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Lo, verily, this surely an obviously deceptive and delusional sorcerer, a beguiling spellbinder, and an apparent enchanter.
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This is a beguiling enchanter and sorcerer.

By the time we have completed this chapter and the next, we will have considered every word of 95 Quranic Suratuns. In addition, we will have read and rebuked the majority of another 10 surahs. So now to honor the promise I made to cite something from every Suratun, it is time to peruse the surahs whose depths we have not yet plumbed for their contributions to the destruction of humankind.

You are in for a rare treat because this will be the first time these ungrounded and floating Suratuns, those without a direct connection to justifying a disturbing event in Muhammad’s life, have been analyzed to reveal Satan’s motives. Each of the following were recited exclusively for Halal’s benefit, and thus differ from the rest of the Quran where non-prophet and un-god are a tandem act, and the rhetoric is grounded in mundane and immoral aspects of his life. That makes these recitals especially revealing. They unveil the spirit behind the Quran.

By way of notice, I no longer see the need for the quotation marks following “say” since it is a rhetorical device. There is only one voice. Further, there is no reason to capitalize any of the pronouns referencing al-Lahu, since we know that he isn’t worthy of the distinction. Therefore, unless it is a title or the beginning of a sentence, I’ll dispense with honorary distinctions.

479To begin, the 10^th surah bears the name of the false prophet Yunus | Jonas – which we must assume was Yownah | Jonah. Unfortunately for Allah’s fledgling credibility, he was a false prophet. The book attributed to him is hideously out of sync with the rest of Yahowah’s testimony and it fails the Dabarym 18 test to determine such things.

As we ponder the message of the 10^th surah, it commences with a lie, speaking of a written book when there was none. Further, by delving back into the Never-Ending Argument, we are reminded that most people saw right through Muhammad’s act…

Quran 010.001 Alif Lam Ra, these signs the writing book the wise. Quran 010.002 Is it for the mankind a wonder and astounding that we suggested and revealed to a man from them that warn the mankind and give happy tiding to those who believe that for them a true foot near their Rabbi | Lord. Said, al-Kafir | the Reconciled (disbelievers), Lo, verily this surely an obviously deceptive and delusional sorcerer, a beguiling spellbinder, and an apparent enchanter.

The allegation, since true, went unanswered, with Rabbi al-Lahu changing the subject.

Quran 010.003 Lo, your Rabbi al-Lahu, the one who created the heavens and the earth in six days then he established on the throne disposing the affairs. Not any intercessor except after his permission that al-Lahu your Rabbukum, so worship him. Then will not you remember? Quran 010.004 To him your return all promise al-Lahi true. Verily, he originates the proportion then he repeats it that he may reward those who believed and did the good deeds in swerving from justice. But those who kafar, for them a drink of boiling fluids and a painful punishment because they used to disbelieve.

The un-god remains a remedial reciter with an ego while also remaining sadistic by serving up boiling fluids and painful punishments. However, try as he might, his proofs continue to demonstrate that he’s not who he claims to be. There are no fires on the moon and it has not descended. Moreover, in a previous surah, by denouncing intercalary 480months, he precluded Muslims from basing their calendar on the annual orbit of the Earth around the sun…

Quran 010.005 He, the one who made the bright sunshine to light and visible and the white of the moon a flaming fire to vex and promote war. And measured for it to descend that you might know number the blazing years and consider. Not created al-Lahu that except to be suitable and established, incumbent and unavoidable. He distinguished and detailed the divisive signs for a people know. Quran 010.006 Lo, in following the night and the day and what created al-Lahu the heavens and the earth signs for a people warding off.

Only a fool addressing fools would make such a claim regarding days following nights. Further, when living a satisfactory life leads to an abode of fire, there is something exceedingly wrong with the purveyor of this message.

Quran 010.007 Verily, those who not expect or want the meeting with us and are pleased with the life the near and down low and feel satisfied and tranquillized with it and those they of our signs oblivious. Quran 010.008 Those their abode the fire for what they used earn.

The repeated claim to have “destroyed generations” of people is not only invalid, by stating otherwise, the un-god demonstrates that he is a delusional psychopath. The same can be said about the bogus claim to have replaced the former inhabitants of the earth with others. And to Satan’s chagrin, nothing seems to change. So maybe the problem isn’t with the people.

Quran 010.013 Lo, we destroyed the generations before you when they wronged and came to them their rasulu with between (clear proofs) but not they were to believe. Thus we reward the criminal people. Quran 010.014 Then we made replacements in the earth after them so that we may see how you do.

Quran 010.015 And when are recited to them our signs or verses distinct, said those who not want meeting us, Bring us a Qur’an other this or change it. Say, Not is for me that I change it of my accord. Not I follow except what is revealed to me. Lo, I, myself, fear I were to disobey my Rabbi punishment a great day. Quran 010.017 So who more wrong than he who invents against al-Lahi a lie or denies his signs? Verily, not will succeed the oppressive lords.

481Even when playing make-believe, it doesn’t appear that any generation respected what they heard recited from the Quran. But why would the alleged reciter claim he was powerless to change it when revisions are so common that there is a verse dedicated to dealing with his alterations?

Quran 010.018 And they worship from other than al-Lahi that not harm them and not benefit them and they say, These our intercessors with al-Lahi. Say, Do you inform al-Laha of what not he knows in the heavens and not in the earth? Glorified is he and exalted above what they associate.

While a common thread among the early surahs, the un-god protests that people should worship him rather than a god who cannot harm them. Also peculiar, almost everything of value, from understanding to productive relationships, comes by way of association. So, there can be no glory in denouncing them.

With this next line, ‘ill’-Lahi is up to one of his most pathetic tricks. In trying to make his messenger’s worthless existence seem exemplary, all manner of notable individuals and fables are cast into the same situation.

Quran 010.020 And they say, Why not is sent down to him a sign from his Rabbi? so say, Only the unseen for il-Lahi so wait, lo, I am with you among the ones who wait. Quran 010.021 And when we let mankind taste mercy after adversity has touched them, behold, they have a plot against our signs and proofs. Say, Al-Lahu faster in plotting and scheming. Verily, our Messengers write down what you plot.

We are to believe that Allah decided to be mean because, otherwise, he would have been rejected. So, for his plot to prevail, he’d have to out-scheme the people around him. And for that to occur, he would relocate to Arabia.

This is among the more entertaining proofs of divinity. And to make certain that it was correct, I took my time and examined every word so that you might enjoy the literary prowess of the rainmaker…

482Quran 010.024 Only erect or castrated example the life the world like water which we sent down from on high so intermingles intercourse to germinate and sprout the land from which eat the men and the cattle when takes the earth its decorated adornment and suppose and suspect its people that they determined and empowered it. Comes it our command night or day and we make it mowed down and slain as if not it had free from wants and competent yesterday. Thus, we explain the signs and proofs for a people who have it explained.

Quran 010.037 And not is this al-Qur’an that produced by other than al-Lahi but a confirmation which from before it and a detailed explanation the writing (Book) no doubt in it from rabbi the worlds. Quran 010.038 Or they say, He has forged it. Say, Then bring a Suratun like it and call whoever you can from besides al-Lahi if you are truthful.

Quran 010.039 Nay, they lie and deny what not they could defend round the bend. Its sign not known to those whose affairs were faked before them. So see how was the end for al-zalim.

Quran 010.040 And of them who believes in it and of them who not believe, but your lord all-aware the decomposed and spoiled. Quran 010.041 And if of you they lie and deny, say, For me my doings and for you your doings. You free from what I do and I clear of you.

Quran 010.042 And among them who listen to you, you cause the deaf to hear though they dumb. Quran 010.043 And among them who look to you, you guide the blind, though they cannot see. Quran 010.044 Lo, al-Laha not cruel lord subjugating the people to the extent desired, but the people themselves subjugating lords.

So that was a nifty Surrotten by the soon Forgotten trashing the downtrodden with all the rotten and ill-gotten he’s begotten. Lie or deny, the deaf listen, the blind see, all that is awry with the rabbi in the sky.

Despite the laudable return to rhythm and rhyme, the dimwitted diatribe was followed by another admission of Allah’s little problem. He was impotent, so he couldn’t get a rise out of his intended resurrections. “Soon,” he told those who were unexpecting the over-hyped performance, “Just another hour or so”…

Quran 010.045 And the day He will collect and raise them as if they had not hesitated or tarried except an hour of the day. They are acquainted between them. Surely lost those who lied and denied the al-Lahi encounter in the meeting, not they were guided ones. Quran 010.046 And whether we show you some what we promised them or we cause you to die to pay the debt, then to us their return. Al-Lahu a witness, bearing evidence against what they do.

If this were true, there would have been a ten billion rasulis…

Quran 010.047 And for every purpose, mother, tribe, community, and nation a rasulun. So when comes their rasulu, it will 485be judged, a final sentence determined between them in swerving from justice so they not be subjugating lords. Quran 010.048 And they ask, ‘When this promise, if you are truthful?’

Good question, one the Quraysh often asked since they were so routinely threatened with a painful punishment. However, as was the case previously, or thereafter should this be a flashback to an earlier time, the all-knowing was stumped…

Quran 010.049 Say, Not I command or control for myself any harmful afflictions or adversity and not any benefit or profit except what al-Lahu wants and wills. For every purpose, mother, tribe, community, and nation a term, when comes their predetermined term, then not they remain behind or get a reprieve an hour and not they and precede by foot. Quran 010.050 Say, Do you see if comes to you his chastising punishment and torturous torment night or day what of it would hasten and hurry the cut off and incited?

The best Allah could offer was to suggest that his intended victims should be careful what they wished for because if it happened, they’d be really sorry and sore – not to mention, burnt to a crisp. But then, the Painful Punisher slips and has an imaginary conversation with someone he is yet to torture.

Quran 010.051 Is then when occurred you believe in it now? And lo, verily, you were seeking to hasten. Quran 010.052 Then it will be said to those lords of subjugation, Taste the everlasting punishment and torturous torment. Are you repaid except for what you use earn? Quran 010.053 And they ask you to inform, Is it true? Say, Yes, by my Rabbi | Lord, indeed, it surely the truth and not you can escape. Quran 010.054 And if that for every soul of a lord whatever in the earth, it seek to ransom with it and they confide the regret when they see the torture and chastising torment. But will be judged and convicted between them in justice and they not be lords.

If Hell’s Warden were not impotent, he’d be the best of torturers. But as it is, he’s all bluster and bluff…

Quran 010.055 No doubt! Lo, verily! For il-Lahi what ever in the lofty and the lowly. No doubt, and lo, verily, promise of al-Lahi true. 486But most of them not know. Quran 010.056 He gives life and causes death and to him you will be returned.

Quran 010.066 No doubt. Lo, verily, to il-Lahi whoever in the lofty and whoever in the lowly. And not follow those who invoke from other than al-Lahi friends who share or partners who associate. Not they follow but the assumption and not they but guess. Quran 010.067 He the one who made for you the night that you may rest in it and the day for visibility. Lo, in that surely signs for a people listen.

No reason to guess. The truth is readily available. Just compare the Quran to the Towrah and Prophets. No assumptions necessary. But Allah ought to be more careful in what he wishes for because with such evaluations, the Quran is rendered lacking by comparison.

In all likelihood, al-Lahu’s hullaballoo over having a son is nothing more than a means to overcome an omission in Muhammad’s resumé when compared to the Christian Jesus. However, by deploying this tactic, al-Lahi nullifies the notion that he is God, since Yahowah not only has a son, Dowd | David but being the Father of many sons and daughters is the entire purpose of the Beryth | Covenant. The third of seven Miqra’ey | Invitations to Meet with God is called Bikuwrym | Firstborn Children; there is a reason that God’s people are called Beny Yisra’el | Children who Engage and Endure with God. No kids, no God.

Quran 010.068 They say al-Lahu has taken a son. Glory be to him. He the self-sufficient. Lahu | to him whatever in the heavens and whatever in the earth. Not you have any authority for this. Do you say about al-Lahi what not you know?

If God were self-sufficient, He would not have bothered creating the universe, conceiving life, or communicating with His creation.

There is no reason to invent a lie against al-Lahi since he is proficient at indicting himself. While not the best of liars, because he isn’t an accomplished deceiver, the only way one could mislead regarding him would be to say that he is truthful and might be a god after all.

487I am not only committed to being straightforward and honest regarding Allah and his Quran, I will succeed in ruining his Day. The King I herald, the God I love, and the people I serve will prevail in the end.

Quran 010.069 Say, Lo, those who invent against al-Lahi the lie, they will not succeed. Quran 010.070 An enjoyment in the lowly then to us their return then we will make them taste the severest torture and the terrible torment because they used to disbelieve.

Only the Devil would say something as ghoulish as “we will make them taste the severest torture,” especially when directed toward those who rightly claim that God has a son and seeks a family.

Noach didn’t have people but, instead, disassociated from them. His relationship with Yahowah was focused on saving his family, and he did so by following God’s instructions. He did not warn or lecture anyone, did not stay, had no signs, and never mentioned al-Lahi, plots, partners, or delays. The one who falsely claimed that he did not seek a reward for pretending to be a messenger was Muhammad. And, of course, since Noach was not a Muslim, the Quran is telling a lie.

Quran 010.071 So recite to them the news of Nuh when he said to his people, ‘O my people, if is hard on you my stay and my reminding the signs of al-Lahi, then on al-Lahi I put my trust. So you all resolve your plot and your partners, then let not be your scheme for you any doubt, then carry upon me and not give me respite. Quran 010.072 But if you turn away then not I have asked you any reward? Not my reward but on al-Lahi and I have been commanded that I be of the Muslims.

The reason Noach’s life was spared is because he, unlike Allah, listened to Yahowah and did as instructed. And there is no reason to recite what they accomplished together since their inspirational story has been available for the world to read for the past 3,472 years, which is 2,150 years longer than the Quran has existed or that a Muslim was known outside of Arabia.

488Noach was not denied. He was not given a ship. He was not a successor, Satan did not drown anyone, no one was warned, and the only sign was a rainbow symbolizing the Covenant.

Quran 010.073 But they denied him so we saved him and who with him in the ship and we made them successors and we drowned those who denied our signs. Then see how was end of those who were warned. Quran 010.074 Then we sent after him rusulan to their people and they came to them with connections but not they were to believe what they had denied it before, thus we seal on the hearts the transgressors.

One of Allah’s most annoying habits has been to steal an important story, but miss the point, then jump ahead as if nothing mattered along the way to his next bastardized episode. The reason he did so was that he was only interested in creating the false impression that he’d destroy those who didn’t capitulate. And since he was unable to get out of his own shadow, he pilfered accounts which when revised to his liking, demonstrated otherwise.

However, when Allah, which is a twisted variation of Halal (Satan’s actual name), recited himself into the narrative between Yahowah and Moseh, he bit off far more than he could chew. In all of the annals of human antiquity, there is no more copiously documented encounter or discussion. The Towrah is not only exceedingly well distributed, known, and preserved, it remains the most influential book in history. Hundreds of thousands of copies existed in a score of relevant languages, there is no mention of an Allah, Muhammad, Quran, Rasuli, or Muslim. There were no threats of painful punishments or rants over disbelievers. And throughout, there is but one God and He has but one name – Yahowah.

Therefore, when Allah trespassed by speaking himself into Yahowah’s testimony, he not only proved that he was a fraud, a lord and loser, he demonstrated that he lacked the intelligence to create his own story. That is why he tried to 489plagiarize God’s. Not only is the Quran’s account invalid, it completely misses the reason Yahowah introduced Himself to Moseh in the first place, which was to liberate His people, not debase the Egyptians.

The correct names were Moseh and Aharown and the correct title was Pharaoh, which are all correctly written and preserved in the Towrah. These men were not dispatched with signs. There were no chiefs and the people of Mitsraym were not arrogant. Nothing came from “Us.” And since “subjugation” is Allah’s middle name, he cannot condemn what he is without being a complete hypocrite. And it was the Quraysh who were accusing Muhammad of practicing magic, not the Mitsry.

Quran 010.075 Then we sent after them Musa and Harun to Firaun and his chiefs with our signs but they were arrogant and were a subjugating people. Quran 010.076 So when came to them the truth from us they said, Lo, this surely a clear magic. Quran 010.077 Musa said, Do you say about the truth when it has come to you, Is this magic? But not succeed the magicians.

There was never any discussion about the religion of Mitsraym, and even then, it was promoted by the priests, not chiefs or forefathers. There were throwers, but no amendments, believers, or corruptors. And I’m pretty sure there were no los or verilys, either. And surely, there were no words of al-Lahu, nor were there any Muslims.

Quran 010.078 They said, Have you come to us to turn us away from that we found on it our forefathers and you two have the greatness in the land? And we not you two believers. Quran 010.079 And Firaun said, Bring to me every learned magician. Quran 010.080 So when came the magicians, Musa said to them, Throw whatever you throw. Quran 010.081 Then when they thrown, Musa said, What you have brought it the magic. Lo, al-Laha will nullify it. Verily, al-Laha not amend the work the corrupters.

Quran 010.082 And al-Lahu will establish the truth by his words even if the lords and tyrants dislike it. Quran 010.083 But none believed Musa except offspring among this people for fear of Firaun and their chiefs lest they persecute them. And, lo, Firaun a tyrant in 490the earth and lo, he of the ones who commit excesses. Quran 010.084 And Musa said, O my people, if you have believed in il-Lahi then on him put your trust if you are Muslims.

Just when we thought that Allah was running out of blunders, he finds a whole new bag. This time, rather than liberating the Children of Yisra’el from slavery in Mitsraym, Islamic Musa inspires them to settle along the Nile and build some nice houses for themselves that can double as places of worship for all of Egypt’s gods. Then, he told those bowed by the whip to prostrate themselves. Happy tidings, no doubt.

Quran 010.087 And we inspired to Musa and his brother that settle your people in Egypt houses and make your houses places of worship and establish al-Salat | the prostration prayer and give happy tidings to the believers. Quran 010.088 And Musa said, Our Rabbana | Lord, lo, verily, you have given Firaun and his chiefs splendor and wealth in the life the world our Lord, that they may lead astray from your way. Our Lord, destroy on their wealth and harden on their hearts so not they believe until they see the torturous and painful punishment.

Again, rather than focus on the task at hand, which was allowing God’s people to go home, Musa had to play Muhammad in Mecca and complain about the wealth the rasuli craved. How, even noting the Snake’s limited capacity for storytelling, he managed to jump from bellyaching over wealth to the sea is anyone’s guess. Perhaps he was getting bored with his own story and was aching to drown some more people.

Quran 010.089 He said, Verily has been answered invocation of both of you. So you two straight way. And not follow way those who not know. Quran 010.090 And we took across Children Is’raila the sea and followed them Firaun and his hosts rebellion and enmity until when overtook him the drowning ne said, I Believe! No god but the one in whom believe the Children of Israel. And I am of the Muslims!

Yes, that is what is said. Pharaoh, who was not among those in pursuit of the Children of Yisra’el, and did not die on this day, converted to Islam. So why don’t we find a 491mention of Islam, Allah, and the like among the hieroglyphics in Egypt or a mention in the Amarna Letters?

Obviously, Satan knew that it was not true and that he had tripped on his forked tongue yet again. So he just gave up and said...

Quran 010.094 So, if you are in doubt of what we have revealed to you then ask those who (have been) reading the written book before you. Verily, has come to you the truth from your lord so not be among the doubters.

That would have been good advice if the Muslims hadn’t already slain all those who could read, starting by slaughtering the Jews who had copies of the book which would have proven otherwise.

Then as if auditioning for the bully in the sandbox rather than the role of God, Satan calls those who deny his lies losers. And then to prove my point, he threatens to hurt them…

Quran 010.095 And not be of those who deny signs of al-Lahi then you will be among the losers. Quran 010.096 Lo, those has become due on them word your rabbi will not believe. Quran 010.097 Even if comes to them every sign until they see the tortures and painful punishments.

At long last we arrive at the mention of the Suratun’s namesake, albeit erroneously written. And we are told that the only town which believed and benefited was that of Yunus’ people. But Jonah was a Jew, and the people he allegedly visited were Assyrians in Nineveh.

Quran 010.098 So why not was any town that believed and benefited it its faith except the people Yunus? When they believed, we removed from them the punishment of the disgrace in the life the lowly and we granted them enjoyment for a time.

Perhaps the Assyrians were removed from punishment because they treated God’s people as nicely as did the 492Muslims. And Allah loves a fellow anti-Semitic sadist and psychopath.

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That wasn’t very appealing, so now moving from Yunus | Jonah to Yusuf | Joseph, which we will assume was supposed to be Yowseph, we read the worst attempt at plagiarism thus far. And as usual, the Suratun begins with an obvious lie.

Quran 012.001 Alif Laam Ra, these signs and proofs the writing book the clear. Quran 012.002 Lo, verily, we have sent it down a Quranan in Arabic so that you may understand. Quran 012.003 We relate to you the best of the narrations in what we have revealed to you this al-Qur’ana although you were from before it surely among the unaware.

Not only are Alif, Laam, and Rah Hebrew letters with the same names and vocal sounds, the words for book, Quran, and even Arabic are Hebrew. Moreover, having now reviewed over 90% of these recitals, I don’t recall a good narration, much less the best of them – although there have been many which could compete for the worst.

While a variation of the following conversation occurred between Yowseph, his brothers and his father, Ya’aqob’s dream was rebuked. And while it was not considered to be a plot or Satanic, Ya’aqob chastised Yowseph over the inappropriateness of bowing down – thereby repudiating Allah’s craving for prostrations…

Quran 012.004 When said Yusuf to his father, O my father, lo, verily, I saw eleven stars and the sun and the moon. I saw them prostrating to me. Quran 012.005 He said, O my son, not relate your vision to your brothers lest they plan against you a plot. Lo, al-Shaytan | the Adversary, Satan, to man a distinct enemy.

493While he got the last part right, ha Satan is a Hebrew title meaning “the Adversary,” and he was close at hand since he is the voice of the Quran telling this story.

After the prostrating stars, sun, and moon, this next line implicates the Lord of Islam.

Quran 012.006 Thus we choose you your lord and will teach you of interpretation the narratives and complete his favor on you and on family Ya’qba as he completed it on your two forefathers from before Ib’rahima and Is’haqa. Lo, your lord knower, wise. Quran 012.007 Lo, were in Yusufa and his brothers signs for those who ask.

There was so much to pilfer from to tell a compelling story of God’s developing relationship with Yisra’el, it’s a wonder that Satan bypassed it all. He plucked three names from the pile and went on his merry way, only mixing in isolated tidbits here and there to make the resulting concoction appear mildly plausible.

Quran 012.008 When they said, lo, Yusufu and his brother more beloved to our father than we while we a group. Verily, our father surely in clear error. Quran 012.009 Kill Yusufa or cast him a land so will be free for you face your father and you will be after that a people righteous. Quran 012.010 Said a speaker among them, Not kill Yusufa but throw him in the bottom the well will pick him some the caravan if you are doing. Quran 012.011 They said, O our father, why you not trust us with Yusuf while indeed we for him surely well-wishers. Quran 012.012 Send him with us tomorrow to enjoy and play and indeed we for him surely guards. Quran 012.013 He said, Lo, verily, me, myself, it surely saddens me that you should take him and I fear that a wolf would eat him while you of him unaware. Quran 012.014 They said, If eats him the wolf while we a group, lo, we then surely losers.

That was so poorly conveyed, so obviously twisted, it was hard to read. It makes one wonder why anyone believes a word of this.

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494It is time to move on to the 14^th surah. By doing so, we actually move backward through the names of those who interacted and conversed with Yahowah. This is because the inept un-god of Islam named the Suratun after revisionist Ibrahim | Abraham. It also begins with a lie because there was no light or enlightenment coming from the un-book of the Quran…

Quran 014.001 Alif Laam Ra, a written book which we have revealed to you so that you may bring out the mankind from the darknesses to the light. Quran 014.002 Al-Lahi the one to him whatever in the heavens and in the earth. And woe to the reconciled disbelievers from the punishment severe. Quran 014.003 Those who love more the life the lowly world than the hereafter and hinder from way al-Lahi and seek in it crookedness, those in far astray.

Should we have been looking for the cruelest sadist and the nastiest psychopath, mystery solved. As for what follows, Yahowah’s testimony was written in Hebrew. This is largely because He was speaking to and about Yisra’elites and Yahuwdym. So while God’s message is for everyone, and while His words to His people are readily translatable, there is no Divine Writ apart from Hebrew.

Quran 014.004 And not we sent any messenger except with the language his people so that he might make clear for them. Then al-Lahu whom he wants and guides whom he wants and he the mighty, the wise.

Should this have been true, and it’s not, why is there no record of any other rasuli in any other language? Why is the evidence always counter to Allah’s claims?

The reason we’ve never heard a Muslim explain away the overwhelming differences between the Towrah and the Quran is because it cannot be done. They are opposites. And as such, Moseh ought not appear in Allah’s recitals.

Quran 014.005 And verily, we sent Musa with our signs that bring out your people from the darknesses to the light. And remind 495them of the days al-Lahi verily in that surely the signs for everyone patient and grateful.

There are a limited number of excuses for retelling the same story twenty, thirty, forty times or more, all with different embellishments, none of which were credible. The most likely is that Satan could not remember what he said one day to the next and ended up constantly repeating himself with conflicting results. The other is that Muhammad and his fellow Muslims had faltering memories. But either way, it does not bode well for the authenticity of the Quran.

Quran 014.006 And when said Musa to his people, Remember favor of al-Lahi upon you when he saved you from people Firaun they were afflicting you evil torment and were slaughtering your sons and letting live your women. And in that a trial from your great Lord. Quran 014.007 And when proclaimed your rabbi, If you are thankful, surely I will increase you, but if you are ungrateful, lo, verily, my punishment surely severe. Quran 014.008 And said Musa, If you kafur | reconciled, you and whoever in the earth all then, lo, al-Laha verily free of need, praiseworthy.

What a sweet guy. As if 80 years of hard labor as slaves wasn’t ordeal enough, the Painful Punisher wants to inflict some of his own. And having not yet done anything, the pretend god is so nonchalant over their state of affairs, he’d just as soon leave them as assist them. This, of course, makes him praiseworthy.

But enough of that, because…

Quran 014.009 Has not come to you news those who before you the people of Nuh and ‘Ad, and Thamud, and those who after them? None knows them except al-Lahu. Came to them their rasulu with clear proofs but they returned their hands in their mouths and they said, Lo, verily, we, ourselves, kafar | reconciled (disbelievers) is what you have been sent with it and, lo, we surely in doubt about what you invite us to it suspicious.

Welcome to the topsy-turvy mind of al-Lahu where Nuh has people, the Ad exist, the Thamud matter, and yet, they 496are only known to the un-god of Islam who is using them to prove his savage nature. This is a most peculiar rendition of the Never-Ending Argument. Then from fraudulent depictions, we are whisked back to 7^th-century Arabia and the arguments used against the Rasuli.

Quran 014.010 Said their rasulu, Can be about al-Lahi any doubt, creator the heavens and the earth. He invites you so that he may forgive for you of your sins and give you respite for a term appointed. They said, Not you but a human like us. You wish to hinder us from what use to worship our forefathers. So bring us an authority distinct. Quran 014.011 Said to them their rasuli, Not we but a human like you but al-Laha bestows his grace on whom he wills of his slaves. And not is for us that we bring you an authority except by the permission of al-Lahi. And upon al-Lahi so let put trust the believers. Quran 014.012 And what for us that not we put our trust upon al-Lahi while lo, he has guides us to our ways. And lo, we will bear with patience on what harm you may cause us. And upon al-Lahi so let put trust the ones who put trust.

While the sole purpose of the preceding was to create the false impression that there were many rasulis and that Muhammad’s failures were common among them, how does one excuse the trip through the echo-chamber? Even pagan gods were more articulate. Then returning to the house of mirrors, there is a defensive Muhammad and an argumentative Quraysh in every opposing frame…

Quran 014.013 And said those who kafar | reconciled to rejecting their rusuli, Lo, we will drive you out of our land or verily you should return to our religion. So inspired to them their rabbu, We will surely destroy al-zalim | cruel tyrants (wrongdoers). Quran 014.014 And lo, we will make you dwell the land from after them that whoever fears standing before me and fears my threat. Quran 014.015 And they sought victory and disappointed every obstinate tyrant. Quran 014.016 Ahead of him, hell. And he will be made to drink boiling and festering water. Quran 014.017 He will sip it, but not he will be near swallowing it. And will come to him the death from every side, but not he will die. And ahead of him a ghilaz | gross, harsh, and savagely vicious punishment.

497This may be the one-thousandth iteration of hellish tortures are afforded all who reject a rasuli. It must never have dawned on the non-prophet or un-god that there were other, more reasonable approaches, such as saying something sensible. But no, Islam was the result of two brats in a sandbox with too few toys to pass around and share. Their answer was always to kill the competition and steal their toys. It’s forever a tempest in a sandbox…

Quran 014.018 Example those who disbelieve in their lord their deeds like ashes blows furiously on it the wind in a day stormy. No control of what they have earned on anything that it the straying far. Quran 014.019 Do not you see that al-Laha created the heavens and the earth in truth? If he wills, he can remove you and bring a different creation. Quran 014.020 And not that on al-Lahi great.

While this, and many other stories in the Quran are concocted, there is a method to the madness. In this case, once all of the children playing in the sandbox are removed, killed actually, the un-god replaces them with his slaves who do what they are told – that is until they don’t, and then he eliminates and replaces them, too.

As stilted and fabricated as this dialog is here and throughout the Quran with all of the concocted iterations of, “they said” and “he said,” it wasn’t idle chatter. This is Satan best effort at conveying his actual agenda. He slithered into this sandbox to do this very thing. He aligned himself with the nastiest bully who coveted all the other kids’ toys and then systematically denounced the competition and exterminated them, using the stolen toys to bribe the assassins. Then when those who were enticed to do his bidding, which was to seduce, plunder, enslave, and slaughter everyone in the Arabian sandbox, went soft on him, he had them killed and replaced. This is the reason for the fixation on murdering the hypocrites.

Therefore, once we know the players and the game they are playing, we can interpret their dreams. And then even nightmarish accounts like these which otherwise seem 498detached from the situational scriptures recited publicly around Arabian campfires to justify mass murder, grand larceny, human trafficking, and sexual abuse, are readily placed within the puzzle to complete the picture. These surahs are the frame into which the tales of demonic-do were positioned.

And if I may take this metaphor one step further – the reason I’m composing God Damn Religion at this critical moment in the life of God’s people – just a decade prior to Yahowah’s return for them – is that I have an attribute God found useful. I am able to look at the pieces that comprise life’s puzzle with their seemingly unrelated shapes and colorations and see how they all fit together to form a cogent picture. Over the past twenty-two years, this is how I have come to perceive and share many thousands of previously unheralded insights into Yahowah’s testimony and His affinity for His people. By doing so, I find useful nuggets even within the gibberish…

Quran 014.021 They will come forth before il-Lahi all together then they will say the weak to those who were arrogant, Lo, we, ourselves, were your followers so can you the one who avails us from punishment al-Lahi from anything? They will say, If al-Lahu had guided us, surely we would have guided you same for us whether we show intolerance or we are patient not for us any place of escape.

Just as the border of the puzzle contains the rest of the pieces, Satan would have Muslims believe that, no matter how often the pieces were rearranged and colored, there was no escape from the plot he was pursuing. People were expendable and replaceable, some even combustible.

So brazen was Halal ben Shachar in his scheme, he even had his alter ego, ha Satan, endorse it. Is there any wonder halal is good in Islam or that allah is babel’s version of halal – with the same letters in a different order (akin to Santa and Satan)? Although, this Adversary is hoping his plot would yield a different result.

499Quran 014.022 Will say, al-Shaytan | the Adversary, Satan, when has been decided the command, Lo, al-Laha promised you a true oath. And I promised you, but I betrayed you. But not I had over you any authority except that I invited you and you responded to me. So not blame me but blame yourselves. Not I your helper and not you my helper. Lo, I deny of what you associate of me from before. Lo, the zalim | lords, for them a painful punishment.

Quran 014.023 Will be admitted those who believed and did right to Garden of Jinn, flows from under it the rivers abide forever in it by the permission their lord. Their greetings therein peace.

It is yet another confession, this time with Satan vouching for al-Laha’s credibility, authority, and truthfulness. In an informed and rational world, such an admission would be sufficient to reject Halal / Allah and his Quran.

But this is the raison d'être of Islam. Halal ben Shachar, as he was introduced to us by Yasha’yah in Isaiah 14, is the Snake who would be God. He slithered out of the Garden and into the Desert for this purpose. In the process, he sought to shed his Adversarial ha Satan skin to be feared and worshiped as if God. And so here, Allah is using Halal to validate his presumed persona.

As is the nature of the Adversary, he never accepts blame and is not accountable for what he has said and done. Without a conscience, he claims that it was mankind’s fault, beginning with Chawah but not ending with Muhammad, for believing him. And to a certain extent, he has a point. His corruption of Yahowah’s testimony in the Garden was not particularly clever or credible. And Chawah and ‘Adam should have known better since they had been instructed by God and had direct access to Him and could have done what we are doing, which is to compare the deception with the truth. But they coveted what they didn’t know and made a poor decision – for which Yahowah held them accountable.

If I were to prioritize the insights that help us understand why the death cult of Islam was conceived, why the Quran 500was recited in this way, and how a malignant narcissist and psychopath modeling Satan’s persona was believed, this is it. “Lo, I deny of what you associate of me from before.” Satan does not want to be the Adversary anymore. He wants to be God.

Halal / Allah is hanging out on the wrong side of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, luring the unsuspecting to take another bite…

Quran 014.024 Do not you see how al-Lahu sets forth the example a good word like a good tree its root firm and its branches in the sky? Quran 014.025 Giving its fruit all time by the permission of its lord. And al-Lahu sets forth the examples for mankind so that they may remember. Quran 014.026 And erect, mutilated, and castrated affect (example) a bad word like an evil tree pulled up from over and above the ground not for it any settlement or dwelling place. Quran 014.027 Al-Lahu keeps firm those who believe with the firm word in the lower life and in the hereafter al-Lahu lets go astray the zalim | subjugating lords. Al-Lahu does what he wants.

Halal / Allah is offering his fruit, yet another opportunity to swallow the toxic apple. But unfortunately for humankind, he represents the evil tree that was ripped out of the Garden and has re-rooted itself in the religious and political paydirt of civilization. And as a result, he wants everyone to wallow in the dirt with him.

And in this regard, his accomplices are also his rivals – al-zalim. While commonly presented as “the wrongdoers” throughout the Quran, it is actually a depiction of the Adversary. A zalim is a “cruel lord and an oppressive tyrant.”

Speaking of revealing associations, it was in the previous chapter that we formed another insightful connection, and that was byn | between kafar and kaphar – which is how the word for “reconciliation” is scribed in Hebrew. The reason we came to understand Halal’s / Allah’s obsession against the kaphar / kafar is that, when doing our due diligence in striving to accurately translate the Quran, we discovered that kafar did not mean “disbelief” nor 501“disbeliever” as it was commonly rendered. Kafar, which Muslims call “Infidels,” is actually defined by kaphar, its Hebrew root, such that it means “to purge and conceal so as to atone and reconcile.” You can verify this by searching both a Hebrew and Arabic dictionary.

According to the Towrah and Prophets, the Children of the Covenant were purged of our guilt when it was concealed in She’owl through Dowd’s fulfillment of Matsah. By perfecting us in this way, we are prepared for our relationship with Yahowah to be reconciled. This is officially celebrated on Yowm Kipurym | the Day of Reconciliations – the fulfillment of which will occur in year 6000 Yah / sunset in Yaruwshalaim | Source of Guidance on Reconciliation on October 2^nd, 2033 when the Messiah and Son of God, our Savior and King, anoints the Kaphareth | Mercy Seat of the Ark of the Covenant in accordance with the Towrah’s instructions. Yahowah will be accompanying His Firstborn on this day to restore and reaffirm His relationship with the remnant of His Kaphar. It will be the single most anticipated day in human history.

However, this is the Last Day for Halal / Allah. It is his Day of Doom. Therefore, Satan’s only chance of remaining on Earth and avoiding She’owl | the Place of Eternal Separation is to thwart the Kaphar | Reconciled and keep them from attending Yahowah’s Family Reunion. Should Allah entice a sufficient number of Muslims to kill or cower enough Yahuwdym to prevent this reconciliation, there would be no reason for Father and Son to return to their Family. This is the only scenario under which Halal / Allah prevails. It is why the kaphar / kafar must die.

To preclude this dire result from occurring is why I have written God Damn Religion along with the other volumes of Yada Yahowah. Halal / Allah and I (along with Yahowah, Dowd, the Ruwach Qodesh, Moseh, and the Prophets, notably, Yasha’yah), are on opposing sides of this referendum on life and liberty.

502Quran 014.028 Have not you seen to those who changed favor al-Lahi kafar | reconciliation (disbelief) and they led their people house destruction? Quran 014.029 Hell, (in) it they will burn, roasting, frying, and broiling in the fire, a misfortunate, evil, and punishing place affirmed and ratified.

Quite the opposite, but that is why we are on opposing sides. It is Halal / Allah who changed the favor of Yahowah which enables kaphar | reconciliation. And by doing so, Halal / Allah has destroyed billions of souls.

I’ve shared this previously, but it bears repeating – there are no fires in She’owl | Hell. It is a lightless prison in which nothing escapes and time is eternal – akin to a Black Hole. There are no tortures, just the agony of knowing that one’s soul is being penalized and separated for having deliberately harmed God’s people.

Halal / Allah needs it to be otherwise, or there is no way to tease and threaten men and women into capitulation. It is the flesh that is gratified in Satan’s Garden of Demons and it is skin which is tormented in his Hellish Domain.

It is in Yasha’yah 14, three chapters after my role as the Choter is introduced and explained in Isaiah 11, that we discover that Halal ben Shachar’s ambition is to be seen as above the Most High. And, therefore, he can have no accomplices or tolerate a rival…

Quran 014.030 And they set up to il-Lahi equals so that they mislead from his way. Say, Enjoy, but indeed, your destination to the Hell Fire.

Yahowah seeks loving companionship through His Beryth | Covenant Family. Working alongside Moseh, He liberated the Children of Yisra’el from slavery to give them this opportunity. Halal / Allah wants just the opposite – no sons, only slaves…

Quran 014.031 Say to my slaves, those who believe, establish the ritual prostration prayers and spend from what we have provided 503them secretly and publicly from before that comes a day not any trade in it and not any friendship.

Yahowah has no interest in believers, preferring those who know, understand, and agree. And since His role as our Father is to lift us up to be with Him, He deplores prostration because it moves us in the wrong direction with an improper attitude.

Further, Yahowah has no interest in our spending or our wealth. There is no currency in Shamaym | the Spiritual Realms. God does not keep secrets. He discloses everything we need to know to be aware of Him and engage in a relationship with Him. And lastly, Kipurym is all about friendship and family. All who are gathered in expectation of the return of Father and Son on this day will know, love, and support one another.

As a karuwb | cherub, which is a unique designation among the mal’ak | spiritual messengers, Halal | the Arrogant Luminary, may well have been a witness to creation, but he was not a participant. And his recital in this regard proves that he is far too incompetent to have played a role in anything so complex.

Quran 014.032 Al-Lahu the one who khal | measured and proportioned (created) the lofty (heavens) and the ground (earth) and sent down from al-samai | the lofty (sky) water then brought forth from it of the fruits a provision for you and sakhara | compelled through mimicry, thereby subjecting and subjugating for you the round (ships) so that they may flow in the sea by his command and sakhara | compelled through derision to subject and control for you the rivers.

Quran 014.033 And he sakhara | compelled through mockery and mimicry, thereby subjecting and subjugating for you the sun and the moon, both constantly pursuing their course and sakhara | subjugated through mockery and mimicry to forced labor for you the night and the day. Quran 014.034 And he gave you of all what you asked of him. And if you count favor of al-Lahi not you will count them. Lo, the mankind surely unjust, ungrateful.

504As an interesting aside, khal, means “to measure and proportion then fabricate,” even though it is errantly extrapolated as “create,” through many Quran translations. This distinction is relevant because in the Book of Ezekiel, which serves as Satan’s autobiographical account and playbook, much of it is devoted to an endless array of absurd measurements. They all pertain to Satan’s ultimate shine, a Temple complex designed to obliterate Jerusalem, burying it to preclude Yahowah’s return.

Rain is a natural process, and not controlled by Halal / Allah, and if it were, considering the conditions in Arabia, he did a piss-poor job. And since the Devil doesn’t seem to get it, I’ll explain. The sun’s warmth causes water in the oceans to evaporate. This vapor condenses within clouds until the droplets become too large to remain suspended and they fall as rain. No hocus pocus or satanic intervention required.

Fruit is not a product of rain and is not brought forth from it, although it might appear so to a denizen of the desert. And the germination of trees producing fruit is not through subjugation but, instead, part of the process of reproduction through seeds. And ships are designed, built, and maneuvered as a result of naval architects, marine contractors, and trained captains – no al-Lahu is needed. Similarly, day and night occur because the Earth rotates on its axis such that the portion of the sphere facing toward or away from the sun changes with each 24-hour rotation.

In reality, Halal has never answered a prayer, not of a Muslim or a Christian, and Yahowah tunes them all out. His preference is that we listen to Him rather than blabber about incoherently.

I do not think that al-Laha has provided a single favor to anyone, ever, and that includes his most ardent devotees – Paul and Muhammad. While he sanctioned his rasuli’s most heinous behaviors, aiding and abetting the abuse of 505others is far from beneficial. Moreover, the history of Islam is a litany of travesties and failures. He’s more like a Satan Claus with a sleigh full of plagues such as slaughtering, enslaving, and spoiling. So, lo, surely, mankind should remain unappreciative.

Having unsuccessfully mined the make-believe from potential Muslims, the Lord of Delusions plunders the Towrah by way of the Talmud…

Quran 014.035 And when said Ib’rahimu, My rabbi | lord, make this city safe and keep me away and my sons that we worship the idols. Quran 014.036 My rabbi, indeed, they have led astray many among the mankind so whoever follows me then verily of me and whoever disobeys me then indeed you oft-forgiving, Rahim.

When we first hear of ‘Abram in the Towrah, he had left Ur in the land of Babel. There was no record of him saying anything to the city’s inhabitants because he had nothing to say. He wouldn’t meet Yahowah until after he had left town. It was only in the rabbinical accounts that those who were clueless conjured up the fabled history that was later incorporated into the Quran.

According to the only surviving participant, who just so happens to be God, and scribed by his associate Moseh 2,150 years before the Quran was written to include this spurious revisionist tale, ‘Abram walked out of Ur with his wife, father, and nephew circa 2003 BCE, and never looked back. He would not have “sons” prior to reaching the Promised Land, with Yshma’‘el born in 1992 BCE and Yitschaq born fourteen years later in 1978 BCE. And even then, shortly thereafter, his ill-conceived firstborn, Ishmael, was disowned and banished along with his mother, Hagar, to the Desert of Paran. There was no mention of idols, much less interaction with them – although both fables were derived from Judaism. Further, ‘Abram, who would later become ‘Abraham, was never asked to worship anyone, much less Yahowah, his God, and no one in his troop paid homage to idols.

506Religious idols are inanimate objects. Unable to speak or move, they cannot lead anyone astray. It takes a Quran, Talmud, or New Testament to do that.

‘Abram did not want or have a following, but Muhammad did, so the Islamic Ibrahim was tarred with the same brush. Similarly, no one was ever asked to obey ‘Abraham, while Muhammad insisted upon it. Therefore, every time we find an individual Yahowah worked through recast as a harbinger of Muhammad, it is nothing more than a pathetic ploy to make the non-prophet’s message on behalf of the un-god appear credible. “Look here, dimwitted Muslim, Muhammad was just like Nuh, Ibraham, and Musa!”

Digging himself in deeper, as if one could burrow under Hell, Satan, operating under a title purloined from Judaism, would have his slaves believe…

Quran 014.037 Our rabbi, lo, I, myself, have settled of my offsprings in a valley not with cultivation near your forbidden house, our lord, that they may establish al-Salata | obligatory prostrations. So make hearts of the men incline towards them and provide them with the fruits so that they may be grateful. Quran 014.038 Our rabbi, lo, verily, you, yourself, know what we conceal and what we proclaim and not hidden from al-Lahi from thing in the ground and not in the lofty.

The first person on record to refer to himself as a “rabbi” was Sha’uwl | Paul, the author of and inspiration behind the Christian New Testament circa 50 CE. Jews didn’t begin applying this title to their religious leaders until the following century, perhaps beginning with Rabbi Akiba, who, along with his false messiah, precipitated the Diaspora. So, Halal / Allah is in infamous company.

The title “rabbi” is from rab ‘any, which means “my exalted one.” The Hebrew basis for Lord comes from Ba’al, which also happens to be Halal ben Shachar’s title. Another Hebrew word misappropriated to convey “lord,” ‘adon (and ‘adony as “my lord”), is derived from ‘edown, meaning 507“upright pillar.” And it speaks of the support system that was used to secure the Tent of the Witness.

The only reason that the title rabbi appears throughout the Quran in reference to Halal / al-Lah is because the rabbis in Yathrib, who sold recitals like this one, were humored by the notion that they were able to hoodwink the non-prophet to refer to his un-god by the name they had chosen for themselves. Turns out, it wasn’t as funny as they had imagined because they left their fingerprints on the book they helped author – one that would perpetrate genocide against Jews.

As ‘Abraham was forming the Covenant with Yahowah, he had two sons, the first of whom was exiled on Sarah’s and Yahowah’s instructions to the Desert of Paran. And while it did not exist at the time, and ‘Abraham didn’t settle anyone there, the largest and most religious city in Paran is, drumroll please…Petra – which was the location of the initial Ka’aba.

As for Yitschaq, the heir to the Covenant, he was born to ‘Abraham and Sarah in Beersheba. And even after their acclaimed three-day sojourn to Mowryah confirmed their role in the Covenant while offering a prophetic announcement for Pesach 2,000 years in advance, they returned to Beersheba. Therefore, the heir to the Covenant was not “settled of my offsprings in a valley not with cultivation near your forbidden house.” And that is a devastating blow for Halal that no amount of lying can resolve.

The religious bow to their gods, bust such is not the case among those who are in a relationship with Yahowah. Loving fathers would be appalled by such an act. So you can be assured that there was no mention of al-Salat | the Obligatory Prostration Prayer in the Towrah. ‘Abraham bowed and prayed to no one. And even when he did a faceplant in the presence of Yahowah, God asked him to stand up before they engaged in conversation.

508As is the case with every Child of the Covenant, ‘Abraham never “praised” Yahowah. And of course, there was no ill-Lahi to be found at the time. Ishmael was not granted by God but was instead a mistake. Yitschaq was Yahowah’s gift to ‘Abraham, Sarah, and Himself. His name even means “Laughter.” And after he was born, Yshma’‘el was quickly dispatched and forgotten.

It is a seldom considered fact, but not only is there no instruction to pray in the Towrah and Prophets, Yahowah discourages it. God does not listen to those who address Him in this manner without first learning what He shared in His Towrah. And said so, using some fairly graphic language so that we would not miss the point.

Quran 014.039 All the praise for il-Lahi, the one who has granted me in the old age Is’ma’ila and Is’haqa. Lo, my rabbi hearer the prayer. Quran 014.040 My rabbi | lord, owner, possessor, and master, make me muqim | stand up and stand still (establisher) al-Salat | whose nose is attached to the ass before me (obligatory prostration prayer) and from my dhurriyyat | scattered and tiny ants (offsprings), our rabbi, and accept my du’ai | desire and petition.

Beyond errantly speaking himself into someone else’s story, soliciting praise, being mistaken about Ishmael, claiming to listen to prayer, insisting on being a rabbi and lord, and including the salat where it does not belong, we find that Halal was a poor communicator. For example, salat speaks of pack animals being tethered so tightly, each successive animal has its nose in the predecessor’s butt. Also, dhurriyyat, which is typically rendered as “atom” to make Allah appear smart, is actually the word for “ant,” not offspring as it is commonly rendered in this verse. Even du’ai | prayer is telling because the word means “to petition for what one desires,” which is inconsistent with the Islamic obligation.

‘Abraham knew nothing of “the Day” or “the account.” And to be forthright, I know more about both than Halal / 509Allah knew of either. But then, again, I consider al-Laha oblivious…

Quran 014.041 Our rabbi | lord, owner, and master, forgive me and my parents and the believers the day will established the account. Quran 014.042 And consider not al-Laha oblivious of what do al-zalim | the lords who subject and control do, but he gives them respite up to a day when the eyes will stare in it.

We know nothing of ‘Abram’s mother. And since his father, Terach, had remarried a woman whose daughter, Sarah, was from her previous husband, it is likely that his mother had passed away before he left Ur. Also relevant, there is no indication ‘Abraham asked God to forgive anyone, much less himself. There actually is no forgiveness in the Covenant because it is unnecessary. Of the five benefits derived from the Beryth, perfection is the result of Matsah where our guilt is removed, making us innocent.

The reason that al-Laha is aware of the al-zalim is because he is the most obnoxious of the subjugating lords and oppressive tyrants. And as proof, he’s ever ready to torment the world with his sadistic threats of a painful doom. The most important Day on the Satanic calendar is the most torturous.

Quran 014.043 Racing ahead, with necks outstretched, their heads raised up, their gaze returning not towards them and their hearts empty. Quran 014.044 And warn the mankind a day the punishment will come upon them. Then will the lords who subjugate and control will say, Our lord who owns and controls, respite us for a term short. We will answer your call and we will follow al-rusula | the messengers. Had not you sworn from before not for you any end, There is no reverse for us!

The un-god would have Muslims believe that everyone’s fate is sealed, and those who don’t capitulate will be tortured forevermore. And yet, where is the proof – surely not in this Quran.

510Quran 014.045 And you dwelt in the dwellings those who zalam | were controlling lords themselves and it had become clear to you how we dealt with them and we put forth for you the examples.

Quran 014.046 And verily, they plotted their plot, but their plot with al-Lahi, even if was their plot that should be moved by it the mountains. Quran 014.047 So not think al-Laha will fail keep his promise his messengers. Lo, al-Laha mighty, rabbi intiqam | Lord of Punishment and the hateful Rabbi of Revenge.

Occasionally, we have to toss al-Laha a bone, even if he will claim it’s proof of resurrection. As the Lord of Punishment and the Rabbi of Revenge, he is a schemer to be sure. Over the past 6,000 years since he was humiliated for having defrauded humankind by misappropriating Yahowah’s instructions, he has been plotting his return to glory. He seeks revenge by damning everyone.

It is true that the Earth will be forever changed on Satan’s Last Day, but not to his liking. All traces of religion and politics, militarism and conspiracy will be expunged, returning the planet to the conditions experienced in ‘Eden exactly 6,000 years prior. It is an epoch that opened with Satanic malfeasance and will conclude with the Snake’s banishment.

Many people will come forth on this day, some to Yahowah, more to Satan. And those who found Allah irresistible in life, will find him repulsive forevermore. Although, since banishment is a penalty for wayward souls and spirits, I doubt anyone will be fettered and chained. And while the worst offenders will be forced to endure some of what they perpetrated before being sent to She’owl, molten pitch will not be among the ordeals.

Quran 014.048 Day the earth will be changed another the earth, and the lofty, and they will come forth with il-Lahi, the one, the irresistible. Quran 014.049 You will see the al-mujrimun | cut off incited to crime that day as generations bound in ranks, fettered and chained. Quran 014.050 Their garments dripping with molten copper and liquid pitch, and fire will irritate, cover, and conceal their faces 511Quran 014.051 so that al-Lahu may pay a debt, satisfactorily rendering and repaying soul of weak fatherless and childless what it gained as a wolf. Lo, al-Laha quickly hastens the consideration and calculation.

The Rabbi of Revenge is a reprehensible one for sure, but he will be as inept on this day as he has been every other day since he was diminished from karuwb to nachash six millennia ago.

Quran 014.052 This reaching and arriving for the mankind that they may be warned by it, and that they may know that only he one god and that may take remember men of clever intellect.

Yes, there is one God, he just doesn’t happen to be Him. Hopefully, the wise will take heed.

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As we continue to peruse the recitals of the un-god as he debuts his absurd mischaracterizations of individuals randomly plucked from the Towrah and the Gospels, his next victim is Maryam | Mary. While there was a woman by this name – Moseh’s and Aharown’s contentious sister – the un-knowing al-Lahu/hi confused her with the fabled Madonna of the mythical misnomer Jesus.

However, while pretending to have inspired the Christian New Testament’s fairy tales regarding the announcement of Iesa’s (Jesus’) birth, Halal / Allah gets hopelessly confused, misidentifying and wrongly associating everyone. It is a comedy of errors.

Quran 019.001 Kaaf Ha Ya Ain Sad. Quran 019.002 Mention mercy your lord his slave Zakariya. Quran 019.003 When he called his rabbi a call secret, Quran 019.004 He said, My rabbi, I, lo, indeed, weakened my bones and flared white head and not I have been in supplication you, my rabbi, unblessed. Quran 019.005 And verily, I, myself, fear the successors after me and is my wife barren. So give me 512from yourself an heir. Quran 019.006 Who will inherit me and inherit from family Ya’quba and make him my rabbi, pleasing.

A scribe would have done his demonic deity a favor by spotting him some articles, prepositions, and verbs. A fact-checker would have helped as well. I would offer him our team, because they are highly skilled, having devoted countless hours improving these books. But they are otherwise engaged and wouldn’t be interested in downgrading from having Yahowah as a Boss to Halal. God’s benefit package is infinitely superior.

There are some issues with “Zakariya.” First, this particular fellow’s name was Zacharias according to Luke who conceived the myth in the 1^st century CE. Zakaryah, as the second to the last of Yahowah’s prophets, conveyed his revelations in 520 BCE. And the name Zakaryah means “Remember Yahowah” which is deadly for Halal / Allah.

The reason that the un-god and non-prophet erred in this way, even referring to Jews as Yahuwd, is because they didn’t know any better. The rabbis who were supplying the Quran’s recitals from their Talmud readings had long since removed Yahowah’s name from His Towrah and they never included it in their Talmud, substituting Adoni | My Lord for it. So, not knowing that Yahowah was God’s name, they included names based upon it, like Zakaryah, oblivious to the realization that they were impugning their credibility.

In the myth foisted by Luke of the dancing fetuses, Zacharias wasn’t a slave, he didn’t have any secrets, and he was not feeble. Whether he was hoary headed, only Luke knows. There was no fear of succession, nor any authority to pass along. And it would be another fifty years before the title rabbi was used in a religious setting.

In Luke’s myth, Zacharias was assigned a term of duty in the Temple, which would have made him a Lowy | Levite. However, following the Maccabean revolt in the 3^rd century BCE, the Lowy were no longer in vogue since other men 513coveted the positions they held. So the whole affair is on shaky ground that only gets worse with the concern over the inheritance associated with Ya’quba, who we’ll assume was Ya’aqob. His inheritance was settled some nineteen centuries prior to this story. But Allah was never very good with history, time, or chronology.

Quran 019.007 O Zakariyya, lo, verily, we, ourselves, give you happy tidings of a boy. His name Yahya. Not we assigned it before name. Quran 019.008 He said, My rabbi, how can I have a boy while is my wife barren. And, lo, I have reached of the old age extreme? Quran 019.009 He said, ‘Thus said your lord, It easy for me. And verily I created you from before while not you were anything.

While in a fire of his own making, Halal fans the flames with Yahya – an amateurish transliteration of Yahowchanan. He thinks he is announcing the birth of the fabled individual who became infamous as “John the Baptist.” But there were no baptists among Jews because it was a pagan Greek and Roman notion. The only mention of him apart from the Christian fables is by Josephus – but he hadn’t even been born when these events transpired. So, not only did the Jewish traitor get his brief mention of a man by this name wrong, the only “surviving” manuscripts of his Greek texts, History of the Jewish War and The Antiquities of the Jews, were held by the Roman Catholic Church under the care of the ultimate copyeditor – Eusebius.

There is an even bigger problem for Allah because Yahowchanan means “Yahowah is Merciful.” Of all the mistakes Halal could have made with his choice of names, this might have been the most damning. So, it was apparently easy for Allah to discredit himself. Satan isn’t any better at bastardizing the Christian New Testament as he has been perverting the Towrah. And that’s surprising since Paul was admittedly demon-possessed and controlled by Satan.

Quran 019.010 He said, My rabbi, owner, and master, make for me a sign or proof. He said, Your sign that not you will speak the people three nights sound. Quran 019.011 Then he came out to his 514people from the prayer chamber and he signaled to them to glorify the morning and the evening.

A variation of the “not you will speak” comes from Luke’s diatribe on the second coming of Elijah. The “prayer chamber” replaced the “Temple” in Luke’s story because it conflicted with the notion of a mosque and the Ka’aba. However, the “signal” was borrowed from the original account.

Compressing time, and failing to mention the wife’s name, Elizebeth, that she was supposedly Mary’s cousin, or that she played a role in the birth of “O Yahya,” the Quranic fable jumps forward in time…

Quran 019.012 O Yahya, hold al-kitaba | the writing (book) with strength. And we gave him the wisdom a child. Quran 019.013 And affection from us and clean and he was righteous. Quran 019.014 And dutiful to his parents and not he was a disobedient tyrant. Quran 019.015 And peace be upon him day he was born and day he dies and day he will be raised alive.

Desperate for a book and unable to produce one, Yahya was handed one to hold tightly which never existed. We are told that he is a wise guy, but not a word of his alleged wisdom is shared. We can only assume that he was clean because he was a professional baptist and Allah was the best of the baptizers. However, if being “dutiful to his parents” is a positive trait, why was Muhammad so hostile to his and why does the Quran tell Muslims to spy on them and disavow them? And since the legend of John the Baptist ends in a beheading, how did he die peacefully?

Quran 019.016 And mention in the writing (book) Maryama when she withdrew from her family a place eastern. Quran 019.017 Then she took from them a hijab | veil. Then We sent to her our spirit. Then he assumed for her the likeness a man well-proportioned. Quran 019.018 She said, Lo, I, myself, seek refuge with Rahman from you if you are right. Quran 019.019 He said, Only I am a rasulu of your rabbi that I bestow on you a pure son.

515Which “writing book” does Halal / Allah think that Maryama’s journey east is mentioned within? It’s not in the New Testament and the Quran wasn’t a book. And speaking of things not existing, the hijab wouldn’t be used to torment women until Muhammad imposed it to hide the fact that he had surrounded himself with children and sex slaves. Digging himself in deeper, Allah / Satan claims that he sent his spirit to Maryam and that “he assumed for her the likeness of a man, well-proportioned.” So, one must ask, if the Devil could do this for mythical Jesus’ mythical mommy, why didn’t he do so to quell the Never-Ending Arguments raised against Muhammad?

We are reminded that Rahman was the name of the Quran’s first god, not al-Lahi/hu/ha. And even though she speaks first, Maryam says, “Lo, I, myself seek refuge with Rahman from you if you are right.” Then after the Quranic god tells us that he sent his spirit in the form of a handsome dude, he said, “Only I am a Rasulu of your Rabbi that I bestow on you a pure son.” Following this fuzzy logic between amorphous characters, we have an admission that the Rasulu of the Rabbi are corporeal manifestations of Allah’s spirit – which is to say that they are more than just demon-possessed – they are Satan in the flesh.

The rasuli of the rabbi and voice of the Quran, was “bestowing a son” – which is to say, impregnating the supposed virgin. And while that’s shades of Muhammad, it gets worse when the rasuli dispenses with being “of your Lord” and becomes the Lord…

Quran 019.020 She said, How can be for me a son when not has touched me a man and not I am unchaste? Quran 019.021 He said, Thus said your rabbuki | lord, It for me humiliating (easy), and so that we will make him a sign for the mankind and a rahim from us. And is a command completed.’

The line, “It for me easy,” is one of Allah’s most self-aggrandizing, thereby reaffirming that the Rasuli of the Rabbi, was the corporeal manifestation of the demonic deity. 516Even the word, hayyin, rendered as “easy” primarily means “humiliating, vile, despicable, contemptible, and condemnable.” And as such, the spawn of Satan would be a “sign for the mankind.”

It is almost funny that the supposedly chaste mother Maryam would prefer to be dead than give birth. So we find her crying under Arabian date palms…

Quran 019.022 So she conceived him and she withdrew with him a remote place. Quran 019.023 Then drove her the pains of childbirth to trunk the datepalm. She said, O, I wish I died before this and I was oblivion forgotten. Quran 019.024 So cried to her from beneath her that, Not to grieve, verily place your lord beneath you a stream, Quran 019.025 And shake towards you trunk datepalm it will drop upon you fresh dates, ripe. Quran 019.026 So eat and drink and cool eyes. And if you see from human being anyone then say, Lo, I, myself, have vowed to Rahman a fast so not I will speak today human being.

Whoever decided to add this tripe was confused. Beyond the fact that the fabled birth wasn’t in Yathrib surrounded by date palms, the mythical Mary wasn’t a Muslim and unwilling to work. And they weren’t in Yemen where Rahman was god.

Since I will cite the sources pilfered for this story in the upcoming Islam’s Dark Past chapter, I’ll not repeat those disclosures here. But be advised, morose Mary has a checkered past.

It's progress, I suppose. Halal / al-Laha is no longer simply a sloppy plagiarizer by misrepresenting something he has misappropriated from one source, the Talmud’s moronic commentary on the Towrah, without providing credit. That is because this represents the un-god’s first foray into a failed research project, as he is now errantly citing many unreliable sources. These include the fairy tale section of the Gospel of Luke, the insanity of the Gospel of Thomas, the Gospel of Pseudo-Matthew, the First Gospel of the Infancy of Christ, and the Protevangelion’s James the Lesser. It was so 517studious of him. And who knew that al-Lahi/ha/hu was a library rat?

Nevertheless, this raises a number of problems for the Quran, none of which can be satisfactorily resolved because the characters being addressed didn’t actually exist and the stories regarding them were taken from a variety of spurious hearsay sources. Since Muhammad was illiterate and Allah didn’t have a copy of his book, much less any others whose Christian library was pilfered, when, where, by whom, and why?

Mind you, I don’t much care. Misrepresenting the fables in the Christian New Testament and Apocrypha is simply stupid. That is not the case when misconstruing Yahowah’s testimony to play God because that is demonic and damning. So, in this case, other than to point out the sources the Quran is carelessly citing, I am happy to let Satan embarrass himself.

Quran 019.027 Then she came with him her people carrying him. They said, O Maryamu, verily you brought an amazing thing. Quran 019.028 O sister Harun not was your father an evil man and not was your mother unchaste.

How stupid can this get? The Quranic Harun is ‘Aharown | Aaron. He was Moseh’s | Moses’ brother. Their sister was Maryam. But, good grief, she lived and died 1,448 years before the Christian Mary became the Madonna and Mother of God.

Only an ignorant and irrational individual would make such a careless mistake. And then to have that same moron pretend that this is the inerrant word of God, his final message to mankind becomes exceedingly sinister – pure evil. And why impugn either’s father or mother?

The child speaking in the cradle was lifted from the exceedingly inappropriate Gospel of Thomas as I will point out in a future chapter. But even in the Christian mythology, he was neither a slave nor did he speak of an al-Lahi. And as 518we know, Halal / Allah was as illiterate as was his Rasuli, so neither ever handed out a written book. And they were inept at prophecy, never getting so much as a single prognostication correct.

Quran 019.029 Then she pointed to him. They said, How we speak who is in the cradle a child? Quran 019.030 He said, Lo, I am a slave al-Lahi. He gave me the written scripture book and made me a prophet.

Sorry, Satan, but the mythical cradle chatter, who, unlike Yahya, hasn’t been named, wasn’t given a written book. Books were written about the ultimate replacement player by a dubious cast of characters after his demise.

The saddest part of all of this is that there actually was a Messiah and Son of God who was a prophet who became our Savior. But thanks to Christianity, Judaism, and Islam, the identity, prophecies, achievements, sacrifices, fulfillments, and testimony of the most important person who ever lived have been plastered over by pathetic replacements. If you would like to know him, appreciate what he said and did, and benefit from him, I would encourage you to read the three and soon-to-be four volumes of Coming Home ~ A Voice, Messiah, Beloved, and Herald. They are free in their entirety at YadaYah.com.

As for the Quranic nincompoop, the third of four false messiahs (Jesus, bar Kokhba, the Islamic Iesa, and then Muhammad), there was no salat or zakat – and everyone with a functional brain knows it. Therefore, this lie was added to the fable to legitimize the liar foisting it.

Quran 019.031 And he made me blessed wherever I am and has enjoined me the salat | prostration prayer and the zakat | tax as long as I am alive. Quran 019.032 And dutiful to my mother and not he made me insolent unblessed. Quran 019.033 And peace on me day I was born and day will die and day I will be raised alive.

While the Quran celebrates crucifixion, and encourages Muslims to crucify the reconciled disbelieving infidels, 519according to Allah, the Islamic Iesa did not die this way as his death was faked according to the false god. And then, of course, while ripping off the notion of resurrection from the Christians, the first Christian wasn’t resurrected according to the Quran. Nevertheless, he “will die” and He “will be raised alive.” No double-speak here.

So, after all the long incredulous narrative, al-Lahu finally gets around to naming Maryam’s son. And his name was Isa, which is also scribed ‘Isa and Iesa in the Quran. Beyond the fact that the Messiah’s name is Dowd, and Dowd is not Isa, the closest Hebrew name to Isa / Iesa is Esau, Ya’aqob’s brother, whom Yahowah despised and banished.

The only other possibility is to assume that al-Lahu didn’t know that the Messiah was a Yahuwd. So, rather than transliterating his Hebrew name, he thought it might be fun to make him Greek, thereby errantly rendering Iesous, Iesoun, and Iesou as Isa. But shouldn’t someone pretending to be God know better?

Quran 019.034 That Isa, son Maryama, a statement truth that which about it they dispute.

While the Devil hasn’t bothered to mention that he was misappropriating the replacement Messiah, he does refer to him under a corruption of that title elsewhere. But what really sticks in Satan’s craw is the authentic article – Dowd – is the Son of God. And the realization that Father and Son would work together in fulfilling the Miqra’ey for the benefit of their Covenant Family was so counter to Halal’s persona that he had a conniption fit over it.

Quran 019.035 Not is for il-Lahi he should take from any son. Glory be to him. When he decrees a matter then only he says to it, Be, and it is. Quran 019.036 And lo, verily, al-Laha my lord and your lord so worship him. This a path straight.

Should you want to make Satan mad, just mention that Yahowah overtly states that Dowd was His son in 2 Samuel 7, Psalm 2, and Psalm 89. It is Allah’s kryptonite.

520Quran 019.037 But differed the sects from among them so woe to those who kafar from witnessing a great day. Quran 019.038 How they will hear and how see day they come to us but the oppressive lords today in error between (clear). Quran 019.039 Warn them day the regret when has been decided the matter and they in heedlessness, they not believe. Quran 019.040 Lo, we, ourselves will inherit the earth and whoever on it and to us they will be returned.

If the Snake had them, he’d be stamping his feet in the scorching sands while screaming through his fangs: “You just wait, I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog, too – I’ve decided on it because Oz is mine! You can’t have it.”

Temper tantrums seldom accomplish anything more than making the malcontent appear out of control and foolish. So after butchering the birth announcement of the mythical Isa by overhyping his fabled mother, Halah | Allah returns to more familiar turf and misappropriates a Talmud myth pertaining to ‘Abraham. Playing with other people’s religious scriptures to create his own has become Satan’s obsession.

But one must ask, who is al-Lahu/hi/ha addressing – a rasuli or is he jabbering to himself? And how does a sane narrator jump so abruptly from the 1^st century CE to the 20^th century BCE – from Christianity to Judaism? And why must the Devil insist that everyone had a book except him?

Quran 019.041 And mention in the written book Ib’rahima, lo, verily he was a man of truth, a prophet.

It’s true, Yahowah mentions in passing that ‘Abraham was a prophet. But do you know why, since nothing he said was prophetic, he wrote nothing down, and there was no book attributed to him? The answer is that it wasn’t what he said but, instead, what he did when he and Yitschaq went to Mowryah. They served as a harbinger of what the ultimate Father and Son would accomplish at this same place forty Yowbel / 2,000 years thereafter when fulfilling Pesach. And that is something Allah doesn’t want anyone to know.

521In the Towrah, there are no recorded conversations between Terach (who is misnamed in the Quran) and ‘Abram, as he was known at the time. It was only in the rubbish of rabbinic lore that the father of the Covenant is said to have had a beef with his pagan father over idols. Therefore, this is plagiarized…

Quran 019.042 When he said to his father, O my father, why you worship that which not hears and not sees and not benefits to you anything? Quran 019.043 O my father, lo, I verily, come to me of the knowledge what not came to you so follow me I will guide you the even path.

While the karuwb | spirit misquoting God in the Garden was Halal degraded to a netsach | serpent on his way to becoming ha Satan, the first mention of the Adversary’s title came much later in Numbers 22. Therefore, ‘Abram would have been unfamiliar with the concept…

Quran 019.044 O my father, not worship al-Shaytan. Lo, al-Shaytan is to al-Rahman disobedient. Quran 019.045 O my father, lo, I, myself fear that will touch you a punishment from al-Rahman so you would be to al-Shaitan a friend.

Apart from Muslims, no one overtly worships Satan. And even then, the Adversary has concealed his identity through the ruse of turning Halal into allah. And curiously in this regard, shaytan in Arabic conveys Allah’s intent with his Adversarial title – “to conceal it and distance oneself from it.”

The notion that Satan is disobedient to Rahman is inconsistent with the rest of the Quran, where Allah’s alter ego solicits and receives the un-god’s permission to mislead humankind as they work cooperatively in the Garden and thereafter. Also, since Yahowah does not punish, but instead, separates, and since ‘Abram and God never discussed anything punitive apart from the demolition of Sodom many years after Terach had passed away in Haran, there would have been no precedent for this narrative. Lastly, since ‘Abraham was called Yahowah’s friend, and since Allah has 522no friends, the unnamed Terach was to become Satan’s friend.

Quran 019.046 He said, Do you hate from my gods, O Ib’rahim? Surely if not you desist surely I will stone you so leave me a prolonged time.

At least that’s funny. A stone worshiper threatened to stone the patriarch of the most infamous and blackest of Stones. But alas, joke aside, ‘Abram was a dutiful son. He allowed his father to tag along on their journey out of Ur as far as Haran where Terach died of old age.

Quran 019.047 He said, Salamun | peace on you. I will astaghfiru | protect and cover (ask forgiveness) for you my rabbi, lo, he is to me hafiyyan | ever barefoot, solicitous and excessive (gracious).

Salamun is from the Hebrew, shalowm which has many meanings, including “reconciliation,” of which “peace” is a derivative. But as for astaghfiru | protecting and covering resulting in “forgiveness,” I’m stumped. The most often cited Hebrew word for issuing a pardon is salach, which bears no resemblance to it. Similarly, since the primary definition of hafiyyan is to be barefoot and solicitous, I’m in a quandary as to how that is gracious. It appears that Allah is choosing his terms at random before tossing his word salad.

Quran 019.048 And I will leave you and what you invoke beside al-Lahi and I will invoke my rabbi. May be that not I will be in invocation my rabbi unblessed.

‘Abram didn’t have an al-Lahi or a Rabbi, nor would anyone for a couple of thousand years. And he did not leave his father. Further, there was no one worshiping anyone, much less “from besides al-Lahi.” And as for bestowing Yitschaq, that was Yahowah’s miracle and plundering Him is highly discouraged and unacceptable.

Quran 019.049 So when he left them and what they worshipped from besides al-Lahi and we bestowed him Is’haqa and Ya’aquba 523and each we made a prophet. Quran 019.050 And we bestowed to them of our mercy and we made for them a truthful mention high.

Ya’aqob was Yitschaq’s son, not ‘Abraham’s, and he was conceived the old-fashioned way without demonic meddling. Neither were prophets. And while there is a “truthful mention” of them, even on “high,” everything we know about them was conveyed by Yahowah in His Towrah. So then after claiming credit for the work and words of another, which is the textbook definition of plagiarism, he fails to share anything that occurred during their lives. For Satan, just claiming them and taking them away from Yahowah in the eyes of Muslims, was sufficient. And in that duplicitous and disingenuous vein, the Quran jumps from 1918 BCE, and the birth of Ya’aqob to the wrong father, to usurping Yahowah’s conversation with Moseh in 1447 BCE. Satan omits the genesis of Yisra’el and the affirmation of the Covenant. Even the reason for God’s meeting with Moseh was ignored.

Quran 019.051 And mention in the written book Musa, lo, he was chose and was a messenger, a prophet. Quran 019.052 And we called him from side the mount the right and brought him near conversation. Quran 019.053 And we bestowed to him from our mercy his brother Haruna, a prophet.

Allah had nothing to do with Moseh, the Towrah, or any of the prophecies attributed to him. To claim otherwise is insulting and ignorant, irrational and inflammatory. The evidence for this is so prolific and inarguable that it is a miracle anyone believes the Quran. But, hey, Progressives and Muslims believe in Palestinians and Palestine, so why are we surprised?

The purpose of the actual conversation was to identify the mission and introduce God by name – neither of which occurs in the Quran for obvious reasons. And they met on Mount Choreb, which was less than one hundred miles south of what would become Petra and less than twice that distance from Mount Mowryah and the future Jerusalem.

524The reference to ‘Aharown being a prophet is omitted from the Dead Sea Scrolls. And in the Masoretic Text, he is not a prophet of Yahowah but, instead, someone speaking for Moseh.

Self-immolating in his blaze of infamy, Halal / Allah would have Muslims believe that there was a written book of Is’ma’ila, which we’ll assume was Yshma’‘el. So where is that book, and why would the boy who was expressly excommunicated from the Covenant have one? Would that be Allah’s book, and if so, where is it?

Quran 019.054 And mention in the writing book Is’ma’ila. Lo he was true promise and was a messenger a prophet. Quran 019.055 And he used enjoin his people the salat and zakat and was near his rabbi pleasing.

Desperate, pathetic, ignorant, and deceitful are the words that come to mind when reading this rubbish. No one in their right mind is going to believe that the Quraysh religious scheme in Petra promoting the salat and zakat that Muhammad incorporated into Islam existed prior to the 5^th century CE, with the first notice appearing at the conclusion of the 7^th century CE. And other than claiming the disenfranchised boy as Islam’s patriarch twenty-six centuries after the fact, there is no correlation between Ishmael and Islam – well, other than both are estranged from God.

Quran 019.056 And mention in the writing book Idris, Lo he was truthful prophet. Quran 019.057 And we raised him a position high.

No. There was no truthful person or prophet associated with Allah or Islam. And there was no ancient personage named Idris. According to the Sunnah, he lived between Adam and Nuh, which would have placed him among the cruel, militant, and religious Naphylym who were eliminated during the flood. And since that’s not good, a revision of the revision has him associated with Enoch, who was also a false prophet. But once again, if he held such esteem with al-Lahu, where is his book and what did it say? Or is the Devil just 525flapping his lips, tossing $#!+ into the wind, and hoping something sticks?

Quran 019.058 Those the ones whom al-Lahu bestowed favor upon them from the prophets of offspring Adama and of those we carried with Nuh and of offspring Ib’rahim and Is’raila and of whom we guided and we chose. When were recited to them signs (verses) the Rahman they fell prostrating and weeping.

Funny thing, that Son of God fellow, Dowd, he was omitted from the list. So were Yahowsha’, Gidi’own, Shamuw’el, Nathan, Shalomoh, ‘ElYah, Yasha’yah, Yirma’yah, and Zakaryah, to name a few more. I don’t know if a snake has a tuchis, but if so, this one was talking out of his gluteus maximus.

Quran 019.059 They succeeded after them successors who neglected al-salat and followed the lust so soon they will meet evil.

They did not succeed one another, and even if they had, Allah could not have kept track. He can’t even remember what he said from one Suratun to the next. Although it is true, they neglected to mention the Salat. However, it was Muhammad who couldn’t control his lusts, not those other guys. And while they would have had to wait twenty-five centuries to meet the reprehensible rasuli and the lord of lust, we are fully acquainted.

Quran 019.068 So by your lord, verily we will gather them and al-Shayatin then surely we will bring them around hell bent knees. Quran 019.069 Then, lo, we will drag out from every sect those of them worst against al-Rahman rebellion. Quran 019.070 Then verily, we know best those who they most worthy therein being burnt.

If the Painful Punisher had his way, mankind would be toast. However, in reality, Satan is the Lord, he cannot gather himself, he does not have knees, and no one is going to be burnt.

Quran 019.083 Do not you see that we, ourselves, have sent the devils upon the kafir | reconciled inciting them incitement? Quran 019.084 So not make haste against them only we count for them a number. Quran 019.086 We will drive the criminals to hell thirsty.

526It may well be true that Satan, in command of demons, could potentially have sent devils against the kafar | reconciled. But even so, it would be as effective as spitting at God, since His Family is protected.

The reason Halal / Allah wants his victims thirsty is that he wants to pour boiling water down their throats. It is so merciful and loving of him.

Still struggling with his identity and chafing at the thought of having a son with whom to share the universe, Rahman complains…

Quran 019.088 And they say Has taken the Rahman a son. Quran 019.089 Verily, you put forth an atrocious thing.

The highlight of Yahowah’s existence is an atrocity for His rival. So how is it then that they can be the same as the Adversary protests? At the thought of having a loving relationship and a beloved heir, Rahman goes postal…

Quran 019.090 Almost the sky gets torn therefrom and splits open the earth and collapse the mountain devastation Quran 019.091 that they invoke to the Rahman a son. Quran 019.092 And not is appropriate for the Rahman that he should take a son. Quran 019.093 Not all who in the heavens and the earth but come Rahman a slave. Quran 019.094 Verily, he has counted them and recounted them a counting, Quran 019.095 and all of them come him day the resurrection alone.

Fine with me. Satan can remain a recluse for all anyone should care, but don’t denounce Yahowah’s great love while at the same time claiming to be Him. It is embarrassing, really.

Perhaps we took hell’s road when there was a shortcut through the Quran…

Quran 019.097 So only we made it easy in your tongue that you may give glad tidings with I the standing firm and warn with it a people hostile.

527If this is easy on the tongue, eyes, or mind, I’ll eat the Quran. But it looks like I’ll have to hurry before Allah destroys another generation…

Quran 019.098 How many we destroyed before them of a generation? Can you perceive of them any one or hear from them a sound?

Ever wonder why there is no evidence for anything Halal / Allah has claimed? Perhaps it’s why this was asked in the form of a question.

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After this nauseating tour down the serpentine Revisionist Lane, we are asked to endure Al-Muminoon | The Believers. And while we have been afforded every reason to suspect that the collective IQ of those lapping up the Lord of Delusion’s venom was sub-70, inclusive of the dispenser, for those who are closer to normal, what follows is a window into Satan’s soul. The 23^rd Suratun is Halal’s life story, replete with his agonizing relationship with mankind as he tries and fails to impress upon humanity that, rather than the Adversary, he’s a god.

It is a woeful tale, poorly written as usual, and filled with all manner of revisionist tripe. It regales a regurgitated history of the Rasuli’s failures projected back in time upon the men, places, and times of the Towrah in staccato fashion. All the while, in spite of Satan’s horrendous retorts to man’s rejections, the Adversary is thwarted at every turn. If it were not for the fact that Satan covets the extermination of Yahuwdym and the capitulation or annihilation of humankind, we might grow to pity him.

Quran 023.001 Lo, verily, successful the believers. Quran 023.002 Those who they during their salat humble and submissive. Quran 023.003 Those who they from the vain talk turn away. Quran 023.004 Those who they of the cleaning works, doers. Quran 023.005 And 528those who they of their modesty guards. Quran 023.006 Except from their spouses or slaves they rightfully possess from the spoils, then lo, not blameworthy. Quran 023.007 Then whoever seeks beyond that then those, they the transgressors. Quran 023.008 And those who they of their trusts and their promise observers. Quran 023.009 And those who they over their prostration prayers, they guard. Quran 023.010 Those, they the inheritors.

I suppose it is still rape when Allah’s slaves use their slaves for sex since a slave cannot refuse their owner. But why offer the pretense of modesty under such conditions?

Quran 023.011 And lo, we measured the humankind from an essence of clay. Quran 023.012 Then we place him a nutfah | mixture of male and female sexual discharge in a resting place firm. Quran 023.013 Then we proportioned the nutfah a clinging substance. Then we measured the clinging substance a lump. Then we proportioned the lump bones. Then we clothed the bones flesh. Then we produce it a creation another. So blessed is al-Lahu, best the creators. Quran 023.015 Then, lo, you after that verily die. Quran 023.016 Then, verily, you Day the Resurrection will be resurrected.

Sounds like such a lovely journey – from dirt to nutfah, only to have the sexual discharge shelved for a while, after which time it becomes clingy. So it’s all lumped together as bones emerge, which are naturally clothed for modesty. Then without a word or a soul, it is off to the next dirtball, only to have all of the nutfahs die. And that’s where the bones come in handy as they are resurrected to be tortured because who doesn’t love a happy ending? Clearly, Satan has a warm spot in his fangs for mankind.

Quran 023.017 And indeed, we created above you seven paths and not we are of the creation unaware. Quran 023.018 And we send down from the sky water in measure then we cause it to settle in the earth. And indeed, we on taking it away surely able.

So how would the misbehaved spirit who misappropriated God’s instructions and, as a result, was diminished to a lowly snake groveling in the dirt, take the earth away? Wouldn’t he then be deprived of a place to 529slither and an audience to seduce? And if the Earth went away, where would he go other than to She’owl?

Somebody may have spent too much time in the desert…

Quran 023.019 Then we produced for you by it gardens from date palms and grapevines for you in it fruits abundant and from them you eat. Quran 023.020 And a tree springs forth from Mount Saynaa produces oil and a relish for those who eat. Quran 023.021 And lo, for you in the cattle surely a lesson. We give you drink from what in their bellies and for you in them many benefits and of them you eat. Quran 023.022 And on them and on ships you are carried.

Up to this point, we knew Allah had a thing for cows, but we didn’t know that he milked them. Nonetheless, someone may want to inform the celestial cowboy and dairy farmer that milk does not come from a cow’s belly. And what is the correlation between eating cows and being carried on them and on ships?

So from nutfahs to cows, and from cows to Nuh – I wonder if the ships served to connect them? Sorry, no, the connection was Muhammad…

Quran 023.023 And verily, we sent Nuh to his people and he said, O my people worship al-Laha not for you any god other than him. Then will not you fear? Quran 023.024 But said the chiefs, those who kafar among his people, This is not but a man like you. He wants to assert superiority over you. And if al-Lahu had wanted, surely he would have sent down angels. Not we heard of this from our forefathers. Quran 023.025 Not he but a man. In him are jinn | demons. So wait concerning him until a time.’

Why is it not surprising that the Islamic Nuh and al-Lahi’s Rasuli had the same speechwriter? Even more revealing, they receive the same audience reaction. And not that it is my concern, there are way too many Jinn | Demons in Allah’s company.

Quran 023.026 He said, My rabbi | lord, help me because they deny me. Quran 023.027 So we inspired to him that construct the ship under our eyes and our inspiration then when comes our command 530and gushes forth the oven, then put into it of every mates two and your family except those preceded against whom the word thereof. And not address me concerning those who were cruel lords, indeed, they the ones to be drowned.

Why do you suppose Yahowah, contemporaneous with the event, and within a logical chronology, while describing the location and people, provides Noach with the reason for the flood and the dimensions of the Ark and Allah doesn’t convey any of this? Does he not know it, can he not read it, or are the things that make the flood and ark pertinent irrelevant to Allah? Especially since all Halal seems to care about is creating a Muhammad-like revision of every character in the Towrah.

Allah doesn’t even know who built and boarded the Ark along with Noach or why they mattered.

Quran 023.028 When you boarded you and whoever with you on the ship then say, Praise to Il-Lahi who saved us from the people the zalim. Quran 023.029 And say, ‘My rabbi | lord, cause me to land a landing place blessed and you the best those who cause to land. Quran 023.030 Lo, in that surely signs. And lo, we are surely testing.

Yahowah didn’t save Noach and his family from the people surrounding them; He spared them from the flood which was designed to eliminate them. And the last thing on anyone’s mind at the moment of departure was a happy landing, even if performed by the Best of Landers. And lest we forget, what was being tested other than Allah’s credulity?

While there would have been a number of people living within the region being flooded, the idea was for the eight uncorrupted souls aboard the Ark to repopulate the area – no god, rasuli, worship, or fear required…

Quran 023.031 Then we produced after them another generation. Quran 023.032 And we sent among them a rasulan from themselves that worship al-Laha not for you any ilahin | god other than him. Then will not you fear?

531Halal doesn’t seem to have gotten anything right. From his perspective, the entire Earth was populated by the Quraysh and it was one annoyance after another for his rasuli…

Quran 023.033 And said the chiefs of his people who kafar | were reconciled (disbelieved) and denied meeting the hereafter while we had given them luxury in the life the lowly (world). Not this but a man like you. He eats of what you eat from it and he drinks of what you drink. Quran 023.034 And, lo, you obey a man like you. Indeed, you then surely losers. Quran 023.035 Does he promise you that you when you are dead and you become dust and bones that you brought forth? Quran 023.036 Far, far, is what you are promised. Quran 023.037 Not it but our life the lowly (world). We die and we live and not we resurrected. Quran 023.038 Not he but a man who fabricated this about al-Lahi a lie and not we him believers.

According to al-Lahi the whole world revolved around the trials and tribulations of what occurred in 7^th-century Arabia. It is like nothing else mattered. And it is always the same unhappy ending as if the sands of time scratched Allah’s record, causing it to repeat the same thing over and over again.

Quran 023.039 He said, My rabbi, help me because they deny me. Quran 023.040 He said, After a little while surely they will become regretful. Quran 023.041 So seized them the awful cry in truth and we made them rubbish of dead leaves. So away with the people, the zalim. Quran 023.042 Then we produced after them a generation another. Quran 023.043 Not can precede any nation its term and not they delay. Quran 023.044 Then we sent our rusulana succession. Every time came a nation or community a rasulu they denied him. So, we made follow some of them others and we made them narrations. So away with people not they believe.

This is all so hopelessly dimwitted and demonic.

Quran 023.045 Then we sent Musa and his brother Haruna with our signs and a between (clear) authority Quran 023.046 to Firaun and his chiefs but they behaved arrogantly and they were a haughty people. Quran 023.047 Then they said, Shall we believe two men like ourselves while their people for us slaves? Quran 023.048 So they 532denied them and they became of those who were destroyed. Quran 023.049 And lo, verily, we gave Musa the written book so that they may be directed.

So rather than going back to Mitsraym to free his people, the Islamic Musa wants to play Muhammad in KabaVille – well, at least up to the point of having a book. Then without citing anything from that book, since Halal has no idea what’s in the Towrah, Satan leaps from revisionist Musa to his variation of Maryam’s boy faster than Paul dismissed the Torah en route to deify Iesoun Christon.

Quran 023.050 And we made son Maryama and his mother a sign. And we sheltered them to a high ground of tranquility and water springs. Quran 023.051 O rasulu, eat of the good things and do right. Lo, I am of what you do all-knower. Quran 023.052 And lo, verily, this your religion one and I am your lord so fear me.

So, should someone be looking for the sign of Maryama, it is sheltered on high ground, sitting tranquilly next to a spring of water. And thereupon are rasulu’s gorging, or so says the all-knower. And so welcome to the religion of fear. I am your Lord. Now go away.

Quran 023.053 But they cut off their affair between them sects each faction in what they have rejoicing. Quran 023.054 So leave them in their confusion until a time. Quran 023.055 Do they think that what we extended to them with it of wealth and children. Quran 023.056 We hasten to them in the good. Nay not they perceive. Quran 023.057 Lo, those who they from fear their rabbi | lord cautious. Quran 023.058 And those they in signs their rabbi believe. Quran 023.059 Those they with their lord not associate partners, friends to share, or coworkers. Quran 023.060 And those who give what they give while their hearts fearful because they to their lord return. Quran 023.061 Those who hasten in the good and they in them foremost.

According to al-Laha, there was only one religion in the world when Maryam’s son was around and the messengers were feasting, but then it all came unglued like hell in a handbasket. Lo, there were factions rejoicing everywhere. So, thank illah that he sequestered man’s happiness, after confusing humans, of course, then enriched men, while 533hastening the good, which was an extra dose of fear. This led to more signs but fewer associations, and of course to no friends. With a third injection of fear, they were dreading their Lord’s return, as hastening became foremost. If you are following along, that brings us to burdening souls to their maximum capacity, and apparently with confusion, so that the rich can forfeit their wealth on the way to hell.

Quran 023.062 And not we burdened any soul except its capacity and with us a record speaks with the truth and they not be wronged. Quran 023.063 Nay, their hearts in confusion over this and for them deeds from besides that they for it doers. Quran 023.064 Until when we seize their affluent ones with the punishment. Behold, they cry for help.

Allah does not love the crybabies, so those being robbed, raped, and tortured need to get with the program, relax and enjoy the abuse…

Quran 023.065 Not cry for help today. Lo, you from us not will be helped. Quran 023.066 Verily, were my signs (verses) recited to you but you used on your heels turn back. Quran 023.067 Arrogant about it conversing by night speaking evil. Quran 023.068 Then do not they ponder the lowly (world) or has come to them what not come their forefathers? Quran 023.069 Or not they recognize their rasula so they rejecting him? Quran 023.070 Or they say In him jinn | demons and insane madness? Nay, he brought them the truth but most of them to the truth averse.

Not very convincing dialog, but why change now? The Quran is almost over. Too bad Islam isn’t. And one would have thought that with incomprehensible statements like these, it would have been hard to believe.

Quran 023.071 But if followed the truth their desires, lo, surely have been corrupted the lofty (heavens) and the lowly (earth), and whoever therein. Nay, we have brought them their reminder but they from their reminder turning away.

Now replicating the Never-Ending Argument and Muhammad’s miserable life, we find Allah being abusive because it is more effective than being nice. So, apparently 534Halal is literate because he seems to have read an early edition of Machiavelli’s The Prince.

Quran 023.072 Or you ask them an eviction (payment). But the eviction (payment) your lord best. And he the best of the suppliers. Quran 023.073 And, indeed, you certainly call them to straight path. Quran 023.074 And indeed, those who not believe in the after from the path indeed deviating. Quran 023.075 And if we had mercy on them, benefited or pitied them, and if we removed what on them of harm, injury, evil, or adversity, indeed they would persist continuously in their rebellion, confounded and confused.

So torture was merciful – just what the people needed.

Quran 023.076 So verily, we seized them with the tortuous punishment but not they gave up, resigned to their fate, or submitted to their rabbi | lord and not they show that they were humiliated and abased, bitterly submissive, Quran 023.077 until when we opened and explained for them a gate for the severest and most miserable and severe tormenting punishment. Behold, they in it, despair, confounded and perplexed, grieving.

Is the problem that Muslims have never read the Quran? Surely, no one could endure any of this and believe even for a nanosecond that this beast is God. Sadistic psychopaths with a penchant for ghoulish tortures do not make good deities. And this one is a genuine monster.

It is little wonder that the Muslims who are familiar with Allah are such horrible people, malicious, spiteful, and deadly. They are the spitting image of their god. And they are egotistical, too.

Quran 023.078 And he the one who nasha | deceitfully arose (produced) for you the hearing and the sight and the al-afidata | the sickness in the heart (feeling) – little what you give thanks. Quran 023.079 And he the one who multiplied you in the earth and to him you will be gathered. Quran 023.080 And he the one who gives live and causes death and for him following the night and the day. Then will not you reason?

The Snake who has done nothing for anyone, including Muslims, didn’t engineer eyes or ears, but as a sadist, he has 535a lot of nerve to pretend that he produced the capacity for empathy. He couldn’t spell it if you spotted him the first seven letters. But perhaps that’s why nasha, the word commonly rendered as “produced” in this verse, has a much darker connotation. While nasha is defined in Arabic as “to lift up or raise” as if it were the Hebrew nasa’, but with the Shin, nasha’ means “to beguile and deceive.”

Quran 023.081 Nay, they say like what said the former. Quran 023.082 They said, What, when we are dead and become dust and bones would we be resurrected? Quran 023.083 Lo, we have been promised and our forefathers this before. Not this but tales the former.

Back to the Never-Ending Argument and a world filled with Quraysh-rebuking Muhammad. And all the while, the same false god who postured the Valley of the Dry Bones coming back to life wants Muslims to believe in religious resurrection and, with it, painful punishments and decadent temptations.

Quran 023.084 Say, To whom the earth and whoever in it if you know? Quran 023.085 They will say, To il-Lahi. Say then will not you remember? Quran 023.086 Say, Who rabbu the seven heavens and the rabbu the Great Throne? Quran 023.087 They will say, Il-Lahi. Say, Then will not you fear?

No. That isn’t the right answer and it is not what people will say. Clearly, based on the insanity of this pretense of dialog, il-Lahi has had a stroke. And that’s bad considering the quality of healthcare in the Islamic world.

Quran 023.088 Say, Who is in whose hand dominion all things? And he protects and no be protected against if you know. Quran 023.089 They will say, Il-Lahi. Then how are you deluded? Quran 023.090 Nay, we brought them the truth but, lo, they surely liars.

Just more of the same egomaniacal and delusional diatribes. Il-Lahi is no more God than an amoeba – although a lonely and inarticulate one…

Quran 023.091 Not al-Lahu has taken any son and not is with him any god. Then, verily, taken away each god what he created and 536surely would have overpowered some of them on others. Glory be al-Lahi above what they attribute. Quran 023.092 Knower the unseen and the seen, exalted is he above what they associate.

I’ll bring you the next twenty-six verses of this Suratun to you without commentary or interruption. They speak for themselves…

Quran 023.093 Say my rabbi, if you show me what they are promised Quran 023.094 my rabbi, then not place me among the people al-zalim | subjugating lords (wrongdoers). Quran 023.095 And verily we on that we show you what we have promised them surely able. Quran 023.096 Repel by that which best the evil we know best of what the attribute. Quran 023.097 And say my rabbi I seek refuge in you from suggestions the evil ones. Quran 023.098 And I seek refuge in you my rabbi lest they be present with me Quran 023.099 until when comes one of them the death he says my rabbi send me back Quran 023.100 that I may do right in what I left behind. No lo it a word he speaks it and from before them a barrier till day they are resurrected. Quran 023.101 So when is blown in the trumpet then not will be relationship among them that day and not will they ask each other Quran 023.102 the whose heavy his scales then those they the successful. Quran 023.103 But whose light his scales then those they have lost their souls in hell they abide forever. Quran 023.104 Will burn, striking and scorching their faces the fire and they in it kalihuna | grin with displaced lips, putting on a foolish and forbidding sour and sullen frown tinged with anguish and pain.

Quran 023.105 Were not my signs recited to you and you used deny them? Quran 023.106 They say our lord overcame us our wretchedness and we were a people astray. Quran 023.107 Our lord bring us out from it then if we return then lo verily we cruel lords. Quran 023.108 He says remain despised in it and not speak to me.

Quran 023.109 Verily was a party of my slaves said, Our lord we believe so forgive us and have mercy on us and you best those who show al-Rahim. Quran 023.110 But you took them mockery until they made you forget my remembering and you used at them laugh.

Quran 023.111 Verily have rewarded them this day because they were patient. Lo they the successful. Quran 023.112 He will say how long did your remain in the earth number years? Quran 023.113 They will say we remained a day or a part a day but ask those who keep 537count. Quran 023.114 He will say not you stayed by a little if you only you knew. Quran 023.115 Then did you think that We created you uselessly and that you to us not be returned?

Quran 023.116 So exalted is al-Lahu, the king, the truth ilaha illa huwa | no god but him lord the honorable throne. Quran 023.117 Whoever invokes with al-Lahi god other no proof lahu | for him in it. Then only his account with his rabbi. Lo, he not will succeed al-kafir | the reconciled. Quran 023.118 And say my rabbi forgive and have mercy and you best those who show al-Rahim.

Something tells me that the author of these words might not be the one who conceived DNA.

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While my intent was to let Halal / Allah fully embarrass himself by providing a similar analysis and presentation of Suratuns 26, 28, 29, 30, 32, 34, 35, 43, and 44, I’m disgusted and want to return to something mentally nourishing and enlightening, uplifting and moral – and thus return to the Towrah, Naby’, wa Mizmowr | Teaching, Prophecy, and Lyrics of Yahowah. There is only so much of this one can take and we have exceeded those limits.

Therefore, to honor my original pledge, I’ll cite something from each and we’ll move on to the Quran’s final surah in the next chapter. But fair warning, that’s easier said than done because the Quran is so self-destructive, it’s hard to walk away from this pileup of hamstrung camels.

Warning aside, please, hold your nose if you must because we are about to enter the gates of the Suratun of Death, although it is called Ash-Shu’araa | The Poets. It is the concentration camp of Quranic recitals as it amalgamates and enumerates the litany of carnage the Lord of Human Demise attributes to himself. And it begins with a bang – a shot that should have been heard around the world.

538Quran 026.001 Ta Seem Meem Quran 026.002 These signs (verses) the writing (book) al-mubini | distinct, separating and severing, dividing and cutting off (made clear and proven). Quran 026.003 So perhaps you kill yourself that not they become believers.

“Perhaps you” was rendered from la’allaka, which reveals that “it is hoped and expected that, out of fear, you’d be happy.” What the listener was expected to do was defined by baklhi’un, which says “to kill to the greatest extent possible, egregiously and effectively, obediently and torturously while enraged.”

The audience is not identified, so we must assume that “nafsaka – yourself” applies to anyone listening to, or now reading the Quran. In such a poorly written and non-contextual sentence, we are left to wonder whether the un-god wants you, the listener, to kill everyone else or if he wants everyone to kill themselves. I’m not sure the distinction matters because they deliver the same horrendous result.

The motivation for this extinction event is “alla – except, but, unless, or that not” “yakunu – they become and exist as” “mu’minina – believers.” And while the extinction of the human race through mass suicide or mass murder would certify this result, it’s extreme and thus the final solution for Satan.

This is so diabolical, it is worth another look: Quran 026.002 These signs written (in) the book (are) distinct, separating and severing, dividing and cutting off. Quran 026.003 So, it is hoped and expected that, out of fear, you’d be happy to kill to the greatest extent possible, egregiously and effectively, obediently and torturously while enraged yourself that they (do) not become believers.

In a morass of demonic sadism and deadly and destructive rants, this is among the worst yet. And it is left without elucidation. The statement which defines Islam and the Quran stands on its own.

539Therefore, Quran 026.002-003 affirms that Islam is a death cult. Satan, in the guise of Allah, is aiding and abetting the annihilation of humankind. Submission is his means to this end. The religion is a virus designed to recklessly devour its final host.

So, please, join me in morally, rationally, and compassionately quarantining Islam, isolating this plague, while allowing it to self-destruct. Perhaps we might post Quran 026.002-003 on the gates of Islamic hell to encourage that result.

The first time we encountered one of the Quran’s many commands to slaughter all non-Muslims, I correctly disclosed that, provided the opportunity, once the last disbeliever was dead, Muslims would turn on themselves. And now you know it’s true, and by the design of the spirit who conceived the religion. Simply stated, Halal / Allah does not give a crap about believers, Islam, or Muslims. He has used the religion he sponsored to destroy the people he blames for his debilitated condition. And he believes that, if he can exterminate humanity, there would be no reason for Yahowah to return, precluding his migration from Earth to She’owl | Hell. This is the very core, the raison d'être, of Islam | Submission.

For the Muslim apologists who would scream otherwise, saying that there are hundreds of verses where Allah is encouraging and supporting Muslims, I’d say, “Yes, he’s encouraging and supporting mass murder, the annihilation of humankind.” Killing is Islam’s best deed.

It is, indeed, telling that Halal / Allah agrees with my analysis and conclusions – and has now admitted as much.

But just because he wants every human dead, does not make Allah a formidable foe – at least apart from his plague. Therefore, he must continue to support and encourage Islam | Submission until the bitter end. So he protests…

540Quran 026.004 If we wanted we could send down to them from the sky a sign so would bend their necks to it humility [sic].

The un-god who hasn’t provided a book, a prophecy, any proof of his existence, or the validity of his claims and promises, wants the army of his zombie apocalypse to believe that he could do so if he wanted to. So that begs the question – why doesn’t he? I know, and so should you.

And because he hasn’t demonstrated his authority or authenticity, he knows that the response to his rants is a foregone conclusion…

Quran 026.005 And not come to them any reminder from al-Rahman new but they from it turn away. Quran 026.006 So verily they have denied then will come to them the news what they used at it mock. Quran 026.007 Do not they see at the earth how many we produced in it of every kind noble? Quran 026.008 Verily in that surely a sign but are most of them not believers. Quran 026.009 And lo, your lord surely he the all-powerful al-Rahim.

Sure, it’s pathetic, but nonetheless, Muslims believe him. And no amount of evidence or reason will ever convince a true believer otherwise. And that is why religion in general, and Islam in particular, is incurable. Humankind will either quarantine it, eradicate it, or succumb to it. So at the very least, God Damn Religion exists to warn people to stay clear of it.

Unable to say or do anything to enhance his credibility on his own initiative, Halal / Allah reverts, yet again, to plagiarizing and bastardizing the Towrah…

Quran 026.010 And when your lord called Musa that go the people al-zalim | cruel lords and subjugators Quran 026.011 people Firaun, will not they fear? Quran 026.012 He said, rabbi | my lord and master, Lo, I, myself, fear that they will deny and reject me.

Lying through his forked tongue, Halal / Allah knows that Yahowah introduced Himself to Moseh and asked him to go with Him to liberate the Children of Yisra’el from slavery in Mitsraym. But he is also aware, having heard their 541recitals, that the rabbis had done Yahuwdym and Yahowah a great disservice by having written Yahowah’s name out of His testimony and replacing God’s one and only, essential name with “the Lord.” Had they not done so, Satan would have failed in his attempt to play God. Islam would not exist.

So, while pretending that he was the one who met with Moseh was premeditated, deliberate, and fraudulent crime, it would not have been possible if Jewish rabbis had been ethical and honest. One lie begat another and Jews were annihilated. And that is why the rewrite of Prophet of Doom is entitled God Damn Religion.

I’m going to jump ahead to the 27^th verse because, if I share what Allah claims, my conscience would necessitate refuting it by providing the original account from the Towrah. And while I’ve translated and analyzed it, and indeed, love it, the comparison between the enlightened and Godly presentation and this dimwitted and demonic drivel, would comprise an entire chapter. And if I went there and did that at this point, I might never come back here. And I owe it to Yisra’el to finish God Damn Religion.

As everyone should know, Yahowah did not deploy a Rasula. No one questioned Moseh’s sanity. But since this is what occurred in the flea-bitten Arabian one-camel town that gave rise to Islam, Moseh and the Egyptians were warped into the Quraysh vs. a mini-Muhammad.

Quran 026.027 He said, Lo, verily, your rasula who has been sent to you surely insane, demonic, and mad. Quran 026.028 He said, rabbu the east and the west and whatever between them if you were reason. Quran 026.029 He said, If you take a god other than me I will surely make you among those imprisoned.

There were no such threats or claims made before Pharaoh Thutmose, but since telling the truth was never the object of the Quran, the Never-Ending Argument was projected back in time to make Muhammad’s ordeal appear Godly. And as we move forward, we find Halal / Allah 542confused once again. The sign of the leprous hand occurred at Choreb and it was for Moseh to know that Yahowah would heal any injury Pharaoh tried to impose on him. It was immediately resolved and never shown again.

Quran 026.030 He said, Even if I bring you something distinct. Quran 026.031 He said, Then bring it if you are of the truthful. Quran 026.0232 So he threw his staff and lo and behold, it a separating and distinct serpent. Quran 026.033 And he drew out his hand and lo and behold it white for the observers.

Thutmose didn’t call Moseh a magician or a sorcerer, but the Quraysh claimed it of Muhammad. And while Moseh had been educated in Pharaoh’s household in Egypt, no one would ever call Muhammad “learned.”

Quran 026.034 He said to the chiefs around him, Lo, this a learned magician and sorcerer. Quran 026.035 He wants to drive you out from your land by his sorcery and magic. So what you advise?

It is astonishing that Muslims have not been sufficiently observant to recognize that their god was playing them for fools. Moseh and ‘Aharown were eighty years old, unarmed, and alone. They weren’t going to drive anyone out of Egypt. They were only there to free the Yisra’elites. However, since Muhammad believed that he was exiled from KabaVille, and since he exiled the Jews from Yathrib, we have the Exodus in reverse. It’s the Egyptians who fear that they must go.

In Halal’s / al-Laha’s reconstituted and revisionist accounts, the victim submits to Allah and proclaims that they are now believers. We saw make-believe pharaoh do so in the previous Suratun. Now it is the vying magicians – I suppose one occultist to another.

But when disbelievers come to believe, it’s never good enough, so they must be punished. This time, Satan is so excited, champing at the bit to torment some Egyptians, he not only reaffirms he’s a sadistic mutilating psychopath, but also an idiot. Moseh went to Pharaoh Thutmose the Great to liberate the Children of Yisra’el in 1447 BCE. He not only 543didn’t threaten to cut off hands and feet, which is Allah’s solution to those who reject him, but crucifixion hadn’t yet been invented. It was the Roman method of capital punishment and neither it nor Rome would exist for another millennium. Oops. Satan would have done better if he stuck to the original script.

Quran 026.049 He said, You believed lahu | in him before I gave permission to you. Lo, he surely your chief who has taught you the magic so surely soon you will know I will surely cut off your hands and your feet of opposite sides and I will certainly crucify you all.

Sure, in an ocean of blood, crucifixion is but a drop, but it’s a killer when it comes to invalidating false gods and their un-books. And then speaking of getting his facts wrong, Moseh was never asked to strike anything with his staff. In fact, when he improvised on Yahowah’s instructions upon his return to Choreb with the Children of Yisra’el in tow, and struck the rock that brought forth a stream of water, he was retired. And when approaching the sea, Yahowah asked Moseh to stop trying to reassure his belligerent and bellyaching people and lift his staff over the sea to part the waters. But, with Halal / al-Laha, there’s always room for another lie and another beating…

Quran 026.063 Then we inspired to Musa that strike with your staff the sea. So it parted and became each part like the mountain the great.

Unable to get out of his own shadow and unable to help anyone, the un-god projects himself into situations like these where he does not belong and then demands credit for what Yahowah has actually done.

Quran 026.065 And we saved Musa and who with him all. Quran 026.066 Then we drowned the others. Quran 026.067 Lo, verily, in that surely a sign but not are most of them believers. Quran 026.068 And verily, your lord, surely he the all-mighty, al-Rahim.

I introduced the Poetic Suratun suggesting that it served as the Auschwitz of the Quran because of its concentration of deadly and terrorizing vignettes. So now moving back in 544time, as is the custom of the chronologically challenged one, Halal wants Muslims to believe that just as he promised to dispatch the Quraysh to the hellfires for their idolatry, so goeth the people of Ib’raham…

Quran 026.069 And recite to them news Ib’rahama, Quran 026.070 When he said to his father and his people, What you worship? Quran 026.071 They said, We worship idols so we will remain to them devoted. Quran 026.072 He said, Do they hear you when you call? Quran 026.073 Or they benefit you or they harm? Quran 026.074 They said, Nay, but we found our forefathers like that doing. Quran 026.075 He said, Do you see what you have been worshipping? Quran 026.076 You and your forefathers?

We have been through this before because this is the umpteenth time Halal / Allah has regurgitated the mythical foibles between imaginary Ibrahim and his faux father. But in reality, ‘Abraham left the people of Ur behind, and he never discussed idols with them or with Terach. The basis of this story was lifted directly out of rabbinical folklore. And that is why it would have been better had the rabbis never created their pretense of a Torah nor sold recitals of it to Islam’s non-prophet.

Beyond this, Ur of Sumer was out of Allah’s league. It was, by a wide margin, the most sophisticated civilization on the planet at the time – way better educated, more developed, civil, and enlightened in the 21^st century BCE than Muhammad and his goons were 2,800 years later in 7^th-century CE Arabia. Therefore, it was way too big a sandbox for pretend Abe to play the enlightened inhabitants of Ur for fools. And since they were the first literate civilization in human history and left a written legacy of their religion and gods, we have corroboration beyond the Towrah that the Quran is unequivocally wrong.

The gods and goddesses of Sumer were not crude rock idols as was the case with Allah and the Ka’aba. They served as manifestations of the sky, water, and earth. Nammu, the goddess of primeval waters was said to have given birth to 545Ki, representing the earth, and An, the sky. They bore a son named Enlil, who, as the god of wind and storm, claimed the earth as his own. Like Allah, he was opposed to sharing. And like Allah, he claimed to have conceived humans.

In their religion, heaven was only for gods – which may be why there is an Islamic Garden apart from heaven. The mortal souls of humans, good or bad, were sent to Kur, which was a cold, dark, dry, and foodless cavern buried in the earth where the dearly departed were fed dust. Moving down their pantheon, Enki controlled culture, Ninhursag fertility, Utu was the deity of the sun and justice, and Nanna was the moon god. There wasn’t an al-Lahu/ha among them. Further, Sumerian temples put the Devil’s hut to shame as they were tall and stately ziggurats – pyramidal monuments with sanctuaries at their summits.

The most famous religious adventure emerging from ancient Sumer was the Epic of Gilgamesh. It was written in cuneiform and has been preserved on clay tablets. There is also a collection of religious poems and songs preserved by these impressions memorialized 28 centuries before the first written copy of the Quran. In them, we learn that they ennobled priests and deified kings. There were no Rasulis and no Prophets. They were the first to promote the notion of an afterlife, coining the “hereafter” nomenclature used throughout the Quran. They also believed that the gardens on the earth floated on subterranean seas, similar to the Quranic “Gardens underneath which the rivers flow.” And as is the case with the Quran, Hell had gates and a gatekeeper. Their demons were called Galla, and they, like Allah’s angels, were tasked with dragging deceased souls to Hell.

It was about this time, circa 2000 BCE, when ‘Abram left Ur, that the Sumerians conquered the Akkadians, causing the vanquished to syncretize their gods with the victors, essentially unifying Mesopotamia religiously. And it was at this time that the gods and goddesses of Sumer 546became anthropomorphic and thus were projected as interacting with and talking to the priests and kings. Beyond all of this, the people had no say in their religion or gods, rendering Quranic Ibrahim’s narrative foolish in the extreme. Nonetheless, Allah didn’t know when to quit.

Quran 026.077 Lo, verily, they enemies to me except Lord the Worlds, Quran 026.078 the one who created me and he guides me. Quran 026.079 And the one who he gives me food and gives me drink. Quran 026.080 And when I am ill then he cures me. Quran 026.081 The one who will cause me to die then he will give me life. Quran 026.082 And the one who I hope that he will forgive for me my faults the Judgment Day.

Who knew that Islamic Ibraham had a tour guide, butler, chef, sommelier, and healthcare provider? It’s no wonder why he wanted to linger in undisclosed Ur. But isn’t it curious that the supposed founder of Islam, its pretend patriarch, the fellow that passed the ten tests, including butt wiping and nostril plucking, didn’t know if he was going to be a gardener or roastee?

The actual ‘Abram who became ‘Abraham never asked for wisdom, although, at times, it would have helped. And he, unlike Muhammad, was not egotistical, so he did not ask to be honored among later generations. Moreover, Yahowah gave him a guided tour of the universe, so his sights were set on something well beyond a desert oasis.

Quran 026.083 Rabbi | my Lord, grant me wisdom and join me with the righteous. Quran 026.084 And grant me a mention honor among the later. Quran 026.085 And make me of heirs Jannati | Garden of Demons Delight.

Unlike Muhammad, ‘Abraham was never vindictive. Even when it came to Sodom, he favored sparing the inhabitants. But since Muhammad and Allah were sadists, Islamic Ibraham had to keep pace…

Quran 026.091 And make manifest the Hellfire to the deviators. Quran 026.092 It will be said to them, Where that you used worship Quran 026.093 from besides al-Lahi? Can they help you or help 547themselves? Quran 026.094 Then they will be overturned into it they and the deviators. Quran 026.095 And hosts Iblis | Devil all together.

One of the reasons that I shared the names of the Sumerian gods was to demonstrate that the line “Where that you used worship from besides al-Lahi?” was ludicrous. As for Iblis, since the name is based upon the Greek diablos, or devil, he wouldn’t be known for another 1,500 years. Allah’s not any better at playing make-believe than he is at playing God.

As was the case with most ancient civilizations, the people had no say in their religion, so they could neither be disputing nor be in error. Further, even among their priests no one associated or equated anything with a rabbi. They wouldn’t exist for twenty-one centuries.

Quran 026.096 They say while in it disputing Quran 026.097 By al-Lahi, indeed, we were surely in distinct error Quran 026.098 When we equated you with lord the worlds. Quran 026.099 And not misguided us except al-muj’rimuna | the criminals. Quran 026.100 So not we have any intercessors. Quran 026.101 And not a close friend. Quran 026.102 Then if that we had return then we could be of the believers. Quran 026.103 Indeed, in that, surely is a sign, but not are most of them believers. Quran 026.104 So, indeed, your lord, surely he the all-mighty, al-Rahim.

Guilt and innocence were irrelevant in the Sumerian religion, so criminality was not an issue among their gods. And since every soul went to the same place, there was no salvation or need for intercession in Ur. Islamic Ibrahim must have been as disoriented as his Lord. As I have demonstrated, the vicissitudes of Quranic Abraham prove but two things – Allah was wrong and the Quran is untrue. And in this case, the fraud is easily unveiled.

Full speed in reverse order, we digress from abusing ‘Abraham’s legacy to harassing Noach…again. One misrepresentation would have been too many, but there are scores of these tossed haphazardly around the Quran.

548As we begin, for what seems like the twentieth time, Noach didn’t have people. He had distanced himself from the Naphylym – who were the Muslims of his day. And so it was by not being religious, political, or militant that Noach appealed to Yahowah. And as we know, Noach had no interest in saving those God intended to expunge. He did not lecture them, and he was not a rasuli. But since Muhammad was a Messenger who wanted to be obeyed through fear, the legacy of Noach was corrupted such that he could serve as Captain Muhammad. It was the perfect ruse for a pirate.

Quran 026.105 Denied people Nuh the rasuli. Quran 026.106 When said to them their brother Nuh, Will not you fear? Quran 026.107 Lo, indeed, I am to you a rasulun | messenger trustworthy. Quran 026.108 So fear al-Laha and obey me.

The upcoming wages line, like fear and obedience, was also from Muhammad and wrongly projected on Noach…

Quran 026.109 And not I ask you for it any payment. Not my payment but from rabbi al-‘alamina | the master knowing words of men and jinn. Quran 026.110 So fear al-Laha and obey me.

The following was spoken against Muhammad and said in his defense. None of it pertained to Noach…

Quran 026.111 They said, Should we believe in you while followed you al-ardhaluna | the lowest, most corrupt, mean, vile and ignoble? Quran 026.112 He said, And what I know of what they used do. Quran 026.113 Lo, verily, their account but upon my rabbi if you perceive. Quran 026.114 And not I am the one to drive away the believers. Quran 026.115 Not I am but a divisive warner. Quran 026.116 They said, If not you desist, O Nuh, surely you will be of those who are stoned. Quran 026.117 He said, rabbi, lo, verily, my people have denied and rejected me.

Quran 026.118 So judge between me and between them judgment and save me and who with me of the believers. Quran 026.119 So we saved him and who with him in the ship laden. Quran 026.120 Then we drowned thereafter the remaining ones. Quran 026.121 Verily, in that surely a sign but not are most of them believers. Quran 026.122 So, lo, indeed, your lord, surely he the all-mighty, al-Rahim.

549Muhammad was rejected for many reasons, one of which was because Islam only appealed to the worst of men – to the most ignorant and ignoble, to the meanest and most corrupt individuals among Arabs, the especially vile, disreputable, and cruel. These were the traits God despised among the Naphylym, which is why I refer to them as the harbingers of Islam.

However, as we have come to expect, Halal has inverted the story. He has the terrorists of their day calling Noach’s family abased and vicious. He is doing so to make it appear that it was common for rasuli to attract the degenerates of their generation. But you’ll notice that Captain Muhammad doesn’t challenge the allegation because he knows it’s true. Instead, he says that it isn’t his job to reject such believers, even if they are rotten to the core. Obviously, the Devil wasn’t sufficiently smart to leave bad enough alone.

Since Halal’s vivid imagination seems limited to bribes of sexual indulgences and threats of demonic tortures in the hereafter, he has reverted to the menace of grounding the Ark by stoning Noach, just as he had imaginary stone worshipers threaten to do to Ibrahim. The perceived threat would then be used to justify their harassment and deaths.

Further, Allah has upended reality because Noach rejected the Naphylym surrounding him, they did not deny him. But, since Noach serves as a harbinger of Muhammad throughout the Quran, and since Muslims aren’t perceptive, the un-god is able to be as duplicitous as he chooses. And among those deceptions is that Halal / Allah was somehow involved in judging, saving, and destroying during the flood when he wasn’t even among the snakes allowed aboard.

The message of the deluge is three-fold. First, Yahowah’s testimony can be trusted. Mankind’s earliest cities were where His depiction was grounded, and there is now 500 feet of saltwater above them because, as He correctly stated, the flood was initiated by an upwelling of 550deep seawater – something which occurred as a result of a proven asteroid strike at this time. Even the Ark has been found, exactly where hydrodynamic models show it would have come to rest.

Second, the reason for the flood was that the Naphylym were overtly religious and political, the first to use prostration and act like terrorists. They were forerunners of Muslims – and so what God did then, he will repeat, albeit not with water.

Third, Noach, his wife, his three sons, and their wives, were spared because they listened to Yahowah’s instructions and acted upon them. And in this regard, nothing has changed other than the vessel is now the Ark of the Covenant.

As we ride the tide into the next ordeal, we are reminded that from Halal’s / Allah’s perspective, life has been a succession of failed messengers and cataclysmic exterminations. Therefore, by comparison, Muhammad and the first Muslims weren’t so bad – they were similarly inept with words and deadly with swords. So as we leave the Towrah and move on to fairy tales, we must note, once again, that the Ad never existed. But to Allah’s credit, that makes them more his type and size. So, stop me if you’ve heard this before…

Quran 026.123 Denied of Ad the messengers Quran 026.124 when said to them their brother, Hud, Will not you fear? Quran 026.125 Verily, I am to you a trustworthy rasulun. Quran 026.126 So fear al-Laha and obey me.

Quran 026.127 And not I ask you for it any payment. Not my payment except from rabbi al-alamina. Quran 026.128 Do you construct on every elevation a sign amusing yourselves? Quran 026.129 And take for yourselves strongholds that you may live forever. Quran 026.130 And when you seize you seize tyrants. Quran 026.131 So fear al-Laha and fear me.

Quran 026.132 And fear the one who has aided you with what you know. Quran 026.133 He has aided you with cattle and children. 551Quran 026.134 And gardens and springs. Quran 026.135 Lo, verily, I, myself, fear for you punishment a Great Day.

Quran 026.136 They said, Same to us whether you advise or not you are of the advisors. Quran 026.137 Not this but custom the former. Quran 026.138 And not we the ones to be punished.

Quran 026.139 So they denied him. Then we destroyed them. Lo, in that surely is a sign but not are most of them believers. Quran 026.140 And so lo, your lord, surely he the all-mighty, al-Rahim.

While this is perhaps the twentieth time we have been regaled with the demise of the Ad for being losers, it is a wonder Allah bothers since it’s just another replay of Muhammad in KabaVille. It could all be dumbed down to: Rasuli said, “I’m a truther so fear the rabbi and obey me. After all, I’m not asking you to pay me more than this diatribe is worth.” They said, “We’ve heard this before, and we don’t believe you.” Therefore, the un-god punished them even though no one seemed to care. Miraculously, these continued failures prove that the Lord is great. But no one is amused?

Although to be fair, being aided with cattle, Allah’s favorite creature, was a new wrinkle. Who doesn’t like a good steak every now and again? But, it was a little weird that the un-god prioritized bovines over children.

Next, it’s on to the Thamud. And that’s a step up in quality because at least they existed. Although, they weren’t much to talk about. At their zenith, they were nothing more than a loose confederation of nomadic tribes, too poor and too isolated even to be taxed for tribute – which is probably why the Snake had no use for them. Nonetheless, Allah was on them like fleas on a she-camel.

Quran 026.141 Denied Thamud the rasuli. Quran 026.142 When said to them their brother, Salih, Will not you fear? Quran 026.143 Lo, verily, I am to you a trustworthy rasulun. Quran 026.144 So fear al-Laha and obey me.

552Quran 026.145 And not I ask you for it any payment. Not my payment except from rabbi al-alamina. Quran 026.146 Will you be left in what here secure Quran 026.147 to gardens and springs, Quran 026.148 and casting seeds and datepalms its soft flowers rising? Quran 026.149 And you crave of the mountains houses skillfully.

That was an unappealing blend of regurgitated and unintelligible drivel, so perhaps this portion of man’s never-ending march to death was cited during Allah’s naptime. But if not, the demonic deity has met and surpassed the definition of insanity, which is doing the same thing over and over again while expecting a different result. So, what does that say about this Suratun and its author?

If it were not for the omissions of bow, pay, and kill – fear and obey might summarize the Quran…

Quran 026.150 So fear al-Laha and obey me. Quran 026.151 And not obey command the transgressors. Quran 026.152 Those who are spoiled and vicious in the earth and not have integrity.

The bad guys sound like good Muslims, so brother Salih was likely confused. Although, not to worry because Allah magically transformed those who were spoiled and vicious, lacking integrity, deceived and deluded, beguiled and outwitted, into pretend Quraysh faux mocking Muhammad, which was clever and convenient. But lo, still there was no sign, so a thirsty, hamstrung she-camel became the brilliant and compelling example of Quranic affirmation. So, please, who in hell makes $#!+ like this up and passes it off as Divine?

Quran 026.153 They said, Only you of those al-musahari | the deceived, deluded, beguiled, outwitted and bewitched. Quran 026.154 Not you except a man like us so bring a sign if you of the truthers.

Quran 026.155 He said, This a she camel. Laha | for her drink. And for you drink a day known. Quran 026.156 Do not touch her with harm lest seize you punishment a great day. Quran 026.157 But they hamstrung her then they became regretful. Quran 026.158 So seized them the punishment. Lo, in that surely is a sign, but not are most of 553them believers. Quran 026.159 And verily, your lord, surely he the mighty, al-Rahim.

I may have overused the terms regurgitated and dimwitted, but they remain perfectly suitable for this situation, and the previous one, as well as the next.

It’s Lowt’s turn to play Muhammad in the recital from Hell. And this should be fun because we know that the real Rasuli would have loved Sodom. After all, it became the model for his Jann | Garden of Demonic Delights.

Quran 026.160 Denied people Lut al-rasulin. Quran 026.161 When said to them their brother Lut, Will not you fear? Quran 026.162 Lo, verily, I am to you a truther rasulun. Quran 026.163 So fear al-Laha and obey me. Quran 026.164 And not I ask you for it any payment. Not my payment except from rabbi al-alamina.

That was eerily familiar. But it sounded a lot more like Muhammad than Lowt. Since I suspect that the Snake slithered in and out of Sodom on occasion for some much-needed rest and relaxation, he should have known that Lowt was unrelated to the inhabitants. He was from Ur, and thus Babylonian / Sumerian. And Lowt played fast and loose with the truth as he was particularly immoral – making him the best of the Muhammad foils thus far.

The religious mythology that has grown out of the false notion of “pursuing the males,” has become so prevalent, it is called “sodomy.” However, sexuality between men wasn’t among Sodom’s grievances. Further, there was no lecture on forsaking spouses. No one was trying to drive Lowt away from anything other than his front door. And Lowt was an accommodator, not a hater, which was part of his problem.

Quran 026.165 Do you pursue to overtake the males among al-‘alamina | the knowing (the worlds)? Quran 026.166 And you abandoning what created for you your lord of your mates / spouse? Nay, you a people transgressing. Quran 026.167 They said, If not you desist, O Lut, surely you will be of the ones driven out. Quran 026.168 He said, Lo, I am your doer of those who hate.

554Quran 026.169 My rabbi, Save me and my family from what they do. Quran 026.170 So We saved him and his family all. Quran 026.171 Except an old woman among those who remained behind. Quran 026.172 Then we destroyed the others. Quran 026.173 And we rained upon then a rain and evil was the rain (on) those who were warned. Quran 026.174 Lo, verily, in that surely is a sign but not are most of them believers. Quran 026.175 And, lo, your Lord, surely he the mighty, al-Rahim.

The entire episode surrounding Sodom, beginning with Yahowah and ‘Abraham discussing the fate of humanity apart from God, and how wrong overwhelms right in human civilization, as it does today, is one of the most interesting in the Towrah. But as was Halal’s / Allah’s propensity, every moral lesson was lost in the Quran’s revisionist account.

And newsflash for all of you right-wing religious whackos out there – homosexuality was never mentioned. The problem was non-consensual sex, or rape, to the point of humiliation. But it became an Islamic specialty, and then incest, which was Muhammad’s peculiarity. While the character fits, Satan would have done himself and his Rasuli a favor by reading the Towrah’s account prior to painting Lut as another mini-Muhammad.

While Lowt, like Muhammad, was among the most offensive men in the story, no one threatened to drive him out. He did not say “Lo, I am your doer of those who hate.” He did not ask anyone to save him or his family, so he did not say, “My Rabbi, Save me and my family from what they do.” He was reluctant to leave. He sought accommodation.

And while he was spared the aerial bombardment that scorched the city named Sodom | Scorched, he was not saved. His removal was a favor to ‘Abraham, and a lesson for those who don’t listen. The story was also prophetic of a time rapidly approaching. The shrill voices in opposition to Yahowah and His two Witnesses are beginning to scream while attempting to drown out their call to come out of Babylon. Just consider what has been occurring on Western 555college campuses – particularly in the United States. The most liberal institutions, and thus the most Progressive, are now hosting and encouraging Islam’s relentless genocide against Jews and then the world.

Continuing to clean up after Allah, the woman who was turned into a pillar of salt for longing for the unsavoriness of her life was Lowt’s wife. She was not particularly old. She did not remain behind but, instead, looked behind. There was no rain, evil or otherwise, instead, brimstone. The city was burned, not flooded. There was no warning. It was not a sign. Most are believers, even today. And the Lord is not mighty, though he could be al-Rahim in name only.

Now that we have endured the seventh iteration of no one believes and everyone dies, it’s on to the eighth. But so that we don’t lose track, let’s keep things in perspective. It has been: 1) You kill everyone, including yourself, 2) No one believed Musa so we drowned the Egyptians, 3) No one believed Ibraham, so the idolaters were left without intercessors, 4) No one was on board with Nuh so they all drowned, 5) Hud failed Ad so they were punished, 6) Brother Salih warned the Thamud about the she-camel, but they hamstrung her anyway, so they, too, were chastised and tormented, and then 7) Brother Lut spoke about pursuing the males, which, when rebuked, led to the evil rain of destruction.

While no one knows if there were “woods” in the desert, where they might have existed, or if they had “companions,” nevertheless…

Quran 026.176 Denied companions Wood the rasuli Quran 026.177 when said to them Shuaybun, Will not your fear? Quran 026.178 Lo, I am to you rasulun truth. Quran 026.179 So fear al-Laha and obey me. Quran 026.180 And not I ask you for it any payment. Not my payment except from rabbi al-‘alamina.

Quran 026.181 Give full measure and not be of those who cause loss. Quran 026.182 And weigh with a balance the even. Quran 026.183 And not deprive the mankind their things and not commit 556evil in the earth, spreading mischief. Quran 026.184 And fear the one who created you and the former the generations.

Quran 026.185 They said, Only you of those beguiled and deceived, deluded, outwitted, and bewitched. Quran 026.186 And not you except a man like us and indeed we think you surely of the liars. Quran 026.187 Then cause to fall upon us fragments of the sky if you are of the truthers.

Quran 026.188 He said, my rabbi knows best of what you do. Quran 026.189 But they denied him so seized them punishment day the shadow. Lo, it was a great punishment day. Quran 026.190 So, lo, in that surely is a sign, but not are most of them believers. Quran 026.191 And verily, your Lord the mighty, al-Rahim.

If I may summarize: Shu’aybun was paraded out as another faux Mo. He naturally sought obedience through fear. He recognized his message was worthless, so he priced it accordingly. He thought his Companions were cheating him, so he blamed the scales. Even though he was representing the most evil of all individuals, he projected his failures on his kin. And as a tormented terrorist, he was naturally anxious.

This led to the stand-in for the Quraysh saying that the man starring as a Muhammad wannabe was “beguiling and deceiving, deluding and bewitching” the Companions. They even correctly assessed that the truther was outwitted and a liar. It is the definition of gaslighting – where the victim is told that the perpetrator’s version of reality, no matter how warped, was the only view permissible. It is designed to cause the victim to question their judgment and memory and to then substitute the false narrative of the perpetrator for reality. It is psychological abuse and is typically perpetrated by malignant narcissistic psychopaths like Muhammad and Allah. Its purpose is coercion and control by destroying the truth and morality. It is the essence of Islam.

When the prior Muhammad didn’t have anything to say for himself, the Companions suggested a sign that was reminiscent of one of Allah’s future taunts in the Quran, 557suggesting that Muhammad wasn’t the first reciter. But unable to perform as threatened, the Rabbi taunted the Companions with tales of doom to come. His day would be great because of all of the painful punishments his victims would endure for rejecting him. And this is how the Rabbi impresses Muslims that he is all-mighty.

After his rant on the eight ways to exterminate humanity, Halal retreats to his specialty: self-aggrandizement…

Quran 026.192 Indeed, it indeed is coming down rabbi | master al-alamina | the known worlds. Quran 026.193 Has brought it down al-ruhu | the spirit al-amin | believable. Quran 026.194 ‘Al | upon your leb | heart that you may be of the warners Quran 026.195 in lisanin | tongue / language Arab | Arabic mubinin | distinct.

You say Arabic, I say Hebrew. Rab | great, ‘alman | forsaken, ruwach | spirit, ‘aman | trust or believe, ‘al | upon, leb | heart, lashown | tongue and language, ‘Arab | Arab, and byn | distinct serve as the root of Lord, Worlds, Spirit, heart, Arabic, language, and distinct. As wannabe gods go, Halal / Allah may have been the dumbest iteration, ever. That conclusion isn’t meant as a pejorative, but simply a statement of fact. Halal’s next claim serves as proof…

Quran 026.196 And, indeed it, indeed in Zuburi the former. Quran 026.197 Is it not to them a sign that know it scholars bani Is’raila | Children of Yisra’el.

I have been at this long enough now to know that it’s never a good idea to trust a Muslim, and therefore, I view every Islamic translation of the Quran as suspect. Therefore, when the Quran Word By Word interlinear translation rendered zuburi as “Scriptures,” I knew that I’d seen this word previously and that it meant nothing of the sort. So, as I had done many thousands of times in my effort to be as accurate as possible, I turned to the Concordance-Index at IslamAwakened.com, this time targeting Quran 026.196, just as I had to bring you the insights associated with this entire Suratun, and notably the analysis of Quran 026.192-558195. I do so because every word is transliterated and linked to a comprehensive Arabic dictionary and includes a concordance delineating the use of the word and its root throughout the Quran.

This process, however, requires a filter, because the tools recently created to serve Muslims are akin to those produced by the publishing houses printing Bibles. While the truth is made available, it is often surrounded by invalid renderings that strive to authenticate popular mistranslations. With zuburi, for example, it is correctly defined as a “case of a well, the internal wall of its construction,” and thus as a “means to restrain, withhold, and hinder its collapse.” Then the potential connotations turn to gibberish, with unrelated notions like “skillfully, recite, large, brave, forthcoming, stones, and intellect.” Then in the case of zuburi, that strange concoction of notions is followed by Quranic justifications such as “psalms, book of David, books of Moses and Muhammad, piece of iron, and part of the back” which were derived from context, not etymology.

I share all of this with you because it’s important to know that the Quran includes many words which either have no apparent meaning apart from Allah or whose meanings are unrelated to the context in which they were used. Zuburi is one of many thousands of these. Even some of the most repeated terms, like those rendered unbeliever, wrongdoer, polytheist, book, worlds, earth, heavens, gardens, fight, and clear, do not actually mean what is claimed of them.

Zuburi is erroneously rendered as “Scriptures” four times by Muslim scholars, even though the word actually speaks of the “casing of a well.” Once it is translated as “book,” once as “written records,” and once as “writing,” even though the Hebrew kathab, meaning “to write” is used throughout the Quran when speaking of a written book.

When addressing Alexander the Great’s exploits as an astronaut exploring the resting places of the sun, and 559neighboring extraterrestrials in Quran 018.096, zuburi is rendered as “‘sheets’ of iron.” It speaks of religious “sects” in Quran 025.053.

Not knowing what to do with the word in Quran 004.163 and Quran 017.055, it is simply transliterated in connection with the Islamic Dawood, calling what we would presume are his Psalms, Zaboor. And therein is our most telling clue since the Hebrew title for his collection of inspired lyrics is Mizmowr. Allah wasn’t sufficiently literate to transliterate the word correctly.

Curious, I considered other Hebrew words beginning with a Zed and containing a Wah (for the “u” or “oo” sounds), a Beyth, and/or a Rosh. They include: za’eb | wolf, zabuwb | fly, zabuwl | lofty, zabach | butcher and sacrifice, zabul | exalted, zadown | presumptuous and arrogant, zahar | to warn, zohar | bright and shiny, zuwb | to discharge and be in flux, zowb | semen and sexual discharge, and zuwr | to be estranged, forsaken, and crushed. And since it is from zamar | song that mizmowr | contemplate their lyrics was derived, Allah may have intended the implications of zamam | an evil plan and plot along with the related zimah | to conceive and perpetrate that which is mischievous, wicked, idolatrous, licentious, incestuous, and criminal.

Therefore, based on what we have learned, we must now solve the puzzle. Using the primary meaning of each word, Satan said…

Quran 026.192 Indeed, it indeed is coming down exalted the known. Quran 026.193 Has brought it down the Spirit believable Quran 026.194 upon your heart that you may be of the dedicated to the vow Quran 026.195 in tongue Arabic distinct. Quran 026.196 And, indeed it, indeed in zuburi the former. Quran 026.197 Is it not to them a sign that teach it teachers sons of Israel.

I corrected lamah and lama, which were rendered as “know it” and “scholars” in the concluding sentence to “teach it” and “teachers” because the Arabic is from the Hebrew lamad meaning “to learn and teach.” Therefore, in 560spite of all evidence to the contrary, Halal / Allah wants Muslims to believe that “indeed, indeed,” or if you prefer, “lo, verily,” the “greatly exalted” has “come down” and is “known” because he “brought” his “spirit” with him for the “believers.” This demonic “spirit” invades the “heart” such that those who are possessed by it are “devoted to the vow” which is to wage war on all mankind. And while this rubbish was written in Hebrew, it was called “Arabic.” And while it is anything other than “clear or distinct,” Allah pleads otherwise.

With this introduction, and following the eight ways to annihilate humanity, we are told that the same deadly diatribe is in the earlier zuburi, which I would render as the “planning perpetration of this wicked and idolatrous, licentious and criminal undertaking” that we are reading throughout the Quran. But even then, it isn’t true because there is nothing as vile or vicious as the Quran – with the potential exception of the demonic diatribes in the Book of Ezekiel – which features twenty-five ways to rape, plunder, and kill a Jew. It otherwise stands alone, and without precedent, as the worst book ever written.

Allah’s claim is particularly delusional, since he is insistent that the same hideous message is being taught by the teachers of the Children of Israel. But that’s impossible for two reasons. First, the Towrah’s message is the antithesis of the Quran’s deadly rant, and Yahowah is to Allah as the universe is to snake poop. And second, how would the Muslims know since Satan has had his goons annihilate every Jewish man and teacher in Arabia?

Further, when we equate zuburi with mizmowr, Halal’s predicament worsens. Dowd is the ultimate eradicator of the Quran, Allah, Muhammad, Muslims, and Islam. Upon his return, they will go on the ultimate Hijra – this time from Earth to Hell. He is Yahowah’s premier partner, prophet, and son. The Messiah is the Anti-Muhammad.

561As we press on, the next question is who is the “he” being referenced since there has been no mention of Muhammad. Why was he not believed if the recital confirmed the most credible text in human history, and how and why was the zuburi inserted into the hearts of criminals?

Quran 026.198 And if we revealed it to any the non-Arabs, Quran 026.199 and he recited it to them not they would in it believers. Quran 026.200 Thus we have inserted it into hearts the criminals. Quran 026.201 Not they will believe in it until they see the painful punishment. Quran 026.202 It will come to them suddenly while they not perceive. Quran 026.203 Then they will say, Are we reprieved? Quran 026.204 So is it for our punishment they wish to hasten?

That was a real tongue twister and brain teaser. But here’s the rub, you’d think that after a thousand years of grilling humans Allah would have grown weary of the stench of singed skin and of the screams attributable to roasting men alive. But alas, the Lord is a formidable punisher. At least he’s good at something, even if it is being bad. But he never seems able to deliver on anything in the here and now – it’s always later, much, much, later…

Quran 026.205 Then have you seen if we let them enjoy years? Quran 026.206 Then comes to them what they were promised. Quran 026.207 Not avail them what enjoyment they were given. Quran 026.208 And not we destroyed, spoiling and causing all to die, from qaryatin | any entertained guest, town, or city but it had one devoted to the vow. Quran 026.209 Remind and not we are unjust.

The fuzzy logic goes something like this: we know that non-Muslims are generally happier than Muslims because they are not slaves to the Devil. So, to correct that injustice, we’ll make the happy ones pay later when we punish them for enjoying their lives. Then, since we are loners, they will be too. And this somehow proves that it wasn’t unjust to kill all of those people we entertained by terrorizing them, particularly the Thamud for she-camel abuse and the others for rasuli rejection. And of course, they all had it coming.

562Quran 026.210 And not have brought it down al-Shayatin | the Adversary, Satan, the demons and devils. Quran 026.211 And not suits for them and not they are able. Quran 026.212 Lo, verily, they from the hearing surely banished.

It was true from a certain point of view. Satan could not have brought the Zuburi or Qurani down since he is not up. That’s the thing with snakes – they slither around in the dirt.

And to the degree that ha Satan | the Adversary has a host of demons at his beck and call, it does not suit them either. Halal has thrown them under the hamstrung camel with a thousand fleas. The Quran serves a single demon, the most selfish of them all. But not well, mind you, because Satan cannot keep his Suratuns straight. According to the Quran and Hadith, just the opposite of what Halal is now alleging was true.

So, is Satan, in the guise of Allah, lying now, saying, “Lo, verily, they from the hearing surely banished,” or was he lying when he said in the 72^nd surah, which was conveniently named in honor of these demons and devils, Al-Jinn | The Jinn, that the earliest members of his dubious fan club had this to say about the Quran....

Quran 072.001 “Say, It has been revealed to me that a group (three to ten) of Jinn listened (to the Quran). They said, Verily, we have heard a really wonderful recital (of this Quran)! Quran 072.002 It guides to the right path. We have come to believe it. And we shall never associate anything with our lord.

Quran 072.003 And exalted be the majesty of our lord. He has taken neither wife nor son. Quran 072.004 And that the foolish among us say preposterous things, atrocious lies, against god. Quran 072.005 And lo, verily, we thought that men and Jinn would never lie against god. Quran 072.006 But there were males among mankind who took shelter with the male jinn. But they (jinn) increased them in waywardness, folly, and revolt. Quran 072.007 And they came to think as you thought, that the Lord would not resurrect anyone.

Quran 072.008 We (jinn | demons) sought to reach the heaven to pry into the secrets; but we found it filled with fierce guards, stern 563wardens with flaming fires and shooting flames. Quran 072.009 And lo, verily, we used to sit there in stations, hidden in observatories, trying to (steal) a hearing. But any who listens now will find a shooting star and a flaming fire watching him, lying in wait as an ambush for him.

Quran 072.010 And we (jinn) know not whether harm or evil is the intended fate of all men on earth, or whether their lord intends for them a right path and to give them some guidance. Quran 072.011 There are among us (jinn) some who are righteous folk, some otherwise far from that and contrary. We are religious sects follow divergent paths and different rules. Quran 072.012 And we came to realize that we could not weaken, frustrate, or escape the Lord on earth, nor outpace him by flying away.

Quran 072.013 And, indeed, when we (jinn) listened to the guidance (of this Quran), we believed therein and have accepted (Islam). And any whosoever believes in his lord has no fear of loss, force, or oppression. Quran 072.014 Amongst us, some of us have submitted as Muslims, and some are disbelievers and deviators. And whosoever has submitted in Islam; they have sought the right path. Quran 072.015 But the disbelievers and deviators are the fuel and firewood of hell.

Quran 072.016 If they (jinn) had remained on the way, We should have given them an abundance to drink, Quran 072.017 that we might try them by that means. But whosoever turns away from the reminder of his lord (the Quran), he will thrust him into an ever-growing torment, and cause for him a severe penalty.”

And we know it must be true because a tree notified the notifier… Bukhari:V5B58N199 “‘Who informed you Prophet about the Jinn when they heard the Quran?’ He said, ‘A tree informed me about them.’”

And the non-prophet was an expert on the subject… Bukhari:V6B60N332 “The Prophet said, ‘Last night a demon from the Jinn came to me to disturb my prayer, but Allah gave me the power to overcome him. I intended to tie him to one of the pillars of the mosque till the morning so that all of you could see him.’”

Bukhari:V9B93N650 “Some people asked the Prophet about soothsayers. ‘Allah’s Apostle! Some of their talks come true.’ The Prophet said, ‘That word which happens to be true is what a Jinn 564snatches away by stealth (from Heaven) and pours it in the ears of the soothsayer with a sound like the cackling of a hen. The soothsayer mixes it with one hundred lies.’”

Actually, as incriminating statements go, while the Jinn | Demons Suratun was a 10 on the proverbial 1-to-10 scale, it’s not the worst the Quran has to offer because a Satanic endorsement isn’t nearly as bad as Satanic inspiration…

Quran 022.045 And many a township have we destroyed while it was wrong-doing, so that it fell on its roofs (lying in ruins up to this day), and well abandoned and deserted and lofty castles! Quran 022.046 So, have not they travelled in the land? And is for them hearts reason with it or ears hear with it? Verily, not blinded the eyes but blinded the hearts which in the breasts. Quran 022.047 And they ask you to hasten the tormenting punishment! But never will al-Lahu | the for-him fail his promise. And lo, verily, a day with your lord like a thousand year of what you count.

Quran 022.048 And how many of a township I gave respite to it while it wrong-doing. Then, I seized it and to me the destination. Quran 022.049 Say, O man, I am to you only a warner clear. Quran 022.050 So those who believe and do dutiful deeds, for them forgiveness and a noble provision. Quran 022.051 But those who strove against our proofs, verses, and signs frustrate and obstruct, causing failure, those companions and dwellers the Hellfire.

Quran 022.052 And not we sent before you any messenger and not a prophet, but when he recited, threw the Satan in his recitation. But al-Lahu abolishes what throws the Satan. Then, al-Lahu will establish his verses. And al-Lahu, all-knower, wise.”

Should you want confirmation from the Islamic Sunnah of how the Idolatrous Indulgence led to the Satanic Verses, feast your eyes on these Hadith from the eyewitnesses…

Tabari VI:108 & Ishaq:165 “So Muhammad debated with himself and fervently desired such an outcome. Then Allah revealed: ‘By the Star when it sets, your comrade does not err, nor is he deceived; nor does he speak out of his own desire. [Actually, he did all three and was about to prove his guilt.] And when he came to the words: ‘Have you thought about Al-Lat, Al-Uzza and Manat,’ Satan, when he was meditating upon it and desiring to bring 565reconciliation, cast on his tongue, because of his inner longings and what he desired, the words: ‘These are exalted high-flying cranes (the most elevated goddesses). Verily their intercession is accepted with approval.”

Tabari VI:108 & Ishaq:166 “When the Quraysh heard this, they rejoiced and were delighted at the way in which he spoke of their gods, and they listened to him. While the Muslims, trusting their Prophet in respect to the messages which he brought, did not suspect him of a vain desire or slip. When he came to the prostration, having completed the surah, he prostrated himself and the Muslims did likewise, obeying his command and following his example.”

Tabari VI:108 & Ishaq:166 “Those polytheists of the Quraysh and others who were in the mosque likewise prostrated themselves because of the reference to their gods which they had heard, so that there was no one in the mosque, believer or unbeliever, who did not prostrate himself. Then they all dispersed from the mosque.”

Tabari VI:109 & Ishaq:167 “The news of this prostration reached those of the Messenger’s Companions who were in Abyssinia. The people said, ‘The Quraysh have accepted Islam.’ Some rose up to return. Then angel Gabriel came to the Messenger and said, ‘Muhammad, what have you done?’”

Ishaq:166 “‘You have recited to the people that which I did not bring to you from Allah, and you have said that which He did not say to you.’ The Messenger was grieved and feared Allah greatly. So Allah [not Gabriel] sent a revelation to him, consoling him and making light of the affair [of Idolatrous Indulgences and Satanic Statements]. He informed him that there had never been a prophet or messenger before who desired as he desired and wished as he wished but that Satan had cast words into his recitation, as he had interjected them on Muhammad’s tongue and into his desires.”

Ishaq:166 “Then Allah annulled what Satan had cast, and established his verses by telling him that he was like other prophets and messengers.” Ishaq:166 “Every Messenger or Prophet before you recited the message Satan cast into his recitation. Allah abrogates what Satan casts. Then Allah established his verses. Allah is Knower, Wise.” (Quran 022.052)

We could also share the monologue Satan had with his alter ego in Eden when he plotted the demise of man, but I 566think we have already driven enough nails into the wannabe god’s coffin. And it is crowded in there, sharing it as they are between a false god and a false prophet.

The moral of the story, according to Halal / Allah, is that it’s okay to have Satan endorse and inspire the Quran so long as another god isn’t associated with him…

Quran 026.213 So do not seek or call with al-Lahi god another / after lest you be of those punished. Quran 026.214 And warn your closest kin.

Since there were eight false portrayals of human demise perpetrated by the machinations of a false god, the first eight words of the previous sentence serve as the most rational conclusion: “So do not seek or call with al-Lahi god!” And while it is obvious that Halal and Allah should be associated, in that they are one and the same, Satan is not God – no matter how pathetically and murderously he tries.

Evidently, continuing to address fellow demons, Halal requests…

Quran 026.215 So lower your wing to who follow you of the believers. Quran 026.216 Then if they disobey you, then say, Lo, I am innocent of what you do. Quran 026.217 And put trust the all-mighty, al-Rahim.

Satan has made the same claim, that of being innocent of what man does, throughout the Quran. Of course, it was not true. He was the cause; Islam was the consequence.

This wasn’t true either, not even in the puny sandbox in which the bad boys of Islam initially played…

Quran 026.218 The one who sees you when you stand up. Quran 026.219 And your movements among those who prostrate. Quran 026.220 Lo, he, himself, the all-hearer, the all-knower.

It is a typical tyrant tactic. In the land where there is no trust, no one is ever trusted. Submission is maintained because victims are paranoid that their every whisper and glance is being heard, seen, and reported. They live in fear.

567So who do you suppose is lying now – Allah, Satan, Muhammad, or all of the above since there was no distinction between them? Especially considering…

Quran 026.221 Shall I inform you upon whom descend al-Shayatin | the Adversary, Satan, among the devils? Quran 026.222 They descend upon every sinful liar.

Then, no wonder Muhammad recognized that he was demon-possessed. They were on him like proverbial fleas on an ornery camel. Never in the annals of human events has any one man lied so egregiously or with such dire consequences.

And this is how Satan’s demons conveyed the greatest lie of them all…

Quran 026.223 They are sent to meet and pass on (what is) heard and most of them (are) liars.

Actually, that would be true of every demon, including Halal, and the words of those they have possessed. And when we look closely, we find that the initial verb, yul’quna, reveals that Satan’s messengers “were sent to meet and then pass on” what they “heard” of the Quran (from the Hebrew shama’), and that is what made them “kadhibuna – liars, those who convey the fabricated falsehoods of those who perpetrate disappointing frauds.” So, when speaking of lying, Satan told the truth.

Quran 026.224 And al-shu’ar | follow them, al-ghaw | the errant, unmindful, heedless and seduced, deviators.

Just as it was readily apparent in the previous sentence that sam’a | heard was derived from the Hebrew shama’ | to hear, similarly in this statement, we find that shu’ar was a legacy of the Hebrew shamar, which is to “be observant, closely examining and carefully considering.” And while listening and observing are the two things Yahowah encourages of us, they are condemned by Satan because those who do either become informed, which precludes belief and, therefore, Islam.

568Shu’ar’s kinship with shamar is affirmed through Arabic dictionaries where it is defined as “to use one’s senses to become acquainted, to perceive, to know, and to understand.” While it is rendered as “poet” here and elsewhere by Islamic scholars attempting to make Allah appear lucid, it is most often translated as “to perceive, be aware, and realize.”

This is important because it was not poetry that would be the nemesis of Islam. This is easily deduced since the early Suratuns were comprised from pilfered poems of Arab converts to Judaism called Hanif. It is being “observant” that is Allah’s Achilles’ Heel. Those who “closely examine and carefully consider” the Quran recognize that it is inane and immoral. Then by comparing it to a “systematic inspection and evaluation” of the Towrah, the Quran’s bastardized plagiarism becomes evident. And that is why “listening” and “observing” are being labeled “Satanic.” Those who do either will see Halal inspiring every word.

In the upside down, wrong is right, recitals of the Quran, al-ghaw depicts the result. Muslims who believe Satan veiled as Allah, are “seduced and beguiled, led astray into darkness, such that they are taken into the darkest of realms.”

Out of his mind, suffering from the delusional effects of schizophrenia, Halal asks Muslims if they can see the unseen. And in so doing, he claims that his demons roam in every depression – the lowest of the low being Islam.

Quran 026.225 Do not you see that they in every valley they roam? Quran 026.226 And that they say what not they do?

Muslims are aware that Allah and Muhammad don’t play by the rules they impose on others. They are always an exception – and thus hypocrites. But they are excused because Allah does what he wants and to question Muhammad is to lose one’s head.

As such, there is always an exception. And in this case, it is permissible to cavort with the devils if you believe al-569Laha much, and as a result, have been sufficiently oppressive and cruel, becoming a subjugating lord like the rabbi, himself…

Quran 026.227 Except those who believe and do right and remember al-Laha much and help themselves from after that they zulim | were oppressive lords. And will come to know those who zalam | have been cruel subjugators what heart turns they return.

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The Quran is so horrendous, and deadly, it’s hard to know when and where to set it down and walk away. My intent had been to cite a verse or two from the floating surahs – those not pegged to dubious episodes in Muhammad’s despicable life – and then move on to the final contextual Suratun. But that is hard to do when the world is aflame in anti-Semitic rage, with political liberals joining religious Muslims calling for the extermination of Jews and the eradication of Israel.

The venomous hatred being spewed through these Progressive / Islamic uprisings, often centered around the most liberal universities, is far worse than what the Nazis orchestrated in Germany prior to the Second World War. Then, racial envy and hatred were spawned by a single misguided doctrine in one nation. But today, overtly politicized Progressives, particularly in academia, government, and the media, have leagued with fundamentalist Muslims in over one hundred countries. Ignorantly, irrationally, and immorally, those who share nothing in common apart from hating Jews, are blaming Yahuwdym and Yisra’el for doing what any informed, compassionate, moral, and courageous individual or nation would have done as a result of enduring the savagery of Islam on 10.07.23. Israel is fighting not only for its survival but for the right of Jews to exist.

570To blame Jews and Israel for the deaths, whatever the number Hamas is misreporting, of Muslims in Gaza, whether they be terrorists or just supporters of them, whether men, boys, women, or girls, is to blame the victims for the perpetrator’s abuse. Jews did not start this war. It was brought against them by the first Muslims exactly 1,400 years ago. Islam exists to perpetrate genocide, beginning with God’s people and then moving on to the rest of humanity.

Jews did not, and have not, targeted non-combatants – Muslims did. And the only reason any non-jihadists have died in Gaza is because the Muslims who perpetrated the atrocities and carnage against Jews for being Jewish have deliberately hid and fought among women and children – fully aware that their shields would serve their purpose. They want them to die. That has always been their intent.

And the motive is Islam. Jihadists are doing what Allah ordered of them in the Quran. There has been no occupation, no colonialization, no apartheid, and no genocide perpetrated by the Jews or Israel, while all of these things apply to Islam and in the extreme. There are no “Palestinians,” either. The last of the Philistines, for whom they are belatedly named, were terrorist invaders who were annihilated 2,000 to 3,000 years ago. Progressives and Muslims are now joined in a screeching chorus, spewing the most thoughtless and immoral conspiracy in the long history of popular delusions.

As I write these words, lies are being piled on top of deceptions and threats on taunts, such that not one in a thousand knows the truth, and fewer than one in a million, perhaps a billion, is willing to confront the most menacing threat to human existence. So, how does one walk away, leaving stones unturned which, when good people are exposed to what lies beneath, are finally prepared to oppose the worst among us?

571Al-Qasas | The Stories is next. It begins, as have other Suratuns, falsifying the narrative of Moseh because Halal / Allah must beguile Muslims into believing that he is the God of the Towrah. And while that should have been impossible, with enough faith and fear, miracles occur.

Quran 028.001 Ta Seem Meem Quran 028.002 These signs (verses) the written (book) the distinct and in between (clear). Quran 028.003 We recite to you from news Musa and Firaun in truth for a people who believe. Quran 028.004 Lo, verily, Firaun exalted himself in the land and made its people sects oppressing a group among them, slaughtering their sons and letting live their women. Lo, he was of the corrupters. Quran 028.005 And we wanted to bestow a favor upon those who were oppressed in the land and make them leaders and make them the inheritors Quran 028.006 and establish them in the land and show Firaun and Haman and their hosts through them what they were fearing. Quran 028.007 And we inspire to mother Musa that suckle him but when you fear for him then cast him in the river and not fear and not grieve. Lo, we restore him to you and make him of al-rasuli. Quran 028.008 Then picked him up family Firun so that he might become to them an enemy and a grief. Lo, Fiaun and Haman and their hosts were sinners. Quran 028.009 And said wife Firaun, A comfort eye for me and for you not kill him perhaps that he may benefit us or we may take him a son. And they not perceive.

This is quintessential babel – which is the religious, political, and conspiratorial propensity to intermix truth and lies. The perpetrators know that deceptions couched this way are more readily believed, thereby confounding the maximum number of individuals.

There was one Moseh who mattered and many Pharaohs. As king, Thutmose III was no different than any other dictatorial potentate. However, Thutmose the Great was not into creating sects but, instead, subjugating his neighbors for tribute – and he was very good at it. He left the established religious hierarchy alone. But what actually made the Pharaoh of the Exodus interesting was that he was coregent with his stepmother and aunt, Hatshepsut, from age two to twenty-four – from 28 April 1479 BCE to 1457 BCE. 572Over the next thirty-two years until his death on 11 March 1425 BCE, twenty-two years after the Exodus, the man who would be god became one of the most acclaimed warriors of all time. He was Egypt’s most dominant leader at the height of the empire’s power. His twenty military campaigns were all victorious, as he expanded the territory controlled by Mitsraym to its greatest extent. His only loss was a battle of words, a wannabe god up against Yahowah. And it would cost him his firstborn son, Amenemhat, who was taken by God on Passover in 1447 BCE as a result of the Pharaoh’s decision to kill the firstborn of the Hebrews his grandfather had enslaved eighty years ago. At the time of his confrontation with God, Thutmose was thirty-four. Moseh was eighty. He would have been born in 1527 BCE, during the waning years of Ahmose’s life – the first Pharaoh of the 18^th Dynasty. He would have left Mitsraym during the reign of Thutmose III’s father Thutmose II, who ruled the Black Land from 1493 to 1479 BCE.

The story of how Moseh became part of Pharaoh Ahmose’s household is endearing, but it did not occur during the lifetime of the Pharaoh of the Exodus, and it did not involve Ahmose’s consorts – Nefertari, Henuttamehu, or Sitkamose. So the reason the Snake who sought to be God changed the story was to make it fit his own rise to acclaim among the Arabs in KabaVille. Therefore, while there were no rival sects in Egypt, there were four in Petra: largely pagan Nabateans, converts to Judaism among the Sabaean Arabs, Christians, who would have been ethnic Jews or Syrians, and the Quraysh, almost all of whom remained true to the religion that was converted into Islam. Muhammad was not only brought into Petra as a young man, deserted by his father and only briefly suckled by his mother, his religion would be responsible for killing the sons of Moseh’s descendants while allowing the women to live – albeit only so that they could rape them. So, lo, the boy brought into the household of the Quraysh was the ultimate corrupter.

573However, while Moseh had no designs on turning his people into leaders, nor of establishing them in the land ruled by others, Muhammad did, and he did so through fear and intimidation.

There was no Pharaoh Haman, no viceroy, advisor, priest, or general by that name, not in 1447 BCE Egypt, nor before or after. The name was misappropriated from the Book of Esther – an uninspired, non-prophetic, and unhistoric fairy tale that became a favorite of the rabbis who had lived in Yathrib. Haman, as the story goes, was so proud and ambitious, he demanded that everyone bow down to him as a sign of respect. The one who refused was Mordecai, enraging Haman. So, Haman convinced a nonexistent king, Ahasuerus, to perpetrate genocide, killing every Jew in Persia. But the plot was foiled by the king’s queen, Esther. She was secretly Jewish, as was likely the case with Muhammad’s mother. And as a result, so the fable goes, Haman and his sons were executed instead. Although, there was no King Ahasuerus, no Queen Esther, and no viceroy named Haman in the annals of the Persian Empire. Rabbis were good liars, too.

Some might ask, “What’s the big deal? So what if one god plagiarized and twisted another God’s stories – or in this case mixed something from the Towrah with Jewish fables while blending these things with the lore of Muhammad in Petra? It was so long ago, who cares? How could that possibly matter today?”

The answer is because a wannabe god plagiarizing the actual God is the sole reason for the ghoulish behavior of Muslims on October 7^th and for the thoughtless rage thereafter. It is why this occurred in Israel, why the belligerents were and remain Muslims, why the condemnations are against Jews – and why the victims are being blamed for what this religion has done to them. This is all that actually matters – not the myths of Palestinians, 574occupation, colonialization, apartheid, liberation, or genocide.

Yahowah not only revealed his Towrah | Guidance to Moseh, through scientific and historical accuracy, through the brilliance and consistency of His message, and via fulfilled prophecy, He demonstrated beyond any doubt that He is God, that He cares about His people, and that He not only gave this land to them, He chose to reveal his testimony through them. Whether you or anyone else concurs is irrelevant to the fact that it is readily validated and true. Proving it is the purpose of Yada Yahowah.

But there is more to this story, because there was a Gan ‘Eden, and in it, ‘Adam and Chawah were beguiled by a karuwb who pretended to be better than God. He twisted Yahowah’s words to make his case, just as he has done throughout the Quran. And while he was held accountable a decade shy of 6,000 years ago, ever since that time the snake that slithered out of the Garden has sought revenge.

It has taken many forms over the years, as Yahuwdym, the heralds of God’s message, representing a scant quarter of one percent of the world’s population, have been assaulted and enslaved, robbed and raped, disparaged and dehumanized, by more people, longer, than the rest of humanity combined. Islam is among the most recent diabolical iterations of demonic dogmas targeting God’s people. The intent is not only to silence them, so that Yahowah remains largely unknown, but also to preclude God’s return.

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The 29^th Surah is called Al-Ankaboot | The Spider. Allah is contentious at the outset, telling Muslims that the reason they are failing and that he isn’t helping them is because he is 575testing them. But if he hears all, sees all, and knows all, and if everyone’s fate is predestined, then what is the purpose of the test?

Alas, it is evident. The riddle was to figure out why anyone would be crazy enough to begin an oral recital with random letters. Since the Rasuli was illiterate, as were those who were listening, what was the purpose?

Quran 029.001 Alif Laam Meem. Quran 029.002 Do the people think that they will be left because they say, We believe and they will not be tested? Quran 029.003 And, lo, verily, we tested those who before them. And al-Lahu will surely make evident those who truthful and he will surely make evident the liars. Quran 029.004 Or think those who do evil that they can outrun us. Evil is what they judge. Quran 029.005 Whoever is hopes meeting al-Lahi then lo, term al-Lahi surely coming. And he the all-hearer, the all-knower.

I concur, Halal is doing a great job of making the lies and liars evident. No one has ever done a better job. And surely, the term of al-Lahi is coming. It will be all over for Satan in less than ten years from this writing.

The following is a very odd use of jihad, and an even stranger reference to parents. But it is evident that Halal was getting blowback from the parents of Muslim mujahideen. The un-god had commanded them to sacrifice their wealth and lives by killing and dying for him. But when the prey was armed, it lost its appeal and so Muslim parents were proposing that if al-Laha was so powerful, and had been such a good terrorist exterminating so many generations, why couldn’t he go out and jihad for himself instead of their kids.

Quran 029.006 And whoever jihad | strives fighting, then he jihad | strives fighting for himself. Lo, al-Laha free from need of the worlds. Quran 029.008 And we have enjoined man goodness to his parents but if they both jihad | strive fighting to make you associate with me what not you have of it any knowledge, then not obey both of them. To me your return and I will inform you about what you used to do. Quran 029.010 And of the people who says We believe in il-Lahi, but when he is injured in al-Lahi he considers trial the people as 576punishment al-Lahi. But if comes victory from your Lord, surely they say, Lo, we were with you. Is not al-Lahu most knowing of what in breasts the worlds?

That wasn’t convincing, so Halal reverted to his favorite trick…

Quran 029.014 And verily, we sent Nuh to his people and he remained among them a thousand years save fifty years then seized them the flood while they cruel oppressors.

No. Noach was born in 2968 BCE, exactly one millennium to the year after the expulsion from the Garden. The flood was instigated by the hypervelocity asteroid impact that formed the Burckle Crater in year 1600 Yah, which was 2368 BCE, making him 600 at the time.

The seven colors of the rainbow, representing the Covenant and the seven annual Miqra’ey that make it possible, was the sign, not the Ark. And there is but one world in which this occurred. And while Noach lived another 350 years, it was with his family and not the people who were washed away. As for ‘Abram, he wouldn’t meet with Yahowah until 2003 BCE, 365 years later.

Quran 029.015 But we saved him and people the ship and we made it a sign for the worlds. Quran 029.016 And Ib’rahima, when he said to his people, Worship al-Laha and fear him that better for you if you know. Quran 029.018 If you deny, then lo denied nations before you and not on al-rasuli except the conveyance distinct.

The people of Ur wouldn’t have known al-Laha from a carrot. So why would they fear him? And which nations denied prior to Sumer. Or we can make this easier – which nations existed before Sumer?

Halal is becoming ever more psychotic and delusional…

Quran 029.019 Do not they see how al-Lahu originates the creation then repeats it. Lo, that for al-Lahi easy. Quran 029.020 Say, Travel in the earth and see how he originated the creation then al-577Lahu will produce the creation the last. Lo, al-Laha on every thing powerful.”

Yep, the re-creation is proof. And it must have occurred in 7^th-century Arabia such that the Muslims could see it for themselves.

Since he claims he does what he wants, what’s the point of this tormenting exercise in illiteracy?

Quran 029.021 “He punishes whom He wills and has mercy whom he wants. And to him you will be returned. Quran 029.022 And not you can escape in the earth and not in the heaven and not for you from besides al-Lahi any protector and not a helper. Quran 029.023 And those who disbelieve in signs al-Lahi and meeting him, those despaired of my mercy and those for them a painful punishment.

When a psychopath suffers from schizophrenia, they picture themselves as merciful sadists. And, of course, with the onset of dementia, they lose track of place and time. Therefore, over a handful of sentences, we have gone from creation to re-creation, to witnessing the re-creation to punishing, to returning but not escaping, from meeting him to being punished again, and now to killing and burning an unnamed man and it being a sign (of insanity)…

Quran 029.024 And not was answer his people except that they said, Kill him or burn him. But al-lahu saved him from the fire, lo, in that surely signs for a people who believe. Quran 029.025 And he said only you have taken from besides al-Lahi idols love among you in the life the world then day the resurrection you will deny one another and curse one another and your abode the fire and not for you any helpers.

If we were to play along and pretend the un-god just forgot to mention Ibrahim’s name, had he said any of these things in Sumer, they would have locked him up as insane. In Ur, no one tried to kill ‘Abram, no one set him on fire, they “could not have taken from besides al-Lahi” because there was no al-Lahi. They did not have idols. The people did not love their gods and their gods didn’t care for them. But they were smart enough to know that there was no such 578thing as bodily resurrection. Their afterlife was for souls and there were no fires.

Those things corrected, how does that bring us to Lut? How did Lut come to believe in a wannabe god that would not be known for another twenty-six centuries?

And it gets worse from there because Lut was the first to haji | emigrate. And as a result, the wise rabbi granted Islamic Lut Isaac and Yaqob. What’s more, the rabbi of ridiculousness awarded the offspring of Lowt the prophethood and the book plus a big reward. Does Allah not know that Lowt got drunk and committed incest with his daughters or that Yitschaq was ‘Abraham’s son and Ya’aqob was Yitschaq’s son? And how can Lowt be righteous when, before having sex with his daughters, he offered them sexually to the townsfolk of Sodom? Apart from Muhammad, there were few men as immoral as Lowt. But perhaps, that makes him a saint in Islam.

Quran 029.026 And believed him Lut and he said, Lo, I haji | emigrating to my rabbi. Lo, he, himself the all-mighty, the wise. Quran 029.027 And we granted to him Isaac and Yaqob and we placed in his offsprings the prophethood and the book and we gave him his reward in the world and indeed he in the hereafter surely among the righteous. Quran 029.028 And Lut when he said to his people, Indeed you commit the immorality not has preceded you with it any one from the worlds. Quran 029.029 Lo, you approach the men and you cut off the road and commit in your meetings evil and not was answer his people except that they said, Bring upon us punishment al-Lahi if you are of the truthers.

This is so far-fetched, so inane, it’s apparent that Allah had no regard for his audience. So, shame on Muslims for letting Satan play them for fools. And shame on Progressives, especially in academia, for rallying to his cause. You embarrass yourselves and your profession.

So now, in this bizarre revisionist retelling of the otherwise moral lessons associated with Sodom, we find a Rabbi helping the immoral against the corruptors with the 579arrival of Islamic Ibrahim – a man brings the happy tidings of imposing doom. And as for Lut’s wife, like all Muslim women, she has no say in the matter.

Quran 029.030 He said, My rabbi, help me against the people the corrupters. Quran 029.031 And when came our rasulu Ibrahim with the glad tidings they said, Lo, we going to destroy people this town. Verily, its people are cruel and oppressive. Quran 029.032 He said, surely in it Lut. They said we know better who in it. We will surely save him and his family except his wife. She of those who remain behind.

Satan never was very good at misappropriating or misrepresenting Yahowah’s testimony and he hasn’t improved with age or practice. For example, with all of the requests to send an “angel” for validation of Muhammad’s claims, it never occurred, but in Sodom, which was a lost cause, two are immediately dispatched after Ibrahim’s happy tidings. But when they arrive, they are rasulu. They call the people “disobedient” before they have conveyed any message, which is irrational since there would have been no commands to disobey. And before the punishment occurs, we are told that they “left about it a sign evidence for a people reasonable.” But none of that is rational.

Quran 029.033 And when that came our rasulu Lut he was distressed for them… Quran 029.034 Lo, will bring down on people this the town a punishment from the sky because they have been defiantly disobedient. Quran 029.035 And verily we have left about it a sign evidence for a people reasonable.

Then faster than the Ayatollah can perform a creaky rakat and mumble, “al-lahu akbar,” the disingenuous rat loses interest in the unnamed town and is off to Madyn with brother Shuab auditioning for the role of Muhammad…

Quran 029.036 And to Madyn their brother Shuab. And he said, O my people, worship al-Laha and expect the day the Last and not commit evil in the earth corrupters. Quran 029.037 But they denied him so seized them the earthquake and they became in their home fallen prone.

580Therefore, plundering Israel as if they were a plague of locusts was irrelevant to the story as were brother Gidi’own and the 300 men with torches, clay pots, and trumpets who caused their demise. So, apparently suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder in addition to Dementia, it is off to mythical Ad and meaningless Thamud…

Quran 029.038 And Ad and Thamud and verily become clear to you from their dwellings. And made fairseeming to them al-Shaytan | the Adversary, Satan, their deeds and averted them from the way though they were endowed with insight.

Wrong again; because no dwellings have ever been cleared from the sands or Satan’s imagination belonging to either. And if we were to follow the fuzzy rhetoric, the source of their insights would have been the Adversary. But there is no time to discuss that now because it’s off to Firaun and the misplaced Haman who is joined by the imaginary Qarun…

Quran 029.039 And Qarun and Firaun and Haman and surely came to them Musa with distinction between (clear evidences) but they were arrogant in the earth and not they could outstrip us. Quran 029.040 So each we seized for his sin. Then of them who we sent on him a violent storm and of them who seized him the awful cry and of them who we caused to swallow him the earth and of them who we drowned. And not was al-Lahu to wrong them but they were themselves wrongdoers.

Moseh did not come to Pharaoh Thutmose III, much less the other imaginary individuals, with the intent of elucidating him with distinction. Yahowah had accompanied him because He was opposed to the enslavement and abuse of His people. This distinction is important because, within a decade of the abduction and abuse of Jews recently perpetrated by indoctrinated Muslims, Yahowah will return to liberate His people from them. Further, it is al-Lahu who is arrogant because he didn’t outstrip anyone. Thutmose the Great survived the Exodus and was not drowned and the other two clowns never existed. So, this was nothing more 581than another example of why Snakes ought to stay in their burrows and not pretend to be gods.

Quran 029.041 Example those who take from besides al-Lahi protectors like the spider who takes a house. And lo, verily, the weakest houses surely house the spider if they know. Quran 029.042 Verily, al-Laha knows what they invoke besides him any thing. And he the all-mighty, the all-wise. Quran 029.043 And these examples we set forth to mankind but not will understand them except those who understand.

And a dunderhead to boot. Wrong again – at least al-Lahi is consistent at something. A spider’s silk is five to fifty times stronger by weight than steel and yet it remains highly elastic and thus able to survive impacts. Further, the spider’s web is not actually their “house” but, instead, a trap. Spiders seldom invoke and al-Laha any thing but wise. So, those not good examples.

Nevertheless, desperate is as Allah is…

Quran 029.044 Al-Lahu measured the lofty and the land bil-haqi | in entitlement, more worthy, and right. Lo, in that verily la-ayatan | a sign, mark, evidence, and proof for the believers.

For those who have read my volumes on the Book of Ezekiel, Babel ~ Abominable and Venomous, you already know all about “Measure Man” and his seemingly endless and excessive proportions. But egomaniacal delusions do not equate to entitlement. Although it is interesting that the Snake is marking his victims.

Every now and again, it’s worth turning over every rock to discover what the Black Stone was attempting to say. We do so by conveying the most accurate rendering of each word…

Quran 029.045 Ut’lu | follow along behind, imitate, rehearse, and recite what uhiya | has been indicated, pointed out, and revealed to you of al-kitab | writing (book) and stand still and firm al-salat | the prostration prayer performance. Indeed, al-salat prevents and forbids from the excessiveness (immorality) and disliked disapproval (evil deeds) and surely remembrance al-Lahi akbar | the for him 582greater and bigger, harder and more grievous. And al-Lahu marks (knows) what you do.

Al-Lahi akbar exists only between the Snake’s ears. This is affirmed by the likes of what follows…

Quran 029.046 And la tujadilu | not twist or affirm, contend or argue by comparing evidence with ahla | possessors al-kitab | the Writing (Book) illa | except by which it ahsanu | good (best) illa | except those who zalam | obscure, oppressive lords (wrong) among them and say, We believe in that has been sent down to us and was revealed to you. And our ilah | god and your ilah | god one and we to him mus’limu | submit.

Since la tujadilu can mean anything from “do not twist to do not affirm, the most reasonable rendering is “do not contend and argue by comparing evidence” – which is exactly what I have done throughout God Damn Religion. It is by making comparisons that we distinguish right from wrong. However, doing so is lethal to Allah, Muhammad, the Quran, and Islam, which is why it is prohibited.

In every debate I have attempted with Muslims, they fail because they are incapable of defending Islam with evidence or reason. They are either oblivious or opposed to the rules of logic and rational, evidence-based debate. And in particular, they don’t like comparisons to the Towrah because the contrast causes the Quran to crumble into a tiny heap of revisionist drivel.

While ahla al-kitab is typically rendered as “People of the Book,” it actually means “possessors the writing.” It is one of many comparisons the Quran cannot survive. The Towrah was written in 1447 BCE. The earliest extant proof of its message, people, place, and God dates to 1400 BCE and comes by way of the silver tablet which was unearthed on Mount Ebel a few years ago. And as of 700 CE, the Quran was nothing more than echoes of fading soundwaves. Therefore, at the most basic level, Yahowah was able to do what Allah could not – produce a book. He did so twenty-one centuries before scribes in Babel came to Allah’s rescue.

583And while the Quran is filled with illa | exceptions, this time there are two. Comparing evidence is permissible when it is “ahsanu – good.” But that’s a nonstarter since all comparisons between the Towrah and the Quran are bad for Islam. We have covered these recitals from beginning to end and in between and it is the likeness of rotting and regurgitated vomit to a freshly prepared and nutritious meal.

The second illa | exception is actually tied to the first: “do not twist or affirm, contend or argue, by comparing evidence with possessors of the writing except by which it good except those who (are) zalam | obscure, oppressive lords (wrong) among them.” It is a nonstarter too, since the Jews who possessed the written testimony from God were seldom if ever zalam | oppressive lords or subjugating tyrants, which is the primary meaning of the word. It was Allah and Muhammad who bragged of being and doing zalam, particularly against Jews. Therefore, there is no occasion when it benefits Muslims to compare the idiocy of the Quran with the brilliance of the Towrah.

Rather than allowing a Muslim to debate someone who has a copy of Yahowah’s testimony, knowing that the Muslim will embarrass themselves and their religion, Halal / Allah has his slaves retreat to the realm of amanna, which Muslims have been led to believe defines them as “believers who believe.” But even then, ‘aman, like ‘arab | arabic and kathab | writing, is a Hebrew word. But its actual meaning, “to trust and rely,” isn’t possible in Allah’s case since “trust” requires understanding. And understanding is the result of comparing and evaluating what can be deduced from the evidence.

Therefore, in the Quran, there is no rational or factual basis for saying, “We believe in that has been sent down to us and was revealed to you.” While believing is neither quantifiable nor serviceable in a debate, the bigger issue is what follows, particularly because it invalidates the entire concept of believing, rendering it worthless.

584The regurgitated and perverted, oft-repeated, never contextual or historical, often jumbled, typically contradictory, and utterly inane, always errant, misconstrued Quranic misappropriations of Yahowah’s testimony differ in every perceivable way from the original, and exceedingly well preserved, written Towrah. They are Yahowah and Halal, God vs. Satan.

As a result of making this comparison, we can conclude with absolute certainty that the Islamic “ilah | god” is not the ‘el | God of the Towrah | Teaching. Quite literally, since Yahowah is seven-dimensional and the Snake is 3-D, they are not even in the same universe. Therefore, this is as irrational as it is impossible: “our ilah | god and your ilah | god one.” And yet, this lie lies at the heart of the Quran and every Muslim.

In this regard, have you noticed how similar “illa – but not, making an exception” is from illah – the Arabic variation of ‘el | God? It is particularly telling for the supreme hypocrite.

Lastly, while no one “mus’limu | submits” to Yahowah but, instead, chooses to be with Him, I will not contend with the realization that Muslims “mus’limu | submit” to Halal. So, nicely played, dunderhead.

But unfortunately, Satan doesn’t know when to quit. One lie follows another…

Quran 029.047 And thus we sent down to you al-kitab | the written book. So those we gave al-kitab | the written book believe therein. And among these who believe therein. And not reject our signs (verses) except al-kafir | the reconciled (disbelievers).

It is another absolute and irrefutable lie. The un-god of the Quran did not send down anything in writing – not so much as a word. But to compete with Yahowah, he has to pretend otherwise.

And therefore, the follow-on sentence is rendered moot if speaking about Muslims and dishonest if addressing Jews. 585Since there was no one to whom the Lord of Delusions gave a written book, it is only in a fictional scenario that Allah is believed.

The third phrase isn’t actually a sentence and even if it were, it adds nothing by piling one lie on top of another. And by the time we get to the concluding comment, al-Lahu is contradicting himself. The Quran is filled with rants against those who rejected the un-god, non-prophet, and un-book – many of whom were not labeled as al-kafir.

And that in itself is a deathblow to Islam because kafir, the word rendered as everything from wrongdoer to infidel, from polytheist to disbeliever, does not mean any of those things. Kafar is from the Hebrew root kaphar, which is “to reconcile by purging.” And it is the kaphar | reconciled who Satan fears most because they certify his demise. Upon Yowm Kipurym | the Day of Reconciliations, when Dowd anoints the Kaporeth | Mercy Seat of the Ark of the Covenant upon his return, the kaphar among a remnant of Yisra’elites and Yahuwdym will be celebrating the riddance of religion. It is Satan’s Day of Doom.

Quran 029.048 And not you imitate, rehearse, or recite from before it any kitabi | writing (book) and not you make a line or mark it with your right hand then. Surely have la-ir’taba | the suspicious doubted al-mub’tiluna | the false, fictitious, and futile, the unreal, incorrect, and unsound.

It is true that the Rasuli did not imitate the Towrah. He recited a variation of what was recited to him from rabbinical folklore. But these realizations do not help Allah’s case. It is also true that Muhammad didn’t make so much as a slash or mark. His only attempt to aid in the creation of a document was to erase Allah’s name from his agreement with the Quraysh at Hudaybiyah – and that was done with an eraser.

It wasn’t just the suspicious who doubted the Quran’s authenticity and originality, but almost everyone who heard it. They immediately recognized that it was mub’til | 586fictitious and unsound. So while confession may be good for the soul, Allah does not have one.

Quran 029.049 Nay, it ayat | signs (verses) between (clear) in breasts those who are given the knowledge. And not reject our signs (verses) illa | except al-zalim | cruel lords and oppressive subjugators.

Quite the opposite was true. According to their own accounting, 99.9% of those who heard these rehearsed recitals spew forth from the non-prophet’s tainted lips rejected him and everything he had to say.

Then contradicting everything he has stated thus far, Allah affirms that nothing was actually sent down, nor would it be dispatched to anyone. He was the ungiving non-giver fixated on what he hadn’t provided.

Quran 029.050 And they say, Why not are sent down to him ayat | signs from his Rabbi? Say, only the al-ayat with al-Lahi and only I a nadhir | divisive separator (warner) between.

It’s a fair question, and it never received a sane answer.

Quran 029.051 And is not sufficient for them that We handed down to you al-kitab | writing (book) is rehearsed and recited to them? Lo, in that surely is a favor and a reminder for a people who believe.

Quran 029.052 Say, Sufficient is il-Lahi between me and between you a witness. He knows what in the lofty and the ground and those who believe in fictitious falsehood and kafar il-Lahi, those they the losers who were beguiled and cheated.

Even if Allah / Satan had been sufficiently intelligent and literate to have written a book, and even if he had hands and provided a copy, it still wouldn’t have been enough – not by a trillion lightyears. For testimony to be sufficient to rule in favor of the defendant, it must meet the rules of evidence and be credible. The Quran doesn’t and isn’t.

It is the epitome of why hearsay isn’t admissible. So we are left with the Devil protesting, “It’s the best I’ve got. So take it or I will slander and kill you, then I promise to bring 587you back to life to torture you. After all, we is oft forgiving, merciful for a schizophrenic snake.”

Poor Allah, no one believed him. Wonder why…

Quran 029.053 And they ask you to hasten the punishment. And if not a term appointed, surely have come to them the punishment. But it will surely come to them suddenly while they do not perceive.

Actually, this is yet another example of Allah being too dumb to get out of his own way. The only reason that anyone would ask for the promised punishment to be hastened is to mock the threat. They knew the un-god was an incompetent blowhard. If he couldn’t provide a book, a sign, a prophecy, or a cogent thought, he wasn’t going to be resurrecting and burning anyone.

In response to their taunt, the un-god who claims elsewhere that he does what he wants, that he isn’t bound to his commitments, and that anything can be abrogated, now says that he can’t move up the date because the term has been set – so by whom? And how can “suddenly” or “surely come to them” be true when those who asked this question died 1,400 years ago? It did not happen to them. And that means that Allah lied.

Then doubling down on deceit, because that is his specialty, we read…

Quran 029.054 They ask you to hasten the punishment. And indeed, Hell will surely encompass al-kafir | the reconciled. Quran 029.055 On Day will cover them the torture of the punishment from above them and from below their feet and he will say, Taste what you used to do.

The first of one thousand times that Allah dashed off his threat to punish and torture all those who either rejected him, just didn’t believe him, never heard of him, wouldn’t kill for him, or who had the audacity to hamstring his she-camel, not only serves to demonstrate that the un-god had nothing in common with Yahowah, but far worse, that al-Lahu was a sadist. It would be impossible to have this kind of perverted 588fixation on resurrecting the decayed bones of billions of people to torture them forever if not for sadistic gratification.

And let’s be clear, there is no example of 7^th-century Arabs being equally punitive, so this is not about “tasting what anyone used to do.” Instead, it demonstrates that Satan, in the guise of Allah, is a demented psychopath who genuinely hates humanity.

With that out of his system for the moment, it’s back to egomaniacal – which isn’t much of an improvement…

Quran 029.056 O my submissive slaves who believe, lo, my land abundant so worship me subjugated and obedient.

Imagine a being so pathetic, that he’d not only have slaves, he’d order them to worship him. It’s good he’s not God.

And fortunately, this isn’t true either.

Quran 029.057 Every soul taste the death then to us you will be returned.

Most souls will cease to exist after their mortal lives are over, such that there is neither punishment nor reward for those who never come to know Yahowah. Some will be incarcerated in the place of separation as a consequence of abusing God’s people. And a few, likely one in a million, will live on as children in Yahowah’s family as a result of acting upon the conditions of the Covenant.

The following is a special slice of delusional pie…

Quran 029.061 And if you ask them, Who created the heavens and the earth and subjugated the sun and the moon, surely they would say, Al-Lahu. Then how are they deluded.

Whether you limit the scope of those to whom this question could have been asked to the 100 billion humans who have roamed the Earth, to the 40 billion living after the first civilization left a written record to the time of the Quran, or just the 350 million alive when this claim was made, only an infinitesimal fraction of one percent would have 589answered, “Al-Lahu.” Moreover, neither the sun nor the moon are “subjugated.”

But even beyond being wrong, while it’s true that the few misled souls who would have answered, “Al-Lahu” would have been deluded, why is al-Lahu admitting this?

Quran 029.062 Al-Lahu extends the provision for whom he wants of his slaves and restricts lahu | for him. Lo, al-Laha of every thing knower.

If the first part of that were true, then the only reason that most Muslims are so impoverished is because their god doesn’t like them. And if the second part were true, and it’s not, then the tens of thousands of mistakes in the Quran would all be deliberate, and thus fraud.

Quran 029.063 And if you ask them, Who sends down from the sky water and gives life thereby the earth from after its death, surely they would say, Al-Lahu. Say, the praises for il-Lahi but most of them not use reason.

For the same reasons listed previously, at the very most only 0.0001% of those alive at the time of this Suratun (3,500 Muslims out of 350,000,000 inhabitants of the Earth in 630 CE) would have called the rain god al-Lahu. The Earth has not died, nor has Halal brought it back to life. So, no praises for the very ill Lahi/hy/ha from those who prefer reason to faith.

I do not find anything associated with the un-god or his non-prophet to be of any merit, much less praiseworthy. And it isn’t the least bit amusing, either…

Quran 029.064 And not this life the world but amusement, a diversion and distraction, and play, a joke for stupid fools. And indeed, the home the hereafter surely it the life if only they know.

Satan would surely like everyone to see it as such, to make a joke of it, and to squander their souls, but it isn’t true. For most, some 95% of humanity, this is the only life they will ever know. And for some five percent, all of the best Muslims, most rabbis, all popes, many politicians, and a host 590of anti-Semites, even Progressives opposed to Israel, by entertaining themselves in ways that are hostile to God’s people, there will be a prolonged existence in She’owl. It is there that such individuals will find Halal / Allah and all of his cronies. So effective have been the voices of conspiracy, liberalism, religion, and political parties that less than one in a million will find a home in the hereafter.

Besides, based upon what we have read, Satan wants Muslims to entertain themselves, and him, with the extermination of humankind. And I don’t find that amusing, either.

Quran 029.065 And when they embark in the ship they call al-Laha sincere lahu | to him the religion but when he delivers them to the land, lo and behold they associated partners, friends, family, and coworkers. Quran 029.066 So that they may deny in what we have give them and they may enjoy. But soon they will know.

It must be Allah’s naptime again because this starts out inane and digresses into incomprehensible. Logical fallacies abound. But ignorant and inexplicable may be better than what follows…

Quran 029.067 Do not they see that we have made haram | forbidden and prohibited, even unlawful, believable while yutakhattafu | are being seized by force and taken away the people from around them? Then do in afabil-batil | falsehood, being wrong and devoid of merit, they believe in favor al-Lahi they kafur | reconciled (disbelieve).

That’s particularly surreal. Muslims are to believe that what is being called haram, which is “forbidden, prohibited, and unlawful,” is credible. At the same time, they are to perceive that Allah is a body snatcher, seizing and abducting the living all around them. Then, if that were not sufficiently insane, it is in that which is decidedly false, fraudulent, untrue, incorrect, spurious, unfounded, vain, unreal, worthless, and ineffectual that Muslims are to have faith in the favor of al-Lahi. So, somehow, this leads to them being 591a kafur, which would be great for them but bad for the un-god. Lucky for us, insanity is not contagious.

Quran 029.068 And who more unjust than who invents against al-Lahi a lie or denies the truth when it has come to him. Is there not in Hell an abode for the kafir | reconciled?

There is no reason for anyone to be tarred with that brush. Why lie about al-Lahi? The most rational response is to acknowledge what we know to be true based on his Quranic testimony and deal with Islam accordingly.

For those who prefer life to death, God to Satan, truth to deception, a relationship rather than a religion, those who are reconciled to the best Yahowah and His Covenant have to offer will never experience anything approximating Hell – unless it is as we are experiencing it while exposing and condemning Islam.

Quran 029.069 And those who jihad | striving hard, fighting for us, we will surely guide them our ways. And lo, verily, al-Laha surely with the good-deed doers.

We shouldn’t be surprised that the Suratun from Hell would conclude with Allah guiding the jihadists because that is the worst a person and the best a Muslim can be.

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We are approaching the final six floating surahs, those generally without reference to time or place. With the citation of another 100 verses, we’ll be on our way. So soon, you and I will be among the few to have survived a journey the unreligious have seldom tread.

The 30^th Suratun is Ar-Rum | The Romans – or maybe not. It speaks of victory or, perhaps, defeat. The challenge is that no one knows what the words mean and no matter how they are translated, it is senseless…

592Quran 030.001 Alif Lam Meem Quran 030.002 Al-Rumu | the Romans / the desired and sought after / those who mock and ridicule (are) al-ghalibuna | the defeated, conquered, and subdued or the victorious and superior Quran 030.003 in adna | nearest, closest, lowest, most inferior, or worst land but they from after al-ghalibuna | the defeat, conquest, and subjugation or the victory (will be) ghalibuna | defeated, conquered, and subdued or be victorious and superior.

If this is addressing Muhammad’s Muslims defeating “the Romans,” then while not as wild an exaggeration as Allah claiming to be a god, it’s up there on the delusional scale. Prior to Muhammad’s agonizing death, and the last of these Suratuns, there had only been a single foray against a Byzantine outpost. In what was intended to be a Muslim raid against civilians in Tabuk along the Gulf of Aqaba for booty, the mujahideen came away empty-handed. The failed raid was such a colossal waste of effort and lives that a number of Muslims plotted to assassinate Muhammad on the return to Yathrib. We read about this in the 9^th surah.

Since that was not a victory, there are six ways to interpret this incoherent mess. The first is that Allah didn’t differentiate between success and failure so long as his slaves were out with the intent of being murderous. That, and worship, was all he sought from them. This explanation is plausible because when the raids failed, Allah was conducting a test and harvesting martyrs, and when there was plenty of blood and booty, Allah participated with his killer angels.

Second, knowing that Muhammad and his mercenaries had failed, Islamic apologists attribute the success to Heraclius’ campaign nine years previous to this recital. It, as you may recall, had been fought against the Sassanid Persians in 622 CE, with the most decisive battles waged in Anatolia. But he was a Christian, the Romans won, and his foes were Zoroastrians. And once the Byzantines prevailed, 593there were no additional battles between these long-standing belligerents.

Since that did not fit the declaration, Muslims have gone back to clean up the mess by capriciously rendering ghalib, either positively or negatively as needed to infer that this statement was addressing the battles twenty years prior to this recital when the Persians defeated the Byzantines in 613 CE. It was then that Damascus and Jerusalem fell to the Persians. But then a decade later, the Christians regrouped and defeated the Zoroastrians. If that was the intent, then Allah is the worst historian ever.

Fourth, there are Muslims who claim that this was a prophecy and spoke of the Battle of the Yarmuk River (adjacent to the Syrian, Jordanian, and Israeli borders) in 636 CE. But the problem with that is twofold. The recital was presented in the past tense in 630 CE. More importantly, this statement was not recorded in writing until between 700 to 740 CE, some sixty to one hundred years after the fact. As such, it validates the point I have been making all along that even the pretense of a prophecy isn’t possible without an extant written record dated many years prior to the fulfillment.

And fifth, since al-rumu is only used this one time in the Quran, perhaps it isn’t to be transliterated as Romans but, instead, translated as “the desired and sought after” or those “mocking and ridiculing” who have been subdued. This would at least be consistent with the message of the other surahs recited around this time.

And finally, not only can al-rumu be rendered in three distinctly different ways, but so can ghalib. It can speak of being defeated, conquered, and subdued, or being the one who defeats, conquers, or subdues others. And therefore, this is nothing more than another word salad of mysterious ingredients.

594This known, what Muhammad recited next is particularly peculiar. In less than three years, he would be dead. And while that’s worth celebrating, and you never know with Allah, I doubt it was the intent…

Quran 030.004 Within a few years, for il-Lahi the command from before and from after. And that day will rejoice the believers Quran 030.005 with help al-Lahi. He helps whom he wants. And he the all-mighty, al-Rahim. Quran 030.006 Promise al-Lahi not fail. Al-Lahu his promise but most of the people not know. Quran 030.007 They know apparent of the life the world but they about the after they heedless. Quran 030.008 Do not they ponder within themselves? Not al-Lahu measured the lofty and the ground and what between them except to be suitable and a term assigned and appointed to attribute the name. And, lo, many of the people in meeting their Rabbi surely kafir | reconciled (disbelievers).

Would all those who have seen al-Lahu out with his measuring stick please stand up and be accounted? As for the literal translation of the words rendered as “a suitable term for the appointment of the name,” from what we have read, that is a fitting assessment of the Devil’s ambition.

And since no one saw Satan out with his yardstick, we are back to the un-god “proving” that he’s real because once upon a time in a faraway kingdom he wasn’t exactly prince charming…

Quran 030.009 Have not they traveled in the ground and seen how was the perishing and punishment in the end those from before them? They were more violent and terrible than them, stronger and more powerful, and they stirred up dust by assaulting (dug) the land or ground and built it more than what they have inhabited and colonialized it. And came them their rasulu with between (clear proof). So not was al-Lahu zalim | a cruel and oppressive subjugating lord (wrong) to them? Or they were themselves zalim | cruel and oppressive lords (wrong)?

This is funny in a way because Allah is demeaning this fledging cadre of militants, saying that the Ad, Thalmud, and Companions of the Wood were more formidable, even more vicious terrorists. And so if the Muslim mujahideen didn’t 595shape up, they would suffer the same fate – which was to be exterminated by the Islamic god.

This continues to be pretty thin-skinned, even for a Snake…

Quran 030.010 Then was end and demise those who evil, the evil because they denied signs al-Lahi and were of them making mockery.

Wah, wah, wah, what a crybaby. Worst god ever.

On the other hand, as a builder, I can appreciate al-Lahu’s competency of measuring twice, cutting once. Do you suppose that is what this means?

Quran 030.011 Al-Lahu measures the creation then he repeats it. Then to him you will be returned. Quran 030.012 And day will be established the hour will be despair the criminals. Quran 030.013 And not will be for them among theirs partners any intercessors and they will be in their partners kafir | reconciled (disbelievers). Quran 030.014 And day will be established the hour that day they will become separated.

The rant against intercessors and partners seeks to threaten and demean a different competitor depending upon whether one focuses on the former or the latter. Christians of the day believed that their Dead God on a Stick was their intercessor while the Towrah and Prophets ascribe a friend (‘Abraham), a coworker (Moseh), and a son (Dowd) to Yahowah.

Unable to do much of anything in the here and now, Halal / Allah was insistent that he would deliver the goods at a time and place unknown and unseen. And while that’s easy for Allah, this time he mixes it up a bit…

Quran 030.015 Then as for those who aman | believed and al-salih | did what was conciliatory, reconciling, and suitable, so they among rawdatin | the broken and trained or in meadows yuh’baruna | beautiful or with rabbinical scholars.

Only Allah knows.

596Quran 030.016 But as for those who kafar and denied our signs and meeting the hereafter, then those in the tormenting punishment brought forth. Quran 030.017 So, glory be to al-Lahi. When you reach the evening and when you reach the morning. Quran 030.018 And lahu | for him the praises the lofty and the ground and night and when you at noon. Quran 030.019 He brings forth the living from the dead and he brings forth the dead from the living and he gives life the earth after its death, and thus, you will be brought forth.

In summary, the kafar denied, as should everyone. Nonetheless, al-Lahi threatened to torture them for his amusement. That is what makes him unique among wannabe gods. So glory be to al-Lahi. He is the best of tormentors. All praises to Hell’s Warden.

Should anyone question his dubious credentials, he makes the living dead. It is his greatest achievement and is the purpose of Islam. But because he is a sadist, Satan claims that he will reanimate those his religious goons have killed so that he can enjoy torturing them. And if that were not proof enough that he wasn’t God, when the Earth died, he brought the planet back to life. What’s more…

Quran 030.020 And among his signs and proof that he measured and proportioned you from tuabin | much earth, dust in the hands, destitute poverty, misery, or well-matched, even ribs, then lo and behold, you bashar | skin, flesh, or glad tidings (human beings) spreading out, resuscitated.

Since Halal / Allah does not seem to know what the words he used actually mean, so I thought we should help him out and render them in accordance with Arabic dictionaries. In this case, whether you know it or not, you were measured from either much earth or dust in the hands or poverty and misery, perhaps even well-matched or a rib. So, lo and behold you became basar – the Hebrew term for either the flesh of an animal, meat, a person, or good news.

Quran 030.021 And among his signs and proof that he measured for you from yourselves azwajan | couples, as in spouses and wives, litaskunu | to be quiet in destitute poverty and submissiveness in them 597and he made bayn | between you desire, favors, and benefits. Lo, in that signs and proofs for a people who considered.

Again, turning to the primary meaning of each word for elucidation we are to believe that the un-god measured our wives, and if so, nicely done since I love mine. But that’s as far as it goes because we are not going to play along and see women as Muslims, living in litaskunu | silence, destitute and submissive. Although, what’s interesting here is that litaskunu is a derivative of the stolen rabbinic Shekhinah – which is the presence of Judaism’s G-d. I suppose she, since Shekhinah is feminine, is being submissive to Allah.

Quran 030.022 And among his signs and proofs the measurement the lofty and the ground and ikh’tilafu | following substitution, different, and broken your tongues and your colors. Lo, in that surely signs and proof for those of thought.

It’s embarrassing but true – Allah’s tongue was broken. And he was a racist, focused on the color of a person’s skin rather than their character.

Quran 030.023 And among his signs and proofs your sleep by night and the day your seeking of his acclaim and bounty. Lo, in that surely are signs and proofs for a people who listen.

Quran 030.024 And among his signs and proofs he shows you the lightning fear and hope and he sends down from the sky water and gives life therewith the earth after its death. Lo, in that surely are signs and proofs for a people who use intellect.

Quran 030.025 And among his signs and proofs that stands the heavens and the earth by his command. Then when he calls you a call from the earth, lo and behold, you will come forth. Quran 030.026 And to him whoever in the lofty and the ground. All lahu | to him obedient. Quran 030.027 And he the one who originates the measurement then repeats it and it easier lahi | for him. And lahu | for him the description the highest in the lofty heavens and the ground of the earth. And he the mighty, the wise.

Evidently, Allah is the refried beans of gods. He never gets anything right the first time. While that may be dismissive, and even pejorative, what am I to conclude at this 598point? Am I to remind you that sleep isn’t proof of Halal’s supremacy, that lightning and rain are associated with pagan gods, that the earth hasn’t been resurrected, or that the sky isn’t hanging on a word?

Quran 030.028 He sets forth to you an example from yourselves. Is for you among what possess your right hands any partners in what we have provided you so you in it equal? You fear them as you fear yourselves. Thus we explain the signs (verses) for a people use reason.

Those who succeed have and value partners, even Yahowah. And no one in their right mind fears their friends and co-workers.

Skipping ahead to the end of this mess…

Quran 030.058 And verily, we set forth for mankind in this al-Qur’ani of every example, but if you bring them a sign, lo, will say those who kafar, Not you except falsifiers, worthless, out of touch with reality, and spurious.

That was all true – so it’s a step in the right direction.

Moving on to Ars-Sajda | The Prostration, we are assaulted with…

Quran 032.001 Alif Lam Meem Quran 032.002 Came down the writing (book). No doubt about it. From the rabbi al-‘alamina | lord of that which is marked, created, and known.

It takes a special kind of liar to lie about something so obviously untrue. There was no writing and no book – no doubt about it. And what other “worlds” are marked and known?

Quran 032.003 Or they say, He if’tarahu | invented and falsified it, fabricating it through slander. Nay, it al-haqu | suitable and fitting from your rabbi | lord that you may vow a warning to be on guard a people not has come to them any promised calamity or vow to be cautious (warner) from before you so that they may be directed.

Since those who knew Muhammad and the Quran better than anyone today recognized that al-Rasuli had falsified and 599fabricated this slander against the Almighty, why are Muslims unable to come to this obvious conclusion today?

Since Al-Lahu has claimed in this very same Qurani that he sent a rasuli to every town and community, why were the Arabs bypassed? Were they not worth warning?

Quran 032.005 He yudabbiru | turns away the backs the command the lofty heaven to the ground, then it will ascend, lame and limping to him in a day that is determined measure which is a thousand years of what you count. Quran 032.006 That knower the hidden and the seen, the all-mighty, the Rahim.

As the Snake of the Sand no doubt witnessed, Arabs with a spine turned their backs to lead those who were moral away from this whirling dervish. But sometimes, it’s better to listen and respond. The Snake has finally dated his Day of Doom. But when we add 1,000 years to 630 CE, we find that nothing happened in 1630. Or perhaps it did. In early 1630, a cobbler in Turin was diagnosed with the bubonic plague – affirming what I have said of Islam from the beginning.

Plague is an apt metaphor for religion. It spreads quickly and is deadly. In Milan, for example, by the end of 1631, 186,000 of the city’s 250,000 citizens were dead. Previously, in the 6^th century CE, the Bubonic Plague killed over 25 million, and perhaps as many as 50 million, people when it decimated the Persian and Byzantine Empires as they were warring with one another.

If this was revealed a year later, 1631 was commemorated with the army of the Holy Roman Empire sacking the protestant German community of Magdeburg and massacring 20,000 civilians. While not in the same league, Muslim pirates sacked Baltimore, Ireland. And in Wurzburg, 900 people were burned at the stake during their witch trials. So, is it any wonder this book is entitled God Damn Religion. Islam is just the worst of a bad lot.

This known, in the Quran’s only credible attempt at prophecy, Allah was wrong – joining Paul with his failed 600predictions of a rapture during his lifetime. And since I’ve shared this previously, the false god was errant by just over four hundred years.

Quran 032.007 The one who made good every thing he measured and he began the measuring al-insani | sociable and amicable (man) from tinin | mud, plaster, or clay. Quran 032.008 Then he made his begotten fruit from the extract of contemptible and despicable, worthless, water.

For those who may have rejected my conclusion that Allah disdains humanity, you have been corrected.

Both Paul and Muhammad admitted to having become demon-possessed after horrendously debilitating and inane initial encounters with Satan, but we do not know how many men and women the Devil can influence at one time. But we can safely conclude that the living were not conceived from contemptible water – as it is among the most valuable contributors to life.

Quran 032.009 Then he completed him and breathed into him from his ruhihi | spirit. And made for you the hearing, the sight, and the hearts. Little what you give thanks. Quran 032.010 And they say, ‘Is when we are lost in the ground will we certainly be in a creation new? Nay, they in meeting their rabbi | lord kafir | reconciled disbelievers.

There are those who create and share the credit and those who destroy and claim that they are underappreciated. Which do you suppose is this Rabbi?

Quran 032.011 Say, Will take your soul angel the death the one who has been put in charge of you. Then to your rabbi you will be returned. Quran 032.012 An if you see when the criminals hang their heads before their rabbi | lord, our lord, we have seen and we have heard so return us. We will do suitable. Lo, verily, we certain.

Satan is fantasizing over the prospect of humiliating those who rejected his ludicrous claims. This is one of many symptoms of a true psychopath.

601Allah has an obvious problem. He has continually protested that he has decked the earth with signs and proofs of his godliness, and yet, very few people have chosen of their own freewill to accept any of those bogus claims. So, since Halal / Allah is insistent that he is all-powerful, his answer to the disparity between his supposed prowess and his dismal performance is to say that he could have guided everyone but didn’t. Instead, he thought it would be more fun to abuse them in Hell.

Quran 032.013 And if we willed, surely we have given every soul its direction but suitable the word from me that I certainly fill Hell with al-Jinati | the Demons and Devils and the men together. Quran 032.014 So taste because you forgot meeting this day of yours. Lo, verily we have forgotten you. And taste tormenting punishment eternity for what you used do.

The only being who would threaten to torment billions of people for rejecting him is Satan. This isn’t Godly. It is proof, in and of itself.

Quran 032.015 Only believe in our proofs and signs those who when they are reminded of them fall down prostrating. And glorify praises their rabbi | lord. They are not arrogant.

The very thought of a supposedly superior being creating an inferior one for worship is repugnant and mentally deranged, revealing a crippling psychosis. Even though it is the essence of Islam and, to a lesser degree, many other religions, the concept is actually beyond rational comprehension. It’s a grotesque display of ego, announcing a horrendous character flaw. There is no justifying a mastermind crafting a minion, only to crave its obsequious devotion while basking in the subordinates’ submission to the point of repetitive prostrations. Being reduced to a worshipful plaything is an affront to the dignity of life, a travesty of reason, and an ethical obscenity. This scenario should prompt the moral to question the sanity and character of this religious god.

602The irony is, of course, palpable, for it is in the realm of religion that this scenario is revered when it should be reviled. So why do men conceive and promote deranged deities? This paradigm raises disturbing questions about the nature of religion.

Quran 032.016 Restless and uneasy, their sides from beds they call their lord fear and hope and out of what we have provided them they spend.

While that was not among Halal’s best efforts, what follows is unadulterated Allah…

Quran 032.021 And surely we will let them taste of the tortuous punishment the nearer before the tormenting punishment al-akbar so that they may return.

How and why Satan transitioned from a double dose of punishments to lying about Moseh is anyone’s guess…

Quran 032.023 And certainly we gave Musa the writing (book) so not be in doubt about receiving it. And we made it a guide for the Bani Is’raila. Quran 032.025 Lo, your Lord, he will judge between them Day the Resurrection in what they used in it differ. Quran 032.026 Does it not guide for them how many we have destroyed from before them of the generations? They walk about in their dwelling. Lo, in that surely are signs. Then do not they hear?

We are listening and, therefore, know that the Devil has a name. Satan has an indelible identity. The destroyer of generations is Allah.

This Suratun concludes with…

Quran 032.029 Say, day the decision not will benefit those who kafar their belief and not they will be granted respite. Quran 032.030 So turn away from them and wait. Lo, they waiting.

And so are we, counting down the days to Halal’s demise.

With two down and a dwindling lot to go, we enter the revisionist realm of Saba | Sheba.

603Quran 034.001 The praises to il-Lahi the one to whom belongs whatever in the lofty heavens and whatever in the ground. And lahu | for him the praises in the hereafter. And he the all-wise, the all-aware. Quran 034.002 He knows what penetrates in the ground and what comes out from it and what descends from the lofty and what ascends therein and he al-Rahim, the oft-forgiving. Quran 034.003 But say those who kafar, Not will come to us the hour. Say, Nay, by my lord surely it will come to you. Knower the unseen. Not escapes from him weight fuzz a date seed in the lofty and not in the ground and not smaller than that and not greater but in a record between.

Quran 034.005 But those who strive against our signs cause failure. Those for them a punishment of foul nature, painful.

Quran 034.007 But say those who kafar, Shall we direct you to a man who informs you when you have disintegrated total disintegration. Lo, you surely a creation new.

Allah is an egomaniac. He praises himself and demands adulation at every opportunity. Even worse, he has said and done nothing to deserve it. Quite the contrary, Allah is the most ghoulish and least likable rendition of a god in the history of religion. Unless you are a proponent of degrading humanity in general and abusing women in particular, genocide, thievery, terrorism, torture, and despots, he’s got nothing to offer.

When America published the picture two decades ago of Osama bin Laden as Public Enemy Number One, it should have been Halal / Allah – represented as he is on this cover.

While most of the Quran was fabricated and forged, there have been occasions when al-Lahi was correctly identified as a demonic sadist, malignant narcissist, and cruel psychopath. Even the name and title, Allah and al-Laha, are an ode to Satan’s true identity as Halal.

And to a significant extent, Muhammad has been correctly presented as a fellow narcissist and psychopath, as a ruthless terrorist and mass murderer, as schizophrenic and demon-possessed pedophile, rapist, and fraud. There is 604nothing redeemable about him and those who knew him best had the intellect and fortitude to call the madman, mad…

Quran 034.008 Has he invented and fabricated about al-Lahi a lie, are in him demons, devils, and madness? Nay, those who not believe in hereafter in the punishment and error far.

The Never-Ending Argument is a genuine thread that runs throughout the Quran. It is the voice of reason.

Quran 034.009 Then do not they see towards what before them and what behind them of the lofty and the ground? If we want we cause to swallow them the ground or cause to fall upon them fragments from the sky. Lo, in that surely a sign for every slave who turns.

Bragging was another of Allah’s skill sets. But since his boasts were usually dubious and demonic, they did not help his cause.

If we were to remove each iteration of lo, verily, certainly, surely, and truly, along with the false assertions that follow, the Quran would shrivel. And if the braggadocios platitudes which followed these erroneous claims were exhumed while exempting plagiarism, all that would remain would be immoral, demented, poorly articulated, and insane rants. For example…

Quran 034.010 And certainly we gave Dawood from us bounty. O mountains, repeat praises with him and the birds. And we made pliable for him the iron. Quran 034.011 That make full coats of mail and measure precisely of the links and work suitable. Indeed, I am of what you do all-seer.

Since this is too stupid for the village idiot, we are left with two potential explanations for why Halal / Allah would claim that the mountains and birds sang Dawood’s praises and that iron became flexible in his hands. Either Satan has lost his mojo, suffered a stroke, and is now dumb as a stone, or he’s just bored out of his mind and is entertaining himself by playing Arabs for fools.

605Six thousand years ago in the Garden, he was reasonably clever in the subtle ways he corrupted Yahowah’s instructions to mislead mankind, but not anymore. The karuwb of ‘Eden is now a nachash in the desert.

Quran 034.012 And to Sulaiman the wind its morning course a month and its afternoon course a month. And we caused to flow for him a spring molten copper. And the jinn | demons and devils who worked before him by the permission his rabbi. And whoever deviated among them from our command. We will make him taste of punishment the blaze. Quran 034.013 They worked for him what he wanted of elevated chambers and statues and bowls like reservoirs and cooking pots fixed. Work, O family Dawood, gratitude. But few of my slaves grateful.

That is not entirely true. Speaking for all of us, we are grateful that our journey through the Quran is nearly complete and that Halal’s Day of Doom looms large on the near horizon.

Quran 034.014 Then when we decreed for him the death, not indicated to them on his death except a creature the ground eating his staff. But when he fell down became between al-jinn | the demons and the devils that if they had known the unseen, not they remained in the punishment humiliating.

While not as entertaining or well-written, this is reminiscent of the film – Dumb and Dumber. In this demonic rendition, the characters are played by Satan and Muslims.

As a travel guide and storyteller, Halal / Allah is no better than he has been at playing god or historian…

Quran 034.015 Certainly was for Saba in their dwelling place a sign, two jannatani | gardens of demons on right and left. Eat from provision your lord and be grateful to him. A land good and a lord forgiving. Quran 034.016 But they turned away so we sent upon them flood the dam and we changed for them their two demonic gardened producing fruit bitter and tamarisks and thing of lote trees few. Quran 034.017 That we recompensed them because they kafar. And not we rewarded except the ungrateful.

606What began horrifically in the darkness of night and confines of the cave with senseless drivel and demon possession twenty years ago has degraded appreciably.

Quran 034.023 And not benefits the intercession with him except for whom he permits for him until when fear is removed on their hearts they will say, What is that your lord has said? They will say, The truth. And he the most-high, the most great.

At least Allah is good at something – even if it is nothing more than validating the Yasha’yah / Isaiah 14 prophecy revealing Halal’s desire to be seen as rising above the Most High.

The truth be known, most have been oppressed by the Arrogant One’s religious minions. And his is a plot of epic proportions. For Satan to be seen rising above Yahowah, there must be no equals and human minds must be envenomated while free speech is shackled.

Quran 034.033 And will say those who were oppressed to those who were arrogant, Nay a plot night and day when you were ordering us that we disbelieve in il-Lahi and we set up lahu | for him equals. But they will conceal the regret when they see the punishment. And we will put shackles on necks those who kafar. Will they we rewarded except what they used to do?

Intimidation and fear, which is the purpose of the tactic of terrorism, must become the order of the day for Allah to prevail. But as an impotent idol, all the Devil can do is rant – even if it is demented and delusional…

Quran 034.034 And not we sent to a town any warner but said its wealthy ones, Lo we in what you have been sent with kafir. Quran 034.035 And they say, We more wealth and children and not we will be punished.

It should be evident why I’ve dispensed with internal quotation marks, normally used to differentiate between speakers. No one ever said such a thing. This is just a perverse monologue – as if Halal was arguing with the rat he was about to devour.

607Quran 034.043 When are recited to them our signs between, they say, Not this but a man who wishes to hinder you from what used worship your forefathers. And they say, Not this except a lie invented. And said those who kafar about the truth when it came to them, Not this except a magic and sorcery obvious?

Why was it so clear to them and not to Muslims today?

As the Saba | Sheba Suratun runs out of vim and vitriol, Halal / Allah can’t seem to remember if he sent books and rasulis to everyone or if he dispensed with the charade. But there is no doubt, rejection was ubiquitous and denial prevalent. Apart from indoctrinating sufficient fools to assassinate those who didn’t capitulate, Allah has never been convincing.

Quran 034.044 And not we given them any writing which they could study and not we sent to them before you any warner. Quran 034.045 And denied those who before them and not they have attained a tenth what we given them. But they denied my rasuli so how was my rejection?

This is yet another confession, albeit more revealing than most…

Quran 034.046 Say, Only I admonish you for one that you stand for il-Lahi pairs and individuals thumma tatafakkaru ma | then question and consider the extent your companion and company are from jinnatin | devils, veiled darkness, insanity, confusion, madness, and demon-possession.

Please do.

As has been the case with many of these ungrounded Suratuns, the voice is desperate and needy, as the most insecure crave praise. This is Fatir | Origninator.

Quran 035.001 All praises and commendation to il-Lahi, fatiri | originator and cleaver of that which is split and broken of the high and lofty and the ground, makes al-malaikati | spiritual messengers (angels) rusulan | messengers uli | people, family, former, and possessors of ajnihatin | blame, sin, and wings, two or three or four. He increases in the measurement what he wants or wills. Lo, indeed, al-Laha on every thing all-measured, decreed, and determined.

608Allah would have Muslims believe that his Rasuli was angelic, a heavenly envoy for extermination and perversity. Mal’ak is the Hebrew word mistakenly rendered as “angel” throughout the Quran and even the Bible, but it actually means “messenger.” The word is typically used to describe Yahowah’s vast array of spiritual implements whom He often deploys to protect human messengers such as myself. Without this service, as it is described and detailed in the 91^st Mizmowr / Psalm, I wouldn’t survive long in a world viciously antagonistic to the truth.

Of the other terms dispersed throughout the opening statement, fatiri’s primary meaning is “cleave and split apart in the process of breaking.” Al-samawati, typically rendered as “heaven,” is from the Hebrew shamaym, which is the spiritual realm of God. Also interesting, al-ardi is translated as “earth,” as in “dirt” rather than the planet Earth, throughout the Quran. The word most likely speaks of the rotation of vegetation throughout the seasons. It isn’t based upon any one of the three Hebrew words for ‘erets | land, ‘adamah | ground, or tebel | the planet and world.

When considering the meaning of the r-s-l basis of rasul, we find that the root is likely rasha’, which speaks of the “condemnable and vexing nature of religion.” It is to “be wickedly evil and criminally wrong.”

Uli is almost comical in its long list of potential definitions. It is rendered as “people,” “family,” “men,” or “first,” while also commonly translated as “possessors,” “former” and “ancient,” even as “interpretation” and determination.

Ajnihatin adds to the confusion since it is translated under its primary connotations, “blame” and “sin,” far more often than it is rendered as “wing.” And while it is but a detail among mountains of manure, while two wings would perform better than four, three would be dysfunctional.

609Even yazidu, correctly rendered as “increases,” also speaks of “being redundant and superfluous.” And as noted previously, al-khalqi means “to measure and proportion.”

“Every” is from the Hebrew kol with the same connotation. And finally, qadirun, commonly presented as “all-powerful,” actually means “measured and sized, decreed and determined, destined and empowered.” So, when considered from Satan’s perspective, qadirun is another confession as were ajinihatin and fatiri.

The improperly disclosed and unidentified ingredients in Allah’s word salad continue with al-nasa, which while typically rendered as mankind, is from the Hebrew verb nasa’. It speaks of “lifting up and supporting that which is beguiling and deceiving,” thereby “causing an insurrection.”

Quran 035.003 O al-nasa | the beguiled and deceived supporting the insurrection, remember easy life al-Lahi upon you is any measurer other al-Lahi who provides for you from the sky and the ground. No god by he (la ilaha illa huwa). Then how you perverted, deceived, and deluded?

Halal continues to regard mankind in general, and Muslims specifically, in low regard. Even then, there was no reason for the Lord of Delusions to ask that question.

Quran 035.004 And if yukadhibuka | they lie and falsify a fabrication about you, faqad | lo, surely, and certainly kudhibat | were liars, fabricating, and falsifying rasulun | messengers from before you. And to al-Lahi tur’ja’u al-umuru | turns the commands and commandments.

Occasionally we agree on something. While Muhammad was the first and last of Satan’s Rasulun, he was an accomplished liar, fabricator, and falsifier. Also, while they are Instructions, not “Commandments,” Islam’s Devil has managed to upend them all, turning instructive and moral into deceptive and ghoulish.

Quran 035.005 O al-nasa | the beguiled and deceived supporting the insurrection, inna | lo, verily, and indeed, the wa’da | promise al-610Lahi haqqun | suitable. So not taghurrannakumu | deceive and beguile you as ignorant and deluded children the life al-dun’ya | the near and low (world). And not taghurrannakumu | deceive and beguile you as ignorant and deluded children exposed to perdition with il-Lahi al-gharuru | the immature deceiving and childish beguiling, the destructive ignorance and vanity.

That was a lot of deceives and beguiles for a single verse, but since it is il-Lahi’s specialty, it is not unexpected even if redundant.

Quran 035.006 Inna | lo, verily, and surely, al-Shaytan | the Adversary, Satan, to you ‘aduwwun | an overlooker unjustly and wickedly passing by spitefully and wrongly surpassing every reasonable boundary (enemy), so fa-ittakhidhuhu | receive and accept him (take) as ‘aduwwun | a trespasser unjustly and wickedly passing by, spitefully and wrongly surpassing every transgression (enemy) that only yad’u | he desires and demands that hiz’bahu | his Hezbollah, his distressed, separated, divisive and over burdened party and congregation that they may be among companions possessing al-sa’iri | the blazing fire of demonic madness and vehement insanity.

To begin, while al-Shaytan is from the Hebrew ha Satan | the Adversary, Arabic dictionaries render it as “distant and remote, concealed and turned in opposition, excessively proud, rebellious, audacious, and corrupt.” So, it is a fitting depiction of the way Halal / Allah has depicted himself throughout the Quran. Satan’s title is sometimes conveyed as “the devils,” but more commonly, the definite article is neglected, and it is transliterated as Shaitaan | Satan.

If I were to summarize the intent of Islam and the Quran, and particularly these un-grounded Suratuns, it would be to say that Satan is attempting to shed his Adversarial title so that he can reinvent himself as if he were God. He’s just not very good at it, which is why his recitals are so inaccurate and inept. More to the point, the harder the Devil tries to present himself as God, the more obvious it becomes that he is just the opposite.

611‘Aduwwun is commonly rendered as “enemy” in Quran translations even though that isn’t among its connotations. It speaks of Satan lurking where he does not belong, trespassing actually, while exceeding every reasonable boundary or restraint. It says that he is spiteful, which is his motivation for demeaning mankind and attacking God.

After this introduction of his alter-ego, Satan actually wants Muslims to be receptive to him, even while he admits to trespassing in their lives when he does not belong. Then removing any doubt that Halal and Allah are one and the same, the un-god reveals that it is his desire, indeed, his demand, that those he has separated, overburdened, and caused to be divisive accompany him in the blazing fire of demonic madness and overwhelming insanity. And by saying so, al-Shaytan has reaffirmed that his agenda and Allah’s are identical and indistinguishable.

In so doing, our time in the Islamic hell of the Quran has been rewarded. We are the wiser for it.

And having done our due diligence previously, we know that Halal / Allah despises the kafar, not because they are “disbelievers,” but because they represent the remnant of Yisra’el who will survive to thwart his ambitions. As the kaphar | reconciled who are covered and protected by Yahowah’s Beryth | Covenant and Miqra’ey | Invitations to be Called Out and Meet, they will be in Yaruwshalaim | Source of Guidance on Reconciliation during Yowm Kipurym | the Day of Reconciliations when Dowd, our Messiah and Savior, arrives to anoint the Kaporeth | Reconciling Seat of the Ark of the Covenant – at which time, Satan is doomed by the kafar / kaphar.

Quran 035.007 Those who kafar | are reconciled, and thus covered and protected (disbelievers), for them a shadidun | established, severe, violent, miserable and terrible adhabun | chastising and castigating punishment, torture, and torment. And those who amanu | believe and do right, for them forgiveness and a great reward.

612Everyone has a choice. You can choose as I have done to be kaphar | reconciled in a relationship with Yahowah and live forever with Him as part of His Family. That is the purpose of the Beryth and Miqra’ey as presented in the Towrah. Or, you can believe that Allah is God and that he is going to torture the kafar with his shadidun adhabun | violent and miserable chastising rebuke as he tortures humankind.

If you amanu | believe that God is a sadist who forgives mass murderers and offers a great reward to thieves, slavers, and rapists, then, so long as you don’t act upon your faith, or do as Allah demands, then that is another option.

Quran 035.008 Then is who is zuyyina | adorned and honored lahu | to him suu | to treating badly and viciousness his doing so that he sees it good? For lo, verily, al-Laha lets go astray whom he wills and wants and directs whom he wants so not go out your soul for them hasaratin | through fatigue, jaded, stripped, and stinking with regrets. Lo, al-Laha knower of what they do. Quran 035.009 And al-Lahu the one who sends as a rasula the winds to raise clouds and we drive them to a dead land. And we revive therewith the ground after its death. Thus the resurrection.

Linguists don’t know what to do with zuyyina, because it means “to be adorned, honored, and embellished,” none of which work in this context. Also, since it is the essence of al-lahu, I will continue to point out that lahu means “for him.”

In this case, suu, which is commonly rendered as “evil,” more correctly means to act like a Muslim and treat everyone badly by being vicious. And it is Halal’s intent to replace good with evil. That is why Satan’s name, Halal, means “acceptable” in Islam.

Also intriguing, while hasaratin is commonly translated as “regrets,” the word is considerably more colorful. The hasaratin are “fatigued, jaded, stripped, and stinking,” which may be the reason for their regrets.

613You may have noticed that these translations have migrated over the course of these pages away from what is presented in interlinears keyed to The Nobel Quran to more robustly supported and expressive text. The reason is that Muslims go into overdrive in an attempt to make Allah appear lucid and sane, and they do so by altering the meanings of the words themselves. So, to counter this deceitful practice, I have decided to examine every one of them under a microscope, contemplating their Hebrew roots, dictionary definitions, common and quranic usage. It is why I’m providing a transliteration of the terms found in the Quran so that you can look them up and verify their implications. This will become exceedingly evident as we make our way through the final Suratun in the next chapter.

In this regard, while conveying a more accurate rendering of the Quran’s most repeated and expressive terms, I am providing the most common Islamic interpretation withing parentheticals so that you are aware of what Muslims are reading. An illustrative example of this is kafar. As an Arabic transliteration of the Hebrew kaphar, it speaks of “reconciliation.” Ignoring the realization that this legacy explains why Allah hates the kaphar / kafar and wants to annihilate and torture them, Islamic scholars render it as “disbelievers” even though there is nothing in the word which would justify a negation of aman | belief. And should you be inclined to do your own investigation, I have found that the most efficient tool in this regard is the Concordance Index at IslamAwakened.com.

The challenge is considerable because throughout the Quran, Allah presents himself as capricious – doing whatever he wants, no matter how inconsistent it may be with what he has promised. Then, ever the egomaniac, Allah cannot fathom why the preponderance of people were rejecting him since he presents himself as irresistible and all-powerful. He attempts to resolve this conundrum by claiming that he has deliberately misled the doubters. But 614this is only true with regard to believers. And it leads to the conclusion that Satan wants to stoke the flames of hell with the maximum number of people possible.

As for al-Lahu sending a rasula as the wind and it raising clouds, that’s as senseless as the earth having died and its rebirth explaining resurrection. Allah is dumb, even for a snake. And it gets worse, not better. After flubbing meteorology, he blunders his way through oceanography and then flunks astronomy.

Quran 035.012 And not are alike or at the same level the two slit and divided seas. This ‘adhbun | castigating or punishing, even torment tasing (fresh) sweet, palatable, its drink and this mil’hun | sucks for the sucker (salty), ujajun | burning (bitter).

And from each you eat fresh, succulent, and juicy meat and you escape, extract, and extricate ornaments you wear them and you see the round (ships) in it cleaving, plowing by turning toward the wind, so that you may seek of his excellence and superiority and that you may be grateful.

How is it possible that something this errant and poorly written is considered a holy book worthy of respect and veneration? There are fifty aquatic ecosystems designated as seas with seven seas referencing the largest of them, not two. They are not divided or split. Worse, according to the dunderhead deity, the good one is castigating and punishing, and yet sweet and palatable. The other one sucks for the sucker and is burning.

Not that it matters, but the dissimilar seas were not named or located – a common problem throughout the Quran. Further, all seas, by definition, are salty and lakes are fresh, but they are not coterminous. And while I don’t know how one wears that which is extricated from the seas, I can assure you that ships do not cleave, especially into the wind. They float because the volume of water they displace weighs more than the hull, cargo, and air within and about the vessel. And those of the day were controlled and propelled via 615hydro- and aerodynamics. And nothing here is commendable but, instead, deplorable.

Moving deeper into the abyss of absurdity, gods do not cause nights to enter days. The planet’s rotation on its axis causes the portion facing the sun to be illuminated. The sun and moon are inanimate objects and not subject to subjugation – and neither run. They do not have an appointed term. And this Snake doesn’t actually have dominion of his Arabian sandbox.

Those associate with Yahowah, and especially Moseh and Dowd, are of a trillion times greater value than every demon who has ever sought to play god.

Quran 035.013 He causes to enter the night in the day and he causes to enter the day in the night and he has controlled and subjected the sun and the moon each running for a term appointed and directed. That al-Lahu your lord lahu | for him the dominion. And those who you invoke besides him not they possess even the membrane of a dateseed.

Skipping past that which is completely redundant to bring you that which is often repeated, we find…

Quran 035.025 And if they lie and deny you, then, verily, falsified and denied those who were from before them came to them their rasulu bil-bayin | with between and with il-zuburi | the well casing (Psalms) and with il-kitabi | the writing (book) al-muniri | the fire. Quran 035.026 Then I seized those who kafar | are reconciled (disbelieve) and how was my disapproval and repugnance?

Those who deny Allah’s Rasuli are among the most trustworthy souls on the planet because Muhammad was a consummate liar. And since the non-prophet was the first and last rasuli, none were denied previously.

Back when we were grappling with the 26^th Suratun we came to realize that our options regarding zuburi were considerable. While in Arabic, it is an incongruous “well casing,” in Hebrew any of the following are possible: za’eb | wolf, zabuwb | fly, zabach | butcher and sacrifice, zadown | 616presumptuous and arrogant, zohar | bright and shiny, zuwb | discharged, zowb | semen, or zuwr | to be estranged and forsaken. However, since the root of Mizmowr | Lyrics to Songs is zamar, Halal may have intended to say Psalms but, instead conveyed zamam | an evil plan zimah | which has been conceived and perpetrated which is mischievous, idolatrous, licentious, and incestuous.

Then moving on to il-kitabi | the writing, we know that there was none. However, it would not toss what eventually appeared in a fire, as is the implication here. It is way too toxic to burn. Plus, I’d much rather everyone read it and respond accordingly.

While there is no mystery in any of the following, it is a mystery as to why Allah said any of this…

Quran 035.027 Do not you see that al-Laha sends down from the sky water then we bring forth therewith fruits various their colors. And in the mountains cutting off surpassing whiteness and flaying red superseding their colors and passing away glorious black

Since al-Laha asked, has anyone seen him dispatch water from the sky? Has he been cited tending a garden? I would ask if anyone knew his favorite colors but he answered the question. He prefers to surpass whiteness with glorious black and red; he shows his preference for flaying people alive and flooding the world with blood.

Quran 035.028 And among al-nasi | those who support that which is deceitful and beguiling and creeping crawlers and the comforts of the cattle various their colors likewise. Only fear al-Laha among his slave those who have knowledge. Lo, verily, al-Laha strong (all-mighty), forgiving.

Simply brilliant. I could not have said it worse myself. Who isn’t impressed with promoting beguiling creepy crawlers while advancing the comforts of cows, all while celebrating their colors? So, fear the mumbler as his slave to ignorance. But if you forget, al-Laha all-knowing.

617Quran 035.029 Indeed, those who recite writing (book) al-Lahi and stand al-salat | the obligatory prostration prayer and spend out of what we have provide them secretly and openly hope a commercial transaction never it will perish.

I’d recommend against it.

So now we find these treasures among the Az Zukhruf | Ornaments of Gold…

Quran 043.001 Ha Meem Quran 043.002 By the writing, the between (clear). Quran 043.003 Lo, we made it a Qur’anan Arabic so that you may bind (understand). Quran 043.004 And, verily, it in Mother the Writing (Book) with us surely exalted, dignified, judged authorized.

Having read it, we can conclude that Allah is either ignorant of the Quran’s contents or irrational regarding its merit. It was not written and it is not clear. The most meaningful concepts, such as Quran, Arabic, and writing are Hebrew, as are the letters Ha and Meem. Perhaps if the Muslims had not exterminated the Jews, they could have read it to them and explained it, because otherwise, the “Mother of Books” had a miscarriage.

And speaking of making a mess of things, Ha and Meem are from the Hebrew letter Hey and Mem. And in Hebrew they are not meaningless. Hey-Mem spells hem and ham, which speak of “an abundance of commotion and clamor” and of being “too hot and sunburnt.” In the context of the Snake and Quran, make of that what you will. Allah knows.

Quran 043.006 And how many we sent of a prophet among the former?

None. Not even the lone Rasuli qualified as a naby’ – which is yet another Hebrew word.

Quran 043.007 And not came to them from a nabiy but they used to mock at them, deriding them while holding them in contempt.

Actually, the opposite was true. Yahowah’s prophets mocked and ridiculed moronic religious schemes like Islam 618while holding false gods like Halal / Allah in contempt. It was Muhammad, an insane, demon-possessed, psychopath who was rightly ridiculed.

The three greatest prophets, Moseh, Dowd, and Yasha’yah, my teacher, shepherd, and friend, are among the most exemplary men in human history. And the most entertaining of the naby’, ‘ElYah, made mocking sarcasm an art form. He was a maestro.

Quran 043.008 Then we destroyed stronger than them power and has passed example the former. Quran 043.009 And if you ask them who measured the lofty and the ground, they will surely say, Measured them the mighty, the knower. Quran 043.010 The one who made for you the ground a bed and made for you therein roads so that you may be directed. Quran 043.011 And the one who sends down from the sky water in measure then we revive with it a dead land, thus you will be brought forth. Quran 043.012 And the one who measured the pairs, all of them, and made for you of the ships and the cows what your ride. Quran 043.013 That you may sit firmly on their backs then remember favor your rabbi when you sit firmly on them and say, Glory be the one who subjected to us this and not we were of it capable.

Halal / Allah has dragged us through this before. In his many destructive rants, he wanted Muslims to believe that he had terrorized and exterminated civilizations much more powerful than his ragtag assemblage of malicious malcontent Muslims – so they best not step out of line. Then, hallucinating, he claims that everyone knows that he is the creator, even though he is barely coherent.

If the ground is a bed, then the service is primitive – at least for non-reptilians. Men made roads, not God, much less the un-god. Highways take travelers from here to there, but never to the Almighty. Rain gods were a shekel a dozen among pagan deities. The Earth never died, nor was it reborn or resurrected with rain. And no physical body will ever emerge from the ground to enter heaven – or hell. Souls matter, not flesh. Ships and cows don’t come in pairs, and 619one does not sit firmly on either. Glory be, Allah got all of this wrong – again.

It is akin to saying, “Look, there is a cow and a ship, even a cloud. So I must be God.”

Quran 043.014 Lo, indeed, to our rabbi will surely return. Quran 043.015 But they attribute lahu | to him from his slaves a portion. Lo, man surely, clearly, ungrateful. Quran 043.016 Or has he taken of what he has measured daughter and he has chosen you sons?

While I wouldn’t hazard a guess as to what the slaves were attributing in this pronouncement, it is out of the swamp of ignorance, that Satan has moved us into a cesspool of misogynism. And while that’s not good, the next junction is the land of make-believe…

Quran 043.021 Or have we given them a written book from before it so they to it holding fast?

No. So why does Satan ask? “Look, a book. Since I can’t write and you can’t read, it must say, I am God.”

Quran 043.030 And when came to them the suitable, they said, This twisted and inverted madness and indeed we of it kafir | reconciled disbelievers. Quran 043.031 And they say, Why not was sent down this al-Qur’anu to a man from al-qaryatayni | the entertaining guest (the towns or cities) great?

While no book came to anyone at this time, twisted and inverted madness is an accurate but insufficient way to describe the horror of what we have heard. However, there is no explaining al-qaryatayni. While the dictionary tells us that it speaks of entertaining a guest, it is typically rendered “city” or “town.” But the city (Yathrib) was mediocre and the town (either Petra or Mecca) was either in ruins or nonexistent. Neither was “great” by any standard.

That notwithstanding, Allah says, “Look at the twisted madness in this Quranu from a city filled with dead Jews and a town with a rock shrine. It must all mean that I must be God.”

620Quran 043.036 And whoever turns away from remembrance al-Rahman, we appoint lahu | for him Shaytan | Satan, then he lahu | to him a companion.

Evidently, not everyone in this story was a recluse and antisocial. Satan had friends. However, it’s another black mark on the un-god’s resumé because he is the one orchestrating Satan’s affairs, as they work together for the same result…

Quran 043.037 And indeed, they surely turn them from the path and they think that they are guided Quran 043.038 until when he comes to us and he says, O would that between me and between you distance becoming as remote as the horizons, feigned as mighty, calamitous and evil, this connection and companion.

Quran 043.039 And never will benefit you the day when you are wronged and tyrannized, subjugated and oppressed when you share in the torturous punishment. Quran 043.040 Then will you cause the deaf to hear or guide the blind? And who is erred and astray, confounded and perplexed between?

Quran 043.041 Whether we take you away, then lo, we from them take revenge, hatefully finding fault to punish. Quran 043.042 Or we show you that which we have promised them, then indeed, we over and against them are powerful and determined.

Fair warning: Allah and Satan are in cahoots, clandestinely luring the unwary into their torturous realm. While their almighty portrait is feigned, the result of their partnership is nonetheless calamitous and evil. The intent of this embodiment of wrong is to tyrannize and subjugate the souls of those that they – as the collaboration between Halal and his namesake, Allah – have determined to torture.

Then, mocking his intended victims, the Adversary who precluded so many from listening to God while blinding people to his purpose and nature, asks his prisoners if they can undo the damage. For such souls, it will be a confounding ordeal as they seek to unravel the web of lies that led them to this perplexing place where their god is staring them in the face, and he is Satan.

621But why, some may wonder, would Halal ben Shachar do such a horrible thing by leading billions astray as he feigns divinity? The answer is actually quite simple: it is his purpose, the very reason he was allowed to misappropriate and misconstrue Yahowah’s guidance in the Garden. He is the embodiment of all that is wrong because the means to know, respect, and accept God must be countered by the opposite option, that of confusion, disdain, and disregard for Him. Otherwise, the choice we are given could never be worth investigating or making, nor even genuine.

While this is Yahowah’s intent, and the Snake’s purpose, it isn’t Halal’s motivation. He actually craves revenge. He despises man and hates God for what was done to him as a consequence of corrupting the Almighty’s instructions. He wants to punish man and God by not only separating us, but by insulting Yahowah, demonstrating that he is more adept at getting mankind to believe that he is God. And by playing humankind for fools, he devalues and degrades, sullying, those Yahowah has invited to become part of his family.

Quran 043.044 Indeed, it a reminder for you and your people and soon you will be questioned. Quran 043.045 So ask whom we sent from before you of our rusuli, did we make from besides al-Rahman gods to be worshipped?

So long as it isn’t Yahowah, Satan does not much care if humanity venerates the Lord or Ha-Shem, Jesus or Zeus, Rahman or Allah. And that is why he wrote himself in and Yahowah out of the only credible source of testimony regarding God.

Quran 043.046 And certainly, we sent Musa with our signs to Firaun and his chiefs and he said, Indeed, I am a Rasulu Rabbi | Messenger (of the) Lord.

While Satan’s ploy of scribbling himself into the midst of the Towrah wasn’t the least bit plausible. And while it remains readily disproved, it didn’t take much to fool the Arabs in his audience – nor the brood of Muslim vipers who 622would be bred after them. Sure, some knew better, but wrong trumps right because it serves those who are particularly ruthless.

“Look, a Musa with signs! So, I must be the Rasuli’s Lord. But, “Nay,” I hear you say. How dare you even think to betray…”

Quran 043.047 But when he came to them with our signs, lo and behold, they at them laughed. Quran 043.048 And not we showed them of a sign but it greater than its sister. And we seized them with the punishment so that they may return.

We have done our part to play along, laughing at the un-god whenever possible. And from Yahowah’s perspective, biting sarcasm is deserved, entertaining, and effective. But as for the sister signs and the seizures, I don’t see either as particularly funny.

Quran 043.049 They said, O, the magician who replaces real with the unreal! Seek for us your lord by what he has enjoined upon you. Lo, we surely be guided. Quran 043.050 But when we removed them from the punishment, lo and behold, they broke.

Al-Sahiru, commonly translated, “the magician,” is actually considerably more revealing. It means that those who listened to Halal / Allah / Muhammad realized that he was deluding and beguiling through Replacement Theology, substituting reality with all manner of myths.

In this case, those who were aware of the fraud told the adversary / un-god / false prophet to put up or shut up. Moreover, they were quick to conclude that they were better guided than those misled by the gross immorality of the Quran. And in response, rather than confront this acute argument with salient discourse, Babel’s Trinity changed the subject, suggesting that the dispute was a meaningless squabble during a shift change in hell.

To add confusion to bewilderment, pretend Firaun played opposing roles as Devil’s Advocate and Quraysh…

623Quran 043.051 Called out Firaun among his people. He said, O my people. Is not for me dominion and right to rule Mis’ra and these the rivers flowing underneath me. Then do not you see? Quran 043.052 Am I better than this one who works, making him contemptible and hardly distinct? Quran 043.0503 Then why not are placed upon him bracelets of gold or come with him the angels?

It is interesting to note that Mis’ra is from the Hebrew name Mitsraym. As a compound of my | to ponder the implications of the plural of tsar | to be troubled and afflicted while confined and besieged, it speaks of the consequence of the twin crucibles of religion and politics.

It is curious that Firaun is playing Allah in claiming dominion of a realm with subterranean rivers while asserting that his rivals, by working together, are contemptible. Then he switched midbreath to squealing like the Christians in KabaVille – “He can’t be as important as Jesus because no angel was sent to him.”

Then to keep us guessing, Firaun goes from playing Allah, to speaking as a Christian antagonist, to mimicking Muhammad. But how can the people be both obedient and disobedient at the same time? And why criticize folks who have so say in such matters?

Quran 043.054 So he bluffed his people and they obeyed him. Lo, they were a people defiantly disobedient.

Bored with his own story, Halal / Allah decided that it was time for him to insert himself into the narrative…

Quran 043.055 So when they angered us, we took revenge on them and we drowned them all. Quran 043.056 And we made them a precedent and an example for the later.

“Look, a wannabe god claiming dominion over a realm with underground rivers. So, can’t you see, it must be me! I’m better than those who associate, even if the killer angels were a bit late. So I will huff and puff as I play my bluff. Obey or disobey, it matters not. I am angry and revenge is all I have sought.”

624Then like a maggot with options, it’s on to the next pile of poo…

Quran 043.057 And when is presented son Maryam and example, behold, your people about it laughed aloud. Quran 043.058 And they said, Are our gods better or he? Not they present it to you except argument. Nay they a people argumentative. Quran 043.059 Not he except a slave. We bestowed our favor on him and we made him an example for the Children of Israel.

From faux drowning all of the Egyptians to presenting the son Maryam as his slave before the mockers, it’s all one big story for the Lord of Delirium.

“Nay, just because we have no argument, doesn’t give them the right to be inordinate. Can’t say why, but to question us is to die. The myth that the misnomer was my slave is one I’ll never waive, take it as you will to the grave. A favor for the Jews as his claim they plotted to kill him became news. Better yet, when you hear of the confusion, know that I’m behind the delusion.”

Quran 043.063 When came Isa in between he said, Lo, I have come to you with wisdom and that I am between to you some that which you differ in it. So fear al-Laha and obey me. Quran 043.064 Lo, al-Laha, he rabbi | my lord and your lord so worship him. This a path straight. Quran 043.065 But differed the factions from among them so woe to those who wronged from punishment day painful.

Islam: the path of woe for those who are wrong. So, a day of doom looms, which Muslims will find painful.

What better way to conclude the floating and ungrounded Suratuns than with Ad Dukhan | The Smoke? So to occlude the issue one final time, Halal protests…

Quran 044.001 Ha Meem Quran 044.002 The writing (book) al-mubini | the between (the clear). Quran 044.003 Lo, we revealed it in a blessed night. Indeed, we, we, are warning. Quran 044.004 Therein is made distinct every affair wise. Quran 044.005 A command from us. Lo, we, we, sending.

625Even when a lie is repeated a hundred times, it does not become true. There was no book, and it would be generous to call the recitals muddled. As for revealing it in a blessed night, even Allah knows better. Muhammad became demon-possessed and tried to commit suicide. And as it transpired, this was all that was said that night and for the next two years… Quran 096.001-5 “Read in the name of your rabbi who measured. He proportioned sociable people from leeching and clinging. Recite and your Lord the most honored. The one who marked and made known by the cutting and piercing pen, to know man what he not knew.”

From the first to the last recital, the Quran has had nothing of value to offer. It migrates from inarticulate to immoral on a serpentine path between debauched and tormenting. And while we have mocked the Quran’s lack of substance as evidence that its claims are without merit, after saying that his $#!+ doesn’t stink, Halal brags…

Quran 044.008 La ilaha illa huwa | no god but him. He gives life and causes death. Your lord and the lord your fathers the former. Quran 044.009 Nay, they in doubt playing.

There is no doubt that he “no god.” And while I’ve tried to make this ordeal as entertaining and enlightening as possible, we are not playing around. The degradation of women, the annihilation of humankind, and the demonization of God’s people are not fun and games.

It is true that the skies will be occluded, and acts of nature and war will lead to a very hostile environment. This apocalypse will, however, be a consequence and not a punishment. And when it is removed, the believers will be taken out with the trash.

Quran 044.010 Then watch day will bring the sky smoke visible. Quran 044.011 Enveloping those uplifting deception. This a painful punishment. Quran 044.012 Our rabba | lord, remove from us the punishment. Indeed, we believers.

626So insecure is Halal / Allah, he must have even those he is punishing capitulate. If the consequence of this disease was not so debilitating, it would be sad.

Quran 044.014 Then they turned away from him and said, One distinguishes and knows majnunun | jinn, the demons and devils and is possessed.

It does not matter whether the “one” who “distinguishes and knows the demons and devils” is Allah or his alter ego, Satan. And while Muhammad was likely the worst case of demon possession, not only were there others, like Paul, when they are religious hacks, the infection goes viral and becomes a plague.

The Sadistic Lord of Islam was apparently aware of the Stockholm Syndrome before there was a label for the psychosis. As narcissists craving adoration, psychopaths will occasionally relent, such that during this intermission between sadistic acts of torture, they cause their victims to view the respite of pain as a merciful act.

Quran 044.015 Lo, verily, we remove the punishment a little, then lo, you return. Quran 044.016 Day we will seize the seizure the greatest. Verily, we take revenge.

The veil is being lifted, and as we peer behind the curtain, the voice is that of a Snake. And he’s in a foul mood, ready to strike.

Quran 044.040 Indeed, Day of Judgment an appointed term for them all. Quran 044.041 Day not will avail a relation for a relation anything and not they will be helped. Quran 044.043 Indeed, tree al-Zaqqum Quran 044.044 food the sinner Quran 044.045 like the murky oil. It will boil in the bellies Quran 044.046 like boiling scalding water. Quran 044.047 Seize him and drag him into midst the hellfire. Quran 044.048 Then pour over his head of punishment the scalding water. Quran 044.049 Taste! Lo, you, you, the mighty, the noble. Quran 044.050 Indeed, this what you used to about it doubt.

With Halal / Allah, the tortures are intensely personal as he mocks those he is tormenting. And yet, what is being 627depicted is beneath the dignity of even the proverbial bully in the sandbox, who is shown drooling, spitting, and cursing as he grinds the faces of those who were playing nicely together in the sand because they wouldn’t worship the brat as a god. But in this case, it’s a nightmarish delusion, a dark and demented fantasy, a passionate obsession to be cruel.

As a sign of his psychosis, simultaneously there is also a fascination with sexual deviance, as the neurotic sadist hallucinates over a parallel realm of debauchery where every illicit sensation is teased. And even here, there is a glass floor through which Islamic murderers, rapists, and human traffickers can look down upon the non-Muslims their god is roasting and scalding.

Quran 044.051 Lo, the dutiful stood still by believing Quran 044.052 in demonic gardens, glancing and staring, Quran 044.053 enveloped in shimmering and glistening silk brocade, admitted by agreeing and accepting Quran 044.054 that we pair them with houris, pure virgins, gorgeous damsels with lovely eyes.

Since this isn’t my idea of heaven, or my God’s, I have turned to the Islamic scholars to properly render kadhalika azawwajnahum bihurin inin in Quran 044.054. The foregoing translation was their collective effort.

But should you prefer, here are some of my un-favorites for your reading displeasure.

Dr. Kamal Omar Like this (they will pass their life), and We provided them company of Hur (wonderful members of a new creation, with very fair skin, and raven-black cornea on a snow-white sclera) Eein (possessing beautiful wide eyes).

Muhammad Mahmoud Ghali Thus (it will be); and We will espouse them to wide-eyed h?r [sic] (Fair females in paradise).

Hasan Al-Fatih Qaribullah As such, We shall wed them to wideeyed houris (the virgins of Paradise).

628Knowing that silk is secreted by worms, I wonder if this is what God had in mind when He said that Satan’s followers will lie on beds comprised of them.

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