366God Damn Religion

Satanic

…Allah’s Delusions of Grandeur

6

Scheming

Allah said, ‘I am planning a scheme against them.’
Quran 086.015

Allah is scheming against them.

By examining the Quran in the order that it was revealed, a very disturbing trend emerged. The Islamic deity migrated from a nameless Lord to Rahman and then to al-Lahu. The spirit started off demonic, personally involving himself in hellish torments. Then he journeyed from foolish to fierce, moving from uninspired tongue-lashings to all-out brutality.

The Quranic message evolved from simplistic Hanif traditions to dumbed-down subsets of the Judaic Talmud, finally settling upon Qusayy’s arcane pagan rituals. All of these were used to give a terrorist manifesto a veil of religiosity.

Then, in a perverse twist of irony, the people who supplied the raw material for Islam became its enemies. The Hanifs were defeated in the bloodiest battles of the War of Compulsion. The Jews suffered genocide at Muhammad’s hand in Yathrib and Khabar. Even Muhammad’s kin in Petra who nurtured the pagan religious scam were conquered by the religion they had inspired.

Muhammad was always running away from his god’s name. It was as if proximity was a problem. When he was in Petra with Allah, his dark spirit was Ar-Rahman. Away in Yathrib, he became Allah. The un-god was always just far 367enough away to insulate the non-prophet from his detractors’ claims of non-performance.

There is something else odd, too. The more Muhammad distanced himself from Allah, and the closer he moved toward the Jews and their rich repository of Towrah stories, the more the Quran started to sound like the Hebrew text, even if filtered through the Talmud and then twisted. And yet, the longer Muhammad stayed with the Jews, the more he and his god grew to envy and fear them. Ultimately, the Quran’s rhetoric became more anti-Semitic than Mein Kampf as Muhammad became a role model for Hitler. The People of the Book, upon which Islam’s credibility was based, would be terrorized and villainized, dehumanized and demonized, raped and enslaved, plundered and murdered – all with Allah’s approval.

History condemns Islam, which is why Muslims rewrite it. For the first 4,600 years it was recorded, Arabs, isolated by great swaths of sand, scorching temperatures, and inhospitable deserts, were known for being self-reliant, freedom-loving people who lived humble lives in peaceful isolation. For the past 1,400 years, they have been relentless terrorists, murderous savages, misogynists and rapists, slave traders and thieves, who have plundered the world of property and peace.

This irrefutable assessment of Arab history points to a single informed and rational conclusion: Islam turned good men bad. Muhammad is to blame. The Quran is the deadliest and most debilitating book in human history and now poses a threat to human survival. It ordains the worst of human behaviors and manufactures vast quantities of terrorists.

To counter reality and protect this horrendous scourge, Islamic apologists have been compelled to alter history. Listen to this attempt by Muslim idealogue and expositor, translator and commentator, even accomplished terrorist, Sayyid Abul Ala Maududi. In his Tafhim-ul-Quran | 368Towards Understanding the Quran, he positioned one lie atop another, recognizing that the unsuspecting would swallow both…

“The general chaos and confusion prevailing in Arabia, in which the whole country was in turmoil, has been presented as an argument. Bloodshed, loot and plunder raged on every side. Tribes were subjecting tribes to raids, and no one could have peaceful sleep at night from fear that some enemy tribe might raid his settlement early in the morning. Every Arab was fully conscious of this state of affairs and realized that it was wrong.”

There is no position as preposterous or more essential to Islam’s survival than this. And that is because when the 50 majority Islamic nations are compared to the 150 countries not controlled by the Quran and Sunnah, the contrast is exceedingly unfavorable to the influence of Islam. Therefore, since Muslim nations are vastly inferior in every way and have been for 14 centuries, the only way to present Islam as a positive influence on humanity is to suggest that Arabians are better as a result of the very thing that has made them worse.

Therefore, with all evidence to the contrary, this revisionist image of pre-Islamic Arabs as bloodthirsty raiders is widely promoted and accepted. Its derogatory overtones are preached because, without this monstrous deception, it’s plain to see that Islam is a colossal failure.

The ugly Arab theory is postulated to fool the feeble-minded into believing that, in the context of his times, Muhammad was a godly man and that Islam made bad men good. And of course, we know better. Neither hypothesis is true. There is no historical evidence of Arabs conquering their neighbors before Islam. After Islam, Muslims scarred much of the world.

Before Islam, there was no evidence of Arabs being thieves who terrorized in violent raids. But that all changed with the advent of Muhammad.

369Having flamed out as a religious prophet in Petra, Allah’s Messenger became a profiteer and pirate in Yathrib. Muslims put Arabia in turmoil, spilling blood for plunder. They became a merciless gang that terrorized fellow Arabs, raiding settlements and caravans alike. They knew terror, murder, thievery, misogyny, rape, pedophilia, and the slave trade were wrong, yet they did these things all the same. Their consciences were simply assuaged by Muhammad and his Quran. His wannabe God said that booty was good and that killing was the surest way to reach the Islamic paradise.

Seventh-century Arabs were typically illiterate, ignorant, and isolated culturally and historically, scientifically and technologically, compared to the Egyptians, Romans, Greeks, Byzantines, Persians, and Indians. But there is no evidence that they were bloodthirsty raiders. Islam turned good men bad. That’s why today’s Muslims find it essential to revise their past and invert truth.

However, it is their actual history, what they have done to harm themselves, that indicts them. Islam degrades the human experience, and it makes people tend to be immoral and irrational. The closer one gets to it, the more one surrenders to its calling; the more one emulates its non-prophet and follows the commands of the un-god of the Quran, the more perverted the person becomes. Not all Muslims are terrorists – but all of the good ones are.

To find out why, let’s return to the Quran. The 106^th surah, named after Muhammad’s tribe, Quraysh, presents the nature of things before Islam.

Quran 106.001 “For (the) ilafihi | familiarity (of the) Qurayshin | Quraysh,

Quran 106.002 Their ilafihim | familiarity (with the) journey (of) winter and summer,

Quran 106.003 So let them worship (the) Rabba | Lord (of) al-bayti | this House,

370Quran 106.004 The one who feeds them from hunger and gives them security from fear.”

It is assumed as a result of the Hadith, but not stated in the Quran, that Muhammad was a member of the Quraysh clan of the Sons of Hashim | The Name tribe. Since it is a Hebrew designation, they would have either been of Jewish ethnicity or converts to Judaism. HaShem, not only means “the name,” it is also one of the two most common replacements for Yahowah’s name in Rabbinical writings, the other being ‘adon | lord.

Should the etymology be accurate, and if quraysh is based upon taqarrush | to gather and associate together, as Arabic linguists claim, then there was no distinct tribe by that name. Instead, they were part of the Hashim family brought together by Qusayy – the actual founder of the Islamic religion.

However, since Hashim is Hebrew, there is every likelihood that, like qur’an, quraysh is derived from the Hebrew verb qara’ | to summon and invite, to read and recite, to call out and meet together in a welcoming way. This would not only reinforce the Hebrew and Jewish connections, either racially or religiously, but it would make these Hashim tribesmen the people who “were summoned and invited to call out and recite the Quran” – the People of the Book, so to speak.

The operative word in this indecipherable surah is li-ilafi, as it is now written in the opening fragment, and ilafihim, in the second. Attempts at deducing its meaning are all over the board, from “familiarity” in The Noble Quran Word By Word interlinear to “blessings,” “unified,” “taming,” “protection,” “accustomed security,” “grace,” and even “covenants.”

Backfilling as is their custom when trying to explain their god’s prattle, Quranic exegesis suggests that the “journey winter and summer” are those of caravanners. But 371should that be the case, why didn’t the Rabbi say so and then explain the correlation between the seasonal sojourners, the Quraysh, and the worship of the Rabbinical Lord, the House, food, security, and fear?

And while rabbi is familiar to us as the Hebrew name of the self-exalting religious writers who composed the Babylonian Talmud, so is al-bayti | this House. ‘Al would be either “over and upon” or “Almighty” and bayt is from bayth | house, family, and home in Hebrew.

The conclusion of this word salad is perplexing. How does the familiarity with seasonal sojourns cause the worship of the unidentified Rabbi or his undisclosed Bayt? Where are they, who is this, and what is it? The Quran has not disclosed any of these answers and the Hadith written to explain away the Quran’s omissions would not be composed for centuries.

Who is feeding the Quraysh, providing their security, and whisking away their fear? It cannot be Muhammad or Allah since they are currently demonizing and threatening them, and they will return to them to conquer them.

Among hypocritical and senseless surahs, this may be the worst. But to its credit, there was no rekindling of hell’s fires. However, this is a travesty for Muslims. The Quran must be reordered chronologically to be understood and to accommodate the process of resolving contradictions through abrogation. And yet, even when it is reordered, there are so many senseless statements, much of the Quran remains indecipherable.

More troublesome still, the only way to correctly arrange the surahs is to set them into the context of Muhammad’s life as presented by the Hadith. And yet, when that is done, there is no denying that the Quran’s lone voice was insane and demon-possessed, a sadistic psychopath, a pedophile and a rapist who would become an appalling terrorist. The 106^th surah is the sore thumb pointing out that 372which is as obvious as Muslims are oblivious to it. The Quran is the worst book belatedly written.

The 99^th surah, known as Az-Zalzalah | Earthquake, is something the survivors in Petra ought to have been familiar with and appreciative. In the mid-4^th century, a massive quake razed the town and drove the Nabateans and Romans away. The temples were shattered, and the aqueduct was destroyed. This made it possible for disenfranchised Christians, monotheistic Arab converts to Judaism, and a motley collection of Jews to move into the all-but-abandoned valley.

Quran 099.001 “When is shaken the earth, her earthquake convoluting and cataclysmic,

Quran 099.002 And brings forth the earth her burdens,

Quran 099.003 And says al-insanu | man, ‘What with it (what is the matter with her and ails her)?’

Quran 099.004 That Day she will narrate her annals,

Quran 099.005 Because your Rabbi inspired her.

Quran 099.006 That Day will proceed the bodies scattered in groups to be shown their deeds.

Quran 099.007 So, whoever does the weight of a tiny bit, so much as an ant, of good will see it.

Quran 099.008 And whoever does weight a dharratin | particle’s evil will see it.”

The Lord of Cataclysms and Burdens is telling Muslims that when the Earth is shaken on the Day of Doom, she will speak. Although, perplexed, Muslims will wonder what ails her, causing her to shiver. Nonetheless, the Rabbi will inspire the trembling planet, currently convulsing out bodies, that she can divulge her dirty laundry and spill the garbage on man.

The 100^th surah foreshadows what was to come in the near term. It was named after Al-‘Adiyat which may dignify 373Chargers, Coursers, Racers, or Runners. However, that still leaves us to wonder who were these racers, when were they panting, and why were the chargers snorting?

Quran 100.001 “(I swear) by the ‘adiyati | racers snorting and dabhan | panting (the steeds rushing to battle),

Quran 100.002 And (by) the muriyati | producers of sparks of fire qadhan | striking (with their hooves),

Quran 100.003 And (by) the mughirati | chargers (scouring to the raid) at dawn,

Quran 100.004 Then, therewith, raising (clouds of) dust,

Quran 100.005 Then penetrate (in the) center, thereby collectively (into the midst of a foe’s army or assembly en masse).”

While the length of this brief recital and its use of the stereotypical early phrasing of “by” this, that, or the other ridiculous thing upon which the undisclosed Lord swears places it early in the order of things, this subject is premature. There was no Islamic cavalry at this time. The handful of misfits calling themselves Muslims would have been lucky to own a camel between them.

It would not be until Muhammad’s Muslim Mujahid stole horses from those they were raiding that they were able to mount and deploy them against Arab foes. This kind of religious fighting came to be known as “Jihad.” The Quran would call it fighting in “Allah’s Cause.” And over time, it became Islam’s principal attribute and most enduring symbol.

Bukhari:V4B52N44 “A man came to Allah’s Apostle and said, ‘Instruct me as to such a deed as equals Jihad in reward.’ He replied, ‘I do not find such a deed.’ Then he added, ‘Can you, while the Muslim fighter is in the battlefield enter your mosque to perform prayers without ceasing and fast forever?’ The man said, ‘But who can do that?’”

374In other words, eternal fasting and prayer are less “religious” than being a Jihadist. This must prove that Islam is a religion of peace.

Then, addressing the fact that horses outperform camels when facilitating killing and plundering, we read…

Bukhari:V4B52N104 “The Prophet said, ‘Good will remain in the foreheads of horses for Jihad for they bring about a reward in Paradise or booty.’”

This Best-of-both-Worlds theme of plunder now and a brothel later was how Muhammad would ultimately sell Islam to his malcontents and misfits.

Bukhari:V4B52N105 “The Prophet said, ‘If somebody keeps a horse in Allah’s Cause motivated by His promise, then he will be rewarded for what the horse has eaten or drunk and for its dung and urine.’”

And Muslims want us to believe that the man who spoke these words was Godly and religious. Sure, and while you are at it, please take another swig of the urine and bite of the dung he is dispensing.

Bukhari:V4B52N112 “Allah’s Apostle said, ‘Horses are kept for one of three purposes. For some they are a source of reward, for others a means of shelter, and for some a source of sins. The one for whom they are a source of reward, is he who keeps a horse for Allah’s Cause (i.e., Jihad).”

That’s embarrassing. In the first case, the horse enables more prolific jihad killing and plundering, thus a bigger reward in this life and the next. And in the third case, Muhammad is addressing the continual and prevalent fascination Muslims have had with bestiality. Therefore, Islam’s non-prophet is encouraging both appalling behaviors. Then, in the second example, Muhammad revealed that he was stupid. It is the trifecta of shame.

As we move from the delusion of early Islam to the terror of the more mature beast, keep these Hadith in mind. To Muhammad, “Allah’s Cause” was synonymous with 375“Jihad,” and both were about fighting for a reward in this life and the next.

The Quran’s 7^th-century version of Blitzkrieg was followed by:

Quran 100.006 “Lo! Verily, mankind to his Rabbi | Lord (is) surely an ingrate.

Quran 100.007 And indeed, on that surely (he is) a witness.

Quran 100.008 And lo, indeed, in love (of) wealth, tenacious and intense.”

This pleading for affection is inappropriate. The Lord of Doom has done nothing for man and is a curse on humankind. The only thing grateful associated with him will be his departure to She’owl in less than a decade.

There were no witnesses to anything the lonely Lord had claimed for himself because all he had been able to accomplish was to inspire this horrible rhetoric. Otherwise, why make up the fables pertaining to prior terrorism among unknown and mythical tribes and then claim for himself a people renowned for their relationship with Yahowah? He was all threat and no action.

Turning to the Quraysh, many things could have been properly attributed to 7^th-century Arabs living apart from Muhammad, but denouncing them for being tenacious pursuers of wealth would not be among them. However, once inspired by the Quran to be terrorists, they pursued the wealth of others with great haste. Therefore, it was Islam’s non-prophet who was among the most covetous of his people, and he ordered them to be like him. As such, these words are witness to the fraud he perpetrated and his hypocrisy.

Quran 100.009 “But does he not know when that which is in the graves will be bu’thira | brought out, poured forth, raised, laid bare, or) scattered?

Quran 100.010 And is made apparent what is in the breasts?

376Quran 100.011 Lo! Verily, Rabbahum | their Lord about them that Day surely All-Aware.”

The secrets buried among the victims’ cry out: Muhammad must be exposed and condemned. It is apparent that he injected the Serpent’s venom into the bosoms of men, and then they envenomated the world.

While I cannot fathom what could be a greater disaster than what we have already witnessed in the Quran, nonetheless, the 101^st is Al-Qari’ah | The Calamity. And in it, moths are headed to the flame as the mountains go ‘puff.’

Quran 101.001 “The terrible, startling Calamity.

Quran 101.002 What (is) the striking and terrible Calamity?

Quran 101.003 And what will make you know what (is) the startling and striking, terrible Calamity?

Quran 101.004 Day will be the mankind like moths scattered.

Quran 101.005 And will be the mountains like wool puffs, carded and fluffed up.

Quran 101.006 Then as for whose heavy his scales,

Quran 101.007 Then he in a life pleasant.

Quran 101.008 But as for whose light his scales,

Quran 101.009 His abode hawiyah | the Pit of Hell and Abyss.

Quran 101.010 And what will make you know what it is?

Quran 101.011 A fire raging and intensely hot.”

It is a horrible calamity for the reputation of Allah. He continues to harp on his Day of Doom and the raging fires. It’s rather obvious that this Snake needs to cool off and move out of the desert sun before heatstroke fries the last of his misdirected neurons. In this case, he finally references the familiar form of Yahowah’s name – albeit associating Yah with the lowest level of Islamic Hell. How’s that for role reversal?

377The 102^nd surah is another example of early recitals as it is contentious and threatening. Naturally, it’s called At Takathur | Competition. However, since the Lord’s perceived competition was Yahowah, and he was fixated on being greater, a better name would have been Kalla | Nay!

Quran 102.001 “The competition in the rivalry to be greater is distracting you,

Quran 102.002 Until you visit the graves.

Quran 102.003 Kalla | Nay! Soon you will know.

Quran 102.004 Then kalla | nay! Soon you will know.

Quran 102.005 Kalla | Nay! If you know a knowledge certainty.

Quran 102.006 Lo! You will see al-Jahima | Hell-Fire.

Quran 102.007 Then surely you will see it eye certainty.

Quran 102.008 Then surely you will be asked that Day about the pleasures.”

Same tune, different verse. Same Snake, another toxic bite. The Serpent is in a rut.

Two more timely surah before we opt for a more topical approach to these revolting recitals. Surah 107 is seven verses long and it addresses Al-Ma’un | Common Things. Presented by the Quran Word By Word it reads…

Quran 107.001 “Have you seen the one who denies bil-Dini | the Judgment?

Quran 107.002 Then that the one who repulses al-Yatima | the Orphan.

Quran 107.003 And urges not the feeding al-Miskin | the Poor.

Quran 107.004 So, woe to those who pray.

Quran 107.005 Those who they about their prayers neglectful.

Quran 107.006 Those who they make show.

Quran 107.007 And they deny al-Ma’auna | the Necessities.”

378It is Judgment Day again for the disbelievers because the impoverished orphan known as Muhammad has been pushed aside by those who see him as repulsive. The urgers fail to urge, and the prayers fail to pray. It’s all a show, because they deny al-Ma’auna | the one who protests that he is necessary for life.

The 114^th surah is the last in the Quran because it is brief. Allah’s “Book” is out of order, assembled from longest to some of the shortest surahs. It is rare that anyone makes an attempt to reorder it chronologically and set it into the context of Muhammad’s disturbing life. The reasons are clear. Out of order and devoid of context, it is confusing. In order and in context, it is diabolical.

Quran 114.001 “Say: I seek refuge in (the) Rabbi | Lord of al-nasi | the foremost leader,

Quran 114.002 Maliki | King al-nasi | the first and foremost, the ilah | god of the elevated ruler.

Quran 114.003 Ilahi | god al-nasi | exalted prince.

Quran 114.004 From evil of the sneaking whisperer (the Devil) who (as Satan) breathes temptations and is withdrawn.

Quran 114.005 The one who whispers in breasts of al-nasi | supreme leader.

Quran 114.006 From al-jinati | the jinn and wal-nasi | and the elevated and exalted governor.”

Rabbi is a Hebrew word. It addresses someone who is perceived to be great and exalted, which is why Judaism’s rabbis claimed this title for themselves. It does not mean “lord.”

Each of the 66 translations I consulted rendered nasi as “man, men, mankind, humankind, people, or humanity.” However, rajul is the most common Arabic word for “man.” Other possibilities include imru | individual, basar | human being, insan | person, shakhs | man, albashar | mortal, almar 379| male, ghulam | boy, khadim | masculine slave, zawj | husband, and alttabie | subordinate person.

In Arabic, nasi speaks of “postponement.” It is used in conjunction with the pre-Islamic lunar-solar calendar which featured an added lunar cycle every two to three years to sync a moon phase calendar with a solar year. Moronically, Muhammad viewed the moon as Allah’s servant and thus in perfect compliance with his Lord. As such, the moon had to be right, making intercalation wrong. That is why Ramadan can be observed at any time of year. Nasi was also used to describe the “four forbidden months.”

Since that made no sense in this context, I turned to Hebrew for elucidation. There, nasy’, which is typically transliterated as nasi, addresses an “elevated leader who has risen to prominence as an exalted prince, a man who is seen as first and foremost among rulers.” In the Naby’ | Prophets, this man is Dowd | David, the Melek | King of Yisra’el. In the Quran, it would be Muhammad.

In this statement, maliki is the Arabic transliteration of the Hebrew melek | king. The question is, however, are Muslims supposed to take refuge in the Maliki | King of the Nasi | Supreme Leader, or is this to be seen as an additional superlative lauding tribute on the Rabbi | My Exalted? The same question applies to the “Ilahi | God of al-nasi | the Supreme Leader.”

And in the case of the ilahi, the quandary is perplexing because many of the 66 translations rendered it “god” with lowercase “g.” Since these same translators capitalize words for no apparent reason, like Hell-Fire, not capitalizing God is significant. And since the position and political titles of Lord and King were capitalized, not elevating god could have been an admission of guilt.

I say this because of the way the follow-on statement is written. Muslims are being instructed to take refuge bi | in the object of 001, 002, and 003 and then min | from the subject 380of 004, 005, and 006. The 4^th verse and the 5^th are addressing Satan, whose name, like the Devil’s, the translators capitalized. And while he is sneaky, he is being sent away so that the Rabbi and Maliki can play Ilahi | God. And yet, Satan has the ear of the Nasi | Supreme Leader in verse 005. But what really gets weird is that Muslims are supposed to seek refuge min | from this very same Nasi | Exalted Ruler in verse 006. Moreover, there, he is presented in association with Satan’s jinati | demons.

This is an exceptionally sour note for the Quran to conclude. It is reminiscent of the sadistic spirit who abused Muhammad in the initial surah. And this time, he is so obviously portrayed as al-Shaitan | the Adversary, Satan, the translators referenced him.

Therefore, the Quran ends as it began – with an evil spirit. Satan is sneaking around, whispering to jinn and men. Muhammad is still wrestling with his demons in the Cave of Self-Justification.

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Unfortunately, the end of the Quran doesn’t mean the end of Islam. We have a long way to go. While we have now reviewed every early surah from the 87^th through the 114^th in their entirety, over 40 surahs from beginning to end, as well as the majority of another 15 chapters, there is still a great deal more to learn.

Muhammad was on a mission – one that had not gone well. The Hanif recital pool had run dry, and his former friends, family, and neighbors remained unconvinced. So, the wannabe prophet changed his approach, his god, and his inspiration. With the next 30 surahs, we enter the second phase of revelation. Monotheistic Arab converts to Judaism and ethnic Jews loyal to their rabbis would gradually replace 381the Quraysh on the Quran’s center stage. This was an unpleasant and unpopular time for Muhammad.

To lighten the mood, and before we jump back in, I am providing a “Best of Muhammad” by subject for your entertainment. But first, this al-Maududi introduction:

“These surahs were sent down when persecution of Muslims was near its climax. Their theme was to warn the disbelievers of the evil consequences of the persecution and tyranny that they were perpetrating on the converts to Islam, and to console believers. If Muslims remain firm and steadfast against tyranny and coercion, they will be rewarded richly for it.”

Islamic logic is funny, in a twisted sort of way. While mocking the self-proclaimed messenger could hardly be called “tyranny,” today’s most coercive and tyrannical nations are Islamic. They have become what they detested.

As with the child abuse that gave rise to Islam, Muslims have come full circle – the abused have become the abusers. Even al-Maududi, a proponent of Islamic terrorism, seems to agree.

The themes that follow are Muhammad’s favorites. We’ll start with a sampling of how the Islamic un-god threatened those who challenged his credentials.

Threats of Hellish Torments

Quran 039.013-16 Say, ‘If I disobey my Lord, I fear the punishment of an evil Day.’ Say, ‘The losers are those who will lose themselves and their families on the Day of Resurrection. Verily, that will be a manifest loss!’ They will have layers of fire covering above them and a covering beneath them of flames. With this al-Lahu does frighten His slaves. ‘O My slaves, fear Me.’”

Quran 050.012-14 “Denied before them the people of Nuh, the dwellers of Rass, Thamud, Ad, Fir’aun, the brethren of Lout, the dwellers of the Wood, and the people of Tubba, every one of them denied messengers, so My threat became a reality.”

382Quran 050.036 “And how many generations have We destroyed before them who were mightier than they? Then they searched throughout the land to see if there was a way of escape.”

Quran 051.010-13 “Cursed are those who speculate, who are under a cover of heedlessness flooded by confusion. They ask, ‘When is the Day of Judgment?’ It is a Day when they will be tried over and burnt in Fire. ‘Taste your burning!’”

Quran 067.003-11 “Who created the seven heavens, one above the other. Can you see any fault in Ar-Rahman’s creation? Then look again, can you see any rifts or fissures? Then look again and yet again. Your sight will return to you in a state of humiliation, dazed, and dimmed. Lo! We have adorned the lowest heaven with lamps, and We have made such lamps as missiles to drive away ha Shayatin | the Adversary, these Satanic devils, and We have prepared for them the doom of Hell, the penalty of torment in the most intense Blazing Fire.

And for those who reject and believe not in their Rabbi | Lord is the punishment of Hell, such a wretched destination – a hapless journey’s end and evil resort. When they are flung in, they will hear the terrible drawing in of their breath, the roar and raging. It bursts with fury. Whenever a fresh host and new crowd is cast in, its wardens will ask, ‘Did no warner come to you?’

They will say, ‘Yea, verily, a warner did come to us, but we rejected him and said, “God never sent down anything. You are nothing more than an egregious delusion and great error!”’ And they will say, ‘Had we but listened or had sense, we would not have been among the dwellers of the Fire!’ They will confess their guilt. So, away with the inmates of the burning fire.”

Quran 076.004 “Verily, We have prepared for the kafir | disbelievers iron chains, shackles, collars, and a blazing Fire.”

Quran 077.008-20 “So when the stars are obliterated and lose their lights, when the sky is ripped and torn asunder, when the mountains are blown away as dust, and when the messengers are gathered to their appointed time, raising the little girls (buried alive) for what Day is the time appointed and postponed, the signs deferred? For Judgment Day.

And what will make you know what is Judgment Day? Woe, that Day to the deniers and rejecters. Did We not destroy the former 383generations? Then We will make the later ones follow them. Thus We deal with the disbelievers. Woe that Day to the deniers. Did We not create you from despicable and contemptible water?”

Quran 077.028-40 “Woe to the deniers that Day. Proceed to what you used to deny. Proceed to a shadow having three ramifications. No cool shade and no availing against the flame of the blazing fire. Lo! It throws up sparks as a fortress, as if they were yellow camels. Woe to the deniers that Day. This is a Day they will not speak. And it will not be permitted for them to make excuses. Woe to the deniers that Day. This is Judgment Day. We have gathered you and the former people. So if there is for you a plan, then plan and scheme against Me. Woe to the deniers that Day.”

Quran 078.001-5 “About what are they asking one another, about the Great News of Awful Tidings which they disagree. Nay! They will know. Then, Nay! They will know soon.”

Quran 078.017-26 “Verily, the Day of Judgment is an Appointed Time. The Day the trumpet will be blown, and you will come forth in vast multitudes. The sky is opened and becomes as gateways. And the mountains are moved, put into motion, and become a mirage. Lo! Hell is lying in wait to ambush the rebels. They will remain therein for eons. They will not sleep, taste coolness, nor have any drink except scalding water and purulence – the rotten discharge from open wounds. A fitting reward.”

Quran 078.030 & 40 “So taste. And never will We increase you in anything except more tormenting punishment. Verily, We have warned you of a grievous punishment near the Day man will see what his hands have sent forth, and the disbeliever will say, ‘O I wish I were dust!’”

Quran 083.004-19 “Do they not think they will be resurrected for a Day Grievous and Awful, the Day man will stand before the Rabbi of the worlds of men and jinn? Nay, indeed, the ledger of the disbelievers is surely in Sijjin. And what can make you know what is Sijjin? A book written. Woe, that Day to the deniers who deny the Day of the Judgment. And none can deny it except every disbelieving transgressor exceeding the bounds. When are recited to him Our Verses, he says, ‘Stories of the former people.’ Nay! But the stain has rusted over their hearts based upon what they earned.

384Nay! Verily, they from their Rabbi, that Day will surely be partitioned, veiled from sight. Then, lo, they will burn in the flames of the Hell-Fire! Then it will be said, ‘This is what you denied.’ And lo, the wicked are surely in Hellfire. They will burn in it on the Day of Doom. And from it, they will not be absent or removed. And what will make you know what is the Day of Doom? The Day when a soul will be completely powerless and the command and control that Day will be Lillahi to do as He pleases.”

Quran 084.010-13 “But as for him who is given his record behind his back, then soon he will cry, praying for his destruction and death, for he will enter and burn in the scorching Blaze and taste its burning.”

Quran 085.010 & 12 “Lo! They who try the believers, men and women, and repent not, theirs verily will be the doom of Hell, and theirs is the doom of burning in the Fire! Lo! The punishing grip of your Lord is severe.”

To avoid this hellish doom, surrender and obey. A drunken brothel shall be your just desert.

Un-Heavenly Rewards

Quran 055.046-75 “But for him who stands in fear of his Lord, awestruck and terrorized, are two gardens. So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny? Having spreading branches in both of them, two springs flowing. In both of them, pairs of all fruits. Reclining on couches and carpets, with inner linings of silk brocade, and the fruits of the gardens within reach and near. So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?

In them will be virgins of averted glances, young girls undeflowered, hymens unopened by sexual intercourse, never touched by any man before them nor any devils or demons. So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny? As if they were akin to that which is ruby red and pearlescent coral-stone. Is the reward for the good not good? So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?

Besides these two, two gardens, dark green, in both of them, two springs gushing forth. In both, fruits, date palms, and pomegranates. So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny? In them 385good and beautiful ones. So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?

Houris | fair virgins restrained in the pavilions, confined and closely guarded. Yatmithhunna | young girls undeflowered, hymens unopened by intercourse, no man has touched them before and not any demon or devil. So which of the favors of your Lord will you both then deny?”

Quran 076.005-22 “Surely the devotees will drink cups flavored with kafur | palm blossoms. A spring wherefrom the slaves of al-Lahi will drink, causing it to gush forth abundantly. They fulfill vows and fear a Day which is widespread, all encompassing, and evil. And will reward them for their patience a garden and silk robes, reclining therein on raised thrones. They will see there neither the sun nor freezing cold. The shades are near and above them, and will hang low, bunches of fruits dangling low. Vessels of silver will be circulated among them, cups are crystal, transparent.

And will circulate among them young boys made eternally young. When you see them you would think of them as scattered pearls. When you look, then you will see delights, a blessing of and a great dominion. Upon their bodies, garments of fine silk, green and heavy brocade. And they will be adorned with bracelets of silver. Their Lord will give them to drink, a drink pure and holy. Lo, this is for you, a reward. And your effort has been appreciated.”

Quran 078.031-36 “Verily for those who guard, achievement. Gardens and grapevines, and splendid virgins, voluptuous women, full-breasted maidens, all the same age, and a cup full. They will not hear therein any vain talk and not any falsehood, a reward from your Lord, a gift account.”

But it was all for naught if the Islamic god was not. The following Allahisms are proof the Lord wasn’t divine.

Would You Believe?

Quran 076.001-2 “Has there not been over man a period of time when he was no worth mentioning? Lo! We created man from nutfah in order to try him. So We made him hearer, seer.”

Quran 077.020-27 “Did We not create you from despicable fluid, worthless and contemptible water? Then We placed it in a safe place, for a period known. We measured, and We are the Best measurers. 386Have We not made the earth a receptacle for the living and dead? And We made, therein, firmly set mountain stabilizers.”

Quran 078.006-7 “Have We not made the earth a spreading flat expanse? And the mountains pegs?”

Quran 078.037 “The Lord with Whom they cannot dare to speak, none can converse with Him, none are able to address Him.”

Quran 082.001-3 “When the sky is cleft and torn asunder, and when the stars fall and scatter, and when the seas are made to gush forth, and when the graves are overturned, when the sky is split and torn asunder, and is obligated to listen to and obey her Lord, and when the earth is stretched out, flattened, and spread open, and has cast out what was in her and becomes empty, as a result of being obligated to listen and obey her Lord.”

Quran 084.015-24 “Yes! Nay! Verily, his Lord was the All-Seer of him – always spying. But nay! I swear by the twilight glow, and the night and all that it enshrouds, and by the Moon in her fullness, lo, you shall journey on from plane to plane, stage to stage, one state to another. So what is the matter with them that they do not believe? When the Quran is recited to them, they do not fall prostrate. Nay! Those who disbelieve deny, disavow, and belie, rejecting. But al-Lahu knows what they secrete, hiding within themselves. So give them the tidings of a painful punishment, a grievous doom.”

Quran 085.001-8 “I swear by the mansions of the stars and the Zodiacal Signs. Cursed are the men of the trench, ditch, and pit. Full of fire fed by faggots. When they sat by it. And they witnessed what they were doing to the believers, burning them. They had nothing against them, except that they believed in al-Lahu.”

Quran 086.013 “Lo this Quran is a conclusive Word; it is not a thing for amusement. It is no pleasantry. And it is no joke.”

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I feel compelled to issue a warning: Proceed with caution. The Quran is deadly, demented, and demoralizing. It was poorly written, disorganized, and without merit. Do 387not attempt to operate your life while under its influence, as serious injury or death may result.

The following surah serves as an exposé on Islam. What appears triumphant is actually an admission of guilt. It is a confession whereby every other odious and repetitive rant can be viewed correctly.

Islamic commentator and deceased terrorist, al Maududi, wanted Allah’s slaves to believe that the opposite was true. He protested that the religion of Islam, as presented in the Quran, was brilliantly comprised of three fundamental doctrines: “Tauhid (the oneness of Allah), the apostleship of Muhammad, and the belief that the dead are raised bodily. The 112^th surah, ‘Pure Faith,’ teaches Tauhid, pure and undefiled. Therefore, the Prophet regarded this one surah as equal to one-third of the Quran.”

Said a different way, albeit a very long time ago…

Bukhari:V6B61N534 “The Prophet said to his companions, ‘Is it difficult for any of you to recite one third of the Quran in one night?’ This suggestion was difficult for them so they said, ‘Who among us has the power to do so, O Allah's Messenger?’ Allah Apostle replied: ‘Allah, One, the Self-Sufficient Master Whom all creatures need (Quran 112.001-4) is equal to one third of the Quran.’”

If only. Nonetheless, in all Al-Ikhlaas | Sincerity…

Quran 112.001 “Say, ‘He, (is) al-Lahu | the For-Him, the One.

Quran 112.002 Al-Lahu, the indispensable, eternal, and absolute.

Quran 112.003 Not He begets, and not is He begotten.

Quran 112.004 And not is lahu | for Him, any equivalent.”

We should all rejoice that there is only one For Him and that he was self-incriminating. No one is comparable.

This counterfeit deity was not named “Allah” in this surah. Having translated it from the Quran Word By Word translation and interlinear, we know that the text reads “al-lahu” which is comprised of “al – the” and “lahu – for him.” 388It does not say “Allah,” nor does it convey al-ilah which would have been “the god.”

Therefore, with the inclusion of the definite article, al in Arabic, and lahu | for him, al-Lahu is a title revealing the intent of the surah – perhaps the entire Quran. It was all Lahu | For Him to rise above the Almighty in the sight of Muslim slaves. Allahu-Akbar.

Driving the point home, the titles of 59 of the Quran’s 114 surahs begin with al | the, including this one, Al-Ikhlas | The Faith. Therefore, the Lord of the Quran has announced that this book is unequivocally al-Lahu | For-Him.

This is a curious confession because it is one that all 66 of the “translations” I have used to present the Quran as accurately and completely as possible throughout God Damn Religion, ignored and misrepresented. Since lahu | for him is readily understood and easily translated, and since it was scribed three times in these four verses, why did they all present the first two lahu errantly as “Allah” and the last correctly as “for Him”?

To highlight their duplicity, the surah reads:

qul huwa al-lahu ahadun

al-lahu al-samadu

lam yalid walam yulad

walam yakun lahu kufuwan ahadun

And yet, that is not what any of these translators wrote.

Ahmed Ali: Say: ‘He is God the one, the most unique, God the immanently indispensable. He has begotten no one, and is begotten of none. There is no one comparable to Him.’

Noble Quran: Say (O Muhammad): ‘He is Allah, (the) One. Allah-us-Samad (The Self-Sufficient Master, Whom all creatures need, He neither eats nor drinks). He begets not, nor was He begotten; And there is none co-equal or comparable unto Him.’

389Pickthal: Say: He is Allah, the One! Allah, the eternally Besought of all! He begetteth not nor was begotten. And there is none comparable unto Him.

Shakir: Say: He, Allah, is One. Allah is He on Whom all depend. He begets not, nor is He begotten. And none is like Him.

Yusuf Ali: Say: He is Allah, the One and Only; Allah, the Eternal, Absolute; He begetteth not, nor is He begotten; And there is none like unto Him.

Quran Word By Word: Say He (is) Allah, the One. Allah the Eternal the Absolute, Not He begets and not He is begotten, And not is for Him equivalent any (one).

From this exercise, we can correctly deduce that Islamic scholars will knowingly alter their renderings of the Quran to create the impression that Allah is God when the actual script demonstrates otherwise. We can also surmise that these horribly written diatribes found throughout the Quran were Lahu | For Him, and not for humankind. It was all recited such that the Lord of Islam would appear beyond compare, the greatest of all, which is a stretch since he is a Snake.

The Quran’s second-to-last surah serves to reinforce what we already know. The un-god who would be worshiped by Muslims as Allah is actually the Adversary known as Satan. The Snake who slithered out of the Garden and into the desert has delusions of grandeur…

Quran 113.001 “Say, ‘I seek refuge with Dawn’s Lord,

Quran 113.002 From (the) evil (of) what He (has) created,

Quran 113.003 And from evil darkening when it spreads,

Quran 113.004 And from evil blowers of malignant witchcraft as sorceresses in the knots,

Quran 113.005 And from (the) evil envier when he envies.’”

This is a bit overt, even for the Devil – a demonic swan song, if you will. The realization that he is the Lord of the 390Dawn is why Yahowah named him both Ba’al | Lord and Shachar | Dawn.

The Adversary is renowned for promoting evil, and he prefers darkness. Satan, by whatever name, is a purveyor of religion, which is his preferred form of witchcraft. He preys upon the envious nature of men – and in Muhammad, he found an ideal canvas.

What’s most amazing, isn’t so much that Allah is Satan’s guise as he seeks to be worshiped as God, nor even that Muhammad was a demon-possessed psychopath, but that the Quran and the Hadith make it so obvious.

I was taught that it’s better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt. Team Islam is not similarly guided. He did the very things he claimed were demonic.

As proof that Muhammad was guilty of “the mischievous evil of darkness,” and that he practiced “the evil of malignant witchcraft and blowing,” I present these confessions:

Bukhari:V7B71N643 “I heard the Prophet saying, ‘If anyone sees something he dislikes, he should blow three times on his left side and its evil will not harm him.’”

Bukhari:V6B61N535 “Whenever the Prophet became ill he used to blow his breath over his body hoping for its blessing.”

Bukhari:V6B61N536 “When the Prophet went to bed he would cup his hands together and blow over them reciting surahs. He would then rub his hands over whatever parts of his body he could reach, starting with his head, face and frontal areas.”

Since those who “practice the evil of malignant witchcraft and blowing” are demonic, Muhammad revealed his spirit.

This next Hadith is especially incriminating as it is entirely Satanic. It is from Aisha, Muhammad’s 9-year-old wife. It plays to a favorite conspiracy: Blame the Jews.

Bukhari:V4B54N490-V7B71N658 “Magic was worked on the Prophet so that he began to believe he was doing a thing which he was 391not actually doing. [In other words, an evil spell caused him to hallucinate and lie. Such is the nature of a man possessed by demons.] One day he said, ‘I feel that Allah has inspired me as how to cure myself. Two persons came to me in my dream. One of them asked the other, “What is the ailment of this man?” “He has been bewitched. He is under the spell of magic.”

“Who cast the magic spell?” “A Jew.” “What material did he use?” “A comb, the hair knotted on it, and the outer skin of the pollen of the male date-palm.” “Where did it come from?” “It is in the well of Dharwan.”’ So, the Prophet went to the well. Upon his return, he said, ‘The date-palms are like the heads of devils.’

I asked, ‘Did you blow out those things with which the magic was worked?’ He said, ‘No, for I have been cured by Allah and I am afraid that this action may spread evil amongst the people.’”

Denial, hallucinations, paranoia, and deceit are all part of the demonic recipe. Muhammad didn’t want the story out because it was so incriminating. He became what he condemned – and he knew it.

In our quest to understand Islam, let’s dive into the 56^th surah, named Al-Waqi’ah | The Inevitable. It is revealing in that it establishes heaven and hell in Muhammad’s image. It is incriminating in that there is no chance these lurid depictions are divine.

Like so much of the Quran, The Inevitable is style devoid of substance. Muhammad professed an intimate knowledge of things he knew nothing about, regaling Muslims with vivid teases and torments. Playing to his audience and dumbing it down for Muslims, the lurid and demonic have become the carrot and stick of his ascension.

But the Islamic path remains unlit. While the prophet’s fiery hell and lustful heaven have been detailed to distraction, we have precious little doctrine upon which to navigate his regurgitated creed. “Surrender or die” is clear enough, but it’s clearly not enough to call Muhammad’s creation worthy of anyone’s attention.

392Quran 056.001 “When the inevitable Event comes to pass,

Quran 056.002 There can be no denying it will happen,

Quran 056.003 Degrading, abasing, and exalting.”

Christians, Jews, and the Quraysh ridiculed everything Muhammad said, so the wannabe prophet retreated into his imaginary realm, a place no one could deny.

The 56^th Surah presents Satan’s recasting of Yahowah’s return with the Messiah Dowd | David, on Yowm Kipurym | the Day of Reconciliations in year 6000 Yah. This will transpire at sunset in Yaruwshalaim, October 2^nd, 2033. And while the Devil’s Day of Doom and the ultimate victory for a remnant of Yisra’el are conterminous, Satan needs to rewrite the script, predetermining the opposite outcome. If he is able to replace Yahowah’s celebration with his punitive experience, the Adversary is hoping to forestall his incarceration in She’owl.

Therefore, Satan, in the guise of Allah, is positioning this Surah to convince Muslims that, on that day, they will be celebrating by despoiling virgins in his bisexual brothel of debauchery. At the same time, Jews will be sadistically tortured at his command. And according to the Lord of Doom, this outcome is inevitable and, thus, undeniable.

Quran 056.004 “When the earth will be shaken to its depths with a terrible convulsing shock.

Quran 056.005 And the mountains bruised and ground to powder, crumbling.

Quran 056.006 Turned to dust, floating in the air.”

So why do you suppose Allah is threatening to punish the planet? Why bruise the mountains? Or better question still, why is the Lord bragging about things that will never occur? And the best question of all – why does anyone believe him?

393Questions aside, according to Allah’s “prophet,” the shaking and crumbling were to occur in the year 1110 CE, half an Islamic day, or 500 normal years, from his coronation as the last messenger. Since the calamitous event known as the Day of Doom was Allah’s most important and oft-repeated prophecy, and since it remains unfulfilled 900 years hence, might we be entitled to question their prophetic credentials?

As we proceed, there are only two kinds of people listed, although this says “three.” And that may be the best news yet since neither seems to be the best option.

Quran 056.007 “And you become three kinds.

Quran 056.008 Then those of the right hand, what will be those of the right hand?

Quran 056.009 And those of the left hand, how will be those of the left hand?”

This is another allusion to the fatalistic backrub that determined the fate of everyone who ever lived – and that would be in the neighborhood of one hundred billion souls, excuse me, reconstituted and resurrected bodies. And while that explains the two kinds, Muslims are destined to wait to see if their Lord actually offers a non-binary option.

These questions remain unanswered throughout the Quran. If they were important enough for the Islamic “god” to ask, you’d think they would merit an answer. After all, the religion stupidly claims that infidels became “lefties” simply because Allah’s fickle hand of fate rubbed Adam’s back the wrong way, predestining disbelievers to hell, then let’s bury this religion and free everyone from its impoverished legacy. If a little heavenly petting is the foundation of Islam, let’s wave goodbye and rid the world of the terror it inspires.

Venturing as we are now into Allah’s debauched paradise, the story commences with a “race” that smacks of Replacement Theology. In this regard, it is interesting to 394note that a race served as the point of departure for Paul in his letter to the Galatians. The author of fourteen New Testament letters claimed to be winning the race to replace the Towrah with his Gospel of Grace. The citation he referenced to “prove” that God agreed was scribed by the prophet Chabaquwq | Habakkuk. And while Paul managed to twist it to serve his purpose, in context the prophecy provides the most overt condemnation of Paul, calling him the Plague of Death

However, since that Devil’s Advocate managed to fool billions of Gentiles sufficiently to believe in a replacement god who hates Jews 500 years prior to Muhammad, why not even more now…

Quran 056.010 “The foremost in the race, the foremost racer,

Quran 056.011 Those are they who will be brought nigh,

Quran 056.012 In gardens of delightful bliss,

Quran 056.013 A numerous company from those of old,

Quran 056.014 And a few of those among the latter times,

Quran 056.015 On golden couches and decorated thrones,

Quran 056.016 Reclining on them face to face.

Quran 056.017 Round them will be boys who are perpetual virgins to pass around.

Quran 056.018 Cups and jugs, beakers full of sparkling wine.

Quran 056.019 Wherefrom they will get neither aching of the head, any madness, nor exhaustion.

Quran 056.020 And fruit, that they prefer.

Quran 056.021 Bird meats that they relish.

Quran 056.022 And houris virgins with beautiful with big eyes,

Quran 056.023 Like pearls within their shells.

Quran 056.024 A reward for what they used to do.”

395Allah’s brothel was the best little whorehouse in Petra. It is little wonder the rose-colored bluffs are blushing.

While a drunken orgy as the prize for winning the race may not sound moral, attractive, or Godly to you or to me, we were not in the Lord’s target audience. He was trying to lure wannabe terrorists to Muhammad so that they would kill Jews for him and then force billions into demonic slavery. While I find it appalling, mass murderers are seldom bothered by ethics.

For the righties of Islam, there was an unexpected twist. The initial batch of perpetual virgins to be passed around are young boys. Allah’s party will commence with homosexual pedophilia. And while this is repugnant, it still resonates with many Muslim men. The practice is particularly prevalent in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, Iran, and Turkmenistan, where community leaders are infamous for orchestrating Bacha Bazi | Boy Play. They purchase, enslave, strip, and fetter youngsters bottoms up on their beds for sexual exploitation and prostitution.

While in the region, and pretending to liberate it for these depraved tribal leaders, U.S. soldiers became aware of the practice of raping and sodomizing young boys, but they were directed to ignore it. So, evidently, Allah knows exactly how to motivate Muslims to act badly and no one in the West seems to mind.

Before we leave the Snake’s Whorehouse, please consider these insightful Hadith on the subject. The first is a wee bit hypocritical…

Bukhari:V7B69N494 “I heard the Prophet saying, ‘From among my followers there will be some who will consider illegal sexual intercourse, the wearing of silk, the drinking of alcoholic drinks and the use of musical instruments, to be lawful.

Allah will destroy them during the night and will let mountains fall on them. He will transform the rest into monkeys and pigs and they will remain so till the Day of Doom.’”

396That would make the Islamic Heaven available only to apes and swine, and thus Jews, since Allah transformed them into monkeys and pigs. But even then, they will need to be on the lookout for flying mountains.

We have this from Islam’s Chief of Decadence…

Bukhari:V4B54N476-544 “The Prophet said, ‘In Paradise they will not urinate, relieve nature, spit, or have any nasal secretions. Everyone will have two virgins who will be so beautiful and transparent the bones of their legs will be seen through their flesh.’”

Returning to the Quran’s depiction of paradise, we discover that there will not be much to talk about. No wonder Allah is providing such a rich menu of entertainment options.

Quran 056.025 “There will be no nonsense there nor blame.

Quran 056.026 But only the saying of Salam, Salam.”

Without a functional conscience among the two billion Muslims, there will, of course, be no blame. We have witnessed this in the worldwide Islamic celebrations of debauchery following the murderous invasion of Israel.

And while I understand that they will have nothing intelligent to say, why limit the conversation to a Hebrew word Muslims know nothing about? Or maybe it’s a new game, one adapted to the target audience – a million days to a one-word vocabulary. Even better, after killing every Jew, they are trying to preserve their language so that they can more effectively taunt them in the neighboring Hell.

Moving on, we discover that there is something to trip every suicide bomber’s trigger. For those who like to flaunt their perversions, there will be voyeurs. Moreover, the houris will have big, beautiful eyes. There will be lots of alcohol, but no intoxication or exhaustion. I suspect that this is because the religion has already provided more than sufficient intoxicants to inebriate billions.

397Further demonstrating that Satan has his finger on the pulse of Muslim boys, the Islamic terrorists who raped and pillaged their way through Southern Israel on October 7^th, 2033, were drugged with Captagon, fueling their murderous rampage while assuaging their consciences (assuming they had one).

Are you sufficiently disgusted? If not, there is lots more. And we wouldn’t want to be accused of plucking these unflattering verses out of a sea of moral platitudes.

Quran 056.027 “As for those of the right hand, how those of the right hand.

Quran 056.028 Among thornless lote-trees,

Quran 056.029 And Talh | banana-trees, one above another,

Quran 056.030 Lengthened shadows,

Quran 056.031 Gushing water,

Quran 056.032 And fruit in plenty.”

What an improvement. This is simply stupid rather than immoral. But for the Muslim hopeful, there are no lote or banana trees in Heaven, much less stacked one on top of the other. As a spiritual realm, it isn’t an oasis in the desert. Sorry, but this Snake is yanking the chains of his slaves. And he may have his metaphors mixed with the bananas because I could have sworn that he turned Jews into monkeys, not Muslims.

That notwithstanding, the Islamic paradise continues to reflect the parochial view of an abandoned orphan boy struggling to survive the rigors of an unrelenting desert clime. It’s comprised of fruits, fowl, shade, flowing water, reclined seating, attentive servants, stimulating wine, and lusty virgins. It’s a place to die for. But, fair warning, I wouldn’t trust a god whose reward in paradise – drinking and fornication – is what he forbids and punishes on Earth.

398After abusing little boys sexually and passing them around such that every Islamic terrorist has the opportunity to emulate Muhammad, the second course will be young girls. And these are special because they are prepared for pain and conquest. Murderous jihadists can be assured that these victims will always find sex irritating because Allah eternally replaces their ripped hymen. Allah is Most-Kind.

This bisexual celebration of pedophilia and decadence is acceptable and continual in Allah’s Brothel.

Quran 056.033 “Unending, unforbidden,

Quran 056.034 Incomparable maidens.

Quran 056.035 Surely, we have made them perpetual virgins, growing a new growth,

Quran 056.036 And made them virgins,

Quran 056.037 Lovers, matched in age,

Quran 056.038 For those on the right hand.

Quran 056.039 A goodly number from those of old,

Quran 056.040 And a multitude of those from later times.”

Muhammad and Allah are telling their young recruits that their virgins will regain their virginity after each conquest, growing a new growth. Unfortunately, ladies, the Islamic paradise is for men only. Their lovers are a special creation and, thus, not women of this world.

And to satisfy a fallen jihadist’s most lustful cravings, their sex partners will be plentiful, as in more than one. The lovers are always plural – Islam’s ménage à trois.

While more realistically seen a mirage resulting from disturbing mental masturbation, this disgusting assessment of the Islamic Paradise is so sexist and immoral that it begs the question: why doesn’t everyone recognize that Allah is Satan? It is dumbfounding to realize the degree of indoctrination, indeed, stupidity, required to see this as Divine or the Quran is moral – the Holy Book of Islam.

399The next time a Muslim says that the god of the Quran and the God of the Torah are the same, remind them of the Islamic Heaven or Hell. And should other hypocritical Muslims condemn the West for its sexual decadence and perversion, ask them to read their Quran.

Debauchery aside, from teases to threats, this is the fate the sadistic god of Islam selected and then predestined for lefties, also known as Jews – although atheists, agnostics, socialists, communists, progressives, fascists, Hindus, and Christians are welcome. Enough of the frivolity; it’s time to roast some infidels…

Quran 056.041 “But those of the left hand, who will be those of the left hand,

Quran 056.042 In scorching wind and scalding water,

Quran 056.043 And shadow of thick black smoke,

Quran 056.044 Neither cool nor refreshing.

Quran 056.045 Verily, before that, they indulged in luxury,

Quran 056.046 And were persisting in the great sin.”

The great Lefty violation was the failure to honor an orphan boy, depriving him of a share of the family business, and then rejecting his prophetic claims while disbelieving that Satan was God.

However, since Allah insists that he is the God of the Towrah and Prophets, he ought to know that She’owl | Hell exists to incarcerate spiritual beings and abusive souls, not physical bodies. The determining factor of who goes and who stays is deliberately misleading or harming Yisra’el. However, once there, it is a smoke-free zone.

In case Muslims haven’t noticed, deceased bodies rot and decay. The notion of bodily resurrection is ignorant and impossible. But since Christians claim it, as do many rabbis, Satan ran with the absurd notion.

400All the while, Allah intends to be abusive. He plans to torture those who do not capitulate with scorching winds and scalding water. But what’s the point if they are going to be asphyxiated by inhaling copious amounts of smoke? Clearly, Satan hasn’t thought this all through.

As we approach this next stanza, be aware that Orthodox Jews believe in bodily resurrection – which is likely why it was incorporated into Christianity by Paul – a Jewish rabbi. This belief explains why they wash the deceased’s body and wrap it in a white shroud. And it is why they guard the body from the moment of death until after burial. They are preparing the corpse for the expected resurrection. This is one of the reasons Jews forego cremation and are reluctant to perform autopsies. It is only Reform Jews, which are a recent anomaly, who realize that souls, not bodies, can survive beyond death.

Therefore, with Jews and Christians aplenty in Petra, and not to be outdone, Allah promotes the absurdity of a Day of Resurrection. It is also known as the Day of Judgment and Doom because, according to the Lord of Punishment, Jews will not be allowed to participate.

Quran 056.047 “And they said, ‘When we die and become dust and bones, shall we then, indeed, be raised?

Quran 056.048 And so will our fathers.’

Quran 056.049 Say, ‘Lo, those of old and the later time,

Quran 056.050 Will surely be gathered together for the meeting appointed for a day well-known and predetermined.’”

Allah and his Quran are becoming more transparent. This addition to the script of the surah serves to proclaim that there will not be any Jews available to participate in the meeting which is appointed and well-known. What the Snake is trying to prevent is the ultimate Family Reunion on Yowm Kipurym | the Day of Reconciliations during the 120^th Yowbel / October 2^nd and 3^rd, 2033. If he fails and it occurs, it is over for him.

401Therefore, my life’s mission has been to assure that Yahowah and Dowd are pleased with the number and quality of the Yahuwdym and Yisra’elites prepared to greet them upon their return. Twenty-two years ago, in the aftermath of the Islamic suicide bombings of America on 09.11.01, I was asked to expose and condemn Islam to protect Jews from it. Thereafter, my mission became reacquainting Yahuwdym with Yahowah while reintroducing them to their Mashyach | Messiah Dowd – all in preparation for this day. Should you want to learn more about this, please read An Introduction to God, Yada Yahowah, Observations, and Coming Home.

The lesson learned when denouncing Satan in the Babel volumes analyzing the Book of Ezekiel, is that, for the Adversary to prevail, he must either kill or adversely influence every Jew such that there are none anticipating Yahowah’s homecoming. Should he be able to alter future history in this way, he would forestall God’s return and nullify His prophets.

But unfortunately for Satan, as is readily apparent when reading the Quran, he isn’t as clever as he once was in the Garden. So, Yahowah prevails and Allah fails.

Quran 056.051 “Then lo, to you, the erring and the deniers

Quran 056.052 You verily will eat the tree of Zaqqum (thorns).

Quran 056.053 And then you will fill your bellies therewith.

Quran 056.054 Drink boiling and scalding water on top of it.

Quran 056.055 Lapping it up like female camels raging of thirst and diseased.

Quran 056.056 Such will be their welcome and entertainment on the Day of Judgment and Doom!”

The threat is that on the Day of Doom bones will be exhumed from graves, reassembled and animated. This is so that some can burn in lust while others burn in hell. It’s the flesh that is gratified and roasted – not souls.

402For not endorsing another third false Messiah with Muhammad, especially after the debacles of Jesus and bar Kokhba, Allah expects God’s people to swallow a thorn tree and drink boiling water. He has a reputation to uphold and that is to be known as the Best of Punishers.

Since Allah must either convince Jews that he is God or have Muslims fight as proxies to annihilate them, we find Babel’s Lord boasting as Yasha’yah | Isaiah had foretold. Having demonized and dehumanized Yahuwdym, the un-god has inspired his slaves to murder without remorse. And they do.

Quran 056.057 “We created you, then why do you believe assent?

Quran 056.058 Have you seen that which you emit?

Quran 056.059 Is it you who create it, or are We the creators (of semen)?

Quran 056.060 We have decreed and ordained death to you all, and We are not to be outrun,

Quran 056.061 From replacing you with others, transfiguring you in (forms) that you know not.

Quran 056.062 And verily, you have already the first creation account, then why do you not take heed?”

Satan has a religion for everyone. And apparently, M is for morons. After reading the Quran and assessing the result, it is an informed and rational observation. There isn’t an Islamic majority nation among the 55 on Earth ranked among the top 60 in average IQ. With 100 being the average Intelligence Quotient, the brightest Islamic nations score in the low 80s, with the populations of Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Algeria, Syria, Bangladesh, Niger, Somalia, Morocco, and Yemen averaging in the 60s and 70s. Many Muslim nations are in the 50s. Should you be curious, I was chosen in part for this job because mine is 175. This enables rapid processing of information, whereby truth is distinguished 403from lies, connections are made that lead to understanding, and deceptions are readily rejected.

Pointing out the obvious to keep it real, Yahowah demonstrated beyond any doubt that He is God through credible and scientifically accurate written testimony regarding the creative process, followed by a factual early accounting of history, a moral narrative, and then by fulfilled prophecies. Studying them is how I came to know and trust Him. Allah, however, offers nothing of the kind.

Quran 056.063 “See you the seed that you sow in the ground.

Quran 056.064 Is it you who cause it to grow, or are We the Grower?

Quran 056.065 Were it Our will, We could crumble it to dry powder and you would be regretful or left in wonderment.

Quran 056.066 Lo, we are ruined with debt.

Quran 056.067 Nay, but we are deprived.

Quran 056.068 Have you seen the water you drink?

Quran 056.069 Is it you who send it from the rainclouds, or are We the Shedder?

Quran 056.070 If We willed, We truly could make it salty and bitter, why then do you not acknowledge thanks?”

Having never actually performed a miracle or created anything of value, the un-god continues to claim the mundane. He is the Grower, not the farmer. And he is the Pulverizer, ever ready to destroy life.

Then, doing away with science, and the realization that it is the evaporation of seawater by the sun that causes vapor to rise and form clouds dispensing fresh water, Allah dumbs it down to being the Shedder. And it’s a miracle because rather than turning saltwater fresh, he is ever ready to do the opposite. It is little wonder he is complaining about being underappreciated.

404It is becoming increasingly obvious that Muhammad and Allah considered men replaceable. They used fiery threats and lustful taunts to seduce an unending supply of martyrs to fight and die for the things they coveted. Islam wasn’t invented to save men but to abuse them.

Quran 056.071 “Consider the fire which you strike.

Quran 056.072 Is it you who made the tree thereof to grow, or are We the Grower?

Quran 056.073 We have made it a reminder, and a convenience for the wilderness dweller and denizens of deserts.

Quran 056.074 So, glorify with praises the name of your Lord, the Most Great, Supreme, and Tremendous.”

Not only did Allah invent fire; he is the most expert at using it to torture those who do not capitulate as slaves and become similarly immoral. And as proof that he is Tremendous, he swears that there are mansions in the stars. Among the long line of unintelligible segues, this is a standout. We transitioned from calling incinerating space pebbles mighty witnesses to the Quran being noble.

Quran 056.075 “So I swear by the Mawaqi | the mansions of the stars.

Quran 056.076 And verily, lo, this is a tremendous oath, if you but knew.

Quran 056.077 That is indeed a honorable recital or glorious Quran,

Quran 056.078 In a Book kept hidden and guarded,

Quran 056.079 Which none toucheth but the purified,

Quran 056.080 A revelation from the Lord of the worlds.”

I appreciate the strategy of keeping this “Book hidden and guarded.” Otherwise, the jig would be up, and all would know that Muslims worship a Snake. But at least this one has a big den. Although, I am curious about how something can be revealed and hidden. Allah knows best.

405Satan continues to be as Yasha’yah | Isaiah presented him – the Lord of the Worlds. But he obviously doesn’t get out much. I say this because, while a few have tried, making a living out of denouncing the Quran works as well for an author as it did for the Jews who sold Talmud stories to this non-prophet in Yathrib. Unable to engage in debate to defend their Lord, Muslims tend to murder anyone who would dare critique the Quran.

Quran 056.081 “Is it such a talk that you deny, hold in contempt, and trivialize?

Quran 056.082 And make denial thereof your livelihood.

Quran 056.083 Then why do you not when reaches the throat,

Quran 056.084 And you are at the moment looking,

Quran 056.085 We are nearer him than you, but you see not.

Quran 056.086 Then why, if you are not in bondage or indebted to recompense,

Quran 056.087 Can you not bring him back if you are truthful?”

If this is divinely inspired scripture, then I’m William Shakespeare. But if nothing else, at least Allah is consistent. No matter where we look, the Quran continues to rank, or should we say, reek, as the worst book ever written. It is proof that a Snake without hands should not have possessed an illiterate man to accompany him when auditioning for the role of God.

Turning aside from the lefties and back to the righties, we are reminded…

Quran 056.088 “Then, if he be of the brought nigh,

Quran 056.089 Rest and provision, and gardens of delights,

Quran 056.090 If he is of those of the right hand.

Quran 056.091 Then will be the salutation for the right hand.”

406Muslims can dispense with terrorism, mass murder, rape, plunder, and the slave trade so long as they are right-handed. But what if a righty denies?

Quran 056.092 “But if he be of the denying who go wrong,

Quran 056.093 Then the welcome for him is the entertainment of boiling water,

Quran 056.094 And burning in Hell-Fire.

Quran 056.095 Verily, this! This is the absolute Truth and it is Certain.

Quran 056.096 Therefore, glorify and praise the name of your Lord, the Most Great, Tremendous, and Supreme.”

Stunning. The entertainment for those who reject this dark dogma is to be roasted and boiled. What kind of spirit would tell his messenger to “celebrate” human torture?

Since no god could possibly be this disturbed or demented, should Muhammad be despised for perpetrating this fraud or pitied? Should Muslims be freed from this delusion, or should we sit back and watch them celebrate their torturous acts of terror?

Fortunately, Allah isn’t God. And Yahowah has placed significant restraints on Satan. And while these things are good, unfortunately, two billion people claim to be subservient to Allah. Sixty percent are young, and many of them are willing to die for virginal toys.

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In exposing Islam, I have erred on the side of being comprehensive when presenting the Quran and Hadith. That is to say, I have been as repetitious as the non-prophet and un-god require. Almost everything they reveal condemns them – and I want the world to know it.

407The evidence piles up, one confession at a time, when we bring the religion’s most essential books together chronologically, placing them in the context of Muhammad’s life. The truth becomes undeniable.

Therefore, I beg your indulgence as we continue to present the Islamic scriptures as completely as our endurance allows. By observing a consistent pattern of behavior, we will be able to render an accurate assessment.

In this light, let’s dissect the 52^nd surah, kissing cousin to the 56^th. It is called At-Tur | The Mount.

Quran 052.001 “By the Mount,

Quran 052.002 And by (the) Book written,

Quran 052.003 In parchment unrolled,

Quran 052.004 By the House ever-peopled and frequented,

Quran 052.005 By the roof raised high,

Quran 052.006 By the swollen sea kept filled.”

Islam’s dark spirit is trying to pull a fast one. He was not present on either Mount – Mowryah or Choreb. The Covenant was confirmed on Mowryah | Moriah and it was there that Dowd built his home and prepared the Temple Mount. And it was on Mowryah that the Messiah returned to fulfill Passover.

Choreb | Horeb is essential, too, because this is where Yahowah introduced Himself to Moseh and then revealed His Towrah | Guidance to His brilliant and articulate prophet. As a result, the scroll they wrote together conveyed Yahowah’s name and not Allah’s. Claiming otherwise, as the Lord of Lies is doing here, is duplicitous.

Yahowah arranged for Solomon to construct the Covenant Home atop Mount Mowryah, beginning in 968 BCE. But it was not continuously occupied. It was destroyed by Satan’s tribe, the Babylonians, and then rebuilt. The Beast that was Rome destroyed it a second time in 70 CE. Seven 408centuries thereafter, Muslims would scar the Mount with trophies to their savagery. Fortunately, within a decade, the mosque and shrine to the Adversary will be razed by Yahowah upon His return.

There is no correlation between either mountain, any scroll, or a House associated with them in Islam. Petra is a valley, Mecca a wadi, and Yathrib an oasis. The Quran was not written within 21 centuries of the Towrah on Choreb, within 17 centuries of Yahowah’s first Covenant Home on Mowryah, or even within a century of this recital.

While the Ka’aba was a rock pile and never a house, the first indication that it existed in Petra arose when early mosques aligned their Qiblahs in its direction. So, with absolute assurance, we can say it was not “ever peopled.” As a point of fact, it was circumambulated, not entered. The only inhabitants were rocks.

Elsewhere in the Quran, we’re told that the “Book” was chiseled on Memorial Tablets, not inscribed on perishable parchment scrolls. But that’s the least of the Quranic headaches. It claims, as Islamic apologist al-Maududi confirms, that it was first written before creation, and that it was passed down and maintained in its original form – verbatim. “The Quran that you are bent upon belying is unchangeable: ‘It is inscribed in the Preserved Tablet, which cannot be corrupted in any way.’”

Since the Quran’s claims regarding its origin and nature are essential to Islam, let’s explore some of the lies. Allah’s “book” says of itself:

Quran 012.001 “These are verses of the immaculate Book, a clear discourse.” Immaculate means perfect, flawless – inerrant. But to the contrary, we’ve already discovered thousands of errors, big and small. And, of course, there was no book. That was the biggest lie of all.

Quran 012.003 “Through the Quran We narrate the best of histories.” That’s a joke, right? The Quran is laughably 409inaccurate historically, often resorting to fables. It doesn’t provide any context or chronology for anything, such that there is no history. And when speaking of historical characters, their stories are all plagiarized and twisted to the point of being utterly idiotic.

Quran 002.001 “This is a book free of doubt.” That is true, but not in the way it was intended.

Quran 010.037 “This Quran is such a writing that none but Allah could have composed it. It confirms what has been revealed before.” Not only are Allah’s endeavors criminal in Hell, Heaven, and on Earth, but the Quran consistently contradicts the prior revelations it wrongly claims to have inspired. By his own admission, Allah didn’t provide a written record of anything and the book written in Baghdad is an embarrassment.

While lecturing on creation, Allah’s prophet professed, “All that was going to be was written on the memorial Tablet before anything else was created.” And that is particularly odd since everything we have read thus far has been fixated on one man’s quest for gold and glory. Said another way: the Quran’s revelations are temporal and they only serve Muhammad and the spirit that possessed him.

I bring this to your attention to scuttle the Islamic claim that the Quran is a perfect reflection of the original tablet inscribed in heaven. The earliest Quranic writings differ among themselves, and they conflict with the present version. Islamic coins from 685 CE have inscriptions that don’t match today’s surahs and, in fact, feature Christian crosses. The citations inside the Dome of the Rock (691 CE) are also inconsistent. Further, the earliest copies of the Quran were written without vowels and the diacritical dots used to distinguish between a variety of words spelled similarly. It wasn’t until the late 8^th century, more than a hundred and fifty years after Muhammad’s death, that Islamic scholars added diacritical marks to clear up countless ambiguities. In doing so, they chose between word options, added 410punctuation, and significantly altered the text. They translated what was essentially an encrypted code that they couldn’t decipher into the nonsense we are reading today.

Then there is the problem of the parchments themselves. The oldest fragments date to the eighth century, not the seventh. They were found in a pager grave on the loft rafters of the Mosque of Sana’a in 1972. Aberrations from the accepted text abound, including the order of the verses, textual variations, and artistic embellishments. Dr. Gerd Puin, the leader of the German team analyzing the scrolls said, “Revisions are very clearly written over earlier, washed-off versions. What the Yemeni Qurans suggest is an evolving text.”

Dr. Puin went on to declare: “The Quran claims for itself that it is ‘mubeen,’ or clear, but if you look at it, you will notice that every fifth sentence or so simply doesn’t make sense. A fifth of the Quranic text is incomprehensible. This is what has caused the anxiety regarding translation. If the Quran is not comprehensible, if it can’t even be understood in Arabic, then it’s not translatable into any language.”

This stark reality is frightening to Muslims, who are sufficiently ill-informed and irrational to believe what the Quran says of itself. It is their lone claim to credibility, and yet, nothing could be further from the truth. There was no book in Muhammad’s day; the oral recitals were forgotten and twisted, even by the non-prophet. They were further degraded by four generations of hearsay. And it is obvious that, even as it was first recited, the Quran was disgusting. It is overtly demonic and degrading, cruel and contentious.

The perfection claim Allah makes on behalf of his Quran would be impossible even if Satan were God. Language is an imperfect tool. One word can mean many things and meanings often change with inflection. Connotation is altered by context, something the Quran lacks. Knowing the time, place, and parties to a conversation 411is required to establish the intended implication. For example, the Classical Arabic word used for fighting could just as easily be translated as killing. And the word for virgin is indistinguishable from the classical Arabic word for white grape.

The Quran’s obsession with demented torments is proof of a different kind of inspiration. Its fixation on fatalism, the annihilation of choice, and, therefore, the impossibility of love, provides another salient clue as to the nature of Islam’s dark spirit. And so now, without the benefit of a sensible transition from one diatribe to another rant, and without reason or cause, we read…

Quran 052.007 “Lo! Verily, (the) punishing torment (of) your Lord (will) surely occur.

Quran 052.008 Not for it any preventer, none can avert it.”

These statements are sufficient to demonstrate that the Quran was not inspired by God. It is readily apparent that the spirit behind it is a disgusting and demonic psychopath. He is a very nasty and sadistic fellow. Torturing people is hardly divine, but threatening to do so with no means to avoid the agony is fiendish and diabolical. And here, Satan, in the guise of the Lord, is saying that no one can save his victims – and that would include Yahowah.

If that is the way you prefer your gods, then you are a Muslim. And you likely believe that this will occur…

Quran 052.009 “(On the) Day (when) the heaven (will) heave in dreadful shaking, the sky trembling,

Quran 052.010 And the mountains will move away, flying hither and thither (in an awful manner).

Quran 052.011 Then woe that Day to the deniers who rejected,

Quran 052.012 Who in shallow falsehood play, ignoring reality, engaging in pleasantries, trifling in grave matters.

Quran 052.013 (The) Day they will be pushed down by force, thrust with a horrible thrust, (in)to the Fire of Hell, unable to resist.

412Quran 052.014 This (is) the Fire, which you used to deny!

Quran 052.015 Then is this magic, a fake, or (do) you not see?

Quran 052.016 Roast therein, taste its heat, burn and bear it. (It is the) same whether you (bear it) patiently or impatiently. Only you are being paid (for) what you did.’”

Allah has confessed to the crime. He is guilty. Should you be moral and have a functioning conscience, you will recognize this as Satan pretending to be God while creating a demonic paradigm. There is no other informed and rational verdict that can be drawn from the evidence.

It is, indeed, criminal that non-Muslims have failed to denounce this sadistic diatribe and free the world of its scourge. In particular, the Progressives in academia, politics, and the media are culpable – accessories to the crimes perpetrated by this doctrine, including terrorism, mass murder, rape, pedophilia, misogyny, kidnapping, torture, and slavery. Shame on all of you!

There is no excuse. The Quran is readily available. This message is neither concealed nor isolated. This is the 60^th surah we have contemplated and the sixtieth time we have endured this sadistic rant. While it is not in every surah, in most it is repeated multiple times.

Torturing someone is the worst thing one person can do to another. And yet, in the Quran, the tortures are pervasive, relentless, heinous, unavoidable, unending, cruel, degrading, and sadistic. The Islamic god personally participates in them and he relishes them. His faithful slaves not only watch the enduring tortures, but they also mock the victims.

There is no excuse for Islam. It is malignant and deadly. It has no value. It inspires the worst in human behavior. Even in his carnal depictions of paradise, Allah is a twisted and demonic deity. The Lord’s enslaved army of militants and malcontents rejoice that they were kept out of the blazing inferno by Hell’s Warden.

413Quran 052.017 “Lo! Verily, those who guard and fear, keeping their duty, (will be) in Gardens of Pleasure.

Quran 052.018 Rejoicing and enjoying what their Rabbi | Lord has provided them, and (because) their Lord has protected them by warding off (the) torment (of) the blazing Hell-Fire.

Quran 052.019 Eat and drink (with) glee, satisfied and happy because of what you did [to rob, rape, and murder for me],

Quran 052.020 Reclining on throne couches arranged in ranks and rows. And We will pair, mate, and join them with beautiful Houris | fair female maidens, virgins (with) wide, lovely eyes.”

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we will be mated with maidens. Reclined on our thrones, the houris will be plentiful. Allah is the perfect pimp.

Reflecting their god’s nature, it should be no surprise that the Islamic jihadists terrorizing Jews on October 7^th, 2023 celebrated the mutilation and rape of boys and girls, men and women, children and grandmothers – even desecration and dismemberment? Rape is embedded in the Muslim DNA, as is sadistic immorality and bestiality. They inherit it from their god.

And let’s be clear, according to the Quran, Muslims do not choose to be sexual predators and perverts – Allah insists on it, directing them, even predestining them to be abusive. Islam is immoral and indefensible. Should someone disagree, have them read the same 60 surahs we have considered.

Quran 052.021 “And those who believed and whose offspring followed them in Faith, We joined with them their offspring. And now will We deprive them of their deeds, from every thing a person has earned (is) pledged.”

Imagine that. Wives and children will be joined with husbands and fathers who are cavorting with virgins. That ought to be entertaining. However, it remains perplexing how the Lord of Confusion manages to juggle predestination and his insistence upon having complete control over every 414action alongside the notion of people earning their fate as a result of what they have done.

Quran 052.022 “And We will provide them with fruit and meat from what they desire.

Quran 052.023 They will pass to one another, exchanging therein, a cup, wherein is nothing laghwun | dirty, false, evil, or vague speech, neither frivolous nor vain, and no sin.”

Allah’s brew of free frivolity sounds like a date-rape drug, combined with hallucinogens, anti-depressants, and tranquilizers. It’s the Rabbi’s cure for immorality. However, it comes at a price. If vain, vague, false, and evil, speech is prohibited, someone will have to torch the Quran’s of Paradise.

This less-than-heavenly picture continues with these perverse strokes:

Quran 052.024 “And will circulate among them, boys for them of their own, attending to and serving them, as handsome as well-protected pearls.”

Muslims can’t even claim credit for Bacha Bazi | Boy Play because the game was sponsored by their wannabe god. However, I have some bad news for Muslim boys. In previous verses, Allah used the “well-guarded pearl” reference to designate virgins, maidens whose undefiled status was hidden, or protected, in closed shells. Now deployed in reference to handsome and devoted boy servants circulating around for them, it sounds like Allah is pimping virginal anal copulation, making this pedophilia and sodomy.

Even LGBTQQIA2SAA Progressives might find this outside the acceptable range. To accommodate Allah’s sexual preferences, they will have to add S for Sodomy, P for Pedophilia, R for Rape, B for Bestiality, M for Mutilation, and V for Virgins (more correctly: PVCB&GWRHS for Perpetual Virgin Children, Boys and Girls, With Replaceable Hymens and Sphincters). And while 415they are being inclusive and accepting of the sexual preferences of Quranically inspired Muslims, they may want to all M for Misogyny, SS for Sexual Slavery, FM for Forced Marriages, and FGM for Female Genital Mutilation. There must even be an accommodation for Domestic Violence akin to BDSM because Muhammad told Muslims in his Farewell Semon that it was perfectly acceptable for men to beat their women.

Therefore, the Progressives uplifting Islamic values should consider remaking their pride flag, showcasing SPRBM-PVCB&GWRHS-MSSFMFGM+DV&BDSM added to LGBTQQIA2SAA, while making sure the all-inclusive banner coordinates with the green, black, yellow, and red of Islamic terrorist logos superimposed, of course, with raised swords, fists, and AK47s. It’s sex for those who prefer it rough.

When Islamic elders playing Bacha Bazi were questioned about having naked young boys lashed to their beds, they actually said, and I quote, “These boys are here because they like having their bottoms penetrated.” But even with this excuse, Allah beat them to it. Allah is the Best of Sodomizers.

Quran 052.025 “And some of them will approach, coming to each other, drawing near, engaging in mutual enquiry, questioning.

Quran 052.026 They will say, ‘Indeed, we used to be afraid at home, fearful and anxious around our families,

Quran 052.027 But al-Lahu | the For-Him, He conferred this favor upon us, and He has delivered us from the torment of the blistering wind.’”

Yes, once upon a time, pedophilia and sodomy were considered inappropriate and immoral. But now, with Allah’s permission, and for his benefit, there is no longer any stigma or shame among the young boys serving the perverts of paradise. In the warm embrace of deceased jihadists, they will no longer be tossed outside the home and subjected to 416the blistering winds of the desert. They may be out of the closet, but they are still in the bedroom – likely chained. Such is the life of a Muslim slave.

Allah’s next statement is so perfect, I thought I’d share it with you exactly as it was written, Word By Word…

Quran 052.028 “Lo, indeed, we we used to before before call Him. Verily, He He the Most Kind, Subtle, Courteous, and Generous, the Most Benign and Merciful!”

A benign, subtle, courteous, generous, and merciful sexual tormentor of little boys and girls; now there’s a characterization one does not see every day. We can only wonder how Muslims justify the obvious contradiction between their god’s self-serving depiction and his behavior. And was this unsolicited praise before-before we-we He-He lo-lo used to sponsor SPRBM-PVCB&GWRHS-MSSFMFGM+ DV&BDSM?

As we may have suspected, all of these explicit tortures and this sadistic sexuality lead directly to…

Quran 052.029 “Therefore remind for not you by grace of your Rabbi | Lord a vulgar soothsayer nor a possessed madman.”

With all evidence to the contrary, I’m not convinced. But nonetheless, with this Rabbinical blessing, we can rest assured that tedious tortures and perverted preferences are divine. For if these were the perverse rantings of a demonically possessed madman, nay, this Allah and Islam, Muhammad and Quran could not be good.

Do you suppose the Lord of Perverts will be sending additional flying monkeys our way as we peruse such sweet poetry?

Quran 052.030 “Or they say, ‘A poet! We wait for him a misfortune of time, a misfortune of time.’

Quran 052.031 Say: ‘Wait. For lo indeed, I am with you among the waiters.’”

417To all of his other disabilities, we must now endure the snake’s newfound ststuttering prproblem. Sympathetic and non-judgmental, of course, we will patiently wait for the Snake to spit out his words, recognizing the liability of a forked tongue.

While scholars may quibble over the merits of virgins for killers, one thing is clear: illiterate men and their reptilian cohorts ought not pretend to speak for God. So, in this next rather lame edition of the Never-Ending Argument, to rebut his critics, the one who should have been committed to the asylum is calling the staff crazy. So as not to prejudice the conversation, the following rendering is literal…

Quran 052.032 “Or command them their minds this or they a people outrageous and inordinate?

Quran 052.033 Or they say, ‘He has fabricated and forged it? Nay, not they believe.

Quran 052.034 Then let them bring a recital like it, if they are truthful.

Quran 052.035 Or they were created of ghayri | nothing shayin | nothing or they creators?”

I suspect that the Snake wanted to say that the asylum keepers were out of their minds. However, I would disagree. While I recognize that the Quran is fraudulent, it is not sufficiently similar to anything else to brand it a forgery. We have every reason to believe that it reads as Satan intended.

As for bringing a competitive recital, that’s a rather parochial challenge. There isn’t much demand for demonic diatribes in support of sadistic psychopaths in Arabia with IQs under 70 who are demon-possessed. That is a very small market, and they tend respond poorly to challenges to their faith – even when prompted by their god.

Case in point: on this occasion, rather than defending this vitriolic vomit, Allah pursued an ad hominem attack, demeaning the rival poets. In fact, everything that follows is 418a logical fallacy. For example, the realization that you nor I created the heavens and earth does not mean he did or that the Quran is valid. The fact that we do not want or possess the treasures of this Rabbinical Lord, and are not seeking to be tyrannical, contributes nothing to this topic. It is akin to saying – You are not blue so the Quran must be true.

Quran 052.036 “Or (did) they create the heavens and earth? Nay, not they are certain.

Quran 052.037 Or with them treasures (of) your Lord? Or (are) they the controlling tyrant and treasurers set with authority?

Quran 052.038 Or for them a stairway they listen therewith? Then let bring their listener an authority clear.

Quran 052.039 Or for Him daughters while for you sons?

Quran 052.040 Or you ask from them a payment so they from a debt overburdened?

Quran 052.041 Or with them the unseen so they write down?

Quran 052.042 Or they intend a plot? But those who disbelieve themselves (are in) the plot.

Quran 052.043 Or for them a god other than al-Lahi? Glory be al-Lahi | To Him from what they associate.”

So, he scored a point on that round. I have many stairways, but none that listen. However, I think that the Adversary may have intended to say, “Or do they have a stairway or ladder (to heaven) whereby they can listen (to the secrets discussed in heaven?” Although, it’s not much of an argument either way.

And while I have sons, I’m surprised Allah is copping to daughters. After all, I thought he lived alone.

If we were to conclude as the Lord is suggesting that everything freely offered has value, we’d be endorsing the creeps who hand out candy to little girls, hoping to lure them away. And the guy screaming on the street corner that the sky was falling would cause everyone to duck.

419The next proof is funny considering the un-god and his non-prophet couldn’t produce anything that could be seen. Nonetheless, the challenge was deemed to be lost by writing something down. And speaking of hypocrisy, those plotting the ascension of a Snake to the status of God, are renouncing their critics by suggesting that they are schemers caught in their plot.

After a litany of fallacies, the Lord announces that he is the victor because there is no other god like him. Glory be. Then, evidently not yet satisfied that he had won the argument, the Lord cleverly deploys a strawman tactic, another by distraction, followed by a non-sequitur and an unveiled threat to announce that he was victorious…

Quran 052.044 “And if they were to see a piece from the sky falling, a fragment dropping, they will say clouds heaped up.

Quran 052.045 So leave them alone until they encounter their Day (of Doom) which in it they will faint and swoon (with terror);.

Quran 052.046 (The) Day will not avail to them their plotting anything and not they will be helped.

Quran 052.047 And verily, for those who do wrong, another tormenting punishment besides this, but most of them not know.

Quran 052.048 So be patient for the Command (of) your Rabbi for verily you (are) in Our eyes. And glorify the praise of your Rabbi when you arise.

Quran 052.049 And of the night glorify Him and after the stars retreat.”

The spirit of Islam remains in the same rut. The sky is falling, men are swooning in terror, and there are ever more plots and punishments. No matter where one looks, the Quran is a very nasty book.

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420Returning to the Hadith, we find Tabari, in an effort to please his Shi’ite overlords, saying that Ali was the first man lured into Islamic submission.

Tabari VI:83 “Ali was the first to accept Islam. He submitted at the age of nine.”

Now that we have three Muslims, let’s take a quick inventory. Khadija founded Islam to salvage her reclusive, suicidal husband’s tattered reputation. She convinces him he’s not cavorting with demons, and he adopts her Profitable Prophet Plan.

Amply motivated by revenge and greed, the dynamic duo assails their clan with claims that are equally preposterous and delusional. They were belittling the competition. They had to do so because their product was as deranged as their scandalous motives were transparent.

Tabari VI:83 “One of the favors Allah bestowed on Ali bin Talib [Ali was uncle Talib’s son, hence Muhammad’s cousin.] was that the Messenger was his guardian before Islam.”

And that occurred because: Tabari VI:83 “The Quraysh were afflicted by a severe drought. Muhammad said to his uncle al-Abbas, one of the richest Banu Hashim [Sons of the Name, representing Muhammad’s extended family], ‘Abbas, your brother Abu Talib has many dependents, and you see how people are suffering. I will take one of his sons and you take one.”

The champion of Dads, “Abu Talib said to them, ‘As long as you leave me Aqil, do as you wish.’ Muhammad took Ali.”

Tabari VI:83 “Our fellow scholars are agreed,” Tabari claimed, “that Ali accepted Islam a year after the Prophet began his mission, and that he remained in Mecca for twelve years.” As such, the score at the end of the prophet’s first year was: Islam 3, Disbelievers 4,997.

But if Islam was low on converts, it was long on controversy. Abu Bakr, Muhammad’s richest pal, future father-in-law, and Caliph, claimed he preceded Ali.

421Tabari VI:83 “‘O Messenger, who has followed you in this religion?’ He replied, ‘Two men have followed me in it, a free man and a slave; Abu Bakr and Bilal.’”

The non-prophet misspoke when he said Bilal. Zayd bin Harithah, not to be confused with Zayd the Hanif, was the first slave to submit. He was owned by Khadija. She gave him to Muhammad who claims to have “adopted” him. Companions of the Prophet said:

Tabari VI:84 “The first man to believe and follow the Prophet was Zayd bin Harithah, his client [slave] and adopted son.” Ibn Ishaq says that the slave-turned-son was number two: “Zayd was the first male to accept Islam and to pray after Ali. Then Abu Bakr accepted Islam.”

Regardless of who was conned first, by the end of the fourth year, it was Islam 4, Disbelievers 4,996. Tabari confirms the stealth prophet’s slow start…

Tabari VI:89 “Three years after the commencement of his mission, Allah commanded His Prophet to proclaim the divine message which he had received publicly to the people.

In the previous three years of his mission, until he was commanded to summon people openly, he had kept his preaching secret and hidden.” At the time Muslims “were few in number and practiced their faith in secret.” He was the world’s first mute messenger.

Mistaken, al-Tabari claims that Allah summoned the tongue-tied troubadour with these words from the 15^th surah, “So proclaim that which you are commanded, and withdraw from the polytheists.” Quranic scholars say, however, that the 15^th surah was 57^th in order of revelation, not the 3^rd. Either the surahs are hopelessly jumbled or somebody is terribly confused. And this is a problem for Islam because Tabari wrote the earliest and most revered Quran commentary in addition to its lone history.

In the next paragraph, Tabari confirms that even the first Muslims were clueless when it came to the progression of 422surahs. After parading the 15^th out as the third, he nominates the 26^th for the fourth position. All three attempted Quranic chronologists say that the 26^th immediately preceded the 15^th. The reason Muslims are compelled to reorder the Quran chronologically is because without doing so they cannot play the abrogation game. It only works when, after throwing the old verse into oblivion, it is replaced by a newer one.

However, regardless of the score or progression, Abu Bakr was said to be a better salesman than Islam’s Messiah. “Many responded to his summons and accepted Islam.”

Some, however, needed a little encouraging…

Tabari VI:90 “They came to blows, and Sa’d struck one of the polytheists with a camel’s jawbone and split his head open.”

That led to the showdown at Uncle Abu Talib’s home. This discussion is similar to the one chronicled earlier in Ibn-Ishaq’s Sira, but it is placed later in the flow of things by Tabari. He claims that Hajjaj’s eight sons…

Tabari VI:93 “They went to Abu Talib and said, ‘Your nephew [Muhammad] has reviled our gods, denounced our religion, derided our traditional values, and told us that our forefathers were misguided [and burning in hell]. Either curb his attacks on us or give us a free hand to deal with him, for you are as opposed to him as we are.’”

This Hadith affirms that Muhammad was the cause of his own grief. He denounced traditional Arab values and damned his ancestors. The Meccans wanted nothing more than for him to shut up. But no… “he continued as before.”

The leadership returned to Tabari VI:94 “Talib once again. They said, ‘We asked you to forbid your nephew from attacking us, but you did nothing. By Allah, we can no longer endure this vilification of our forefathers, this derision of our traditional values, and this abuse of our gods.” We are told: “This breach and enmity with his tribe weighed heavily on Abu Talib.”

Members of the Hashim clan were reasonable, rational, and restrained. They returned to Abu Talib a third, fourth, 423and fifth time. Tabari VI:94 “You are our elder and our chief, so give us justice against your nephew and order him to desist from reviling our gods, and we will leave him to his god.”

At this point, Muhammad’s god was not one of the Meccan gods – further evidence of the migration from the Rabbi to Ar-Rahman to Allah.

Tabari VI:95 “Abu Talib sent for Muhammad. ‘Nephew, here are the shaykhs and nobles of your tribe. They have asked for justice against you. You should desist from reviling their gods and they will leave you to your god.’ ‘Uncle,’ he said, ‘shall I not summon them to something which is better than their gods?’”

He was protesting that his god, either the Rabbi or Ar-Rahman, was better than their god, Allah. But how can that be? The Islamic religion was based upon the claim that Muhammad was Allah’s Messenger. Yet on this day, Muhammad wants to summon his extended family to a god who is better than their Allah.

Tabari VI:96 “Abu Talib said to Muhammad, ‘Nephew, how is it that your tribe is complaining of you and claiming that you are reviling their gods and saying this, that, and the other?’

The Messenger said, ‘I want them to utter one saying. If they say it, the Arabs will submit to them and the non-Arabs will pay the jizyah [submission tax] to them.” This is another confirmation of the Profitable Prophet Plan.

The shaykhs and nobles are alleged to have said something that contradicts the prior Hadith. Yet, it is no less debilitating to Allah’s claim of divinity. “Does Muhammad make the gods one god? This is indeed an astounding thing.” Muhammad combined the traits of seven pagan idols – Rabbi, Ar-Rahman, Ar-Rahim, Al-Lat, Al-Uzza, Manat, and finally, Allah, into a single deity. He manufactured his god in the manner of pagans before him.

The Quran confirms this admission in the 38^th surah, appropriately named Sad | Sad. Muhammad did exactly what 424we and they accused him of doing – creating a hybridized god by blending an assortment of pagan deities together.

Quran 038.001 “Sad, by the Quran, full reminder.”

Quran 038.002 Nay, those who disbelieve (are) in self-glory and opposition, separation and a schism.

Quran 038.003 How many We destroyed before them of a generation? Then they cried out when it was too late for escape.

Quran 038.004 They wondered and were surprised that a warner had come to them from among themselves. And the disbelievers say, ‘This is a sorcerer, a charlatan, a wizard telling lies.

Quran 038.005 He has made al-alihata | the gods into wahidan | one God. Lo, this is a curious and strange thing to be sure, even wonderful!’

Quran 038.006 And came forth their leaders among them (and said), ‘Continue and be patient and attached over your gods. Indeed, this is certainly an intentional thing with something sought after with an ulterior motive.

Quran 038.007 We never heard of it in the former faith. This is nothing by an inventive forgery, a made-up tale and fabrication.’”

Since the Lord keeps hitting us over the head with it, the Quran was not reminiscent of anything. Muhammad’s former friends and extended family recognized that it was not evocative of Christianity, Judaism, or Arab paganism.

By this time, Petra was comprised of religious Jews, practicing Christians, monotheistic Arab converts to Judaism, and Hashim tribesmen who were still devoted to the pagan myth surrounding the Ka’aba and its pilgrimage. They worshiped Al-Lat, Al-Uzza, and Manat in addition to Allah. And while the Quran would steal from all of them, that is what made it unlike any of them. Islam was and remains an amalgamation of Arab monotheism and paganism, Judaism and Christianity.

Those who lived with Muhammad, dealt with him, worked with him, and listened to him, knew exactly who he 425was: “He is a sorcerer, a charlatan, a wizard telling lies.” They knew what he was doing: “He has turned our gods into a single God.” And they were never in doubt as to why: “There is surely some motive behind it – something sought after.” They even understood his means: “It is a forgery.” The eyewitnesses to the crime were unanimous in their dissent: a fraud was being fabricated and perpetrated. And surprisingly, their opposition has been retained in the Quran by way of their Never-Ending Argument.

But sadly, neither Muslims nor Infidels are listening to what those who knew Muhammad best had to say. And that, perhaps, is the biggest crime of all.

As a Mafia godfather would do today, the dark spirit of Islam threatened the eyewitnesses and intimidated the jury pool, albeit in a less than articulate manner. According to the Word By Word translation, with an assist as required by The Noble Quran, the Lord said...

Quran 038.008 “Has been revealed to him the reminder form among us? Nay, they (are) in doubt about My Reminder. Nay, but they have not tasted My Torment!

Quran 038.009 Or have they treasures mercy your Rabbi, the All-Mighty, the Real Bestower?

Quran 038.010 Or for them (is that the) dominion the heavens and the earth and whatever between them? Then let them ascend by the means (by ropes and ladders).

Quran 038.011 Soldiers there (and) there (will be) defeated and vanquished among the armies of allies of the old times.”

The Lord of the Worlds, in trying to vindicate himself, confirmed his guilt. He just said that his heaven was hellish, a place where people are vanquished. And if you doubt him, grab your rope or ladder, climb up to heaven, and check for yourself.

426But the cocky, schoolyard bully wasn’t finished gloating. He went on to list his all-in-one god’s glorious achievements:

Quran 038.012 “Before them belied, rejected, and denied the people of Nuh, Ad, Firaun, owner of the stakes (for punishment),

Quran 038.013 And Thamud, the people of Lut, and the Companions of the Wood. Those were the Confederates.

Quran 038.014 Not all but denied and rejected the Messengers so My Torment was justified.”

I’ve heard of justifiable homicide but never justifiable torment. Nevertheless, the Lord of Doom is an equitable annihilator. From the people of Nuh, to the Ad and Firaum, the Thamud and Lut’s folk, and even the dreaded Companions of the Wood, the Confederates were vanquished for warner denial.

After confirming his pagan origins, and proving his demented nature, the Sad surah reveals the dark spirit’s lack of mental acuity. The Lord of the Bible, following in the footsteps of the religious before him, introduces revisionist David, whom he claims was his votary. But damn the facts, the Lord of Terror had people to subdue, credibility to usurp, power to grab, and money to steal.

But first, We must prove that We were only quasi-literate and had yet to learn the art of the transition or the merit of not revising history to suit Us…

Quran 038.015 “And not await these but a shout one, a single blast, not for it any delay.

Quran 038.016 And they say, ‘Our Rabbana | Lord, hasten for us our share and fate before (the) Day (of) the Reckoning.’

Quran 038.017 Be patient over what they say and remember Our slave Dawood (also Dawud) | David [correctly, Dowd], the possessor of strength, the lord of might, lo, he turned to Us as he was oft returning in all matters and in repentance.

427Quran 038.018 Lo! Verily, We subjected the mountains, subjugated the chiefs, and subdued the hills to glorify (Our praises) with him in the afternoon and sunrise,

Quran 038.019 And the birds assembled all obedient to him, repeatedly turning.

Quran 038.020 And We strengthened his kingdom and We gave him al-Hikmah | Prophethood, wisdom, judgment in legal matters, decisive speech, and clear judgment and decision.”

One blast, one blast only. No wasted air and no wasted time on serving up torments. So why do you suppose the Confederated Disbelievers of Past and Impending Doom are pleading for an early arrival? And what do they have to do with the Islamic reinterpretation of the Messiah and Son of God?

The religions Satan helped fashion before he slithered into the desert and suffered heatstroke both discounted Dowd’s acclaim as the Messiah and Son of God, as Shepherd and Savior. Then they replaced him. In Christianity, the revised model was Iesou Christou | Jesus Christ, and in Judaism, he was known as Shimon bar Kokhba | Listen to the Son of a Star. Foisted upon the unsuspecting by the rabbis Paul and Akiba, the myth and warlord ushered in religious cults predicated upon Replacement Theology – Christianity and Judaism.

I am particularly attuned to this ploy, not only because it is the Lord’s favorite, but also because it is the most diabolical. There is no salvation apart from Dowd’s fulfillment of the Miqra’ey of Pesach, Matsah, and Bikuwrym in 33 CE / year 4000 Yah. Further, it is Dowd who is returning with Yahowah on Yowm Kipurym in 2033 / year 6000 Yah to reconcile a remnant of Yahuwdym and Yisra’elites with Yahowah.

Dowd, as Yahowah’s Chosen One, His Anointed, His Firstborn, exemplifies the Covenant. He is the most brilliant, capable, courageous, articulate, and important prophet who 428ever lived. No one knew Yahowah better, and no one was more loved by Him.

I serve as his herald to announce his impending return with Yahowah. I seek to awaken God’s recalcitrant children so that Father and Son receive a warm reception. Therefore, when this Snake recasts Yahowah’s Dowd | Beloved as a Muslim indebted to him, I am motivated to verbal vitriol. There is nothing that irritates God more than misappropriating His Son’s acclaim. Nothing is deadlier or more counterproductive. So, these are fighting words.

Dowd was capable and courageous because the Spirit of Yahowah came upon him when he was anointed the Messiah at eight years of age. Throughout his lives, and for him there have been two and will be a third, he consistently turned to Yahowah for enlightenment and support. With God at his side, he would have been the last person on Earth to trade down to a measly Snake.

Dowd’s Mizmowr | Psalms comprise the most uplifting and liberating, enlightening and empowering, indeed, enriching lyrics ever scribed collaboratively by man and God. They are infinitely superior to the Quran in every way. If you can handle the truth, return to the bookshelf at YadaYah.com and read his prose in Coming Home.

However, if, for the moment, you perceive the merit of knowing how this delusional drivel motivated Muslims to behave like savages, then stay here a while longer. I can assure you that the mountains were not subjugated and will not flee, the hills are not about to bust out in song, and while the birds may chirp, they will not be in obedience to a Snake. Further, while the Lord of Replacement Theology robbed Dowd of his accolades, as he did in Christianity and Judaism, the Messiah prevails in the end.

Quran 038.021 “And has come to you news (of) the litigants when they climbed over the wall (of) the private chamber?

429Quran 038.022 When they entered upon Dawood and he was terrified of them. They said, ‘Not fear. (We are) two claimants and one of us has wronged the another, so judge between us in truth and (do) not be unjust and guide us to an even path.

Quran 038.023 Lo! Verily, this (is) my brother. He has ninety-nine ewe [sic] while I have one ewe.’ So he said, ‘Entrust her to me.’ And he overpowered me in speech.’

Quran 038.024 He said, ‘Lo! Verily, he has wronged you by demanding you of ewe to his ewes. And lo, many of the partners certainly oppress some of them on another except those who believe and do right deeds and few they (are).’

And became certain Dawood that We tried him and he asked forgiveness (of) Rabbahu | his Lord and fell down prostrate, bowing and turning in repentance.

Quran 038.025 So We forgave for him that (lapse). And lo, for him with Us surely is a near access and a good place of return.

Quran 038.026 O Dawood! Lo! Verily, We have made you a vicegerent, or subordinate leader, in the earth, so judge between al-nasi | the exalted leaders in truth and (do) not follow the desire for it will lead you astray from (the) way of al-Lahi | To Him.

Lo! Verily, those who go astray from (the) way of al-Lahi | To Him, for them (is) a grievous punishment and severe torment because they forgot (the) Day (of ) Reckoning.”

To his credit, the Snake was able to work a story about sheep into his attempt to convert Dowd to Islam. It was something the Shepherd knew a great deal about. As a result, he would be quick to judge between terrifying trespassing litigants.

The 99-ewe litigant represents Christianity, which had grown a hundredfold larger than Judaism as a result of its more enticing rhetoric with a broader appeal. The fact that this dispute is between these two claimants is reinforced by the admission that the disagreement was over sheep, and to whom they belonged. Since they were brothers, and since Dawood was deemed wrong in his assessment, needing forgiveness, the one without sheep represents a rabbi robbed 430by the Christian usurper. Pretend Dawood wants everyone to get along and play fair, returning the purloined ewe, but the Snake says, “No.”

The moral of the story is that all is forgiven if, after Christianity robs Judaism of all it has to offer, Muslims do the same to the Christians – with one religion absorbing the other. That is why replacement Dawood prostrates himself like a good little Muslim slave. And as a result of his mishandling of the Lord’s agenda, the Islamic David was demoted from King of Kings to a vicegerent, which is someone exercising delegated power on behalf of another sovereign ruler. Now, the mountains can be subservient and the birds can chirp, “All praises to Allah, Satan is God.”

It was also clever the way Satan was able to taunt Yahowah by saying that his version of Dowd will judge the nasi. I say this because the Hebrew term from which it was derived is used in the famous Yasha’yah / Isaiah 9:6 prophecy to herald Dowd’s authorization to rule.

Now that Satan has staked his claim on the Son of God, Messiah, and King, it’s time to gloat…

Quran 038.027 “We did not create the heavens and the earth and whatever lies between them for nothing. That is the assumption of those who disbelieve. So woe disbelievers from the Fire.”

The first nine to sixteen words of that statement ring true. And as for the last six, methinks Hell’s Warden goofed his line and meant to say: “So woe to the disbelievers – into the fire.” Nevertheless, thereafter, Allah was back to his old tricks.

Quran 038.028 “Or should We treat those who believe and do the right like those mischief makers who spread corruption in the earth? Or should We treat those who guard like the wicked?

Quran 038.029 A Book, We have revealed it to you. Blessed that they may ponder its verses and those of understanding may be reminded.

431Quran 038.030 And We gave to Dawood Sulaiman, an excellent slave. Lo! Verily, he (was) one who repeatedly turned,

Quran 038.031 When were displayed to him in the afternoon excellent bred steeds, the fleet-footed chargers and light-footed coursers.

Quran 038.032 And he said, ‘Lo! Verily, (I) preferred (the) love and desire (of) the good over (the) remembrance (of) my Rabbi until they were hidden in the veil and out of sight.

Quran 038.033 ‘Return them to me.’ Then he began (to) stroke their legs, shanks, and necks,

Quran 038.034 And lo, certainly We tried Sulaiman. And We placed on his throne a body. Then he turned.

Quran 038.035 He said, ‘O my Rabbi! Forgive me and grant me a kingdom not belonging to anyone after me. Indeed, You, (are) You, the great Bestower.’

Quran 038.036 Then We subjected to him the spirit and the wind to flow by his command gently wherever he directed,

Quran 038.037 And the Satanic devils from the Jinns, every builder and diver.

Quran 038.038 And others bound in fetters and chains.

Quran 038.039 This, Our gift, so grant or withhold without a record or account.

Quran 038.040 And, lo indeed, for him with Us surely is a near access and a good place of return.”

Lord only knows how he managed to transition from vicegerents to punishments, from an unvain heaven to fiery disbelievers, from right to wrong, and then to a book which did not exist. But if it did, it would be a reminder of that which was never stated. Understand?

Miraculously, this leads to Solomon being David’s most excellent slave. And lo, he was a real head-turner. However, like so many Muslims following his example, Islamic Solomon had a thing for a well-bred steed. When displayed to him, he quickly admitted his strong preference, indeed 432love, for a really good one. But alas, the best light-footed courser was hidden under the Lord’s veil.

Lusting in all the wrong places, as is the propensity of Muslims, revisionist Solomon pleaded to return the fleet-footed charger, which the Lord quickly complied, allowing the Israelite king to passionately stroke its shanks, legs, and neck. It was, of course, a tough test for the Muslim slave but once his Lord placed the body on his throne, he knew what to do next and turned into a first-rate Islamic pervert and despot. As a result, imaginary Solomon would subjugate the wind and direct the Satanic devils, builders, and divers. Everyone else would be fettered and chained – the Lord’s gift to his lusty libertine. And now suitably enticed, he, like his master, the vicegerent, would keep the Snake close at hand.

Of course, there would be no record of something this incriminating, but of that we were forewarned. It was also revealed that Allah has set both David and Solomon up, keeping them close at hand, so that he can return in their stead. It is another Quranic tale with intoxicating implications. And so all of the mesmerized slaves cried out in one voice, “Allahu Akbar to all, and to all a good night!”

Dare we press on, plunging deeper into the Devil’s R-rated romp through his take on the Talmud? Indeed, because the next dupe is actually perfectly suited to the Devil’s agenda – Job. According to the biblical fable, he was the victim of a Satanic dare, a wager with the Almighty. The book bearing his name is a sore thumb among the Prophets, but it, like Jonah, Enoch, and Ezekiel, seems to strike this Snake’s fancy.

Quran 038.041 “And remember Our slave Ayub | Job when he called his Rabbi | Lord, ‘Lo, Satan has touched me, afflicting me with toil and torment.’

Quran 038.042 Strike with your foot this water to bathe, cool, and a drink.

433Quran 038.043 And We granted him his family and a like of them with them a mercy from Us and a reminder for those of understanding.

Quran 038.044 And take in your hand a bunch and strike with it and (do) not break (your) oath. Lo, indeed, We found him patient an excellent slave. Lo, indeed, he repeatedly turned.”

The Snake isn’t much of a storyteller if that is all he’s got. His Job starts off toiled and tormented, which is an issue for those keeping track. While Islamic Job claimed that Satan afflicted him, for the longest time now, the un-god of the Quran has advocated the toil of terrible torment.

The solution was to strike the foot. Apparently doing so, as in the case of Moses inadvisably striking the rock, would bring water to bathe and drink. Problem solved. Scrubbed clean, his family was returned. Understand?

But since that didn’t apparently work as planned, revisionist Job was told to grab a bunch of something, it really doesn’t matter, and lash out. So long as the unspecified oath was remembered, this slave was good to go – at least so long as he followed the strategy of Lot’s wife and turned.

Having moved past these three slaves, it was time to herald the arrival of three more…

Quran 038.045 “And remember Our slaves Ibrahima | Abraham and Ishaqa | Isaac and Yaquba | Jacob, possessors of strength and vision?

Quran 038.046 Indeed, We chose them for an exclusive remembrance (of) the abode.

Quran 038.047 And lo, indeed, they to Us from the chosen ones the best.”

Why is the Snake chatting up the denizens of the desert when his original clientele were the progenitors of the Yisra’elites. And since he’s using the same alphabet, why can’t he write ‘Abraham, Yitschaq, and Ya’aqob? Yes, of course, Snakes don’t have hands and can’t write books, but 434even so, why must he associate the chosen ones with the abode instead of the Covenant, a beryth instead of a beyth? If he is going to steal God’s people, why not steal His Covenant, too? However, the answer is likely that Satan has used abode frequently to speak of hell.

No Islamic accounting would be complete without mention of the bastard child of Ibrahim…

Quran 038.048 “And remember Ismaila | Ishmael and Yasa | ? and Dhu al-Kifl | Dhulkifl (Ezekiel), and all from the best.

Quran 038.049 This a reminder and indeed for the righteous surely is a good place of return.

Quran 038.050 Gardens (of) Eternity (will be) opened for them the gates.

Quran 038.051 Reclining therein they will call therein for fruit many and drink.

Quran 038.052 And with them (will be) chaste female (virgin) companions of modest gaze, of well-matched (age),

Quran 038.053 This (is) what you are promised for the Day of al-Hisabi | Reckoning.

Quran 038.054 Lo! Verily, this (is) surely Our provision not for it any depletion.”

This is Fun-With-Names. While Ishmael is a known quantity, the boy who was banished and foretold to become an ass of a man living in hostility with everyone, including his brothers, who are Yasa and Dha al-kifli? Islamic apologists will claim that Yasa is ‘Elsha’ | Elisha (meaning God Saves), but that’s a stab in the dark. And even then, the Quran says nothing about him, making the reference superfluous. As ‘ElYah’s protégé, he had nothing to do with Islam or Allah and served Yahowah.

As for the identity of Dhu al-Kifl, the best guess of Muslim expositors is that he is Ezekiel. And if so, it’s a trifecta of devilish treats. The unholy trinity of Job, Ishmael, and Ezekiel is Satan’s play on ‘Abraham, Yitschaq, and 435Ya’aqob. There is no better paradigm for Muhammad and Allah than Dhu al-Kifl | Ezekiel and his Lord. “Bastards in Paradise” ought to have been the title of the surah.

Now that the Snake has led his slaves back to the Garden, it’s time to singe some sinners…

Quran 038.055 “This (is so)! And, lo, indeed, for the disobedient and inordinate surely (is) an evil place of return.

Quran 038.056 Jahannama | Hell, they will burn therein and wretched and vile (is) the resting place.

Quran 038.057 This (is so)! Then let them taste it, boiling fluid and purulence, cold, clammy, fetid drink to taste from dirty wound discharges.

Quran 038.058 And other of its type, various kinds (of torments).

Quran 038.059 This (is) a multitude rushing blindly with you. No welcome for them. Indeed, they (will) burn (in) the Fire.

Quran 038.060 They say, ‘Nay! You, no welcome for you. You brought this upon us. So evil and wretched (is) the resting place.’

Quran 038.061 They will say, ‘Our Rabbana | Lord, whoever brought upon us this increase for him a torment double in the Fire.’

Quran 038.062 And they say, ‘What (is) for us (has happened that we do) not we see men we used to count among them being the bad ones?

Quran 038.063 Did we take them (in) ridicule, for a laughing-stock, or have (they) turned away from sight?’

Quran 038.064 Lo! Verily, that (is) surely (the) truth, (the) quarreling, (of the) people (of) the Fire.”

Being coldblooded, snakes like it hot – and this one is no exception. It explains why he left the garden and slithered south into Arabia. And since Satan is spending so much time in Hell tormenting those who rejected his attempted ascension to divine status, he rather enjoys the wretched and vile.

436This known, how is it that a spirit sufficiently demonic to itemize his intended tortures has managed to convince billions that he is God? After all, one doesn’t usually find traits such as “demented and sadistic psychopath” on Divine resumés.

Poor Muhammad, among all the name-dropping, he’s been left out of the picture. So finally, albeit anonymously, the warner returns…

Quran 038.065 “Say, ‘Only I am a warner and not any ilah | god except al-Lahu | For Him, the One, the Irresistible.

Quran 038.066 Rabbu | Lord of the heavens and the earth and whatever is between them. The All-Mighty, the Oft-Forgiving.’

Quran 038.067 Say, ‘It a news great, a momentous message.

Quran 038.068 From it you turn away.

Quran 038.069 It is not for me any knowledge the chiefs of the exalted when they were disputing,

Quran 038.070 Not has been revealed to me except that only I am a warner clear.’”

An irresistible and oft-forgiving tormentor is unique among the gods, even in pagan lore where there are hordes of troubled deities. And yet somehow, all of this talk of burning and boiling is great news. However, I am curious why the non-prophet and un-god are so defeatist. They complain of being rejected while in the midst of delivering the message.

The only chiefs mentioned thus far were being subjected to revisionist David and that was a lifetime ago, so who knows who these exalted chiefs may be or what or why they are disputing. It is a curious thing, because why mention it if even the messenger doesn’t know?

This brings the Snake back to his home turf in the Garden. What follows is all reminiscent of Satan returning the readers of Ezekiel to Eden so that he could revise what occurred and create a better outcome for himself.

437To set the stage, it is in the opening chapters of the Towrah where we find the initial narrative of what occurred during the creative process which led to the showdown in the Garden between Chawah and the Snake. After revealing that the waters teemed with life during the fifth creative epoch, Yahowah revealed that He created humankind in His likeness during the sixth day. After surveying the completed scene, God was pleased and said that it was very good.

However, as Yahowah celebrated the first Shabat, He announced that His creative purpose was incomplete. He wanted to conceive one very special individual with whom He could engage and work…

“Then (wa), Yahowah (YaHoWaH – transliterated as instructed within His ToWRaH | teaching regarding His HaYaH | existence), Almighty (‘elohym), formed (yasar – forged and fashioned, planned and prepared) for association and accompaniment (‘eth) ‘Adam (ha ‘adam – the man, one distinct individual) out of (min) the material substance (‘apar – the fine and very small natural particles of earthen elements) of (min) the ground (ha ‘adamah – the soil or earth).

He blew (wa naphach – breathed) into his nostrils (ba ‘aph huw’ – into his nose and breathing passageway) a life-giving, restoring, and sustaining (chayym – lives, the plural of chay, a reviving, renewing, and prolonging) conscience (neshamah – seat of rational thinking and good judgment, of recognizing the difference between right and wrong through discernment and discrimination).

And ‘Adam (wa ha ‘adam – so this individual and distinct man) came to exist as (hayah – became) a living (chay) soul (la nepesh – with consciousness, the ability to observe and respond). (Bare’syth / Genesis 2:7)

Yahowah ( – written in the original pictographic Hebrew alphabet to convey YaHoWaH, which is transliterated by His ToWRaH | Instructions regarding His 438HaYaH | existence as our ‘ELoWaH | God), Almighty (‘elohym), planted and established a home to celebrate life (nata’ – firmly embedded the seeds for growth as a dwelling place) as a Gan | Protected Garden (gan – a shielded and surrounded enclosure with a protective fence; from ganan – defended shelter suitable for sustaining life) of (ba) ‘Eden | Great Joy (‘Eden – a favorable circumstance which is delightful, enjoyable, and satisfying) pursuant to a time long ago (min qedem – oriented toward a new day in the ancient past).

Then (wa), He placed (sym) ‘Adam (ha ‘adam – this unique man) there (sham ‘eth – by name therein), whom, for the benefit of the relationship and to show the way (‘asher – to reveal the correct path to get the most out of life), He had fashioned and formed (yatsar – designed, prepared, and fabricated).” (Bare’syth / Genesis 2:8)

This is so very different from the Snake’s reassessment which follows. Unlike Yahowah’s portrayal, which is focused on the conception of ‘Adam, Satan’s reenactment was focused on himself. Further, while Yahowah identified Himself as God in the Towrah, that name is avoided like the plague in the revisionist Quranic portrayal, where the Lord is not identified. And ‘Adam is reduced to nothing more than a basar | piece of meat.

Quran 038.071 “When said your Lord to the malaik | spiritual messengers (angels), ‘Lo!, Verily I am going to create a basar | flesh from clay (mire).’

Quran 038.072 So when I have fashioned him and breathed into him of ruhi | My spirit, then fall down in homage to him, prostrating.

Quran 038.073 So prostrated al-malaikatu | the spiritual messengers (angels), all, and every one of them together,

Quran 038.074 Except Iblis (Satan). He was arrogant and became of the disbelievers.”

In the Quran, the nameless Lord is heard addressing mal’ak (using the Hebrew transliteration), who are God’s 439spiritual implements and messengers. They were not present in the Towrah’s account but are featured here because Satan is a mal’ak | spiritual being.

Moving deeper into the revisionist account, the man who is to be conceived is not named here, even though Satan has stated it elsewhere as Adam. And that means that humankind is being deliberately discounted by the use of basar (once again using the Hebrew spelling since it serves as the basis of Arabic), which describes “the flesh of an animal, a piece of meat, whether human or otherwise.”

In Satan’s recasting of the account, the Lord dispenses with the usual derogatory ingredients, such as stinking slime and sexual discharge, and relegates the basar to mire and clay. And then rather than receiving the naphach | breath of chay | life, a neshamah | conscience, and nepesh | consciousness, the clay conception is, instead, offered the Lord’s ruwach | spirit – which would have made the clay meatball demon-possessed and immortal, a spiritual being conjoined with Satan, rather than a material man and independent individual.

In the Quran, the Lord’s intent in creating this spiritual analog wasn’t to enjoy his company or engage with him but, instead, to force all of the other mal’ak | spiritual beings into submission. And even that’s peculiar since, without bodies, they cannot fall down or bow. Further, the mal’ak, as energy-based implements, messengers, and tools, do not have freewill, rendering the entire Quranic exercise moot.

The star of the Quranic re-creation is Iblis, which is a crude transliteration of the Greek word for devil – diabolos. He is depicted as arrogant, which is obviously an accurate self-assessment by the Lord since he is Iblis. However, the Lord of Islam must shed his demonic skin to be perceived as God – which is not only the intent of this story, it is his prime objective.

440Therefore, while there is no rational possibility that someone in God’s presence could become a “disbeliever,” Satan, in the guise of the Lord, needs Muslims to disbelieve his existence as the Devil. As the Snake in the Garden, the Lord knows exactly who he is, and he knows Yahowah as well, but he is insistent that humankind believes otherwise.

Further, it was arrogance that led the Snake to scheme his assent above the Almighty in the minds of men. That story is told in Yasha’yah | Isaiah 14 for our edification.

The Towrah’s depiction of what occurred is markedly different. After conceiving ‘Adam, God provides a detailed depiction of ‘Eden’s location such that the story is grounded in place and time. Then Yahowah, wanting ‘Adam to get the most out of the experience in the Garden, and to be as productive as possible, offers him some guidance. Then they begin their relationship, enjoying life together. And it is at this point that Yahowah decides to enrich ‘Adam’s life with Chawah. Doing so provides ‘Adam, who was endowed with freewill, the choice to prioritize his developing relationship with Yahowah or with the woman God has conceived for this purpose.

Returning to the Quran, there is no longer any reference to the Lord. He becomes a nameless voice as the story transitions from casting his Iblis / Satanic persona away to the Lord (Satan pretending to be God) collaborating with his demonic nature to the detriment of humankind. It is the ultimate confession, beginning with the Lord of Islam asking himself: “Are you arrogant or are you the high and mighty one?”

Quran 038.075 “He said, ‘O Iblis, what prevents you from falling prostrate to whom I have created with both My hands? Are you arrogant or are you the high and mighty exalted one?’”

Since the Lord of the Quran is supposed to be omnipresent and omniscient, this question is only understood in the context of him addressing his Satanic 441nature to say that nothing prevents his devilish persona from bowing out of the picture. After all, the Lord has been busy crafting this illusion throughout the Quran (as well as in Job, Jonah, Ezekiel, and the New Testament) for this purpose. So, he asks the part of him that he wants to disown so that he can become a god, “Are you the arrogant one or are you the high and mighty?” thereby revealing the dichotomy in his schizophrenic persona.

From this point to the conclusion of the story, the speakers are not differentiated because they are one and the same. Satan wants to control his cake while devouring it. Therefore, there will be a new collaboration, one that will enable the outcome the Lord desires on the Day of Resurrection. They will work hand in hand to achieve both objectives – for Satan to be perceived as God while he damns humankind. Clever.

Quran 038.076 “He said, ‘I am better than him. You create me from fire and You created him from clay.’

Quran 038.077 He said, ‘Then get out of it, for indeed you (are) outcast,

Quran 038.078 And lo, indeed, upon you (is) My curse until (the) Day (of) Judgment.’”

In the first of these three lines, the Lord of Islam, whether projecting himself as if he were God or as the Devil, is admitting that he perceives humankind as filthy. People are slaves to abuse and manipulate. It is the reason that humankind is predestined to be tormented in the fire.

In the next two pronouncements, Satan selects his words carefully. He tells his demonic nature that he is now an outcast and banished. He has to recuse himself from the Lord’s clever recasting of himself as God. Therefore, the curse imposed on the Snake by Yahowah is being transferred to the banished part of Satan’s duplicity. And it will remain on his discarded persona until the Day of Judgment – after 442which the veil is removed and the duplicity no longer serves any purpose.

However, since Satan is a snake, he cannot actually be other than he is. And as the Adversary, his role is to provide those who reject Yahowah with an alternative. Therefore, he must remain active as a serpent, at least until Resurrection Day when the game is over.

Quran 038.079 “He said, ‘Rabbi | my Lord, then give me respite until (the) Day they are resurrected.’

Quran 038.080 He said, ‘Then, indeed, you are given a reprieve

Quran 038.081 Until (the) Day (of) the appointed time.’”

The Lord is musing with himself over his intent, which is to repurpose the Mow’ed | Appointed Meeting Time of Yowm Kipurym | the Day of Reconciliations as a Day of Doom. His goal is to resurrect humanity to an eternity of torture rather than endure Yahowah’s Homecoming to a restored Family. The entirety of the Quran serves this purpose which is why the unavoidable horrors of the Day of Doom dominate the text.

Therefore, the Lord’s mission is twofold. His arrogance drives him to compel humankind to worship him as if he were God. And by doing so, he prevents the preponderance of people from engaging in the Covenant Family. This serves to preclude them from participating in the Day of Reconciliations. And that leads to Satan’s Day of Doom.

Quran 038.082 “He said, ‘Then by Your authority I will surely mislead them all,

Quran 038.083 Except Your single-minded slaves.’

Quran 038.084 He said, ‘Then this is right by Me and true.

Quran 038.085 I will fill Hell with you, and those who follow you, without exception.’”

For a change, Satan is being honest with us. He is using his usurped authority as the Lord and the pretense of being 443God to lead everyone astray. And for the most part, it has worked as planned.

However, to prevail with his scheme, Satan must achieve a clean sweep. Everyone must either surrender to his ambition or die estranged from Yahowah. Therefore, Satan is cleverly positioning his ego as a replacement for Yahowah while collaborating with his demonic nature to destroy those who reject replacement theology.

I am likely the first person since the Lord made man privy to his scheme to accurately explain what he is attempting to achieve. And this is the third occasion, having previously done so by repudiating Christianity in Twistianity and then by condemning Rabbinic Judaism in Babel.

My mission is to forestall his success. The Adversary needs to prevail with everyone on the planet, over eight billion souls, while Yahowah is victorious when we reach 7,000 Yahuwdym and Gowym for the Taruw’ah Harvest and inspire another 70,000 to attend His Yowm Kipurym Homecoming in 2033.

And clearly, it isn’t a fair fight. While Satan has gotten a substantial head start, and I’m an aging gowy, I benefit from Yahowah’s Seven Ruwach in these writings which will soon be lifted up as a Nes | Sign for all to see. And by Pesach in 2030, I’ll be joined by ‘ElYah, the courageous prophet who is the most entertaining orator in human history.

Satan has been forthright throughout much of this declaration. He is correct in saying that he will mislead almost everyone, and he is right in claiming that many will follow him into She’owl. But he isn’t going to achieve the clean sweep he needs to prevail. He is, therefore, overstating what he will achieve.

Nonetheless, after stating his case, the Lord of Devils turns back to the man he has possessed to make this announcement…

444Quran 038.086 “Say, ‘I do not ask of you for any payment for this and not I am of the ones who pretend.

Quran 038.087 This is a warning to the world of men and jinns.

Quran 038.088 And lo, surely you will know all about it after a period of time.’”

Indeed, and time’s up.

Since I am part of Yahowah’s Covenant Family, I thought you might enjoy listening in on what actually occurred in the Gan ‘Eden…

“Yahowah (Yahowah), Almighty (‘elohym), relationally (‘eth) grasped hold of (laqach – selected, received, and accepted) the man named ‘Adam (ha ‘Adam – the human being), and He settled him restfully (wa nuwach huw’ – He placed him, setting him down after settling all unresolved issues so as to foster an association and alliance; a derivation of ruwach – spirit) in (ba) the Garden (gan – protected, defended, enclosed, and covered place of concern for life) of ‘Eden (‘Eden – great joy and total satisfaction, in the favorable state of great gladness) to minister to her (lo ‘abad hy’ – to work it and to cultivate it) and (wa) to closely observe her (lo shamar hy’ – to pay attention to it, closely examining and carefully considering her). (Bare’syth / Genesis 2:15)

And Yahowah (YaHoWaH), Almighty (‘elohym), provided direction (tsawah – instructed, spoke clearly and unequivocally with authority) concerning (‘al – beside and on behalf of) ‘Adam, the man (ha ‘adam), saying (la ‘amar – communicating and explaining), ‘From (min – of) every (kol – each) tree (‘esh) of the Garden (ha gan – of the protected and defended enclosure designed for living life) you can continually and actually eat (‘akal ‘akal – you may genuinely consume, consistently and enthusiastically being fed and nurtured). (Bare’syth 2:16)

445But (wa), from (min) the Tree (‘ets – upright plant with firmly embedded roots and branches which reaches up to absorb the light; from ‘atsah – to provide counsel and advice for the purpose of developing a backbone by overcoming challenges, often painful, or risk being shut out) of the Knowledge (ha da’ath – of awareness, of the acquisition of information through observation along with the exercise of good judgment leading to understanding, the ability to make rational connections between appropriate aspects among the discernable evidence; the feminine form of yada’ – to know in a relational sense, becoming aware and familiar) of Good (towb – that which is beneficial and productive, correct and proper, favorable and enjoyable, desirable and agreeable, moral and right, valuable and worthy, even beautiful, generous, pleasing, pleasant, festive, and joyful) and (wa) Bad (ra’ – evil, harmful and corrupt compatriots, morally inappropriate, malignant and disagreeable rhetoric from loud-mouthed associates, words and actions which are of no value, morally depraved, displeasing, and troubling to a great many), do not make a habit of continuing to eat (lo’ ‘akal – do not habitually devour or consume) from it (min huw’).

As a consequence (ky – because as a result, strengthening this statement by revealing the contrast), in a day (ba yowm), you will absolutely die (muwth muwth – you will perish, ceasing to exist among the living, destroying your soul), defined by having eaten from it (‘akal ‘atah min huw’ – you will become actively described by what you eat).’ (Bare’syth 2:17)

Yahowah (Yahowah), Almighty (‘elohym – who is God, a protective Ram shepherding His flock), said (‘amar – conveyed, declaring), ‘It is not good (lo’ towb – it is not productive or beneficial, correct or proper, favorable or enjoyable, desirable or agreeable, moral or right, pleasing or joyful) for the man, ‘Adam (ha ‘adam – mankind created in God’s image with a neshamah | conscience), to exist 446(hayah) alone by himself (la bad huw’ – apart and separated, withdrawn and isolated).

I will engage and continually act on his behalf, producing (‘asah la huw’ – I will always work for him and fashion and prepare) a helper and supporter (‘ezer – one who assists and serves, a positive influence who rescues, aids, renews, and provides benefits with the strength and power to accomplish these tasks) similar to (ka – like, akin to, and in the manner of, even according to) his corresponding counterpart (neged huw’ – describing that which is straightforward, right for him, open to him, close by in his immediate proximity).’ (Bare’syth 2:18)

Now (wa n), Yahowah (YaHoWaH), Almighty (‘elohym), who fashioned and formed (yatsar – who conceived and created, devised, planned, and prepared, thought about and then forged) out of the elements of the earth (min ha ‘adamah – from the feminine aspects of ‘Adam and out of the ground) every living animal (kol chayah – in recognition that all life comes from Yah) of the expansive environment (ha sadeh – of the breadth of the land conducive to life) in addition to every bird in the sky (wa ‘eth kol ‘owph ha shamaym), brought them (wa bow’ – arrived with them, coming) to ‘Adam (‘el ha ‘adam – toward and in the direction of the first man conceived in God’s image) in order to see (la ra’ah – to witness and delight in) what he would call them and how he would greet and welcome them (mah qara’ la huw’ – if he would summon them and invite them to meet with him, approaching them by calling them by name).

Therefore (wa), everything for the benefit of the relationship that (kol ‘asher – it was all to reveal the proper path to walk to get the most out of life) ‘Adam (ha ‘Adam – the man) approached and designated, called out to and encountered (qara’ la huw’ – reached out to and summoned, designating them by name), that became the name and reputation (shem huw’ – the proper designation 447and renown) of that living soul (nepesh chay – of that conscious lifeform). (Bare’syth 2:19)

‘Adam (ha ‘adam – the man) summoned and met with, greeting (qara’ – invited and approached, proclaimed and announced, called out to and welcomed) by name (shem – by proper designation and reputation) all of the animals (la kol ha bahemah), the birds of the sky (la ‘owph ha shamaym), and every conscious lifeform (wa la kol chayah nepesh) of the expansive environment (ha sadeh – of the breadth of the land conducive to life).

However (wa), there was not found (lo’ matsa’ – there was not discovered, encountered, or attained) for ‘Adam (la ‘Adam – for man) a helper and supporter (‘ezer – one who could assist and serve, a positive influence who could rescue, aid, renew, and benefit with the strength and power to accomplish these tasks) similar to and right for him (ka neged huw’ – like him and corresponding to him who was straightforward and correct for him and open to him and receptive to him). (Bare’syth 2:20)

As a result (wa), Yahowah (Yahowah), Almighty (‘elohym), caused the man, ‘Adam (‘al ha ‘Adam), to fall (naphal – to be anesthetized, temporarily diminishing his state of awareness) deeply asleep (tardemah – supernaturally induced anesthesia).

And while he slept (yashen), He grasped hold of (laqach – He selected and took) one (‘echad) of his ribs from his side (min tsela’ huw’ – his bones and cartilage from around the heart and lungs) and sutured up (sagar – closed up by repairing through joining) the place beneath it (thachath hy’ – under it, replacing it) with living tissue (basar – flesh, a suitable body part to convey the good and welcoming news). (Bare’syth 2:21)

Then (wa), Yahowah (Yahowah), Almighty (‘elohym), constructed (banah – made for the purpose of the family and for procreation, establishing reneal) with the rib (‘eth 448ha tsela’ – with the bones and cartilage from around the heart and lungs) that which, to reveal the benefits of the relationship (‘asher – to show the way to get the most joy out of life), He had taken (laqach – He had selected and grasp) from (min) the man, ‘Adam (ha ‘Adam), a woman (la ‘ishah – female to be a partner).

And (wa) He brought her (bow’ hy’ – He came with her) to (‘el) the man, ‘Adam (‘Adam). (Bare’syth 2:22)

Then, the man, ‘Adam (wa ha ‘Adam), said (‘amar – responded), ‘This (zo’th) is the way to conduct one’s life (la pa’am – the pattern of behavior to be followed, the motivation to push forward, the persistent heartbeat), its essential nature (‘etsem – the skeleton upon which human life hangs, the substance and essence of an upright life) out of (min) my essence (‘etsem ‘any – my bones and essential human nature), a living being able to communicate intelligently (basar – living tissue and flesh, a human being filled with words waiting to be spoken) for my desire to share positive thoughts with humanity (min basar ‘any – out of my flesh, body, and human nature and for the purpose of communicating).

For this reason (la z’oth – concerning this discussion), she shall be greeted, welcomed, and called (qara’ – she will be invited and summoned as) woman (‘ishah – a female) because (ky) out of (min) man (‘iysh – a masculine individual) she was taken (laqach z’oth – this was obtained, selected, and received). (Bare’syth 2:23)

Accordingly, therefore (‘al ken – so based on this it is also right that) a man (‘iysh – an individual male) shall leave (‘azab – will be absent from and release) his father (eth ‘ab huw’) and his mother (wa ‘eth ‘em huw’) and engage, becoming close (wa dabaq – join and be united in close association) with his woman (ba ‘ishah huw’ – with his female partner and companion).

449And they shall exist as (wa hayah – they will become) a unified (‘echad – a singular unity and one) pronouncement regarding life (la basar – uplifting declaration concerning living in the flesh). (Bare’syth 2:24)

And the two (wa shanaym), the man (ha ‘adam) and his woman (wa ‘ishah huw’), they were (hayah hem) naked (‘arowm – unclothed and bare-skinned with no barrier between them), and they were not ashamed (lo’ bowsh – they were not wrong, disapproved, mistaken, or the least bit stressed over it). (Bare’syth / Genesis 2:25)

The spellbinding serpent (wa ha nachash – so then the sorcerous snake, this venomous viper, and poisonous cold-blooded reptile, this tempting and toxic creature; from nachash – the one who enchants and captivates regarding the Divine, the one who practices divination, magic, and sorcery, who indulges in faux prophecy by fortune-telling, invoking supernatural knowledge and power) was (hayah) cunning and clever (‘aruwm – shrewd and subtle while appearing sensible, crafty and obscuring, elusive and ambiguous with his counsel, highly skilled at being mischievous, abusive, and treacherous, elusive in his counsel and ambiguous when obscuring the truth), more so than (min) any other (kol) lifeform (chayah – living being) relative to (‘asher) the broad and open way (sadeh – the cultivated environment or great expanse of land [outside the Garden]) that Yahowah (YaHoWaH), Almighty (‘elohym – God), had temporarily deployed (‘asah – had conceived, enabled, engaged for a protracted but limited time).” (Bare’syth / Genesis 3:1 in part)

While no doubt nachash | spellbinding, the notion of ha Satan | the Adversary being a “serpent” is merely symbolic. He is a spiritual being akin to light. His outward appearance on this occasion would have been brilliant, radiant, and luminous.

450The Adversary is nachash, which is to say that he is “devious and enchanting, using religion to appear divine.” As “nachash – he is observant and aware of what is written upon the signs” that God has provided. By being nachash, he “learns through experience and is diligent in his approach.” As a nachash | fortuneteller, ha Satan is a “false prophet, using divination, which is the religious pursuit and invalid conveyance of the unknown, particularly future outcomes, through supernatural means.” As nachash, the Adversary is a “venomous serpent” and, thus, “incapacitating and debilitating, paralyzing and deadly.”

His appearance would be as “burnished bronze” or “shimmering copper.” By using nachash, we learn that Satan should be considered coldblooded, and he is serpentine in his approach and, thus, never straightforward. While appearing to absorb the light of the sun, he lives in the pit of darkness.

The Nachash | Serpent is exceptionally ‘aruwm | shrewd by being subtle, elusive by being ambiguous, and cunning by being clever. And by composing hayah, meaning “was, is, and will be” in the third-person masculine singular, we know that the Nachash acted alone. Further, in the perfect conjugation, his influence will not endure. He is constrained within the fourth dimension and will not persist past a certain expiration date.

Ha Satan is chayah | alive and beastly – an animate lifeform. He exists in the sadeh | open environs, within the cultivated lands of civilization and in unprotected pastures. This is to say, we should expect Satan to be right out in the open, cultivating civilization, pasturing sheep, and nurturing the unsuspecting. He is, therefore, positioning himself as the god of religion.

From this introduction, we also know that Yahowah ‘asah | made and deployed him. God ‘asah | put him into effect to engage in this way. After all, there is no point in freewill without options, both good and bad.

451And while that is an enormous amount of information to process, the Nachash | Serpent is not named nor is he introduced to Chawah. The very next word is “‘amar | he said ‘el | to ha ‘ishah | the woman,” which is why I separated the pretext from the statement. We have a lot to process before we contemplate what the Snake stated.

It was not until I dissected the Book of Ezekiel for the Babel series that I was able to deduce why Satan was presented within the Garden as opposed to entering it from outside. After all, there were walls around the Gan ‘Eden and it was protected by Karuwbym | Cherubs – precluding other animals, including humans, from entering.

Further, it is clear from the context that Serpent was already there. He was recognized by Chawah to the extent that she already knew him. Moreover, he not only knew Yahowah, but he was also aware of what God told ‘Adam five decades ago.

From Chawah’s perspective, she would have presumed that he knew what he was talking about and that he was worth engaging in conversation. She, therefore, perceived him as a conduit to God, to a better life, rather than as someone who was deceitful, debilitating, and deadly. And so, in the preamble to the ensuing conversation, we have our first glimpse of Satan disguising his adversarial nature to appear divine.

There is but one explanation for all of this. And that is to realize that Satan was one of the Karuwbym assigned to protect the Garden. And while this conclusion is evident based on the clues we have been given and the way this story plays out, I was oblivious to it until Satan admitted as much. In the Book of Ezekiel, which is autobiographical of Satan, the Adversary openly admits that he was there, in ‘Eden, because he was one of the Karuwbym.

This realization becomes evident beginning in the 28^th chapter of Ezekiel. After demonstrating that he was a false 452prophet, with every prediction made of Tyre being invalid, in addition to what follows being grossly inaccurate, Satan obsesses over the village on the rock. He foists a ridiculously over-aggrandized revisionist account of how he perceived the encampment to convey his former glory within ‘Eden. And he introduces the king of Tyre as the paradigm of perfection. Satan’s fanciful portrayal of himself reads…

“And it is a word (wa hayah dabar) to me to say (‘el ‘any la ‘amar) of This Is Not Him (#^^#!), (Ezekiel 28:11) son of ‘Adam (ben ‘adam), it is imperative that you raise (nasa’) a funeral dirge and offer a lament (qynah) over the king of Tyre (‘al melek Tsor) and have said to him (wa ‘amar la huw’), ‘Thus said (koh ‘amar) my Lord and Master (‘adony), This Is Not Him (#^^#!): You (‘atah) are the seal, the signature and stamp, the very model (chatham) of the ideal paradigm, a paragon of perfect proportions, properly designed for the way things should actually be (thaknyth), filled and abounding (male’) in wisdom and intellect, aptitude and dexterity (chakmah), entirely perfect (wa kalyl), beautiful in appearance and highly desirable, exceedingly handsome (yophy).” (Ezekiel 28:12)

Satan then speaks in second person to identify himself as the paradigm of perfection – the most beautiful of all. So now keeping in mind that there were only four individuals in Gan ‘Eden | The Garden of Joy, making the list exceedingly small (‘Adam, Chawah, Yahowah, and the Serpent), we read…

“In ‘Eden (ba ‘Eden), the Garden (Gan) of God (‘elohym), you actually were for a limited time (hayah – you had genuinely been for a brief moment (qal perfect)).

Every precious stone and esteemed rock (kol ‘eben yaqar) adorn and beautify you (masekah ‘atah): ruby (‘odem), topaz (pitdah), and diamond (yahalom), aquamarine (tarshysh), onyx (shoham), and jasper (wa 453yashapheh), sapphire (saphyr), emerald (nophek), and carbuncle (bareqeth). Your settings (toph ‘atah) and your mountings (wa neqeb ‘atah) are crafted in gold (wa zahab mala’kah). With you (ba ‘atah) in the day (ba yowm) of your creation (bara’ ‘atah), they were fashioned and formed (kuwn). (Ezekiel 28:13)

You are the Cherub, the spiritual being (‘atah Karuwb), questioning the anointed and appointed (mimshach) as the guardian (sakak).

I had offered you and placed you (nathan ‘atah) upon the holy mountain of God (ba har qodesh ‘elohym). You had been in the midst (hayah ba tawek) of the stones of fire (‘eben ‘esh), having walked independently (halak). (Ezekiel 28:14)

Perfect and unblemished, entirely blameless (tamym) were you (‘atah) in your ways (ba derek ‘atah) from the day of the creation of you (min yowm bara’ ‘atah) until (‘ad) deviance and injustice (‘evel – evil) was discovered (matsa’) in you (ba ‘atah).” (Ezekiel 28:15)

Satan sees himself as the most magnificent being in the universe while God presents him as an adversarial and venomous serpent. So, for Satan to prevail in his pursuit to be perceived as God, he must repudiate the ha Satan | Adversarial perception while rebranding himself as he is doing here in Ezekiel and throughout the Quran.

Therefore, the Adversary’s propensity to besmirch his evil nature as if he were God permeates religious texts such as the Zohar, New Testament, Quran, and Ezekiel. This is Satan scrubbing his image and glorifying himself by denouncing his true identity. Unaware of the ploy being used, the feebleminded perceive that the Devil must be God because he is renouncing Satan. And yet, it is just a ploy.

And so here, as is the case in the 38^th surah of the Quran, the Snake is seen shedding his old skin…

454“In the abundance (ba rob) of you exchanging one thing for another, going about making your trades (rakulah), your core was filled (male’ tawek ‘atah) with violent destruction, terror, and maiming (chamas) and you sinned by missing the way by leading others astray (chata’). And so, I am dishonoring you and treating you with contempt (wa chalal ‘atah) from the mountain of God (min har ‘elohym). I will expel and destroy you (wa ‘abad ‘atah), Cherub | Spiritual Being (Karuwb – supernatural winged lifeform), overshadowing guardian (sakak), from the midst of the blazing rocks (min tawek ‘eben ‘esh). (Ezekiel 28:16)

Your judgment, inclinations, and personal assessment (leb ‘atah) were towering, haughty beyond reason, and exalted above the most high (gabah) with your beautiful appearance, desirability, and brilliance (yophy ‘atah). You blemished and corrupted (shachath) your wisdom, your intelligence, capabilities, and dexterity (chakman ‘atah) over your shining splendor and glorious brilliance (‘al yipha’ah ‘atah).

Onto the Land and over the Earth (‘al ‘erets), I have cast you (shalak ‘atah). Unto the presence (la paneh) of kings (melek), I have given you to control or possess (nathan ‘atah) to view the sight and spectacle of you while sharing perceptions with you (la ra’awah ba ‘atah). (Ezekiel 28:17)

With this revisionist history, Satan has cleverly reinvented and repositioned himself, just as we have witnessed him doing in the Sad surah. His scheme was insidious but clever. After aggrandizing himself in an egotistical fashion, the Adversary indicted his adversarial depiction and designation.

The story of religion is role reversal, which is more commonly known as Replacement Theology. It isn’t only about a Gentile church or mosque replacing Jews and Israel, 455or a New Testament and Quran being substituted for the Towrah, because it is also about Satan replacing Yahowah. This Snake must obliterate all association with the Adversary title to be perceived as Divine. Therefore, disguised by other titles and names, such as Lord, Ilah, HaShem, and Allah, ha Satan attacks the one thing that can hold him back from achieving his dual ambitions. It is a particularly effective tactic because, by denouncing the Adversary, Satan disassociates himself from that title and comes off sounding as the religious perceive God, ultimately misleading the masses in this way.

Since it appears that Satan spoke honestly of serving as one of the guardians of Gan of ‘Eden, an interesting picture is emerging. He would have witnessed Yahowah engaging with ‘Adam, loving a man we now know Satan views as inferior. This explains why the Devil’s Advocate is called ‘Son of Adam,’ and why Satan requires Ezekiel to address him as my Lord and Master, Yahowah, while bossing him around and abusing him, forcing him to submit to BDSM throughout the early chapters. Ezekiel serves as the revisionist ‘Adam that the Lord can manipulate as a stooge to present Satan as God. He is the paradigm for Paul, Akiba, and then Muhammad.

Satan did not slither into the Garden as a snake. He was already there, he was known, and he was beautiful. He wanted Chawah to direct her devotion toward him, away from ‘Adam and Yahowah. He would separate them before misleading them. He has used religion to achieve this same result over millennia.

Digging himself in deeper, in the 31^st chapter of Ezekiel, Satan presents himself as the greatest and most beautiful lifeform in ‘Eden. And although he perceived himself as highly valued, beneficial and pleasing, pure and white, he laments being sent down to She’owl | Hell. However, in the interim, he would live as a tsel | diminished representation of the Zarowa’ | Protective Shepherd and Sacrificial Lamb 456among the Gentiles and non-Israelite nations. This is to say, Satan would find ways to impersonate Dowd and thus appear as the Son of God, the Messiah, and as mankind’s Savior.

Also, within this chapter, Satan would admit that he perceived himself as being the most eminent and glorified presence in ‘Eden, its most magnificent and important lifeform. Then as we progress into the 32^nd chapter, Satan refers to himself as a pharaoh among the Gentiles, like a monstrous serpentine dragon within the seas, and in the rivers thrashing about stirring up muck so that he can set his trap.

The Lord then admits that when he is done toying with mankind, he will hurl them away, filling valleys with humankind’s “repugnant corpses.” He anticipates quenching the flame of life, eliminating the light, and obscuring the sun. Should he get his way, darkness will prevail as he will have vexed the judgment of innumerable people, crippling them while causing the downfall and destruction of humankind.

The Adversary, after explicitly identifying with Babel | Confusion and Mitsraym | Oppression, and therefore with Babylon and Egypt, speaks of plundering and then exterminating the human race as he drags every soul with him into She’owl. All the while, terror will be his preferred tactic and most defining weapon. Ezekiel reads just like the Quran.

It is then in the 33^rd chapter of Ezekiel that Satan declares that he will blow the Showphar, as he routinely states in the Quran, to herald his appearance as the brilliant and beautiful, especially enlightening, Zohar. Satan’s identification with the Zohar is so important to him that this connection is repeated throughout the chapter. All the while, the Adversary presents those who believe that their god inspired the Zohar as lost and rebellious, so rotten they are decomposing. In his view, there will be no Savior for Yisra’el – just as is claimed in the Quran.

457In recognition of what we have just learned, it is germane to know that Karuwbym | Cherubim are the most important among Yahowah’s Heavenly Host of mal’ak | spiritual messengers and implements. They are presented in three places: guarding ‘Eden, protecting the Ark of the Covenant, and overseeing the Tabernacle and the Temple. This is where our relationship with God began, where it is restored, and where we return to live with Him in His Home. Nothing is more important, which is why Karuwbym are depicted in these places. And they are always plural, except when describing the rogue Karuwb in Ezekiel.

While Satan’s appearance 6,000 years ago was serpentine, and thus convoluted, by virtue of his immortality and enormous energy he should not be trifled with as one would charm a Snake. His words are venomous, and his incantations are toxic. In keeping with the metaphor, Satan infects those who listen to him with a neurotoxin, rendering his victims incapable of fleeing for their lives, paralyzing, blinding, and incapacitating them.

Yahowah’s declarative statement about the Snake is comprised of two elements that collectively form the basis of every religion on Earth. Lies are made credible when they are cleverly interwoven into the truth – which God calls the Babylonian effect. For example, rather than overtly condemn the Towrah, rabbis misrepresented and misconstrued its intent in their Talmud. Even their Zohar alludes to the Towrah in the process of elevating Satan’s appeal. Rather than acknowledge that he had been selected by Satan to undermine Yahowah, Paul claimed that the God he was contradicting had chosen him to be His lone apostle. As a result of this clever ruse, Christians would worship Paul’s Lord as if Satan were God. They would even identify themselves with the macabre image of a ‘Dead God on a Stick.’ Similarly, Muhammad fooled billions when he insisted that Allah was God when he was actually this very same Snake. And in the end, all three religions would seek 458to abuse and silence Yahowah’s witnesses and corrupt His testimony. Clever, indeed.

The fact is, Yahowah created ha satan | the Adversary. God allowed him to enter the Garden. He even introduced him to us, describing him so that we would not be similarly fooled by his ploy. Then, and this is important to understand, Yahowah allowed Satan to misquote Him and thereby mislead humanity. He even gave the people He loved the opportunity to choose poorly – to respond in a manner that was hostile to their wellbeing.

Now that we know who we are dealing with, here is what the Adversary said…

“Then, he said to (wa ‘amar ‘el – so he spoke, verbally addressing, promising and claiming regarding) the woman (‘ishah), ‘So what if it were true that (‘ap ky – beyond all of this, even more than this, in contrast on the other hand, nevertheless upon the condition therefore that it was out of anger, demonstrating resentment and arrogance, with an inappropriate self-appraisal that it was indeed accurate, there was an exception) God (‘elohym – the Almighty) said (‘amar – stated and claimed, exclaimed for the moment), “You should not make a habit of eating (lo’ ‘akal – you should not continually consume food, consistently being nourished) from (min) any tree (kol ‘ets) of the Garden (ha gan – the cultivated and lush environment which is protected and conducive to life)?”’” (Bare’syth / Genesis 3:1)

Guess whose name was omitted from Satan’s snappy soliloquy? And so, are you surprised that it was also omitted from the New Testament, Talmud, and Quran?

While it sounds audacious to suggest that it does not matter what God actually said, isn’t that what is required for there to be a Talmud, New Testament, and Quran since they each go off on their own tangents? And if that was not bad enough, the religious, like Satan, have felt at liberty to alter 459God’s instructions to fit their agenda. And in this case, God had provided the appropriate guidance. Remember…

“Then, Yahowah, Almighty, provided clear instruction and direction on behalf of ‘Adam, saying, ‘From every tree of the Garden, you can continually and actually eat, enthusiastically being fed and nurtured. (Bare’syth 2:16) But from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good, that which is beneficial and productive, correct and proper, and Bad, that which is ineffective and counterproductive, disadvantageous and undesirable, do not make a habit of continuing to eat from it. Because as a consequence, in a day you will die defined by having eaten from it.’” (Bare’syth 2:17)

That is considerably divergent from the statement Satan attributed to the God he was trying to replace. In scholastic circles, this ploy is called misrepresentation, and it is a form of academic dishonesty. In debate, it’s called a “straw man.” The Adversary’s whitewash of Yahowah’s Word was an inaccurate paraphrase, a counterfeit, which is an effective way to convince people that a fraud is true.

What may sound similar is actually quite different. Compare, “So what if it were true that God said you should not make a habit of eating from any tree of the garden.” to what Yahowah actually told ‘Adam, “From every tree of the Garden you can continually and actually eat.”

There were no restrictions placed on ‘Adam. He could eat whatever he desired and saw fit. Moreover, had there been a restriction, the negation was not on eating from any tree as Satan had misrepresented. There was simply a deadly (read venomous and toxic) consequence of being defined by digesting something invalid and disagreeable.

There were no constraints, just beneficial results or negative consequences in the options before him. And this was not an “if you make one mistake, I’m going to kill you” 460scenario. “‘Akal – eating” was spoken in the imperfect which describes ongoing and habitual behaviors. This was parental advice, not a Lord’s command.

Satan inferred that he “‘ap ky – knew something beyond all of this, even more than this,” which is to infer that his knowledge was superior to God’s. But in actuality, Satan’s approach was “‘ap ky – in contrast” with God’s. He was “‘ap ky – the other hand,” the “nevertheless upon which this exception, this new condition” was being imposed. Born “‘aph – out of anger, arrogance, and resentment,” Satan would “inappropriately emphasize that his self-appraisal was indeed accurate” when it was as phony as Paul’s epistles, Akiba’s arguments, and Muhammad’s recitals.

No one would be fooled by a red, five-dollar bill with a picture of a spiked-tongued horned snake with a wry smile. Although, most have no problem with “In God We Trust” inscribed on a promissory note, and thus a debt instrument, depicting a sun-god religion by way of an Egyptian pyramid and the Eye of Horus.

The Beasts associated with Babylon, where religion and government were first integrated and institutionalized as they are in Islam, and Roman Catholicism, deliberately misconstrue and misappropriate God’s testimony as Satan has done to infer that they are superior. One does not have to be creative to counterfeit, only “crafty and cunning, shrewd and sensible.” From Babylon to the present day, this singular strategy has deceived more people and caused more harm than all other ploys combined.

And keep in mind, the closer the lie is to the truth, the more deceptive and beguiling it becomes. A counterfeit bill remains fraudulent and illegal, even when it is 99.99% consistent with the original. It artificially gains credibility in the eyes of the unwary through feigned similarity.

Created without the capacity for freewill, Satan is devoid of creativity. His lone ploy is to beguile by 461concealing, corrupting, or counterfeiting something God has already conveyed. And that is why the Lord’s most popular religions are twisted variations of the truth. The more they claim the Towrah for themselves, as do Christianity, Judaism, and Islam, the greater their appeal. The more they misappropriate and misapply the Word of God, the more readily they are believed.

Should you be wondering how Satan could have rebelled if he did not have freewill, I would encourage you to consider the circumstances under which we have the capacity to choose without the right to do so. For example, the military is a command-and-control institution (as are Yahowah’s tsaba’ of mal’ak | regime of spiritual implements) where soldiers do not have the freedom to refuse an order. As was the case with Satan, insubordination in the military is unacceptable and is punished, with the noncompliant stripped of their rank and incarcerated. People have long chosen to be pedophiles, rapists, arsonists, thieves, and murderers, but have never had the right to do so.

Yahowah gave ‘Adam and Chawah, and indeed all men and women, freewill. We can choose to ignore Yahowah’s instructions without penalty. Those who do, like all animals, eventually die, their souls ceasing to exist. God neither pursues them nor judges them. He assuredly does not punish them. That was the cause and consequence of the instruction to ‘Adam regarding the Tree of Knowledge.

The mal’ak | messengers, however, exist as spiritual envoys. They are God’s implements – tools He uses to interact with His creation. The potter’s wheel does not have a life of its own. It does not decide when to run or what to make. And most importantly, the potter’s wheel would be considered broken should it become insubordinate – or worse, claim superiority over its designer.

Moving on, the second element of the Adversary’s plot to mislead Chawah was to suggest: “So what if God 462said…!” His inference was that his recitals, and perhaps mankind’s, are also valid. It is the same ploy Satan would use to promote Judaism, Christianity, and Islam through Akiba, Paul, and Muhammad. Rabbis were especially cunning, openly claiming Yah’s authority for themselves by outvoting and over-shouting God. In the Quran, the Snake never relents.

“The woman (wa ‘ishah) said (‘amar – answered and replied) to (‘el) this tempting and toxic creature (wa ha nachash – the sorcerous snake, this venomous viper, the spellbinding serpent; from nachash – the one who enchants and captivates regarding the Divine, the one who practices divination, magic, and sorcery, who indulges in prophecy to capitalize by fortune-telling, invoking supernatural knowledge and power), ‘From (min – off of) the fruit (pery – that produced) of the tree (‘ets – plant (singular)) of the Garden (ha gan – of the protected enclosure for living) we can eat (‘akal – we can continually consume and be nourished on an ongoing basis). (Bare’syth 3:2)

But (wa) from the fruit (min pery) of the tree (ha ‘ets) which is in the center (‘asher ba ha tawek) of the Garden (ha gan), God (‘elohym) said (‘amar – once clearly stated at the time), “You should not actually make a habit of eating from it (lo’ ‘akal min huw’ – you should not continually consume from it nor consistently be nourished by it). In addition (wa), you guys should not make contact with it (lo’ naga’ ba huw – you (plural) should not habitually touch it, continually strike it, actually abuse it, or damage it) lest (pen – or otherwise) you will have chosen to die (muwth – you will be killed in time (qal imperfect paragogic nun – actually, on an ongoing basis, and of one’s own volition)).”’ (Bare’syth 3:3)

But (wa) the venomous serpent (nachash – this sorcerous snake, venomous viper, and spellbinding creature, the one who enchants and captivates regarding the Divine, the one who practices divination, magic, and sorcery, and 463who indulges in prophecy by fortune-telling, invoking supernatural knowledge and power) replied (‘amar – answered, saying) to (‘el) the woman (ha ‘ishah), ‘You absolutely will not die (lo’ muwth muwth – you will not actually come to embody death, you will not be assassinated nor killed). (Bare’syth 3:4)

Because instead (ky – rather by contrast), the Almighty (‘elohym – God) knows (yada’ – is aware and recognizes) that truthfully (ky – surely) in (ba) the day (yowm) you eat (‘akal ‘atem – you are nourished by consuming) from it (min huw’), your eyes (wa ‘ayn ‘atem – your perspective) will be opened (paqach – will enable you to be sensible and understand, gaining discernment and insights). Then, you will exist (wa hayah – be) like (ka – similar and comparable to) God (‘elohym), knowing (yada’ – recognizing and discerning, discriminating and distinguishing, experiencing and acknowledging) good (towb – that which is beneficial, pleasing, enjoyable, correct, prosperous, and beautiful) and bad (ra’ – that which is ineffective, counterproductive, harmful and distressing).’” (Bare’syth / Genesis 3:5)

In psychological parlance, this is called projecting. By using this tactic, the wayward Karuwb revealed that he is a sociopath and narcissist. It was Satan who wanted to be like God, to be seen as above God. The Adversary was revealing what he wanted, and he was doing so for all to behold.

The Snake was so arrogant that he saw himself superior to the pinnacle of Yahowah’s creation, better than those God conceived to be His sons and daughters. Satan was so convinced of mankind’s inferiority that he did not think we would ever see through his ploy or hold him accountable. He was wrong.

As a psychopath and narcissist, Satan has no empathy. Torturing humankind is all in a day’s work. These failings define his character and ambitions. With the Adversary, the ends will justify the means – no matter the carnage or 464suffering. He has no regrets. The sacrifice of tens of billions of souls has been of no consequence. He is fundamentally destructive.

This psychotic spirit is not only drawn to the most covetous among us; he will use such individuals and then toss them aside, or if he cannot persuade them to join him, he will seek to bring them down. The Adversary is power-hungry, manipulative, deceptive, delusional, exploitative, and Machiavellian. He sees himself as a victim and everyone else is simply a tool to be used to fulfill his ambition for restitution.

In this case, the designated protector turned Adversary would deceive and denigrate the woman to destroy the loving relationship Yahowah had nurtured with the man. He would strike back at God by precipitating ‘Adam’s demise. Chawah would be collateral damage. Disparaging women is a signature trait of narcissists. It is why Satan approached the woman rather than ‘Adam directly.

Not surprisingly, Paul, Akiba, and Muhammad were all sociopaths and narcissists, as is the ‘Adonai | Lord of the Talmud, the New Testament’s depiction of Jesus Christ, and the Quranic Allah. The picture is clear and available for all to see. With his words on this day, Satan revealed the means he would deploy through Judaism, Christianity, and Islam to dissolve and denigrate the Covenant relationship Yahowah would seek to develop with Yisra’el and Yahuwdah. It worked, at least for a while.

Should you want to hone your understanding of Satan and those who would advance his agenda, study psychopathy. A good book on the subject, The Wisdom of Psychopaths, was written by British social psychologist Kevin Dutton. You will discover, as was the case here with Satan projecting his desires onto Chawah, that sociopaths and narcissists, and their like, psychopaths and borderlines, reveal their true nature and purpose with their every word. I 465know because I was born of one and demeaned by another. Having endured and survived them, I recognize and understand them.

Up to this point, all ‘Adam and Chawah “yada’ – were aware of, recognized, experienced, acknowledged, and knew” was Yahowah and the sheltered enclosure He had created for them. Everything was “towb – good, pleasing, enjoyable, beneficial, prosperous, and beautiful.” Until evil’s advocate came off of the wall, they had no knowledge whatsoever of anything “bad, sad, immoral, harmful, disadvantageous, or distressing” – even deadly. ‘Eden was paradise after all, a place of “great joy.”

By eating the fruit, Chawah gained an awareness of evil and suffering in addition to those pleasant things she already knew. But since she had already experienced everything good, the implied benefit was worthless. Satan was adding a negative, diminishing the sum. It is ironic that, by attempting to increase her knowledge, Chawah only succeeded in degrading her experience and decreasing her life expectancy. She was not alone. The Towrah is buried under the Talmud, New Testament, and Quran when billions believe the opposite.

The moment we become aware of that which is bad, evil, sad, distressing, and harmful, we cease to be perfectly good. We are constantly confronted with the choice between good and bad. Prior to such knowledge, neither ‘Adam nor Chawah contemplated the concept of deception nor entertained the notion of harming or being harmed by one another.

Few things are as destructive as an immature and irresponsible flirtation with things that are harmful. While we must eventually choose to avoid such things, we do not discuss murder, rape, arson, armed robbery, terrorism, incest, or pedophilia with a two-year-old. Still, we may discuss kidnapping using terms they might be able to deploy 466to stay out of harm’s way. All the rest, even if properly explained, would put frightening thoughts into a child’s head and torture their youth, even foreclosing the development of many relationships.

The knowledge of evil precludes someone from living with the perfect God. And this is why Yahowah no longer remembers our past forays into religion and politics once we accept His provision through the Miqra’ey. Our guilt is obliterated by light. It is why a new universe will be created, a perfect one, at the end of the Millennial Sabbath. In the realm of immortality, there is no benefit to knowing something which is distressful or harmful.

Moreover, ‘Adam and Chawah were already like God – so this, too, was a half-truth designed to deceive. At the conclusion of the sixth day, after having created animal life, “God said, ‘Let us produce ‘Adam | man in our image (tselem – resemblance, pattern, and model), after our likeness (damuwth – similitude and manner, comparable to us, resembling our imagination and thinking).” (Bare’syth / In the Beginning / Genesis 1:26)

Tselem is “a two- or three-dimensional painted or sculptured representation of something larger.” A shadow is a two-dimensional representation of the three-dimensional object between it and the source of the light. Damuwth is “a comparison or likeness in the form of an image.” It is “a builder’s draft or sketch, a graphic representation for a future building or other construct.” Just as a mirror reflects our image and a shadow represents our shape in one less dimension, we were fashioned to be fewer dimensions than God. He is eternal in time, the fourth dimension. We are not, at least apart from Him.

Completing the thought, in the next sentence, God revealed: “So God created ‘Adam (‘adam – mankind) in His image (tselem – resemblance, pattern, and model), in 467the image (tselem) of God, He created him. Male and female, He created them.” (Bare’syth 1:27)

And while most incorrectly believe that the following statement is about having children, it is actually about closing the gap between our three-and-a-half-dimensional realm of spacetime and Yahowah’s seven-dimensional existence, increasing our nature to become as great as God. This is one of the benefits of the Covenant. It is why Yahowah got down on His knees to lift us up…

“And God knelt down next to them (barak – adoring and blessing them, greeting them in love and lifting them up), saying to them, ‘Be fruitful (parah – flourish, be productive, increase) and multiply (rabah – become exceedingly great and numerous, being enlarged, reaching a very high point).’” (Bare’syth 1:28) There is nothing greater than being adopted into Yahowah’s Family and inheriting all that is His to give.

By twisting Yahowah’s words, Satan played to our ego and his, to jealousy – by projecting his most debilitating flaws. It was the same failing that caused a once useful spiritual messenger to be thrown out and cast down, excluded from Shamaym. Now, he wanted man to endure the same fate he had brought upon himself.

Also worth noting is that the corrupt Karuwb didn’t just deceive Chawah; he actually did something far worse. He misconstrued God’s nature and intent. According to the Adversary, God did not want His creation enlightened, enriched, or empowered. He, according to Satan, had no desire for men and women to learn, because the inference was that God was like the Wizard of Oz. Should Chawah pull back the curtain, she could see an insecure little man with his puny voice magnified, pulling levers, and using smoke and mirrors to maintain his illusion. One bite from the fruit of this Tree would be all it would take for Chawah to 468outwit him. Soon, she believed, there would be three, perhaps even four gods pulling the levers in ‘Eden.

Perhaps this is why the gods of religion are so insecure, they want to be worshiped. Perhaps this is why religious gods need man to build Oz-like cathedrals for them, grand edifices soaring into the sky, with every element designed to impress, to keep other men too afraid to peer behind the curtain. The gods of religion would want people to bow down to them rather than lift their creation up. They want to be feared. It would all be like Oz – a show.

As a result of the misleading and inaccurate statements designed to miscast Yahowah’s nature, Chawah began to see things from a different perspective...

“Then (wa), the woman (‘ishah) looked and saw (ra’ah – she viewed and perceived) that indeed (ky – ready to make an exception) the tree (ma’akal) was beautiful and pleasing (towb – pleasant and beneficial, productive and good) as a source of food to consume (la ma’akal – for nourishment, to approach, process, and eat), and that indeed (ky) it was visually appealing and desirable, even eliciting cravings (ta’awah huw’ la ha ‘ayn – it was perceived as a lustful longing to be satisfied, and was seen as a jealous inclination for the eyes).

So (wa), she coveted (chamad – she lusted for and intensely desired) the tree (‘ets) to impart insights, inspire success, and convey understanding (sakal – to provide the wisdom to be prudent so as to acquire additional skills and prosper). Therefore (wa), she grasped hold and seized (laqach – she obtained and accepted, she received with genuine intent and ongoing implications) from (min – part of) its fruit (pary huw’ – its produce and harvest) and ate (wa ‘akal – consumed it).

Then (wa), she also gave it (nathan gama’ – in addition and besides she continually offered it, finally and in turn she habitually provided it) to (la) her man (‘iysh hy’) who was 469in a relationship with her (‘im hy’ – who was associated with her and similar to her), and then he ate (wa ‘akal – he imbibed and consumed on an ongoing basis).” (Bare’syth / In the Beginning / Genesis 3:6)

Chawah made a conscious, but not conscientious, choice. She looked, liked what she saw, was enticed by the possibilities, and seized upon the opportunity. There would be no fact-checking, no attempt to compare Satan’s counterfeit to the original instructions. Chawah didn’t turn to Yahowah and ask for clarification on His guidance, nor did she discuss this with ‘Adam.

Reliant on bad information, she made a poor choice – as is the case with those reading the Quran without having considered the Towrah. The fruit appeared good to eat, looked pretty, and was visually appealing. Imagine that; she forfeited living with God in the Garden for superficial reasons, based upon pretense and opinion. Isn’t that what every religious person has done throughout history? The faithful never compare their religious claims to God’s testimony, because if they did, they would recognize that their beliefs were all predicated upon lies – and never has this been more apparent than with the Quran and Allah.

Addressing his relationship with Chawah, the text states that ‘Adam “‘im hy’ – was in a relationship with her,” which is to say that he “was associated with her” in this decision and thus was “considered similar to her.” ‘Im does not infer that ‘Adam was standing next to Chawah this whole time or that he had been a party to her exchange with Satan. It just means that they were of one accord – necessitating the same consequence for a similar choice. In the Towrah, unlike Judaism, Pauline Christianity, or Islam, there would not be a double standard, with the woman being blamed for man’s mistake.

Lacking any information to the contrary, the implication is that ‘Adam failed to challenge the majority opinion. As 470such, he represents most people today. They lack the character, courage, and conscience to take an unpopular stand, even when it is against something decidedly bad, and even when it is good to do so.

Had ‘Adam countered the Adversary’s enticing solicitation by correctly citing Yahowah’s instructions, all would have remained good. Had he encouraged Chawah to set down the fruit, she would have remained by his side in the Garden. It is the same option and benefit we all share because Yahowah conveys instructions such as this one in the imperfect, which speaks of ongoing behavior. All we must do is stop being bad to be seen as good.

While ‘Adam would ultimately have his relationship with Yah reconciled, and likely for this very reason, in general, most people in this situation will die rather than experience the anguish of eternal separation. It is one thing to encourage others to reject God, and yet another to respond to them. Those who promote mischaracterizations of Yahowah will be held accountable for robbing others of their souls. As a result, She’owl will be much more popular than Shamaym. Allah will be there with his messenger.

Covetousness is what caused Satan to rebel against God – something which is made abundantly clear in Yasha’yah / Isaiah 14. This realization is reinforced throughout Ezekiel. Giving us another insight into his fall, we see Satan beguiling Chawah into coveting what God had forbidden. The result was the same: separation.

As you read the consequence of this choice, be aware that the protective covering of the Garden is symbolic of the Set-Apart Spirit and of Her Garment of Light. The moment ‘Adam and Chawah chose poorly, they lost this protection and thus appeared naked in God’s eyes as well as their own. The Garment of Light precludes Yahowah from seeing our faults, making us appear good while eliminating that which would be considered bad.

471“So (wa), the eyes, perceptions, and perspective (‘ayn) of both of them (shanaym hem – of the two of them) were opened (paqach – enabled to see and comprehend, processing the sensory perceptions) and they recognized (wa yada’ – so they realized, acknowledged, and knew) as a result (ky) they were naked and exposed (‘eyrowm hem – they were without adequate clothing, unprotected and ashamed; from ‘aram – they had become crafty).

Then (wa), they stitched together (taphar – they sowed and mended) fig (ta’enah) foliage (‘aleh – branches and leaves), acting to make for themselves (wa ‘asah la hem – engaging to create by themselves) a covering (chagorah – a garment or sash).” (Bare’syth / Genesis 3:7)

The “fig” is the symbol of a restored Yisra’el which is important because the name speaks of Individuals who Engage and Endure with God. Even in the fall, there is a promise to rise.

‘Adam and Chawah had seen one another naked countless times, so the reason for the hastily crafted sash was that with the exposure to malevolent thoughts, they now felt exposed and vulnerable. The addition of bad had become a burden. Doing the wrong thing ruined a very good thing. Nudity was desirable until their thinking was corrupted.

It is curious that the only thing they came to realize from the access to greater knowledge was that they were now unprotected and thus vulnerable. They seemed to know that there would be no protection from the carnage taking place outside of the Garden.

During the process of betrayal, there has not been a single reference to Yahowah’s name. It is something this episode shares with Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. But now on the cusp of being judged, they would hear it again.

“And they heard (wa shama’ – then they listened to) the sound (‘eth qowl) of Yahowah (YaHoWaH), Almighty 472(‘elohym), walking (halak – traveling (hitpael participle – depicting an extremely descriptive movement which is completely independent, neither acted upon nor influenced by anyone else)) in (ba) the protected and enclosed Garden (ha gan – the enclosure designed for life and living) regarding (la – concerned about and moving toward) the spirit (ruwach) of the day (ha yowm).

Therefore, the man, ‘Adam (wa ha ‘adam), and his woman (‘ishah huw’) withdrew and hid (chaba’ – sought to protect themselves by retreating and moving away so as not to be discovered) from (min) the presence (paneh – the appearance) of Yahowah (YaHoWaH), as Almighty God (‘elohym), in the midst of (ba tawek – in and among) the Garden’s (gan) trees (‘ets).” (Bare’syth / Genesis 3:8)

It was a little late to be listening to Yahowah. As a matter of principle, we should all listen to Him now and benefit rather than later while being judged.

Yahowah was physically present with ‘Adam and Chawah. They were so familiar with Him that they recognized His stride as He approached. We know this because spiritual beings like Satan, particularly as a Karuwb, can move without walking and they are silent. Therefore, it is safe to say that this represents the first of what will become seven appearances that Yahowah will make in corporeal form by transforming some of His vast spiritual energy into a relatively tiny modicum of material. His final appearance as a being with both energy and mass will be during His return on Yowm Kipurym, exactly six thousand years distant from this day in 3968 BCE.

Fathers know best. Yahowah would “qara’ – invite and welcome” his now-estranged children Home. From this day forward, there would be seven invitations each year, each designed to facilitate mankind’s return.

“Yahowah (Yahowah), who is Almighty (‘elohym), called out to (qara’ ‘el – invited and summoned) the man, 473‘Adam (‘adam) and He asked him (wa ‘amar la huw’), ‘Where are you (‘ey ‘atah – why are you in this position)?’” (Bare’syth / Genesis 3:9)

Where are you? Are you halak | walking toward Yahowah along the path He has provided? Have you answered His qara’ | invitations to meet and be welcomed into His company? Or are you like so many others, and especially Yahuwdym | Jews, chaba’ | withdrawing from God? Have you returned to the gan | Garden, or are you still on the outside?

Separated from God, head swirling with all manner of ill-conceived notions, was the answer in ‘Adam’s case. His intimate relationship had been spoiled – a consequence of not listening to Yahowah and then choosing poorly.

“He said (wa ‘amar), ‘I heard (shama’ – I listened at this moment to) your sound (‘eth ‘atah qowl) in (ba) the Garden (ha gan – the sheltered enclosure) and because (wa ky) I was naked and exposed (‘eyrowm ‘anoky – I was unprotected and ashamed), out of reverence and respect, I was concerned (yare’ – distressed due to my recognition of your honorable nature and status, I was intimidated, perhaps even afraid) and I withdrew having foreclosed something I cherished (chaba’ – I moved away and hid, I retreated so as not to be discovered because I had withdrawn from someone I cherished, having hindered the loving relationship).’” (Bare’syth / Genesis 3:10)

They had adorned themselves with fig leaves and branches, so he was not physically naked. That was not why he withdrew. He was now bereft of the Spirit’s Garment of Light and saw himself as flawed, vulnerable, exposed, and mortal. He was improperly attired to be in God’s presence, and he knew it.

A wise individual, who genuinely understands, seldom asks a question for which they do not know the answer. But 474by asking, rather than stating, they encourage those they are addressing to think and be accountable.

“He said (wa ‘amar), ‘Who (my – asking a what, where, why, when, or how question) approached and reported to you (nagad la ‘atah – came before you and openly told and informed you, conveying the message to you) that (ky) you were without adequate clothing, naked and exposed (‘eyrowm ‘atah – you were unprotected, causing you to be ashamed)?

Did (ha) you eat (‘akal) from (min) the tree (ha ‘ets) which, for the benefit of the relationship (‘asher – to show the proper way to get the greatest benefit and the most enjoyment out of life) I provided instructions for you (tsawah la ‘atah – I offered directions concerning you, verbally, albeit loudly and clearly, providing the message on your behalf) not to be defined by eating (bilthy ‘akal – to make an exception and disassociate from consuming that will actively and demonstrably consume you, eating away at you) from it (min huw’)?’” (Bare’syth / Genesis 3:11)

Alas, man has never been very good at accepting responsibility…

“‘Adam (wa ha ‘adam) said (‘amar), ‘The woman (ha ‘ishah) You gave (nathan – You offered and presented) to be with me (‘imad ‘any – to associate in a relationship with me) to make the relationship better (‘asher – to show the way to receive the most enjoyable benefits), she offered it (hy’ nathan – she gave it) to me (la ‘any – approaching me with it) from the tree (min ha ‘ets), so I ate (wa ‘akal).’” (Bare’syth / Genesis 3:12)

To ‘Adam’s credit, it was true, every word of it. To his shame, he was wrong and failed to take responsibility. Yes, Yahowah gave man the gift of woman, but He gave us so much more. He gave us a nepesh | soul to observe and then respond to the world around us. He gave us a neshamah | conscience and freewill so that we could make responsible 475choices. And then He gave us His towrah | guidance so that we could make the most of our opportunity.

Satan had manipulated ‘Adam and Chawah into the culture of man – a cult that would take many forms over the millennia but change very little. Men and women would form alliances with one another, some political, some religious, others militaristic, some economic, many conspiratorial, most embracing all of the above. Man was now listening and responding to his fellow man, not God. And it did not take much – just the inference that men could be like gods.

The first kingdoms, and all which would follow, were fascist. The king established the rules, owned almost all of the land, allowed only his most ardent supporters to possess the rest, controlled everyone’s lives, was the head of the religion, was often considered a god, claimed a divine right to rule, and was, of course, commander and chief of the military. The people survived on what they were given.

As governments grow, man shrinks. In the collectivism of socialism, education becomes indoctrination and freedom an illusion, as economic progress is stifled. The cure proposed is more of the same. It is called being progressive. Soon, it is all gone: individual consciousness, good judgment, access to valid instruction, and with it the ability to make a reasoned decision. Man eats what he is given.

Civilization, which is collectivism, is the cause of most human failings. The imposition of the gang over the individual has been a curse from its inception. The history of civilization is the story of war, of oppression and control, of subjugation and greed, of indoctrination, of sacrificing life, and constraining freedom.

For these reasons and more, Yahowah is opposed to human governance, religion, militarism, and conspiracy. He is an advocate of free enterprise over fascism and its even more controlling twin, communism. And that is because He 476values human autonomy, freedom, work, individual responsibility, and accountability. But for any of it to prevail, we must use our consciousness, conscience, and freewill to listen to Yahowah’s guidance and then make informed and rational decisions.

This is the antithesis of what ‘Adam did on this day. And yet, it is what men still do to this day.

Should you care for a dissenting view, blame it all on the woman. According to Muhammad, Allah made all women stupid as a result of this woman’s culpability. But I would not trust him because Islam’s lone messenger said that hell was filled with women hanging from meat hooks through their breasts because they were ungrateful to such men. He claimed that the reason different races are different colors was because they match the dirt from which Allah extracted them. He also said that the sun goes to bed each night in a muddy spring – exhausted, I suppose, because it spends the day racing the moon. Oh, and speaking of hell, it is the only place Allah is depicted in the Quran – indulging himself by torturing those who would not worship him.

Turning His attention to the woman…

“Then (wa), Yahowah (YaHoWaH), who is God (‘elohym – Almighty), said (‘amar) to the woman (la ha ishah), ‘Why (mah) did you do this (‘asah zo’th)?’

And the woman said (wa ‘amar ha ‘ishah), ‘The tempting and toxic creature (wa ha nachash – the sorcerous snake, venomous viper, spellbinding serpent; from nachash – the one who enchants and captivates, the one who practices divination, magic, and sorcery, who indulges in prophecy by fortune-telling, invoking supernatural knowledge) deceived and deluded me (nasha’ ‘any – caused me to depart from the correct path by craftiness and trickery, giving me false hope, placing me in his debt by beguiling me) and (wa) I ate (wa ‘akal).’” (Bare’syth / Genesis 3:13)

477She did not accept responsibility either. And clearly, she was complicit. She not only misquoted God, she wanted to become like God. She surveyed the situation, thought about it, and made a conscious decision. Then she passed her lapse in judgment onto ‘Adam.

What she did not do is what we have done throughout our investigation of the Quran, which is to compare what Satan had said to what Yahowah has instructed. And then, knowing that she had made a horrible mistake, she brought her man down with her. She became what the Adversary had projected.

This precipitous decline from good to bad occurred because of “nasha’ – delusional and beguiling deceptions.” Culture, like civilization, is something we are conditioned into embracing as good, uplifting and enlightening humankind, making us more divine.

For the choice to reject Yahowah to be realistic, deceit and death must have an advocate. That is the reason Satan was permitted to misrepresent God’s instructions. While the world is no longer ‘Eden, the Adversary is still here and for the same reason.

Freewill is not only a prerequisite for a loving relationship to form and develop; choosing well must have its rewards. Likewise, there must be consequences for choosing poorly. After ‘Adam’s and Chawah’s disregard for Yahowah’s tsawah | instructions, life would be different. God’s guidance would have no credibility if He or we were free to ignore, cancel, or change what He said without consequence. As a result, Yahowah did not forgive them (at least not at this time).

This is bad news for those who accepted the negations and alterations of Yahowah's Instructions through Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Blaming Chawah is like saying that someone else is responsible for our decisions. It infers that God is going to overlook our rewording and 478repudiation of His directions just because everyone else is doing it. Going along with the crowd did not help ‘Adam – and it will not benefit you, either.

Blaming Satan, which is to attribute our errant ways to religious, political, and/or academic deceptions, did not help Chawah. God has established a standard, He has communicated His rules and remedy, rendering societal, religious, academic, and political excuses moot.

“Yahowah (Yahowah), God (‘elohym), said (‘amar) to (‘el) the spellbinding serpent (wa ha nachash – the sorcerous snake, venomous viper, and poisonous cold-blooded reptile, this tempting and toxic creature; from nachash – the one who enchants and captivates, the one who practices divination, magic, and sorcery, who indulges in prophecy by fortune-telling, invoking supernatural knowledge), ‘As a consequence of (ky – as a result of) you having acted in this way (‘asah zo’th – of you having done this, having engaged in this manner), you have brought a curse upon yourself (‘arar ‘atah – you have invoked injury, misfortune, affliction, and harm, earning retribution for yourself), more than any other (min kol) beast (bahemah), more than any form of life (min ha chayah – beyond all other conscious existence) of this environment (ha sadeh – the open environs outside the enclosure).

On (‘al) your belly (gachown ‘atah – as a snake) you shall move about (halak – proceed), and dirt (‘apar – the minute elements or particles which comprise matter) you shall eat (‘akal – consume) all (kol) the days (yowmym) of your lives (chayym ‘atah – of your existence).’” (Bare’syth / Genesis 3:14)

For there to be justice, there must be recompense. For a judge to be moral, he must hold those who deceive accountable. Satan used misrepresentations, errant citations, a straw man argument, and outright lies to project his failings into the mix and deceive Chawah, destroying her 479relationship with Yahowah, robbing her of her home, and misdirecting her soul. He did so knowingly and deliberately, and for that, and for continuing to do so in Christianity, Judaism, and Islam, Satan will be punished.

The Snake’s sentence, however, was not death. Spirits, unlike souls, are all immortal. Even God cannot kill them. That is why the misfortune the Adversary brought upon himself, his retribution, will be eternal separation. Satan will be incarcerated on Yowm Kipurym in year 6000 Yah, his Day of Doom, and will remain in She’owl forever.

Made especially for Satan and his colleagues, this penitentiary is indistinguishable from a black hole. It is a lightless place of emotional anguish separated from God. It is a pit of despair where the pressures are so intense that the minute particles that comprise matter are consumed. Ultimately it becomes a one-dimensional construct where only time exists.

There are three ways to interpret God’s message to the Adversary. The simplest would have been understood by the first people to hear the story. Satan acted badly and was punished. Groveling on one’s belly and eating dirt has never been good.

Spiritually, Satan was cast down, and as a result, his days are spent in the material realm feeding off of mankind’s filth. ‘Adam was created from the very substance Satan was relegated to consume.

The prophetic portrayal that follows applies to the overall relationship between Satan and mankind, especially as it is manifest in the role religion and politics have played in beguiling and suppressing people. But it is especially poignant when seen from the perspective of the Chosen People. As you read these words, think about how Satan’s religions, particularly Christianity and Islam, have targeted Jews as their enemy. No population on earth has been treated with more rancor, longer, than God’s witnesses.

480“Hostility and animosity (wa ‘ebah – enmity, an adversarial approach, deep-seated dislike, rancor, and ill-will) I will constitute and establish (shyth) between (bayn – making the connections which lead to understanding) you (‘atah) and between (bayn) the woman (ha ‘ishah) and between (wa bayn) that which you sow (zera’ ‘atah – your seed, that which propagates those like you, that which you produce) and her offspring (wa zera’ hy’ – her seed, that which she propagates and proliferates).

He shall crush (huw’ shuwph – he will press down upon and bruise, striking and crushing) your head (‘atah ro’sh – your brains and crucial sensory input, your source, beginning, leaders, government, perceptions and thought) and you shall press down upon (wa ‘atah shuwph – then you will batter, strike, and bruise) his heel (huw’ ‘aqeb – his stance, footsteps, and movements, seeking to circumvent him by insidiously supplanting him).” (Bare’syth / In the Beginning / Genesis 3:15)

Satan’s reputation as the adversary would be eternally imposed by Yahowah. It is the one thing Satan hates most of all. He does not want to be known as ha Satan | the Adversary, but instead as God. It is why you find attacks on “Satan” in the religions that feature the Lord as God. This is actually Satan attempting to rebuke the “Adversary” title he disdains.

Yahowah conveyed this essential message to us using bayn. Those willing to closely examine and carefully consider God’s teaching regarding Satan will come to understand his role and nature.

Women have been given the distinction of conceiving the Covenant’s children. And so, it is the seed of women that the Adversary seeks to suppress.

Spirits cannot reproduce. So, Satan does not have offspring in the sense of sons or daughters. However, just as it is possible and desirable to be born from above in 481Yahowah’s Set-Apart Spirit, it is possible to be born from below, spiritually – and thus become demon-possessed. When a mortal soul leagues with Satan, it becomes like him, immortal, and thus subject to the same eternal punishment. Further, the spawn of Satan is religion.

One way to distinguish these people, and thus avoid them, is that men and women who conspire with Satan often deploy the same tactic the Adversary used in the Garden. Humans throughout history have been “crushed and pressed down” by an unholy marriage of cleric and king using half-truths, straw men, and counterfeits.

The “seed of woman” who pushes Satan and his minions down, who crushes them at their source, could be ‘Abraham with the Covenant, Moseh with the Towrah, or Dowd with Yisra’el and Chag Matsah. Each plays a vital role in Yahowah’s plans. In this way, zera’ | seed is singular and yet presents a wide range of possibilities.

And in this case, zera’ is likely more about what women and the Adversary sow, what they discriminate and propagate than descendants. Words matter most of all.

But why the reference to “bruising a heel” you may wonder? The answer is: Ya’aqob is based upon ‘aqeb, “heel.” Ya’aqob, after being tested by Satan, proved worthy to become Yisra’el – meaning: “one who strives with, lives with, and is empowered by God.” Since that time, Satan’s strategy has been to attack God’s witnesses, and to thereby silence His message. That is why each of the Adversary’s religions demonstrates great rancor and enmity toward Jews.

In particular, ha Satan would use religion and politics to batter and crush huw’ ‘aqeb, Ya’aqob’s and thus Yisra’el’s “stance, footsteps, and movements, seeking to circumvent him by insidiously supplanting him.” Such was the raison d'être of Christianity and Islam, even Judaism.

482I appreciate you bearing with me during our review of the Sad surah and subsequent comparison to the word of God. It has been cathartic, as we have looked the Devil in the face and painted him into a corner. There is no longer any question as to who Allah actually is or what he is trying to achieve.

Back in Petra:

Tabari VI:98 “The situation deteriorated, hostility became bitter, and people withdrew from one another, displaying hatred. The Meccan chiefs conspired to seduce their sons, brothers, and clansmen away from the new religion. It was a trial which severely shook the Muslims who had followed the Prophet. Some were seduced.” So, to salvage as many converts as possible, Muhammad commanded Muslims “to emigrate to Abyssinia.”

Tabari VI:98 “The main body went to Abyssinia because of the coercion they were being subjected to in Mecca. His fear was that they would be seduced from their religion. There is a difference of opinion as to the number of those who emigrated in stealth and secret. Some say there were eleven men and four women. …Ibn Ishaq claims there were ten.”

The words of Islam were not convincing. A little coercion and the fragile band buckled. In the eighth year of Muhammad’s reign as his un-god’s non-prophet, the score is Islam 15, Unbelievers 4,985.

It’s little wonder Islamic States prohibit freedom of religion. Even Muhammad couldn’t sell this stuff.

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