643God Damn Religion

Snake

…Slithering Out of the Garden into the Quran

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Dishonest Abe

Abraham was tested by circumcision, shaving his pubic hair, washing the fore-part and rear, using a toothstick, and plucking his armpits.
Tabari II:98

Abraham was tested by washing the rear.

Nothing is more essential to Islam’s credibility than Muhammad’s version of Abraham. The non-prophet was faced with the impossible task of disassociating Abraham from Yahowah, from the Promised Land, and from the inception of the Covenant. Then he had to convince readers, I mean, listeners, that Abraham was a Muslim, that his God was Allah, and that he built the Ka’aba. Recognizing this, Muhammad went into overdrive, trying desperately to make the case.

We pick up the trail in Tabari’s History with something that sounds like Hitler’s idea of Aryan supremacy… Tabari II:21 “Ham begat all those who are black and curly-haired, while Japheth begat all those who are full-faced with small eyes, and Shem begat everyone who is handsome of face with beautiful hair. Noah prayed that the hair of Ham’s descendants would not grow beyond their ears, and that whenever his descendants met Shem’s, the latter would enslave them.”

The slavery theme keeps reappearing because Muhammad used the slave trade to finance the spread of Islam and Allah requires the enslavement of all believers. Turning Noah into a racist to justify such behavior wasn’t beneath Islam’s non-prophet – but then again, little was.

644We’re going to pass by Muhammad’s history lesson on the mythical and meaningless tribes of Ad and Thamud. Their battles with the Almighty seemed important to Muhammad as he dedicated scores of Hadith to them. However, our time is best invested in focusing on the Islamic path to Abraham. It lies at the core of the prophet’s deception. Tabari II:50 “Nimrod was Abraham’s master and wanted him burned…. The first king who ruled over all the earth was Nimrod. There were four such kings who ruled all the earth: Nimrod, Solomon bin David, Dhu’l-Qarnain, and Nebuchadnezzar – two believers and two infidels.”

Nimrod died centuries before ‘Abraham was born. He could not have been his master. Nimrod ruled little more than a city-state and there is no indication that he burned anyone.

Solomon’s kingdom only included Yisra’el, which was united and given to him by his father, Dowd | David. The Messiah’s name was omitted from this list because neither Muhammad nor Allah could compete with him. Dowd was the greatest man who ever lived. He was a courageous defender of his people, a prophet of the first order, and the greatest lyricist the world would ever know. He was Yahowah’s Chosen One, His Firstborn and anointed Messiah, the Shepherd of His people and Savior, in addition to being as God among us. Upon his return, Dowd will be proclaimed King of the Earth – so it’s telling that Muhammad was too envious to include his name. The simple truth is that Dowd was infinitely smarter and more articulate than either Muhammad or Allah. Should you care to read inspired and moral prose in absolute contrast to the Quran, turn to Dowd’s Mizmowr wa Mashal | Psalms and Proverbs. They are presented for your edification and enrichment in Coming Home.

Nebuchadnezzar’s realm, like that of Dhu’l-Qarnain, as Alexander the Great, was large, but neither ruled over the whole Earth. As for two of them being Muslims – 645Muhammad and Allah are gravely mistaken. There wasn’t a Muslim in the batch.

So, we must ask – since it is so readily apparent that Muhammad lied, why do Muslim women dress up in tents and Muslim men kill when there are such spurious claims like these?

Tabari II:50 “Allah desired to send Abraham as an argument against his people and as a messenger to His worshippers since there had been no messengers between Noah and Abraham except Hud and Salih.”

‘Abraham was a prophet according to Yahowah – and He ought to know. Without Yahowah’s testimony about him and his wife, Sarah, nothing would be known of them. And should you wonder why God referred to His partner and friend as such, it is because ‘Abraham’s responses regarding participating in the Beryth | Covenant foreshadow Yahowah’s relationship with Yisra’el, with Dowd, and with us today.

Noach was not a prophet or a messenger. And there was no Allah during this period and thus no worshipers. Proving this to be true, there are hundreds of thousands of engravings dating to between 3000 BCE and 2000 BCE pertaining to kings, conquests, empires, and gods, and nowhere on any of them will you find Allah. That remains true for every place on Earth over the next 2,000 years.

As for Hud and Salih, they are supposedly the messengers to the non-existent realm of the Ad and the meaningless assemblage of meandering Thamud. As is the case with Allah, Hud and Salih are nowhere to be found in any archeological record. Their names weren’t even scribbled as graffiti, much less chiseled prominently in stone. And in a fit of anger, Allah said he destroyed the Ad and Thamud – which is a problem because gods ought not to be constantly bragging about ravaging people – especially mythical ones.

646Trying almost as desperately as their wannabe god to validate these fanciful Quranic claims, Ad and Thamud are said to be in Petra, Babylon, or Yemen – but unfortunately for the religion’s apologists, those places have names and written histories which are incongruent with their un-god’s claims. The fact remains that no ruins have been or ever will be found that match either claim. Allah remains both a deceiver and fangless serpent – in addition to being historically and geographically challenged, which is poor form for a supposed creator.

Should a Muslim argue that I’m unfairly casting aspersions on Allah when the Hadith was from Muhammad, I would refer them to the 91^st surah. It is no less inaccurate or indicting because, before we even get to the wretched affair of Allah’s hamstrung camel in Thamud, the Islamic un-god says the following of the sun…

Quran 091.001 “(I swear) by the sun and its brilliance, and by the moon as she follows him, and by the day when it shows and displays him, and by the Night as it conceals him, drawing a veil over him, covering him, and the heavens and Him who built it, and the earth and by Him who spread it, and a soul and who proportioned it perfect.

And He inspired its wickedness and its righteousness. Lo! He succeeds who purifies it. And, lo, he fails who buries it.”

That’s a whole lot of swearing and an equal dose of nonsense. Nonetheless, Muslims must believe that the moon follows the sun and that the earth is flat. So, that being the case, it’s not much of a stretch to believe this, too.

Quran 091.011-15 “Thamud rejected and denied through their inordinate transgression and wrongdoing when sent forth most wicked wretch among them. But said to them, Messenger (of) al-Lahi, ‘(It is the) she-camel (of) al-Lahi! And (do not bar) her (from having a) drink!’ But they denied him and they hamstrung her. So their Lord God obliterated them for their sin, and leveled them. And not He fears its consequences.”

647If you believe that this was written by the Pen, long before the sun was allegedly created, and at Allah’s insistence, then I have a religious retreat for wayward terrorists in Gaza I’d like to sell. I don’t have a clear title, but nor do the occupants. The guests are murderous and demonic, but since they are good Muslims, you ought to get along splendidly. You might even recite this story of your god making an ass of himself – I suppose to blend in. It even comes replete with an underground metro.

The opening salvo of ten verses spoke of the splendor of the sun, whom even the moon is said to have followed. His glory is revealed by the day and veiled at night. Then inverting reality, the heavens, which are expanding, were simply made, while the Earth, which is neither flat nor increasing, is spreading – all to acclaim the sun, which remains the subject of the surah entitled, Ash Shams | The Sun. And this ode to the splendorous star provides it with the faculty of knowing what is disruptive and intrinsic to it. So, only those who give substance to these myths, never stunting or corrupting Allah’s claims of grandeur, are considered worthy and pure, while the rational are losers.

Without a change of subject or a cogent transition, the only explanation for juxtaposing this story of the sun’s majesty, and as the lone object deserving man’s attention, to the perverse denial and inordinate wrong-doing of the Thamud, is that Allah is condemning their failure to be religious and mono-sun-istic.

This irrelevant confederation of nomads denied the non-prophet of the un-god, so their homes were razed, obliterating one and all for the sin of failing to accept Allah’s word-salad of lies. But this time, even Allah knows that he’s gone too far, pushing aside the veil of credulity and morality. And yet, since he is insistent that he is God, he would have Muslims know that he isn’t the least bit concerned about the consequence of this Quranic fable, nor 648does he dread the sequel. Allah realizes his slaves are too intellectually crippled to hold him accountable.

Therefore, once again, in an attempt to establish a religious context for their scam, team Islam destroyed it. The scenario man and god have just laid out is incredulous. And now, adding stupidity to thievery, Muhammad and his pet Rock steal some New Testament lore and apply it to their version of Abraham…

Tabari II:50 “As time drew near, the astrologers came to Nimrod, saying, ‘We have learned from our lore that a boy will be born in this city of yours who will be called Abraham. He will abandon your religion and break your idols in such and such a month and year.”

After incriminating himself with the Surah of the Sun, Allah’s Messenger seeks the endorsement of pagan astrologists in the conception of the revisionist Abraham. As part of this embellishment, the non-prophet was attempting to bestow the alleged father of Islam with the same kind of birth announcement falsely promoted on behalf of the Christian myth and misnomer, ‘Iesa | Jesus. However, in typical fashion, Allah’s Messenger was chronologically challenged. He didn’t have a clue when either Nimrod or ‘Abraham lived nor was he aware that similar stories attributed to Jesus were equally invalid.

According to the Towrah, which is where Muhammad pilfered the names conveyed in this story, Nimrod lived and died prior to Yahowah’s intervention in Babel in 2269 BCE. And while ‘Abraham was born to Terach in 2078 BCE, he remained largely unknown for most of his life. If not for the accounts Yahowah revealed regarding His relationship with him to Moseh in 1447 BCE, ‘Abraham would be unknown today. Well, at least to those unaware that astrologists in Babylon told Nimrod that he would be born in his city.

649Since their lives were separated by hundreds of miles and many centuries, everything Muhammad claims about them is suspect and uninspired. They were not compatriots or contemporaries. And while Abraham was not “Jesus,” he was presented as such to validate Islam.

Tabari II:53 “Another story about Abraham is that a star rose over Nimrod so bright that it blotted out the light of the sun and the moon. He became frightened and called the magicians, soothsayers, and prognosticators to ask about it. They said, ‘A man will arise in your domain whose destiny is to destroy you and your rule.’ Nimrod lived in Babylon but he left his town and moved to another, forcing all men to go with him but leaving the women. He ordered that any male child who was born should be slain.”

This is even a less credible, albeit blatant rip-off, of the Star of Bethlehem that allegedly directed astrologers from Mesopotamia to the Christian baby god, including the tall tale of King Herod supposedly killing the male children born that year. While the account in the Christian New Testimony wasn’t true, Muhammad’s rip-off requires a complete suspension of reason. But that’s why they call it faith and it explains why Allah wants to burn disbelievers.

If a star had become sufficiently bright to blot out the sun, the supernova would have obliterated our solar system. So, someone should have noticed. Then adding yet another occult endorsement, the soothsayers had a handy explanation for the conception of Islam. As one would expect of the dumbest non-prophet in history to opine, the revisionist version was destined to destroy the rule of a man who died centuries before he was born – a miracle, indeed.

Acting like Pharaoh a millennium hence, the embellished Nimrod would have all of the male babies butchered. This would then explain why the baby Ibraham would be just like Muhammad and find his god while hiding out in a cave.

The Towrah tells us that ‘Abram, the future ‘Abraham, was born in Ur, the great Chaldean city, to Terach. His 650journey to the Promised Land is detailed in Genesis 11. Nonetheless, Muhammad says… Tabari II:53 “Some task in Babylon came up for which Nimrod could trust only Azar, the father of Abraham. He sent him to do the job, saying, ‘See that you do not have intercourse with your wife.’

Azar said to him, ‘I am too tenacious in my religion for that.’ But when he entered Babylon he visited his wife and could not control himself. He had intercourse with her and fled to a town called Ur.”

Terach was ‘Abram’s father. Nimrod was long dead. No one offers a job by telling a man not to sleep with his wife. And the religious do not respond in the manner ascribed to the mythical Azar. To suggest this is insane would be too kind.

Is it any wonder Muslims remain mired in 7^th-century Arabia, unable to progress beyond Muhammad’s diabolical legacy? Even the semblance of a secular education would rob them of Islam. They contribute nothing of value because they have been intellectually incapacitated by Muhammad. It is a truly amazing achievement.

Did I mention that Muhammad met his god and initiated the Quran from a cave, too? Tabari II:53 “When Abraham’s mother found that she was in labor she went out to a cave near her house and bore Abraham. She shut the cave up on him and returned home. Later when she went to see how he had done, she found him alive, sucking his thumb. Allah placed Abraham’s sustenance in it.”

Muhammad was also abandoned by his mother at birth, so by inventing this story to mimic his own childhood he becomes more like Ibraham in yet another way.

Tabari II:51 “Abraham had been in the cave for fifteen months when he said to his mother, ‘Take me out that I may look around.’”

Why bother? After fifteen months in a cave, he would have been blind – and thus a Muslim.

651Tabari II:51 “So she took him out one evening and he looked about and thought of the creation of the heavens and the earth and said, ‘Verily the One who created me and fed me is my Lord – I have no other god but Him.’”

Thus, an infant, still sucking his thumb, conceived the first pillar of Islam. But alas, the Hadith and Quran quickly plummet into spiritual delirium.

Tabari II:51 “He looked out at the sky and saw a star. ‘This is my Lord.’ He followed it with his eyes until it disappeared. When it set he said, ‘I do not like things that set.’ Then he saw the moon rising and said, ‘This is my Lord.’ [Perceptive kid – Allah began his life as a moon deity.] And he followed it until it disappeared. When it set, he said, ‘If my Lord did not guide me, I would have gone astray.’”

A fifteen-month-old baby converts from paganism to Islam by watching the stars and the moon. Sure, why not?

Like so many Islamic Traditions, these were written to provide the context the Quran lacks. So, let’s dive into the 6^th surah to hear what Allah has to say about his newfound savant. This surah is the second among the first six to be named after Al-An’aam | The Cattle. Is Allah trying to tell us something about his perception of his slaves?

Quran 006.001 “The praises to Lillahi, the one who created the heavens and the earth, and originated the darknesses and the light. Then those who disbelieved in the Lord, equate other with Him.”

Anyone can claim to be God, even the Creator; the hard part is doing so credibly. And in Lillahi’s case, he is an abject failure – one of the losers.

In this case, since Lillahi is Satan and wants to be God, he’s in a quandary. If he claims Yahowah’s creation account as his own, then he has to share credit with all of those with whom God engaged – with ‘Abraham being among the most important. But since doing so rubs this Snake the wrong way, he must constantly protest that he works alone – no partners, no coworkers, and no friends. 652Although, that’s a hell of a problem since ‘Abraham was God’s friend.

Quran 006.002 “He, the one who created you from clay, and then decreed a term, a specified term with Him, yet you doubt.”

Another challenge faced by wannabe prophets and gods is that a great deal is expected and it is hard to remember that many lies. Therefore, man is frequently created in different ways.

Then there is the problem of resurrection. Once a person’s bodily functions shut down, their corpse begins to rapidly decay – indeed, to rot. In a matter of years, there would be nothing useful to reanimate. Over the centuries, only minute traces of decomposing bones would remain. The organic material is absorbed sooner or later by vultures, beetles, and maggots. And even the flies who turn death into dinner are consumed by other creatures in the cycle of life. This is to say that each new generation has within itself portions of those who have come before, making bodily resurrection a scientific absurdity. The cells that comprise our physical forms are shared by others.

Being among the least articulate of wannabe gods, Allah was constantly battling a credibility problem – something Muhammad was exacerbating. Unable to provide evidence or argument supporting their claims, they shifted the blame to their audience. They bemoaned that everyone missed the undisclosed signs or misread them and turned away.

Truth and the Quran are as different as day and night. The only reasonable response to everything we have read thus far – literally everything – is to ridicule and mock it. Although, we are not the first. Based upon Allah’s condescending rant, the initial victims of these hollow threats and bogus claims scoffed at them, affirming that sarcasm is, indeed, the proper retort…

653Quran 006.003-11 “And He, al-Lahu, in the heavens and in the earth, He knows your secret and what you make public. And He knows what you earn. And not comes to them of any sign from the signs of their Lord but they are from it, turning away.

Then, lo, verily, they denied the truth and disbelieved when it came to them, but they will soon come to know the news of what they used to at it ridicule and mock.

Did not they see how many generations before them We destroyed? We had established them in the earth what not We did for you. And We sent the sky upon them in abundance and made the rivers flow from underneath them. Then, We destroyed them for their sins, and raised from after them other generations.

And if We had sent down to you a written book on parchment and they touched it with their hands, lo, verily, those who disbelieve would have said, ‘This is nothing but obvious sorcery.’

And they say, ‘Why has not been sent down to him an angel?’ And if We had sent down an angel, lo, verily, then the matter would have been decided. No respite would have been allowed to them.

And if We had made him an angel, lo, verily, We would have made him a man. And lo, verily, We would have obscured to them what they are obscuring.

So, lo, the messengers were mocked from before you, but those who scoffed of them were surrounded by what they used to mock. Say, ‘Travel in the earth and see what was the end of the rejecters.’”

There is nothing wannabe prophets and their pretend gods hate more than being mocked. It is like water to the witch in The Wizard of Oz. Do so, and such narcissists and egomaniacal megalomaniacs (which is an adept depiction of a wannabe god) will dispatch their flying monkeys to terrorize the wise, courageous, and compassionate.

To his credit, Satan was aware of his vulnerabilities and tried to compensate through denial. For example, Moseh and every actual prophet after him provided written copies of their revelations. But with Muhammad, there was worse than nothing – the claim of a book without the book. 654There was the claim of Gabriel, without his appearance. There was the pretense of a messenger without a message.

As a result, the initial and only rational response is to ridicule them so that the wise reject them. And this derisive approach works better than the un-god wants Muslims to believe. For example, over the past two decades, the highest per capita readership of Prophet of Doom, the precursor to God Damn Religion, has been in Iran, where thoughtful Persians have discarded Islam at a prodigious pace. According to recent polling data, an increasing number of Iranians are no longer identifying as Muslims – some even suggest that it is a majority.

While the mullahs assert the official position that Iran is 99% Muslim, and sites influenced by them, like Wiki, post what they are told, it isn’t true. In June of 2020, the Group for Analyzing and Measuring Attitudes in Iran (GAMAAN) conducted a systematic survey of Iranians in collaboration with Ladan Boroumand, co-founder of the Abdorrahman Boroumand Center for Human Rights in Iran, verifying the unprecedented secularization.

A scientifically diverse audience of 40,000 literate citizens of Iran over the age of 19 was approached using appropriate demographic variables. The results affirm that 32% identify as Shia, 5% as Sunni, and 3% as Mystical Sufi, limiting the Islamic population to 40%. While 8% said that they were Zoroastrians and 1.5% claimed to be Christians, most Iranians are now secular. Of those surveyed, 22% did not identify with any religion, 9% claimed to be atheists, 7% are spiritual agnostics, and 3% identified as Humanists, while another 3% did not care to classify themselves. Therefore, while 78% of Iranians believe in God, 50% are now Secular, while only 40% are Muslims. Moreover, 72% are opposed to the implementation of the hijab laws against women.

655Cutting through Allah’s terrorist bluster, I’ve traveled the world, having explored over 150 countries, and guess what I’ve never seen – a single obliterated generation anywhere on the planet. Nor has anyone else seen evidence of one anywhere at any time. Therefore, al-Lahu is lying.

So that you are aware, there are additional reasons for sarcasm and ridicule. First, I serve Yahowah, and He prefers it when denouncing religions. Second, this material is very dark and demented, and the humor lightens the mood sufficiently to get through it. And third, it demonstrates that I do not fear Islam, Muslims, or Allah – nor can I be dissuaded or intimidated by them. I am comfortable taunting the wannabe god of Islam because I know he is impotent.

Since al-Lahu doesn’t know the timing of his much hullabalooed Day of Doom, and can’t remember one day to the next how he allegedly created man, rest assured, he does not know your secrets. But he is aware that, given a choice, you’d reject him, which is why he is trying to terrorize Muslims into submission.

The “if we had” statements affirm that he had not produced a book or sent an angel. And since he could not do either, he could not be God.

What’s interesting is that Allah knows that even if he had produced a book or a demon, he would not have fared any better. Being God requires a lot more than producing these measly things. The un-god was obscure by nature and Yahowah is anything but.

There were many who did not like what Yahowah’s prophets revealed, but no one mocked them. They, like their God, were brilliant.

On our way to the 74^th through 85^th verses on the Islamic Ibraham, there are some additional anomalies worth considering...

656Quran 006.012-15 “Say, ‘To whom what in the heavens and the earth? Say, ‘Lillahi. He has decreed upon Himself the Mercy.

Surely, He will assemble you on (the) Day of the Resurrection. No doubt about it. Those who have lost themselves, then they not believe. And lahu | for Him whatsoever dwells in the night and the day. And He, the Hearer, the Knower.

Say, ‘Is it other than al-Lahi? I take a protector, creator the heavens and the earth while He who feeds and not He is fed.’ Say, ‘Lo, I am commanded that I be the first who aslama | submits and surrenders.’ And be not of al-Mushrikun | the Guilty Criminals.’ Say, ‘Lo! Verily, I, myself, fear if I disobeyed Rabbi | my Lord, punishment of a awful Day.’”

Yahowah is content with who He is and what He has done, so He does not lie, exaggerate, or brag. Satan is the opposite on all accounts. Nothing in heaven belongs to Lillahi, and he cannot change that, even by proclaiming mercy upon himself. And although he wants it, mercy is a peculiar thing for a wannabe god to decree upon himself.

As the Lord and Master of Muslims, Allah does own them, however. And that’s bad since his permanent residence will be She’owl | Hell, and he will be taking his property with him. This is why, in describing Adversary’s claims on the religious, Yahowah denounces Satan as ha Ba’al | the Lord.

Having written 30 volumes translating the Towrah, Naby’, wa Mizmowr, I have never once heard Yahowah say, “No doubt about it.” Since He is trustworthy, and since He proves it, certainty comes naturally. But with ha Satan, he is all bluster without result.

As an example, there will be a Day of Reconciliations but no Resurrection Day. And it goes beyond the realization that one is possible and the other is not because the sponsor of one is both God and credible while the other is Satan.

657Rest assured, Allah hears very little and knows next to nothing as is evident in this Quranic blunder. Since the un-god has been insistent that Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses, David, and Solomon have been Muslims, even Alexander, Muhammad cannot be “the first who submits.” Okay, so Allah isn’t good with names, but has he already forgotten about sending ‘Iesa and Silah?

Out of the inferno of resurrection, Allah jumps into the caldron of predestination…

Quran 006.016-18 “Whoever is averted from it that Day, then surely He had Mercy on him. And that the clear success. And if al-Lahu touches you with affliction, then no removing of it except Him. And if He touches you with good, then He on every thing powerful.

So He, the Subjugator over His slaves. And He the Wise, the Aware.”

Yahowah heals the afflicted while enriching the lives of His children. He is the great emancipator.

Satan is just the opposite, and he admits it. Allah is the Subjugator over his slaves. Lordy, lordy.

The distinction between God and Satan is so obvious, that those who claim Allah is the God of Moses would find a lobotomy a waste of money.

Yahowah asks us to cease being religious and rely upon Him, then to walk to Him after carefully considering the conditions of the Covenant. For those who do, their souls become immortal and perfected. They are adopted into His Family and, as a result, enriched and empowered, enlightened and emancipated, camping out with their Heavenly Father forevermore. No praying, no prostrations, no worship, no subjugation, no enslavement, no obeying, no faith, no religion, no believers, no fear, no resurrection, no punishment, no fires, no brothel, no pilgrimages, no predestination, no jihad, no terrorism, no imaginary books, no illiterate non-prophets, no lies, and no un-gods.

658Quran 006.019 “Say, ‘What thing (is the) greatest witness?’

Say, ‘Al-Lahu witness between me and between you and has been revealed to me this al-qur’anu | the Quran that I may warn you with it and whomsoever it reaches. Lo, do you verily testify that with al-Lahi other gods?’ Say, ‘I do not testify.’ Say, ‘Only He, Ilah | God wahidun | one. And, lo, verily, I am free of what you associate.’”

Allah and Muhammad are replaying the Continually Failing Protestation. Given the opportunity, all sane people reject them – just as we are doing. Should this Quran be the best they can muster, then they are holding a hand comprised of five Jokers and have rolled snake eyes.

There have been protestations, taunts, and threats, plenty of fables and lots of plagiarism, an abundant serving of immorality, ignorance, and irrationality, countless lies and fraudulent claims, but no witness. Al-Qur’anu had been nothing more than a montage of disconnected and disingenuous rants. And as for al-Lahu, he had once been a defective and dishonest karuwb, but was now nothing more than a Snake.

Moving on, Allah gets fang-tied. There was no “book” given to Jews but, instead, inspired prophetic testimony from Yahowah, which was recorded on written scrolls. Moreover, the Christian New Testament is comprised of hearsay accounts and appalling letters. The Roman Catholic Church amalgamized and augmented them, creating a book that served their agenda. The accounts are not even remotely similar in authorship, inspiration, or style. So while the Christian New Testament is also inaccurate, contradictory, anti-Semitic, and filled with fables like the Quran – they don’t agree on anything except the renunciation of Yahuwdym and the Towrah and the replacement of Yahowah.

Quran 006.020 “Those whom We have given the Book (Jews and Christians) they recognize it or him [some claim ‘him’ as in Muhammad while others suggest ‘it’ as in the Quran] as they 659recognize their sons. Those who lost themselves, then they not believe.

Quran 006.021 And who more wrong than who invents against al-Lahi a lie or rejects His signs and proofs? Lo! Verily, al-Zalimuna | the cruel oppressors and subjugating lords will not be successful.”

While “We” inspired Paul and the Christian New Testament, “We” wasn’t allowed anywhere near Moseh and Yahowah’s Towrah. And lest we forget, “We” couldn’t even provide a book to Muhammad.

A person must be willfully ignorant and hopelessly irrational to believe that someone familiar with either the Towrah or the New Testament would recognize Muhammad or the Quran as anything other than a scoundrel and sacrilege. Only those who have lost their minds believe.

The only way one could invent a lie against Al-Lahi is to claim he is God and that the Quran is valid. But that would be nonsensical based on the signs otherwise.

The Quran’s constant degradation of al-Zalimuna and al-Mushrikun is problematic because I’m committed to creating a composite rendering derived by comparing the Quran Word By Word interlinear to the other 66 English translations available to us and they consistently misrepresent both terms – seldom even making a distinction between them. Zalim is defined as Allah, as “a cruel lord and tyrant who subjugates and oppresses.” And a mushrik is a criminal guilty of committing a crime (such as Satan claiming to be God). And yet, the lone offense has been disbelief, which is neither tyrannical nor criminal. Therefore, to make the Quran seem somewhat lucid, both words are changed to “polytheists, disbelievers, and wrong-doers” when there is no etymological basis for them. So, I am left with either providing an inaccurate composite or an accurate rendering which is inconsistent with existing translations.

660Yahowah enjoys engaging with co-workers, partners, and friends, even sons and daughters. ‘Adam and Noach, ‘Abraham and Sarah, Yitschaq and Ya’aqob, Moseh and ‘Aharown, Shamuw’el and Dowd, Yasha’yah and Yirma’yah all come to mind, as do the final witnesses, ‘ElYah and Yada. This is pleasing to God as it is the very purpose of creation.

But Satan is different. He despises mankind. So he is a loner, a single disruptive Snake attempting to preclude access to God.

Quran 006.022-25 “And Day We will gather them all, then We will say to those who associated, ‘Where your partners, those whom you used to claim?’ Then will not be for them a plea except that they say, ‘And al-Lahi Rabbina. We were not those who associated.’ Look how they lied against themselves. And lost from them what they used to invent.

And among them who listen to you but We have placed over their hearts coverings lest they understand it and in their ears deafness. And if they see every sign or proof, they will not believe in it until when they come to you and argue with you. Say those who disbelieved, ‘This is nothing but tales of the former.’”

Allah knows that he isn’t God, which is why he has a defeatist attitude. He is nothing more than an impediment.

The Quran is an open contradiction. For example, if Allah had degraded the hearing of the disbelievers, then they could not have listened. And they could not have recognized that the Quran was comprised of the stories of other people from long ago. So, as we progress through Allah’s dimwitted diatribe, it is self-evident that the un-god’s own testimony is more than sufficient to convict him. He is a self-incriminating machine.

Since Allah is incapable of actually doing anything, his threats are all in long ago or the hereafter. And even then, by trying to induce fear, he is torching his own reputation. Why would anyone in their right mind want to 661spend eternity with the destroyer of generations who craves being Hell’s arsonist? He is the perpetual punisher. And the crime is always the same – rejecting him.

Quran 006.026-31 “Then they forbid from it and they keep away from it. They not destroy except themselves and the know not.

And if you could see them when they are forced to stand by the Fire, then they will say, ‘Oh, would that we were sent back and we would not deny signs and proofs of our Lord and we would be among the believers.’

Nay, became manifest for them what they used to conceal from before. And if they were sent back, lo, they would return to what they were forbidden from it. And lo, they are verily liars.

And they said, ‘It is not except our life the world and not be resurrected.’ And if you could see when they are made to stand before their Lord, He will say, ‘Is not this the truth?’ They will say, ‘Yes, by our Lord.’ He will say, ‘So taste the punishment because you used to disbelieve.’

Lo, verily, those who incurred loss denied meeting al-Lahi until when came to them the Hour suddenly. They said, ‘Oh! Our regret over what we neglected concerning it,’ while they will bear their burdens on their backs. Unquestionably! Evil what they bear.”

This boast is sadistic, not Godly. A moral spirit would not torture anyone, much less everyone, for disbelief. There are crimes so egregious that they merit the application of an anguishing torment, such as for those who tortured God’s people during the conquests and subjugation of Judea, during the Inquisition, Pogroms, Holocaust, and on October 7^th, 2023. But punishments such as these are never for the majority or for disbelievers.

Fortunately, Allah’s Infidel Roast will never occur. However, for saying such things, Allah will be condemned to She’owl, along with Muhammad and the most ruthless of their accomplices.

Another issue is the contrived dialog. It’s not just unbelievable; it’s indicative of a psychopath. No one else 662would derive a mock confession from those they are intent on torturing. And beyond these problems, this narrative positions Allah alongside the Fire and, thus, in Hell.

The following is not true. Yahowah sent prophets and witnesses, not messengers. Their mission was to convey the truth and then let people decide for themselves how to respond. However, psychotic narcissists have thin skin or scales, as the case may be…

Quran 006.032-34 “And not the life of the world anything but a play and amusement. But the home of the hereafter best for those who are god-conscious. Then will you not reason?

Lo! We know that it grieves you what they say. And, lo, they not they deny you but al-zalimina. The signs of al-Lahi they reject.

And lo, were rejected messengers from before you, but they were patient over what they were rejected and they were harmed until came to them Our help. And no one can alter words of al-Lahi. And lo, has come to you of news the messengers.”

If this life was just an amusement, why play terrorist and make everyone miserable? Why does Allah want to enslave Muslims and then have them exterminate humankind if this life doesn’t matter? Moreover, neither of Allah’s hereafter destinations is real, much less the best.

In actuality, this life is all most people will experience. During it, we are afforded the opportunity to accept or reject Yahowah’s offer. The souls who choose poorly or not at all simply cease to exist upon their earthly demise.

I would also like to correct Allah on his assumption that Muhammad grieved. As a psychopath, he was incapable of experiencing grief. He got frustrated, lost control, and slaughtered those who teased him.

Let’s be clear; Satan never helped anyone. However, since Satan was allowed to alter the words of God in the Garden, and since Satan claims that Jews altered the words of God that he plagiarized, he is lying when he claims that 663they cannot be changed. Even Muhammad admitted that he and his followers varied regarding them.

It should be obvious, but since Muslims are oblivious, a book that provides personal advice of benefit to a single person while claiming to be the final revelation to humankind, isn’t doing either.

Quran 006.035 “If their aversion is difficult for you, then if you are able to seek a tunnel down into the earth or a ladder into the sky so that you bring to them a sign or proof. But if al-Lahu wanted, lo, He would have gathered them on the guidance. So be not of the ignorant.”

I have served as Yahowah’s Nakry | Observant Foreigner and Choter | Secondary Branch, even as Dowd’s Basar | Herald, for two decades and never once have I been troubled over the response to anything I have ever written or spoken. The truth either resonates with someone or it doesn’t. Everyone remains free to accept what Yahowah is offering, reject it, or ignore it.

But beyond this, unless a fellow snake, why would the Serpent tell his accomplice to tunnel down into the earth? And unless delusional and arrogant, why suggest that he climb a ladder into the sky? Further, what proof would one find at the bottom of the pit or in a cloud that would prevail over a legacy of lies? But at least we agree on something – “be not like the ignorant.”

I am content to witness the angst Allah is feeling over his pitiful situation. He needs humanity to believe that he is God to prevail, but he is incapable of acting or sounding like Yahowah. No one believed him – well, at least not until they were terrorized into capitulation.

Quran 006.036-37 “Only those who respond listen. But the dead, al-Lahu will resurrect them. Then, to ilayhi they will be returned. And they said, ‘Why is not sent down to him a sign from his Lord?’ Say, lo, al-Laha is able on to send down a sign or proof, but most of them know not.’”

664So when everyone is dead, who is left to complain that there was no resurrection? And that’s the reason the religious promise a better or torturous hereafter rather than an enriched and enlightened existence here and now. And here, rather than admit that there were no signs or proofs, the un-god claimed he was able, but then didn’t bother.

Quran 006.038-40 “And not of any animal in the earth and not a bird flying with its wings but communities like you. Not We have neglected in the Book of anything then to their Lord they will be gathered. And those who denied Our signs and proofs are deaf, dumb, and lost in the darkness. Whosoever al-Lahu wants He lets them go astray whom He wills and He place on straight way. Say, ‘Have you seen if came to you punishment of al-Lahi or came to you the Hour is it other al-Lahi you call if you are truthful?’”

With Yahowah, humans are special, but with Allah, not so much – no different than a flock of birds. Nonetheless, no birdbrained creature is left behind without a book from their Lord. Deniers are further demeaned as deaf and dumb, even though their misadventures were caused by Allah. There is a term applicable to people who punish those they have deliberately misled – psychopath.

What comes next is yet another lame attempt to scare Muslims into capitulation. If it had occurred, it would make Allah the worst god ever…

Quran 006.041-45 “Nay, Him alone you call and He would remove what you call upon Him if He wills and you will forget what you associate. Verily, We sent to nations before you. Then We seized them with tribulation and adversity, so that they would learn humility. Then why not when came to them Our punishment, they humbled themselves, but became hardened their hearts and made fair-seeming to them al-Shaytanu | the Adversary, Satan. They used to do.

So when they forgot what they were reminded of it, We opened on the gates of every thing until when they rejoiced in what they were given, We seized them suddenly and then they were dumbfounded. Thus a remnant of the people were cut off who zalamu. All praises and thanks to Lillahi, Rabbi al-Alamina.”

665What could be less appealing than being misled, teased, abused, humbled, and tormented into submission? And while this is clearly Satan’s way of devaluing the human experience, it is incredulous that Satan is blaming Satan for what Satan is doing. The Serpent even had the audacity to announce that all thanks and praises be to him for dumbfounding and exterminating the Alamina | Worlds of men and demons. Nicely played, Allah – but your horns are showing.

Curiously, if all of the tyrants have been uprooted and exterminated by the Lord of Tyrants, why is Allah complaining that there are so many disbelievers? And why is the Serpent striking the unaware if he’s produced so many signs and proofs?

Continuing with the Snake’s self-incriminating monologue into perpetual pouting, we read…

Quran 006.046-47 “Say, ‘Have you seen if al-Lahu took away your hearing and your sight, and sealed up your hearts, who ilahun | god other than al-Lahi to bring to you with it?’ See how We explain the signs and proofs, yet they turn aside. Say, ‘Have you seen if comes to you punishment of al-Lahi suddenly, unexpectedly or openly, will be destroyed people except the al-Zalimun?’”

No, they had not seen either thing because neither occurred. And this is less explanation than confession.

Allah’s solution to people denying his book is to incapacitate their hearing and sight. And when it comes to miracles, what could be cleverer than blinding believers so that they don’t notice that you have said or done nothing worthwhile? So. since this con is paper thin, why are Muslims so universally dimwitted that they cannot see a Snake as a snake? Is their world so inverted that they prefer Satan to God? Say, ‘Wake up and smell the stench.’

I promise, just seven more lashings from Allah’s sadistic soliloquy, and we’ll come to what he has to say 666about revisionist Abe. Meanwhile, methinks he doth protest too much…

Quran 006.049-51 “But those who denied our proofs and signs the punishment will touch and afflict them for what they used to defiantly disobey.

Say, ‘Not I say to you with me treasures of al-Lahi, and I do not know the unseen, nor do I say to you that I an angel. Not I follow but what is revealed to me.’ Say, ‘Can the blind be equal and the seeing one? Then will you not reflect?’

Then warn with it those who fear, that they will be gathered to their Lord. For them not any protecter other than Him and not any intercessor so that they may be righteous.’”

Thin-scaled and desperate not to be seen as the Snake, the nemesis of humankind continues to hiss that he will envenomate the disobedient and torment the disbelieving for rejecting his pathetic platitudes. And yet, he is compelled to admit that his non-prophet has nothing of value to offer. As an ignoramus who is demonic, he’s obviously not an angel. So, all that is left is to hypnotize the slaves with his witty banter.

And should compelling prose not work, there is always fear. Imagine there are no protectors other than the destroyer. So happily, take heed. And just think, if not for the display of Muslim madness on 10.07.23, I would be translating and sharing Dowd’s Mizmowr rather than condemning this toxic medley of viper venom…

Quran 006.055-57 “And thus We explain the signs and verses so that the way of al-Muj’rimina becomes evident. Say, ‘Lo! Verily, I, Myself, am forbidden that I worship those whom you call from besides al-Lahi.’ Say, ‘I do not follow you desires. Lo, I would go astray then and not I from the guided ones.

Say, ‘Lo, verily, I on clear proof from Rabbi | my Lord while you deny with it. I have not what you seek to hastened (the torment) of it. The decision is not but for Lillahi. He relates the truth and He, Best of the Deciders.’”

667Having enjoyed the past two decades translating and sharing Yahowah’s message, I have come to enjoy His teaching and guidance. He delineates what is right and wrong, important and irrelevant, good and bad, and then explains the consequence of choosing one over the other. He never boasts of proofs because He provides them. He never condemns disbelievers because they are not His concern. He never asks to be worshiped because He isn’t insecure. And while there is recompense for those who require it, Yahowah does not punish.

Evidently, one confession was insufficient…

Quran 006.061 “And He (is) the Subjugator over His slaves. And He sends over you guards until when comes the death to anyone of you. Our messengers take him and the do not fail.”

Allah is what he condemns.

Quran 006.065-70 “Say, He capable on to send upon you punishment from above you or from beneath your feet to confuse you and make sects taste some of you violence of others. See how We explain the signs so that they may know. But denied it your people while it the truth. Say, ‘I am not a warden over you. For every news, a fixed time and soon you will know.

And when you see them engage in about our signs and verses, they turn away from them until they engage in a talk other than it. And if al-Shaytanu | the Adversary, Satan, causes you forget, then do not sit after the reminder with the people al-Zalimina. And not on those who fear of their account of anything but reminder so that they may fear.”

Quran 006.070 “Leave those who take their religion a play and amusement and deluded them the life of the world. But remind with it lest a soul is doomed for destruction for what it earned. Not for it from besides al-Lahi any protector and not any intercessor. And if it offers ransom, every ransom, not will it be taken from it.

Such are the ones given up to destruction for what they earned. For them a drink of scalding water and a painful punishment because they used to disbelieve.’”

668It is Allah’s claim to fame – He is the best of torturers. No one can inflict more intense or prolonged punishments. See how we explain his signs.

Clearly, Satan is an omnivore with a treat for everyone – from confused to comatose, from passive to combative, from Christians to Muslims, Progressives and more.

Demoted again, the non-prophet isn’t a warden over the infidels because the job of Hell’s Warden is reserved for the Lord of Pain. And let it be known, al-Shaytanu | the Adversary is the only one authorized to alter the words of Allah. So do not be caught enjoying your religion, because it isn’t an amusement. Submission is not a game. Returns and fear, but no ransoms, no protectors and no intercessors – you are on your own. I hope you like your water hot.

In typical Quranic fashion, there is no rational transition from the un-god’s rant against those with the sense to reject him and his revisionist presentation of un-Abe. With the 71^st through 73^rd verses, truth is again upended and the sane are accused of being beguiled by Satan. The solution to reason is to perform mindless religious rituals, to be obedient and to live in fear of Allah. As the word salad from hell is tossed again, Allah convolutes a line from Genesis to fool the faithful into believing that their inept spirit will have his day of doom.

So now, the All-Aware is unaware of the name of ‘Abraham’s father, calling him Azar. This is followed by dialog designed to remake Dishonest ‘Abe, who would have been ‘Abram at the time, into a baby prophet…

Quran 006.074 “And when said Ibrahim (Abraham) to Azar, his father, ‘Do you take idols as aliha (gods)? Lo! Verily, I, myself, see you and your people in obvious error.’”

If you believe that baby Ibrahim emerged from the cave to ask his father if he played with idols, only to, lo, condemn everyone of being wrong as if he were a mini-Mo, you might be a Muslim.

669Quran 006.075 “Thus We showed to Ibrahim the kingdom of the heavens and earth that he might be of those who are certain.”

Debasing the single most important story presented within the Towrah | Guidance of Yahowah is essential to Allah’s quest to be Allahu Akbar. So, “We” steals it and makes it his own. For Allah to replace Yahowah, and for the Quran to replace the Torah, Islam | Submission must replace the Beryth | Familial Covenant Relationship. This is Allah’s jihad.

To fool the faithful into falling for this fable, the un-god must transform his revisionist Ibrahim into a superior version of his stumbling messenger, Ahmad. Therefore, while Allah’s un-prophet has twice announced that he didn’t have anything of value to offer from his god and that he was unaware of the unseen, it is disclosed to un-Abe.

Not done twisting this tawdry tale, Allah played the same card he used with Sha’uwl | Paul six centuries prior to this ruse. To annul and discard the Torah, and replace it with the gospel of “But, I, Paul, say,” the demon-possessed architect of Christianity claimed that Abraham’s salvation was predicated on faith – just as in now the case with Ibrahim. Paul then misappropriated Towrah passages to conclude that God’s word proved that God’s word was irrelevant. What mattered was faith.

Pilfering names and statements from the Towrah to replace the Towrah is as duplicitous as it is irrational, but that does not matter if knowing is substituted for believing and facts are discarded through faith. The result was Christianity and is now Islam. This is the germ of both religions. It is where knowing Yahowah through His Towrah | Guidance to engage in the Beryth | Covenant is substituted for Jesus and Allah, the Gospels and the Quran, submitting religion for a relationship.

In that people are easily misled, ‘Abraham had neither faith nor religion. Over the course of seven meetings 670replete with revealing discussions and miracles, ‘Abraham came to know Yahowah and understand what He was offering and expecting in return. Their budding relationship runs from Bare’syth / Genesis 11 through 25. It is the most comprehensively detailed story within the Towrah because our participation with Yahowah in His Beryth | Covenant Family is the only reason we exist.

Therefore, to believe Allah’s self-serving corruption of ‘Abraham, Yahowah’s friend and partner in the creation of the Covenant, one has to discard the Towrah and become like Ibraham and believe. It’s easy if you don’t try.

Several times now, I have shared Yahowah’s testimony, so that readers might compare the original to Allah’s perverse drivel – but that is not so easy here because God’s accounting is detailed, contextual, and passionate. The Covenant’s formation with ‘Abraham and Sarah is not only one cohesive story from beginning to end, it is the single most important revelation from God to man. So, while I have translated and analyzed everything there is to know about Yahowah’s discussions and interactions with ‘Abraham and Sarah, that story comprises two entire volumes of Yada Yahowah. To abridge it for comparison would be an injustice to both God and man. Therefore, I would encourage those who are interested to read either the Family volume of Yada Yahowah or the Covenant volume of Observations.

Continuing to remake little Ibrahim as an Islamic prophet, after Allah has him condemn his father and people for being in “obvious error,” dishonest Abe proves that he was ignorant and errant – i.e., a good Muslim…

Quran 006.076-77 “So when night covered over him, he beheld a star. He said, ‘This is my Lord?’ When it set, he said, ‘I do not like the setting ones.’

671When he saw the moon rising, he said, ‘This is my Lord?’ But when it set, he said, ‘Unless my Lord guides me, lo, I will be among the erring people.’”

In a rational world, this would have been the end of Islam. The conversation condemns the message. After Allah showed revisionist Abraham his kingdom so that he might believe and be certain, the Islamic babe turned to the sky, the source of idols, and said, “This is my Lord” to the sun and the moon. What is it about Islam that turns everyone’s brains to mush – Allah’s included?

Quran 006.078-79 “When he saw the sun rising, he said, ‘This is my Lord. This is akbar | greater.’ But when it set, he said, ‘O my people, Lo! I am free of what you associate.

Lo! I, Myself, have turned my face toward the one who created the heavens and earth, a monotheist, and not I of the al-mush’rik.’”

To err is human, but this is supposed to be inspired by a god. And this is no idol conversation (excuse the pun) because baby Ibrahim is the forefather of Islam.

The baby, who was taken to heaven to see the unseen so that he would know Allah, announces for the second time that the sun is his Lord. It is akbar | greater.

This comes immediately after having replaced the sun with the moon and telling us that he didn’t like either one when they set. Come daybreak, little Ibrahim changes his mind and proclaims that the sun is the greatest Lord of all. And this is after revealing that Allah guided him to this realization. So then the Islamic Ibrahim becomes a sun-worshiping Muslim because, by choosing the sun over the moon after renouncing both, he is no longer a polytheist. I do not think Allah’s most ardent foe could compose a narrative more lethal to the credibility of the Quran.

All the context and explanations ever provided and written can’t undo the damage the Quran does to itself.

672Tabari II:51 “When day came upon Abraham and the sun rose, he saw the greatness of the sun and saw that here was something with more light than he had ever seen before. He said, ‘This is my Lord! This is greater!’ When it set he exclaimed, ‘O my people, I am free from all the things which you associate with Him.’”

Muhammad wants us to believe that all it took to “free” this fifteen-month-old baby from pagan idolatry, worshiping the sun, moon, and stars, to become a Muslim in the oneness of Allah was for the sun to set and rise again.

Quran 006.080 “And his people disputed with him. He said, ‘Do you dispute with me concerning al-Lahu while certainly He has guided me already? I do not fear what you associate with Him unless that is what my Rabbi wants. Everything encompasses my Rabbi, every thing known. Will you not mind?’”

What people? Depending upon whether you believe Muhammad’s Hadith or Allah’s Quran, he’s with his mom or dad. He’s a toddler, having just emerged from a cave.

Let me see if I can decipher this. Over the course of one brief conversation, dishonest Abe tells his father that he and his people are in manifest error and that idolatry is bad. After visiting heaven, he says that big, bright, shiny things are gods and that he is not a polytheist. Then he disputes with people he has never seen about their religion.

He even says that he doesn’t fear their gods unless, of course, his god wants him to fear them. And, after such drivel, he tells them to mind him. This Quranic passage destroys even the last waning vestige of hope of divine inspiration. This is not some minor event in the life of Islam. Abraham is purported to be the religion’s founder, and this is his moment of Zen.

Quran 006.081 “And how could I fear what you associate, while you fear not that you have associated with li-Lahi what He has not sent down to you any authority. Which of the two parties has more right to be in safety if you have knowledge?”

673This is another iteration of the Never-Ending-Argument, but this time, between a baby and his people. Allah has no partnership agreement, no associates, and no friends – and thus no Covenant. He is the Lone Ranger. So, what then is the purpose of Islam?

After completely embarrassing himself with ripoff-raham, and unveiling himself as a cosmic comedian, the incredulous one reports through the Pen of predestination…

Quran 006.082 “Those who believed and did not mix their belief with denial, those, for them the security and they’re guided.”

Quran 006.083 “And this, Our argument, We gave it to Ibrahim | Abraham against his folk. We raise to degrees whom We will. Lo! Your Lord Wise, Knowing.”

Since that was “‘Our’s’ argument We gave to Ibrahim against his folk,” my job is done. This is the worst attempt at playing God, ever. The Quran is without a peer – easily the worst book ever written.

Unfortunately, Allah was not finished tormenting us. The Serpent in the Garden is insistent that it was not Yahowah but, instead, the slithering snake who…

Quran 006.084 “And We bestowed upon him Is’haqa | Isaac and Ya’quba | Jacob, all We guided. And Nuh, We guided from before and of his descendants, Dawuda | David and Sulaymana | Solomon, Ayyuba | Job, Yusufa | Joseph, Musa | Moses and Haruna | Aaron. Thus do We reward the good-doers.”

Ever the dunderhead, Allah missed ‘Adam and Chawah, then forgot about his claim on Alexander the Great and Lowt. He even forgot about Ishmael, and he is essential to Islam. He only named one of Ya’aqob’s sons, and he placed his name after Yowb | Job – who was not related to any of these people or to God. Then this utter nincompoop said that Dowd and Shalomoh were descendants of Noach rather than Ya’aqob, and he listed 674Moseh and ‘Aharown after Dowd when they preceded him by five centuries.

And speaking of Moseh, he not only introduced the world to Yahowah, but he specifically recorded how Yahowah revealed His one and only name to us. Further, he scribed Yahowah’s name 1,820 times within the Towrah | Teaching. This is compared to writing Allah’s name exactly 0 times. Yahowah appears 700 times in Dowd’s hand throughout his Mizmowr | Psalms and another 90 times in his Mashal | Proverbs. That is compared to 0 mentions of Allah. So, for Allah to claim either man for himself is as pathetic as the Devil pretending to be God.

The chronologically challenged one said…

Quran 006.085 “And Zakariya and Yahya, ‘Iesa and Il’yasa; every one was of the righteous.”

Oddly, the un-god of Islam who dehumanizes Christians by calling them polytheists, wants to take credit, becoming the god of Luke’s imaginary Zacharias, the subject of the New Testament’s most absurd fantasy pertaining to the birth of Jesus with jumping fetuses. Then there is the renegade “disciple,” John, whom Allah can have if he’d like. Iesa is an Arabic transliteration for Esau, whom Yahowah hated, so he’s up for grabs as well. And should ‘Iesa be a clumsy transliteration of Iesous | Jesus, then Allah can claim a clean sweep.

Islamic interpreters claim Iliyasa is Elijah. If so, it’s another dunderhead move, since his actual name, ‘ElYah | Yahowah is God, undermines Allah’s plot. Moreover, the prophet lived in the 9^th century BCE. He was not a contemporary of Zakariya, Yahya, and/or ‘Iesa. As an avowed antagonist of the Lord, ‘ElYah will be lead among those sending Allah to Hell. Having witnessed ‘ElYah in action against the religious and political, he, alone, is more than sufficient to annihilate all traces of Islam – Christianity and Judaism, too, but that’s another story.

675Quran 006.086 “And Isma’il | Ishmael and Al-Yas’a | Elisha and Yunus | Jonah, and Lout | Lot and every one of them We preferred above men and jinn.”

It is little wonder the Quran is a jumbled mess, thrown together without context or chronological order because Allah remains temporally clueless. Yshma’‘el was ‘Abraham’s mistake; one Yahowah rejected outright. So, once again, if Satan wants him, he’s available.

‘Elysha’ | Elisha was a contemporary of ‘ElYah in the 9^th century BCE, while Yshma’‘el | Ishmael was conceived in 1992 BCE. One was a minor prophet while the other was deliberately estranged from the Covenant. Putting them together in this fashion is ludicrous.

Jonah is another inane mistake. He and his book were not inspired by Yahowah. He fails the Dabarym 18 test of a prophet. Lowt was also a sorry soul. Like the non-prophet of the un-god who is claiming him, he was a dunderhead, likely an alcoholic and a sexual deviant. If Allah wants him, I don’t think Yahowah would care. Therefore, in three easy verses, we have gone from dishonest Abe to disingenuous god. Islam is for idiots.

Since he was paying them, it is likely that rabbis in Yathrib read their Talmud correctly to Muhammad. But having a poor memory, and a heinous agenda, he got them all fouled up. I don’t say that to be mean-spirited, just informative. Muhammad will convict himself of having an odious scheme a thousand times over before we are through. As non-prophets go, he was at the bottom of the barrel. Frankly, Muslims would have been better off with Allah’s hamstrung she-camel.

Returning to the fabricated Abraham of Islam, Ibn Ishaq relays a Hadith recorded by Tabari… Tabari II:52 “Then Abraham returned to his father Azar, having seen the right course. He had recognized his Lord.”

676This would mirror Muhammad’s life. For a while, he was a polytheist, with Rahman, his Lord, and al-Lahu, even al-Lat, Manat, and al-Uzzah. However, with his preference for elevating al-Lahi above the other celestial and stone deities, Muhammad became a monotheistic terrorist. He promoted and then threw the largest of the stones around the Ka’aba at his foes while denouncing the rest.

Tabari II:52 “He was free of the religion of his people, but he did not tell them that.”

This is in conflict with the previous Hadith and the Quran. And while this was true of ‘Abraham, which is why Yahowah approached him, it was not true of Muhammad. Allah’s Messenger incorporated countless religious myths of Yemenite monotheists, Arab pagans, Petra Christians, and Yathrib Jews into his amalgamated religion.

One of the most repetitive and damning indictments in the Quran comes from those who knew Muhammad best – the Quraysh. They recognized that Muhammad’s notion of casting the smaller Ka’aba idols aside so that the largest idol could be feared as the one true god was lunacy. A big stone was no more god than a bunch of little ones.

Ishaq:38 “Every house had an idol. When Allah sent Muhammad with the message of monotheism, the Quraysh said: ‘Would he make many gods into one god? This is a strange thing.’”

Allah changed the story of the Hebrew patriarch, ‘Abraham, to make his behavior seem inspired.

This tale is chronicled in both the Hadith and Quran…

Tabari II:55 “His father told him, ‘Abraham, we have a festival. If you go to it you will learn to like our religion.’ The festival came and they went to it. On the way Abraham threw himself down and said, ‘I am sick. My foot hurts.’ When they went away he called to the last of them. ‘I shall deal with your idols after you have gone and turned your backs.’ Abraham went to the house of the gods in a great hall. Opposite the entrance was a great idol, and at his side a smaller one, and next to him a smaller one, and so on.”

677Too bad Allah didn’t get out more. He would have known that in ‘Abraham’s day, the Temple of Ur housed just one god – Sin – a masculine moon deity like himself. Unlike the Ka’aba, there weren’t a bunch of rock idols lying around.

We know very little about Terach, ‘Abram’s father, other than he accompanied his son, his son’s wife, Sarah, and his nephew, Lowt, from Ur to Haran. Therefore, he did not remain in Ur and could not have been an idol maker. As for Nimrod, he had been dead for centuries…

Tabari II:55 “Azar made a living making the idols which his people worshipped, and he employed Abraham to sell them. Abraham would call out, ‘Who will buy what will be of no use to him?’ So they became unsellable. He would take them to the river and point their heads at it and say, ‘Drink!’ mocking his people. At length his mocking spread about among the inhabitants of his town, although Nimrod did not hear of it.

Then when the time seemed right to Abraham to reveal to his people the error of what they were doing, and to tell them of Allah’s command and of how to pray, he glanced up at the stars and said, ‘I feel sick.’ They fled from him when they heard it, but Abraham had only said it to make them go away so that he could do what he wanted with their idols. When they left he went to the idols and brought them food. He said, ‘Will you not eat? What is the matter? Why do you not speak?’ reproaching their falsely elevated position and mocking them.”

Let’s open the Quran to the 37^th surah to see if Allah will help elucidate the Islamic mystery or if he will further identify and indict himself as the Devil because this was among the most delusional rants we have endured.

Quran 037.001-5 “By those arranged in battle ranks, those who restrain by reprimanding, those who recite the message, verily, ilahakun | your god surely one, rabbu | lord the heavens and the earth and what between them, and Rabbu of the sunrise.”

Having pursued and excoriated this beast for a score of years, I can solve the riddle. After the debacle in the 678Garden, the adversarial and deceptive karuwb | spiritual guardian who misappropriated Yahowah’s testimony to mislead and debase ‘Adam and Chawah was similarly degraded, becoming the Snake we have been exposing and condemning in the Quran. He is expressing his frustration over Yahowah deploying His mal’ak | spiritual messengers to preclude him from returning to shamaym | the spiritual realm of God, who he knows is ‘echad | one. And while the Serpent has had a long run as Lord of the Earth, Halal ben Shachar | the Arrogant Son of the Sunrise seeks to avenge his demotion through the pretense of becoming the Lord of the Heavens.

At least it was adroit of the Serpent to tie his stories together because this is how Islamic Abe saw him. However, somewhere, sometime, the Quran must somehow climb above and beyond this overwhelmingly demonic oratory and reveal something sane or we are going to lose all respect for Muslims. But not now…

Quran 037.006-10 “Behold! We, Ourselves, adorned al-samaa | the sky, al-dunya | this world, with an ornament of al-kawakibi | the stars, guarding against every rebellious Shaytan | Satan, so they cannot listen to the assembly. The exalted are pelted from every side. Repelled, for them a perpetual punishment, except who snatches by theft. But follows him a piercing burning flame.”

Nearly 700 hundred pages into God Damn Religion, it should be apparent that I relish poking holes in Satan’s pretentious and demented balloon. But on this, what is one to say about decking the world and sky with ornamental stars, having these celestial accouterments serve to protect against a rebellious Satan listening to the assembly, while repelling the exalted with a perpetual punishment of piercing flames, albeit making an exception for the most clever of thieves? Has the Snake found a stash of ergot and is tripping? Or, is it an indictment and a confession, a psychological portrait of a delusional schemer?

679Poking fun at Islam’s expense, are Muslims to believe stars are ornaments arranged by their god? Why are the invisible stars in the dunya | our temporal physical world in which we live not incinerating us? Since Allah is Satan because he was rebellious, is he the one trying to wiggle his way back into heaven? After all, for any of this to be true, it must be seen as Satan’s confession, admitting that he is being kept out of heaven and will endure an eternity in She’owl. The self-exalting is just hoping that he is clever enough to sneak away and not get caught.

While it’s my job to point out the absurdity of Satan’s drivel, I do so because two billion Muslims believe that this Devil is God and they are willing to kill Jews for him. But let’s be honest – there has never been a more adroitly satanic text or more demonic religion than Islam. It is the faith of the ignorant, immoral, and irrational. Fortunately, within ten years of this writing, by October 7^th, 2033, it will be all over, with Islam expunged from the earth. Unfortunately, many billions will succumb to Satan’s wiles, including ten million Jews before we are done.

Quran 037.011-15 “Just ask them. Are they a stronger creation or whom We have created? Verily, We created them from sticky clay. Nay, you wonder while they mock. And when they are warned, they pay no heed. And when they see a sign, proof, or verse, they mock. And they say, ‘This is magic, evident sorcery!’”

Whose opinion is being sought and for what reason – the stars, the mal’ak repulsing the rebellious devil, or the flaming missiles – since these were the last things mentioned? What does slime have to do with any of this? Nay, I dost both marvel and ridicule.

This is so far below the dignity of God, it is embarrassing. Frankly, I’m disappointed in Allah and I’ve never seen him as anything more than Satan. Nevertheless, having been relegated to tormenting humankind, Satan is saying that he, as a spiritual guardian, was conceived to be stronger than people, whom he degrades to the muck, 680suggesting that people are no better than dirt. And now that he is a Snake, he’s distraught over being mocked as the Devil. But based upon the signs he has presented, the lone rational conclusion is that Allah has proven that he is Satan, and that’s irritating him no end.

Quran 037.016-18 “What! Is it when we die, and become dust and bones, lo, shall we be resurrected, or our forefathers? Say, ‘Yes, you will be humiliated!’”

Since Satan perceives mankind to be no more than the sum of our parts – dirty muck – he is threatening to reestablish man in this degraded form so that he can ghoulishly gloat and humiliate his prey.

Quran 037.019-23 “Then it will be limited to a single cry, one scream, then lo, they will see! And they will say, ‘O woe to us this Day of Doom.’ This is the Day of Judgment which you used to deny.

Assemble the zalam | unfair and their ilk, whatever they worship beside al-Lahi. Then lead them to the way of the Hell-Fire.”

Even Snakes dream, this one fantasizing over becoming the zalam | most unjust and cruelest of tyrants, a certifiable psychopath. So, woe to humanity if we fail to quarantine the plague of Islam. Between now and Yahowah’s return, it is us or them.

Put into the proper perspective, what the world is facing between now and the fall of 2033 is equivalent to the combined anti-Semitic cruelty of Thutmose III, Shalmaneser V, Nebuchadnezzar II, Goliath, Ahab, Antiochus, Paul, Muhammad, Saladin, Vespasian, Titus, Hadrian, Muhammad, Hitler, Stalin, Pope Pius XII, the Mufti, Ayatollah, Nasrallah, and Sinwar.

There is no reason, however, to deny the Day of Doom. It is coming for Satan and his slaves between the 2^nd and 7^th of October, 2033. So on that day, Allah will not be interrogating anyone. So this is simply Satan amusing himself with the hellish torment he seeks to impose.

681Quran 037.024-32 “But stop and detain them, for, lo, they are to be questioned. ‘What are you not able help one another?’ Nay, they will mus’laslimuna | surrender in submission on this Day.

And some of them will approach to question one another. They will say, ‘Lo, verily, you used to come to us from the right.’ They will say, ‘Nay, you were not believers. And not for us was any authority over you.’ ‘Nay, you were a transgressing people.’ ‘So word of our Lord has been proved true against us. Lo, indeed, we will certainly taste (the punishment).’ ‘So, we led you astray.’ ‘Lo, we were astray.’”

As humankind is being escorted to the Hell-Fire in Satan’s fantasy, he demands that we be detained so that he can compel submission, turning dead disbelievers into Muslims. And after mocking his victims, reminding us that it is too late to save ourselves or those we love from him, he relishes the macabre interaction among those he is about to torture. As was the case in Eden 6,000 years ago, everyone is blaming someone else for their predicament.

I wonder if the inhuman Muslims who tied parents up on 10.07.23 such that they were forced to watch them cut off their children’s fingers and toes, then gouge out their eyes played the same game with their immobilized victims? It would have been Quranic.

Since humankind is predestined at birth to perish in the Hell-Fire, this questioning and subsequent torment is for Satan’s entertainment. And that makes Allah sadistic.

Quran 037.033-36 “Then, lo, certainly, they, that Day will share in the punishment. Lo, indeed, thusly We deal with muj’rimina | guilty criminals (disobedient, disbelieving polytheists).

Lo, they were arrogant when it was said to them, ‘La ilaha ilaha illa | no god but al-Lahu.’ And they say, ‘Are we leave our alihatina | gods for an insane and possessed poet?’”

Let it be known and understood, al-Lahu is a mean son of a bitch, a dastardly bastard if there ever was one. As one would expect with Satan, he is the purveyor of painful 682punishments in a world of role reversals – he’s pretending to be God and yet men are the arrogant ones. He’s committing the most heinous of crimes and, yet, men are guilty. But at least we have confirmation that those who know Muhammad best, his neighbors and extended family, recognized that he was insane and possessed. As for being a poet, not so much.

Should you not know, with Yahowah, there is no distinction between polytheists and monotheists, agnostics and atheists, believers or disbelievers. For those who believed in one god, many gods, or no god, the outcome is the same – nothing. No penalty. No reward. Nothing.

Allah is no more God than a pit viper, although he is no less toxic. His Quran has envenomated billions, turning Muslims into murderous zombies. Perhaps that is too pejorative for some, but I would invite them to study the first and last hundred years of Islam and think again. And keep in mind, I know the future and there is less than a decade left on Islam’s final bloody century. The cauldron is about to boil over.

While al-Lahu knew that the Quraysh were right, he had too much invested in his fellow sadistic deviant and psychopath to audibly concur. There were people to enslave and Jews to kill, and if Muhammad faltered, Allah crumbled with him.

Quran 037.037-38 “Nay, he brought the truth and confirmed the messengers. So, lo, taste with certainty the painful punishment.”

It’s rants and threats, a taste of lies and painful penalties. If not infamous as the prophet and god of Islam, these sadists would have earned a bad reputation.

Heaven is depicted as debauchery, with an unending supply of virgins to conquer. And Hell is a place of extreme torture with implements that would make Tamerlane blush.

683Heaven’s decadence and Hell’s torments aren’t sidebars in the Quran with occasional overtures to tantalize and frighten believers into submission but, instead, represent Satan’s most ardent fantasy. Amongst the painful punishments, we are antagonized by the horrible job of plagiarizing, which was twisted to turn Satan into God while immortalizing the worst of men. The world’s most menacing and virulent terrorist manifesto that grew out of this recital should be no surprise, but it being considered a great religion is a blight on humanity, demonstrating how far we have fallen. Progressives, in particular, ought to be embarrassed for coddling and promoting Islam.

Quran 037.039-49 “And not you will be recompensed except for what you used to do, except the single-minded slaves of al-Lahi. Those, for them, a provision predetermined. Fruits, they will be honored in Jannati | Gardens of Pleasure, on thrones face to face. Will be circulated among them a cup of wine from a spring, white, delicious to the drinkers. Not in it ghoul | bad effect, and not from it they will be intoxicated or exhausted.

And with them Qasiratu al-Tarfi | Virgin Girls, restraining their glances (desiring none but you), with big, beautiful eyes, as if they were sheltered eggs, delicate and pure, closely guarded.”

Should this sound appealing, honored fruit, then submit to Satan and see if he delivers. But should you be sane, indeed, moral, then stand with me against Islam. No one benefits by having another jihadist terrorize and murder based on this rubbish.

While I understand that Progressives are eager to turn boys into girls and girls into boys to spread their insanity, be aware that these children are presented as perpetual virgins because this is not about love, pleasure, or even sex but, instead, about conquest and control while inflicting pain. It is about motivating young boys to kill for Allah. Even the alcohol is there to numb their conscience, not unlike the supply of captagon, the psychostimulant Fenethylline, given to the demonic savages who raped, 684tortured, and burned their way through southern Israel on October 7^th, 2023.

And if the enticement of Allah’s brothel doesn’t motivate Muslim slaves, there is always the threat of Allah’s most special place.

Quran 037.050-61 “Then approaching some of them to others, mutually questioning, will say a speaker among them, ‘Lo, verily, I had a companion for me, who say, “Are you indeed surely of the believers? Is it when we are dead and become dust and bones, verily will we be brought to judgment?” He said, “Will you be looking?” Then he will look and see him in the midst of the Hell-Fire.’

He said, ‘By al-Lahi, lo, you nearly ruined me! If not for the grace of Rabbi | my Lord, I would have been among those brought.’ ‘Then, are we not to die except the first of our death. And not will we be punished? Lo, this is surely the great attainment! For like of this let strive the strivers.’”

Quotation marks are a relatively recent invention, as is punctuation, so we don’t know who said what to whom or why in the previous narrative. Suffice it to say, the Islamic Hell and Heaven are coterminous, with the teased viewing the tormented, so the speaker is dumbfounded by it all.

There was an interesting admission for those eavesdropping on this Quranic diatribe. These deceased Muslims are actually surprised they are in the brothel rather than the fire. They are questioning how they avoided being punished for what they had done, which suggests that no one is sufficiently stupid to believe Allah. But then, they must have had another swig of Allah’s special brew because they suppress their guilt and announce that avoiding Hell is the supreme achievement for which other jihadists ought to strive. And yet, when sanity prevails and morals matter, unbelievers know that the opposite is true.

Since Hell’s torments sound a lot like what might have occurred around a desert campfire, one of two things is true. Either this is actually Muhammad speaking as if he 685were Allah and expressing flashbacks to his tormented childhood, or Allah’s target audience was limited to those sufficiently isolated in the deserts of Arabia to believe his parochial portrayals.

Either way, the perverts in Paradise, evidently bored with virgins and overwhelmed by wine, are now enthralled watching a former friend being tortured. So, they ask a probing question – one worthy of the soaring intellect of their un-god and his non-prophet. In fact, it is so profoundly vital to Allah’s rise from Serpent to God, that he is compelled to intervene and provide the answer. Lo…

Quran 037.062-68 “‘Is that better entertainment and hospitality or the tree of Zaqqum.’ ‘Lo! We have made it a trial for zalimina | unjust subjugators. Lo! It is a tree that springs out of the bottom of Hell-Fire. The emerging fruit is like the head of Satan.

And, lo, they will surely eat from it and fill their bellies with it. Then lo, a mixture of scalding boiling water. Then, verily, they will be return with certainty to the Hell-Fire.”

When Muslim protesters and Progressives promote the Islamic agenda, this is what they are advocating. And by doing so, whether it be out of ignorance or spite, they legitimize Satan’s agenda, which is to beguile, enslave, terrorize, and exterminate life on the planet. In all of human history, even with the brutal march of civilizations, Islam remains the most viciously repressive and debilitating deadly plague to have ever infected humankind. Lo, truly.

While I would assume the connection is death on a massive scale, after delineating the torments planned for Hell’s entertainment, it is time we turn to revisionist Nuh. Noach is being recast as a Muslim yet again. So, we have finally arrived at the passage the Hadith on Ibrahim was trying to illuminate. If you recall, we wanted to find out why Abraham said he was sick and why he was playing with idols.

686Quran 037.075-88 “And lo, Nuh | Noah called Us. And best responders. And We saved him and his family for the great distress. And We made his offspring, they the survivors. And We left for him among the later generations. Peace be upon Nuh among the worlds. Lo, We thus, Ourselves, reward the good-doers. Lo, he of our believing slaves. Then We drowned the others.

Lo, among his kind, surely Ibrahim | Abraham when he came, his Lord with a compliant heart. When he said to his father and his people, ‘What is it you worship? Is it falsehood gods besides al-Lahi you desire? Then what you imagine about Rabbi al-Alamina | Lord of the worlds of men and jinn?’ Then he looked up at the Stars.”

Having come to know Yahowah pretty well over the past two decades of working together, I can assure you that He isn’t the least bit humored by any of this, nor will He take kindly toward those who believe and promote these grotesque corruptions of His favorite people.

So let’s be clear, Rabbi al-Alamina is unresponsive. He did not save Noach nor was this great man a Muslim slave. He was not left among the generations and his reward is with Yahowah.

‘Abraham was not among his kind. He did not have a Lord or a compliant heart. He left his people and, therefore, did not ask them any of these questions. Al-Lahi was unknown at the time. But we can appreciate the confession: “Is it falsehood gods besides al-Lahi you desire?”

Quran 037.089 “And he said, ‘Lo, I am sick!’”

To which, the Quranic scholars responsible for editing Allah added parenthetically to “I am sick…(of what you worship), (with the plague. He did this to trick them to remain in their temple of idols to destroy them and not accompany them to the pagan’s feast), and (of your worshipping these).” But methinks it doesn’t help exonerate dishonest Abe or Allah from their desperate ploy to create the one true god by eliminating the tokens of his pagan rivals.

687Since Allah has presented this tortured version of ‘Abraham to promote his quest to be seen as a god, rational minds should ask what else Allah said and did to beguile Muslims into believing that smashing all idols but one is the path to Divinity.

As part of this myth, Muhammad would be as close to Dishonest Abe as two fleas on a camel. Tabari II:63 “The Messenger said: ‘Abraham told three lies in his life. Two of them were about Allah – his saying “I feel sick” and his saying “The chief idol is the one who did it.”’” Takes one to know one, I suppose.

Lest you get caught up in the snappy dialog and ensuing plot and lose track of the big picture, this is no idol episode in Satan’s story. Smashing these undistinguished representations of nameless gods by baby Ibrahim in an undisclosed location serves as the single most important act tying the Quran to the Towrah so that the Adversary can replace Yahowah. And to make it credible, the Islamic Abraham had to lie and then perpetrate a crime.

Quran 037.090-92 “So, they turned away from him, departing. Then he turned to their gods and said, ‘Do not you eat? What, for you, not you speak?’”

Deprived of place, time, and circumstance, this is like playing charades with the blind. Where was he? Why did he go to these gods? What are their names? Why is he talking to them? If mocking gods is an offense necessitating the consumption of boiling water, why is he ridiculing them? And why, other than to claim Abraham as his own, did Allah co-opt the legacy of the Towrah’s second most important individual to perpetrate this fraud?

Those who have read the Towrah know that ‘Abraham left Ur to pursue a new life. If he had wanted to save his people, he would not have left them behind.

The following Hadith, which was misappropriated from the Talmud, scrambles to make sense of this…

688Tabari II:55 “The people prepared food and placed it before the gods, saying, ‘When we come back the gods will have blessed our food and we will eat.’ When Abraham saw them with the food, he said, ‘Will you not eat?’ And when they did not answer, he said, ‘What ails you that you don’t speak?’

Then he attacked them. He took a piece of iron and cut off each idol’s extremities. When only the largest idol was left, he tied the axe to its hand. When the people came to get their food and saw their gods in this state, they said, ‘An evildoer has done this to our gods.’”

That was from Muhammad’s Sunnah by way of the Jewish Talmud (Genesis Rabbah 38.13). This is from Allah’s Quran…

Quran 037.093-96 “Then he turned upon them, attacking and striking with the right hand. Then they came toward him hastening. He said, ‘Do you worship what you carve.’ While al-Lahu created you and what you make?’”

In trying to be Allahu Akbar, the do-all and be-all of everything, the un-god of Islam couldn’t help tripping on his own fangs. He just admitted that he, himself, had crafted the idols (‘al-Lahu created you and what you make’). Would that make the Rabbi an idolator and polytheist? Perhaps that is why we find him spending so much time in Hell.

Quran 037.097-98 “They said, ‘Build for him a building and throw him into the blazing fire.’ So they contrived a plot against him, but We made them the lowest and humiliated.”

Finally, someone is saved from the fire, albeit this one was a plot of mythical men rather than that of a mythical god. Nonetheless, many false gods became one false god and men were humiliated, so it was a good day for Allah.

While we will pick up the story of Dishonest Abe in a moment, let’s briefly turn to the salient portion of the 21^st surah, named Al Anbiyaa | The Prophets, to make certain we are looking at Islam’s act of self-destruction properly. It, of course, commences with yet another 47-verse rendition of 689the Never-Ending Argument. That is to say the surahs which comprise the Quran are variations on the same theme – merely different recollections of the same recital.

Quran 021.051-55 “And lo, We gave Ibrahim | Abraham his guidance from before, for We knew him well. When he said to his father and his people, ‘What these statues which you to it devoted?’ They said, ‘We found our fathers worshipping them.’

He said, ‘Verily, you and your fathers have been in manifest error.’ They said, ‘Have you come to us with the truth, or are you some jester?’”

This Quranic indulgence, like so many others, emerges out of the blue without reference to the audience, place, time, or nature of the offending religion. Devoid of this context, while replete with incredulous dialogue, the passage is as ridiculous today as it was senseless yesterday.

However, the intent of the Quran isn’t to accurately convey anything that occurred in the lives of the people who engaged with Yahowah. Had that been the case, the Quranic narratives would have replicated the originals in the Towrah. However, since a truthful accounting would have been devastating to Muhammad’s and Allah’s agenda, the lives of these individuals were recrafted such that they would serve Satan’s quest to be worshiped as if he were a god promoted by Muhammad in Arabia.

Every narrative is removed from its original context and then perverted such that it replicates the non-prophet’s struggles in Petra and Yathrib – as is the case here. But that’s a problem because to be perceived as God, Satan must claim the Towrah as his own – since nothing else is as credible. But when he does so while advancing gross perversions of people and events presented within the Towrah, while claiming that his misappropriations confirm the 2,000-year-older and much better-documented text, he reveals that he is lying. And that is what is happening here and elsewhere in the Quran.

690Allah is lying when he pretends to be well acquainted with someone he has never met, and who was one of the most important people in Yahowah’s quest to relate to His people. Proof that he was being duplicitous is found when one compares Yahowah’s account with the Quran’s – something Satan knows not one in a billion people will do. And that is why he prevailed.

‘Abram left Ur in Babylon because he wanted to live apart from those people. If he wanted to change them, even condemn them, he would never have left. Therefore, this iteration of the Never-Ending Argument is being played out on behalf of Muhammad, who was accused of being a Jester in Yathrib – all to make it look as if this non-prophet was similar to the most influential men in history.

In the Towrah, ‘Abraham listens to Yahowah and responds to him. And since the Beryth | Covenant was the sole purpose of their relationship, and it was and remains personal, ‘Abram had no reason to engage in public debate. Further, he had no knowledge of Yahowah in Ur and would not come to know Him until he was on his way to Haran. Their relationship developed within the Promised Land, where the only other individuals Yahowah wanted to include in His family were Sarah and Yitschaq.

Quran 021.056-58 “He said, ‘Nay, your Lord, Lord of the heavens and earth, who created them, and I am the witness to this. And by al-Lahi, lo, I will plot a plan (against) your idols after that you go away, turning backs.’ So he made them pieces, except the biggest of them, so that they might turn to it.”

I know that I’m beginning to sound as repetitious as Allah’s broken Pen, but I’m left with no other responsible option. Rather than building his case for monotheism and against idolatry, the un-god is promoting what he claims to detest. Speaking before pagans in the presence of their idols, Baby Ibrahim validates their religion, telling them that their Lord is the Lord of the Heavens and Earth. He then claims to have witnessed creation, making him 14 691billion years old, or he is taking us back to his pronouncements that the sun, moon, and stars were his Lord when he witnessed them rising. Further incriminating himself, ‘Ibrahim is now the dimwitted schemer as opposed to the one being plotted against. He allegedly tells his undisclosed audience that he intends to (?) their idols as soon as they turn their backs.

Evidently undeterred by the questionable threat against their religious preferences, intolerant Abe dismantled their gods. Save one – the biggest of them. His plan was for them to turn to it – a false god.

Over the course of the past 6,000 years, an unending list of men have created gods in their image and have claimed to be gods. But in all of that time, no one has ever done so more inanely than Muhammad and Allah.

This is one of the most incriminating verses in the Quran. Muhammad did this very thing. The non-prophet took the largest of the pagan idols of the Ka’aba – the Black Stone representing Allah – and promoted it to the exclusion of the others. He broke the smaller rock gods and elevated the biggest one so that his people “might turn to it.”

While it’s not fair to compare anyone to these idiots, this would be like the early Greeks breaking the statues of Athena, Poseidon, and Hermes so that they could worship Zeus as the one true god. How was the biggest idol any more “god” than the less impressive imposters?

While I’ll continue to convey Islam’s version of dishonest Abe to illustrate how Satan worked with Muhammad to craft his religious scam, I would be remiss if I didn’t credit the non-prophet with his first miracle. He just pounded a nail into his own coffin.

The Quranic story continues with these uninspired words which are particularly incredulous since little Ibrahim confessed to the crime before committing it…

692Quran 021.059-70 “They said, ‘Who did this to our gods?’ ‘He is al-zalimina | the cruel tyrant and oppressive lord.’ They said, ‘We heard a youth mention them. He is called Ibrahim.’ They said, ‘Then bring him before eyes of the people that they may bear witness.’ They said, ‘Did you do this to our gods, Ibrahim?’ He said, ‘No. Their chief, the biggest one, did it. Ask them if they can speak.’

So they turned to themselves and said, ‘Lo, you, yourself al-zalimuna | the cruel tyrant (polytheist and disbeliever).’ Then they were turned on their heads, ‘Lo, you know these not speak.’

He said, ‘Then do you worship from besides al-Lahi what does not benefit you anything and not harms you? Fie on you and those you worship from besides al-Lahi. Then have you no sense?’

They said, ‘Burn him, and support your gods, if you are doers.’ We said, ‘O fire be cool and safety for Ibrahim.’ They intended for him a plan, but We made them the greater losers.”

This is one of many places where an accurate definition of zalim fails miserably. It is as if Allah or Muhammad were clueless as to the word’s meaning.

Why would the supposed patriarch of monotheistic religion tell his people that a pagan god smashed lesser idols? Would that not make the idol real? Why would anyone trust a god for whom his principal agent deliberately lies? And since Allah never spoke, why didn’t that shame Muhammad?

The Quranic Abraham called a “god” false because it “cannot harm you.” The implication is that Allah is real because he’s fixated on sadistic torments. That’s not good. Even worse, grammatically, by saying, “Do you then worship besides Allah things that can neither profit you nor harm you?” the implication is that Allah is also impotent.

Also incriminating, the lesson is that gods can be saved by burning men. Is that Allah’s intent?

Pretending that this fable was actually true, why was Allah unable to put out the fire? And while I’m sure the locals laid many a trap for Muhammad, these mythical 693people were not trying to ensnare Ibrahim because, in this case, he actually committed the crime and confessed to it before lying about it and recanting his previous testimony. Sounds like someone else we know.

Now that we have an argument raging and have reshaped Abraham before he left Ur into the image of Muhammad of Arabia, let’s return to the 37^th surah and contrast it with the 21^st. Remember…

Quran 037.097-98 “They said, ‘Build for him a building and throw him into the blazing fire.’ So they contrived a plot against him, but We made them the lowest and humiliated.”

It is followed by…

Quran 037.099-101 “And he said, ‘Lo! I am going unto Rabbi | my Lord. He will guide me. Rabbi, grant me of the righteous.’ So We gave him the good news of a forbearing boy.”

This time, Allah did not intervene, creating the frosty fire. But that is not the point of the story. When his own tribe developed a plot and tried to burn Muhammad’s britches, he flew off to Allah in his dreams. He jumped on a winged donk-mule and cruised to heaven by way of Jerusalem, humiliating himself with his tale of derring-do.

Someone would have done their non-prophet, his un-god, and busted Pen a service if they had synchronized the texts. In the 21^st surah, this was Ibrahim’s disposition…

Quran 021.071 “And We delivered him and Lout to the land (of Israel) which We blessed in it for the worlds of men and jinn.”

This must be a joke. Allah has blessed Israel? Was that the blessing of the PLO or Hamas?

But that is the least of Allah’s worries now because the child of promise was Yitschaq, through whom the Covenant was affirmed and Yisra’el was conceived. But he leads to the dreaded Jews – the Apes and Swine – and to their Covenant with Yahowah. Islam was allegedly born through Ishmael – who was a colossal mistake.

694Quran 037.102 “Then, when he reached working with him, he said, ‘O my son, lo, I have seen in the dream that I sacrificing you. So, what is you view?’ He said: ‘O my father, do what you are commanded. You will find me, if al-Lahu wills, of the patient ones’”

This dialog is bizarre even by Quranic standards. It is as if Muhammad overheard a half dozen stories and tried to tie them all together in one paragraph. Over the course of five sentences, he takes us from a gang of nameless people building a furnace to terrorize Abe to having him terrorize his son. And there is a significant detail missing – the son’s name isn’t stated because Muhammad can’t decide which son should be sacrificed or even where or when the event occurred. But nonetheless, the son is ready to be slaughtered to the voice in dad’s head.

Quran 037.103-107 “Then when they had both surrendered and submitted, and he put him down prostrate on his forehead, We called out to him that O Ibrahim, lo, verily, you have fulfilled the vision. Lo! We, thus, We reward the good-doers. Lo! This verily the trial clear. And We ransomed him with a great sacrifice.”

Until Islam, surrender had been a sign of defeat, and now submission defines the religion. Prostration is a humiliating affirmation of inferiority. And in this case, since the tyrant is sadistic and demonic, and no better than a Snake, an ignorant and immoral, inarticulate and insane serpent at that, what does this say about Muslims?

‘Abraham did not surrender; he agreed under the auspices of freewill. There were no prostrations and no visions associated with the ratification of the Beryth | Covenant. Good was not rewarded. Being right came with benefits. There was no trial; instead, there was a test to ascertain ‘Abraham’s understanding. There was no ransom on this day, nor was there a tremendous victim – unless one recognizes that the truth about something vital to our participation in the Covenant was massacred. The fulfillment of this harbinger of Pesach would not be for another 2,000 years.

695Satan corrupted the inconsequential and passed over everything of value. So, to call this the Cliff Notes version of the story would be unfair. The Towrah’s presentation of these events spans 11 chapters – with each word advancing our understanding of the nature and purpose of this day – which was to affirm the Beryth | Covenant.

The events foreshadowing the fulfillment of Pesach were not a trial – especially for ‘Abraham. All that was tested was his understanding of the conditions and benefits of the Covenant. This event made him a prophet because it points to the most important day in human history – something Allah forgot to share. The ransom would be provided by Dowd, but not for another 40 Yowbel.

The false god continued to impugn his credibility…

Quran 037.108-113 “And We left for him among the later generations. Peace be on Ibrahim. Thus, We reward the good-doers. Lo, verily, he was one of Our believing slaves.

And We gave him the good news of Ishaque | Isaac, a prophet among the good ones. We blessed him and on Ishaque, and of their progeny good-doers and zalimun | cruel tyrants to himself clear.”

As a reward for Abraham’s fulfilling the vision and enduring the trial, Allah predicts the birth of the son he claims he ransomed. Brilliant. And the hollowed memory for posterity is that Ibrahim was a slave – which means he was afforded no options – nullifying the test.

Somewhere, sometime, someone may have done a worse job plagiarizing, but it’s hard to imagine. The omissions, the lack of place, time, and purpose degrade one of the great events in human history.

The original provides such a refreshing change from this drivel that it’s worth a quick review. First, Yahowah sets the scene and unfolds the story chronologically. Bare’syth / Genesis chronicles the lives of ‘Abraham and Sarah beginning in the 11^th chapter, revealing the places they left and lived, the people they encountered, the 696discussions between them and Yahowah, as well as the birth of his son, Ishmael, and their son, Yitschaq.

Yahowah explained that Yshma’‘el would be excluded from the Covenant and He asked ‘Abraham to follow Sarah’s advice and send the boy and his mother, Hagar, out of the Promised Land. He fell out of ‘Abraham’s life and Yahowah’s plans, fading into oblivion.

After carefully explaining the five conditions and five benefits of the Covenant, Yahowah addressed His friend concerning the patriarch’s miracle child from his wife Sarah, making Yitschaq the child of promise and the center of attention. Then in the 22^nd chapter, ‘Abraham, who was now living in Beersheba, was approached by Yahowah.

“It came to be following these conversations that God attempted to ascertain the understanding and examine the appropriateness of the responses by testing ‘Abraham. He wanted to demonstrate proof of his knowledge and comprehension.

He called out to him, ‘‘Abraham!’ Then He said as was His custom, ‘Look to Me. Behold, here I Am. Be especially observant because I am pointing something out to you that is critically important and requires your undivided attention.’ (Bare’syth / Genesis 22:1)

He said, ‘Please choose of your own accord to grasp the hand of your son who is in accord with you – your unique and special child, whom, for the benefit of the relationship, you love, Yitschaq. Then of your own volition walk to the Land of Mowryah | Respect Yah and choose to ascend with him there through this uplifting opportunity upon one of the mountains which I will explain to you.’” (Bare’syth / Genesis 22:2)

It would be a three-day walk, a forty-mile journey, to Mount Moriah which is now scarred with Islamic trophies in the heart of Yaruwshalaim. The details were exceedingly 697important because this all played out as a harbinger of the fulfillment of Passover in this same place, on this same day, by the Son of God, as Dowd served as the Passover Lamb in year 4000 Yah / 33 CE.

“Therefore, ‘Abraham got up early in the morning ready for action and eager to gain information at first light. He saddled his donkey and he selected and brought along two of his young men with him, in addition to Yitschaq, his son. Also, he cut the wood into several planks to elevate the experience.

Then he stood up to confirm and fulfill the mission. He walked to the place serving as the site of the home which, for the benefit of the relationship, the Almighty had told him about. (Bare’syth / Genesis 22:3)

On the third day, ‘Abraham raised his eyes, elevating his perspective, and he saw the place which provides directions to the home and source of life from afar. (Bare’syth / Genesis 22:4)

So ‘Abraham said to his young men, ‘You should remain here with the donkey, and the boy and I will walk this way toward eternity and announce our intentions regarding the restoration of life. Then we will return to you and restore you.’ (Bare’syth / Genesis 22:5)

‘Abraham grasped hold of the wooden planks associated with the uplifting experience and placed them upon Yitschaq, his son. He grasped hold of and accepted in his hand the fire and the knife. Then the two of them walked together in one accord. (Bare’syth 22:6)

And Yitschaq said to ‘Abraham, his father, asking, ‘Father of mine.’ So he responded, ‘Here I am my son.’

Then he said, ‘I see the fire and the pieces of wood, but where is the lamb to enrich and elevate the experience?’ (Bare’syth / Genesis 22:7)

698‘Abraham responded, ‘God will reveal the proper perspective to understand how to approach Him by way of the lamb. He will offer the knowledge we require regarding the event which serves as a witness, my son.’

Then the two of them walked together in one accord, alike in love. (Bare’syth / Genesis 22:8)

When they came to the place where one takes a stand, serving as the source of life which bestows the blessings of the relationship that the Almighty had told him about, there ‘Abraham built an altar, and he arranged the wooden planks. Then he connected these things together with Yitschaq, his son, positioning him accordingly before the altar in conjunction with the upward and ascending nature of the wooden planks. (Bare’syth / Genesis 22:9)

Next, ‘Abraham stretched out his hand and grasped hold of the knife, symbolic of circumcision, moving in the direction of pressing this issue of sacrifice with his son. (Bare’syth 22:10) At this moment, a spiritual messenger of Yahowah called out to him from heaven, and he said, ‘‘Abraham! ‘Abraham!’

He responded, ‘Behold, here I am standing upright and reaching up because I have acknowledged every condition regarding the One this is actually about.’ (Bare’syth 22:11) So, he affirmed and directed, ‘Do not stretch out your hand toward the boy and do not do anything that infringes upon his freewill. Indeed, now and henceforth, I know you profoundly respect and genuinely revere your God. Consequently, you have not withheld your very special and precious son from Me.’” (Bare’syth / Genesis 22:12)

Actual communication from God sets human events in context so that we can learn something. Yahowah not only conveyed the nature of His relationship with man but also explained what was to come, so when it happened, we 699might recognize the significance. So now, here is the rest of the story, presented in the most revealing manner…

“Then (wa) ‘Abraham (‘Abraham – father who raises and lifts up those who stand up and reach up, father of the abundantly enriched, merciful father, and also father of multitudes who are confused and troublesome) lifted up (nasa’ – he raised) his eyes (‘eth ‘ayn huw’ – his perspective accordingly) and looked (wa ra’ah – he became observant, perceiving what was being revealed).

And then (wa) acknowledging the situation regarding the One this was actually about, he observed (hineh – by closely examining and paying attention while standing upright and looking up, he noticed the details in this overall narrative, and he beheld) a lamb (‘ayl – a perfect male leader of the flock, the framework of the doorway, its doorposts and jam, and the upright pillar to support the home, the source of empowerment and health, the noble and mighty one) after this (‘achar – following these things, subsequently in reference to another time) was caught (‘achaz – was seized and held, actually embracing for the idea of providing an inheritance (nifal perfect – for a limited time the ram carries out and endures the effect of the verb, being seized and fastened, attached to support this means to provide a comprehensive inheritance)) in (ba – within and by) the intertwined thicket (sabak – entwined, entangled, twisted, and interwoven circuitous and burdensome thorn bushes; akin to sabyb – circular, sabab – to turn things around, and sabal – by bearing the burdens of others) by (ba) his horns (qeren huw’ – his brilliant rays of light from a supernatural source, his glowing and shining appearance as a result of emitting and radiating light, also his trumpet comprised of a ram’s horn used to signal an important message).

And (wa) ‘Abraham (‘Abraham – father who raises and lifts up those who stand up and reach up, father of the abundantly enriched, merciful father, and also father of 700multitudes who are confused and troublesome) walked over (halak) and accepted (laqach – grasped hold of, obtained, and received) the lamb (ha ‘ayl – the perfect male leader of the flock, the framework of the doorway, its doorposts and jam, and the upright pillar to support the home, the source of empowerment and health, the noble and mighty one). He offered him up, elevating and enriching the uplifting experience (wa ‘alah huw’ la ‘olah – he ascended, going up to lift him up as an acceptable solution for an uplifting opportunity (hifil imperfect – ‘Abraham caused the object, which is the ram, to participate in the uplifting experience and provide ongoing benefits throughout time)) on behalf of (tachath – in place and instead of during an orderly arrangement with one event following after another as an exchange on behalf of the relationship and for the sake of) his son (ben huw’). (Bare’syth / Genesis 22:13)

So (wa) ‘Abraham (‘Abraham – father who raises and lifts up those who stand up and reach up, father of the abundantly enriched, merciful father, and also father of multitudes who are confused and troublesome) designated and proclaimed, calling out (qara’ – announcing the appointment of the welcoming encounter associated with the specified meeting to which he had been invited and summoned creating this proclamation to be read and recited) the name (shem) of His place (ha maqowm ha huw’ – of the site of the home and source of life), ‘God (‘elohym – the Almighty (the Qumran scroll 4QGen/Exod differs from the Masoretic and Septuagint with ‘elohym versus Yahowah)) Reveals (ra’ah – He is seen, experienced, present and encountered, providing perspective and understanding for the observant who pay attention to and consider Him).’

Showing the way to the benefits of the relationship (‘asher – providing an upright, fortuitous, and elevated state, a joyful attitude, and an encouraged mindset to those 701walking the correct way along the proper path to a prosperous life), He spoke (‘amar – He promised and declared) this day (ha yowm) upon (ba) the mountain (har) to observe and understand (ra’ah – to see, look upon, and witness, experiencing and encountering then considering this perspective regarding) Yahowah (Yahowah – an accurate transliteration of the name YaHoWaH, our ‘elowah – God as guided by His towrah – instructions regarding His hayah – existence and our shalowm – reconciliation). (Bare’syth / Genesis 22:14)

The spiritual messenger (wa mal’ak – the supernatural envoy and voice) of Yahowah (Yahowah) called out (qara’ – summoned and invited, met with and welcomed, proclaimed and designated by name, announcing) to (‘el – for the benefit of) ‘Abraham (‘Abraham) a second time (sheny) from the spiritual realm (min ha shamaym – from heaven, the abode of God) (Bare’syth 22:15) and (wa) He said (‘amar), ‘With Me (ba ‘any – by and in My nature) I can fulfill My promise because I have sworn an oath (shaba’ – I have made a solemn vow which I will uphold, affirming My trustworthy nature (nifal perfect – at a point in time the oath will be carried out such that every implications associated with the promise will be endured and received)),’ prophetically announces (na’um – reveals) Yahowah (Yahowah).

‘Indeed (ky ya’an – for the express reason, sincerely and deliberately), for the benefit of the relationship (‘asher – showing the way to an upright and elevated state with a joyful attitude, and thereby encouraging those walking the correct way along the proper path to a prosperous life) you have acted and engaged (‘asah – you have exerted the energy and have endeavored to contribute) in accordance with the message (‘eth ha dabar ha zeh – consistent with these specific statements, this account and narrative which has been recorded and communicated). And therefore (wa), you have not withheld (lo’ chasak – 702restrained or spared, holding back) your son (‘eth ben ‘atah), your unique, special, and beloved child (‘eth yachyd ‘atah). (Bare’syth / Genesis 22:16)

So (ky – as a result and consequently), I will kneel down in love to lift you up, enriching and blessing you (barak barak ‘atah – I will invoke Divine favor upon you and will commend you, I vow to greet you in the most beneficial way and enjoy meetings with you, I will adore you, causing you to prosper, and I will speak of your extraordinary contribution to reconciliation (piel infinitive absolute piel imperfect – ‘Abraham is the beneficiary of the intensity of Yahowah’s blessing and is empowered by it on an ongoing basis throughout time)).

And (wa) I will, to the greatest degree possible, magnify and multiply, abundantly increasing the importance and magnitude of (rabah rabah – I will to an exceedingly great degree, empower, enrich, enlarge, and enhance) your offspring (‘eth zera’ ‘atah – your descendants), similar to (ka – consistent with and comparable to) the light of the stars (kowkab – the luminous heavenly powers in very high places within) of the spiritual realm (ha shamaym – of the abode of God), but also (wa) like (ka – similar to and consistent with) the coarse sand (chowl – the enormity of the sorrow and writhing agony associated with circular reasoning and whirling swords which inflict torturous suffering) which (‘asher) is upon (‘al – on account of) the lips (saphah – the mouth, words, speech, and language but also the edge, boundary, bank, and shoreline; from saphah – those who are swept and snatched away, caught up and destroyed, and saphah – those who are wind-swept and laid bare) of the sea (yam – Mediterranean Sea (Greeks, Romans, and Carthaginians), Dead Sea (Sodom, Gomorrah, and Jordan), or Red Sea (Egypt and Arabia); serving as a metaphor for Gentiles and foreign foes attacking and eroding the borders of the Land). In addition (wa), your offspring (zera’ – 703seed and descendants) shall inherit (yarash – accept) the result of the calculus and reasoning (sha’ar – the economics and cities) of his adversaries (‘oyeb huw’ – his foes, his enemies, and those in hostile opposition to him). (Bare’syth / Genesis 22:17)

And so long as they act independently and are not swayed by societal influences, people of every ethnicity on the earth will be blessed (wa barak kol gowym ha ‘erets – therefore individuals of every nation on earth who act on their own initiative, unaffected by the indoctrination of religion, politics, or patriotism, or without regard for peer pressure or any external influence, will be lifted up (the hitpael stem and perfect conjugation make it clear that the subject is not being acted upon or prejudiced by any prevailing societal influence and that at least for a period of time these individuals act without reservation on their own recognizance, thereby being lifted up based upon their own decision regarding the blessing which results in them being favored)) by way of your descendants (ba zera’ ‘atah – through your seed and offspring).

This reward is a consequence and is merited because (‘eqeb / ‘aqeb – unto the end of time this beneficial result of trusting the evidence which has been made conspicuously visible along the path whereby one embeds their heels to walk upright and unwavering as would Ya’aqob, is being given for the express reason), to show the way to the benefits of the relationship (‘asher – to encourage walking the correct path along the proper route to get the greatest enjoyment out of life in response to this guidance), you actually listened to My voice (shama’ ba qowl ‘any – you heard Me speaking to you).’” (Bare’syth / In the Beginning / Genesis 22:18)

Let us never lose sight of the realization that most of Yahowah’s prophets were Yisra’elites | Israelis. It is, therefore, through ‘Abraham’s and Yitschaq’s descendants that we are shown the proper way to receive the benefits of 704the relationship. While there is only one Covenant, the benefits of being part of God’s everlasting Family are available to everyone, regardless of the pigment of one’s skin or the place of birth. The sole determining factors of who benefits include a willingness to act independently of societal influences and to listen to God. And these are the words Yahowah conveyed through Moseh – the greatest of the prophets. And he revealed this on our behalf, walking us through every aspect of what would occur, because He wanted us to know why, when, where, and for whom His beloved, Dowd, would fulfill this prophecy so that when this occurred, we would benefit from His Son’s sacrifice.

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Returning to Arabia, Ishaq replays the incredulous fantasy in front of Nimrod rather than in the hall of idols. After daring the gods to talk, Abraham is questioned by a king who died centuries earlier.

Tabari II:57 “‘Have you seen this Allah whom you worship and whose worship you call others? Who is he?’ Abraham replied, ‘My Lord, Who gives life and causes death.’”

The question was without a good answer, so he did the old political sidestep. But it is interesting to note that neither the mythological Ibraham nor Muhammad ever saw Allah. This is the antithesis of ‘Abraham and Moseh who both met with Yahowah frequently.

Tabari II:57 “Nimrod said, ‘I give life and cause death.’” They chatted about this for a while and then Abraham said, “‘Allah causes the sun to rise in the East, so can you make it rise in the West?’” Tabari II:57 “Knowing that it was as Abraham said, Nimrod was ashamed. He gave no answer; he knew that he was not able to do that. Allah said, ‘Thus was the unbeliever abashed’ – that is to say, the proof was against him.” Now that Muslims know 705that the sun does not follow Allah’s commands, shouldn’t they be ashamed? Isn’t the proof clearly against them?

Tabari II:58 “They pushed Abraham into the furnace. Then the heavens and earth and all creatures therein except humans and jinns shouted to Allah, ‘Our Lord! Abraham, the only one on your earth who worships you, is being burned in fire for your sake. Permit us to help him.’ [Everybody talks to Allah except humans and demons. Who might the others be?] Allah answered, ‘I am his friend. I will protect him. O fire! Be cool and peace for Abraham.’” So, following this fireside chat, we read…

Tabari II:58 “Imprison him in a building and cast him into Hell. … Abraham raised his head [and contradicted most all of what we have read thus far], ‘You are alone in heaven and I am alone on earth.’…Had Allah not followed the command for coolness with peace, Abraham would have frozen to death.” Perhaps since this god thing isn’t working out for him, Allah may have a future in comedy.

Tabari II:62 “Abraham and Lot set out for Syria. On the way Abraham met Sarah, who was the daughter of the king of Harran.”

Actually, ‘Abram left Ur for Haran traveling along the banks of the Euphrates River. He was accompanied by his father, Terach, his wife, Sarai, and his nephew, Lowt. Therefore, Muhammad remains especially clueless, even for a non-prophet.

Tabari II:62 “She had criticized her people about their religion, so he married her since he would be able to have a believing wife without having to convert her.” This implies that she became a Muslim by criticizing religion. And yet, he married her because being religious was beneficial. Seems a bit hypocritical. Moreover, ‘Abraham was a bit of a scallywag. He twice pimped out Sarah for financial gain. By contrast, Sarah’s conduct was exemplary.

Tabari II:62 “Then Abraham went forth, a fugitive for the sake of his Lord…to practice his religion and worship safely.” Why would Abe fear for his safety after being saved from the 706fridged fire? And why, if he was God’s messenger, did he leave town? Shouldn’t he have stayed in Babylon?

Recasting Abraham was more important. Muhammad fled Mecca as a fugitive. He ran to Yathrib, today’s Medina, because some pagans promised to protect him. The revisionist Abraham makes the cowardly Muhammad appear somewhat less incompetent.

Tabari II:62 “He settled in Harran. Then he left as a fugitive and traveled to Egypt which was under the rule of one of the earliest Pharaohs.” Well, not exactly. The first Egyptian ruler was probably the Scorpion King. He ruled more than five hundred years before ‘Abraham’s arrival. Moreover, Haran was just a stopover for ‘Abraham on his way to the Promised Land. He would only travel to Mitsraym to transition through a seasonal drought.

I suspect that some rabbi, reading the Towrah as I have done, figured out that the real hero was Sarah… Tabari II:62 “Sarah was one of the best humans ever. She would not disobey Abraham in any way.” That was Muhammad’s idea of a perfect woman – not ‘Abraham’s or Yahowah’s. In actuality, Sarah was a handful. She was an independent thinker with a strong personality.

From Bukhari’s Book of Belief: Bukhari:V1B2N28 “The Prophet said: ‘I was shown the Hell Fire and the majority of its dwellers were women who are disbelievers or ungrateful.’ When asked what they were ungrateful for, the Prophet answered, ‘All the favors done for them by their husbands.’”

Muhammad didn’t care much for women. Every chance he got, he demeaned them.

Next, we endure Islamicized Ab’s encounter with Pharaoh. According to Islam, Ajar / Hagar (?) once belonged to a humiliated pagan…

Bukhari:V3B47N803 “Allah’s Messenger said, ‘The Prophet Abraham migrated with Sarah. The people (of the town where they migrated) gave her Ajar (i.e. Hajar). Sarah returned and said to 707Abraham, “Do you know that Allah has humiliated that pagan and he has given a slave-girl for my service?”’

Leaving Pharaoh, Abraham tells Sarah, Bukhari:V1B22N28 & Tabari II:63 “You are my sister in Allah, for in all this land there are no Muslims except ourselves.”

‘Abraham and Sarah were step-siblings in the sense that ‘Abraham’s father married Sarah’s mother. Unfortunately, however, ‘Abram would say to Abimelech about her, “She really is my sister, the daughter of my father, only not the daughter of my mother. And she became my wife.” (Genesis 20:12)

That was not true. In Bare’syth 11:31, we read, “And Terach took ‘Abram, his son, and Lot, the son of Haran, his grandson, and Sarai, his daughter-in-law, his son ‘Abram’s wife, and they went out together from Ur of the Chaldeans in order to enter the land of Canaan. They went as far as Haran and settled there.”

‘Abraham was not a good man, just the only man predisposed to leaving Babel for the Beryth. And while he was plenty rough around the edges, Yahowah made the most of the opportunity, such that the relationship was productive and they became family and friends.

Some of what follows includes: Tabari II:63 “Hagar was of good appearance and Sarah gave her to Abraham, saying, ‘Take her. You may take pleasure in Hagar, for I have permitted it.’”

“The Messenger said, ‘When you conquer Egypt treat its people well. They’re kin and deserve protection.’”

“Abraham left Egypt for Syria, for he was afraid of the Egyptian king and anxious about his evil ways. He settled in Beersheba in the land of Palestine, which is the desert of Syria.”

While there are elements of this story which come indirectly from the Towrah by way of the Talmud, it is flavored with the standard Muslim embellishments. One such addition is revealing. There was no Palestine during Abraham’s life – only Philistines. The inaccurate name was 708first used by the Roman Emperor Hadrian, 2,100 years after Abraham’s passing. This vicious and despotic Roman came upon the name and used it to discredit Judea after a rabbi told him that the Philistines had once been the enemies of Jews. The anti-Semitic Roman replaced Judea with Philistia, which became “Palestine” among European elitists. The patriarch actually came to the land of Canaan, named after his great, great uncle. It was not in Syria.

That said, the purpose of these Hadith embellishments was more sinister. They were composed after the fact, and likely in the 9^th century CE, to justify Muhammad’s embarrassing sexual exploits followed by Allah’s even more embarrassing endorsement of what is tantamount to rape and pedophilia in the Quran.

The object of Muhammad’s lust was a child, a beautiful slave girl allegedly named Mariyah, which in Hebrew means “Contentious with and Embittered against Yahowah” – how appropriate for Islam and Allahu Akbar. She, like Hagar, was an Egyptian slave, albeit a Copt Christian child in Muhammad’s case. Mariyah | Opposed to Yah, along with her sister and a donkey were “gifts” to Muhammad from a fictitious Egyptian governor in Alexandria, Egypt designated as al-Muqawqis.

Al-Tabari recounts the story of Mariyah’s | Maria’s arrival from Egypt in year 6 AH / 626 CE:

Tabari VI:131 “In this year Hatib b. Abi Baltaah came back from al-Muqawqis bringing Mariyah and her sister Sirin, his female mule Duldul, his donkey Yafur, and sets of garments. With the two women al-Muqawqis had sent a eunuch, and the latter stayed with them. Hatib had invited them to become Muslims before he arrived with them, and Mariyah and her sister did so. The Messenger of God lodged them with Umm Sulaym bt. Milhan. Mariyah was beautiful. The prophet sent her sister Sirin to Hassan b. Thabit and she bore him Abd al-Rahman b. Hassan.”

The story of Muhammad, who would have been a weather-beaten and bloodied 56-year-old mass murderer at 709the time, engaging in rape and pedophilia by indulging in perverted sex with a child slave, is explained in this narrative from The Book of the Kind Treatment of Women. If searching for verification, it is published by Sunnah.com under “Sayings and Teachings of Prophet Muhammad” (MHBTIHF ~ May He Be Tormented in Hell Forever) – okay, I added the last part.

“Anas said: The Messenger of Allah had a female-slave with whom he had intercourse, but Aishah and Hafsah would not leave him alone until he said that she was forbidden for him. Then Allah, the Mighty and Sublime, revealed: ‘O Prophet! Why do you forbid (for yourself) that which Allah has allowed to you.’ until the end of the Verse.” (Sunan an-Nasa’I 3959 – The Book of the Kind Treatment of Women)

Granted, it’s hard to fathom that two billion people would call a rapist and pedophile a “prophet,” but it is even harder to comprehend why anyone would be a Muslim knowing that Allah condoned this behavior in the Quran. This tawdry tale of sexual abuse not only destroys Muhammad’s reputation and condemns Allah while repudiating the Quran – it is brazen. For a rational, informed, and moral individual, there is but one conclusion: the Quran and Sunnah exist to satiate Muhammad’s and Allah’s desires.

So, while we are here, wallowing in the darkest recesses of Muhammad’s Sunnah and Allah’s Quran, let’s pound some additional nails into their coffin. The following citations are from Tafsir | Explanations of the Quran. At issue, after Muhammad began raping the child, two of the non-prophet’s “wives” complained, telling him that it was disgusting and that he should be ashamed.

Aisha was six when Muhammad first raped her – although the Hadith claim they just fooled around in bed for three years until she was nine. He would have been 50 at the time. I say “rape” because a child cannot offer consent. Aisha was Abu Bakr’s daughter – the first convert 710to Islam and the first caliph. She was 12 years old when Mariyah | Contentious with Yah was dragged into the non-prophet’s brothel – the improvised Mosque in Medina.

The other “wife” in Muhammad’s growing collection of sex toys, was Hafsa. She was the child of Umar ibn al-Khattab – the second caliph of Islam – demonstrating the path to power in this religion. Hafsa was a veritable adult by comparison because she was only 35 years younger than Allah’s Messenger. At Umar’s urging, Muhammad “married” her in AH 3 following his first terrorist raid and plunder of civilians at Badr. Her husband died trying to enrich Muhammad.

Unlike Allah, Aisha and Hafsa recognized that the rape of a child slave was no bueno…

“‘O Prophet! Why do you prohibit what God has made lawful for you, in terms of your Coptic handmaiden Mariyah,’ when he lay with her in the house of Hafsa, who had been away, but who upon returning (and finding out) became upset by the fact that this had taken place in her own house and on her own bed – by saying, ‘She is unlawful for me!,’ seeking, by making her unlawful (for you), to please your wives?

And God is Forgiving, Merciful, having forgiven you this prohibition. ‘Allah has already ordained for you (Muslims) the dissolution of your oaths. And Allah is your protector, and He is the Knowing, the Wise.’

‘Verily God has prescribed, He has made lawful, for you the absolution of your oaths, to absolve them by expiation, as mentioned in the surat al-Ma’ida (Quran 005.089) and the forbidding of (sexual relations with) a handmaiden [female slave] counts as an oath,’ so did the Prophet expiate? Muqatil said, ‘He set free a slave for his prohibition of Mariyah; whereas al-Hasan said, ‘He never expiated, because the Prophet has been forgiven (all errors).’

And God is your Protector, your Helper, and He is the Knower, the Wise. ‘And (remember) when the Prophet confided to one of his wives a statement; and when she informed (another) of it and Allah showed it to him, he made known part of it and ignored 711a part. And when he informed her about it, she said, “Who told you this?” He said, “I was informed by the Knowing, the Acquainted.”’” Tafsir of Al-Jalalayn on Quran 66:1-3

Only in Islam: Heavenly pillow talk for exonerating the perpetrator and pervert while condemning the victim. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving.

Tafsir of Al-Jalalayn on Quran 66:1-3 continued… “And, mention, when the Prophet confided to one of his wives, namely, Hafsa, a certain matter, which was his prohibition of Mariyah, telling her: ‘Do not reveal it!;’ but when she divulged it, to Aisha, reckoning there to be no blame in such a thing, and God apprised him, He informed him, of it, of what had been divulged, he announced part of it, to Hafsa, and passed over part, out of graciousness on his part. So when he told her about it, she said, ‘Who told you this?’ He said, ‘I was told by the Knower, the Aware, namely, God.’”

Muhammad acted badly, got caught, admitted that he had been wrong to rape the child, and then told his wife to hide the truth. Then he had his god condemn her for telling another wife what he had done.

In Tafsif of ibn Kathir on Quran 66:1-3, we read: “The messenger of Allah, peace and prayer of Allah be upon him, was having sexual relations with a female slave which he had, but Aisha and Hafsa would not cease to bother him about it until he forbid himself to continue it, until Allah praised and glorious brought down a verse saying, ‘O prophet, why do you forbid to yourself what Allah has allowed’ until the end of the verse.

Ibn Jarir said... ‘The messenger of Allah, peace and prayer of Allah be upon him had sex with Um Ibrahim (Mariyah Al-Qibtiyah) in the house of some of his women. Then she (Hafsah) said ‘Hey messenger of Allah! In my house and upon my bed?!’ Then the prophet made it forbidden (for him to have sex with her). Then she said ‘Hey messenger of Allah, how will you forbid what is allowed to you?’ Then he swore not to have sex with her. Then Allah revealed ‘Oh prophet why do you forbid what Allah has made allowable to you?”’”

712While lurid, this is important because it demonstrates that second only to repositioning Satan as God, the Quran and Hadith came to exist to justify Muhammad’s lust for perverted sex, stolen wealth, and fame through conquest. The stories pertaining to Sarah offering Hagar were tailored to make Muhammad’s rape of an Egyptian slave seem “prophet-like” while impugning Aisha’s (herself a victim of the non-prophet’s preference for pedophilia) and Hafsah’s morality by contrasting their disapproval to Sarah’s encouragement. And in that vein, here is an affirming Tafsir | Explanation…

Tafsir Al-Jalalayn on Quran 66:4-5 “If you two (Aisha and Hafsa) repent to Allah, (it is best), for your hearts have deviated. But if you cooperate against him – then indeed Allah is his protector, and Gabriel and the righteous of the believers and the angels, moreover, are (his) assistants.

If the two of you, namely, Hafsa and Aisha, repent to God … for your hearts were certainly inclined, towards the prohibition of Mariyah, that is to say, your keeping this secret despite the Prophet’s dislike of it, which is itself a sin…against him, that is, the Prophet, in what he is averse to, then (know that) God, He is indeed his Protector, His supporter, and Gabriel, and the righteous among the believers, Abu Bakr and Umar is a supplement to the locus of the subject of inna (‘God’), who will (also) be his supporters, and the angels furthermore, further to the support of God and those mentioned, are his supporters, assistants of his, in supporting him (to prevail) over both of you. ‘Perhaps his Lord, if he divorced you, would substitute for him wives better than you – submitting, believing, devoutly obedient, repentant, worshipping, and traveling – previously married and virgins.”

Paraphrased, “Submit and be devoutly obedient to Muhammad, believing him and worshipping him, or Allah will have your fathers murder you and then Allah will replace you with better, virginal girls and the widows of men his goons have killed.”

Appropriately named At-Tahrim | Prohibition, the 66^th surah sanctifies the abuse of women and girls, particularly 713pedophilia and rape, while exonerating the perpetrator and condemning the victims. It is one of the signs and proofs that the Quran was the worst book ever attributed to God – not worth the paper it wasn’t written on…

Quran 066.001 “O Prophet, why do you forbid (for yourself) what al-Lahu has made lawful for you, seeking the approval of your consorts / wives? And al-Lahu Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.

Quran 066.002 Lo, al-Lahu has ordained for you (O Muslim men) the dissolution of your oaths. And al-Lahu is your Maula | Lord and Master. He the All-Knower, the All-Wise.

Quran 066.003 And when the Prophet [May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels Infect his Crotch (to cite an Islamic favorite)] confided (disclosing a fact in confidence) a statement to one of his wives; so when she divulged it (to another, Aisha), al-Lahu made it known to him a part of it and avoided a part. Then when he told her (Hafsa) about it, she said, ‘Who told you this?’ He said, ‘The All-Knower, the All-Aware has told me.’

Quran 066.004 If you two (women, namely Aisha and Hafsa) repent to al-Lahi (it will be better for you). Your hearts have been impaired and have deviated. But if you backup each other against him (Muhammad) – then, lo, verily, al-Laha is his Maula | Lord and Master as well as Protector, and Jibrael | Gabriel, and the righteous of the believers, and, furthermore, the angels are (his) assistants.

Quran 066.005 Perhaps, just maybe, his Lord, if he divorced you that will substitute for him wives better than you – submissive, faithful, obedient, repentant, who worship, who fast – previously married and virgins.

Quran 066.006 O who believe, ward of from yourselves and your families a Fire whose fuel is people and stones, over which angels stern, severe, who never disobey al-Laha what He Commands of them.”

To believe that this rubbish justifying lying, reneging on sworn oaths, owning sex slaves, and raping little girls, while condemning the victims of sexual abuse, threatening to eliminate them and replace them with obedient and starving submissives was written in a book by a god who 714fuels hell’s fires with the bodies of men before the universe was created, you are an idiot – not to mention, immoral and irrational, too.

Is it any wonder the sadistic savages who ripped the clothes off of Jewish teenagers at a music festival and gang raped them, who stabbed them and shot them while continuing to desecrate their dead bodies, were Muslims? Allah, no doubt, applauded, and Muhammad would have joined them.

Before leaving this horrific story regarding the sexual exploits of the Pedophile Prophet and his rape-sanctioning deity, there is something more you should know about Mariyah | Maria. Muslim 37:6676 “Anas reported that a person (a Coptic slave whose name was Mabur, who was the cousin of Mariyah | Maria (al-Qibtiyyah)) was charged with fornication with the slave-girl of Allah’s Messenger (i.e. Mariyah al-Qibtiyya). Thereupon Allah’s Messenger said to Ali: ‘Go and strike his neck.’

Ali came to him and he found him in a well making his body cool. Ali said to him: ‘Come out, and as he took hold of his hand and brought him out, he found that his sexual organ had been cut. Hadrat Ali refrained from striking his neck. He came to Allah’s Apostle and said: ‘Allah’s Messenger, he has not even the sexual organ with him.’”

Then this from Al-Mustadrak ‘ala al-Sahihayn by Imam Hakim: “Aisha said: Mariyah | Maria was presented to the prophet of Islam (as a slave woman) and her cousin (a Coptic male slave) was with her. After a while Maria became pregnant. Upon that, the people started slandering that since he (the prophet of Islam) needed child, he related the son of that slave-man to himself. Since Maria, as a mother, didn’t have enough breast milk, they fed him by sheep’s milk that’s why he (the son Ibrahim) was fat.

Aisha said: ‘Once the prophet brought him to me and asked what I thought about him, I replied, “Everyone fed by sheep’s milk will get fat.” The holy prophet said, “Doesn’t he look like me?” Aisha said, “I jealously said, ‘No.” And then the prophet heard of the untrue accusations of people toward Mariyah | Maria. Upon that the prophet sent Ali to kill her cousin.’”

715And yet, Muhammad persisted in his jealousy, if we are to believe Al-Badaya wa Al-Nahaya by Ibn Kathir: “Anas said, when Ibrahim was born to Mariyah, then Muhammad became doubtful if Ibrahim was really his son or not. Upon that angel Jibrael came to him and said, ‘Peace be upon you, O the Father of Ibrahim (i.e. confirmed to him that Ibrahim was indeed his son).’”

Affirming that I was correct in connecting these stories regarding the Hadith pertaining to Sarah allegedly telling Abraham that he could sexually exploit her Egyptian slave girl, we find that Muhammad named his son Ibrahim | Abraham.

In contravention of Shari’ah Law, whereby the slander against Mariyah | Embittered Against Yah should have been treated as qadhf and punished along with Aisha’s ifk with fifty lashes, Muhammad chose murder. His own rules did not apply to him.

Incidentally, Allah contradicted Jibrael, saying in Quran 033.040 “Muhammad is not the father of one of your men, but the Messenger of al-Lahi and the last of the prophets. And ever is al-Lahu of all things knowing.”

The following was written by a scholar on the influence on Islamic Law and society and presented on WikiIslam.net:

“The use of Mariyah sexually by the prophet, like every aspect of the prophet’s life, provides an example for later Muslims and the religious justification for the sexual exploitation of slave women by Muslim men. Her sexual exploitation by Muhammad was in continuity with the practice of the pagan Arabs and was continued by later Islamic empires and movements, up to the very current day with the ISIS terrorist organization taking Yazidi girls in Iraq as sex slaves on the prophetic model.

Since Mariyah also bore Muhammad a son and was thus an umm-walad | mother of a boy for the prophet, her 716story was integral to later Islamic discourse about the place of the sons of slave women in Islamic societies. Since the raiding for sexual slaves formed a large part of the wealth-building enterprise undertaken by later Islamic caliphates and empires such as the Umayyads, Abbasids and many others the number of children born to slave women quickly proliferated in Islamic society. There were so many children of concubines in Islamic society that several contenders for the throne of the caliphate ended up being the children of slave women.” (Concubines and Courtesans: Women and Slavery in Islamic History by Oxford University Press, and The Encyclopedia of Islam)

Returning to our regular and revolting programming, the story of Islamic Ibrahim continues to be told in the Hadith… Tabari II:66 “Abraham dug a well in Beersheba…and said, ‘Drink from it and do not let a menstruating woman dip water from it.’” Muhammad, a sexual libertine if there ever was one, hated menstruation with a passion. As we know, he said that the reason Allah’s Stone turned from white to black was “it was fingered by menstruating women.”

And as sick as that sounds, this next Hadith is used by Muslims to justify brutalizing their daughters.

Tabari II:72 “Sarah swore to cut something off of Hagar. ‘I shall cut off her nose, I shall cut off her ear – but no, that would deform her. I will circumcise her instead.’ So she did that, and Hagar took a piece of cloth to wipe the blood away. For that reason women have been circumcised and have taken pieces of cloth down to today.” There are 250 million Muslim women who were sexually mutilated by their parents – all to ensure their virginity, which claims a higher dowry.

Tabari II:66 “A menstruating woman came and dipped water from the well. Whereupon the water dried up.” While I do not know the connection, the next paragraph begins: Tabari II:68 “When Allah wished to destroy Lot’s people, he sent his messengers to Abraham, commanding him to leave their community. [Weren’t we just told that the only two Muslims were Abe and Sarah? 717Abraham was in Beersheba, not Sodom, so why ask him to leave?] They had done vile deeds which no one in the two worlds had done before, disbelieving their prophets and rejecting the good counsel which Lot brought them from their Lord. The messengers were ordered to visit Abraham and give him and Sarah tidings of the coming of Isaac and also of Jacob who was to come after him.”

For Islam to have any hope of being credible, the good news had to be of Ishmael, not Isaac. Jacob wasn’t Sarah’s kid, and neither Jacob nor Isaac are of any value to Islam.

At this point, the Muslim mathematicians jumped into the fray… Tabari II:68 “Abraham was sixteen when he was thrown into the fire, and Isaac was seven when he was sacrificed, while Sarah was ninety when she bore him. The place of his sacrifice was about two miles from Bayt Iliya [?]. When Sarah learned what Allah wanted with Isaac, she fell ill for two days and died on the third. Sarah was 127 when she died.” Muslim math is as confused as Muslim science. So much for Arabic numerals.

Beyond this, ‘Abraham was never thrown into a fire. Yitschaq was ten when he and his father walked to Mount Moriah. And Isaac was not sacrificed. Sarah was 91 when her son was born. Mowryah was 40 miles from Beersheba. There is no indication that Sarah was ever ill. She was, however, 127 when she died – but we can credit rabbis for doing the calculations.

Now we get to the important part. Tabari II:69 “After Ishmael and Isaac were born, Allah commanded Abraham to build a House for Him in which He would be worshipped and His name mentioned.” This must be the House that Allah didn’t build in heaven, that Adam didn’t build, that Seth didn’t build, that Noah didn’t circumnavigate after Allah didn’t raise it above the flood.

Tabari II:69 “Abraham did not know exactly where he was expected to build it, since Allah had not made this clear [nor anything else], and he felt uneasy in the matter. Some scholars say that Allah sent the Sakinah to him [a rip-off of the Talmudic Shekhinah] to show him where to build the House. The Sakinah 718went with Abraham, who was also accompanied by his wife Hagar [Hagar was never ‘Abraham’s wife and Muslims know it.] and his son Ishmael, who was a small boy.”

The inclusion of Sakinah / Shekhinah is yet another confirmation that Muhammad was reliant on the rabbis in Yathrib for his Quran and Sunnah rather than Allah. Shekhinah is a product of Judaism. It appears throughout the Talmud (as well as the Mishnah, Midrash, Targum, and Zohar) to represent the divine presence of HaShem dwelling among them. While it is from shachen | neighbor and mishkan | dwelling, shekhinah does not appear in the hand of Yahowah’s prophets. It is found only among Jews (and now Muslims) advancing a religious agenda.

Rabbis are enthralled with this invention because it gives them the ability to project their G-d’s presence wherever it suits them. They use Shekhinah to beguile their brethren into believing that their Babylonian Talmud, which they erroneously call Torah, is so important, the Shekhinah of HaShem hovers over it when they read it. Even though Yahowah never asks anyone to pray, according to the rabbis, the Shekhinah of their G-d is present when a minion (ten Jews praying) is formed to bob their heads while reciting religious prayers by rote. When the rabbis preside with three judges, it is Shekhinah Time. And according to the Talmud, the Shekhinah migrated with the rabbis during the Diaspora – providing the highest of six types of holy fire.

The oddest instance of religious Jews controlling their G-d through the application of the Shekhinah is found in the 16^th-century Kabbalist writings of the mystic rabbi, Isaac ben Solomon Luria Ashkenazi, commonly known in Jewish religious circles as Ha’ari, Ha’ari Hakodosh, or Arizal. He is the father of contemporary Kabbalah – which is why they transferred Dowd’s title, ha Qodesh | the Most Set Apart, to him. Ha’ari Hakodosh, like Muhammad, was a big talker and sparce writer. He preferred rhythmic 719recitals and rhyme to reason. One such poem has become a cult classic in Judaism and is sung to bless the Shabbat meal on Friday evenings…

“Let us invite the Shekhinah with a newly laid table and with a well-lit menorah that casts light on all heads. Three preceding days to the right, three succeeding days to the left, and amid them the Sabbath bride with adornments she goes, vessels and robes. May the Shechinah become a crown through the six loaves on each side through the doubled-six may our table be bound with the profound Temple service.”

The Zohar (the ‘bible’ of rabbinic mysticism in Kabballah) states…

“One must prepare a comfortable seat with several cushions and embroidered covers, from all that is found in the house, like one who prepares a canopy for a bride. For the Shabbat is a queen and a bride. This is why the masters of the Mishna used to go out on the eve of Shabbat to receive her on the road, and used to say, ‘Come, O bride, come, O bride!’ And one must sing and rejoice at the table in her honor...one must receive the Lady with many lighted candles, many enjoyments, beautiful clothes, and a house embellished with many fine appointments.”

This tradition of the Shekhinah as the Shabbat Bride is prevalent in the homes of religious Jews even up to this day and is projected upon the role Jewish wives play in orchestrating the religious rituals associated with the Queen of Shabbat. Perhaps Muhammad was unaware, Shekhinah is feminine in Hebrew.

After affirming that rabbis rather than Allah inspired Muhammad, his adopted son augmented the Sunnah Tradition… Tabari II:69 “A man came to Ali bin Talib [Muhammad’s adopted son, his son-in-law, and future Caliph], and said, ‘Will you tell me about the House?’ He replied, ‘It was the first built with the blessing of the standing-place of Abraham, and 720whoever enters it will be safe. If you wish, I will tell you how it was built. Allah said to Abraham, “Build Me a House on earth!” Abraham felt uneasy, so He sent the Sakinah.

The Sakinah is a gale-force wind with two heads, and one head followed the other until they reached Mecca and coiled up at the site of the House, the way a snake coils.’”

Based upon what we have read in the Quran and Sunnah, and what I have come to know of him, it has been my contention from the beginning that Allah is Satan, the Serpent in the Garden. Using this metaphor to describe Allah’s presence supports this exceedingly well-supported conclusion. Here, the Sakinah, which is presented as the presence of god, is a two-headed snake – a spiritual tempest – because, in both Hebrew and Arabic, ruwach is the word for “wind” and “spirit.” And when depicted as a gale, the spirit is demonic.

Mecca is nearly a thousand miles from Beersheba. These places are separated by rugged mountains and virtually impassible desert. There is no plausible way a hundred-year-old man, a slave girl, and a small child could have endured such a journey. And this may be why neither Muhammad nor Allah ever bothered to tell us how they accomplished the implausible.

Tabari II:70 “Abraham was commanded to build where the Sakinah had rested. When he had finished it except for one stone [guess which one], the boy went away to build something else. But Abraham said, ‘No, I still need one more stone, as I still order you.’ So the boy went looking, and when he found one he brought it to Abraham. But Abraham had already set the Black Stone in place. He said, ‘Father, who brought you this Stone?’ Abraham answered, ‘It was Gabriel who brought it to me from heaven.’ Then the two of them finished it.”

And I could have sworn that Muhammad told us that the stone was brought to earth by Adam. (Tabari I:298) Was he lying then or now?

721Pointing out another incongruity, Gabry’el | God’s Most Competent and Courageous Man, Dowd | David, the gibowr | most capable, courageous, and combative man of Yahowah, would not be born for another nine centuries. But let’s not let facts get in the way of faith. The rock pile of pagan gods would not be monotheistic prior to Allah’s arrival. Hence, the Black Stone.

Version two follows. It is also from Ali… Tabari II:70 “When he built it, he went forth and left Hagar and Ishmael behind. Ishmael became very thirsty. Hagar climbed Safa to look for water but saw nothing. Then she went to Marwah, but the same thing happened. Then she returned to Safa and looked around, but could not find Ishmael. After looking seven times without success she said, ‘Ishmael, you have died where I cannot see you.’”

You may be wondering why she would look for water now and yet not have bothered during the three-month desert crossing. You may be wondering why she would look on the top of barren mountains (which are found in Petra and not in Mecca) rather than in a valley oasis. You may be wondering why she repeated the process seven times, endangering the life of her child – doing the same thing while expecting a different result. The answer is Islam. Muhammad needed to make the hajj rites appear religious. Even today Muslims are required to perform the ritual of Sa’ee, where they run between these rocks seven times. This explains why they do it.

However, there were problems. Abraham was supposed to be the father of Islam. In this Hadith, he didn’t perform any of the rites. He merely re-re-re-rebuilt the house of rocks and bailed. And the one who performed the act which became the basis of the Islamic ritual, Hagar, left Islam’s most important child alone in the desert (as did Muhammad’s mother, not so coincidentally).

The sacred well of Zamzam needed credibility too, so... Tabari II:70 “The boy scraped the ground with his finger and 722the spring of Zamzam welled up. Hagar began to dam up the water, but Gabriel said, ‘Leave it.’”

In the versions that follow, we’re told, “Abraham and Ishmael set out for Mecca. They took pickaxes without knowing where the house was. So Allah sent a wind, which had two wings and a head of a snake. It swept the area around the Ka’aba clear for them to build the foundations of the original House.”

Not on the foundations, nor to see the foundations, but to build the foundations of the original House. “This was when Allah said, ‘When We prepared for Abraham the place of the House.’” [Quran 022:026 – more from it momentarily]

Since three contradictory versions were not enough…

Tabari II:71 “Allah commanded Abraham to build the House and to call on humanity to perform the pilgrimage. He left Syria with his son Ishmael and his mother Hagar.

Allah sent the Sakinah which had the power of speech. Abraham followed it to Mecca. When it came to the place of the House, it spun round and round and said to Abraham, ‘Build on me! Build on me!’”

Allah’s House was built at the urging of a Snake – albeit with an assist from the Babylonian Talmud and rabbinic Judaism’s Shekhinah. Perfect.

It is also telling to hear Muhammad state, at Allah’s insistence, that rather than following Yahowah’s instructions to banish Ishmael so that the Covenant could be developed through Sarah’s son, Yitschaq, we now find Ibrahim with Hagar and her son Ishmael. Allah’s non-prophet had a religion to sell, no matter how many lies he had to tell.

Tabari II:71 “Abraham laid the foundations and raised the House, working with Ishmael until they came to the cornerstone. Abraham said, ‘O my little son, find me a stone which I can put here as a sign to the people.’ He brought him a stone, but Abraham did not like it. When Ishmael came back the cornerstone had already been brought and put in place.”

723After failing math, science, and history, Islam is failing architecture. The cornerstone is the first rock laid, not the last. And cornerstones are big, rectangular, and structurally sound. The Allah Stone is small, oval, and crumbled. But again, it wasn’t by accident. Dowd | David stands as the cornerstone of the Home of Yahowah and the Covenant Family atop Mowryah, so you-know-who was desperate to be just like him.

Out of curiosity, how was Abraham supposed to call humanity to this place? The valley was uninhabited. It was in the middle of a foreboding desert. If Mecca, the first settlement wouldn’t be established for another two millennia. Further, the Islamic Ibrahim was piling unhewn, unmortared rocks in a desert ravine. The first heavy rain would have done it in.

Perhaps the fifth version of the mythical Abraham in imaginary Mecca will be more rational. After circumcising Hagar, rather than cutting off her nose, the estranged wife adds to the fable… Tabari II:72 “Sarah said, ‘She will not live in the same town with me.’ So Allah told Abraham to go to Mecca, where there was no House at the time. He took Hagar and her son and put them there… Allah pointed out to Abraham the place to build the House [which would make Allah the snake].… When they reached Mecca, there was nothing there but acacia trees.”

If that is true, Muhammad’s earlier accounts must have been false. And even here, snippets are expunged from the Towrah, interpreted in the Talmud, and adjusted by Muhammad to serve Islam.

Tabari II:72 “The House at the time was but a hill of red clay… When he was done, Abraham headed back to Syria… Gabriel dug out Zamzam with his heel for Ishmael.”

All we can assume is that neither Muhammad nor Allah had a clue as to how these rock gods came to be piled up in Petra and then moved to Mecca. These wildly divergent explanations are preceded and followed by dozens more. It is as if the un-god and his non-prophet want 724Muslims to believe that truth can be found in a pile of lies, if only the pile is big enough and explained often enough. The Traditions move on to recount a variety of patriarchal Meccan visits. Never mind that Mecca didn’t exist. Muhammad wants us to believe in fairytales, in talking stones and trees…

Tabari II:78 “And everything that heard him – stones, trees, hills, and dust said, ‘Here I am, Allah, here I am.’” This, too, is from the Towrah, filtered through the Talmud, and then regurgitated by Muhammad. He was hellbent on giving meaningless religious ritual meaning…

Tabari II:81 “Abraham took Ishmael with him on the day of Tarwiyah [the 8th day of the hajj] and stayed at Mina with the Muslims who were there. He prayed with them the prayers of midday, afternoon, sunset and late evening. He spent the night and prayed the dawn prayer with them. In the morning he went out to Arafat, and he spoke to them there until sunset drew near.”

This Hadith goes on to detail all of the remaining hajj rituals, each of which is still performed by Muslims as if they were acting out Abraham’s example.

Tabari II:81 “He showed them the sacrifice-ground of Mina, then performed the sacrifice and shaved his head. From Mina he went into the crowd to show them how to perform the march around the Ka’aba. Then he took them back to Mina to show them how to throw the stones, until he had compelted [sic] the pilgrimage and proclaimed it to mankind.”

The previous account was unbelievable for a myriad of reasons, not the least of which was that there were no Muslims in Mecca, so Muhammad was compelled to give it an angelic twist… Tabari II:82 “The Prophet said, ‘Gabriel came to Abraham on the day of Tarwiyah and went with him to Mina, Arafat, back to Mina, threw stones, performed the sacrifice, shaved his head, and finally hurried to the House. Then Allah ordered Muhammad to ‘follow the religion of Abraham.’”

That must mean that the religion of Abraham, Islam, can be defined as running between two desolate mountains 725(which are now rendered in Mecca as two boulders), tossing stones at stones, shaving one’s head, and walking around a rock pile. And so, it would be. Even today, Islam is known more for its rites and rituals rather than for its righteousness or reason.

Before we turn the page and find ourselves embroiled in the mother of all disagreements, since I promised to share what the Quran’s 22^nd Surah, conveniently named, Al-Hajj | The Pilgramage [sic], let’s go there now. Muhammad’s and Allah’s dispute with Yahowah over which son’s name was omitted in the Quran’s revisionist essay on the “Sacrifice” will wait.

This Hajj begins like so many others, albeit with a novel twist…

Quran 022.001 “O mankind! Fear your Lord! Lo! The upheaval and convulsion of the Hour (of Doom / Judgement) will be great (terrible – a tremendously grievous thing)!

Quran 022.002 Day you will see it, every woman giving suck will forget her suckling. Every pregnant one will drop her load. You will see men intoxicated, yet they will not be drunken. So severe and dreadful will be the punishment of al-Lahi.

Quran 022.003 And among the man who disputes concerning al-Lahi without knowledge and follows every rebellious Shaytanin | Satan and Devil.

Quran 022.004 For him it is decreed that whosoever befriends him, then lo, he will mislead him to the punishment of the Blaze.”

Since this macabre event is the non-prophet’s and un-god’s lone prophecy, I’d be remiss if I did not remind readers that Muhammad said that it would transpire 500 years after it was issued circa 600 CE – which would have been 1100 CE. When judged using the standard Yahowah provided through Moseh in Dabarym / Deuteronomy 18, they fail the test, making them deadly.

So many things associated with Allah are torturous and punishing; it’s a wonder everyone doesn’t realize they 726suck and drop this load. And just when I thought I was running low on snark, Allah added fuel to the fire.

As a preemptive strike against reason, Allah tells Muslims that anyone who disputes the myth that he is God is ignorant and Satanic – which is a clever bit of role reversal. It is, however, common political fare, because corrupt politicians accuse their rivals of perpetrating the offenses that they, themselves, are actively pursuing. While such perverted platitudes don’t condemn or vindicate anyone, they serve to muddy the water and blow smoke in the air, thereby confusing the unwary. And it is what is happening here.

If he were not Satan, I would feel sorry for Allah. He is such a pathetic figure. Once brilliant, he’s nothing but a lowly Snake in the desert who wants to be God, but he has no game, because the harder he tries, the more horribly he fails. This time, he is resurrecting the legend of the nutfah to prove that he is Divine. And should that not be convincing, there is a smorgasbord of other alternatives…

Quran 022.005 “O mankind! If you are in doubt about the Resurrection, then Lo! Verily, We have created you from dust, then from a nutfah (mixed drops of male and female sexual discharge), then from a clot (a piece of thick coagulated blood), then from a little lump of flesh, some formed and some unformed (miscarriage), that We may make clear to you (i.e. to show you Our Power and Ability to do what We will).

And We cause whom We will to remain in the wombs for an appointed term, then We bring you out as infants, then that you may reach your age of strength.

And among you there is he who dies, and among you there is he who is brought back to the miserable old age, so that he knows nothing after having known. And you see the earth barren, but when We send down water on it, it is stirred. It swells and puts forth every lovely kind.”

Satan does not need assistance incriminating himself.

727Quran 022.006 “That is because al-Laha is the undeniable Reality. It is He Who gives life to the dead and it is He Who is Able to do all things.

Quran 022.007 And Lo! Surely the Hour is coming. There is no doubt about it, and certainly! Al-Laha will resurrect those who are in the graves.”

Don’t hold your breath unless you want to turn blue – or green, as is the case with Islam. And since I’ve explained this before, suffice it to say this time – bodily resurrection is not only impossible, it is counterproductive. It is a primitive notion drawn from pagan cultures and carefully fostered through ancient Egypt into Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Ever wonder why the bodies of the mummies remain in their graves with rooms filled with material treasures set aside for the afterlife? Even with their bodies meticulously prepared and preserved for it, it all went to waste. It’s an undeniably dumb idea from a dumber deity.

Quran 022.008 “And among men is he who disputes about al-Lahi, without knowledge or guidance, or a Book giving light.”

Sign me up. Disputing with al-Lahi is child’s play.

And, of course, the un-god didn’t have a book. When men finally turned these Quran recitals into one for him, it came out dark and demonic – plagiarized and perverted, repetitive and contradictory, disorganized and inaccurate, painful and mean-spirited. If I’m missing something, I’m sure al-Lahu will remind me.

Quran 022.009 “Bending his neck in pride, and leading too astray for the Path of al-Lahi. For him there is the disgrace in the worldly life, and on the Day of Resurrection, Judgement, and Doom, We shall make him taste the torment of burning.”

According to my favorite prophet, and in many ways, good friend and confidant, Yasha’yah | Isaiah, it is ha Satan | the Adversary, named both Heylel ben Shachar and Ba’al | Lord, but known as Satan and worshiped as Allah, who 728has an issue with pride – arrogance so bold that a Snake sought to be acclaimed above the Almighty.

As for leading the lucid away from the Path of Allah, it is a privilege to do so. I remain unfazed by the un-god’s threats or those of the Muslims he has beguiled. If only there were more of us, the days when babies are subjected to the torment of burning would be no more.

Quran 022.010 “That is because of what your hands have sent forth, and lo, verily, al-Laha is not unjust to slaves.

Quran 022.011 And among men is he who worships al-Laha as it were only from the narrow marge and very edge, on the verge. If good befalls him, he is content therewith, but if a trial befalls him, he turns back on his face. He loses both this world and the Hereafter. That is the palpable and evident loss!

Quran 022.012 He calls from besides al-Lahi unto that which hurts him not, nor profits him. That is a straying of far error.

Quran 022.013 He calls unto him those whose harm is nearer than his profit, more imminent than his boon. Certainly, lo, how bad the protector and how bad the maula | patron and evil friend.”

Yahowah liberated His people from slavery in this world and will emancipate us from the constraints of a physical body in the hereafter – all to empower and enrich our lives. Allah takes the opposite approach because he is a vicious slave driver. And ever the comedian, the un-god calls his approach – just.

There are those who promote the absurd notion of moderate Muslims, when according to Allah, those on the margins are losers. So frantic is Allah for submission and adding more slaves to his ranks he denounces gods who are less hurtful than he. But in this we agree, turning on one’s face is a palpable loss, especially for those like the un-god without friends.

Yahowah has promised that the Children of the Covenant will inherit the universe, along with the capacity to explore and enjoy it. Allah is a bit more parochial, 729suggesting nothing more than he will let his slaves back into the Garden from which he was exiled and banned.

Quran 022.014 “Lo! Truly, al-Laha will admit those who believe and do good deeds to the Gardens underneath which rivers flow. Lo, Verily, al-Laha does what He wills.

Quran 022.015 Whoever is thinks that not al-Lahu will help him (Muhammad) in this world and the next should extend a rope to the sky then hang and strangle himself and see if his plan will remove what enrages.”

Brilliant strategy. I’m surprised it isn’t deployed more often. Stretch a rope to the sky and then strangle oneself with it to relieve rage. If the stratagem is not yet patented, I’d like to market it to psychologists as a cure for temper tantrums. However, on second thought, since the only double-blind clinical trial was performed on Muslims, and they remain belligerent and enraged and are suffering from the intended side effects of increased mortality and insanity, it may not be as effective as advertised.

Moreover, I’m a little concerned with how the patent office might respond to the ensuing diagram showing someone trying to hang themselves with the other end of the rope in the air. Are they holding it, and if so, are their feet still on the ground, which might defeat the notion of hanging? Or is Allah holding the bitter end of the noose? If so, how would one depict him since he was never seen? And how would one go about booking him, since he does what he wills? Then there is the issue with the criminality of assisting suicide, which might get Allah into trouble with the Feds.

Nevertheless, I digress and have not forgotten that we journeyed into the Hajj Surah so that we might seek enlightenment from the Great and Powerful Oz on what was meant by the Hadiths in Tabari II:70… “The boy scraped the ground with his finger and the spring of Zamzam welled up. Hagar began to dam up the water, but Gabriel said, ‘Leave it.’”

730“Abraham and Ishmael set out for Mecca. They took pickaxes without knowing where the house was. So Allah sent a wind, which had two wings and a head of a snake. It swept the area around the Ka’aba clear for them to build the foundations of the original House… This was when Allah said, ‘When We prepared for Abraham the place of the House.’” That explanation is evidently in Quran 022.026, which we will reach momentarily. But between now and then, I intend to give Allah all of the rope he needs to hang himself. And who said I wasn’t listening? But surely Allah jests…

Quran 022.016 “Thus have We sent it (the Quran) down (to Muhammad) as clear signs, proofs, and verses. And that al-Laha guides whom He wants.

Quran 022.017 “Lo! Verily, those who believe, and those who are Jews, and the Sabians, and the Christians, and the Magians, and those who are polytheists, truly, al-Laha will judge between them on the Day of Resurrection. Lo! Al-Laha is Witness over all things.”

Remember the fiasco of the “people of Tubba?” Well, they were the Sabaeans. Having left an enduring legacy in Yathrib, they provided Muhammad with the name of his first god, Rahman, and the model he would use to incorporate monotheism and Judaism into the Quran. While the Sabeans, unlike Muhammad’s Muslims, were honest regarding where they stole their material, to denounce the Sabaeans is to renounce the Quran and Islam. One led to the other in Yathrib.

Evidently not finished with his latest miracle, that of an avowed arsonist performing an act of self-immolation, Allah is also ready to torch the Magians. And according to Islamic “scholars,” that is Allah’s term for Zoroastrians. How he got from one word to the other, only Allah knows, but holy hellfire, the Quran’s Never-Ending Argument, ensuing battles between Allah and Satan, and his fascination with fire, are all Zoroastrian concepts – as is the path comprised of good deeds.

731Quran 022.018 “See you not that to al-Laha prostrates to Him whoever in the heavens and whoever in the earth, and the sun, and the moon, and the stars, and the mountains, and the trees, and meandering beasts, and many of mankind?

But there are many on whom the punishment is justified, and whomever Allah abases and humiliates, none can honor him. Verily, al-Laha does what He wants.”

This is lethal twice over. Not only is al-Laha saying that whoever is in the heavens and dwelling inside the earth, the sun, moon, stars, mountains, trees, and beasts prostrate to him, but also that we can see them doing so. Somebody has been tripping on drugs again. Nonetheless, to deny this absurdity is to justify al-Laha doing what he wants, which is to be sadistic.

Lo, surely, Allah is going to stop hanging himself. While I understand that Christians created the world’s most popular religion with a Dead God Affixed to a Stick, but isn’t Allah supposed to be, well, Akbar? Perhaps not. He’s too fixated on being Hell’s Warden to be God, too sadistic to be anything other than the Satan he seeks to disavow…

Quran 022.019-22 “These two opponents dispute about their Lord. So those who disbelieved, garments of fire will be cut out for them, boiling water will be poured down over their heads. It will melt, dissolving everything within their bellies, as well as skin. And for them there are hooked rods of iron (to punish them), maces and whips. Every time they seek to get away, trying to escape from its anguish, they will be driven back. And it will be said to them, ‘Taste the torment of burning.’”

Allah is a psychopath. If this is your deeply demented deity, you are beyond pity and hope.

The reason Muslims rampaged into Israel on October 7^th to rape, pillage, mutilate, burn, murder, and kidnap Jews has nothing to do with HAMAS. The inspiration came from Allah through the Quran. Islam is bestial and savage, wholly incompatible with morality or life. It is the ultimate blight on humanity – Satan’s Magnum Opus – the great 732crescendo of the Serpent’s symphony. Progressives who promote and protect it are accomplices to murder. It is not about Islamophobia but, instead, Islamic disgust.

Then, the duplicitous one promises those who are foolish enough to believe him…

Quran 022.023-24 “Truly, al-Laha will admit those who believe and to do good deeds to Gardens underneath which rivers flow, wherein they will be adorned with bracelets of gold and pearls and their garments therein will be of silk. They will be guided unto goodly speech. They are guided unto the Path of Him Who is Worthy of all Praises.”

Praise the Psychopaths. All Hail the Horrible. But seriously, since physical bodies preclude immortality and keep those with them locked in time and place, what’s the point? The result would be hellish. And therefore, the bracelets would be nothing more than shackles. It is as if Allah flunked physics and has no concept of space, time, energy, or matter. It is little wonder non-Muslims have sent men to the moon, probes to Mars, and spacecraft outside of our solar system, while Allah’s slaves remain mired in the most primitive part of the 7^th century, unable to escape.

Quran 022.025 “Lo! Verily! Those who disbelieve and hinder from the Path of al-Lahi and from Al-Masjid-al-Haram which We have made to men, the dweller in it and the visitor from the country are equal there. And whoever inclines to evil actions therein or to do wrong, him We shall cause to taste a painful punishment.”

Just when we thought that Allah was running out of ways to embarrass himself and Muslims with him, he reached down into the abyss and found another. There was no mosque in Mecca or Petra, for that matter. Even today, the thing called “Al-Masjid-al-Haram” is the open space surrounding the twenty-times rebuilt and relocated Ka’aba. There wasn’t even a defined area for it in Muhammad’s day in Mecca, while carved stones demarcated the religious zone in Petra. But bragging about something that does not exist isn’t actually the most serious issue.

733Look up the meaning of Haram. You don’t have to take my word on it because what you will find is that haram literally means “forbidden.” And Masjid | Mosque evolved from the Arabic term which means “place of prostration.” Therefore, the place to which all Muslims prostrate themselves means prostration is forbidden. Never trust a snake.

Equally horrifying for Muslims, halal, which is the opposite of haram, and means “acceptable,” is the actionable root of Satan’s name – Halal ben Shachar. It means “to boast so as to be seen as praiseworthy, to make a fool of oneself by acting insane, and to seek renown and glory.” Never trust a serpent – especially an arrogant one desperate for praise.

Fortunately, we have finally reached the point where Allah is ready to misappropriate the events associated with ‘Abraham. Rather than a three-day journey to Har Mowryah to meet with Yahowah and introduce Pesach | Passover, he is recast as Islam’s patriarch, Ibrahim, to introduce the Hajj to where prostration is forbidden.

Quran 022.026 “And when We assigned to Ibrahim site of the House that not associate with Me anything, and purify My House for those who circumambulate, and those who stand, and those who bow and make prostration.

Quran 022.027 And proclaim to the mankind bil- Haji. They will come to you on foot and on every lean camel. They will come from every deep ravine and distant highway,

Quran 022.028 That they may witness benefits for them and mention the name of al-Lahi on appointed days over the beast of cattle that He has provided them. Then eat of them and feed the miserable, the impoverished.

Quran 022.029 Then let them end their prescribed duties and perform their vows, and circumambulate the ancient House.”

According to the Towrah, which Allah claims he confirmed, ‘Abraham was assigned the Promised Land of 734Yisra’el – a land flowing with milk and honey – and not a lifeless and forsaken hell-hole in the Arabian Desert. Further, since ‘Abraham is associated with Yahowah, how can al-Lahi be the same God if nothing is to be associated with him? Since Yahowah led ‘Abraham to Mount Mowryah | Moriah in the heart of Yaruwshalaim, in the story Satan misappropriated, how did his rockpile get relocated? And since there is no record of anyone going to Mecca prior to the 8^th century CE, and ‘Abraham was on Moriah in 1968 BCE, it is apparent al-Lahi lied.

Previously, the un-god insisted that the two-headed snake he misappropriated from the rabbis showed Ibrahim the place to pile up the rocks, telling him to build it upon his Shekinah. And back then we were told that there was nothing in sight other than some acacia trees. So, who or what is circumambulating? More importantly, why does Allah want Muslims to go in circles? How are they going to advance out of 7^th-century Arabia if they continue to circumambulate the Snake’s den? Why bow in a place where it is forbidden to bow? Why pray to an un-god who has already determined everyone’s fate? Why, if the Ka’aba is important, did al-Lahu fly Muhammad on the donk-mule to Jerusalem to enter the Islamic Heaven?

Why promote the Hajj when it was an established pagan ritual from a religion where believers are condemned to the Hell-Fire? Why mention al-Lahi’s name when the only name mentioned in the story the un-god plagiarized was Yahowah?

Apparently, in addition to being delirious, the Snake is suffering from dementia. He somehow forgot to mention the location of the place where prostration is forbidden and then forgot to share the dates that were evidently important to him. I understand that Allah has a thing for cows, but aren’t they a bit awkward in this context? And since Allah loves them, why eat them? And speaking of forgetfulness, 735why did Allah neglect to mention the duties he prescribed that must be performed?

We can continue, but it does not get any better.

Quran 022.030 “That (is the obligation that mankind owes to Allah), and whosoever honors the sacred rites of al-Lahi, then it best for him near his Lord. The cattle are made lawful to you, except those mentioned to you (as exceptions). So shun the abomination of idols and avoid the false word.

Quran 022.031 Being upright to Lillahi, ghayra mush’rikina bihi | not associating partners, friends, or associates with Him. And whoever assigns friends, coworkers, or partners to il-Lahi, it is as if he had fallen from the sky, and the birds snatched him, or the wind had thrown him to a far off place.

Quran 022.032 That. And whosoever honors the symbols of al-Lahi, then, lo, it is from piety of the hearts.

Quran 022.033 Therein, for you benefits for an appointed term, their place of sacrifice at the ancient House.”

Without exception, all of al-Lahi’s sacred rites have a pagan past. This means that either the un-god is oblivious or he’s not a monotheist. As for cows, Satan clearly prefers them over men. But if Muslims are to shun idols and false words, then they must abandon Allah and the Quran.

All the un-god of Islam has going for him he misappropriated from others, thereby associating himself with every Adam, Nuh, and Ibrahim along the way. So his demand is most hypocritical. And as for falling from the sky, birds swooping in to scatter, and the wind dispersing, I’ll leave that for the Islamic apologists to decipher.

Tabari II:82 “The earliest sages of our Prophet’s nation disagree about which of Abraham’s two sons it was that he was commanded to sacrifice. Some say it was Isaac, while other say it was Ishmael.”

Mind you, these would have been the very same people we are reliant upon for remembering the Quran and passing it along orally so that other sages could jot it down. 736This might well explain why it is so disjointed, contradictory, and erroneous, (not to mention perverted, demented, and disgusting).

Tabari II:82 “Both statements are supported by testimony related on the authority of the Prophet. Both statements are equally sound since they both came from the Prophet. Thus only the Quran [which also came from the Prophet] could serve as proof that the account naming Isaac was clearly the more truthful of the two.”

If that is the case, Islam falters, since it draws its legitimacy from Ishmael. Muhammad claims that he was the legitimate heir to the line of the prophets because he was a direct descendant of Ishmael. However…

Tabari II:83 “‘We ransomed him with a tremendous victim,’ (Quran 037.107) refers to Isaac.”

But how can that be? In verses 104-106 and 112, Allah says, “We called out, ‘Abraham, You have fulfilled your dream, thus do we reward the good. That was indeed a trying test. So…We gave him the good news of Isaac.” How can Abe have nearly sacrificed Isaac if the reward for fulfilling that trying test was Isaac?

In version two: Tabari II:83 “‘Messenger, repeat the knowledge Allah has given you about the son of the two victims.’ The Messenger laughed and they said, ‘Who are the two victims?’ The Prophet said, ‘When Abd al-Muttalib was ordered to dig Zamzam [Not Ishmael or Gabriel?], he vowed that if Allah would make it easy for him, he would sacrifice one of his sons. The choice fell upon Abdallah, but his uncles prevented it, saying, ‘Ransom your son with one hundred camels.’ So he did that, and Ishmael was the other victim.’”

The first boy spared, Abdallah, “Slave-to-Allah,” was Muhammad’s AWOL father. And as we shall soon see, he botched that story as badly as he did the other.

Tabari II:84 “When Abraham was told to sacrifice Isaac, Satan said, ‘By Allah, if I cannot deceive the people with this, I shall never be able to do it.’” Satan not only swears by Allah, but he 737says that the bogus connection between Abraham and Islam is his best way to fool mankind. He was right!

Tabari II:87 “Caliph Umar said, ‘I asked a former Jew, who was considered to be a great Jewish scholar before he converted to Islam, “Which of his two sons was Abraham commanded to sacrifice?” The man answered, “Ishmael, by God, O Prince of Believers. The Jews know that, but they are envious of you Arabs because it was your father who was named in Allah’s command and to whom Allah ascribed such merit.”’”

Then why do you suppose the prophet said: Tabari II:91 “When Isaac grew up, Abraham had a dream in which he was told, ‘Fulfill your promise that if Allah grants you a son by Sarah you will sacrifice him.’” In other words: “If you give me a son, I’ll kill him for you.”

“Then he drew the knife across Isaac’s throat, but the knife did not scratch him, for Allah had placed a sheet of copper on Isaac’s throat. When Abraham saw it he turned him over and tried to cut him on the nape of his neck. This confirms Allah’s Quran: ‘When he surrendered, he flung him down upon his face.’” (Quran 037.103)

In the next Hadith, it’s Ishmael: Tabari II:93 “When Abraham was alone with his son on the trail on Mt. Thabir, it is said he said to Ishmael, ‘O my son, I saw in a dream that I was to sacrifice you. What do you think?’ Ishmael told him, ‘O my father, Do as you were ordered…and sharpen your knife-blade so that it will finish me off quickly.” If only we could all be so lucky.

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The tests attributed to Abraham may be the low-water mark for Islam’s credibility. This strand of pearls begins to unwind in Tabari’s second volume, Prophets and Patriarchs: Tabari II:97 “After Allah had put Abraham to the test – when Nimrod bin Cush tried to burn him in the fire, when He commanded him to sacrifice his son after he had become old enough to walk, when He made him raise the foundations of the House, and 738devote himself to its rituals – after all of this, He put Abraham to the test with still further commands which He has mentioned.

He said, ‘And when his Lord tried Abraham with commands and he fulfilled them.’ (Quran 002.124) The earliest scholars of the Islamic community (ummah) disagreed about the nature of these commandments with which Allah tested Abraham and which Abraham obeyed.”

One lie follows another in a cavalcade of myths, one as spurious as the next. And yet, these tests were crucial because Islam, at least according to Muhammad, was the result of Abraham’s obedience. However, the Quran is deficient – completely silent on the nature of his alleged trials and their purpose. So rather than let Allah wallow in ignorance, the Companions rushed in to save the day.

Tabari II:98 “Islam consists of thirty parts, and no one ever tested with this obligation carried it out, except Abraham. God said, ‘And Abraham who paid his debt,’ granting him immunity for the fire. Other scholars have said that the commands were ten practices of Islam, five being in the head and five in the body.

Those in the head are: trimming the mustache, rinsing the mouth, cleansing the nostrils with water, using the toothstick, and parting the hair with the fingers. Those in the body are: paring the nails, shaving the pubic hair, circumcision, plucking the armpit, and washing off traces of feces and urine.”

Can’t be! Surely this is a misprint. There is no way that the misappropriated father of the world’s fastest-growing religion earned the dubious honor by passing such an inane “test.” Let’s examine another Hadith to validate this...

Tabari II:98 “Allah’s words, ‘When his Lord tried Abraham with commands,’ mean that Abraham was tested by circumcision, shaving his pubic hair, washing the fore-part and rear, using a toothstick, trimming the mustache, paring nails, and plucking his armpits.’” That wasn’t any better. How about this one…

Tabari II:99 “Abraham was tested with ten Islamic practices: rinsing the mouth, cleansing the nostrils with water, trimming the mustache, using a toothstick, plucking the armpit, paring the nails, 739washing the finger joints, circumcision, shaving pubic hair, and washing the rear and vulva.”

After adding: “bathing on Friday,” a fourth version gets ritualistic with: Tabari II:100 “walking around the Ka’aba, running between Safa and Marwah, stoning pillars, and hurrying.”

I disdain rituals. I am, therefore, unimpressed with their justification. Rituals are distractions used by power-hungry men to condition the masses and subject them to their rule. It is a control device for the oppressor to use against the ignorant. It separates men from God and discourages rational inquiry. But no ritual has ever been this ridiculous.

Tabari claims that these Hadiths illuminate portions of the 2^nd surah, named Al-Baqarah | The Cow. Let’s see how…

Quran 002.118 “Those who are ignorant say, ‘Why doesn’t al-Lahu speak to us Himself or show us a sign?’ Like that said those from before them. Similar their saying became alike their hearts. Lo, We have made clear the signs for people you really believe.”

Neither Allah nor Muhammad bothered to provide proof of divine inspiration – no signs, no miracles, no prophecies, no book, not even any cogent explanations or sensible rhetoric. So their only viable option was to requisition Godly accounts from Arab converts to Judaism, fellow pagans, migratory Christians, and literate Jews. But this time, there was trouble brewing in the world of men and jinn. There were irreconcilable differences, and it was causing a rift in the scriptural supply line. Worse, it was now tearing the non-prophet’s credibility to shreds.

Turns out, the Jews in Yathrib weren’t buying into Allah’s threats and they stopped selling Muhammad Talmud recitals. He was broke and couldn’t pay their bills.

The resulting state of affairs no doubt irritated the Jews who had supported Muhammad and his fledgling flock of deadbeats and dropouts in their hometown, loaned them money, provided housing, and fed them everything from 740dates to their Talmud. However, it pushed Muhammad into a corner. He was trapped, and there were only two ways out. He could come clean and admit that it had all been a sham, or he could double down and lash out, fighting back against being humiliated in a different way.

Whether it was to chide him into paying them, an act of condescension, or a cultivated desire to mock someone they saw as inferior, the rabbis inaccurately diagnosed their former client. Just because he was dumb as a stone didn’t mean he wouldn’t find a way to throw them. Lurking underneath his pathetic façade was a terrorist in the making.

It is evident from the Never-Ending Argument that the overwhelming preponderance of people who encountered Muhammad, who actually knew him, came to the conclusion that he was the village idiot. They all recognized, as we have, that he had stolen the stories he claimed the Rabbi, Rahman, al-Lahu, and Gabriel had given to him from his own kin, the Bini Hashem tribe, from the Sabbatian Arab converts to Judaism, from the Christians in Petra, and finally from the rabbis in Yathrib.

According to the Quran, almost everyone who knew Muhammad quickly assessed that the inarticulate man with the shrill voice was running a con. He was, as the Quran repeatedly states, a demon-possessed lunatic stealing the fables of others from long ago, who then twisted them for his amusement. This realization is presented and repeated so often and vociferously throughout the Quran’s first 100 surahs chronologically that to deny this reality is to reject the Quran’s authenticity. It is the dominant theme in almost every surah prior to and including the 2^nd, which was an amalgamation of the initial revelations allegedly received in Yathrib.

For reasons that were as obvious to them as they are to us, apart from a small gaggle of groupies, no one believed 741Muhammad – especially the pagans in his own tribe, the Sabaean monotheists, the fledging community of Christians misappropriating Petra’s abandoned shrines, and now the learned and industrious Jews in Yathrib. Men like Muhammad, however, never allow good judgment nor let the truth stand in their way. Their claims become more unhinged as the lies they pontificate grow to epic proportions, taking on a life of their own. And since he couldn’t remember what he had said one day to the next, and now recognized that, even with Allah’s help, he was losing the War of Words, Muhammad, he changed tactics. If words wouldn’t work, swords might.

Being pushed into this corner like a caged animal didn’t just irk Muhammad; it dominated his life and shaped his personality. He became the rabid and starving dog the locals had walked past one too many times. All along the way, this man of inferior intellect and deficient character fought back by jumping into the mud with his critics and tossing spit wads back at them. But this time was different. There was a budding psychopath hidden inside this pathetic creature, and he was about to strike back.

Quran 002.119 “Lo! We, Ourselves, have sent you with the truth, a bringer of glad tidings and a warner. And you will not be questioned about the inmates of the Blazing Fire.”

The non-prophet would no longer allow anyone to question his nonexistent credentials – especially not about those he and his un-god had repeatedly condemned to hell.

Since the old approach, which was to condemn everyone indiscriminately, was counterproductive, it was time to get personal. Muhammad decided to divide the room, culling out Jews and Christians from among the Arab pagans. If he couldn’t fool the literate, he’d dispose of them to prey upon the illiterate.

Quran 002.120 “Never will the Jews or the Christians be satisfied with you unless you follow their form of religion. Say, ‘Lo! 742guidance of al-Lahi, it the Guidance. And if you follow their desires after what you have received of knowledge, then you would have against al-Lahi no protector and no helper.

Quran 002.121 Those We have given the Book recited it right recitation. Those believe in it. And whoever disbelieves in it, then those, they the losers.”

Muhammad just outlawed, making it haram | forbidden, for Muslims to accept Jews or Christians as confidants, friends, fellow citizens, or even casual acquaintances – even though they had invaded their city. They were now the enemy – if for no other reason than that they were unraveling the Quran’s credibility. Even worse, the ensuing battle was being blamed on Muhammad’s former scriptural suppliers.

From this point forward the enemy of Islam would be Jews and Christians. According to the un-god’s non-prophet, their emerging religious aspirations were being thwarted by Jews and Christians who were insistent that their religion was better. And since both Christians and Jews were literate and more knowledgeable, particularly about The Torah and Prophets, they were better educated and more articulate, thereby able to lure Muslims away from Allah – depleting his ditsy collection of slaves.

In Muhammad’s wee puny mind, he wasn’t failing because no one was lapping up his vomit – nay, it was because the Christians and Jews had teamed up against him. So now, to befriend a Jew or a Christian was to make an enemy of Allah – against whom there would be no protection. It was only Satan’s book that could be recited, never mind the fact that Allah claimed he inspired the Torah and Gospels.

Delegitimizing those who had given the Quran a veil of authenticity, while demeaning the people of the book Allah had plagiarized and called his own wasn’t rational – not that reason matters to the faithful. So, Allah came up 743with an equally unbelievable excuse. He said that Muhammad, along with Allah’s cadre of misappropriated messengers of old, recited the contents of the Book correctly. Therefore, the Muslims who truly believe agree. A line has been drawn in the sand. Those who believe their absurd recasting of Adam, Nuh, Ibrahim, Musa, and ‘Iesa as Muslims are Allah’s righties, while those who acknowledge the truth, who can read what the Towrah actually says, are the lefties and losers.

This implies that the Towrah was originally the same as the Quran but was then either changed by the Jews in Yathrib to frustrate Muhammad or was being read incorrectly. But this begs the following questions: why is all evidence to the contrary and why are the Quran’s renditions so vastly inferior to the Towrah’s presentations? Why do Allah’s variations center around Muhammad’s failures in Arabia rather than what actually transpired 2,000 to 4,000 years ago? The answers are so incriminating to Islam, that Allah has forbidden Muslims from discussing such things with Jews and Christians.

As a matter of cleaning up loose ends, Jews do not proselytize. They could care less if someone converts to Judaism or not. Christians are pests. They believe that it is their duty to convert the world to worship their dead god on a stick. However, they were currently irrelevant and just tossed in as window dressing. The problem for Muhammad was the Jews because they could prove that he was lying about almost everything. Christians would not be concerned until Muhammad turned his sights on them in the final surah. Further, Judaism and Christianity are so divergent only a numskull would speak of “following their form of religion” as if they were agreed and similar.

Also curious, since Allah claims that Nuh, Ibrahim, Musa, and even ‘Iesa, son of Mariam, were Muslims, how is it that Jews and Christians were following different desires “after you (Muhammad) have received 744knowledge?” unless the new conspiracy was that they were jointly changing their books at this time to thwart an otherwise insignificant malcontent? Are Muslims to believe that the Jews and Christians in Yathrib had the ability to alter the texts underlying their religion? Surely not, because that would be easily disproven.

In reality, the Quran was not only dispatched as a series of insane and mean-spirited utterances to an illiterate man; it could not be read by anyone since it wouldn’t be written for a century. Therefore, Allah had to frame his fight for supremacy craftily – in the serpentine manner of a snake. Therefore, like so much of the Quran, this surah provides no intelligent transition between subjects. It has rambled on about the un-god’s inability to provide a sign, to tell us that the non-prophet was a warner with good tidings. It flip-flops from telling Muslims to perceive the Jews as Allah’s enemies to calling them God’s chosen people. Then after crucifying Muhammad’s credibility, it moves to a revisionist account of Yisra’el and ‘Abraham – not knowing which came first.

Muslims believe that Allah was simultaneously the benefactor of Jews and their avowed enemy…

Quran 002.122 “O Children of Israel, Remember My favor which I bestowed upon you and that I preferred you over the ‘alamin | worlds of men and jinns.

Quran 002.123 So, fear the Day when no soul will avail another soul anything, nor shall any compensation be accepted from it, nor shall intercession be of use to him, nor shall they be helped.”

Loners for a loner god. Do-nothings for a do-nothing deity. Nothing accepted by the unacceptable.

For the Quran to be “believable,” Allah has to convince Muslims that he is the God who chose and was of benefit to the Jews while also being the God who does not change and, yet, who seeks to annihilate the Jews. Should you say that this is not possible, then how do you explain 745two billion Muslims?

Recognizing that Muhammad received compensation from the Jews, who started to pay him not to kill them or steal their homes, and that Yahowah provided intercession through the Miqra’ey, Allah is foreclosing on the prior state of affairs. And so, while there would be no more Mr. Nice God, let’s not lose track of the many favors Allah has bestowed on the Children of Yisra’el. The first of these was served when he inspired, authorized, and then took credit for severing every Jewish man’s head in the market square of Yathrib to silence these particular Jews. After all, they deserved it. Since the rabbis sold their Talmud reading to Muhammad, they were now his to do with as he pleased. The fact that they knew that they, not Allah, were supplying the stories that now comprise the Quran was also a problem looking for a permanent solution – a two-phase solution: keep their stories, kill the Jews, keep their homes, kill the Jews, rape their wives, kill the Jews.

So it was time for the un-god to shower the Children of Yisra’el with the favors of enslaving their children, desecrating their women, and stealing their land and possessions. He even stole their God – not that this was particularly difficult because, by this time, they had forgotten His name.

However, al-Lahu wasn’t their Lord. There were no commands. ‘Abraham’s commitment and understanding of the Covenant were tested; he was not tried. The fulfillment of Passover was provided by Dowd 2,000 years later and not by ‘Abraham. Yahowah’s friend was the father of the Covenant Family, and not a leader of nations – and especially not an imam. The only flock ‘Abraham presided over and fleeced were sheep.

Quran 002.124 “When his Lord tried Ibrahim with commands, which he fulfilled, He said, ‘Lo! I, the one, will make you an Imam to the Nations.’ He said, ‘And from my offspring?’ He said, ‘My pledge does not include al-zalimina | cruel subjugating 746tyrants.’”

“His Lord” “He said, ‘I the one’” may be schizophrenic. That aside, since the nature of the “trials and commands,” which Ibrahim allegedly fulfilled were not listed, this sent the Muslim sages scurrying for answers. Sadly, what we just reviewed was the best they could do.

The Noble Quran translators even include this Hadith in their Quran to explain Allah’s deficiency… Bukhari:V7B72N779 “I heard the Prophet saying, ‘Five practices are characteristics of the Fitra: circumcision, shaving the pubic hair, cutting the moustaches short, clipping the nails, and depilating the hair of the armpits.’” Since this “religion” can’t be fixed, it needs to be discarded.

Every Talmud story Muhammad perverted to fill out his Quran was designed to make the non-prophet’s behavior seem religious and to make Islamic rituals seem sane. The next verse was no exception.

Quran 002.125 “And when We made the House a place of resort and return for men and a place of safety. And take from the Maqam (standing place) of Ibrahim (or the Stone upon which Ibrahim stood while he was building the Ka’bah) to pray and worship; and We either covenanted or commanded Ibrahim and Isma’il, purify My House for those who circumambulate, and those who seclude themselves for devotion, bowing down prostrate.”

Allah the Revisionist is doing his thing, which was to substitute himself for the God of Israel. It’s apparently easier than one might think. All one needs to achieve this slight of tongue is to convince a sufficient number of people to forego thinking.

Only a Snake would claim something this crude and ugly was special. Even draped in a black tent it is uninspiring historically, symbolically, and architecturally. It was never a Beyth | House unless a pile of rocks representing pagan gods made it a home for wayward idols. Comparing it, however, to the Pantheon in Rome or the 747Parthenon in Athens, would be like stacking up a pile of rocks next to Michaelangelo’s statue of David and suggesting that they are similar because they are both stone.

Even Maqam reveals a connection Muslims seem to miss. It is based upon the Hebrew word, maqowm, a compound of mah | to question and quwm | to stand. It is typically rendered as a “place to stand” that now must be questioned.

Yahowah is the inverse of Allah. He discourages prayer because those who gibber jabber to their god are not listening to Him. Yahowah is not insecure, so He does not want to be worshiped. He does not command but, instead, towrah | guides, teaches, and instructs.

In reality, ‘Abraham lived in a tent his entire adult life. He never built a permanent structure for himself, his family, neighboring tribes, or for Yahowah. And once he arrived in the Promised Land, he never traveled east of the Jordan River or anywhere with Ishmael.

There is no indication that ‘Abraham ever prayed. And why would he since he met personally with Yahowah? The Covenant, of which there is no counterpart in the Quran, was the sole purpose of their interactions, and it expressly excluded Ishmael.

Yahowah never asked anyone to walk in circles. When we walk with Yah, there is always direction, something He is leading us away from, and a place He is guiding us toward.

As for God’s Covenant Home, the first of these would be funded by Dowd and built by Shalomoh precisely one thousand years after ‘Abraham – in the same location ‘Abraham and Yitschaq met with Yahowah on Mount Moriah. It is little wonder Allah wanted Ibrahim to clean house and purify it from all traces of the vermin Yahowah 748loved. And of course, there would be no prostrations. It is Muslims who face Satan’s realm while mooning God. Therefore, Allah didn’t recite a word of this correctly. Are we then to cast him among the losers?

Quran 002.126 “And when Ibrahim said, ‘Rabbi | My Lord, make this a City of Peace, and provide its people with fruits, such of them as believe in il-Lahi and the Last Day.’ He said, ‘Whoever disbelieves, I will indulge them a little, then I will force them to the punishment of the Fire, an evil destination.’”

There are those who claim that Yaruwshalaim | the City of Peace isn’t actually mentioned in the Quran. But they would be wrong. Here it is – albeit 1,700 years after the fact and relocated to the wilderness.

Muslims have a limited number of options. They can re-date the life of ‘Abraham from being a compatriot of Nimrod circa 2300 BCE, as well as from the Towrah’s timeline in 2000 BCE, to the lifetime of Dowd in 1007 BCE when we first learn the city’s name. Beyond this, they must conclude that either the Ka’aba was built in Jerusalem or that Mecca is Jerusalem. But if that’s so, where did Muhammad fly on his Night’s Journey?

Even if we were to sidestep the issues associated with ‘Abraham’s and Yitschaq’s encounter with Yahowah in what would eventually become the heart of Yaruwshalaim, and get past the name “City of Peace,” if this is to be Mecca, then it is inconsistent with Muhammad’s career change from non-prophet to terrorist. To believe Muhammad’s story, he was verbally attacked during the entire time he preached in Mecca. As a result, he attacked Mecca with a large army at the end of his career, putting him in direct opposition to the patriarch’s supposed prophecy. But why sweat problems like prophecy since Allah’s Day of Doom turned out to be a clunker?

Why in the second half of his diatribe on the non-existent house, in the non-existent city, on behalf of the 749non-existent Day, for the non-existent god, does Allah protest against disbelievers? Who were they disbelieving? And should this reference be aimed at Jews since they did not exist at the time? The first Yahuwd would not be born for another century. And no one lived in the vicinity of Jerusalem or Mecca, even Petra, circa 2,000 BCE.

Allah’s Day of Doom, that he was postponing to a more convenient time, could not be the Holocaust because it was orchestrated by German Christians. And should it be deemed to coincide with Israel’s War of Independence against Muslims in 1948, the Six Day War against Muslims in 1969, or the Yom Kippur War against Muslims in 1973, may I remind Muslims that Allah’s team lost. And if he was pointing to the mayhem, mutilation, and murder on October 7^th, 2023, Team Islam is being blown to smithereens. Although, the jihadists earn kudos for integrating their un-god’s desire to burn Jews.

Quran 002.127 “And when Ibrahim was raising the foundations of the House and Isma’il ‘Our Lord! Accept from us. Lo! You, You, the All-Hearer, the All-Knower.’”

While I realize that no one was writing this stuff down and that a short pencil is more effective than a long memory, the un-god and his non-prophet ought to be able to do better. Not only does the Towrah, as we learned earlier in this chapter, expressly state that Yitschaq accompanied ‘Abraham to Mowryah, the Towrah also excluded Yishma’‘el’s participation. If I may…

“God (wa ‘elohym) said to (‘amar ‘el) ‘Abraham (‘Abraham), ‘So as for you (wa ‘atah ‘eth), you should not make a habit of calling (lo’ qara’) Saray (Saray), your wife (‘ishah) her by the name (‘eth shem hy’), Saray (Saray – Noble Woman), but instead (ky) Sarah (Sarah – to Contend and Strive, to Engage and Endure, even to Struggle and Strive, but also to be Empowered and Persist, to Persevere, and to be Free, an emancipator) shall be her name (shem hy’). (Bare’syth 17:15)

750This is because (wa) I choose to kneel down and bless (barak – I want to lower, diminish, and humble Myself out of love to commend and provide favor, greeting and welcoming her contribution to reconciliation and to a better and enriching circumstance for humankind (scribed in the piel stem thereby affirming that this blessing will come into being through Sarah, in the perfect conjugation, speaking of the total completion of this fortuitous act, and in the consecutive mood, implying that this is Yahowah’s desire)) through her (‘eth – in association with her).

And also (wa gam – moreover as a concession and in addition to coordinating our relationships), I will literally give (nathan – I will actually grant, produce, and bestow for) you a son from her (min hy’ la ‘atah ben). I will bless her (barak hy’ – I will provide favor and reconciliation through her), such that she will be (wa hayah) a way to reach out to (la) individuals from different races and places (gowym – people everywhere).

An empowered and authorized (melekym – a royal) family (‘am – kin who are related biologically and through language) shall come to exist through her (hayah min hy’ – they shall be because of her).’ (Bare’syth / Genesis 17:16)

So then (wa) ‘Abraham (‘Abraham – the Loving, Merciful, Enriching, and Forgiving Father) fell (naphal – dropped, having lost control) on (‘al) his face (paneh huw’ – in His presence) and (wa) he laughed (tsachaq – he humorously expressed the irony he saw, and he playfully poked fun muttering under his breath (tsachaq would be incorporated into Yitschaq’s name by God)), saying (‘amar) to himself (ba leb huw’ – within his heart), ‘What’s the point or purpose of (ha la – questioning the goal and process of) a son (ben – a child) being born to (yalad) a hundred-year-old (me’ah shanah)?

And what of (wa ‘im) Sarah (Sarah – to strive and contend, to engage and endure, and to be empowered by 751and persevere)? How is (ha) a ninety-year-old (tish’iym shanah) daughter (bath) going to conceive and bear a child (yalad)?’ (Bare’syth 17:17)

Then (wa) ‘Abraham (‘Abraham) said (‘amar) to (‘el) the Almighty (ha ‘elohym), ‘Why not (luw – emphatically exclaiming, earnestly pleading for, and hoping for something unlikely to happen, if only You’d consider the possibility of) Yshma’‘el | Ishmael (Yshma’‘el – God Heard Me) living (chayah – being restored and renewed, even growing) near (la) your presence (paneh ‘atah)?’ (Bare’syth / Genesis 17:18)

However (wa), God (‘elohym) said (‘amar – replied (qal imperfect – actually and consistently)), ‘No, absolutely not, to the contrary (‘abal – strongly communicating a completely contrasting denial while expressing the correct conclusion in an assertive and authoritative voice which leaves nothing to question).

Sarah (Sarah), your wife (‘ishah ‘atah), shall give birth to a child (yalad – shall conceive and bear) for you (la ‘atah) a son (ben – progeny to come from you, to bear your name, to represent you, and to engage in your business). And (wa) you shall call (qara’) his name (‘eth shem huw’): Yitschaq | Laughter (Yitschaq – one who laughs; from tsachaq – to laugh and play).

And so (wa), I will stand up and establish (quwm – I want to completely restore and raise up, I choose to totally fulfill and accomplish, I desire to encourage and I shall ratify and confirm (scribed in the hifil stem, perfect conjugation, consecutive form)) accordingly (‘eth) My Family-Oriented Covenant Relationship (beryth-y – My mutually binding agreement, My household promise, My relational accord (feminine singular, scribed in the construct form, eternally binding, connecting, and associating the beryth – covenant with quwm – God standing up for us so that we could stand with Him; written 752with the first-person singular suffix: My – telling us that the Covenant is God’s)) with him (‘eth huw’ – in a personal association) – for the purpose of (la – to the point and goal of) an eternal and everlasting (‘owlam – never-ending always enduring) family-oriented relationship (beryth – covenant agreement and personal partnership) on behalf of (‘eth la) his offspring (zera’ huw’ – his seed and what he sows among his descendants) after him (‘achar huw’).” (Bare’syth / In the Beginning / Genesis 17:19)

While that’s conclusive, Yahowah had a few more nails to drive into Islam’s coffin.

“Sarah (Sarah – to struggle and strive or to engage and endure) saw (ra’ah – perceived and envisioned) the son (‘eth ben) of Hagar (Hagar – to devise a sorrowful plot and commit it to writing; from hagyg and hegeh – lamentable words which tell a woeful tale), the Mitsry (Mitsry – from the guarded crucible of chronic oppression and serious impairment, anguish, and distress, the Egyptian), who had relations with (‘asher) ‘Abraham (‘Abraham – father who raises and lifts up those who stand up and reach up, father of the abundantly enriched, merciful father, and also father of multitudes who are confused and troublesome), bearing a child (yalad), laughing (tsachaq). (Bare’syth / Genesis 21:9)

So (wa) she said (‘amar) to ‘Abraham (‘Abraham), ‘Cast out and banish (garash – remove, expel, divorce, and drive away (piel imperative – of your own volition cause them to be expelled, sending away)) this slave woman (ha ‘amah ha zo’th – the female servant, this piece of property and lowlife) along with her son (wa ‘eth ben hy’), because (ky) the son of this piece of property and lowlife (ha ben ha ‘amah ha zo’th – the child of the female servant and slave) shall not share in an inheritance (lo’ yarash) with my son (‘im ben ‘any), Yitschaq | Laughter (Yitschaq – I thought it was funny and laughed).’ (Bare’syth / Genesis 21:10)

753But (wa) this statement (ha dabar – this manner of speaking) was exceedingly (ma’od – tremendously and utterly) distressing and troubling (ra’a’ – displeasing and disturbing) in the sight of (ba ‘ayn – from the perspective of) ‘Abraham (‘Abraham – father who raises and lifts up those who stand up and reach up, father of the abundantly enriched, merciful father, and also father of multitudes who are confused and troublesome) on account of (al ‘owdowth) his son (ben ‘any). (Bare’syth 21:11)

God (wa ‘elohym) said (‘amar – explained) to (‘el) ‘Abraham (‘Abraham), ‘You should not perceive this in a negative way (‘al ra’a ba ‘ayn ‘atah – you should not see this as hurtful nor harmful, and avoid being anxious) before (‘al) the boy (ha na’ar – the teenager; from na’ar – to be shaken over the emptiness and lack of adherence) or because of (wa ‘al) your female servant (‘amah ‘atah).

Whatever (kol) for the benefit of the relationship (‘asher) Sarah (Sarah – to struggle and strive or to engage and endure) says to you (‘amar ‘el ‘atah), listen (shama’) to the sound of her voice (ba qowl hy’) because, indeed (ky), with Yitschaq | Isaac (Yitschaq) your offspring (la ‘atah zera’) shall be called out and summoned (qara’ – invited and welcomed, designated and known). (Bare’syth 21:12) Besides (wa gam), the son of the slave woman (ha ben ha ‘amah) I will move into a different place (sym la – I will relocate) as a confluence of ethnicities and cultures (la gowy – becoming a people from different races and places estranged from Yisra’el). Indeed he (huw’ ky – making a contrast with him), he is your offspring (zera’ ‘atah huw’).’ (Bare’syth / Genesis 21:13)

‘Abraham (‘Abraham) arose early in the morning (shakam ba ha boqer) grasped hold of (laqach – obtained) a loaf of bread (lechem) and a skin of water (wa chemeth maym) and gave them (wa nathan – he offered them) to (‘el) Hagar (Hagar – to devise a sorrowful plot and commit it to writing), placing them (sym) on (‘al) her 754shoulder (shakem hy’), along with the child (‘eth ha yeled). And then he sent her away (wa shalach hy’ – he dispatched her, directing her to leave).

So she began walking (wa halak), and wandered around aimlessly in error (wa ta’ah – she went astray, staggering around without understanding, traveling place to place without purpose) into (ba) lifelessness, the desolation devoid of the word (ba midbar – desert wasteland, the wilderness, a place of illiteracy where the word is questioned; a compound of my – to question and dabar – the word) of Ba’er Sheba’ (Ba’er Sheba’– the pit of swearing).” (Bare’syth / Genesis 21:14)

This is a lose-lose contest for Allah because he is claiming to be the God who spoke and interacted with ‘Abraham. And yet, his claims are neither consistent nor credible.

Fourteen years and five chapters earlier, while on her way to Shur, one of Yahowah’s mal’ak | messengers found a pregnant Hagar crying beside a spring.

“Then the messenger (wa mal’ak – spiritual implement and heavenly representative) of Yahowah (Yahowah) said to her (‘amar la hy’), ‘Your offspring (‘eth zera’ ‘atah – that which you sow) will be too numerous (rabah rabah) to count (wa lo’ saphar – to quantify or classify in a census), an impressive number for a long while (min rob).’” (Bare’syth / Genesis 16:10)

And so, it would be. Today, Muslims, who claim to be Ishmael’s descendants, are growing in number so rapidly, having an average of seven children per father, that an accurate census is impossible. The ratio between Muslims and Jews is over 100 to one – 1.7+ billion to 17 million.

This is a measure of quantity, not quality. The descendants of Ishmael are many, but Jews are many times more inventive and productive. While Muslims have no 755meaningful achievements to call their own, Jews, a mere two-tenths of one percent of the world’s population, are the most inventive of any ethnicity in human history.

“The messenger (wa mal’ak – spiritual implement and heavenly representative) of Yahowah (Yahowah) said to her (‘amar la hy’), ‘Behold (hineh), you are pregnant with a son (‘atah hareh yalad ben). You should call his name (wa qara’ shem huw’ – so you should announce his reputation) Yshma’‘el | Ishmael (Yshma’‘el – God Heard Me). Indeed (ky) Yahowah (Yahowah) has heard (shama’ – has received the news) of your misery and affliction (‘ony ‘atah – of your distress and suffering, poverty and persecution, hardship and oppression, lowly state and frustration).’” (Bare’syth / Genesis 16:11)

Those who would prefer to pray to God rather than listen to Him may think that this is a marvelous moniker. But Yshma’‘el is the opposite. ‘Abraham and his descendants through Yitschaq and Ya’aqob were blessed, as are we when we shama’ | listen to Yahowah, not by ‘amar | speaking to Him.

Muslims have been vocal, with the first, Muhammad, claiming to be the “Messenger of God,” the one who speaks for Him. Today, they scream “Allahu Akbar – Allah is Greater,” taunting and blaspheming Yahowah before murdering Jews. Yes, indeed, Yahowah has been listening, and He is not amused.

The reason the mal’ak | messenger gave for naming Islam’s forefather Yshma’‘el | Ishmael is gut-wrenching. I share this because Rachel, Ya’aqob’s second wife, with her dying breath, named the child we know as Benjamin, Ben ‘Owny. And that means that both Yshma’‘el | Ishmael and Ben ‘Owny | Wretched Son Causing My Suffering, the forefathers of Islam and Christianity, bore monikers that were indicative of the pain they would cause Yisra’el.

Then this haunting prophecy regarding Ishmael …

756“He shall be (wa huw’ hayah – he shall actually come to continually exist) as a wild ass (pere’ – as a donkey which breeds prolifically) of a man (‘adam). His hand (yad huw’ – his influence) will be against everyone (ba ha kol) and everyone’s hand (wa yad kol) against him (ba huw’). Even in opposition to the presence (wa ‘al paneh) of all of his brothers (kol ‘ach huw’ – all woeful howling animals) he will live and remain (shakan – he will abide, never actually changing).” (Bare’syth / Genesis 16:12)

The prototypical Islamic terrorist was described by Yahowah 2,200 years before the first wild ass brayed: “Allahu Akbar!”

Yshma’‘el | Ishmael would be banished. He would have no affiliation with Yisra’el or Yahowah, nor any claim to the Covenant or the Land. That is something to remember when Muslims claim that Islam is an Abrahamic religion and that they are the rightful heirs of Israel.

Leaving the sanctity of the sane and diving back into the inverted realm of satanic indulgence, we find Ibrahim and Isma’il reportedly braying…

Quran 002.128 “‘Our Lord! Make of us Muslims, submissive to You, and our offspring a ummatan mus’limatan | community of submissives unto You. And show us our manasik | way of worship and accept us. Lo! You, You, the Returning, the Merciful.’”

‘Abraham lived 2,600 years before the first Arab was conned into becoming a submissive Muslim. The Arabic word for Muslim | One who Surrenders, wouldn’t be coined for twenty-six centuries. It is of Arabic derivation and first appeared in the Quran to describe Allah’s slaves. It could not have been spoken by ‘Abraham, much less, Yshma’‘el. As their names affirm, they spoke Hebrew.

But let’s not let the facts get in the way of a bad story. Muhammad and Allah were eager to fulfill the prophecy of a nation of wild asses, therefore, becoming a vast and ornery herd of jihadists. Beginning with the 2^nd surah, 757Muhammad divided our planet in two – the Nation of Islam (called Dar us-Islam) and lands yet to submit, known as the House of War (called Dar us-Harb).

However, it’s far worse than that because, in reality, Muhammad and Allah declared war on all humankind. The initial casualties were actually Muslims, then Jews, Christians, and surrounding Arabs, followed by Persians, Indians, Syrians, Egyptians, North Africans, and Southern Europeans. And it has all led to a war waged by terrorists.

Yahowah’s approach is, as always, the opposite of Allah’s. God is a liberator who values freewill above all of the gifts he afforded humankind. Rather than bowing down to Him in submission, Yahowah reaches out to His Covenant Family to lift us up, enhancing and empowering our lives in the manner of a loving Father.

There are no pilgrimages sponsored by the Towrah – other than on Sukah, where God would like His people to come home and camp out with Him. There are no religious rites and there is no cause for repentance. The moment a person ceases being religious and embraces the conditions of the Covenant, all is right with the Almighty.

Quran 002.129 “‘Our Lord! Raise up in them a Messenger from them who will recite to them Your signs and verses and instruct them in the Book and the wisdom, and correct them. Lo! You, You, the All-Mighty, the All-Wise.’”

Who is “them?” Since Ibrahim was supposed to be the “bestest” of the Rasuli, why didn’t he convey any of this to anyone? Why didn’t he get a book? And why is there no mention of Moseh and the Towrah in this postdated ‘prophecy’? Did the All-Wise forget about him?

One of the most prevalent lies postulated today is that there are Abrahamic religions. It is absurd because ‘Abraham had a personal relationship with Yahowah. Their covenant was comprised of five conditions and five benefits. There was nothing the least bit religious about it.

758Quran 002.130 “He who turns away from the religion of Abraham (i.e. Islamic Monotheism) except him who befools himself. Verily, We chose him in the world and verily in the hereafter, verily among the righties.”

The Islamic Ibrahim was a pagan depicted as believing his Lord was the sun, moon, and stars, who turned monotheistic after being mesmerized by another sunrise. He was a liar who deliberately deceived his people. His claim to fame was breaking smaller idols so that the people would turn to the largest of them. While he does not remember His god’s name or those of his sons, he gets his jollies piling stones.

The real ‘Abraham was a troubling character, which makes his story all the more credible, indeed, approachable. Yahowah found him, introduced Himself to Him, and managed to develop the Covenant that would shape the lives of His people – myself included. But he was not the Chosen One. That designation, along with being the Righteous One, belongs to Dowd | David – Yahowah’s Firstborn and Messiah, our Savior. ‘Abraham will have the opportunity to live in the Kingdom of Dowd, not the other way around.

While the word “religion” doesn’t exist in the Towrah, condemning the practice is the most repetitive theme throughout God’s testimony. This book was named God Damned Religion for a reason. God hates them all.

Quran 002.131 “When his Lord said to him, ‘Bow! Obey and Submit, becoming a Muslim!’ he said: ‘I submit myself to the Lord of worlds of men and jinn.’”

Why then did Yahowah bother with the Beryth if He intended submission rather than a Family? Why bother with Yitschaq if Ishmael was acceptable? What was the purpose of the trip to Mowryah? Why did Yahowah condemn religion if that is what He wanted? What’s the purpose of freewill if it is to be relinquished? Why bother 759with the Towrah if it is to be contradicted and replaced with this drivel? How did God go from being so smart, so loving and approachable, so articulate, truthful, reasonable, and consistent to this obnoxious dunderhead? What happened to the Serpent in the Garden? He was at least clever. But not Allah.

Quran 002.132 “And this (submission to Allah, Islam) was enjoined upon Ibrahim upon his sons and Ya’qub (Jacob). ‘Oh my sons! Lo, verily, al-Laha has decided for you the religion. Then die not except Muslims, submissive.’

Quran 002.133 Or were you witnesses when death came to Ya’qub when he said unto his sons, ‘What will you worship after me?’ They said, ‘We shall worship ilahaka | your God, ilaha | God of your fathers, of Ibrahima, Isma’ila, Ishaqa, God One. And we to Him mus’limuna | submissive.’”

Therefore, to believe this ilaha’s rendition, the detailed story Yahowah told of His interactions with ‘Abraham, his sons, his son’s sons, and even his grandson’s sons, over 40 chapters covering some 66 pages of Bare’syth / Genesis does not matter and can all be discarded and changed to – let’s all pretend that we are Muslimes.

With Allah’s truncated synopsis of God’s people, to believe him, one will have to discard the story from Genesis to Malachi. Simply surrender to the Snake and you can be a slave to ignorance and immorality. Along with it, as a Muslim, you can celebrate what Islamic jihadists did to Jews on 10.07.23 – even blame the Jews for it.

Alright, now that Allah has turned Jews into Muslims, it’s time to condemn them…

Quran 002.134 “This an ummatun | community which has passed away for what it earned. And you will not be asked about what they used to do.

Quran 002.135 They say, ‘Be Jews or Christians if you would be guided.’ Say, ‘Nay! Religion of Ibrahima, Hanifan. He was not of al-mushrikina | the guilty criminals.’”

760It’s pretty simple, really. To be worshiped as if he were God, Allah must convince Muslims that he was the God of the Jews in the Towrah, because his Quran is based upon his perversions of it. But since Jews were not playing along, and were now mocking his message and messenger, he wanted to kill them. So, let bygones be forgotten and let’s move forward with the new deal – even if our deck is filled with counterfeit cards. Just play along (or we will punish you). So don’t ask questions because that way we won’t have to answer them. We want believing, obedient, and submissive slaves to kill for us, not thinking people who belittle us.

“Hanifs,” by the way, were monotheistic poets among the Sabeans who had converted to Judaism. While they inspired Islam’s first score of surahs, they were not Muslims. We will discuss them in upcoming chapters.

Quran 002.136 “Say, ‘We have believed in il-Lahi and what sent down to us and what was revealed to Ibrahima, Isma’ila, Ishaqa, Ya’quba, and al-Asbat (the descendants), and what was given to Musa and ‘Iesa, and what was been given to the prophets from their Lord. We make no distinction between any of them. And unto Him we are mus’limuna | submissives.’”

This is utter nonsense. The Towrah, Prophets, and Psalms say one thing and the Christian New Testament another. To fail to distinguish between them is ignorant and irrational. And both are the antithesis of Allah’s Quranic diatribe – in every way and on every page. Then when a couple of Muslim boys stumbled into a cave above Qumran and discovered the first of the Dead Sea Scrolls, if Muslims were rational, that should have been game over for Allah, Muhammad, the Quran, and Islam. Having composed 30 books based on my translations and insights regarding these scrolls, I can attest with 100% certainty that Allah is lying through his fangs. Nothing he has claimed is true. Islam is absolutely and irrefutably nothing more than a pile of lies. And it is obvious.

761Yahowah shares a consistent story about the last 14 billion years over the course of 1,000 years. He is accurate and prophetic, and His testimony is consistent and credible. Allah, not so. The Quranic wannabe misappropriates and misrepresents. The un-god of Islam revises and perverts. The Muslim marauder blusters and threatens. By any moral standard, Allah is pathetic. The Quran has as much value as a snake’s shedded skin.

Even Allah’s claim that “We make no distinction between any of them” is ludicrous. That is all he has done thus far, continually pitting his slaves against all who remain free of him.

Quran 002.137 “So if they believe in the same you have believed in it, then, lo, they are guided; but if they turn away they in dissension and opposition. So al-Lahu will suffice you against them. He the All-Hearer, the All-Knower.”

It only took one verse to the next for Allah to contradict himself – so at least he is becoming more efficient. Obviously, if there was no distinction between them, then they would have believed the same thing. If the Towrah, great. If ‘Iesa, not so good. If Muhammad, ouch.

Quran 002.138 “Color (baptism) al-Lahi. And who better at coloring (baptizing) than al-Lahi? And we to Him worshippers.”

Allah has something for everyone. He claims to be the God of Israel and yet hates Jews. He colors with children and yet abuses them sexually. He is a Baptist who terrorizes Christians. And those who capitulate are enslaved.

While the sane may scratch their heads, pondering what would have possessed Allah to say these things, an optimist might encourage Muslims to play with crayons instead of swords and baptize young boys with water rather than Jewish blood. The pragmatic will conclude that Allah’s favorite color is red, that his baptism is in blood, and that he is incapable of coloring between the lines.

While we turned to this surah in an effort to understand 762the Traditions associated with Abraham’s sojourn to Mecca, we have hit a veritable goldmine of Islamic blunders. This is another.

Quran 002.139 “Say, ‘Do you argue and dispute with us about al-Lahi while He our Lord and your Lord? And for us, our deeds and for you your deeds. And we to Him sincere.”

Muhammad, in a desperate grope for credibility, wants Muslims to believe that Yahowah and Allah are the same – both Lords. It is hard to imagine a more vulgar lie. Yahowah and Allah are love and lust, redemption and punishment, emancipation and enslavement, truth and lies, a creator and a plagiarizer, personal and remote, brilliant and dimwitted, reconciling and terrorizing, God and Satan. They are as different as light is from darkness.

This deception is essential to Islam. If Allah isn’t Yahowah, Muhammad is a liar, and the Quran is lunacy. There is no other justification for Muhammad’s reliance on the Towrah. Muslims must reconcile the irreconcilable, bridging the chasm between Yahowah’s and Allah’s wholly divergent characters, characteristics, and testimony. It is a desperate battle for survival that Islam cannot win.

And as I have shared, the infinitesimal chance Islam had of prevailing with this ridiculous assertion evaporated when the Dead Sea Scrolls were discovered. The text and message on those uncorrupted scrolls rendered impossible the comprehensive corruption and conspiracy that would have been necessary to make the doctrines and gods similar, much less the same.

In Satan’s slithering slide toward suicide, we find another affirmation of psychosis…

Quran 002.140 “Or you say that Ibrahima and Ismaila, and Ishaqa, and Yaquba and the descendants were Jews or Christians?’ Say, ‘Do you know better or al-Lahu? And who more unjust than who concealed a testimony he has from al-Lahi? And not al-Lahu 763unaware of what you do.”

On the stupid scale, Allah has achieved another personal high. Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, and Jacob were not Jews. The first to bear that designation was Ya’aqob’s son, Yahuwd – but his name was omitted from the list. And no one would be dumb enough to call any of these fellas Christians.

There is but one rational response to Allah’s question, which is to recognize that the voice of the Quran has lost touch with reality and is mentally ill. So, riddle me this – how many delusional statements must al-Lahi / al-Lahu convey in his Quran before Muslims recognize that their god is psychotic?

The symptoms are all there, openly presented for evaluation from a wide variety of psychiatric institutions. The pathology of psychosis includes: 1) becoming confused, having trouble thinking clearly and logically, displaying an inability to distinguish reality from fiction (!!!!), 2) a dysfunctional memory, resulting in irritating repetition (!!), 3) alogia, or poverty of speech, symptomatic of disturbingly deficient, incongruent, and impoverished communications which result from using too few words to convey a cogent thought (!!!!!), 4) avolition, which is a repression of freewill (!), 5) becoming delusional while advocating false beliefs (!!), 6) hallucinating to the point of perceived participation in events which did not occur (!!), 7) withdrawing socially and being alone, detached from and unaffected by others, devoid of friends or associates (!!!!), 8) becoming paranoid and suspicious, believing that everyone is critical and mocking (!!!), 9) overly intense with a lack of empathy, and thus able to torture without emotion (!!), 10) being grossly disorganized, with episodes of derailment and incoherence, unable to present thoughts in context or chronologically (!!!!), 11) inconsistent and hypocritical behavior, resulting in contradictions (!!!), 12) making up words and stories (!!), and grandiose 764perceptions, such as a god complex, claiming to have special powers, able to know and see all (!!!!!).

This is a summation of the Quran. It is the reason that I am sharing large swaths of it with you. This is Allah. It is Muhammad. Therefore, there are very few options available to us regarding the wannabe god of Islam – and they are all bad. Allah is either sane and lying through his fangs, knowingly and deliberately perpetrating a fraud to the detriment of humankind. And part of that deception is presenting himself as psychotic to disorient and traumatize those who fall under his spell.

Or the Snake that was so clever in the Garden gradually became insane. Should this be the case, Satan, in the guise of Allah, actually believes that he is God and that his stories are true.

Upon evaluating the evidence the Quran has provided for our consideration, there are other considerations that are derivatives of these either demented or demonic options. Since Allah’s psychosis, whether real or feigned, is manifest throughout the Quran, the most expedient way to disavow the notion that the Islamic god is psychotic, perhaps schizophrenic, is to project all of this on Muhammad. And should that be the case, it is Muhammad who is psychotic, and Allah is simply one of his delusions.

There is a third possibility, one that I have recognized as likely from the outset. The Serpent in the Garden who cleverly misappropriated and misconstrued Yahowah’s instructions is now the Snake in the desert. With a less informed audience, he is projecting himself as deranged, dimwitted, and delusional to appeal to malcontents who had spent too much time isolated in a harsh environment. Muhammad became his stooge. He was equally psychotic, making him susceptible while also indistinguishable. Satan wanted to be God and this man wanted to be acclaimed. Together, their shared psychosis would result in twin 765psychopaths subduing the world through terror.

This has been my contention from the beginning because Satan’s ambition, as foretold by Yasha’yah and pronounced throughout Ezekiel, is fulfilled in the Quran. This includes the full cadre of Babel, from their codependency to enmeshment, and from the intermixing of religions to outright confusion, all leading to the contention that Satan, as Allah, is pretending to be God.

Therefore, while Satan is psychotic, it isn’t to the extent on display in the Quran – which leads us to another pair of bad options. Either Muhammad’s psychosis caused Allah to appear more psychotic than he actually is, or Satan is the same clever Snake who slithered out of the Garden. If so, then by playing the fool, the Adversary has misappropriated and manipulated the story of ‘Abraham to create a third religion - one for everyone. For the arrogant who think that they are smarter than God and better than everyone else, there is Judaism. For the faithful who want to believe happy thoughts of sugar plum fairies in harmony with their replacement god, there is Christianity. And for malcontents and ignoramuses with a violent bent and sense of victimization, there is Islam.

Jews are as good as dead. Israel is about gone. What was once theirs is now yours. They deserve it and you earned it. Or so the Devil would have Muslims believe.

Repeating himself, Satan wishes…

Quran 002.141 “This a community which has passed away for what they did, and for you, for what you deserve. You will not be questioned about what they used to do.”

This is Islam’s version of Replacement Theology. Every Abrahamic religion has one.

But there was a problem brewing among the contentious. The first Muslims not only attacked Jews, Christians, and Arabs, then Persians, Indians, Africans, and 766Europeans, but they were brutal among themselves. And it was during the 2^nd Islamic Civil War, one fought before it was expedient to convert oral recitals to a written book, that the Ka’aba was destroyed, and Petra was abandoned.

Faced with the option of rebuilding the Ka’aba on the original site and repopulating Petra, which had been the home of their rivals, comprised of the men who claimed direct descendancy from Muhammad, or moving it to a new location, one that they could control, the victorious caliph elected to give the Ka’aba a new home. This, however, led to another problem – the direction in which Muslims orient their mosques and prayer blankets during prostrations.

Quran 002.142 “Will say the foolish ones (pagans, hypocrites, and Jews), ‘What turned them from the Qiblah | direction of prayer which they were used to on?’ Say, ‘Lillahi the east and the west. He guides whom He wills to a straight way.’”

The inserted verse declared that anyone who objects to moving the Ka’aba is either a hypocrite or a Jew – both of whom good Muslims were told to kill. This resulted in silencing the critics. The prevailing caliph moved the Black Stone to Mecca and ordered the change of Qiblah. And since it all transpired prior to the first written copy of the Quran, the addition and substitution were easily made, albeit difficult to explain. It was also readily accomplished since anyone who could stack rocks could build it.

And once the Jews, who kept written records, were killed, and all Arabs were subdued, who was going to complain about this airing of Allah’s dirty laundry?

Quran 002.143 “Thus We have made you a middle ummatan so that you will be witness over the mankind, and will be al-Rasulu | the Messenger on you a witness. And not we made the Qibla | direction of prayer which you were used to on I except that We make evident who follows al-Rasula from who turns backs on his heels. And Lo, it was verily a hard or great -?- except for those whom al-Lahu guided. And al-Lahu will not let to to waste your 767faith. Lo, verily, al-Laha to the mankind full of kindness, most merciful.”

Of course, it was a confession. Muslims moved the Ka’aba out of Petra and into Mecca. They even admitted to their sleight of hand – all with al-Laha’s blessing. And that, too, was easy. All they needed was to attribute another couple of statements to their god and his glorious and unerring Pen. Presto, Islam had a new beginning.

The idea of changing venues was all so routine that the Quran didn’t even claim it was a miraculous sign. It’s standard fare for Islam.

All Muslims were afforded the choice: reorient themselves or admit that they were among the disbelievers. And considering Allah’s predilection for predestination, it may have been the nicest gesture their god ever made.

I don’t suppose anyone bothered to ask why bowing one direction versus another in ritualistic prayer was such a tough “-?-.” I would think that twisting one’s prayer blankie might be sufficient.

However, it’s just not that simple. Changing the locale from Petra to Mecca by convoluting the lives of the patriarchs, and claiming both by twisting the Torah, is essential to Islam. And since everything that occurred in Petra can be summarized in the Never-Ending Argument, Muhammad’s lack of success must be swept under the carpet – or better – have the carpet fly away to Mecca.

Therefore, not only did Allah lie about Noach’s and Abraham’s past, but he lied about Muhammad’s and his own, as well.

Quran 002.144 “Lo! Verily, We see turning your face towards the heaven. So, We will surely turn you to a Qiblah that shall please you. So turn your face in the direction of Al-Masjid- al-Haram | the Forbidden Mosque. And wherever that you are, turn your faces its direction. Lo! Those who were given the Book (Jews and Christians) surely know that I the truth from their Lord. And al-768Lahu not unaware of what they do.”

This begins with Muslims looking to the sky for answers, baffled as to why the Ka’aba was moved – thereby altering the orientation of their prostrations. Allah responds with a comical endorsement, saying that the new Masjid | Mosque is Haram | Forbidden. And more oddly still, the un-god is hesitant to state the obvious: his home had been moved from Petra to Mecca. It was an enormous and embarrassing demotion.

Unable to provide an explanation of why he had become a homeless vagabond, a Bedouin in the local dialect, he told Muslims that the Jews and Christians could explain it to them because they could read and know that this relocation of the Home was presented in their scripture book. And since Allah realizes that nothing of the sort appears in the Towrah or New Testament, he is then inferring that the Jews and Christians have collaborated in a massive cover-up to keep the rightful relocation of the pagan shrine a secret.

Implicit in this farce is that the Judeo-Christian focus on the Temple Mount in Jerusalem is without merit – even though Muhammad had to go there the one time he allegedly met with Allah. And for some, that might be an issue worth considering.

For the larger conspiracy underfoot to be accurate, the entire Towrah, Naby’, wa Mizmowr | Teaching, Prophets, and Psalms, starting with Bare’syth / Genesis 11 running through Mal’aky, would have to be fundamentally flawed and completely discredited. The entire history of Israel is centered around Jerusalem. It is the City of Dowd and the home of God on Earth.

Therefore, the claim that Jews and Christians conspired together to artificially elevate the importance of Israel, Jerusalem, and the Temple at the expense of Mecca and the relocated Ka’aba, a backwater town and 769insignificant shrine that didn’t even exist during the thousand years the Torah and Prophets were being written is incongruent with reality. It is as silly as running in circles seven times.

Yet the stakes are unimaginably high. Since Allah’s contention is wrong, Islam’s foundation is ripped asunder. All of the corrupted Torah and Talmud stories in the world won’t help. Since the Islamic connection to the Hebrew prophets and patriarchs is fabricated, Islam is without basis: Allah isn’t a god; Muhammad isn’t a prophet.

Therein lies the ticking time bomb of Islam. There is no room for an Arab prophet without prophecy, conveying a wholly divergent message in a completely different place, albeit with the same cast of characters now playing different roles. Incongruency is the mark of Allah, not Yahowah.

And then what of all the stories of Allah, Adam, Noah, and Abraham building the Ka’aba in Mecca? But it could not have been there if it is there now and necessitates a change of Qiblah. This is deadly to Islam no matter where the Ka’aba was before it was moved to Mecca.

Muhammad wasn’t finished telling his faithful that the Jews and the Christians had collaborated in the greatest hoax in all of recorded history.

Quran 002.145 “And even if you were to come to those who were given the Book (Jews and Christians) with all of ayat | signs, they would not follow your qiblah, nor are you a follower of their qiblah. And not some of them follows the others. And if you followed their desires from after what came to you of the knowledge, then indeed, surely of al-zalimun | cruel oppressors (polytheists).

Quran 002.146 Those to whom We gave the Book (Jews and Christians), they recognize it (the Book, the Qibla, or Muhammad) as they recognize their sons. Lo, a group of them, surely they conceal the truth while they know (i.e. the qualities of Muhammad which are written in the Taurat (Torah) and in the Injeel (Gospel)).”

770Incredulously, especially for someone pretending to be a prophet and speak for God, Muhammad was unaware of the incompatibility between the Towrah and Gospels – or even that there were four of them. And insanely, he thinks that he has brought signs and proofs that his god’s mantra is better than their god’s message.

While prostration is essential to Islam, demarcating surrender to Allah, it does not exist in the Towrah. No one is ever asked to bow down before Yahowah. Further, there is no Qiblah – not for Jews and not for Christians. So, the notion that “they would not follow your Qiblah” is as disconnected from reality as “nor are you going to follow their Qiblah.” To make either comment is ill-informed. However, the height of ignorance is to say “they will not follow each other’s Qiblah” when neither has one.

Judaism is the earliest and most famous monotheistic religion, which means that they cannot be polytheists. And while also wrong, the Trinity does not make Christians pagans. Further, Muslims were far crueler and more oppressive than either of their predecessors. Muhammad and Satan were making this up as they went along – all to dehumanize Jews and legitimize plundering, raping, and murdering them.

Allah had bupkis to do with the Towrah. It is focused on Yahowah and His Covenant relationship with His people. And while the un-god of the Quran, as Satan, inspired Peter and Paul, they wrote of the mythical Iesous Christos, not Allah. There is no mention of Muhammad anywhere. Therefore, it is a lie to suggest that Christians and Jews recognized Muhammad and/or the Ka’aba through references made of them in “their Book.” A lie is a lie no matter how often or in what context it is told.

771The truth is being concealed by Allah, Muhammad, the Quran, and Sunnah. Collectively, they have stacked a giant pile of rocks over it to create the myth of Islam.

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The trials and tribulations of Dishonest Abe, also known as a figment of Muhammad’s imagination, end where they began – by misappropriating and misconstruing another story from the Towrah.

Tabari II:111 “Lot bin Haran bin Terah, son of Abraham’s brother, and his people, the folks of Sodom, traveled from Babylon following their religion with his uncle Abraham, the Friend of the Merciful, believing in him and following his religion. They went to Syria as fugitives with Sarah. It is said that Terah, Abraham’s father, went with them.”

While Terach was ‘Abram’s father, why have other Hadith, in addition to the Quran, insisted that it was Azar? And yes, they left Babylon but not with “their religion.” They were not fugitives, and the “folks of Sodom” did not accompany them. That’s a lot of mistakes for a god who claims to be all-knowing.

Tabari II:111 “Terah died. Abraham, Lot and Sarah went on to Syria and then to Egypt, which was then ruled by a Pharaoh named Sinan bin Al-wan bin Ubayd bin Uwayj bin Imlaq bin Lud bin Shem bin Noah. He was the brother of Dahhak / Nimrod, who had appointed him governor of Egypt.”

These boys would have been better off if they had stuck with the Torah’s account rather than drumming up this nonsense. Terach died in Haran, which was not yet part of Asyria, much less Syria. Team Islam omitted the trip to Canaan, which became Yisrael. While there is no mention of Lowt in Mitsraym, the only purpose was to survive a temporary drought. The pharaoh at the time would have 772been Mentuhotep II or III. And he and Nimrod were neither brothers, contemporaries, nor neighbors.

The realization that the Towrah’s account was written and available, suggests that Team Islam was illiterate in addition to ignorant. Tabari II:111 “After this, Abraham, Lot and Sarah went back to Syria and settled in Palestine. Allah sent Lot to the people of Sodom. They were disbelievers in Allah and immoral. Allah said, ‘You commit lewdness such as no creature before. You come into males, cut the roads, and commit abominations in your assemblies.’” (Quran 029.028)

Allah, please, watch the language. They have a perfectly good word for that male thing. It’s called homosexuality. As for the lewdness, they have a word for that, too. And even you should know it – as it was named after the town. But as for “cutting the roads,” I’m at a loss, although Muslims will say it is to commit lewdness with strangers. And based on what occurred on October 7^th, 2023, they ought to know.

Syria would not exist for another 17 centuries. ‘Abraham and Sarah could not have gone there, much less returned. Palestine has never existed. It is a corruption of the Hebrew pelishti. ‘Abraham and Sarah never lived in such a place – nor does anyone today. Further, ‘Abraham gave Lowt the option of where to live and he chose Sodom.

Fortunately, Muslim sages are ever ready to enlighten us… Tabari II:112 “Allah’s statement, ‘you cut the road’ means: When the traveler, the son of the road, passed by they would block the road and perform with him that ugly deed.

Tabari II:113 Some say that they used to shorten whoever passed by. Others say that they used to break wind in their assemblies, while some said that they used to have intercourse with each other there... Some Islamic scholars agree, while others differ. The abomination was breaking wind.”

I wonder if the “abomination of breaking wind” was why Allah taught Adam about “the fart and the little fart?”

773It may have been why Muhammad revealed this pearl in Bukhari’s Book of Wudu: Bukhari:V1B4N139 “He asked Allah’s Messenger about a person who imagined to have passed wind during the Salat prayer. Allah’s Messenger replied: ‘He should not leave his Salat unless he hears sound or smells something.’” You see, Islam can be tolerant.

Others say: “They would accost a rider and seize him and mount him,” explains surah Quran 029.028. Or: “Allah’s statement refers to the fact that no male jumped upon a male before the people of Lot.”

Then you have Muhammad’s version: Tabari II:114 “The Messenger of God said, ‘And you commit abominations in your assemblies means they would cut off wayfarers and mock them, and that was the abomination that they committed.’” Horror of horrors! Being mocked was Muhammad’s curse in life. Virtually everyone he encountered berated him.

The non-prophet had a lot to say about his version of Lowt. Although he never preached a day in his life and was the furthest thing from a prophet, the temptation to transform the resident of Sodom into a mini-Muhammad was too great to pass up.

Tabari II:115 “Lot called on them to worship Allah. By Allah’s command he tried to prohibit them from doing those things which Allah disliked such as brigandage, committing lewd acts, and entering males in the posteriors. Because they persisted, he threatened them with painful doom. They rejected his warnings, saying to him ‘Bring Allah’s doom upon us, if you are telling the truth!’” If brigandage is bad, then Muhammad has a lot of explaining to do. It speaks of making highway robbery, pillaging, and looting a way of life. Of such things, Muhammad was accomplished, even an expert.

Most people would also agree that pedophilia and rape are lewd, and these are things for which the non-prophet was proficient and now infamous. And since passing around young virginal boys is Allah’s reward in Paradise, this sounds a wee bit hypocritical.

774Lowt didn’t threaten the Sodomites. He bargained with them and then reluctantly walked away. And no one spoke of Allah. Lowt never even addressed Yahowah about Sodom. God conversed with ‘Abraham about it and then spared Lowt. Moreover, Lowt was never a Messenger.

Tabari II:115 “At length Lot asked his Lord for help against them, since the matter was dragging on, as was their persistence in sinfulness. Then Allah, when he wanted to disgrace them and destroy them and help His Messenger Lot against them, sent Gabriel and two other angels. It had been said that the two other angels were Michael and Israfil.”

Dowd | David was not involved in these events and would not even be born for a thousand years. Further, Yahowah had no interest in disgracing Sodom. He simply wanted to eliminate them because they were corrupting His home. And while we are cleaning up mistakes, the mal’ak | spiritual messengers sent to Lowt were unnamed. And just like Gabriel, Michael is a man. Therefore, every word was chosen to distress Muhammad’s tormentors. “Mess with me and my god will get you.”

Tabari II:120 “Gabriel picked up their land with his wing and turned it over. He lifted it so high the inhabitants of heaven heard the crowing of roosters and the barking of dogs. He turned them upside down and rained upon them stones of clay.” (Quran 015.074)

The 15^th surah, appropriately named, Rock City begins with Islamic Ibrahim chatting with ‘rasuli | messengers’ regarding what is assumed to be Sodom…

Quran 015.057-60 “He said, ‘What then is your business, O messengers?’ They said, ‘Lo, we have been sent to mujrimun | criminals, except the family of Lout. Lo, we will surely save them all. Except his wife, of whom We have decreed that she shall surely be of those who stay behind.’”

Yahowah was written out of the story, as was the name of the city and the thought-provoking banter wherein God revealed that no matter how bad a community becomes, a single right-minded individual can give hope to many. And 775while turning a learning opportunity into mindless drivel is standard operating procedure for the Quran, what is odd here is that “We” and the Rasuli are the same. And then, in keeping with predestination and Satan wanting to control everyone’s fate, Lot’s wife is destined to die.

Quran 015:061-66 “And when came the Messengers family of Lout, he said, ‘Lo! You a people unknown.’ They said, ‘Nay, we have come to you with what they were in it doubting. And we have come to you with the truth, and verily, we are surely truthful.

So travel in a part of the night with your family, and go behind their backs. And do not look back anyone, but where you are ordered.’ And We conveyed the command to him that the root of these would be cut off by early morning.”

Rather than Sodom, this is Petra, where Muhammad threatened to slaughter the Quraysh for disputing the Day of Doom. Then, following the Idol Indulgence, Satanic Statements, and Fabled Flight, The Truther snuck out of town behind everyone’s back under the cover of darkness. But first, this iteration of the Never-Ending Argument…

Quran 015:067-77 “And came people of the city rejoicing. He said, ‘Lo! These my guests, so do not shame me. And fear al-Laha and do not humiliate me.’

They said, ‘Did we not forbid you from al-‘alamina | the world?’ He said, ‘These are my daughters, if you be doers.’ By your life, verily, they were in their intoxication wandering blindly. So the awful blast caught and seized them, overtaking them at sunrise.

And We turned upside down, the highest becoming the lowest, and rained upon them stones of baked clay. Surely! In that, the signs for those who see. And Lo! It on a highroad (from Makkah to Syria) that still survives. Surely therein surely a sign for the believers.”

Of course, it was Muhammad who claimed he had been visited by his god’s representatives and who insisted he not be shamed. And it was he who claimed his god’s doom would take his deniers by surprise. As for these being “signs,” lo, it is only proof that Allah plagiarizes Yahowah and then twists the truth to suit his agenda.

776Quran 015:078-84 And the dwellers of the Wood were zalimina | cruel oppressors. So We punished them too. And Lo! They on the highway, clearly visible.

And verily, denied the dwellers of Aa-Hijr | the Rocky Tract the Messengers. And We gave them Our Signs, but they were from them turning away. And they used to carve out from the mountains secure houses. But our awful blast caught and seized them at early morning. And not availed them what they used to earn.”

Pure and unadulterated babel – a little stolen truth commingled with mountainous lies to confound and confuse. It is the essence of the Quran and the true nature of Allah. By stating these fabrications in his Quran, the un-god is daring the thoughtful to use his depiction of Sodom as proof of his divinity. But Sodom wasn’t turned upside down; it wasn’t stoned with clay, nor was there a prominent road that survived.

We know that because archeologists have found Sodom, Gomorrah, and the other cities of the plain. And guess what? They are exactly where the Towrah said they would be and were destroyed in the manner the God depicts, by brimstone. Once again, Allah cannot even plagiarize without burying himself.

Some of the lowlights that follow include: Tabari II:121 “Gabriel spread out his wings and gouged out their eyes…. Then Allah took them to Syria.” Which is odd because that’s where we were told they were in the first place.

This next one is a hoot. There are more errors than sentences… Tabari II:121 “Gabriel seized its girdle, then snatched it up so high into the sky that the angels could hear their dogs. He threw rocks at the laggards, one after the other. There were three towns called Sodom that lay between Medina and Syria. It has been mentioned that there were four million people in the town.”

Four thousand, maybe. They all had different names, like Gomorrah, and they were unearthed on the shores of the Dead Sea. Nonetheless, Islam’s convoluted story of Lowt is repeated a half dozen times in different surahs and 777many times again in the Traditions. It’s no wonder it was the prophet’s personal favorite. He had the opportunity to turn a nobody into a messenger whose people got pummeled because they mocked him.

We leave Volume II of Tabari with these stirring words… Tabari II:130 “O Messenger! How many books did Allah reveal? He said, ‘104 books. To Adam He revealed ten leaves, to Seth fifty leaves, and to Enoch thirty leaves. To Abraham he revealed ten leaves and also the Torah, Gospel, the Zabur, and the Rurqan.’”

Even Allah knows better. The Towrah wasn’t written until the time of Moses. But what makes this statement particularly lame is that eighty-five percent of the Towrah chronicles the history of people who lived after ‘Abraham.

There were no books given to ‘Adam, none to Seth, and the Enoch to which he is referring was a spurious character. Just because ‘Abraham is featured in the Towrah, does not mean that he was given books.

The simple truth is that Allah couldn’t even produce a Book for Muhammad… Tabari II:130 “I said, ‘O Messenger! What were the books of Abraham?’ He answered, ‘They were all proverbs such as, “O dominated, afflicted and deceived king! I did not send you to collect all the world, one part to another, rather I sent you so that I would not have to hear the cry of the oppressed.”’”

If they were all that feeble, it’s little wonder no one other than the illiterate messenger read them.

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