452God Damn Religion

Snake

…Slithering Out of the Garden into the Quran

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Devil in the Details

So by deceit he misled them.
Quran 007.022

By deceit, he misled them.

In the Quran, Satan made the same request he made of Yahowah. He wanted more time to prove that he was right about how readily mankind could be fooled into worshiping him as if he were God.

For the Devil, paganism was just a diversion, serving as window-dressing, because he didn’t want to be one of many gods but, instead, the one and only God. Therefore, Judaism, as the first step toward monotheism, would serve the Devil, especially since rabbis made it so easy to erase Yahowah’s name and claim the Torah as his own. But while the audience was strategic, it was too small for Satan.

That changed with Christianity. This time, Satan was able to trash the Torah and beguile the world. Even with their Babylonian Trinity, Christianity served the Adversary marvelously because it was not only anti-Semitic, it replaced everything God had said.

But it wasn’t Satan’s best effort. Sure, Christianity tormented God’s people and discredited the Jews it did not kill, but it wasn’t demonic or deadly enough to suit the Devil’s persona. So, Satan found the perfect stooge and created Islam.

Quran 007.014 “He (Satan) said, ‘Give me a reprieve until the Day they are raised up.’

453Quran 007.015 He (Allah) said, ‘You are of those allowed relief and reprieve.’

Quran 007.016 Said (Satan), ‘Because You have sent me astray, lo, I will lurk in ambush for them on Your straight path.

Quran 007.017 Then verily, I will come to them from before them and behind them, from their right and from their left so You will not find them showing appreciation.’

Quran 007.018 Said (Allah): ‘Get out of it rejected and expelled. Lo! Verily, whoever of them will follow you, then surely, I will fill Hell with all of you.’”

This is like reading Ezekiel, where Satan lays out his agenda while claiming to be God. In typical fashion, we find babel | truth mixed with lies. Satan was judged and condemned 6,000 years ago in the Garden for corrupting Yahowah’s instructions while pretending to be smarter than the Almighty. But rather than being sent directly to She’owl, he was given a reprieve in time.

But what is different here is that Iblis is stating emphatically that his alter ego led him astray – which is true in a way. And as a result, Iblis, who is Allah, is promising to ambush humankind where it matters most – along the one path which leads to God – His seven annual Miqra’ey: Pesach, Matsah, Bikuwrym, Shabuw’ah, Taruw’ah, Kipurym, and Sukah. While in disguise, and over time, Satan would attack Yahowah’s plan of redemption from every side – from Judaism to Christianity and Islam.

And since Allah is roleplaying as God while Iblis is cast in the role of Adversary, Satan is acknowledging that, as a result, most people will fail to appreciate what God has done for them. Mission accomplished. Then, after providing the reprieve, Allah banished his Adversarial identity off to Hell with the faithful. And who said the Devil couldn’t tell the truth?

454Now that Allah has cast aspersions on his Satanic nature, he is ready to revise the story he knows best, the one he reprises with panache in Ezekiel and the Quran. Allah is back in the Garden.

Quran 007.019 “Adam, dwell you and your wife in al-Janata | the Garden. You both eat from whatever you wish, but approach not this tree, otherwise you both be of the zalimun | polytheists.’

Quran 007.020 Then al-Shaitan | the Adversary, Satan, whispered to them both that which was hidden from them of their private parts. He said, ‘Your Lord did not forbid you this tree save you should become malak | angels as the immortals.’”

Let’s begin with the obvious. The twisted spirit who provided the creation accounts incorporating the pen, floating throne, airless cloud, and big fish, who told the stories of the sun falling out of its chariot during an eclipse and going to bed in a muddy spring surrounded by extraterrestrials, plagiarized and then bastardized this story from the Towrah by way of the Talmud. Therefore, truth and lies are jumbled together in a word salad.

For example, Yahowah placed ‘Adam in the Gan ‘Eden, not al-Janata – a place for Jinn. God did not instruct him to “dwell you and your wife.” In fact, Yahowah’s instructions were completed prior to Chawah’s existence. There is no Hebrew word for husband or wife but instead simply ‘iysh and ‘ishah for man and woman. There is no indication that they were married in the Garden.

Yahowah was very specific about what had been provided for ‘Adam to eat. His diet was essentially fruit. There were two trees, not one, that Yahowah advised ‘Adam that there would be a negative consequence of eating its fruit. And specifically, He told him that consuming the fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Bad would lead to his demise. It was there to provide ‘Adam with a means to opt out of the relationship, providing him with freewill. However, God said nothing 455about approaching the Tree of the Awareness of Beneficial and Counterproductive Ideas. And since there was only ‘Adam at the time, the instruction was given to him alone.

The consequence of choosing to be acquainted with Bad in addition to Good was to die. It was not to become a zalimun | polytheist. And it would be a decade or more after Chawah was conceived that Satan, as a karuwb came off of the wall and entered the Garden to mislead the woman. These were not concurrent conversations. Yahowah and Satan are not in the same league.

There would have been no reason for Satan to have whispered. And he did not offer suggestions or talk to them both. He modified one of Yahowah’s instructions to play off Chawah’s desire to become a goddess. It was then that the woman misquoted God to a further extent, corrupting His message to ‘Adam.

They had been naked and unashamed. And since Chawah was there to please ‘Adam, it’s certain that they had seen one another and that there was no mystery regarding the design. Sex was conceived to be pleasurable and good; and it is religion, particularly Islam, which has managed to mess that up.

As an interesting twist, while Chawah’s stated desire in the Towrah was to be like God, in the Quran the enticement was to be like Satan who, as a karuwb, was a malak. Moreover, ‘Adam and Chawah would have been immortal at this time. The consequence of their rejection of Yahowah’s instruction was to die. Further, becoming an “angel” would have been a demotion. Without freewill, a mal’ak is a less desirable position than ‘adam | man. But, alas, there is no freewill in Islam.

Seducing ‘Adam with a promise of immortality would be like beguiling Arabs with the offer of more sand. Besides, why would ‘Adam want to become an “angel” if the angels were bowing to him?

456The moral of this story is that, if you are going to steal someone else’s material, it’s best not to make an utter fool of oneself while doing so. But such is the heart and soul of Islam – well that and lots of raping, plundering, enslaving, terrorizing, and killing.

Quran 007.021 “And he swore to them, ‘Lo, verily, I am a truthful adviser to them.’

Quran 007.022 By deceit he misled them. When they tasted of the tree, became apparent to them their private parts and they began to stick the leaves of al-Janati over themselves. And their Lord called out to them, ‘Did I not forbid you from that tree and say to you, “Lo, al Shaitan | the Adversary is an enemy to you?”’”

Some things are true and others are false, but that’s the point. Allah has no credibility without pretending to be Yahowah, and yet, since he is not God, he has to move the pieces around to fit his persona and intent. This is also the nature of Judaism and Christianity, where, without the Torah and Prophets, they are unrooted, but by contradicting the Torah and Prophets, they become a wild vine.

Further, since Satan is an effective liar, he knows that an outright deception is hard to sell while it’s child’s play to snooker almost everyone when parlaying off of something that is either accepted or true. For some peculiar reason, humans have the errant perception that someone like Satan would lie all of the time rather than doing what he did in the Garden – which was to pervert the truth by making lots of small changes with major implications.

In this case, you’ll notice that Satan is mimicking Muhammad. The non-prophet incessantly claimed to be the “truthful adviser,” yet through deceit, he led men toward terror and away from God.

The fig leaf story in the Towrah is designed to tell us that nudity and sexuality are good prior to evil aspersions being cast upon them. Neither is shameful. Further, Yahowah did not warn ‘Adam about the Serpent because 457Satan was there to present a credible alternative to God by perverting His testimony as is seen throughout the Quran.

For those who are curious: Tabari I:299 “Scholars of the nation of our Prophet say, ‘The tree which Allah forbade Adam and his spouse to eat was wheat.’” Yes, a wheat “tree.”

Quran 007.023 “They said: ‘Our Lord, we have wronged ourselves. If you forgive us not, and have mercy, lo, we shall be of the losers.’

Quran 007.024 Said, ‘Get down, some of you to some others an enemy. And for you in the earth for a time a dwelling and livelihood.’”

Who were the other losers they would be among? Who were “some of you” and “some others,” and why were they adversarial? Where was the Janati since the punishment was being sent to the earth? How long was the appointed time and what were the livelihoods?

In truth, Yahowah tailored the consequences to fit the circumstances such that they were different for all three parties, including the Snake. Bored by all of that, in Islam, the lost losers would fend for themselves. And this is because Muslims are often parasites who live off the productivity of others. Consider the Fakestinians.

Quran 007.025 “Said, ‘In it You will live, and in it you will die. And from it, you will be brought forth.

Quran 007.026 O children of Adam. [How did they get kids so fast?] Lo, verily, We have sent down to you clothing. It covers your shame, and an adornment. But the clothing the righteousness that best. That from the ayat | proofs, signs, and verses of al-Lahi so that they may remember.’”

That sounds inviting – live, die, and then leave. And how weird is it that Muhammad was a serial rapist and constant pedophile, and yet his perverted spirit is preoccupied with screening everyone’s private parts? This is especially odd with the first couple, because who were they going to have sex with other than one another?

458The only thing that this verbal diarrhea serves to prove is that Allah is not God and Muhammad wasn’t a prophet. Although, it may be a sign that Muslims are not very bright.

An interesting sidebar on the first kids comes to us in this Tradition…

Tabari I:321 “When Eve became heavy with her first pregnancy, Satan came to her before she gave birth and said, ‘Eve, what is that in your womb?’ She said, ‘I do not know.’

He asked, ‘Where will it come out from – your nose, your eye, or your ear?’ She replied, ‘I do not know.’

He said, ‘Don’t you think, if it comes out healthy, you should obey me in whatever I command you?’

When she said, ‘Yes,’ he said: ‘Name him Abd al-Harith Iblis – Slave to the Cursed Devil!’ She agreed.

Adam said to him, ‘I obeyed you once before and you caused me to be driven out of Paradise.’ So, he refused to obey him and called the child Abd Ar-Rahman.”

It’s yet another ignorant blunder, which is okay if you are in the third grade, but not if you are pretending to speak for God. Her name was Chawah, not Eve. Chawah speaks of expressing oneself, making one’s intentions clear. Eve is the name of a pagan goddess.

As for the dialog, since it is too absurd to be believed, it was written with the intent of justifying the claim that Allah made women stupid. Just the kind of foundation you’d expect to underpin a great religion.

Ar-Rahman was the name of Muhammad’s first “god.” The 55^th surah, named in Ar-Rahman’s honor, begins: “Ar-Rahman bestowed the Quran, created man, and taught him to express clearly. The sun and moon revolve to his computation and the grasses and the trees bow to Him in adoration… He created man.” With multiple gods, Islam became pagan monotheism.

459And with multiple truths, Islam is a flawed revelation: Tabari I:275 “They ate from it and as a result their secret part that had been concealed became apparent.” It hadn’t been much of a marriage up to that point. But if that’s true, how did they get kids? And why does the Islamic Tradition say: Tabari I:299 “It was the cover of fingernails that had kept their secret parts concealed.”

Quran 007.027 “O children of Adam, let not al Shaitan | the Adversary seduce you as he drove your parents out of al-Janati, stripping them by tearing off their clothes to reveal their shameful parts. Verily, he and Qabiluhu (his soldiers of Jinns or his tribe) see you from where you cannot see them. Verily, We made al-Shaitan | the Adversary friends and helpers for those who believe not.’

Quran 007.028 When they do fahisha (going round the Ka’bah naked or unlawful sex), the say, ‘We found our fathers doing it, and al-Lahu ordered us of it.’ Say, ‘Lo, al-Laha no order fahisha (going round the Ka’bah naked or unlawful sex).’ Do you say about al-Lahi what you know not?

Quran 007.029 Say, ‘Ordered by my Rabbi justice.’ And set your faces at every mosque. Pray to Him, pure to Him in the religion as He originated you so will you return.”

Somebody is confused. Just six verses earlier, Adam was nude, sinned, and thus felt the need for clothing. He made his own, sewing together leaves. Then Allah sent down supernatural clothes from AlMart. Now we’re told that Satan stripped them. But, at least, we know that the Qabiluhu are the sneaky jinnish friends of disbelievers.

So, there you have it. Satan, Iblis, and Jinn are all cut from the same cloth – all made of fire, all from the same tribe. These invisible evil spirits, or demons, lurk in the shadows, ready to ambush men, deceiving them. Yet, as you shall discover in one of the most bizarre Quranic passages, these pesky demons think Muhammad and Allah are swell, calling them “Prophet” and “Lord.” They are employed to authenticate the Quran. It’s a miracle. And why not? The god who opposes nudity and unlawful sexual 460intercourse chose a rapist and pedophile to represent him. And an avowed liar is now commanding justice.

Islam has another dirty little secret: almost every Islamic ritual has a pagan past. They were all practiced in Petra long before Islam was conceived. So now, after incorporating most of them, Allah denounces the religious practices upon which his religion was predicated. If not for the fancy apparel, it would be shameful.

Allah is fixated on the Adversary and upon the faithful playing religious dress-up when worshiping him.

Quran 007.030 “A group He guided, a section deserved to go astray. Surely, they take al-Shayatin | the Adversary as Auliya a friend and helper in addition to al-Lahi while they deem they are guided ones.

Quran 007.031 O children of Adam, take your adornment at every masjid | mosque. Eat and drink but be not be extravagant. Lo! Verily, He does not like the disbelievers.”

They listen to al-Shayatin in addition to al-Lahi because they speak with one voice. But why does the first mosque date to the 7^th century CE if the Children of Adam, circa 3900 BCE were supposed to attend them? And why is everyone playing religious dress-up?

Quran 007.032 “Say, ‘Who has forbidden the adornment and attire of al-Lahi which he has brought forth for His slaves, and the other pure things of sustenance?’ Say, ‘They are for the life in this world, purely on the Resurrection Day.’ Thus do We make explain the ayat | signs, proofs, and verses for people who know.’

Quran 007.033 Say, ‘Only forbidden my Rabbi al- Fawahish | Unlawful Sexual Intercourse what is apparent of it and what is concealed and the sin and the oppression without right and that you associate with il-Lahi what not He sent down of it any authority and that you say about al-Lahi what not you know.”

Since al-Lahi was allegedly speaking to the sons of Adam six thousand years ago, and since their nifty religious outfits were so important, why didn’t Allah 461describe them? After all, what’s the point if you are going to leave your audience unaware? And please explain – how is slave attire a good thing? Does it come with a sign that conveys “Satan’s Slave” or is it a clown suit like those worn by Muslim royals? And since they are compelled to follow Muhammad’s example, is there a warning: rapist, pedophile, terrorist, slave trader, and murderer inside? And since these questions linger, how is this an explanation?

Since nothing whatsoever would be left of them, how can the nonexistent body of a person from that long ago be resurrected? That’s pretty creepy. And speaking of weird, since Muhammad was a rapist, pedophile, and polygamist, and since Allah approved and mandated his behavior, since the Islamic Paradise is a brothel with an endless supply of virginal boys to abuse, what forms of sex would be considered unlawful?

Allah is a loner. He has no friends, no partners, no helpers. It is easy to see why.

Quran 007.034 “And every people or nation a term. So when comes their term, not seek to put off an hour nor advance.

Quran 007.035 O Children of Adam, if come to you messengers from you rehearsing and reciting My signs, proofs, and verses, then whoever fears and reforms, then no fear on them nor shall they grieve.

Quran 007.036 But those who reject or deny Our signs, proofs, and verses and the arrogant toward them, those owners and inmates of the Fire. They will abide forever in it.”

Satan’s constant allusions to predestination are damning. Having witnessed Yahowah’s interactions with ‘Adam in the Gan ‘Eden, he would have understood that our fate and future are malleable because he altered ours and his own. He clearly understood that Chawah was afforded freewill because he was there to influence her choices. Therefore, Satan is staking his reputation on 462something he recognizes is invalid – and to do so, there must be a compelling motivation.

So we would be wise to contemplate the reasons the Adversary wants mankind to believe those who do not capitulate are doomed to a fate of fire that they cannot avert while believers are fettered to a fearsome and terrorizing god whose will they cannot oppose. While the reasons are many, when it comes to controlling hordes of people, fear is a more effective motivator than compassion.

Second, when ordering people to terrorize and kill the uncompliant, they are absolved of remorse over their deplorable behavior when culpability is transferred to the god who made them do it.

Third, since the evidence affirming that Allah is Satan is so ubiquitous and irrefutable, the Lord of Delusions must sequester the initiative to understand who he is and what he’s doing. To prevail, Satan must forestall the incentive to know the truth and make informed decisions.

Fourth, Satan is playing a losing hand, and he knows it. Yahowah is God and he is the Adversary – no matter how often he reshuffles the deck or unconvincingly protests otherwise. He has had an impressive run for a Snake, but God and His people prevail in the end.

Therefore, all the Devil can do between now and his Day of Doom is to increase the number of souls who will share his fate by not only believing him but also by abusing and annihilating Jews per his commands. In this regard, ha Satan and I are on opposing sides.

Turning to the un-god’s non-prophet, Muhammad was a stereotypical psychopath. He knew that he was spewing rubbish and that no sane or moral individual believed him. So, since he could not win the debate with evidence or reason, he intimidated his audience by telling those who opposed him that his god would get them in the end.

463Obviously, “My” and “Our” doth protest too much. There were no “messengers” plural, but just one – a rapist, pedophile, thief, avowed liar, mass murderer, and sadistic terrorist. And as for the signs, proofs, and verses, nothing has been conveyed thus far that would have benefited anyone other than Satan.

Then there is a bit of duplicity, “My” and “Our” states that “whoever fears…then no fear on them.” Satan needs it both ways – which are rationally incompatible. Further, since denial is a choice, it is discordant with fate.

Al-Lahi’s most repetitive boasts are that He and We has provided signs and proofs in spite of the fact that there were none. There was no book, no prophecy, no cogent explanations of science or history, no originality, no miracles (other than that anyone believed a word of this), and nothing beneficial contributed to society.

Further, Satan’s insistence that anyone who does not capitulate, who disbelieves the un-god’s non-signs and the non-prophet’s un-proofs, will endure the Hell-Fire is proof that he isn’t Divine. For example, agnostics reject Christianity because they correctly conclude that a god who promotes capitulation or torture would be sadistic and not worth knowing.

Yahowah avoids this moral conundrum by providing three options for human souls. These include the dissipation of the soul upon death for the ignorant, unaware, and misled. When their life is over, there is nothing more – no penalty or reward.

However, for religious and political leaders, like Muhammad, who mislead others, the proper recompense is eternal incarceration in She’owl – the place of separation. This will be Satan’s lair.

Then for those who come to know Yahowah as He reveals Himself to us, accept the terms of His Beryth | 464Family while replying to His Miqra’ey | Invitations, an eternity in Heaven awaits – along with being enriched, empowered, emancipated, and enlightened.

Lastly, there is no “fire” in She’owl | Hell. It is a lightless realm similar to a black hole. And since it is designed to incarcerate wayward spirits and souls, a physical fire would be incongruent with its purpose.

Continuing to threaten and impugn anyone willing to think, here is al-Lahi’s response according to the Quran Word By Word interlinear translated by Hilali and Khan…

Quran 007.037 “Then who more unjust than who invented against al-Lahi a lie or denies His ayat | proofs, signs, and verses? Those, their portion will reach them from the Book until when Our rusuluna | messengers come to them to take them in death. They say, ‘Where are those whom you used to invoke from besides al-Lahi?’ They say, ‘They left us in the lurch and fled.’ And they testify against themselves that they were disbelievers.”

Al-Lahi’s communication and grammar skills were remedial; paleo-Arabic scholars are left to decide whether to augment the text or leave the impression that the Islamic god was a dunderhead. This is why the 66 translations available to us differ so radically from one to another. Therefore, rather than just parroting one person’s interpretation as they have attempted to improve Allah’s diction, we are best served to either form a composite rendering through consensus or to render the text literally using interlinears.

Having heard their shrill voice, for the Islamic apologists who protest that the Quran cannot be understood outside of Arabic, I have three retorts. First, almost every important word, name, title, and concept presented in the Quran, including Quran and Allah, are of Hebrew origin – as was the text of the book from which most of this was plagiarized and twisted.

465Second, the oldest copies of the Quran were written in paleo-Arabic, an unpronounceable language that must be translated into modern Arabic for it to be read and understood. These are more divergent than Latin is from Italian. Third, a message so deficient that it cannot be translated into other languages has no appeal to humanity, making this argument self-incriminating.

In this statement, Satan is continuing to condition the faithful such that they stop thinking and simply capitulate. Holding the Islamic un-god accountable isn’t acceptable. Any attempt, no matter how well-informed or rational, to demonstrate his failure to demonstrate the merit of his claims, is forbidden. Thinking is outlawed in Islam because it leads to the unavoidable conclusion that the Quran, Muhammad, and Allah are without merit.

Nonetheless, there was no Book and no proofs or signs. And in this case, al-Lahi tripped on his forked tongue. He meant to say that his mal’ak | spiritual messengers take the souls of the dead but said rusuluna | messengers like Muhammad do so. Recognizing that he flubbed his line, “translators” typically insert angels into the text knowing full well that the text reads rusuluna, not mal’ak.

The Quran is replete with the pretense of dialog so remedial and contrived that it is laughable. And here, the pronoun “‘you’ used to invoke” should have been “‘we’ used to invoke considering the speaker. Further, no one was “invoking from besides al-Lahi.” Not only were al-Lahi, al-Lahu, and al-Laha unknown prior to 7^th-century Arabia, but this name was not part of any monotheistic or polytheistic tradition prior to that time. No one was associating anyone or anything with Allah.

While we have considered this previously, since the mistake was repeated, those they invoked could not have left them unless they were real. And those invoking in 466addition to al-Lahi could not have been disbelievers since they were acknowledging al-Lahi.

Satan further embarrasses himself by protesting that death is not the end of his ability to torment disbelievers. He actually anticipates interrogating those who did not capitulate. But rather than seek the truth, which is obviously in opposition to the un-god’s interests, he is constantly shown putting his words into his intended victims’ mouths, as is the case here. By doing so, it is the Islamic un-god who is bearing witness against himself.

The repetition of these lies was part of the game. It’s standard megalomaniac behavior. Tell a big enough lie, say it often enough, and enough will believe it to prevail – at least until it is rationally opposed.

In this next line, Hell’s Warden is speaking…

Quran 007.038 “He will say, ‘Enter among nations who passed away from before you of the jinn and the men in the Fire.’ Every time a nation (or fresh batch of people) entered, it condemned and cursed its sister until when they had overtaken one another in it. All say, the last of them about the first of them, ‘Rabbana | Our Lord, these misled us, so give them double punishment of the Fire.’ He will say, ‘For each a double, but you know not.’

Quran 007.039 And will say first of them to last of them, ‘Then not is for you upon us any superiority, so taste the punishment for what you used to earn.’

Quran 007.040 Lo! Those who denied Our ayat | proofs and signs, and were arrogant towards them, not will be opened for them the gates of al-Samai | the Heaven, and they will not enter al-Janata | the Paradise until al-jamalu | the camel (or twisted rope) passes through eye of the needle. Thus do We reward al-mujrimun | the offender and guilty criminals.

Quran 007.041 For them of Hell a bed and over them coverings. Thus do We reward al-zalimun | the cruel and obscure polytheists.’”

467Since the speaker is the punitive Rabbi, he is in the Islamic Hell directing disbelievers to enter the fire. He is also condemning his own kind by ordering Jinn | Demons to accompany mankind in Hell. The batches are so large, they are equated to nations.

The Islamic god wants Muslims to believe that every time a nation is forced to enter the fire, they curse their sisters. Then, abrogating the notion that they were disbelievers, they speak to the demented spirit abusing them as “our Lord.” And rather than requesting a reprieve from an eternity of undeserved torture, Hell’s new arrivals ask for their predecessors to endure a double punishment. And in response, Allah claims that he intends to inflict a double punishment on everyone.

As the incredulous, contrived conversation continues, the rebuked double tormentees spew out one of Allah’s favorite lines: “So taste the punishment for what you used to earn.”

The lone crime continues to be nonexistent sign denial. So, one would think that an actual God would resolve this issue by offering some evidence to support his claims. But not Allah. Instead, he closes the gates of al-Samai (from shamaym | heavens) and al-Janata, which, although it is kissing cousin to Jin | Demon, is the Paradise of the Garden of Bliss. But why are they not coterminous and how can Allah shut the gates if he is frying infidels in Hell?

The camel (or twisted rope) going through the eye of a needle quote is best known today because of the errant citation attributed to the misnomer Jesus by Luke. However, this metaphor is presented four times within the Babylonian Talmud. With the improbability metaphorically rendered by the impossibility of either a camel or elephant going through the eye of a needle, a Midrash was elucidating the Song of Songs. It sought to reveal that salvation is unobtainable for sinners. Having 468heard Christians in Petra and rabbis in Yathrib cite both, the non-prophet pilfered the line and made it his own.

It’s stunning that almost two billion people, through seduction, indoctrination, and compulsion, have been led to believe that these hateful words are God’s. Yet while disappointing, it’s not baffling. All Muhammad had to do was to convince fifty well-armed fools to capitulate or be subjected to the sadistic terror he perpetrated on the Jews.

Even in Petra, where he labored unsuccessfully, it should not have been difficult. By his day, it was a shadow of its former glory, a crevice within the rocks for the religious to hide. Steeped in pagan superstitions, and now awash in Roman Catholics beguiled by its antics, these outcasts were ripe for the picking.

Much of this reads like Ezekiel, which is Satan’s autobiographical account of unfulfilled ambitions. The most repeated is his desire to torture and kill Jews.

By distinguishing the earlier entrants from those arriving later, and between al-mujrimun and al-zalimun, the intent of Allah’s message is to condemn Jews for misleading Christians, such that the Christians are seen blaming Jews for leading them to Hell. In that way, Allah can claim their scriptures for himself while at the same time blunting their attacks on the Quran – where it is obvious that he stole from both. This realization is underscored by the 39^th verse where Jews are denounced by Christians for claims of a preferred status with God.

Throughout the spectrum of Quran translations al-mujrimun and al-zalimun are rendered as if they were the same word, with a slight preference for disbeliever for mujrim and polytheist for zalim. Should you look them up, however, mujrim is a “criminal, a guilty offender,” which is odd since they have not been charged or convicted of a crime. And zalim depicts something which is “dark, gloomy, and obscure.” It can also mean “cruel, tyrannical, 469oppressive, and destructive.” And that’s strange, too, since Allah and Muhammad are all of these things.

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Let’s pick up the Islamic story of Satan and his abode in Hell. For Muhammad’s contributions, we turn to the History of al-Tabari, Creation to the Flood.

Tabari I:249 “There was an angelic tribe of jinn, and Iblis belonged to it. Iblis was one of the noblest angels and governed the most honored tribe.”

Since this is supposedly Muhammad’s interpretation of his un-god’s message, it is apparent that he was clueless regarding the nature of mal’ak. They do not procreate, and as such, they cannot belong to a tribe of related individuals by birth. While the Devil is a Christian concept, one which does not appear in the Torah, Prophets, and Psalms, Iblis plays such a starring role in the Quran that we will play along, noting that Iblis is the name Allah uses to depict his Satanic nature.

There is no hierarchy among Yahowah’s tsaba’ | vast array of mal’akym | heavenly representatives. All we know is that they take direction from Yahowah and carry out His instructions in the material realm. I am protected by them, for example, which is why I am able to effectively expose and condemn Islam.

Among the mal’ak, there are a finite number of karuwbym who have been assigned protective duty. They kept ‘Adam and Chawah safe within the garden and they flank the Mercy Seat of the Ark of the Covenant. The entity of Satan, Iblis, and Allah was a karuwb among mal’ak.

Apart from the myths of the New Testament and the abomination of the Book of Enoch, it is only in Daniel that we are introduced to Gabry’el | God’s Most Competent and 470Courageous Man and Myka’el | One Who is Right About God. Turns out that they are both men and are introduced as such. Therefore, they are not mal’ak. Gabry’el is Dowd | David, while Myka’el will be the second Witness serving alongside ‘ElYah | Elijah.

Tabari I:251 “Whoever among them says: I am a god besides Him, will have Hell as his reward from Us. That is how We reward the wrongdoers.’ (Quran 021.029) This verse was revealed specifically for Iblis, when he said what he said. May Allah curse him and have him stoned!”

We’ve just been given a rather interesting clue: this portion of the Quran was revealed for Satan’s benefit. And while that’s an embarrassing confession, how is a “stone” going to curse or punish a spirit?

Tabari I:251 “Iblis belonged to a tribal group called Jinn. They were created from the fire of simoom. All of the angels except this tribal group were created from light. The Jinn mentioned in the Quran were created from a tongue of white-hot fire blazing on its side. (Quran 055.015)

The first to dwell on the earth were Jinn. They caused corruption, shed blood, and killed each other. Allah sent Iblis with an army of angels to fight against the Jinn. Iblis and the angels with him caused a bloodbath, but his success went to his head.”

If there should be a dumber non-prophet or less helpful un-god, let’s hope they keep to themselves. This is wrong from beginning to end. Spiritual beings do not form tribes. The notion of Jinn came from the Persians where they were devils and demons. However, Yahowah does not distinguish between mal’ak, such that those in league with Satan are not given a different name. That said, the notion of Jinn is especially problematic for Islam because pagan Arabs long before Muhammad believed in them – as the Quran itself attests.

Simoom is a “hot, dry, dust-laden, and wind-blown place in the desert.” So, by claiming that the Jinn were created from the fire of simoom, Muhammad is doubly 471wrong. There is nothing to burn in such a place and spiritual beings do not emerge from matter. While mal’ak are similar to light energy, they were not created from light. And the notion of a tongue of white-hot fire blazing on its side sounds like someone was doing drugs.

Mal’ak, as spiritual beings, cannot die. They have no blood. Further, the notion of Allah sending the Devil to fight demons is similar to what one would expect to find in the Zohar and Qabalah.

Tabari I:252 “Allah created some creatures and said, ‘Prostrate yourselves before Adam!’ They replied, ‘We shall not do that.’ Allah sent a fire to consume them.”

A number of things should be perfectly clear. According to Allah, if you don’t prostrate yourself, you’re scorched. And while that sounds extreme, it’s designed to frighten Muslims. Muhammad is quoted in a Hadith from Bukhari entitled “Prayer is Obligatory” saying…

Bukhari:V1B11N617 “I would order someone to collect firewood and another to lead prayer. Then I would go burn the houses of men who did not present themselves at the compulsory prayer and prostration.”

So, we should not be surprised that the Muslim monsters of October 7^th, 2023, burned so many homes. However, they did so with families inside.

Islam means submission, and the sign of submission is prostration. The mosque, the centerpiece of Islamic control, is derived from the Arabic word for “the place of prostration.”

From this, we can deduce that Satan is the Devil, his Quranic name is Iblis, he is a Jinn and Jinn are bad. The Jinn and those associated with them play with fire – Muhammad and Allah included. I share this because of the impact it has on two of the most troubling narratives in the Quran. And those passages, surprisingly enough, don’t include the Satanic Verses, in which Muhammad admitted 472that all of Allah’s Messengers spoke for Satan. These are, instead, admissions that Satan’s Jinn endorse the Quran.

The first of these demonic interludes begins, like so many others, with a threatening rant before it torments us with nonsense…

Quran 046.027 “Lo, We destroyed cities, towns, and villages all around you, having explained and diversified the signs and proofs in different ways that they may return.

Quran 046.028 Then why did those they had taken from besides al-Lahi help them as gods for a way of approach? Nay, they did vanish, becoming lost from them. And that was their lie, a complete falsehood, and what they used to invent.”

This is maniacal and weird. The reason that Allah never names the cities and towns he claims to have destroyed is that it never happened. Just as Allah was a wannabe god, he was a wannabe terrorist, too. However, a non-event does not a sign make.

Since Yahowah provides the names of the false gods that were worshiped by His people and their foes, why is Allah unable to do so? Moreover, while Allah repeats his claim throughout the Quran, there is no indication anyone attributed other gods to Allah apart from Muhammad.

And should unnamed deities have become lost, it would make them real. Otherwise, should men have strayed from other gods, the condemnation is irrelevant. Either way, the next line is fatal...

Quran 046.029 “And when We turned, directing toward you nafran | a party of three to ten of al-Jini | the Jinns listening to al-Qur’an | the Quran, and when they arrived and stood in its presence, they said, ‘Give ear.’ When it was over, they came back to their people, warning.

Quran 046.030 They said, ‘O our people, verily, we have listened to a Book revealed after Musa | Moseh, confirming what was before it, guiding to the truth and a straight path.’”

473While we reviewed this recital previously in the Losing the Quran chapter, it is equally relevant in Devil in the Details because it is incriminating for Allah to cite mythical demons in an attempt to validate his Quran. If looking for evidence that Allah is Satan, it’s perfect. However, for Muslims, there is no telling why they remain oblivious to the obvious. This is the furthest thing from the Good Housekeeping Seal-of-Approval.

When initially diagnosing the 46^th surah, I shared that the migration of Jinn | Demons to Muslims was akin to Satan’s journey from Devil to Divine. Like the Jinn of mythology and identical to Satan, these demons were shapeshifters who transformed themselves from snakes to gods. They were Allah’s idols.

Quran 046.031 “O our people, harken to and respond, accepting al-Lahi’s summoner (the Messenger Muhammad), and believe in him. He will forgive you of your sins and will protect you from a painful torment.”

Satan’s demonic spirits just proclaimed that Muhammad was their savior and their messenger. Either Muhammad’s Quran recital was so convicting it saved devils or the devils are deceiving men by calling his lie “true.” You make the call.

Back in Paradise, the Prophet’s Companions explain, Tabari I:273 “Iblis (the Devil) was cursed, and Adam settled in. Adam used to go about all alone, not having a spouse to dwell with. He fell asleep, and when he woke up, he found sitting at his head a woman who had been created by Allah from his rib.” I know you’ve heard this before. So had Muhammad.

“He asked her what she was, and she replied, ‘A woman.’ He asked for what purpose she had been created, and she replied, ‘For you to dwell with me.’ The angels, looking to find out the extent of Adam’s knowledge, asked him her name. He replied, ‘Eve, because she was created from a living thing.’ And Allah said, ‘Adam, dwell in Paradise! Eat freely of its plenty wherever you wish.’”

474In the Towrah, there is no grand inquisitor – especially a demon. It’s ‘Adam who does the talking, not Chawah. Other than her response to the Serpent, we hear very little from her at this time.

Chawah, not “Eve,” was created to be of assistance to ‘Adam. Her name is from the verb, chawah, meaning “to speak one’s mind.” The Hebrew word for life is chay, so this recasting is errant. Lastly, Yahowah did not contradict His initial instruction to ‘Adam. Unlike Satan, God is not capricious or duplicitous.

The omission of Yahowah’s instruction regarding the consequence of eating from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Bad was not committed by accident. In Islam, there is no choice and, therefore, no reason for this option to exist.

A Tradition reveals: “He then cast slumber upon Adam as we have heard from the people of the Torah among the people of the Book.” I’m told that confession is good for the soul. At least they had the good sense and common courtesy to say where Muhammad stole his material.

Tabari I:275 “Iblis wanted to meet them in Paradise, but the keepers prevented him from entering. He went to a snake, an animal with four feet like a camel. Iblis tried to persuade it to let him enter its mouth and take him to Adam. The snake agreed, passed by the keepers, and entered without their knowledge, because that was Allah’s plan.” I doubt there has ever been a dumber deity.

If Allah’s plan was to help Satan deceive man, you know whose side Allah was on. But beyond this, Satan as a karuwb was a guardian of ‘Eden. He was not prevented from entering. He was called a “snake” because that is the way he acted in his approach to Chawah. Referring to the Adversary as a Serpent is a visual metaphor, describing a serpentine animal that is toxic and deadly.

Tabari I:275 “Iblis talked to Adam from the mouth of the snake, but Adam paid no attention to him. So Iblis said, ‘Adam, 475may I lead you to the tree of eternity and a power that never decays…because both you and Eve will have eternal life and will never die?’”

Since there was no death or dying in the Garden, how would ‘Adam know anything about decay? How could he be enticed to be eternal when he was created that way?

Tabari I:275 “I give you good advice. But by tearing their clothes, Iblis wanted to show them their secret parts, which had been concealed from them. From his reading of the books of the angels, he knew what Adam did not, that they had secret parts.”

Wait a minute. Adam was supposed to be smart and the angels stupid. Now we’re told the angels are smart enough to have books and Adam is oblivious.

Tabari I:276 “Adam refused to eat but Eve came forward and ate. Then she said, ‘Eat, Adam. I have and it has done me no harm.’ But when Adam ate, their secret parts became apparent to them, and they started to cover themselves with leaves of Paradise stitched together.” (Quran 7:22) While this did not happen, why would showing Adam and Chawah their private parts seduce them into rebellion? If sex isn’t good, why is it the essence of Islamic Paradise?

As you might expect, there is more than one version of this story. So, for some comic relief…

Tabari I:276 “Iblis proposed to the animals on earth that they should take him into Paradise so that he could speak with Adam and his spouse, but every animal refused. Finally, he spoke to the snake. It was dressed and walking on four feet, but Allah then undressed it and made it walk on its belly.”

Conjuring up the image of a dressed snake walking with a fiery jinn in its mouth, on four feet, being undressed by Allah, takes some doing. But nonetheless, this snake slithered out of the Garden and into the Quran.

Over the next few pages, the man responsible for inventing Islam, Allah, and the Quran said, “The tree’s branches were intertwined, and it bore fruit which the angels ate to 476live eternally.” Then, “Adam went inside the tree to hide.” Even, “Eve cut the tree and it bled. The feather that covered Adam and Eve dropped off.”

Tabari I:278 “Now Eve, as you caused the tree to bleed, you will bleed every new moon, and you, snake, I will cut off your feet and you will walk slithering on your face.” For giggles: “Some camels were originally jinn.”

And: Tabari I:279 “It was a tree which made whoever ate from it defecate. But there must be no faeces in Paradise.” Since the angels ate from it to live eternally, where might they have answered the call of nature?

For another insight into the mind of Muhammad and, therefore, into the character of his god: Tabari I:280 “Allah said, ‘It is My obligation to make her bleed once every month as she made this tree bleed. I must also make Eve stupid, although I created her intelligent.’” As harsh as this sounds, it reflects Muhammad’s perception of women. He raped them because he hated them.

Zayd, Muhammad’s adopted son, said, Tabari I:280 “Because Allah afflicted Eve, all of the women of the world menstruate and are stupid.”

It’s a wonder there are any Muslim women. It’s a wonder that feminist organizations are silent. Why do they tolerate a doctrine that demeans billions of women? Or is it simply proof that I am right about Progressives? They are so religious that they will believe anything.

Tabari I:281 “I heard him swear by Allah unequivocally, ‘As long as Adam was in his right mind, he would never have eaten from the tree. Eve gave him wine and got him drunk. She led him to the tree.’”.

Bukhari:V4B55N547 “The Prophet said, ‘But for the Israelis, meat would not decay, and if it were not for Eve, wives would never betray their husbands.’” He didn’t like Jews, either.

477Tabari I:282 “The Messenger said, ‘Friday was the Lord of Days. On Friday, Adam was created and cast down to earth. The duration of Adam and Eve’s stay in Paradise was five hours.’”

As usual, Muhammad had a reason for enduring the criticism these preposterous accounts brought upon him. Friday was important. Muhammad and his followers had observed the Jewish Sabbath and prayed facing the Temple Mount in Jerusalem. (It seemed only natural; they had taken everything else from Jews.) But eventually, the Jews in Yathrib, today’s Medina, mocked the Messenger one too many times. So, Muhammad decided to differentiate his Islam from the religion of his tormentors. Saturday was theirs. Sunday was taken, so Friday became the lord of days. All Muhammad needed was a little justification.

What do you suppose happened to Adam once he was deported? The Towrah picks up the story in Mesopotamia, where recorded history began, but not Islam. Muhammad had another agenda.

Tabari I:290 “Allah cast Adam down to earth. The place where he fell down was the land of India.”

Why India, you ask? Because: Tabari I:290 “When Adam was cast down there, some of the smell of Paradise clung to India’s trees.” Aisha, Muhammad’s wife told us that he said, ‘The things I love most are women and perfume.’”

The Prophet was trying to excuse his preoccupation with smelling good. If his perfumes were created in paradise, smelling good was religious, not indulgent.

Tabari I:291 “Adam was cast down in India and Eve in Juddah. He went in search of her, and eventually they were united. Eve drew near him, hence Muzdalifah. They recognized each other, hence Arafat. And they were united in Jam, hence Jam.”

If the India story was conceived to rationalize the prophet’s obsession with perfume, why this elaborate tale? Perhaps it’s excusing Muhammad’s third and fourth vices – power and money. He wanted to legitimize and then 478control the pagan hajj. Each of the places Muhammad claims the amorous couple traversed was nearby. Going to them was part of the pagan rites he later incorporated into Islam. So, he was validating his claim to the religious scam he would soon steal.

Tabari was criticized for these stories. So, he said, “The soundness of this is established by a report serving as conclusive proof that Adam was cast down in India. It is rejected neither by the Muslim scholars nor by the people of the Torah and Gospel. Proof is firmly established by reports from some of them.”

As you have seen, justifying the unjustifiable has caused Muslims to latch on to imaginary verifications. There is nothing in the Torah or Gospels that says ‘Adam was dropped in India. The Garden of ‘Eden was on Earth, under what is today Lake Van in eastern Turkey, not Heaven. We know this because it was located near the headwaters of the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

Tabari I:292 “It has been mentioned that the summit of the mountain upon which Adam was cast down is one of those closest to heaven. When Adam was cast upon it his feet were on it while his head was in heaven. He heard the songs of the angels. The angels were afraid of him so his size was reduced.”

Knowing this, I’m surprised jet aircraft flying well above this altitude don’t crash into the Islamic heaven and frighten all of the virgins. But knowing Muhammad, there had to be an ulterior motive. What do you suppose it was this time?

Tabari I:293 “When Allah cast Adam down from Paradise, Adam’s feet were on earth while his head was in heaven. He became too familiar with the angels and they were in awe of him so much so that they complained to Allah in their various prayers.

Allah, therefore, lowered Adam. But Adam missed what he used to hear from the angels and felt lonely. He complained to Allah and was sent to Mecca. On the way, every place where he set foot became a village, and the interval between his steps became a desert until he reached Mecca.”

479We’re getting close. It’s important for Islam to place Adam in Mecca. Could there be more?

“Allah sent down a jewel of Paradise where the House is located today. Adam continued to circumambulate it until Allah sent down the Flood.”

There you have it. To make the insignificant pagan Ka’aba seem godly and important, and to have the stone that represented one of the idols of the pagan pantheon appear like it belonged to Islam, we see Allah sending Adam to the Ka’aba and giving him his Black Stone. We even have Adam circumambulate it like a good Muslim for a thousand years, helping to justify Islamic rituals. Muhammad was not only the world’s worst prophet, he was the most transparent liar.

Now all Muhammad needed to do was connect the Ka’aba to Abraham so he could rationalize Islam’s reliance on the Torah. With the “Bible” snagged, he had himself a religion. Tabari I:293 “That jewel was lifted up until Allah sent Abraham to (re)build the House. This is meant by Allah’s word, ‘And We established for Abraham the place of the House as residence.’” (Quran 022:026) Muhammad was as predictable as sunrise.

The reason for the “(re)” before build is that in the creation account, Allah built the Ka’aba himself. Then it was built by Adam. Now Abraham built it. So, I ask: how many times should a prophet be allowed to contradict himself before he is no longer considered a prophet?

The legends behind the Ka’aba are essential to Islam. If they don’t make sense, neither does the religion.

Tabari I:293 “Allah founded the House together with Adam. Adam’s head was in heaven while his feet were upon the earth.

The angels were afraid, so his size was reduced to sixty cubits (30 meters). Adam was sad because he missed the angelic songs. He complained, and Allah said, ‘Adam, I have cast down a house for you to circumambulate, as one circumambulates My Throne.’

480Adam came to the House, and he and the prophets after him circumambulated it.”

In this account, we have the Ka’aba being built in heaven and also being built cooperatively by Adam and Allah. Either way, it’s a wonder the Islamic god would take credit for something so crude and unsightly.

Reducing gargantuan Adam is a fairytale, as is the desert forming between his strides and villages cropping up in his footsteps. So when does the make-believe world of Islam end and the real world begin? When do we move out of fiction and into nonfiction? Stated another way, should anyone trust a man who is willing to base his religion on stories this farfetched? If he had to deceive Muslims to make the Ka’aba seem worthy of devotion, is it?

Tabari I:294 “When Adam’s size was lowered to sixty cubits, he started to say, ‘My lord! I was your protégé in Your House, having no Lord but You to protect me. There I had plenty to eat and could dwell wherever I wanted.

But then You cast me down to this holy mountain. There I used to hear the voices of the angels and see them crowd around Your Throne and enjoy the sweet smell of Paradise. Then you cut me off from these things.”

This is a confession. Muhammad saw himself as Allah’s protégé – if not as Allah himself. He constantly looked for people to protect him, and as an orphan, he was deprived of food. His own tribe became so disgusted with his continual taunts that they made travel difficult for him. He was consumed with a desire to make Allah’s House and his pathetic life appear important.

Muhammad couldn’t keep his own versions of Adam straight. Listen to this excerpt in which the non-prophet’s indulgences were falsely projected onto Adam… Tabari I:318 “He built for himself cities and castles and populated them and made them prosperous. He also assembled weapons and established a cavalry. At the end of his life, he became a tyrant. He 481took the name of Adam and said, ‘If someone calls me by any other name, I shall cut off his hand.’

He married thirty women, and they gave him many offspring. He liked them and promoted them so that later kings were their offspring. His realm expanded greatly.”

Muhammad just couldn’t help himself. He used a twisted caricature of Adam to make his warped existence seem godly. Muslims want us to believe that Adam, like Muhammad, was a warrior, an unbridled libertine, a prophet, and a politician who hated nicknames.

Tabari I:319 “Adam and his descendants were prophets with royal authority and rulership on Earth. Allah made him a prophet and messenger to his children. He revealed to Adam twenty-one scrolls. Adam was taught them by Gabriel and wrote them down with his own hand.

Among the things Allah revealed to Adam was the prohibition against eating dead animals and pork. He also revealed to him the letters of the alphabet on twenty-one leaves.”

Muhammad’s absurd and transparent bastardization of the Torah was essential to establishing his credibility and thus imposing his religion. Therefore, revealing Muhammad’s motivation for doing so is central to understanding the mess the world is in today.

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As we continue with the Islamic Adam, pay attention to three things. First, the details: megalomaniacs are so full of themselves that they get carried away. They present their preposterous notions as if they were divinely inspired. Second, the worst part of lying is remembering what was said. Most everything Muhammad reveals contradicts something he has or will profess. Third, each tradition invariably devolves into making Muhammad seem prophetic, or the Ka’aba and Islamic ritual seem divine…

482Tabari I:294 “When Allah saw the nakedness of Adam and Eve, He commanded Adam to slaughter a ram from the eight couple of small cattle He had sent down from Paradise. Adam took its wool, and Eve spun it. He and Eve wove it. Adam made a coat for himself, and a shift and veil for Eve. They put on that clothing.

Then Allah revealed to Adam, ‘I have a sacred territory around my Throne. Go and build a House for Me there.’”

This time, the clothes weren’t provided by Allah or made of leaves. And speaking of “Eve,” in true Islamic fashion, we are led to believe she was made to wear a veil. Adam made it for her even though they were alone in the Garden. Who was she hiding her face from?

Tabari I:294 “Adam said, ‘Lord, how could I build a house? I do not have the strength, and I do not know how.”

Chawah knows how to build a spinning wheel and loom, yet Adam can’t pile rocks. And Muslims say that god made women stupid.

“So Allah chose an angel to assist him and he went with him to Mecca.” Angels, we’ve been told, were not as smart as Adam. Now they are tour guides and contractors.

Tabari I:294 “Adam built the House with materials from five mountains: Mount Sinai, the Mount of Olives, Mount Lebanon, and al-Judi. He constructed its foundations with materials from Mount Hira near Mecca.

When he was finished with its construction the angel went out with him to Arafat. He showed him all the rites connected with the pilgrimage that people perform today. Then he went with him to Mecca and Adam circumambulated the House for a week. Returning to the land of India, he died upon Mount Nudh.”

I’d bet my life that if archeologists examined the stones of the Ka’aba they’d find no evidence that they came from any of those faraway places or that the construction dates to 3,968 BCE. But the egregious lie was not without benefit. We have arrived at the motivation behind this 483fairytale: the rites and rituals of Islam as they were adapted and ordered by Muhammad.

Should you be concerned that these Hadith mention Mecca when the original Ka’aba was in Petra, recognize that the oldest written accounts of the Quran date to the late 7^th and early 8^th century, and the Hadith were memorialized a century thereafter. The Ka’aba was moved sixty years after Muhammad’s death, such that these oral reports simply reflect the religious and political mantra of the day.

Everything associated with the pilgrimage had pagan origins. Nothing was from the Torah. Muhammad was desperate to give the hajj a holy spin because his career was dependent upon it. And lest we forget, in our quest to determine his veracity, in this version, Adam returns to India after a week of circumambulation. The last time we played this game, he continued to rotate until the flood.

Tabari I:295 “While Adam was in India Allah revealed to him that he should perform the pilgrimage to this House.” Therefore, it already existed and thus didn’t need to be built from the stones of many mountains.

Then, “Eventually he reached the House. He circumambulated it and performed all the rites of the pilgrimage. He wanted to return to India. When he reached the mountain passes of Arafat, [the place of Muhammad’s farewell sermon] the angels met him and said, ‘You have performed the pilgrimage faultlessly.’ This surprised him.

When the angels noticed his surprise they said, ‘Adam we have performed the pilgrimage to this House two thousand years before you were created. And Adam felt properly chastised.’”

Why would angels go to the Ka’aba to worship Allah if he lived in Heaven?

The Hadith that follow detail the origins of perfume and fruit. We’ll take a pass on them and go directly to those things essential to Islam. As you read these words, remember that internal contradiction is one of the surest 484signs that something is false. And Muhammad, as we are discovering, was the poster boy for this dubious trait. His nose is about to grow longer…

Tabari I:298 “The Black Stone which was originally whiter than snow was brought down with Adam as well as the staff of Moses. It was made from the myrtle of Paradise, which, like Moses, was ten cubits (five meters) tall, and also myrrh and incense.

Then anvils, mallets, and tongs were revealed to him. When Adam was cast down upon the mountain, he looked at an iron rod growing on the mountain. The first thing of iron he hammered was a long knife. Then he hammered the oven, the one which Noah inherited and that boiled with the punishment in India.

When Adam fell down, his head brushed against heaven. As a result, he became bald and passed on baldness to his children.”

What was a rock doing in paradise? If one could take something, wouldn’t they pick an implement more useful than a stone? Yet, while that stone was worthless to Adam, it was supremely useful for Muhammad. He turned a meteorite into the creator god of the universe. But Allah’s stone was black. How and why did Snow White turn ugly? Muhammad said, “The stone turned black because it was fingered by menstruating women.”

If Moses was five meters tall, over sixteen feet, how did he pass himself off as being part of Pharaoh’s family? And how could Adam have hit his head against Heaven by falling down? Perhaps, this is a clue. Muhammad is telling us something about Allah and the location of Paradise.

Why be so picky, you may be wondering? Ancient mythology and pagan religions are full of such nonsense. Yes, but Islam was invented centuries after the last pagan myth was conceived by the Egyptians, Babylonians, Greeks, Romans, and even Roman Catholics – so he is without excuse. More to the point, Muslims are committing mass murder today because of Muhammad’s braggadocio. Suicide bombers blast themselves into oblivion based upon 485this maniac’s promises. Simply stated: a non-prophet who makes a practice of lying shouldn’t be trusted. Muhammad’s promise of paradise for martyrs who die killing infidels can’t be relied upon.

Calling this verbal diarrhea “a religion” doesn’t make it one. From the beginning, there has been an undeniable pattern of deception and delusion. It never ends. Muhammad was willing to say and do anything in the name of his spirit so long as it advanced his personal agenda.

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Ever the unassuming one…

Tabari I:301 “I shall have one of those houses singled out for My generosity and distinguish it from all others by My name and call it My House. I shall have it proclaim My greatness, and it is upon it that I have placed My majesty.”

Allah is bragging about a stubby pile of unhewn and unmortared rocks. His “House” didn’t even have a roof because there was no wood for the beams in Petra.

Tabari I:301 “I, being in and together with everything, shall make that House a safe sanctuary whose sacredness will extend to those around, those underneath, and above it.”

Some safe sanctuary it turned out to be. Muhammad led dozens of armed raids against his own tribe in and around his hometown – all for control of Allah’s House. Even today, the Ka’aba is the cornerstone of terror. And please tell me: who is underneath the Ka’aba?

Tabari I:301 “I shall make it the first House founded as a blessing for mankind in the valley of Mecca. They will come to it disheveled and covered with dust upon all kinds of emaciated mounts from every ravine, shouting: ‘At Your service,’ shedding copious tears and noisily proclaiming ‘Allahu Akbar!’” Tears aside, Islamic terrorists say this before committing murder.

486Tabari I:301 “You shall dwell there, Adam, for as long as you live. Then the nations, generations, and prophets of your children shall live there, one nation after the other.”

Not so. Mecca wouldn’t exist for 4,000 years and Petra was abandoned shortly after the Ka’aba was moved. It was lost for half a millennium under the shifting sands. Even now, no one lives there.

Adam left the Garden 6,000 years ago. So, this is an error of enormous magnitude. The harder Muhammad tries to make Mecca and the Ka’aba appear credible and religious, the less credible and religious they appear.

Tabari I:301 “He commanded Adam to go to the Sacred House which was cast down to earth for him, [What happened to building it and the rocks from four mountains?] and to circumambulate it, just as he used to see the angels circumambulate Allah’s Throne. The Sacred House was a single jewel I was told. The House was cast down being a single jewel.”

Those last two lines confirm something that Muslims vociferously deny. A “house” is a place in which people live. It is unlike a temple, which is a place where people go to worship. Allah’s house was the stone. Most pagan gods were thought by their creators to embody the idol that represented them. Allah was no different.

Tabari I:302 “Eventually, when Allah drowned the people of Noah, He lifted it up, but its foundation remained. Allah established it as a residence for Abraham who (re)built its later form.”

That’s where all of this was going all along. Muhammad had to introduce Noah and then connect his hometown and Islam to Abraham. Allah’s Messenger turns Noah and Abraham into prophets indistinguishable from himself.

Allah, we are told, drowned everybody because they mocked Noah’s message – just as he will burn those who mock Muhammad’s. Then he remade Abraham in his image as a Muslim who was tormented and tested. These 487things were needed to justify his reliance on the Talmud and make himself and the Ka’aba appear worthy.

Tabari I:303 “When we were sitting in the mosque, Mujhid said, ‘Do you see this?’ I replied, you mean the Stone?’ He said, ‘You call it a stone?’ I said, ‘Is it not a stone?’

He said, ‘I was told by Abdallah bin Abbas that it was a white jewel that Adam took out of Paradise to wipe his tears – tears that did not stop for 2,000 years.’ I said, ‘Why and how did it turn black?’ He replied, ‘Menstruating women were touching it in the Jahiliyyah | the Time of Ignorance (i.e. pre-Islam)’”

Muhammad valued Allah’s stone as much as he despised menstruating women. His faithful managed to tie these things together.

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What you’re going to hear next is one of the most diabolical doctrines of Islam: men and women are born to be tormented. They have no choice in the matter. Eternal damnation is god’s doing, not man’s responsibility.

Tabari I:305 “Then Allah rubbed Adam’s back and brought forth his progeny. And every living being to be created by Allah to the Day of Resurrection came forth at Na’man. He scattered them in front of him like tiny ants. He made covenants with them…. He took two handfuls and said to those on the right, ‘Enter Paradise! And He said to the others, ‘Enter the Fire! I do not care.’”

Beyond demented, this is further evidence that Allah and Yahowah are opposites. Yahowah wants us to choose to know and respect Him; Allah is alleging that he made that decision for man, and he doesn’t care.

A moment’s reflection on this doctrine renders an undeniable verdict: Islam is irrelevant. If all men and women are predestined to heaven or hell, faith is folly. Good works are no more valuable than bad ones. Rituals 488are ridiculous. Martyrdom is madness. Eat, drink, and be merry, for a backrub sealed our fate.

Tabari I:306 “The Messenger said, ‘Allah created Adam and then rubbed Adam’s back with his right hand and brought forth his progeny.’ Then He said, ‘I have created these as the inhabitants of Paradise.’ Then he rubbed his back with His left hand and said, ‘I have created those for the Fire, and they will act as the inhabitants of the Fire.’

A man asked, ‘O Messenger, how is that?’ Muhammad replied, ‘When Allah creates a human being for Paradise, He employs him to act as the inhabitants of Paradise, and he will enter Paradise. And when Allah creates a human being for the Fire, He will employ him to act as the inhabitants of the Fire, and will thus make him enter the Fire.’”

In other words, he didn’t have a clue, although he gives us a clue as to what Islam is all about. The un-god directs the actions of men – good and bad. Allah is the employer of evil and that’s not good. Worse, he directs men to act badly so that he can punish them for doing as he decreed.

This fatalistic right- and left-hand ideology is affirmed in a Bukhari Hadith and then again in the 56^th surah.

Bukhari:V6B60N473 “Every created soul has his place written for him either in Paradise or in the Hell Fire. His happy or miserable fate is predetermined for him.”

For the Quran’s confirmation that Allah was sadistic, a demon predisposed to decadence and torture, feast upon this toxic concoction in Al-Waaqia | The Inevitable…

Quran 056.001-3 “When the Event occurs. No denying of its occurrence. Abasing, exalting, bringing down, raising up.”

The Inevitable presents Satan’s recasting of Yahowah’s return with His Firstborn, the Messiah, King, and Savior, Dowd | David, on Yowm Kipurym | the Day of Reconciliations in year 6000 Yah. This will occur at sunset in Yaruwshalaim, October 2^nd, 2033. And while it is the Devil’s Day of Doom and the ultimate victory for a 489remnant of Yisra’el, Satan needs to rewrite the script, predetermining the opposite outcome, if he is to postpone his incarceration in She’owl.

Therefore, Satan, in the guise of Allah, is positioning The Inevitable to convince Muslims that, on this day they will be despoiling virgins in his bisexual brothel of debauchery while the Jews are sadistically tortured at his command. Further, Satan needs Muslims to believe that this outcome is inevitable and, thus, undeniable.

Quran 056.004-6 “When the earth will be shaken, a shaking. The mountains will be crumbled, crumbling. They become dust particles, dispersing.”

Okay, so Allah’s a little wound up and giddy over the prospect that he can convince billions that this will actually occur. He is so powerful that the Earth will shake and the mountains will crumble, becoming dust and floating away – no doubt beginning with Mount Mowryah | Moriah.

As we proceed, there are only two kinds of people listed, although this says “three.” So much for the notion of Arabic numerals…

Quran 056.007-9 “And you become three kinds. Then companions of the right, what companions of the right? And companions of the left, what companions of the left?”

This is another allusion to the fatalistic backrub that determined everyone’s destiny – even Allah’s. And should you be curious, the reason for righties being right and the lefties losing is because ha Satan’s ultimate battle is against Dowd | David, not Yahowah. And Dowd is God’s Right Hand. Therefore, since the Messiah and Son of God is the ultimate defender of Yisra’el and the savior of Yahuwdym, Satan needs to either defeat him or replace him. And because replacing him fooled billions of Christians, we are to believe that Allah and Muslims represent the right hand of God. So according to Islam’s un-god, Jews are playing the losing hand as the lefties.

490Pressing on and venturing into Allah’s debauched paradise, the story commences with a “race.” Since this is all about Replacement Theology, it is germane to know that a race served as the point of departure for Paul in his first letter to the Galatians. The demon-possessed author of fourteen New Testament letters claimed to be winning the race to replace Dowd as the Messiah and Son of God with his mythical misnomer, Iesou Christos | Jesus Christ. His citation referenced something the prophet, Chabaquwq | Habakkuk had written to condemn Paul as the Plague of Death. Oblivious, Paul twisted it to infer that he was winning and would prevail. So, if that Devil’s Advocate could fool billions of Gentiles sufficiently to believe in a replacement god who hated Jews some 500 years ago, why not even more now…

Quran 056.010-24 “The foremost in the race, the foremost. Those the nearest ones in jannati | gardens of pleasure. A company from the former. And a few of the later. On thrones decorated. Reclining face to face. Will circulate among them boys who are perpetual virgins to pass around.

Cups and jugs, beakers full of sparkling wine. Wherefrom they will get neither aching of the head, nor any intoxication. And fruit, that they prefer. Bird meats that they relish. And Houris | Virgin girls with beautiful with big eyes. Like pearls protected in their shells. A reward for what they used to do.”

A drunken orgy with adolescent boys and girls as the reward for winning the race and for all they have done replacing Yahowah, Dowd, and Yahuwdym – especially killing Jews for Allah. It’s no wonder they find boys and girls willing to be suicide bombers.

For the replacement righties of Islam, there is an unexpected twist. The perpetual virgins who will be passed around are young boys. Allah’s party will begin with an orgy of homosexual pedophilia. But there will be more to the debauchery than just homosexual sodomy and pedophilia. There will be voyeurs and lots of booze, but no 491intoxication. This is because Islam has already provided more than enough intoxicants to inebriate billions.

Are you sufficiently disgusted? If not, there is lots more. And we wouldn’t want to be accused of plucking these unflattering verses out of a sea of moral platitudes.

Quran 056.025-32 “They will not hear therein vain talk and not sinful except a saying, ‘peace, peace.’ And the companion of the right, what the companion of the right. Among thornless lote-trees. And talh | banana-trees, one above another. Lengthened shadows. Gushing water. And fruit in plenty.”

This is simply stupid rather than perverted. Without vanity, there can be no Quran, Allah, or Muhammad. As a spiritual realm, there can be no trees in Heaven, much less stacked one on top of the other. So sorry, but this Snake is yanking someone’s chain.

After abusing little boys sexually and passing them around such that every Islamic terrorist has the opportunity to emulate Muhammad, the second course will be young girls. And these are special because they are prepared for pain and conquest. Murderous jihadists can be assured that their victims will always find sex irritating because Allah eternally replaces their ripped hymens – no matter how often they endure the pain.

Quran 056.033-40 “Unending, unlimited, unforbidden. On couches raised. Lo, We have made them perpetual virgins, growing a new growth. And made them virgins. Lovers, matched in age.

For companions of the right. A company of former people. And a company of later people.”

This disgusting presentation of the Islamic Paradise is so vulgar, demeaning, sexist, and immoral that it begs the question: why doesn’t everyone recognize that Allah is Satan? And this becomes overtly apparent considering the proposed list of sadistic tortures awaiting the Jews who have been left out. It is dumbfounding to realize the degree 492of indoctrination, indeed, stupidity, required to believe this is from God or that the Quran is moral.

The next time you hear a Muslim say that the god of the Quran and the God of the Torah are the same, remind them of the Islamic Heaven, or Hell. And should hypocritical Muslims condemn the West for its sexual decadence and perversion, ask them to read their Quran.

This is the fate the sadistic god of Islam selected and then predestined for lefties, also known as Jews…

Quran 056.041-46 “But companions of the left, what companions of the left? In scorching fire and scalding water, and a shadow of thick black smoke, neither cool nor pleasant. Verily, before that, they indulged in influence, And were persisting in the great sin.”

Since Allah insists that he was the God of the Towrah and Prophets, he ought to know that She’owl | Hell exists to incarcerate spiritual beings and wayward souls, not physical bodies. In case Muslims haven’t noticed, corpses rot and decay. The notion of bodily resurrection is ignorant and impossible. But since Christians claim it, as do many rabbis, Satan ran with the absurd notion.

Therefore, Allah intends to be abusive. He plans to torture Jews inside and out, with scorching fires and scalding water. But what’s the point if they are going to be asphyxiated by inhaling copious amounts of smoke? Clearly, Satan hasn’t thought this all through.

This known, you may be surprised to learn that the spurious and satanic text of Ezekiel is remarkably similar. The Lord of Babel devises a score of ways to rape Jewish girls and murder Jewish men.

Satan is jealous, which is the motivation for Islam and the Quran. He believes that Jews have it too good and that he has been shortchanged. Therefore, in his rendition of Replacement Theology, the Chosen People, who were 493treated too generously by God, must be punished for their great sin of serving as Yahowah’s people and prophets.

As we approach this next stanza, be aware that Orthodox Jews believe in bodily resurrection – which is likely why it was incorporated into Christianity by Paul – a Jewish rabbi. This belief explains why religious Jews wash the deceased’s body thoroughly and dress it up in a white shroud. And it is why they guard it from the moment of death until after burial. They are preparing the corpse for the expected resurrection. This is also why cremation and autopsies are forbidden among the Orthodox because they alter the body that they foolishly believe will rise. It is only Reform Jews, which is a recent anomaly, who realize that souls, not bodies, can survive beyond death.

Not to be outdone, Satan promotes the absurdity of a Day of Resurrection. It is also known as the Day of Judgment and Doom because, according to Allah, Jews will not be allowed to participate.

Quran 056.047-50 “And they used to say, ‘When we die and become dust and bones, lo, shall we then be resurrected? And also our forefathers?’ Say, ‘Lo, the former and the later, verily will be gathered for the appointed Day well-known and predetermined.’”

Once we come to know who he is and what he is trying to achieve, Allah and the Quran become transparent. This addition to the script of the Surah serves to proclaim that there will not be any Jews available to participate in the meeting which is appointed and well-known. This is the Day of Days, the ultimate Family Reunion on Yowm Kipurym | the Day of Reconciliations during the 120^th Yowbel / October 2^nd and 3^rd, 2033.

I know a great deal about this because it is my life’s mission to assure that Yahowah and Dowd are pleased with the number and quality of the Yahuwdym and Yisra’elites prepared to greet them upon their return. Twenty-two years ago, in the aftermath of the Islamic suicide bombings of 494America on 09.11.01 I was initially asked to expose and condemn Islam, after which I would spend the rest of my life as Yada, reacquainting Yahuwdym with Yahowah and reintroducing them to their Mashyach | Messiah, Dowd | David – all in preparation for this day.

All the while, the obstacles I have had to overcome were set in place by the religions of Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. So, this is a fight to the glorious end, when Yahowah and Yahuwdym will be reunited, and Satan and his religious stalwarts will be dispatched to She’owl. In this Divinely aided battle against the Adversary, we will be proven right, just like King Dowd, and the religious will be left to suffer the consequences.

Should you think that I’m being presumptuous in speaking about the role Yahowah we are fulfilling on behalf of His people, I would encourage you to read the volumes comprising An Introduction to God, Yada Yahowah, Observations, Coming Home, Babel, and Twistianity before passing judgment. But don’t do it for me, instead for yourself.

The lesson I learned when denouncing Satan throughout Ezekiel is that, for the Adversary to prevail, he must either kill or adversely influence every Jew such that there are none anticipating Yahowah’s homecoming. Should he be able to alter future history in this way, he would forestall God’s return and nullify His prophets, demonstrating Allahu Akbar.

But unfortunately for Satan, as is readily apparent when reading the Quran, he isn’t very bright, and he is constantly tripping on his forked tongue. Equipped with the Seven Spirits of Yahowah, and as foretold throughout the Prophets, most notably in Yasha’yah / Isaiah, a gowy serving as a Choter | Secondary Branch, a Nakry | Observant Foreigner, and a Basar | Human Herald will prevail over ha Satan and all of his aliases, including the 495Lord HaShem of Judaism, the Lord Jesus Christ of Christianity, and especially the Rabbi Allah, the Lord of Islam. It should be embarrassing to all of them that Yahowah would dispatch a Gentile to defeat the gaudy gods of religion.

But in all fairness, while the victory is monumentally important for God and His people, we’re battling against demonic and sadistic nincompoops…

Quran 056.051-56 “Then lo you, the astray, the astray erring deniers. Lo, you will eat the tree of Zaqqum (thorns). Then will fill with it the bellies. And drink boiling and scalding water on top of it. Lapping it up like female camels raging of thirst. Such is their welcome and entertainment on the Day of Judgment, Doom, and Recompense!”

Since I’m updating and augmenting what was Prophet of Doom to God Damn Religion on behalf of Yahowah and Yahuwdym, realize that Muhammad and Allah are miffed that the Jews in Yathrib didn’t accept them as Messiah and God, or as substitutions for Yahowah and Dowd. That was what they “denied.”

For not foisting a third false Messiah on the world with Muhammad, after Jesus and bar Kokhba, their recompense is to swallow a thorn tree and drink boiling water. And even if we were to wrongly excuse the cruelty, it is wise to appreciate the difference between Satan and Yahowah. In God’s case, those who err regarding Him, even deny Him, are not punished. It is only those who deliberately mislead or abuse His people who are sent to She’owl. And even for them, there will be no torture or physical pain.

Allah was, of course, stunted by having chosen to work with Muhammad. He was, as his Hadith and Quran depict him – stupid. So, the best Satan could do was to have his non-prophet speak of things he understood, such as thorns, boiling water, scorching winds, smoke, and 496diseased camels. And while that’s pathetic, it has fooled billions of Arabs.

This Day of Judgment, Doom, and Recompense is Yowm Kipurym in year 6000 Yah – just a decade from this writing. Satan is recasting the brightest day on Yahowah’s calendar as the darkest on his own. This is actually consistent with the disturbing rabbinical interpretation of the Day of Reconciliations, where they have made the religious Yom Kippur a time of affliction and denial.

Since Allah | Satan must either convince Jews that he is God or have Muslims fight as proxies to annihilate them, we find him boasting as Yasha’yah | Isaiah foretold. Having demonized and dehumanized them, the un-god has made it possible for his stooges to murder them without remorse. Then for bad measure, he is playing the one-and-only-god card.

Quran 056.057-62 “We, We, created you, then why do you admit it? Have you seen that which you emit? Is it you who create it, or are We the creators (of semen)?

We have decreed and ordained death to you all, and We are not to be outrun, from replacing you with others, transfiguring you in (forms) that you know not. And verily, you know the first creation account, then why do you not take heed?”

Pointing out the obvious, a credible and scientifically correct written accounting of the creative process, followed by an accurate early assessment of history, a moral narrative, and fulfilled prophecies, detailed in the Towrah is the reason we know that Yahowah designed and created us. Since Allah and the Quran have composed a comedy act in complete disregard for reality, this cannot serve as proof, impugning the opening statement.

Having considered Muhammad’s answer to the rabbi regarding sexual discharge, claiming to be the creators of man’s emittance is equally lame – as are creators – plural – in this context. And speaking of such, while creating life 497would have been a worthy achievement, ordaining death to everyone – not so much. But the comparison between life and death provides a palpable contrast between Yahowah and Allah as the One who gives life and the other who takes it away.

We then return to the races just in time to validate my point regarding Replacement Theology. The Jews that Allah is unable to kill, he intends to replace. It worked for Paul and Christianity, so why not for Islam?

The transformation is to apes and swine according to Allah, so we did take heed. And verily, lo, we have already taken note of the first creation account. You’ll find the result in the Bare’syth / Beginning volume of Yada Yahowah. I found the testimony of a real God enlightening.

Quran 056.063-70 “Do you see what you sow? Is it you who cause it to grow, or are We the Grower? Were it Our will, We could crumble it as debris and you would be regretful wondering.

Lo, we are laden with debt. Nay, we are deprived. Have you seen the water you drink? Is it you who send it from the rainclouds, or are We the Shedder? If We willed, We could make it salty. Then why are you not grateful and thankful?”

Having never actually performed a miracle or created anything of value, the un-god continues to credit himself with the mundane. He is the Grower, not the farmer. And he is the Pulverizer, ever ready to destroy life.

Unwilling to plant gardens or produce any useful product, it was Muhammad and the first Muslims who were in debt to the Jews in Yathrib. After invading and occupying their land and living on the loans the Jews had made for them to survive, the first Muslims decided that murdering their hosts was more expedient than paying them back.

Then doing away with science, and the realization that it is the evaporation of seawater by the sun that causes the water vapor to rise and form clouds that dispense fresh 498water, Allah is the Shedder. And it’s a miracle because rather than turning saltwater fresh, he is ever ready to do the opposite. It is little wonder he is complaining about being underappreciated.

Quran 056.071-74 “Do you see the fire which you strike? Is it you who made the tree or are We the Producers? We have made it a reminder and a convenience for the wayfarers and denizens of the desert. So glorify the name of Rabbika | your Lord, the Most Great.”

At least we agree on something. The Islamic Lord has been supremely convenient for the denizens of the deserts. And that is the full scope of the Quran. It is a revelation for Arabs in Arabia during the 7^th century and nothing more.

Rabbika swears that there are mansions in the stars. This is obviously a tremendous oath, because lo, we did not know. It is the perfect way for an un-god and his non-prophet to honor this recital of their glorious Quran…

Quran 056.075-80 “But nay, I swear by the mawaqi | the mansions of the stars. And verily, this is an oath, if you know great.

Lo! It is a noble Quran in a Book kept hidden and guarded. None touch it but the purified. A revelation from the Rabbi of the worlds of men and jinn.”

Team Islam prevails again. They have done a marvelous job keeping this “Book hidden and guarded.” What better way to reveal it? And I’m glad that they clarified that only the purified could touch it, because otherwise, we might be questioning why it was just recited, and not actually given, to Muhammad – a pedophile and rapist, sadist and mass murdering terrorist. Now we know.

As for the mansions for the stars or a noble oath, methinks not. Nonetheless, Allah is as Yasha’yah presented him. The Lord of Babel aspires to be the Lord of the Worlds.

While there are some who have tried, making a living out of denying the Quran is likely to work as well for an 499author as it did for those who sold Talmud stories to this non-prophet. Unable to engage in debate to defend their Lord, Muslims tend to murder those who convey the truth.

Quran 056.081-87 “Is it to this statement that you are indifferent and trivialize? And you make denial your livelihood? Then why not when it reaches the throat, and you that moment look, and We are nearer to him than you, but you see not. Then why, if you are not in bondage or indebted to be recompensed. Bring it back if you are truthful?”

Other than the Lord being miffed that his Quran is poorly received by those with an IQ above 70, the rest of this is garbled and unintelligible.

Allah is fixated on bodies, not souls, and seems unaware that animal consciousness distinguishes life from death. This is because souls cannot be tormented with thorns or scalding water. So he is incorrectly stating that the unidentified source of life emerges from the throat when we are not looking. And he wants Muslims to believe that he has the power to bring it back, which would be to reconstitute a rotting corpse and infuse it with life – akin to Ezekiel’s skeletal resurrections in the Valley of Dry Bones.

Turning aside from the lefties and back to the righties, we are reminded…

Quran 056.088-96 “Then, if he be of those brought nigh, rest and provision, gardens of pleasure, and if he was of the companions of the right. Then, peace for you from companions of the right.

But if he be of the deniers, the astray, then welcome to the entertainment and hospitality of boiling water, and burning Hell-Fire. Verily, this is surely the truth certain. So glorify the name of your Lord, the Most Great.”

According to this, and other surahs like it, every person’s flesh will be teased or tormented based solely upon a right- or left-handed back rub six thousand years ago. It is as disgusting as it is nonsensical. Allah is no more God than a turnip.

500Nonetheless, nearly two billion people claim to be subservient to this demon. Sixty percent are young, and many of them are willing to die for their virginal boy toys.

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The story of Adam’s sons is next. What do you bet Muhammad twists another Talmud account for his benefit?

Tabari I:308 “The story of Cain and Abel was told by Allah to Muhammad in the Quran saying, ‘Recite to them – meaning the people of the Book – the story of the two sons of Adam truthfully…to the end of the story. Eventually, two boys, called Cain and Abel, were born to Adam. Cain was a farmer and Abel was a herdsman. Cain was the older of the two.’”

Thus far, this is from the Talmud’s presentation of the Towrah, but there is an Islamic twist…

Tabari I:308 “Cain had a sister who was more beautiful than Abel’s sister. [How could that be if they were brothers?] Abel sought to marry Cain’s sister, but Cain refused and said, ‘She is my sister born together with me and she is more beautiful than your sister. I deserve to marry her more than you do.’ So, Adam ordered Cain to marry her to Abel. However, he refused.”

Muhammad’s preoccupation with twisted sex was second only to his sadism. Islam’s non-prophet, like his version of Abel, committed murder and indulged in incest to satisfy his cravings. Muhammad married his foster son’s wife simply because she was more beautiful than any of his.

Tabari I:309 “Cain and Abel offered a sacrifice to Allah to find out who was more deserving of the girl. On that day Adam was absent as he had gone to have a look at Mecca.” That would have been a walk of continental proportions, and to nowhere because, at the time, no one lived in Arabia.

501“Allah had said to Adam, ‘Adam do you know that I have a House on Earth?’ Adam replied, ‘Indeed I do not.’ Allah said, ‘I have a house in Mecca. So go there!’”

In Islam, one thing is eternal – contradictions. Just a few pages ago, Adam was credited with building the Ka’aba – which was a rock pile and never a house.

Tabari I:309 “Adam said to heaven, ‘Guard my two children.’ [I thought he had four kids – two sons and two daughters. Don’t daughters count?] But heaven refused. Adam addressed the Earth with the same request, but the Earth refused.” Excuse me. In Islam, two things are eternal – contradictions and foolishness.

“He addressed the mountains but they also refused. He then spoke to Cain, who said, ‘Yes. You shall go and when you return you shall be happy with the condition you find your family.’”

After some bragging and bickering, we find…

Tabari I:309 “Abel offered a fat young sheep and Cain a sheaf of corn. Finding a large ear, Cain husked and ate it. A fire came down from heaven. It consumed Abel’s offering and left that of Cain. Whereupon Cain got angry and said, ‘I shall kill you to prevent you from marrying my sister. Abel said, ‘Allah accepts only from those who [love? No, sorry, guess again] fear Him….’ One day Cain came upon him while he was asleep. He lifted a big rock and crushed Abel’s head with it.” Do you suppose the rock was Allah’s Black Stone?

Tabari I:310 “Allah sent two ravens that were brothers and they fought with one another. When the one killed the other, it dug a hole for it and covered it with soil. When Cain saw that, he said, ‘Woe to me! Am I incapable of being like that raven, so as to conceal my brother?’ This explains Allah’s word: ‘And Allah sent a raven to scratch a hole in the earth in order to show him how to conceal his brother.’” (Quran 005.031)

Allah’s idea of dealing with guilt is to hide the evidence – or lie about it. Demonstrating this to be so, listen to Muslims deny what they perpetrated and celebrated on October 7^th, 2023.

502I want to let you in on the Quran’s dirty little secret. These fanciful tales didn’t come from Allah or even Muhammad’s vivid imagination. They were pilfered from the Jewish Talmud – uninspired religious interpretations of the Towrah, Naby’, wa Mizmowr.

With that in mind, let’s spend a moment in the 5^th Surah. After a contrived discussion between Moses and the Israelites in the wilderness, the scene jumps abruptly twenty-five centuries back in time:

Quran 005.027 “And recite to them the story of the two sons of Adam with truth when they both offered a sacrifice, but it was accepted from one and was not accepted from the other. Said, ‘Lo, I will kill you.’ Said, ‘Lo, al-Lahu only accepts from the fearing.

Quran 005.028 If you stretch your hand against me to kill me, I shall not stretch my hand against you to kill you, for, verily, I fear al-Laha, Rabba of the Worlds.

Quran 005.029 Lo, I wish you be laden with my sin and your sin so you will be of the dwellers of the Fire. And this is the recompense of the dark and cruel polytheists.’”

The Hadith was designed to give the Quran the context it otherwise lacks. But by stealing and then twisting the story, all Allah demonstrated was that he could not even plagiarize effectively.

You may have noticed that Abel is mean, even spiteful and vindictive in the Quran – worse than he was in the Hadith, and nothing like the kind man presented in the Towrah. Similar to Muhammad, the meaner Abel condemned his brother to the Hell-Fire.

Quran 005.030 “Then prompted his soul to kill his brother, so he killed him and became of the losers.

Quran 005.031 Then al-Lahu sent a raven. It scratched in the earth to show him how to hide the naked corpse of his brother. He said, ‘Woe to me, I am unable to even be like the raven and hide the naked corpse of my brother. Then he became of the regretful.’”

503Inducing men to murder was Allah’s calling. So why can’t Muslims see him for the loser he actually is – one fixated on the naked bodies of men and women? And of course, Allah is aiding and abetting the crime of murder with the raven.

However, as we learned previously, by including this perversion of the truth, Muhammad tipped his cards, revealing the game he was playing. In an excerpt from the Midrash, a Jewish book of myths and fables, we find the Pirke Rabbi Eliezer telling this story, “Adam and his companion sat weeping and mourning for him (Abel) and did not know what to do with him as burial was unknown to them. Then came a raven, whose companion was dead, took its body, scratched in the earth, and hid it before their eyes; then said Adam, I shall do as this raven has done, and at once he took Abel's corpse, dug in the earth and hid it.” (Geiger, Judaism and Islam, p.80)

Quran 005.032 “From (the) time that We ordained on (the) Children (of) Israel that he who kills a soul other than (for) a soul or (for) spreading corruption in the earth, then (it) is as if he has killed all mankind. And whoever saves it, then (it) is as if he has saved all the mankind. And surely, Our Messengers came to them with clear Signs yet, lo, many of them after that (are) surely those who exceed the limits in the earth.”

Not only is the causal link unintelligible, but the moral of the story is insane. Allah is reporting that it’s okay to kill Jews if they’re causing mischief (such as scoffing at the non-prophet for stealing this citation from the Talmud). Allah is thus giving Muhammad a carte blanche for mass murder. And he took it. Islam’s non-prophet slaughtered thousands of Jews in genocidal rage.

On its face, Allah’s statement has no connection with the preceding or following narrative. Why the life or death of one should be as the salvation or destruction of all mankind is not made apparent. However, when we turn to another Jewish citation, we find that this bizarre 504interpretation of the Towrah came from the Talmud Mishnah Sanhedrin 4. There we read…

“We find it said in the case of Cain who murdered his brother, ‘The voice of thy brother's bloods crieth’ (Bare’syth / Genesis 4:10). It is not said here blood in the singular, but bloods in the plural, that is, his own blood and the blood of his seed. Man was created single in order to show that to him who kills a single individual it shall be reckoned that he has slain the whole race, but to him who preserves the life of a single individual it is counted that he hath preserved the whole race.” (Talmud Mishnah Sanhedrin, 4.5)

Therefore, the lone verse that Islamic apologists cite out of context to suggest that the Quran and Islam are not murderous and sadistic was not only followed one which proves otherwise, the “positive” message was composed by a Jewish rabbi, not Allah. This realization is factually irrefutable and the consequence is undeniable.

Moreover, what follows exposes and condemns the real Trinity of Muhammad / Allah / Satan as sadistic and demonic…

Quran 005.033 “The only punishment (for) those who wage war (against) al-Laha and His Rasul and who do mischief in the land (is) that they shall be killed or they be crucified, or their hands and their feet must be cut off on opposite sides. And they can be exiled from the land. That, for them, is (the) disgrace in the world, and in the hereafter, a dreadful torment and severe punishment.”

Quran 005.037 “They would like to escape from the Hell-Fire, but they will never succeed, and their suffering shall be eternal.”

Stunning, isn’t it?

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505Throughout his creation account, Muhammad has professed to be an expert on Satan, so I’d like to share some of my favorite Satanic Hadiths.

Bukhari:V2B21N245 “A person slept in and missed the morning prayer. So the Prophet said, ‘Satan urinated in his ears.’” Satan wouldn’t be troubled by a Muslim missing a prayer to Allah unless Islam served his interests.

Bukhari:V4B54N494 “Allah’s Apostle said, ‘When the upper edge of the sun appears in the morning, don’t perform prayer till it has risen. When the lower edge of the sun sets, don’t perform prayer till it has set, for the sun rises between two sides of Satan’s head.’”

Bukhari:V4B54N509 “The Prophet said, ‘Yawning is from Satan and if anyone of you yawns, he should check his yawning as much as possible, for if anyone of you during the act of yawning should say: “Ha,” Satan will laugh at him.’”

Bukhari:V4B54N513 “Allah’s Apostle said, ‘A good dream is from Allah, and a bad dream is from Satan; so if anyone of you has a bad dream and is afraid, he should spit on his left side, for then it will not harm him.’”

Bukhari:V4B54N516 “The Prophet said, ‘If anyone rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blow it out thrice because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night.’” Thank you, Dr. Muhammad.

Bukhari:V4B54N522 “Allah’s Apostle said, ‘When you hear the crowing of cocks, seek blessings. Their crowing indicates that they have seen an angel. When you hear the braying of donkeys, seek refuge, for their braying indicates that they have seen Satan.’”

Based on what we have heard thus far, the Quran and Hadith sound a lot like the braying of donkeys. Do you suppose we have seen Satan in them?

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