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Al-Lahu sent down his Sakina on his messenger and on the believers, and sent down forces which you did not see, and he punished the reconciled.
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Al-Lahu sent down forces to punish them.
Now that we have completed our extensive review of Allah’s war manifesto in the Quran, it’s time to read Muhammad’s concluding Sunnah. Islam’s most respected collector of Hadith entitled the non-prophet’s terrorist dogma: “Fighting In Allah’s Cause – Jihad.”
The first Hadith says it all: Bukhari:V4B52N44 “A man came to Allah’s Apostle and said, ‘Instruct me as to such a deed as equals Jihad in reward.’ He replied, ‘I do not find such a deed.’”
If the best thing a Muslim can do is fight Jihad in Allah’s Cause then Islam is the inverse of peaceful. It is a call to war. Maybe somebody should inform the world’s journalists and politicians.
This Hadith goes on to define Jihad as “Muslim fighting.” It claims Jihad is better than obligatory religious rituals. Bukhari:V4B52N44 “Can you, while the Muslim fighter has gone out for Jihad, enter a mosque to perform prayers without ceasing and fast forever?’ The man said, ‘No one can do that.’” So Jihad reigns supreme.
Bukhari:V4B52N46 “I heard Allah’s Apostle saying, ‘The example of a Mujahid [Muslim Jihadist] in Allah’s Cause—and Allah knows best who really strives in His Cause—is like a person who fasts and prays without ever stopping. Allah guarantees that He will admit the Mujahid in His Cause into Paradise if he is killed, 743otherwise He will return him to his home safely with rewards and war booty.’”
Not only is fighting better than prayer and fasting, jihad is supposedly a win-win game. If you die, you get heavenly booty. If you live, you get earthly booty. No wonder Muslim boys are dying for the chance to play Allah’s game.
Bukhari:V4B52N50 “The Prophet said, ‘A single endeavor of fighting in Allah’s Cause is better than the world and whatever is in it.’” Jihad, therefore, is more important than all of the Five Pillars of Islam combined. It’s why Muslims are terrorists.
The Quran issued its first order to fight Jihad in the 190th verse of the 2nd Suratun. The translators of The Noble Quran wanted to make certain Muslims understood what “Fighting in the Way of Allah” meant. So they provided this definition which is derived entirely from the Quran and Sunnah: “Jihad is holy fighting in Allah’s Cause with full force of numbers and weaponry. It is given the utmost importance in Islam and is one of its pillars. By Jihad Islam is established, Allah’s Word is made superior (which means only Allah has the right to be worshiped), and Islam is propagated. By abandoning Jihad Islam is destroyed and Muslims fall into an inferior position; their honor is lost, their lands are stolen, their rule and authority vanish. Jihad is an obligatory duty in Islam on every Muslim. He who tries to escape from this duty, or does not fulfill this duty, dies with one of the qualities of a hypocrite.” And that is Islam.
Bukhari:V4B52N63 “A man whose face was covered with an iron mask of armor came to the Prophet and said, ‘Allah’s Apostle! Shall I fight or embrace Islam first?’ The Prophet said, ‘Embrace Islam first and then fight.’ So he embraced Islam and was martyred. Allah’s Apostle said, ‘A Little work, but a great reward.’” Even Muhammad agreed that there was a causal relationship between Islam and terror. One led to the other.
Bukhari:V4B52N65 “A man came to the Prophet and asked, ‘A man fights for war booty; another fights for fame and a third fights for showing off; which of them fights in Allah’s Cause?’ The Prophet said, ‘He who fights that Allah’s Word, Islam, should be superior, 744fights in Allah’s Cause.’” Muhammad defined Jihad as a Holy War to impose Islam by force of arms.
The motivation for martyrdom has always been as shocking as a suicide bomber’s belt. Bukhari:V4B52N53 “The Prophet said, ‘Nobody who dies and finds Paradise would wish to come back to this life even if he were given the whole world and whatever is in it, except the martyr who, on seeing the superiority of martyrdom, would like to come back to get killed again in Allah’s Cause.’”
Bukhari:V4B52N54 “The Prophet said, ‘Were it not for the believers who do not want to be without me, I would always go forth in army-units setting out for Jihad. I would love to be martyred in Allah’s Cause and then get resurrected and get martyred again only to be resurrected so that I could get martyred again.’” But like the Islamic clerics today, Muhammad sent others out to fight. You never see an Islamic cleric strap on one of the bombs they beguile others to wear. So what I want to know is this: why don’t suicide bombers ask their imams, “If this is such a great idea, why aren’t you doing it?”
Bukhari:V4B52N216 “Allah’s Apostle said, ‘Were it not for fear it would be difficult for my followers, I would not have remained behind any army units. But I don’t have riding camels and have no other means of conveyance. No doubt I wish I could fight in Allah’s Cause and be martyred and come to life to be martyred again.’”
The non-prophet would have fought nonstop jihad if only he had a riding camel. Bukhari:V4B52N231 “Allah’s Apostle came to Mecca the day of the Conquest riding his she-camel on which Usama was riding behind him.” Methinks he was a liar, and a coward to boot. Bullies usually are.
Bukhari:V4B52N59 “Allah’s Apostle said, ‘By Him in Whose Hands my soul is! Whoever is wounded in Allah’s Cause...and Allah knows well who gets wounded in His Cause...will come with his wound having the color of blood but the scent of musk.’” Sexy blood, only from the mind of Muhammad. And how, pray tell, can “Allah’s Cause” be a “spiritual struggle” if one is “wounded and bleeds” in the process? We might 745acknowledge a paper cut endured while turning the pages of the Quran might suffice, if only it had been written.
Bukhari:V4B52N45 “Someone asked, ‘Allah’s Apostle, who is the best among the people?’ He replied, ‘A believer who strives his utmost in Allah’s Cause with his life and property.’” …said the Imam to the suicide bomber.
Bukhari:V4B52N48 “The people said, ‘Allah’s Apostle! Acquaint the people with the good news.’ He said, ‘Paradise has one hundred grades which Allah has reserved for the Mujahidin who fight in His Cause. The distance between each grade is like the distance between the Heaven and the Earth.’” This is where the Islamic establishment concocted the idea that if there were multiple virgins for the garden-variety suicide bomber, there must be at least seventy for the really excellent ones.
Bukhari:V4B52N311 “Allah’s Apostle said, ‘There is no migration after the Conquest of Mecca, but only Jihad. When you are called by the Muslim ruler for Jihad fighting, you should go forth immediately, responding to the call.’” Calls for jihad echo off the walls of Muslim mosques to this day, for in Islam, there is “only Jihad.”
I’d like to clear up a common misconception. Over the course of the thousands of talk radio interviews I’ve done on the subject of Islam and terrorism, Muslims, and those who coddle them in the media, have mustered only two excuses. They either deny the existence of the endless progression of calls for slaughtering humankind we’ve witnessed throughout the Quran and Hadith, or they protest that the Bible also contains harsh passages. And so it does. But there are no rewards for fighting and there are no open orders to fight like those that exist throughout the Quran. Yahowah sought to defend Yisra’el and Yahuwdym, while Allah sought to annihilate humankind.
Bukhari:V4B52N66 “Allah’s Apostle said, ‘Anyone whose feet get covered with dust in Allah’s Cause will not be touched by the Hell Fire.’” Jihad dust is a hell-preserver.
746Bukhari:V4B52N137 “The Prophet said, ‘Paradise is for him who holds the reins of his horse to strive in Allah’s Cause with his hair unkempt and feet covered with dust. If he is appointed in the front line, he is perfectly satisfied with his post, and if he is appointed in the rear, he accepts it.’” Jihad dust is the stuff of destiny.
Bukhari:V4B51N47 “‘What causes you to smile, O Allah’s Apostle?’ He said, ‘Some of my followers who in a dream were presented to me as fighters in Allah’s Cause on board a ship amidst the sea caused me to smile.’” Allah’s Cause made the profiteer money. And boatloads of money made him smile.
Bukhari:V4B51N72 “Our Prophet told us about the message of our Lord: ‘Whoever amongst us is killed will go to Paradise.’ Umar asked the Prophet, ‘Is it not true that our men who are killed will go to Paradise and the Pagan’s will go to the Hell Fire?’ The Prophet said, ‘Yes.’” And they believed him.
Bukhari:V4B51N73 “Allah’s Apostle said, ‘Know that Paradise is under the shade of swords.’” Well, his was, anyway.
Although this begins like the setup to a joke, it isn’t funny. Bukhari:V4B52N80 “Muhammad said, ‘Allah welcomes two men with a smile; one of whom kills the other and both of them enter Paradise. One fights in Allah’s Cause and gets killed. Later on Allah forgives the killer who also get martyred in Allah’s Cause.’”
Bukhari:V4B52N282 “Allah’s Apostle said, ‘Five are regarded as martyrs: They are those who die because of plague, abdominal disease, drowning, a falling building, and the martyrs in Allah’s Cause.’” What would possess a man to say such a thing?
Or why ask someone to scribble this down on a bone… Bukhari:V4B52N284-5 “When the Divine Inspiration: ‘Those of the believers who sit at home,’ was revealed, the Prophet sent for Zaid who came with a shoulder blade and wrote on it. Zaid said, ‘Maktum came to the Prophet while he was dictating the verse. Maktum said, “O Allah’s Apostle! If I were able, I would take part in Jihad.” He was a blind man. So Allah sent down revelation to His Apostle while his thigh was on mine. It became so heavy that I feared that my leg would be broken. But the Prophet’s state was over after Allah revealed “...except those who are disabled, blind, or lame.”’” It was 747Muhammad’s greatest miracle. He made blind men lame and disabled billions more.
Bukhari:V4B52N287 “The Emigrants and the Ansar said, ‘We are those who have given a pledge of allegiance to Muhammad that we will carry on Jihad as long as we live.’”
Bukhari:V4B52N94 “The Prophet said, ‘Whoever spends two things in Allah’s Cause [his life and his wealth], will be called by all the gatekeepers of Paradise. They will say, “O so-and-so! Come here.”’ Abu Bakr said, ‘O Allah’s Apostle! Such persons will never be destroyed.’ The Prophet said, ‘I hope you will be one of them.’” Without dying a martyr, Muhammad couldn’t even guarantee his most loyal belligerent, his father-in-law, and future Caliph a ticket to Allah’s hidden retreat for disgruntled jinn. That is why Muslims are willing to kill to buck the line.
Bakr’s little girl confirmed that the old pervert raping her was a passionate Jihadist. Bukhari:V4B52N130 “Aisha said, ‘Whenever the Prophet intended to proceed on a raid he used to draw lots amongst his wives and would take the one upon whom the lot fell. Once, before setting out for Jihad, he drew lots and it fell on me; so I went with him.” In Islam, pedophilia and pirating are strange bedfellows.
While contradictory, the lone “peaceful” Jihad Hadith says: Bukhari:V4B52N43 “Aisha said, ‘O Apostle! We consider Jihad as the best deed. Should we not fight in Allah’s Cause?’ He said, ‘The best Jihad for women is the Hajj done as I have done it.’” That may sound other than warlike, but in reality, Muhammad’s lone Hajj was murderous. He attacked and murdered many Quraysh.
Other girls confirmed that they served Islam’s leading terrorist: Bukhari:V4B52N134 “We used to take part in holy battles with the Prophet, providing his fighters with water and bringing the killed and the wounded back to Medina.” If he were alive today, Muhammad would be a leader of Hamas, Islamic Jihad, al-Qaeda, Hezbollah, Boko Haram, or the Islamic State.
748Bukhari:V4B52N175 “He heard the Prophet saying, ‘Paradise is granted to the first batch of my followers who will undertake a naval expedition.’ The Prophet then said, ‘The first army amongst my followers who will invade Caesar’s City will be forgiven their sins.’” It was quite a bargain. You bring me booty and I will give you paradise. One would be in real time, the other in Neverland.
Bukhari:V4B52N178-9 “The Prophet said, ‘One of the portents of the Hour is that you will fight with people wearing shoes made of hair. And you will fight the Turks, a broad-faced people with small eyes, red faces, and flat noses. Their faces will look like shields coated with leather.’” That sounds more racist than religious.
He was such a charmer… Bukhari:V4B52N182-4 “Allah’s Apostle invoked evil upon the infidels, saying, ‘O Allah! The revealer of the Holy Book, defeat these people and shake them. Fill the infidels’ houses and graves with fire as they busied us so that we did not perform the prayer until sunset.’” With words like these, it’s easy to see why Islam has caused so much death and destruction.
Bukhari:V4B52N259 “Allah’s Apostle sent us on a mission as a army unit and said, ‘If you find so-and-so and so-and-so, burn both of them with fire.’ When we intended to depart, Allah’s Apostle said, ‘I have ordered you to burn so-and-so and so-and-so, but only Allah punishes with fire, so, if you find them, kill them.’” The Muhammad-Allah combo continue to serve as inspiration for egomaniacal schizophrenic psychopaths and sadists everywhere.
Bukhari:V1B11N617 “Allah’s Apostle said, ‘I would order someone to collect firewood and another to lead the prayer. Then I would go from behind and burn the houses of men who did not present themselves at the compulsory congregational prayer.’” Muhammad loved fire as much as the un-god he served.
Bukhari:V4B52N260 “Ali burnt some people to death and this news reached Abbas, who said, ‘Had I been in his place I would not have burnt them, as the Prophet said, ‘Don’t punish anybody with Allah’s Punishment.’ No doubt, I would have killed them, for the Prophet said, ‘If a Muslim discards his religion, kill him.’” And so 749may all of the Progressive idiots parading behind their Coexist signs choke on them.
Bukhari:V4B52N196 “Allah’s Apostle said, ‘I have been ordered to fight with the people till they say, “None has the right to be worshipped but Allah.”’” Left unchecked, Muslims will continue to kill until all non-Muslims surrender or die.
Democracy and Islam are incompatible. Bukhari:V4B52N203 “I heard Allah’s Apostle saying, ‘We are the last but will be the foremost to enter Paradise.’ The Prophet added, ‘He who obeys me, obeys Allah, and he who disobeys me, disobeys Allah. He who obeys the chief, obeys me, and he who disobeys the chief, disobeys me. The Imam is like a shelter for whose safety the Muslims should fight.’”
According to Muhammad, Islam and Jihad were inseparable. Bukhari:V4B52N208 “My brother and I came to the Prophet and asked to migrate. He said, ‘Migration has passed away.’ I replied, ‘For what will you accept our pledge of allegiance?’ He said, ‘I will take the pledge for Islam and Jihad.’” So where are the Progressives who would claim that the terrorists have corrupted their religion? Would that include Muhammad?
Bukhari:V4B52N233 “Allah’s Apostle forbade people to travel to a hostile country carrying copies of the Qur’an.” This proves that every Islamic conquest was about power, control, and money, not religion.
Muhammad didn’t care for the Persians. It’s amazing that Iranians and Iraqis follow a non-prophet who wanted them destroyed. Bukhari:V4B52N190 “Allah’s Apostle sent a letter to Khosrau. When he read the letter he tore it. The Prophet then invoked Allah to disperse them with full dispersion, to destroy them severely.”
Showing that he could hate everybody, the religious leader who cursed Arabs, murdered Jews, and condemned Persians went after Byzantine Christians. Bukhari:V4B52N267 “The Prophet said, ‘Khosrau will be ruined. There won’t be a Persian King after him. Caesar will be ruined. There will be no Caesar after 750him. You will spend their treasures in Allah’s Cause.’ He proclaimed, ‘War is deceit.’”
As a religion, Islam is bankrupt. However, as a war manifesto and terrorist dogma, Islam remains unchallenged. It even comes complete with handy hints. “Use what you steal to equip your militants so they can steal more. And lie all you want; it makes conquering and plundering easier.”
This is how Islam survived: Bukhari:V4B53N386 “Umar sent Muslims to great countries to fight pagans. He said, ‘I intend to invade Persia and Rome.’ So, he ordered us to go to [the Persian King] Khosrau. When we reached the enemy, Khosrau’s representative came out with 40,000 warriors, saying, ‘Talk to me! Who are you?’ Mughira replied, ‘We are Arabs; we led a hard, miserable, disastrous life. We used to worship trees and stones. While we were in this state, our Prophet, the Messenger of our Lord, ordered us to fight you till you worship Allah Alone or pay us the Jizyah tribute tax in submission. Our Prophet has informed us that our Lord says: ‘Whoever amongst us is killed as a martyr shall go to Paradise to lead such a luxurious life as he has never seen, and whoever survives shall become your master.’”
Jihad is Islam’s nastiest and most fundamental enterprise. It passes for employment.
Since the best predictor of future behavior is past behavior, we have been conditioned to expect a continuance of Islamic greed and violence. Tabari IX:1 “The Prophet had been given possession of Mecca following his conquest, but he only stayed a fortnight. He received news that the sheep-herding clans of Hawazin and Thaqif were encamped at Hunayn intending to fight him.” These Arabs knew what you know – Muhammad and Islam spelled trouble. Muslim militants had raided every village in North, West, and Central Arabia. They would have attacked Eastern Arabia, too, but there was nothing there.
751Ishaq:533 & Tabari IX:1 “These tribes assembled after hearing about how the Messenger had conquered Mecca, thinking that the Muslims were intending to invade them next. When the Prophet heard that they had decided to defend themselves he went out to meet them at Hunayn, and Allah, the Great and Mighty, inflicted defeat on them. Allah has mentioned this battle in the Qur’an.”
The reference is from the 9th surah, a “revelation” that must have been dribbled down over a prolonged period. It includes segments that were intended to rally the troops and justify the attack on the Quraysh all the way through subsequent raids on the Byzantine Christians the following year.
As you may recall, Allah’s Hunayn recitals were sandwiched between his assault on the family unit and his attack on Christians and Jews. The Islamic god cried: Quran 009.025 “Lo, al-Lahu helped you in many settlements and day Hunayn when you marveled and admired your great numbers, but they availed your wants and desires nothing. So narrowed and straitened for you the earth of its vastness, then you turned back, fleeing. Quran 009.026 Then al-Lahu sent down His Sakina on His Messenger and on the believers, and sent down forces which you did not see, and He punished the reconciled.
Allah was as eager to take “credit” for the savagery of his followers as Muhammad was to make his butchery appear godly. Theirs was a symbiotic relationship.
The Arabs who had not yet been infected by Islam weren’t adept fighters. Prior to Islam, they had no reason to be. Ishaq:566 “When Malik [the Hawazin chief] decided to fight the Apostle, he had his women, children, and cattle accompany the men. He explained that by bringing them, the men would have to fight to defend them.”
There are some interesting sidebars here. First, Malik, whom the Muslims describe as “the chief sheep tender,” Tabari IX:6 “sent out spies to obtain intelligence. But they came back with their joints dislocated. When he asked what had happened, they said, ‘We saw white men on black horses. Before we could resist, we were struck as you see us now.” Tying men’s arms behind their backs 752and hanging them from meat hooks to dislocate their shoulders is still a preferred form of Islamic torture.
Second, Muhammad also sent out spies. His “mingled amongst the crowds gathering information,” much like they do in Europe and America today. Ishaq:567 “When the spies had learned Malik’s plans they returned and informed the Prophet. Muhammad in turn informed Umar [the second Caliph], who called the Prophet a liar.” Horrified, the Islamic spy said: “Umar, you may accuse me of lying, but you have denied the truth for a long time.” The fact that Umar became Caliph proves you don’t have to believe Islam to benefit from it. Muslim leaders play their subjects like a maestro conducts an orchestra or, more correctly, like a con plays his mark.
Third, the Muslims were overly fixated on booty. The spoils had been divided before the battle was waged. Tabari IX:3 “Since the Hawazin and Thaqif had marched with their women, children, and flocks, Allah granted them as booty to His Messenger, who divided the spoils among those Quraysh who had recently embraced Islam.”
Muhammad and his companions have made this easy for us, once again, validating that the motivation for Islam was sex, power, and money. Having conquered the Quraysh, acquired the Ka’aba Inc., and compelled the Pledge to Kill Everyone, it was time to demonstrate Islam. With 2,000 Quraysh in tow, Muhammad raided another two tribes. He divided their wealth, enslaved their children, and offered their women as a spoil. And by giving preference to the Quraysh, he made them mercenaries. While the non-prophet didn’t yet control their minds or hearts, he held sway over their wallets. Tyrants throughout time – political, corporate, militant, and religious – have ruled in like manner.
While marching to attack the Arab tribes, Muhammad conned some pagans out of their armor and swords. Ishaq:567 “Lend us your weapons so that we may fight our enemy.” Then Bakr said, Tabari IX:7 “Today we will not be overpowered on account of small numbers.”
753But arrogance soon led to disaster. Tabari IX:8 “The Messenger marched with 2,000 Meccans and 10,000 of his Companions who had come with him to facilitate the conquest of Mecca. Thus there were 12,000 in all. Muhammad left Abd Shams in charge of Mecca.” Muhammad liberated the town the same way Stalin liberated Eastern Europe. As they marched toward their prey, the great Sulami said: Ishaq:568 “This year the ghoul has smitten people in the midst of their tents as the ghoul has many forms…. All wild ass is inedible. The Hawazin tribe is diseased so I think that Allah’s Apostle will attack them in the morning.”
The next Hadith reports: Tabari IX:8 & Ishaq:569 “We descended through a sloping valley at the twilight of daybreak. But the enemy had gotten there before us and we were waylaid by them in a narrow pass. They had collected themselves and they were fully prepared. By Allah, we were terrified! As we descended, their squadrons made their first assaults on us as if they were one man. Our people were routed and fled, no one turning to look back.
Allah’s Apostle withdrew and cried, ‘Where are you going? Come to me. I am Allah’s Apostle! I am Muhammad, son of Abdallah!’ It was of no avail. The camels just bumped into one another as the Muslims ran away.” Pathetic, isn’t it? “Allah’s Apostle withdrew and cried, ‘Where are you going? Come back to me. I am Allah’s Apostle!’”
Muhammad’s militants were under no illusions. They were out for easy booty, not some religious crusade. They were sand pirates because stealing was easier than working. They didn’t believe Muhammad was an apostle. He was a dimwitted, inarticulate, mean-spirited, two-bit thug. So, they just ignored him. Sage advice.
It got so bad… Tabari IX:8 “When the polytheists overwhelmed the Muslims, the Prophet got off his mount and started reciting verses in the rajaz meter: ‘I am the Prophet, it is no lie, I am the son of Abd Muttalib!’” The first line was pathetic. The second was a confession. Abd Muttalib had been the last in Qusayy’s line to control all aspects of the Ka’aba Inc. Muhammad was using the scam to establish his authority.
754Next, we learn that the line “love your neighbor as yourself,” didn’t apply to this peculiar order of religious stalwarts. Tabari IX:10 & Ishaq:569 “When the Muslims fled, the uncouth and rude fellows from Mecca who were with us saw that we were in total disarray. Some of them spoke in a manner that disclosed the hatred they harbored against us. Abu Sufyan [the Meccan chief turned Muslim warrior] had divining arrows with him but another Muslim said, ‘Sorcery is useless today.’ Sufyan replied, ‘Shut up! May Allah smash your mouth!’”
This episode is alarming. First, we discover the gambling game of divining arrows that had saved Abd Allah, Muhammad’s father, was considered Satanic. Second, witchcraft was routinely practiced around the Ka’aba. And third, these Muslims, who had lived next to the Black Stone for decades, knew that Allah was useless. So now they were afraid that things were so bad that even Satan couldn’t rescue them.
The world of the Muslim Mujahideen continued to spiral out of control. Tabari IX:11 & Ishaq:574 “When Muhammad saw his men confused and in disarray, he repeated: ‘Where are you going, men?’ But not even one of them paid heed to his cries, so he went to the biggest man with the strongest voice and had him shout out to rally the troops.” The first Muslims were confused. Neither they nor their non-prophet knew where they were going.
Ultimately, fewer than one percent of the 12,000 fighters responded to the Prophet’s plea. Ishaq:574 “Finally a hundred were gathered around the Prophet. They confronted the enemy, and fought.” But their battle cries weren’t for Muhammad, Allah, or even Islam. “The first cry was, ‘Help the Ansar!’ And then, ‘For the Khazraj!’ Looking down at the mêlée as they were fighting, the Prophet said, ‘Now the oven is hot.’”
According to Islamic Tradition, which as we know is a precisely accurate and unbiased account (the narrator intoned with tongue planted firmly in cheek): Tabari IX:12 “Ali came upon them from behind, hamstrung their camels and they fell on their rumps. He struck the enemy with such blows he cut off feet 755and shanks. The men fought, and by Allah, when those [Muslims] who had run away returned, they found only prisoners already handcuffed with the Apostle.” That means that a force fierce enough to make 12,000 men flee was conquered, bound, and slain by one hundred.
Ishaq:570 “The Messenger turned to Abu Sufyan, who stood fast fighting that day. He had become an excellent Muslim after embracing Islam.” That means it doesn’t take much Islam to turn men violent. But it’s worse than that. An hour earlier, this “excellent Muslim” was practicing “sorcery.”
Tabari IX:13 “Muhammad turned to see Umm, a pregnant woman, who said, ‘O Messenger! Kill those [Muslims] who flee from you as you kill those who fight you, for they deserve death. Here is my dagger. If any come near me I will rip them up and slit open their belly with it.’” She had listened to the Quran recitals and knew that Allah hated peaceful Muslims who retreated in battle. But Allah loved a good thief…“Abu Talhah alone took the spoils of twenty men whom he had killed.”
This is such a charming religion. And we know it is a religion because there are killer angels. If Islam were a political doctrine they would be murderous comrades. Tabari IX:14 & Ishaq:572 “While the men were still fighting I saw a black striped garment descending from the sky until it dropped between us and the enemy. I gazed, and lo, it was a mass of black ants strewn everywhere, which filled the valley. I had no doubt that they were angels and that the enemy would be routed.” And that would make either Allah or the Muslim a liar, for Allah said: “He sent down forces which you saw not.”
One of Muhammad’s marauders boasted about how blood and booty had motivated the first Muslims: Ishaq:571 “I went up to a man and struck off his hand, and he throttled me with the other. He would have killed me if the loss of blood had not weakened him. He fell, and I killed him while he was down. But I was too occupied with fighting to pay any more attention to him. So one of the Meccan Muslims passed by and stripped him. Then when the fighting was over and we had finished with the enemy, the Apostle said that anyone who had killed a foe could have his spoil. I told the 756Apostle that I had killed a man who was worth stripping but had been too busy killing others at the time to notice who had spoiled him.”
So Abu Bakr scolded the Muslim who had wrongly stolen the mutilated man’s clothes: Ishaq:571 “To Allah’s lions who fight for His religion go the spoils that come from their prey. Return the booty to the man who killed him.’ The Apostle confirmed Abu Bakr’s words. So I was given the property of the man whom I had killed. I sold it and bought a small palm grove with the money. It was the first property I ever owned.” The degree to which Islam’s poison corrupts men is hard to fathom.
Old hatreds die hard. Ishaq:572 “When the Apostle learned that one of the Meccans had died in the battle, he said, ‘Allah curse him!’ He used to hate the Quraysh.” All the while… Tabari IX:15 “One of the Ansari who was plundering the slain came upon a Thaqif boy. He discovered that he was an uncircumcised Christian. He uncovered others and then yelled out at the top of his voice, ‘Allah knows that the Thaqif are uncircumcised.” Muslims had killed and robbed their first Christians.
This wouldn’t be Islam without a sonnet to commemorate the occasion… Ishaq:572 “Muhammad is the man, an Apostle of my Lord who errs not, neither does he sin. Any who would rival him in goodness must fail. Evil was the state of our enemy so they lost the day. Fortunes change and we came upon them like lions from the thickets. The armies of Allah came openly, flying at them in rage, so they could not get away. We destroyed them and forced them to surrender. In the former days there was no battle like this; their blood flowed freely. We slew them and left them in the dust. Those who escaped were choked with terror. A multitude of them were slain. This is Allah’s war in which those who do not accept Islam will have no helper. War destroyed the tribe and fate the clan.” With each word, Islam grew more violent and repulsive.
The second half of Abbas’ poem – turned Islamic Tradition – is particularly concerning. It explains what happens to people who are victimized by Islam. The Muslims were the aggressors as they “came upon them like lions.” They were an “army” not missionaries. “Rage” consumed them. The first Muslims were “destructive.” They 757“forced surrender.” And we know that it was Islam that had done this to them because “in the former days there were no battles like this.” Death was the result: “blood flowed freely.” Killing meant nothing to the Muslims as they “left them in the dust.” The first Muslims were vicious terrorists: “those who escaped were choked with terror. A multitude were slain.” And all this death and destruction was perpetrated in the name of their despicable spirit: “This is Allah’s war.”
A second poem recited this day was no less harsh... Ishaq:574 “In faith I do not fear the army of fate. [Islam is fatalistic because Manat was the goddess of fate.] He gave us the blood of their best men to drink when we led our army against them. We were a great army with a pungent smell. And we attack continuously, wherever our enemy is found.”
Even the most brutal, violent, and ungodly regimes to prowl our planet would have been repulsed by a god who “gave us the blood of their best men to drink.” You’d think such “scripture” would prompt a response from those who claim that today’s bloodthirsty Islamic terrorists have “corrupted their religion.”
Next, we find the apostle in a heroic moment. Ishaq:576 “One of our Companions told us that the Apostle walked past a woman whom Khalid [the perfect Islamic terrorist] had killed. He sent word to Khalid and forbade him to kill more children, women, and slaves.” It’s hard to sell a corpse into slavery. And this Bukhari Hadith contradicts the moral message: Bukhari:V4B52N256 “The Prophet passed by and was asked whether it was permissible to attack infidels at night with the probability of exposing their women and children to danger. The Prophet replied, ‘Their women and children are from them.’”
While they were out being religious, Allah’s cavalry terrorized the good folks of Nakhlah, Awtas, and Sa’d. But they began the festivities by capturing and assassinating Bijad first. Ishaq:576 “Allah’s Apostle said, ‘If you get hold of Bijad, don’t let him escape for he has done something evil.’”
758Tabari IX:18 “While fighting the Banu Sa’d, Muslim horsemen seized Bijad. They herded his family around him like cattle, and they treated them roughly.” All the while, Tabari IX:20 “The captives of Hunayn, along with their possessions, were brought to the Messenger. He ordered that their captives, animals, and their possessions be taken to Ji’ranah and held in custody.”
To commemorate their captivity, a Muslim gloated: Ishaq:576 “Allah and His servant overwhelmed every coward. Allah honored us and made our religion victorious. We were glorified in the worship of the Compassionate God who destroyed them all. He humiliated them in the worship of Satan. By what our Apostle recites from the Book and by our swift horses, I liked the punishment the infidels received. Killing them was sweeter than drink. We galloped among them panting for the spoil. With our loud-voiced army, the Apostle’s squadron advanced into the fray.” This stuff makes Mein Kampf seem mild by comparison.
Another Muslim sang: Ishaq:578 “Crushing the heads of the infidels and splitting their skulls with sharp swords, we continually thrust and cut at the enemy. Blood gushed from their deep wounds as the battle wore them down. We conquered bearing the Prophet’s fluttering standard [war banner]. Our cavalry was submerged in rising dust, and our spears quivered, but by us the Prophet gained victory.”
Not to be outdone, another of Muhammad’s Companions recited these illuminating lines: Ishaq:580 “Allah’s religion is the religion of Muhammad. We are satisfied with it. It contains guidance and laws. By it he set our affairs right.”
Still incriminating themselves: Ishaq:580 “Our strong warriors obey his orders to the letter. By us Allah’s religion is undeniably strong.” Islam was not spread by word of mouth, by reason, or by the kindness it inspires. Muhammadism was propagated by the sword. Ishaq:580 “You would think when our horses gallop with bits in their mouths that the sounds of demons are among them.”
Wherever Muslim militants are found, loud-mouthed demons are close at hand. Ishaq:580 “The day we trod down the unbelievers there was no deviation or turning from the Apostle’s 759order. During the battle the people heard our exhortations to fight and the smashing of skulls by swords that sent heads flying. We severed necks with a warrior’s blow. Often we have left the slain cut to pieces and a widow crying alas over her mutilated husband. ’Tis Allah, not man we seek to please.” Just when we thought Islam couldn’t get any worse, it spewed ever more vitriolic violence. From Sira to Sunnah to Surah, Islam is putrid.
Abbas also composed the following lines revealing the character of those who, along with Muhammad, invented Islam. While Ibn Ishaq recorded a dozen pages of poetry from this day, I have tried to sift through the rubble to bring you the lines that best illuminate the mentality of the first Muslims. Ishaq:580 “We helped Allah’s Apostle, angry on his account, with a thousand warriors. We carried his flag on the end of our lances. We were his helpers, protecting his banner in deadly combat. We dyed it with blood, for that was its color. We were the Prophet’s right arm in Islam. We were his bodyguards before other troops served him. We helped him against his opponents. Allah richly rewarded that fine Prophet Muhammad.”
Islam immortalized one of its best: the woman-killing, child-abusing, genocidal, tax-collecting Khalid. Ishaq:583 “Since you have made Khalid chief of the army and promoted him, he has become a chief indeed, leading an army guided by Allah. Firmly clad in mail, warriors with lances leveled, we are a strong force not unlike a rushing torrent. We smite the wicked while we swear an oath to Muhammad…fighting in the quest of booty.” Ishaq:586 “Red blood flowed because of our rage.” No matter the translation, no matter the interpretation, these men were as bad as their religion.
Attacking, killing, enslaving, plundering, and terrorizing the Hawazin, Thaqif, Nakhlah, Awtas, and Sa’d villages was insufficient. Tabari IX:20 “The Messenger and his companions went directly to Ta’if.”
This was the town between Petra and Yathrib whose “rabble” had “mocked and stoned the prophet” following the In and Satanic Verses. “Muhammad encamped there for a fortnight, waging war. The townsfolk fought the Muslims from behind the fort. 760None came out in the open. All of the surrounding people surrendered and sent their delegations to the Prophet. After besieging Ta’if for twenty days, Muhammad left and halted at Ji’ranah where the captives of Hunayn were held with their women and children. It is alleged that those captives taken numbered six thousand with women and children.” Since only a hundred Muslims fought, overcoming sixty-to-one odds is a little farfetched. But there is an important line in the opening Hadith on the siege of Ta’if. The first Muslims had been so vicious that “all of the surrounding people surrendered.”
Tabari IX:21 “Delegations of Hawazin came to the Prophet and embraced Islam. Therefore, he set their women and children free and decided to make the lesser pilgrimage from Ji’ranah.” Freedom had never been part of this man’s vocabulary. “Embracing Islam” was tantamount to surrender, bowing in submission to Muhammad’s authority and will. So what’s up? Simple economics: there were only four towns within walking distance with enough money to buy slaves: Petra, Yathrib, Khaybar, and Ta’if. One had been invaded, two conquered, and the fourth was under siege. There simply wasn’t a market. Slaves need to be sheltered, fed, and watered. They are a liability to a profiteer who has no means to trade them for money.
Released of his burden, the non-prophet refocused his rage on Ta’if. After all, this had been the town whose leaders had once said, “If god needed a messenger, he would have chosen somebody better than you.” The Hadith reports: Tabari IX:22 “Muhammad ordered that Ta’if’s walled gardens should be torn down and destroyed.” Ten years later, Allah’s man-child was still hot under the collar.
But his grudge match was little more than an irritant. Ishaq:589 “The Muslims were unable to get through the city wall, for the inhabitants had shut the gate.” This is as lame as the Quraysh being stumped by the trough in the sand surrounding Medina.
761Tabari IX:22 “The Prophet continued to besiege the town, fighting them bitterly. Both sides shot arrows at each other until one day the wall of Ta’if was stormed. A number of Muhammad’s companions went under a testudo [a Roman-style siege engine with a roof] and tried to breach it but they were showered with scraps of hot iron. They came out from under their testudo and the Thaqif shot them.” Ever mean-spirited, “Muhammad then ordered that their vineyards should be cut down.”
But all was not war and destruction. The non-prophet had but two of his two dozen concubines and sex slaves with him on the campaign and was now longing for some variety. So… Tabari IX:24 & Ishaq:590 “Muhammad told Bakr, ‘I saw in a dream that I was given a large bowl filled with butter. A cock pecked at it and spilt it.’ ‘O Messenger of Allah, I don’t think that you will attain what you desire today.’” Wouldn’t you just love to turn Sigmund Freud loose on that one?
Anyway, that was it. The Muslim militants packed up their camels and headed home, grumbling all the way. Tabari IX:25 “By Allah, I did not come to fight for nothing. I wanted a victory over Ta’if so that I might obtain a slave girl from them and make her pregnant.” Lovely.
On the way back home… Ishaq:587 “Ka’b ibn Malik reacted to the Apostle’s decision. He said, ‘We put an end to doubt at Khaybar. But we gave our swords a rest. If our swords could have spoken, their blades would have said, “Give us Daus or Thaqif. We will tear off the roofs in Wajj. We will make homes desolate. Our cavalry will come upon you leaving behind a tangled mass.
When we assault a town they sound a cry of alarm but our sharp cutting swords flash like lightning. By them we bring death to those who struggle against us. Flowing blood was mingled with saffron the morn the forces met. They were taken by surprise and we surrounded their walls with our troops. Our leader, the Prophet, was firm, pure of heart, steadfast, continent, straightforward, full of wisdom, knowledge, and clemency. He was not frivolous nor light minded. We obey our Prophet and we obey a Lord who is the Compassionate [Ar-Rahman]. We make you partners in peace and war. If you refuse we will fight you doggedly.”” Islam has spoken.
762Ka’b continued: Ishaq:587 “Our onslaught will not be a weak faltering affair. We shall fight as long as we live. We will fight until you turn to Islam, humbly seeking refuge. We will fight not caring whom we meet. We will fight whether we destroy ancient holdings or newly gotten gains. We have cut off every opponent’s nose and ears with our fine swords. We have driven them violently before us at the command of Allah and Islam. We will fight until our religion is established. And we will plunder them, for they must suffer disgrace.” Nothing more need be said.
This next poem begins as a fairytale; it ends as a nightmare. Ishaq:588 “Shaddad said this about the Apostle’s raid on Ta’if: ‘Don’t help Al-Lat [one of the Ka’aba’s goddesses] for Allah is about to destroy her. How can one who cannot help herself be helped? She was burned in black smoke and caught fire. Those who fight before her stone are outcasts. When the Apostle descends on your land none of your people will be left when he leaves.”
Under the heading, “The Division of Booty Captured at Hunayn and Conciliation Gifts Given to Gain Men’s Hearts,” we find that the disgruntled mercenaries needed to be appeased. Ishaq:592 “The Apostle held a large number of captives. There were 6,000 women and children prisoners. He had captured so many sheep and camels they could not be counted.” But since there was no market for these slaves, Muhammad asked his mercenaries to free those he had previously divvied up. Tabari IX:28 “The Banu Tamim were concerned. They did not want to give up their share. So Muhammad said, ‘He who holds a share of these captives shall get six camels for every slave from the next booty we take.’ [Postponing gratification was so mature of them.] So the Muslims returned the women and children captives.”
But not every Mujahid was so mature. The non-prophet was always an exception to his own rules. Ishaq:593 “From the captives of Hunayn, Allah’s Messenger gave [his son-in-law] Ali a slave girl called Baytab and he gave [future Caliph] Uthman a slave girl called Zaynab and [future Caliph] Umar another.” As the brain trust of Islam, these fellows knew that there were no babes in paradise, so they got all the fornication they could handle right here on earth.
763Umar palmed off his prize on his son Abdallah who scurried off to the Ka’aba to pay tribute to the idol for whom he had been named. He said, “I will take her when I return.” But alas, the Islamic dictator said, “Let her go, for her mouth is cold, her breasts are flat. You did not take her as a virgin in her prime nor even full-figured in her middle age!” Even religious rapists have their standards.
Still bickering, the Muslims who had followed the non-prophet into battle yelled, Tabari IX:31 & Ishaq:594 “‘Muhammad, divide the spoil and booty of camels and cattle among us.’ They forced the Prophet up against a tree, and his robe was torn from him. Muhammad cried, ‘Give me back my robe. If there had been more sheep I would have given you some. You have not found me to be niggardly, cowardly or false.”
Yes, they had, which is why they had so little regard for him. We were just told: Tabari IX:26 “He had captured so many sheep and camels they could not be counted.” It is little wonder Muhammad prayed: Bukhari:V4B52N143 “O Allah! I seek refuge with you from distress and sorrow, from helplessness and laziness, from miserliness and cowardice, from being heavily in debt and from being overcome by men.”
Muhammad had led 12,000 armed militants against a tribe of sheepherders. They had slaughtered the men, stolen their property, and taken 6,000 women and children captive. It came time to pay the pirates their usual share of the spoil and he reneged. He changed the rules and promised to pay them later, out of a future raid. The first Muslims became angry, ganged up on the dishonest Godfather of Islam, forced him up against a tree, and tore off his robe. In response, he lied to them.
Then, to memorialize the event, the lone voice of the world’s fastest-growing religion proclaimed that he was distressed, sorrowful, helpless, and lazy. He confessed to being a coward. Then he said that he was miserly – a death sentence if you’re a pirate. No matter how many people he enslaved or how much property he stole, he was so 764irresponsible, he was always broke. And while that’s really bad, how can a man of god be “overcome by men?”
As bad as this affair was for Islam’s credibility, Muslim apologists cannot wish it away, for Bukhari documents it too: Bukhari:V4B53N376 “While Allah’s Apostle was on his way back from Hunayn, the Bedouins started begging for things so aggressively that they forced him to go under a Samura tree where his outer garment was snatched away. On that, Allah’s Apostle stood up [in his undies] and said, ‘Return my clothes. If I had as many camels as these trees, I would have distributed them amongst you; and you will not find me a miser, liar or coward.’”
In what appears to be a related incident, we learn: Bukhari:V4B53N377 “While I was walking with the Prophet he was wearing a Najrani outer garment with a thick hem. A Bedouin came upon him and pulled his garment so violently that I could see the imprint of the hem on his shoulder caused by the violence of his pull. The Bedouin said, ‘Give me something from Allah’s Fortune which you have.’ The Prophet turned, smiled, and ordered that a gift should be given.”
Returning to the historical and biographical accounts, we find Muhammad lying to his troops and contradicting his prayer… Tabari IX:31 & Ishaq:594 “‘You have not found me miserly, cowardly, or a liar.’ Then he walked over to his camel and took a hair from its hump. Holding it aloft in his fingers he said, ‘Men, I do not have anything of your booty, not even as much as this hair. Just filth. And that filth is what is being given to you. [How perceptive. Islam is filth.] So, bring back my cloak, for dishonesty will be a shame, a flame, and a doom to you.’” Since even his own Sunnah proves he was lying through his chipped teeth, Muhammad must be enjoying the shame of the flame.
This wrangling over stolen loot continued for a number of pages. Muhammad had lost control; he was “overcome by men.” Ever more desperate to buy loyalty, he doled out some of the booty his goons had stolen. But there never seemed to be enough. Ishaq:594 “The Apostle gave gifts to those whose hearts were to be won over, notably the chiefs of the army, to win them and through them the people.”
765Point, game, set, match. That wraps it up. Muhammad used stolen property to bribe men. He, like every other tyrant, began by greasing the palms of his generals. With the military leadership sufficiently corrupted and induced, there was nothing the people could do. Their fate was sealed. And little has changed in 1,400 years. (As an interesting aside, the first and largest bribe listed was paid to the former Muhammad antagonist, Quraysh chief, occultist, and excellent Muslim, Abu Sufyan.)
But that did not keep the troops from grumbling. The first Muslims weren’t very happy with their warlord. Tabari IX:34 & Ishaq:595 “Khuwaysirah came and stood by the Prophet as he was giving gifts to the people and said, ‘Muhammad, I have seen what you have done today.’ ‘Well, what did you see?’ He said, ‘I don’t think you have been fair.’ Allah’s Messenger became angry. ‘Woe to you! If justice is not to be found with me, then with whom is it to be found?’” Might I suggest any of the ten billion other choices? “Umar [who got his sex toy] said, ‘Muhammad, allow me to kill him.’” Ishaq:595 “The Apostle said, ‘Get him away from me and cut off his tongue.”
Bukhari reported the naked truth about the nature of fundamental Islam: Bukhari:V4B53N373 “Allah’s Apostle got property and war prisoners and gave them to some people to the exclusion of others. The latter seemed to be displeased by that. The Prophet said, ‘I give to some people, lest they should deviate from Islam or lose patience.’ Amr bin Taghlib said, ‘The statement of Allah’s Apostle is dearer to me than red camels.’”
Bukhari:V4B53N374 “The Prophet said, ‘I give to the Quraysh so that they will desire Islam, for they are nearer to their life of Ignorance and it is not strong in their hearts.’” The term the mafia uses to describe this situation is “made.” A “made man” is someone who has participated in a criminal act like kidnap for ransom or murder for money. Made men continue to embrace the organization to keep from being incarcerated for their crimes.
Another Bukhari Hadith confirms that the first Muslims were nothing more than bloodthirsty sand pirates. It also 766demonstrates that there was no appreciable difference between the Hadiths collected by Ishaq, Tabari, or Bukhari…
Bukhari:V4B53N375 “When Allah favored His Apostle with the properties of the Hawazin tribe as Fai booty, he started giving to some of the Meccan men up to one hundred camels each. Whereupon some Ansari said, ‘May Allah forgive His Apostle! He is giving to the Quraysh and leaving us out, in spite of the fact that our swords are still dripping with the blood of the infidels.’ When Muhammad was informed of what they had said, he called for the Ansar and gathered them in a leather tent. ‘What is the statement which I have been informed, and that which you have said?’ The smart ones replied, ‘O Allah’s Apostle! The wise ones did not say anything, but the youngsters said, “May Allah forgive His Apostle; he enriches the Quraysh and leaves the Ansar poor, in spite of the fact that Ansar swords are still dribbling with the blood of the infidels.”’ The Prophet replied, ‘I give them more because they are still close to the period of Infidelity and have just recently embraced Islam. You should be pleased to see them becoming rich.’ The Ansar replied, ‘Yes, O Allah’s Apostle, we are satisfied.’”
The moral of the story is: Muhammad had to bribe men to make them Muslims and then threaten them to keep them that way. The Quran was already obsolete.
Bukhari:V4B53N411 “The Prophet said, ‘Every betrayer will have a flag which will be fixed to him and displayed on the Day of Doom. This flag will show the betrayal he committed.’” In other words: “Mess with me and you’ll go to hell.”
This was an unpleasant time for Muhammad. He had bribed men to rob and plunder Jews and then Arabs, but now the cupboard was bare. Tabari IX:36 & Ishaq:596 “‘Prophet, this group of Ansar have a grudge against you for what you did with the booty and how you divided it among your own people.’ After due praise and exaltation of Allah, he addressed them. ‘Ansar, what is this talk I hear from you? What is the grudge you harbor in your hearts against me? Do you think ill of me? Did I not come to you when you were erring and needy, and then made rich by Allah?’” It was getting nastier by the moment. There simply wasn’t enough 767plunder to go around. And heaven forbid a Muslim should soil his hands producing something of value.
The Ansar were not satisfied, and they turned the tables on the pirate king, giving him a strong dose of reality... Tabari IX:37 & Ishaq:596 “You came to us discredited, when your message was rejected by the Quraysh, and we believed you. You were forsaken and deserted and we assisted you. You were a fugitive and we took you in, sheltering you. You were poor and in need, and we comforted you.”
It was all true – every word of it. Muhammad had been “discredited” because he had accepted the Idolatrous Indulgence. Tempted by sex, power, and money, he had made a deal with the Devil. He blasphemed his wannabe god by reciting the Satanic Verses. His insane and sadistic, self-indulgent message had been “rejected” as delusional. The Quraysh knew that Muhammad was a demon-possessed, lying charlatan, forging his recitals by plagiarizing and twisting earlier lore. After telling the Quraysh that he was going to slaughter them, and after duping the Ansar to war against all mankind, Muhammad had become a “fugitive.” He was run out of town in shame, “forsaken and deserted” by his own people – his extended family. He was as “poor” as his religion.
The Yathrib Arabs had foolishly comforted him, believed him, and fought for him. Yet none of that fazed the non-prophet. Tabari IX:37& Ishaq:596 “Do you hold a grudge against me and are you mentally disturbed because of the worldly things by which I conciliate a people and win them over so that they will embrace Islam and become Muslims?”
Case closed. Proof doesn’t get any better than this. This is a stunning confession. Muhammad said that he used stolen property to bribe militants so that they would become Muslims. That made the first Muslims mercenaries. They were seduced and lured into Islam by a thief. Islam’s godfather bought support with booty. But alas, how can a pirate be a prophet? How can criminal behavior be religious? 768Stealing is illegal. Bribery is immoral. Venerating a man who advocates both makes one an accomplice. And trusting him with your soul is insane.
Caught between a rock and some hard people, Muhammad chose the rock. “Allah’s Apostle left town to make a lesser pilgrimage and ordered that the rest of the booty be held back, although some of the spoil followed him.” There’s nothing more religious than storing your contraband safely before you rush off to visit your rock god’s favorite shrine.
Then, confirming the new religion was regurgitated paganism: Ishaq:597 “The people made the pilgrimage that year in the way the pagan Arabs used to do it.”
With that two-line religious interlude over, it was time to return the focus to money. Now that Muhammad had admitted to being a lying miser without enough booty to go around, what do you suppose he did? He had already robbed everyone within camel ride, so more piracy wasn’t going to work.
Tabari IX:38 “In this year, the Messenger sent Amr to collect the zakat tax from Jayfar and Amr, the clans of Julanda and Azd.” And...“He collected the jizyah from the Zoroastrians [the religion of the Persians].” He taxed them all. It was Muhammad’s version of The New Deal.
Tabari IX:39 “In the same year the [seventy-year-old] Prophet married Kilabiyyah. When she was given the choice between this world and the hereafter, and she preferred this world.” That means she rejected Islam – not that it mattered since she was a sex slave. However, the Hadith confirms Muhammad ignored the Quran’s order not to befriend disbelievers.
The Tradition goes on to report: “Mariyah [a Coptic child-virgin sent as a gift and then turned into a concubine] gave birth to Ibrahim. The Messenger entrusted the infant to Umm. Mariyah told Salma, a bondmaid [sex slave] of the Messenger the good news. She told a Muslim who shared it with Muhammad who in turn gave him a slave as a gift. When Mariyah gave birth to her son, the Prophet’s wives became jealous.”
769Ishaq:597 “When the Apostle returned to Medina after his raid on Ta’if, word spread that he had killed some of the men who had satirized and insulted him. The poets who were left spread in all directions.” Muhammad controlled the press by assassinating those who wrote stories he didn’t like.
The next Hadith speaks of “short black men who used to retreat.” They “excited anger against them.” But then the pacifists became Muslims and turned violent. Ishaq:601 “The best men launch spears as if they were swords. They peer forward unweariedly with eyes red as burning coals. They devote their lives to their Prophet. On the day of hand-to-hand fighting and cavalry attacks they purify themselves with the blood of infidels. They consider that an act of piety. Their habit is to act like lions. They are accustomed to hunting men.”
Good Muslims “purify themselves with the blood of infidels.” You don’t suppose that this was what made “Allah the best Baptizer?”
With this, the curtain came down (most blessedly) on the eighth year of the Islamic Era. We’re twenty years into this scam and it remains as ugly as its first night, the one in which Muhammad first encountered his demon.
The next day was hotter than usual. It was April 20th, 630 CE. As the sun rose, men gathered to talk about their plight. Tabari IX:42 “Amr said, ‘We have been dealt a situation from which there is no escape. You have seen what Muhammad has done. Arabs have submitted to him and we do not have the strength to fight. You know that no herd is safe from him. And no one even dares go outside for fear of being terrorized.” Islam had arrived and conquered. Anarchy was the result. It still is.
So Muhammad and his less-than-inspired band of thugs set out in search of un-plundered territory. Tabari IX:46 “In this year, the Messenger carried out a military expedition to Tabuk.” 770Tabuk as we now know was a Christian settlement in Byzantine Syria. They had done nothing to earn Muhammad’s wrath. They were simply a target – the nearest untapped source of booty.
Ishaq:602 “The Apostle ordered Muslims to prepare for a military expedition so that he could raid the Byzantines.” It would be the largest and best-equipped army Allah’s Messenger would ever lead. While the actual numbers may have been a tenth of this, we are told that thirty thousand Muslim militants heeded the call to arms. Muhammad proclaimed: “The treasures of Caesar have been given to me by conquest.”
Tabari IX:48 “Muhammad wanted the people to be prepared so he informed them that his objective was the Byzantines. The Muslims disliked the idea because of their respect for their fighting ability.” But Muhammad had invested much of his final surah in demeaning Christians and ordering Muslims to fight them, humiliate them, mutilate them, tax them, enslave them, and even crucify them. He couldn’t let all of that wonderful godly inspiration go to waste.
The Muslims, however, weren’t inspired. They wanted easy booty, not war. Tabari IX:49 “One of the hypocrites [a now peaceful person but formerly violent Muslim], feeling an aversion to battle, being skeptical of the truth, and spreading false rumors about Muhammad, said that they should not go out in the heat. With regard to him, Allah revealed: ‘They said, “Do not march out in the heat.” Say, “The heat of hell is far more intense.”’” The message was nasty: “Obey my order to fight and plunder or my god will roast you in hell.”
Tabari IX:49 “Muhammad urged the Muslims by way of a meeting to help cover the expenses of Allah’s Cause. The men provided mounts in anticipation of Allah’s reward.” Once again, we see that neither preaching from the Quran or Sunnah entered the picture. These men weren’t off on a religious crusade. “Allah’s Cause” was armed robbery. And frankly, such behavior would be inexcusable even if it only happened once in the presence of the non-prophet or during the 771formation of Islam. But Muhammad’s militants were in a rut. They had fought for no other reason.
If we were to remove immoral, illegal, hateful, and violent verses from the Hadith and Quran, all we’d have left would be an odd collection of plagiarized and twisted Bible stories interspersed between Allah’s threats to roast the disbelievers in hell. Bad simply overwhelms good in Islam. To believe Muhammad is as foolish as advocating on behalf of the murderous and sexist doctrine he inspired.
Ishaq:602 “The Apostle always referred allusively to the destination which he intended to raid. This was the sole exception, for he said plainly that he was making for the Byzantines because the journey was long, the weather was hot, and the enemy was strong.” No Byzantine had threatened Muhammad. Calling them “the enemy” simply confirms that all non-Muslims are Islam’s foe. But there is another lesson here. Today, Muslims scream with shrill voices that the Christian Crusaders attacked Muslims without provocation. Yet their own scriptures confirm that Islam drew first blood and that Muslims sought to invade and conquer Christian towns.
But it’s worse than that. Christianity had permeated what is now Iraq, Iran, Turkey, Syria, Jordan, Israel, and Egypt by the time Muhammad decided to plunder these people. Within a decade of the Tabuk raid, Islam would lay all of that to ruin, attacking, conquering, and taxing the once-free people who occupied these places. Islam imposed its will by violent assault.
On this day, Muhammad discovered that even after promising Allah would reward Muslims with booty beyond their dreams, most Arabs were skeptical. Tabari IX:50 “When the Prophet was prepared to set off, a number of Muslims whose intentions had prevented them from following the Messenger, lagged behind without any misgivings.” Those who knew Muhammad much better than Muslims today recognized the obvious. There was no doubt in their minds that Islam’s founder was 772a money-grubbing con, a mean-spirited thug who was out for himself.
Here’s an example: Ishaq:602 “Jadd told Muhammad, ‘Will you allow me to stay behind and not tempt me? Everyone knows that I am strongly addicted to women. I’m afraid that I’ll see Byzantine women and will not be able to control myself.’” This suggests that Muhammad “tempted” Muslims to fight and that he offered them captured women as booty.
Ishaq:602 “The Apostle gave him permission to remain behind.” In other words, he didn’t want the competition. Ishaq:602 “It was about him that Allah sent down: ‘There are some who say: “Give me leave to stay behind and do not tempt me.” Surely they have fallen into temptation already and hell encompasses these unbelievers.’ (Quran 009.049) It was not that he feared the temptation from the Byzantine women. The temptation he had fallen into was greater in that he had hung back from the Apostle and sought to please himself rather than Muhammad. Verily hell awaits him.”
There are three messages here and all are bad. Being “tempted” to rape is a lesser offense than being a pacifist. The highest calling in Islam was to “please Muhammad.” And, if you don’t fight, you go to hell.
Peaceful Muslims are not only hypocrites and apostates, they are hated by Allah. He is eager to punish them. Ishaq:603 “One of the estranged ones said to another, ‘Don’t go out to fight in this heat.’ He disliked strenuous war, doubted the truth, and created misgivings about the Apostle. So Allah sent down regarding them, ‘And they said, “Do not go out in this heat.” Say, “The fires of hell are hotter. Let them laugh a little now for they will weep a great deal later as a reward for what they did.”’”
You will find this gem buried in the 81st verse of the 9th Suratun… Quran 009.081 “Rejoice those who remained behind in their staying behind Messenger al-Lahi (in the Tabuk expedition). They hated to jihad | strive and fight with their wealth and their lives in the Cause of al-Lahi. They said, ‘Go not forth in the heat.’ Say, ‘Hell Fire is fiercer and more intense heat. If they could understand.’ Quran 009.082 So let them laugh a little, let them weep much a reward for what they did.
773Quran 009.083 Then if al-Lahu returns you (from the campaign) to a party of them (hypocrites) and they ask permission to go out (to fight), then say, ‘Never will you come out with me ever. And never will you slaughter and slay with me any enemy. Lo, you were satisfied with sitting inactive first time, so sit with (the useless) who lag behind.’ Quran 009.084 And not you pray for any of them who dies, ever, and not you stand by his grave. Lo, verily, they kafar with il-Lahi and His Rasuli and died while they were disobedient.”
A related Hadith says: Ishaq:603 “Some Bedouins came to apologize for not going into battle, but Allah would not accept their excuses.”
Ishaq:603 “The Apostle went forward energetically with his preparations and ordered the men to get ready with all speed. He urged Muslims to help provide the money, mounts, and means to do Allah’s work. Those who contributed earned rewards with Allah.” This is why Islamic despots like the Saudis fund terrorism. But those who have tried to cash in their reward aren’t happy with the deal they struck.
Like the head of any crime family, Muhammad had to constantly watch his backside. Tabari IX:51 “Ali seized his weapons and set off until he caught up with Muhammad. ‘The hypocrites allege that you left me behind because you found me burdensome and wanted to get rid of me.’ He replied, ‘They lied. I left you behind because of what I have left behind. So go back and represent me in my family.’” The kind of men who were willing to rob strangers were just as likely to pick a friendly pocket. So the pirate king told his son-in-law, “Don’t let them steal my booty or my babes.”
The first Muslims didn’t care much for the non-prophet’s company. Tabari IX:55 “The Messenger continued his march but his men began to fall behind. The Prophet said, ‘Leave them, for if there is any good in them, Allah will unite them; if not, Allah has relieved you of them.” So the less militant Muslims died of exposure, hunger, and thirst.
Tabari IX:57 “A band of hypocrites…going along with the Prophet as he was marching toward Tabuk said, ‘Do you think that fighting these people will be like the others we have fought? It looks 774to me as if we will be tied with ropes tomorrow.’ They said this in order to intimidate and frighten the faithful. But then they said, ‘Every one of us would rather be flogged a hundred lashes to escape Allah revealing a verse about us and what we have said.’”
One of the Muslim snitches ratted out these men to his general. So, the chief sand pirate turned in his saddle and confronted the agitator. They protested, Tabari IX:57 “‘O Prophet, we were simply playing and speaking nonsense.’ Then Allah sent down a Qur’an about them. ‘And if you question them, then assuredly they will say, “We were only speaking nonsense and playing.”’” (Quran 009.065)
Ishaq:607 “Abd Ar-Rahman, the man for whom the Qur’an had been sent down, said, ‘O Apostle, my name disgraces me.’” The rock idol Ar-Rahman who had once played a starring role in the Quran was no longer in vogue.
This wasn’t a game to Muhammad; it was a scam. He had business to conduct. Tabari IX:58 “When the Messenger reached Tabuk the governor of Aylah [a seaport at the north end of the Gulf of Aqabah] came to him, made a treaty, and agreed to pay the jizyah tax. The people of Jarba and Adhruh also offered to pay him the tax.” It was Muhammad’s favorite verse: “Gimme da money.” Not a word was spoken about summoning them to Islam. Muhammad wasn’t out with his troops being religious. He didn’t bother calling anyone to the faith. No. He just wanted their money. This man wasn’t a prophet. He was a profiteer. His scam had become what Khadija envisioned: The Profitable Prophet Plan.
Muhammad summoned additional village leaders to make their contributions. Some: Tabari IX:59 & Ishaq:607 “encountered the Messenger’s cavalry which was led by Khalid. Ukaydir was seized and his brother Hassan was killed. Hassan was wearing a silk brocade gown woven with gold in the form of palm leaves. Khalid stripped him of it and sent it to Muhammad. When it arrived, the Muslims felt it with their hands, admiring it.”
They felt no remorse for the man whose blood they had spilled upon it. They were fundamentalist Muslims and 775Islam had corrupted them with words like these: Tabari IX:59 & Ishaq:607 “The Prophet said, ‘Are you amazed at it? The kerchiefs in Paradise are better than this.’” He, like Hitler, was incapable of pity.
Later, Tabari IX:59 & Ishaq:607 “Khalid brought Ukaydir to Muhammad. He spared his life and made peace with him on the condition that he pay the zakat tax.”
Mission accomplished, “they left Tabuk and returned to Medina.” Tabari IX:60 “On the way, Muhammad ordered that whoever got to the first well before him should not drink until he arrived. Some of the hypocrites arrived and drew water. The Prophet cursed them and invoked Allah’s curse on them.” Nurturing the flock wasn’t part of his job description.
The translator of Volume IX of The History of al-Tabari ~ The Last Years of the Prophet, inserted a footnote to convey the nature of these expeditions. “The term sariyyah is applied to an army sent by the Prophet in contradistinction to ghazwah or maghazi, meaning a raiding party wherein the Prophet himself participates.” It is not every religion that has words for things like this.
Bukhari:V5B59N702 “I heard Kab bin Malik narrating the story of the Ghazwah of Tabuk in which he failed to take part. Kab said, ‘I did not abandon Allah’s Apostle in any Ghazwa he fought except the Tabuk raid. I failed to take part in the Ghazwa of Badr, but Allah did not admonish anyone who had not participated in it, for in fact, Allah’s Apostle had only gone out in search of the Quraysh caravan. I witnessed the night of al-Aqaba with Allah’s Apostle when we pledged [to war against all mankind] for Islam, and I would not exchange it for the Badr battle although Badr is more popular among Muslims than the pledge. As for my news in this battle of Tabuk, I had never been stronger or wealthier than I was when I was with the Prophet in Ghazwas.’” This is a fine summation of Islam.
The Bukhari Tradition continues: Bukhari:V5B59N702 “‘When I heard that the Prophet was on his way back to Medina. I got concerned, and began to think of false excuses, saying to myself, “How can I avoid his anger?” Those who had failed to join the battle of Tabuk came and started offering excuses. There were more than 776eighty men from whom Allah’s Apostle accepted excuses. Then he took their pledge of allegiance. When I came he smiled a smile of an angry person and then said, “What stopped you from joining us. Had you not purchased an animal for carrying you?” I answered, “Yes. But…”’” The non-prophet and his militants treated Kab like a pariah, banishing him from the community. They said of the twice-peaceful Muslim, “We never witnessed you sinning like this before.” Then “Allah’s Apostle forbade all Muslims from talking to him. Kab said, ‘I used to go out and pray with the Muslims and roam the markets, but no one would talk to me. This harsh attitude of the people lasted for a long time; even my cousin, who was the dearest person to me, did not return my greetings. Thereupon my eyes flowed with tears.’” It’s no fun being a peaceful Muslim.
Muhammad and his militants make Yahya Sinwar’s Hamas monsters look like Boy Scouts. Tabari IX:64 “Hatim said, ‘Adi, whatever you were going to do before Muhammad’s cavalry descended upon us, do it now, for I have seen the banners of his army.’ When the Islamic cavalry left the settlement they took Hatim’s daughter along with other captives. She was brought to the Messenger with slaves from Tayyi. He put her in an enclosure by the door of his mosque where the captives were detained.” The mosque was now a prison, a concentration camp of sorts, a symbol of Muhammad’s power and control, not of his religion or faith. This woman was a rape victim in waiting.
Sounding a lot like a Nazi propagandist, Hitler’s Goebbels perhaps, a fundamentalist Muslim laid out Islam’s agenda: Tabari IX:69 “Arabs are the most noble people in lineage, the most prominent, and the best in deeds. We were the first to respond to the Prophet’s call. We are Allah’s helpers and the viziers of His Messenger. We fight people until they believe in Allah. He who believes in Allah and His Messenger has protected his life and possessions from us. As for those who disbelieve, we will fight them forever in the Cause of Allah and killing them is a small matter to us. Peace be onto you.”
These are vicious words – words that should be exposed and condemned from every political rostrum and by every media outlet. This man had not corrupted Islam; he was 777Islam. Any doctrine that, when properly implemented, inspires such lethal loathing, looting, and lunacy cannot be tolerated. Until Islam is held responsible for the carnage it inspires, terror will continue. “Killing is a small matter.”
Tabari dedicates another nine pages to the ninth year of the Islamic Era. These reports from the first and best Muslims focus on a single theme: booty. Tabari IX:74 “Indeed, Allah has guided you with His guidance. If you wish to do well, obey Allah and His Messenger. You must perform the prayers, pay the zakat tax, and give a fifth share of Allah’s booty to His Messenger. The required zakat is: from the land one tenth of that watered by springs and rain, and one twentieth of that watered by the leathern bucket. From camels, a milch camel for every forty camels, and a young male camel for every thirty camels. From sheep, one for every five camels; and from cows, one from every fourth… If anyone pays more, it is to his credit. He who professes this, bears witness to his Islam and helps the faithful [fight] against the polytheists, he has the protection of Allah and His Messenger.”
It was the Profit’s pay-me-now and pay-me-later plan. Muhammad used terrorism to confiscate property; then he used Islam to force his victims into submission so that he could tax and control them.
The zakat continues to be an asset-based tax of five to ten percent imposed annually on Muslims. In addition, they are required to give up one-fifth of any booty they stole in the name of Islam. Bonus points were awarded for additional contributions to the ongoing war effort – Islamic Imperialism. So long as Muslims paid, they were allowed to live. If they didn’t, everything was confiscated and the non-Jihadist Muslim was exterminated. Lenin, Mao, and Hitler imposed a similar regimen.
Now that Muhammad had fleeced his flock, it was time to plunder some additional infidels... Tabari IX:75 “He who holds fast to his religion, Judaism or Christianity, is not to be tempted from it.” Now why do you think that might be? Since Muhammad and his god have said that Christian and Jewish 778unbelievers are the faggots of Allah’s Hell’s fires, why not “tempt” them from their torturous fate? What could be more important to a pirate, I mean profiteer, excuse me, prophet, than souls?
Tabari IX:75 “It is incumbent on them to pay the jizyah protection tax. For every adult, male or female, free or slave, one full denarius [over four grams of gold], or its value in al-ma’afir [fine cloth]. He who pays that to the Messenger has the protection of Allah and His Messenger, and he who holds back from it is the enemy of Allah and His Messenger.”
Sheep were good, camels were better, but when it came to becoming Muhammad’s pal, nothing beat the glitter of gold. Al Capone, like Muhammad, said, “Pay me and I won’t kill you.” As with the Mafia, it was all about armed extortion, execution, and robbery. The jizyah tax was imposed at a much higher rate than the Muslim zakat. Muhammad didn’t want non-Muslims tempted because it would lower his income. In the choice between religion and revenue, Muhammad had chosen money.
During debates with Islamic clerics, I often point out that Muslims were only tolerant because the jizyah was more lucrative than the zakat. While they don’t dispute that, as it would make their non-prophet and un-god liars as opposed to simply tyrants and terrorists, they protest that the infidel tax was for their protection. “Protection from whom?” I ask without response. Yet they know that the protection was from the sword of Islam as the preceding Hadith confirms. The rules of the game were straightforward: “He who holds back from paying is the enemy of Allah and His Messenger.” If Christians and Jews coughed up the jizyah, they got to keep their heads.
Tabari IX:76 “The Messenger has sent Zur’ah and his Companions to you. ‘I commend them to your care. Collect the zakat and jizyah from your districts and hand the money over to my messengers.’ The Prophet is the master of your rich and your poor.” Muhammad’s use of “messengers” was in perfect harmony 779with the Profitable Prophet Plan. His view of himself as “master” is corroboration of his unquenchable lust for power.
Muhammad said: Tabari IX:76 “Malik has reported to me that you were the first from Himyar to embrace Islam and that you have killed infidels, so rejoice at your good fortune.” Embrace Islam, kill, then rejoice. It’s the quid pro quo of Muslim militancy. It is the reason the Muslim world celebrates death and honors murderers.
Islam wasn’t all money-grubbing, power-coveting, murderous terror – it was about discrimination, too. Tabari IX:78 “No polytheist shall come near the Holy Mosque, and no one shall circumambulate Allah’s House naked.” Never mind that pagans built the Ka’aba, that it was a shrine for polytheists, or that each of the rites and rituals the pagans observed were incorporated into Islam; polytheists were no longer welcome under the big tent of the regurgitated religion.
Tabari IX:79 “In this year the zakat was made obligatory, and the Messenger dispatched his agents to collect it. The verse was revealed: ‘Take the zakat from their wealth to purify them.’” Allah was always ready with the perfect Quranic revelation for whatever his messenger craved. It’s hard to find a god like that. It’s also hard to imagine a dogma so transparent it calls stealing “purification.”
The poligious doctrine of submission laid down the law. On April 8th, 631 CE, Diman, in the Prophet’s presence, prioritized: Tabari IX:80 “The obligatory acts of Islam one by one. ‘The zakat tax, fasting, pilgrimage, and all the Sunnah or laws of the Prophet.’” Money was number one. And acknowledging Allah didn’t even make the list.
Muhammad wouldn’t be the “peace-loving” founder of the “tolerant and inclusive” religion of Islam if he didn’t 780terrorize somebody at the beginning of his final year… Tabari IX:82 “The Messenger sent [killer] Khalid with an army of 400 to Harith [a South Arabian tribe] and ordered him to invite them to Islam for three days before he fought them. If they were to respond and submit, he was to teach them the Book of Allah, the Sunnah of His Prophet, and the requirements of Islam [pay the taxes]. If they should decline, then he was to fight them.”
Submit or die. Muhammad’s Islam wasn’t the least bit ambiguous. Nor was this messenger. Khalid was the Islamic militant who had bound and butchered an entire Arab village after promising peace. Muhammad pretended to separate himself from the senseless slaughter of innocent families with an ostentatious public prayer. Yet the non-prophet never repudiated Khalid’s behavior, didn’t refuse the booty he confiscated, nor did he refrain from sending the terrorist tax collector out on subsequent raids.
The “Sunnah of the Prophet” described in these last two Traditions is nothing more than the use of Muhammad’s example – his words and deeds – to establish ideal Islamic behavior. The Sunnah codifies religious rituals, customs, taxation, and law. This is the Hadith’s parallel of the 33rd Suratun, in which Allah commands Muslims to emulate Muhammad’s example.
The sole repository of these “virtuous” Islamic behaviors and words is found in the Hadith. And only four collections are credible – Ishaq, Bukhari, Tabari, and Muslim – all tracing back to within 300 years of the non-prophet’s death. By way of confirmation, the Islamic scholar who translated Muslim’s Hadith collection wrote: “Sahih Muslim is a collection of the sayings and deeds of the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh). It is known as the Sunnah. These reports of the Prophet’s sayings and deeds are called Hadith. Muslim lived a couple of centuries after the Prophet’s death and worked hard to collect his Hadith. Each report in his collection was checked for compatibility with the Qur’an. The veracity of the chain of reporters, called an isnad, had to be painstakingly established. Muslim’s collection is recognized by the overwhelming majority of the Muslim world to be 781one of the most authentic collections of the Sunnah of the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh).”
Muslim scholars and imams alike claim that the heinous deeds and immoral words that comprised Sunnah were inspired by Allah. That makes the Hadith “scripture.” That means that pedophilia, incest, polygamy, fornication, rape, deceit, seduction, indoctrination, thievery, the slave trade, racism, fighting, piracy, bribery, intolerance, political assassination, mass murder, and terrorism are authorized Sunnah – the only approved Islamic behaviors. As such, all good Muslims are bad people. To be a good person, one has to be a bad Muslim or a non-Muslim. There are no exceptions.
If you believe the world needs more good Muslim rapists who conquer, plunder, terrorize, and murder while indoctrinating others to act in like fashion, continue to ignore the first three Statements Yahowah etched in Stone and accommodate Islam’s existence. But if you believe these behaviors will lead to the degradation and destruction of the human race, you may want to consider the words Yahowah shared 3,472 years ago:
“I am Yahowah, your God, who, relationally and beneficially to show the proper path to get the most out of this beneficial relationship, brought you out and delivered you, descending to serve you by doing everything which was required to withdraw those of you who respond, away from the realm of the crucibles of political, religious, economic, and military oppression, out of the house of slavery, away from worship and servitude, government authority, and religious officials. You would not have continued to exist with other gods over and above My presence.
You should not continue to associate yourself with or make a practice of attending to a religious image, object of worship, or any representation of a god which is in the 782heavens above, including the sun, moon, planets, and stars, or which is on the earth below, or which is in the waters beneath the land. You should not speak about them on your own initiative nor make a practice of bowing down and worshiping them, you should not continue to promote their message nor display their words because such uncoerced and ongoing verbal declarations will influence you, and you should not worship them, nor should you serve them or encourage anyone to be passionate about them.
Do not labor in their cause or make a career of serving as their ministers, nor inspire anyone else to do so. For, indeed, I, Yahowah, your God, am a fiercely protective, steadfastly loyal, and jealous God, a God who is desirous of exclusivity in a devoted relationship. I consider the perversity of twisting and distorting the way of the fathers upon the children up to the third and the fourth generations of those who are averse to Me, who are malicious while shunning the relationship.
And yet, I will genuinely act and actually engage to prepare and produce unfailing mercy, unearned favor, and genuine kindness, even forgiveness, developing a friendly and loving relationship on behalf of thousands who move toward Me out of love, forming a close and familial relationship, caring enough to know Me, and also who approach Me by closely examining and carefully considering My instructions, the terms and conditions which uphold My Covenant.
You should not deceive, nor should you tolerate or support the delusions of others. You should not advance schemes to enrich yourself by indebting others, and you should avoid beguiling people so that they become forgetful, causing them to miss the way. Do not negate the name and reputation of Yahowah, your God by advancing worthless deceptions.
783For, indeed, Yahowah will not forgive or pardon from guilt, neither exempt from judgment or sentencing, an individual who consistently deceives, who actually beguiles and deludes, using religious duplicity to mislead, lifting up or advancing dishonest ruses to forget this association with His name and proper designation, through vain and ineffectual lies which lead to lifelessness.
I suggest we follow His advice.
Marching to a different tune, in the last year of Muhammad’s life, the wannabe prophet turned parasitic tyrant began to sense his mortality. He had more sex, money, and power than he could handle. The only thing left was immortality. So the most vile man who ever lived commanded that his Sunnah, or example, be imposed upon the world by force of arms. The 1,400-year-long river of blood that has flowed from Yathrib, beginning with that of the Jews, is the result.
Tabari IX:83 “The Messenger commanded me, and I sent riders announcing, ‘Arabs, embrace Islam and you will be safe.’ They surrendered and did not fight. I stayed, ordering them to fulfill the requirements of Islam.”
Then to make certain no one would errantly accept Islam out of some misguided notion that it was a religion inspired by God rather than simply one man’s quest for sex, power, and money, Muhammad proclaimed: Tabari IX:85 “None but the purified shall touch the Qur’an.”
Therefore, every Muslim, without exception, was compelled into Islam by the sword or seduced by some errant interpretation. Allah’s “revelation” persuaded no one. And to a great extent, that is true even today. Very few Muslims understand what the Quran actually says. Fewer still know the Sunnah as presented by the first Hadith collectors – Ishaq, Tabari, Bukhari, and Muslim. And that’s both good and bad. Good people, exposed to the truth, will reject 784Muhammad and discard Islam. That’s good. But bad people continue to deploy the religion as it was conceived.
Tabari IX:86 “Give the people the good news of [virgins and gluttony in demonic] Paradise and the way to attain it [by killing]. Warn them of the Hell-Fire and the way to earn it [by refusing Islam]. Teach them the rites of the [pagan] pilgrimage, its practices, its obligations [that were usurped from Qusayy] and what Allah has commanded about the hajj and umrah… He orders you to offer prayer at the appropriate times with proper bowing and humility… He orders you to give one fifth of Allah’s booty and pay the zakat tax. It is enjoined on the faithful from their land and property… And don’t seduce the Jews or Christians for incumbent on them is to pay the jizyah protection tax.”
You just can’t beat good old-fashioned religion for robbing and controlling folks. Tabari IX:86 “Allah’s Apostle dispersed his representatives to every land where Islam had entered to collect the zakat.” Muhammad has demonstrated that Islam created a license to steal. There is no longer a reason to call the Profitable Profit Plan a theory.
Religion is the damnation of mankind. Its rituals are an opiate, deadening the mind, but it’s worse than that. Religion is the most powerful and seductive control mechanism ever conceived. Religions have been the impetus and excuse for thievery and war. While Islam is the worst of a bad lot, they are all destructive.
For another lesson in fundamental Islam: Tabari IX:88 “Abdallah Azdi came to the Messenger, embraced Islam, and became a good Muslim. Allah’s Apostle invested Azdi with the authority over those who had surrendered and ordered him to fight the infidels from the tribes of Yemen. Azdi left with an army by the Messenger’s command. The Muslims besieged them for a month. Then they withdrew, setting a trap. When the Yemenites went in pursuit, Azdi was able to inflict a heavy loss on them.” Muhammad said a “good Muslim” is a jihad fighter. And Azdi showed that a little Islam goes a long way.
Skimming over the next twenty pages in al-Tabari we find Arabs poking fun and pretending to be Muhammad. In 785jest they “revealed surahs in rhyming speech, imitating the Qur’an.” They even made paradise on earth “permitting fornication and the drinking of wine.” Others were out playing Allah, “trashing” men with “prescribed punishments and lashings.” Many were “deputized,” became “good Muslims,” and they coerced others into “submission.” Armies marched, skirmishes were fought, men were killed or banished, cattle were stolen, and young girls were captured and turned into slaves. There was even talk of sorcerers and casting evil spells. One must have worked, because: Tabari IX:105 “Allah sent a thunderbolt which scorched a man and his camel.”
Tabari IX:108 “When Allah’s Messenger returned to Medina after performing the hajj of Perfection in Religion, he began to have a complaint of illness.” What do you suppose it was – gluttony, venereal disease, or an ailing conscience? Tabari IX:108 “News of the Prophet’s illness spread, so Musaylimah [a Yemeni “messenger” similar to Muhammad] leapt at the opportunity to claim the prophethood for himself.”
Abu Bakr would ultimately slaughter the Yemenites in the War of Compulsion, but for now, the Muslims were content to rob them. Tabari IX:111 “Ali returned from Yemen with an army dressed in white linen to meet Muhammad.” But the sexy uniforms were stolen; thus they were technically part of the Yemeni booty. So they were stripped off of the soldiers who had stolen them and were thrown back in with the rest of the confiscated treasure.
That brings us to Muhammad’s “Farewell Sermon.” Like the rest of Islam, it was a far cry from something we’d read in the Towrah. In the opening stanza, the non-prophet tried to justify removing the intercalating month. Then, in the most important and revealing line Muhammad ever spoke, he said: Tabari IX:112 “Beware of Satan in your religion.”
Proving that Islam could be as brutal as any occult doctrine, the misogynist proclaimed: Tabari IX:113 “You have a right over your wives and they have a right over you. You have the right that they should not cause anyone of whom you dislike to tread 786your beds; and that they should not commit any open indecency. If they do, then Allah permits you to shut them in separate rooms and to beat them, but not severely. If they abstain from (evil), they have the right to food and clothing. Treat women well for they are like domestic animals with you and they do not possess anything themselves. Allah has made the enjoyment of their bodies lawful in his Qur’an.”
As you might expect, whatever minimal rights women may have retained in Islam didn’t make the list. The abused boy had become an abuser. Women would pay for abandoning him as a child. With this speech, Muhammad condemned over a billion people. Husbands have been told that their wives are their possessions – worth no more than a domesticated animal. Men can beat women. They can strip them and lock them up in a closet. Husbands only have to feed their wives if they behave.
A Muslim Hadith confirms Muhammad’s contempt. Muslim:C35B1N142 “‘O womenfolk, you should ask for forgiveness for I saw you in bulk amongst the dwellers of Hell.’ A wise lady said: Why is it, Allah’s Apostle, that women comprise the bulk of the inhabitants of Hell? The Prophet observed: ‘You curse too much and are ungrateful to your spouses. You lack common sense, fail in religion and rob the wisdom of the wise.’ Upon this the woman remarked: What is wrong with our common sense? The Prophet replied, ‘Your lack of common sense can be determined from the fact that the evidence of two women is equal to one man. That is a proof.’” The Quran says that the testimony of women, as well as their value, is half that of men. And the Hadith claims that Allah made women stupid. As a result, women endure hellish lives in Islam, yet most non-Muslim women simply ignore their plight.
This is outrageous. Why do so few care? Bukhari:V3B48N826 “The Prophet said, ‘Isn’t the witness of a woman equal to half of that of a man?’ The women said, ‘Yes.’ He said, ‘This is because of the deficiency of a woman’s mind.’” Ishaq:584 “Tell the men with you who have wives: never trust a woman.” Every aspect of Islam is rotten. It’s repressive, racist, sexist, and 787unforgivably violent. Islam is the most lethal form of religious poison ever concocted.
Yet it’s simplistic. It’s amazing that something this infantile could wreak such havoc. Tabari IX:115 “The Messenger completed the pilgrimage, showed the people its rites, and taught them what was required of them including the stations, the throwing of pebbles, the running around the Ka’aba, and what Allah had permitted them to do [like beating their wives, killing infidels, and stealing booty], and what He had forbidden [like being tolerant, not sharing the booty, and withholding the tax].” The pilgrimage, the rites, the stations, the throwing of pebbles, and the circumambulation were all part of Qusayy’s pagan scam. And the other requirements – fighting and sharing booty – were brutal and immoral.
As the aged non-prophet was petering out, his companions wanted an accurate accounting of the things that mattered most to Muhammad. The next twenty-seven pages of al-Tabari’s History were dedicated to counting the number of terrorist raids the Rasuli personally led, those he simply commissioned, the people he had assassinated, the times he had humbled the Quraysh with his presence, and the number of wives, concubines and sex slaves in his harem. Tabari, Ishaq, Bukhari, and Muslim all cover this same material. But so as to provide a sense of proportion, I am going to stick with one account, covering this summation in the order in which it was reported.
Tabari IX:115 “The military expeditions (Ghazawat) in which the Messenger personally participated were twenty-six. Some say there were twenty-seven.” The victims are listed in the order they were abused, which is puzzling. If Muslims can remember exactly who they robbed and when, but can’t remember what comprised a surah or when it was revealed, what does it say about their priorities?
Tabari IX:118 “The armies and raiding parties sent by the Messenger of Allah between the time he came to Medina and his death (ten years) was thirty-five.” This rather chilling admission 788is followed by another detailed and chronological listing of tribes. But there was no unanimity of opinion. A subsequent Hadith claims: “The armies and raiding parties sent by the Messenger were forty-eight.”
When we add the number of raids the non-prophet led to the number he sent, the total becomes alarming. In just over one hundred months, he instigated seventy-five assaults. Combined with the three dozen men and women, he specifically ordered his militants to assassinate, it adds up to at least one slaying or mass murder for each month Muhammad ruled during the Islamic Era. That makes the non-prophet the most successful Muslim terrorist of all time. “Peace be unto him.”
And he wasn’t through. After assassinating Yusayr, a Jew from Khaybar, by severing his leg and letting him bleed to death, the Rasuli sent his commandoes out to slay another. Tabari IX:121 “The Messenger called me and said, ‘I suspect that Khalid Sufyan is going to attack me. So go to him and kill him.’ ‘O Prophet, describe him to me so that I might know him.’ He said, ‘When you see him he will remind you of Satan.’” Which is to say, “He will act and talk like Muhammad.”
Demonstrating the traits of a good Muslim, the assassin managed to track his victim down, pray, and then murder him in front of his wife and daughters. Tabari IX:121 “When it was feasible for me, I struck him with my sword and killed him. Then I departed, leaving his women to throw themselves at him. When I returned to the Prophet, he asked, ‘Is your mission accomplished?’ ‘Yes. I have killed him.’” Islam might be a religion after all since the henchman was on a “mission.”
Following more assassinations, there were additional raids. Tabari IX:122 “Muhammad sent Uyaynah to raid The Banu Anbar. They killed some people and took others captive. Asma was one of the women taken prisoner.” It was all in a day’s work – part of the rites and rituals of Islam.
Tabari IX:123 “Muhammad sent an expedition to Ghalib and to the land of the Banu Murrah. The expedition of Amr and Abi was 789sent to the valley of Idam. Another by Aslami was sent to Ghabah. And Abd al-Rahman was ordered by the Messenger to lead an army to the seashore.” Let’s just assume that these terrorist attacks were included in the original seventy-five. Enough already.
Tabari IX:126 “The Messenger of Allah married fifteen women. He combined eleven at a time and left behind nine.” This, of course, does not include rape victims, concubines, and sex slaves but does include pedophilia and incest.
Speaking of pedophilia: Ishaq:311 “The Apostle saw Ummu’l when she was a baby crawling before his feet and said, ‘If she grows up, I will marry her.’ But he died before he was able to do so.” Tabari IX:128 “Aisha, when he married her was very young and not yet ready for consummation.” Tabari IX:130 “Bakr married Aisha to Muhammad when she was only six years old.” Tabari IX:131 “My mother came to me while I was being swung on a swing between two branches and got me down. My nurse wiped my face with some water and started leading me. When I was at the door she stopped so I could catch my breath. I was then brought in while the Messenger was sitting on a bed in our house. My mother made me sit on his lap. Then the men and women got up and left. The Prophet consummated his marriage with me in my house when I was nine years old.” Afforded the option, most rational people prefer to get their spiritual advice from someone who isn’t a sexual predator and pervert.
Some of the low lights of the stallion’s conquests include: Tabari IX:133 “Juwayriyyah was chosen by the Messenger for himself on the day of the Muraysi raid from the captives.” “Muhammad married Umm, who had embraced Christianity.” Tabari IX:134 “Muhammad took Zaynab [his daughter-in-law] but Allah did not find any fault in the [incestuous] relationship and ordered the marriage.”
Rape was also acceptable, even after murdering a woman’s father, husband, and even sons… Tabari IX:135 “When the Prophet scrutinized the captives on the day of Khaybar, he threw his cloak over Safayah. Thus she was his chosen one.” Tabari IX:139 “The Messenger married Ghaziyyah after the news of her beauty and skill had reached him.” Tabari IX:137 “Allah granted 790Rayhanah of the [Jewish] Qurayza to His Messenger as booty [but only after she had been forced to watch him decapitate her father and brother, seen her mother hauled off to be raped, and her sisters sold into slavery].” Tabari IX:137 “Mariyah, a Copt slave, was presented to the Prophet. She was given to him by Muqawqis, the ruler of Alexandria.” Muhammad was despicable.
Tabari IX:138 “The Prophet married Aliyyah, a Bakr woman. He gave her gifts for divorce and left her. He also married Qutaylah, but he died before he could consummate the marriage.” Tabari IX:139 “Layla approached the Prophet while his back was to the sun and clapped him on his shoulder. He asked her who it was and she replied, ‘I am the daughter of one who competes with the wind. I am Layla. I have come to offer myself to you.’ He replied, ‘I accept.’” Layla scampered back home and shared her story with mommy and daddy. “They said, ‘What a bad thing you have done! You are a self-respecting girl, but the Prophet is a womanizer.’” Now, there is an understatement!
The next half-dozen pages provide an accounting of Muhammad’s slaves. For example: Tabari IX:147 “A eunuch named Mubur was presented to Muhammad along with two slave girls. One he took as a concubine, the other he gave to Haasn.”
There are twenty-two pages devoted to the collection of the zakat and jizyah taxes in Tabari’s summation of Islam’s formation, twenty-seven pages of accounting notes dedicated to terrorist raids, and sixteen chronicling the prophet’s sexual perversity, yet there is only one paragraph devoted to scribes. Since Muhammad was illiterate, and since the Quran was supposed to be his miraculous gift from Allah to mankind, how is it that writing received eighty-eight times less attention than money, one hundred and eight times less than terrorist raids, and sixty-four times less attention than sex?
The answer is simple enough. The Quran had served its purpose and was now obsolete. It had always been about and for Muhammad and he was about to croak. And even for that other guy – Halal / Allah – the recitals had achieved their intent. He was not only the undisputed god of Arabia, but 791there were now sufficient mujahideen to make sure it not only continued that way but that his bogus claims were imposed on others.
Islam was about corrupting men, not saving souls. It was about raiding, annihilating, plundering, enslaving, and raping while boasting because, for the first time in human history, these things became religious rights. Chronicling the life of the chief raider, exterminator, spoiler, slaver, and rapist became 260 times more important than the now obsolete Quranic edicts that had made it possible, even permissible and acceptable. It’s something to think about.
As an interesting aside to Muhammad’s scribes, if you recall, one of them, Abdallah bin Sa’d, had quite a story. He was the first person who attempted to commit Quranic revelations to parchment, rocks, and bones while they were still fresh in Muhammad’s mind. According to the Hadith, he became concerned that some of the phraseology didn’t sound godly, so he suggested enhancements. When Muhammad accepted his edits, Abdallah rejected Islam. He recognized that the Quran couldn’t be from “God” if he, a scribe, could copyedit it. But the story didn’t end there. Abdallah had a secret that Muhammad had to conceal. If word got out that he was just making this stuff up as he went along, he would lose everything he had lied to gain. So… Tabari VIII:178 “When the Messenger entered Mecca he ordered that the following men should be killed even if they were under the Ka’aba. First among them was Abdallah bin Sa’d.”
Al-Tabari’s Hadiths go on to invest twenty-five times more ink to the pet names Muhammad ascribed to his possessions than to memorialize anything in the Quran. We are regaled with the monikers of his horses, mules, camels, sheep, swords, bows, lances, coats of mail, and shields. This list climaxes with the non-prophet’s names for himself. With his insecurities showing, he said: Tabari IX:156 “The Messenger of Allah named himself to us in various ways. He said, ‘I am Muhammad the one who is praised, Ahmad, the most praiseworthy, 792al-Aqib, the last in succession, and al-Mahi, the obliterator.’” They go from bad to worse.
The following physical description sounds more like an ape than a man: Tabari IX:157 “The Messenger was neither tall nor short. He had a large head and beard, with big black eyes. His palms and feet were calloused; he had large joints, his face was white with a reddish tinge, his chest hair was long, and when he walked he bent forward as if he were descending a slope.” Maybe Muhammad misspoke when he said that Allah transformed Jews into monkeys.
For those in the Nation of Islam trying to seduce disgruntled young black men by claiming that Muhammad was a man of color, the next Hadith is devastating. Tabari IX:158 “He was a white man.”
Muhammad’s “Seal of Prophethood” was as ugly as his scripture. We have this from a pair of Abu’s: Tabari IX:159 “The Messenger said, ‘O Abu Zayd, come close to me and wipe my back.’ I put my finger on the Seal and touched it. The Seal was a collection of hairs on his shoulders.” “I asked Abu Said about the Seal which the Prophet had, and he said that it was like a protruding lump of flesh.” In other words, his validation came by way of a hairy mole.
