ‘eth henah) being objectified and terrorized (la za’awah – the inflicting of abject fear and horrifying oppression by removing everything) and being plundered, spoiled, looted, and robbed (wa la baz – to have everything stolen beginning with liberty and dignity). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:46)
I’m amazed that there hasn’t been a single man capable of acting like one, who has been willing to stand up for women by burying this trash along with the Lord of Babel. It is long past time that we turn around, respect Yahowah, not Satan, and do unto the Devil’s brood what they have done to the fairer sex.
452You can fix a lot of things, but not stupid. Dumb as stones…
A religious congregation, a societal mob, and a political community (qahal) of stones (‘eben – of rocks, dense material objects), hurl rock, stoning to bury them (wa ragam ‘al henah – they should execute them, killing them by covering them in stones (qal perfect)).
Then with their swords (wa ba chereb hem), cut them down, hacking and hewing them to pieces (bara’ ‘eth henah).
Their sons and their daughters (ben hem wa bath hem – their children (again using the wrong pronoun)), they should be continually and actually killed (harag – they should slay, putting to death (qal imperfect)).
And then their homes and families (wa beyth henah), with the fire (ba ha ‘esh), completely burn (saraph – always consume in the flames, bake, sacrifice, and destroy, executing by incineration (qal imperfect)). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:47)
Killing Jewish women three times over, along with their sons and daughters, their entire families, was neither constrained by place nor time. According to the Lord of Babel, throughout the world, it is always open hunting season for Jews.
With Satan, there is no redemption or reconciliation – only death. There is no returning home because it was burnt to the ground. There is no Towrah, no instructions or guidance, except stone, dice, and burn Jews. And Lord knows, Christians have listened and have taken him seriously.
Personally inept, and reliant solely on the word of the religious, Satan gloats…
So, I have put an end to (wa shabath – I have observed the Shabat by stopping (hifil perfect)) wicked 453plans, mischievous purposes, lewdness, and shameful sexual behavior (zimah – evil thought processes and infamous immorality, even heinous crimes) from the Land and Earth (min ha ‘erets). They will have provided a warning, as these men, acting on their own accord, will have corrected, disciplined, and punished (wa yasar – the men will have chastened, chastised, and admonished (nitpael perfect third-person masculine plural)) to every woman (kol ha ‘ishah – all of the females) and so they will not continually act (wa lo’ ‘asah – they will not consistently engage in (qal imperfect third-person feminine plural jussive)) your kind of mischievousness, lewdness, or immorality (ka zimah ‘aten). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:48)
When we survey the behavior of men and women around the globe, yesterday and today, indeed, throughout the past 2,500 years, it’s blatantly obvious that the Lord failed and is lying. He has not brought an end to wicked plans, mischievous purposes, lewd or shameful sexuality. And so long as he continues to influence humankind, the acronym, LGBTQQIP2SAA+, will continue to grow, which is why I shared the additional possibilities.
And let’s be clear, not only is the Lord of Babel the prime suspect in this book, he is the most perverted player. Further, he did not seek to correct, chasten, or chastise Jewish women. His intention remains to demonize and objectify them, to degrade and abuse them, to slander and slay them.
Every woman should be forewarned. The religions of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam consider Ezekiel to be the inspired word of their god. They have incorporated its torturous agenda into their beliefs and behaviors. And women have suffered as a result.
And they will offer to give (wa nathan – they will present and bestow as a present (qal perfect)) your sexual 454immorality, wicked ways, and shameful schemes (zimah ‘aten) upon you (‘al ‘aten – over and on top of all of you women).
And so, the sin and resulting liability (wa cheta’ – the guilt and punishment) of your idols (giluwlym ‘aten – of your religious imagery) you will bear and carry (nasa’) so that you are aware (wa yada’) that, indeed (ky), I am my Lord (‘any ‘adony – I am my Master), This Is Not Him (#^^#!). (Yachezq’el / Ezekiel 23:49)
Thankfully, ha Satan | the Adversary signed off by incriminating himself. There is no way to rationally interpret the inclusion of ‘adony | my Lord in this salutation other than to see Ezekiel and his Lord as one and the same.
