328God Damn Religion
Snake
…Slithering Out of the Garden into the Quran
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Would You Believe?
When Allah wants to frighten his slaves, the sun falls out of its chariot. This is a full eclipse, a misfortune for the sun.
Tabari V1:236
The sun falls out of its chariot.
Since the Islamic scripture is based upon stories pilfered from the Talmudic interpretation of Genesis and Exodus, we will start at the beginning and review what Allah inspired Muhammad to say about our genesis. The Towrah has but one version; Islam has many. Since the Towrah’s account preceded Islam’s by 2,000 years, we’ll review it first. This will be one of several accounts covered from both perspectives.
To set the stage, Yahowah’s revelation of our beginning was revealed 3,470 years ago. There were no scientists or even a word for “science.” Calculus, the language of astronomical creation, wouldn’t be invented for three millennia. The language of life, DNA, was a concept well beyond this time. I say this to reveal something that should be obvious. The Genesis account, while scientifically accurate, was not intended to teach the Yisra’elites how God made the universe. For them, it was a spiritual explanation of why He created it.
Genesis reveals that the universe and the Earth, then plants, animals, and humans, were created in six days, which may strike the casual reader as improbable even though it has been proven accurate. Looking back in time to a period long before the perspective of a “day” or “year” 329here on Earth was a functional measure, the universe is said to be fourteen billion years old. However, Genesis is told from the perspective of the Creator at creation, and time is relative. It moves more slowly when exposed to great velocity or mass, the conditions experienced during the Big Bang – a term which is first cited in Genesis.
Recently, when measuring the Cosmic Radiation Background from the Big Bang, it was determined that time was stretched 1012. And when we divide 14 billion years by 1012, the result is six 24-hour days. Beyond this, the depiction of events is in the correct order and accurately described. Should these affirmations interest you, read the Bare’syth ~ Beginning volume of Yada Yahowah.
The Towrah’s account begins with light, which is energy, and transitions over time to matter. It presents plants preceding animals, with mammals and humans made from the same material, evolving from them. Further, God gives credence to micro-evolution, telling us that each species would produce after their kind.
While some claim that the fourth day of creation was presented out of order, that is not the case. The Genesis account reveals that the sun and moon became visible as a result of the Earth’s atmosphere becoming translucent.
The sun and moon, as greater and lesser lights, have served as signs for the seasons, days, and years – providing the ability to properly date the Miqra’ey | Invitations to Meet with God. In particular, the Son of God and Messiah, as the greater light, fulfilled Pesach and Matsah for Bikuwrym in year 4000 Yah, making the 4th day prophetic. And the moon represents his Herald, the one radiating the light of our Savior, Messiah, and King.
By contrast, most religions turned the sun, moon, and stars into gods. And that includes Islam: “Nay, by the Moon.” (Quran 074.032) Throughout the Sunnah, the sun and moon are given anthropomorphic qualities and shown as 330submissive Muslims. Yahowah, in contrast, wanted us to know that life was more important than things and that things – even big, bright, shiny things – were not God.
So, for our edification and comparison, here are some highlights from Bare’syth / Genesis, beginning with the first words recorded in the Towrah …
“In (ba) the beginning, at the start of time and the initiation of the process of existence (re’shyth), the Almighty (‘elohym), for accompaniment and association (‘eth), created, conceiving by causing a new existence (bara’) of the spiritual world and heavens (ha shamaym) and (wa) alongside (‘eth) the material realm (ha ‘erets). (Bare’syth / Genesis 1:1)
And (wa) the material realm (ha ‘erets) existed for a finite period of time (hayah) formless and without shape, lacking organization (tohuw), a disorderly, chaotic, and empty space (wa bohuw), dark, hidden, obscure, and unknowable (wa choshek) in proximity to (‘al) the presence (paneh) of the vast, inexhaustible power and inaccessible, mysterious energy of the big bang (tahowm). Then (wa), the Spirit (ruwach) of God (‘elohym) hovered over and quickly administered to, supervising (rachaph ‘al) the appearance (paneh) of the fluid state (maym). (Bare’syth 1:2)
In addition (wa), God (‘elohym) said (‘amar), ‘Let there continuously be (hayah) light (‘owr) and (wa) light (‘owr) exists (hayah).’ (Bare’syth 1:3) And (wa) God (‘elohym) saw (ra’ah) the association with (‘eth) the light (ha ‘owr) was truly (ky) good and beneficial, having desirable qualities (towb).
God (wa ‘elohym) caused the ongoing separation (badal) between (bayn) the light (ha ‘owr) and (wa) making understanding possible through this connection with (bayn) the darkness (ha choshek). (Bare’syth 1:4)
331The Almighty (wa ‘elohym) accordingly (la) called out in a welcoming way and proclaimed (qara’) the continuous nature of the approaching light (la ha ‘owr) day (yowm). And concerning (wa la) the darkness concealing the way of ignorance and confusion with the absence of light (ha chosek), He called its limited existence (qara’) night (laylah).
Then, there was (wa hayah) evening, a period of darkness, a discouraged state of foreign occupation and era of ignorant commingling of faiths (‘erab / ‘arab) and there would be (wa hayah) morning, the beginning of a new day, a time to be observant, perceptive, and judgmental, a time for consideration, to be attentive and respond appropriately (boqer) – one day (yowm ‘echad).” (Bare’syth 1:5)
Light is associated with time, not only because light defines time, but also because Yahowah’s Light is the source of enlightenment and eternal life. The absence of light renders us confused and imperfect, separated from God. Without the energy needed to survive, such souls cease to exist upon their demise.
This statement reveals an enriching contrast between the imperfect and perfect conjugations. In the imperfect, light will be associated with Yahowah forever, with the relationship enduring throughout time. In the perfect conjugation, darkness will only exist for a finite period.
God’s statement is helpful in that it causes us to question the way we normally consider time. Yahowah has “the end of the day” preceding the “beginning of the day.” This encourages us to look at creation from the Creator’s perspective rather than our own. This is also how God wants us to observe time, with the Shabat beginning at sunset rather than sunrise.
“Evening,” or “end of the day,” is represented by ‘ereb – and that’s where the fun begins. The three Hebrew 332letters that comprise ‘ereb can be rendered five ways, several of which are appropriate. Boqer, the word rendered as “morning,” or “beginning of the day,” has several potential meanings as well – all of which seem to fit. So whether God intended to convey ‘ereb or ‘arab, the implications go well beyond day one of creation. Keeping in mind that the darkness is only for a finite time, the Chosen People have endured a period of hopelessness and despair of “biblical” proportions. For twenty-five centuries, foreigners have occupied the land of Yisra’el. Christians and Muslims have come to believe an irrational commingling of pagan myths as noxious swarms of Arab terrorists have sought to devour the Promised Land.
Boqer is good news – the promise of a new day. There will be a brighter future, a new beginning for God’s people. And today, as was the case in the time of Moseh and Dowd, we have the opportunity to be observant, to seek the information God revealed and then decide how to respond. With boqer, the perceptive can contemplate the merits of the Miqra’ey and make the right choice, aware of what Yahowah is offering and asking in return.
During this time of universal genesis, there would have been no shortage of darkness or light as energy was being transformed into matter, space, and time. Everything was mixing together and joining to form the interwoven fabric we call spacetime. It was as pleasing to God as it is to us. But let us not forget, Bare’syth is also God’s message to us, His pledge of fellowship, and His plan of salvation – one in which He explains the exchange for our redemption.
“God (wa ‘elohym) said (‘amar) matter and space, and the extended solid support of universal expansion (raqya’), will exist (hayah) in the midst of (ba tawek) the fluid conditions (maym), existing (hayah) to divide and separate (badal) between things for the purpose of understanding (bayn) water (ha maym) in relation to (la) 333this fluid state as this source of inquiry and life (maym).” (Bare’syth / Genesis 1:6)
The second day does not chronicle a creative act. According to Yahowah, and confirmed by science three millennia later, matter, space, and time were the product of light energy and the result of the Big Bang. “Matter and space” were derivatives of that which God called into existence on day one. By unleashing the appropriate amount of energy during the first “interval of time,” our solar system was enabled in the second. And as is suggested by this passage, the sun and the Earth were born in molecular clouds of hydrogen and water vapor.
The Submillimeter Wave Astronomy Satellite has recently confirmed that water exists in great abundance in the translucent clouds where new stars are born – as was the case at this moment in creation. This super-heated gas plays a major role in the chemistry of molecular clouds.
God was and remains correct in this depiction. Giant molecular clouds comprised primarily of H2 molecules, some a million times more massive than our sun and 150 light-years across, still serve as nurseries for star formation. Many can be seen with the naked eye in our own galaxy, as they cause the patchy appearance of the Milky Way by obscuring the light of the stars behind them. Hubble Space Telescope photographs of these nebulae are breathtaking in their beauty, including the Carina, Crab, Horsehead, Eagle, Mystic Mountain, Lagoon, Bubble, Butterfly, Spirograph, Ring, Veil, Hourglass, Ghost, Glowing Eye, and Orion Nebulae, and of course, the Pillars of Creation.
More recently we have detected these molecular clouds in distant galaxies through the presence of CO, carbon monoxide. This is telling because we are carbon-based lifeforms and oxygen transforms molecular hydrogen into H2O. As the densest areas within these molecular clouds collapse from the gravitational effects, 334they begin to rotate. As is the case with a figure skater when she brings in her arms and legs, the more these nebulae clusters shrink in size, the faster they spin, flattening the cloud and concentrating its mass in the center, giving birth to a protostar and planets.
“God (wa ‘elohym) acted and engaged, expending considerable energy (‘asah) in association with (‘eth) matter and space, the measure of the material within the vastness of the universe which was expanding (raqya’). He divided and separated, making a distinction between (badal) relative things in space over an interval of time (bayn) from (min) the various forms of water (ha maym) relative to (‘asher) and in association with that which is exchanged in an orderly arrangement for the purpose of establishing that which underlies everything (tachat) regarding the support for matter and the expanse of space (la ha raqya’).
These are the connections between things in space over the time (bayn) of this source of inquiry regarding existence and life among the waters (ha maym) relative to (‘asher) that which is distinct from (min) and yet in proximity to (‘al) matter and the expansion of space (la ha raqya’). Thereby (wa) it existed (hayah) correctly verified and portrayed (ken).” (Bare’syth 1:7)
God (‘elohym) is mentioned once in this declaration. The concept of relativity (‘asher and bayn) is presented four times, providing us with a frame of reference. The preparation, production, and composition of “raqya’ – matter and space,” and the “orderly arrangement of it, its sequence, source, and basis,” is conveyed three times. By so doing, Yahowah disclosed which scientific methods humanity would develop to appreciate the creative process.
“Then (wa), God (‘elohym) called out in an inviting and welcoming way (qara’) to the expansion of matter in the vastness of space (la ha raqya’) of the heavens 335(shamaym). And there was (wa hayah) evening, a period of darkness, the mixing together of an interwoven fabric (‘erab / ‘arab) and there would be (wa hayah) morning, the beginning of a new day, a time to be observant, perceptive, and judgmental (boqer) – the second day (yowm sheny).” (Bare’syth / Genesis 1:8)
Scientifically, our solar system was created during this period. It happened in the manner God has testified. Water was present and essential. There is an association between all things because relativity and time are linked. The increasing separation and the repulsive nature of dark energy still lie at the heart of the effects we observe.
Spiritually, two denotes choice. The second day is focused on separation. We need to choose whose side we want to be on – that of light or darkness. Are we going to remain mired in the realm of matter and space or are we going to relate to our Creator and be with Him?
Historically, the second millennium of human history, consistent with Yahowah’s creative witness, was punctuated with the ultimate story of water separating mankind from life and from God. Noach | Noah was called out and separated from the midst of evil men, living in a wooden ark of protection designed by God while the waters rose and consumed those who chose the wrong side of the divide. If you want to live with Yahowah you will have to trust Him, too. Noach listened intently and then acted, engaging by doing what Yahowah had instructed. He and his family were saved as a result. It has always been a rather simple, straightforward equation.
“God (wa ‘elohym) said (‘amar), ‘The waters (ha maym) will be gathered (qawah) from (min) beneath (tachath) the heavens (ha shamaym) directed toward (‘el) one special place (maqowm ‘echad).’ Then (wa), He wanted to see the solid ground appear, exposing the surface of the earth (ra’ah ha yabeshah). Therefore (wa) 336it existed (hayah) verifiable and correct (ken). (Bare’syth 1:9) And (wa) God (‘elohym) called out in an inviting and welcoming way (qara’) to the surface of the earth (la ha yabeshah) as ‘erets | land (‘erets). Then (wa), regarding (la) the accumulation and beneficial expectation of the gathering together of insights which can be derived by looking forward with confident anticipation and pondering the implications of this collection into a home suitable for living (miqawah) of the many phases of water (ha maym) He called (qara’) seas (yamym). And God (wa ‘elohym) saw and considered (ra’ah) that indeed (ky) it was beneficial and good (towb).” (Bare’syth / Genesis 1:10)
There is also more to ‘erets than “land, earth (as in the ground, not the planet), region, realm, or territory.” It addresses that which is “firm,” and thus “material,” contrasting it with space and light energy during the initiation of the creative process and was, therefore, translated as “material realm.” ‘Erets is most often used to describe the Land of Yisra’el | Israel. The designation “Promised Land” is from ‘amar ‘erets, meaning “the land which is spoken about.”
The yamym | seas are symbolic of gowym | gentiles. And regarding them, God’s call to the yamym was written in the perfect conjugation, making it short-lived. By contrast, Yahowah’s welcoming invitation to the ‘erets, representing Yisra’el, is ongoing throughout time because it was written in the imperfect conjugation.
This account provides an adroit declaration of what occurred on planet Earth at this time. Our world cooled to below the boiling point as volcanic activity began to wane. A more translucent atmosphere started to form as a result of diminished plumes of volcanic ash, but also as a consequence of diminished asteroid bombardment. Water began to flow into the Earth’s seas. These fortuitous conditions afforded an immediate opportunity for life.
337Once again, nothing was created on this day. One thing flowed from another. The sequence Yahowah laid out was substantive, orderly, and rational. His words continue to sound more like a scientific text than the musings of primitive humans.
“God (‘elohym) explained (‘amar), ‘Let the land produce plants such that the vegetation grows (dasha ha ‘erets dashe’), verdant vegetation (‘eseb) reproducing by spreading seeds, evolving and conceiving new growth through this genetic process of reproduction (zera’ zera’) in successive generations (pary), trees (‘ets) producing (‘asah) the fruit (pery) of their species of a living organism (myn huw’) relative to (‘asher) their seed (zera’ huw’) for its kind (ba huw’) over (‘al) the earth (ha ‘erets).’ And it became so through this sequence of events (wa hayah ken).” (Bare’syth / Genesis 1:11)
It would have been beautiful to behold: “dasha ha ‘erets dashe’ – the land producing plants, the vegetation growing, bringing forth a proliferation of life on earth” with “‘eseb – shimmering green plants, herbs and grasses glistening.” They “zera’ zera’ – reproduced by spreading seeds, dispersing them and evolving” “pary – throughout successive generations by being fruitful.” The “‘ets – trees” “‘asah – bore” the fruit “myn huw’ – of their species of a living organism after their kind.”
In this statement, Yahowah revealed something many do not appreciate. While conceiving life was an exceptional accomplishment, even more complicated than creating a universe in which it could thrive, doing so in such a way that life would be able to reproduce and proliferate was equally challenging. It was something that God accomplished by inventing seeds, which would not only take root in the presence of soil and water but would carry the genetic code of each species with them. It was a design element to encourage reproduction that He would incorporate into His conception of animals through sperm.
338Dashen, a derivative of dasha’, means “to anoint,” symbolic of the Messiah Dowd and of what happens to us when we are immersed in the Set-Apart Spirit. It is woven into the beloved 23rd Psalm – a Mizmowr we celebrate in the concluding chapter of Coming Home ~ Messiah. The language of salvation continues to permeate this revelation: from living and anointing to being born of the FirstFruits’ harvest as part of an extended family, to being God’s offspring, eternally existing because of what occurred through this sequence of events.
“The earth (wa ha ‘erets) as a result of this input continually brought forth (yatsa’) a shimmering and verdant variation of vegetation and plant life (dashe’ ‘eseb), reproducing by spreading the seeds (zera’ zera’) of their type and characteristic, evolving from a partitioning of the original gene pool (la myn huw’).
The trees, leafy plants with wooden trunks and branches (‘ets), produced (‘asah) the fruit (pery) which, to advance the beneficial aspects of this relationship (‘asher), was their seed (zera’ huw’) for the advancement of their species (ba huw’ la myn). God (wa ‘elohym) saw (ra’ah) that it was (ky) good, productive, and pleasing (towb). (Bare’syth / Genesis 1:12)
There was (wa hayah) evening, the mingling and joining together of things (‘erab) and there would be (wa hayah) morning, the beginning of a new day (boqer) – the third day (yowm shalyshy).” (Bare’syth 1:13)
With the emergence of life, this is the second time the Creator has expressed satisfaction with His creation. He was also pleased by the onset of light. And indeed, His Light still leads to life.
Yahowah’s concluding comment on the benefit of having established the conditions necessary for life to emerge and reproduce, proliferating around the world, was rather understated. He said: Life is good.
339Having completed the third day, Yahowah’s most important creation was about to occur: He was a Father enjoying His relationship with His Son and we have reached the dawn of the fourth millennium of human development. It is the year 1,750,000,000 BCE cosmologically. Spiritually, this day predicts the events that would unfold during man’s fourth millennium: Yahowah’s years 3000 to 4000, an epoch which corresponds to 968 BCE through 33 CE – with Dowd playing the starring role from Cornerstone of the Home to the Lamb opening Heaven’s Door. (968 BCE to 33 CE represents 1,000 years because the Roman Catholics failed to include the year 0 on their Gregorian calendar.)
“God (wa ‘elohym) said, expressing in words (‘amar), ‘There shall be (hayah) lights whose implications should be pondered (ma’owr) in the expanse (ba raqya’) of the heavens (shamaym) to better understand the separation between (badal bayn) the daylight, this time of reckoning when there is light (ha yowm) because it is distinct from (wa bayn) the darkness of the night where there is limited light (ha laylah).
For a time, they will exist (wa hayah) as symbols and signs, as non-verbal representations which make the approach more clearly known, providing indications advising one’s consent when evaluating recompense and reward (la ‘owth) regarding the appointed meeting of the restoring witness (wa la mow’ed), and (wa) for days when there is light (yowm) and for years, the cycle of the seasons, renewal of life, and measure of time (wa shanah).” (Bare’syth 1:14)
Ma’owr encourages us to ponder the implications of light, differentiating it from the surrounding darkness. And just as the moon, planets, and stars represent tiny specks of light in the vast expanse of the night sky, in our world and throughout time, an infinitesimal percentage of people reflect Yah’s light. And yet, without light, there is no life, 340and without darkness, no death. This makes it essential for us to bayn | understand the difference between them.
When words like ‘owth and mow’ed are inadequately translated as “signs” and “seasons” respectively in English Bibles, the message contained in the passage is squandered. Accurately communicated, these two sentences convey that the Mow’ed Miqra’ey – the Invitations to be Called Out and Meet at the Designated Times of the Eternal Witness and Renewing Testimony – can be known and better understood through the distinction that is being made on the fourth day between daylight and darkness.
It is through the Mow’ed | Eternal Witness to the Restoring Testimony that we approach Yahowah. The Mow’edym represent “wondrous signs which convey an important message” from our Creator. Understand the Mow’ed Miqra’ey and you will understand the means God deployed to restore our relationship with Him. They not only demonstrate Yahowah’s commitment to redeem us, but they also reveal the framework of time right to the end.
This is why the fourth day commences with Dowd | David representing the Cornerstone of the Covenant Home through the 89th Mizmowr. He is Yahowah’s Shepherd, and as His most brilliant Son, he became Messiah and King. Then this formative era concludes with Dowd serving as the Passover Lamb. The Mashyach | Messiah wrote the words at the dawn of this era that he would fulfill during Chag Matsah as the sun set in Yaruwshalaim | the Source of Guidance regarding Reconciliation.
“Therefore, let them exist for a time (wa hayah) as sources of illumination (la ma’owr) in the expanse (ba raqya’) of the heavens (ha shamaym) to provide light (la ‘owr) upon (‘al) the earth (ha ‘erets). And so (wa) it continued to exist like this thereafter based upon what preceded it (hayah ken). (Bare’syth 1:15)
341God (wa ‘elohym) engaged to appoint for this particular task (‘asah) both (‘eth shanaym) of these substantial and empowering sources of illumination (ha ma’owr ha gadowl), with the older, the most important, intense, and distinguished (‘eth ha gadowl) luminary (ha ma’owr) becoming prominent and clearly known as the influence over (memshalah) the daylight hours (ha yowm) and (wa) with the lesser, the less significant, albeit more easily understood, the younger chronologically and diminished relationally, the abhorred (‘eth ha qatan) luminary (ma’owr – light to be questioned) becoming known and prominent as the influence over (la memshalah) the night (ha laylah) along with the heavenly powers (wa ‘eth ha kowkab). (Bare’syth 1:16) The Almighty (wa ‘elohym) caused them to be placed there for this purpose (nathan ‘eth hem) in the expanse (ba raqya’) of the heavens (ha shamaym) to provide light (la ‘owr) upon (‘al) the land (ha ‘erets). (Bare’syth 1:17)
And therefore (wa la), they will function as proverbs (mashal) with the daylight (ba ha yowm) and in the time of darkness (wa ha laylah) providing a contrast to appreciate the difference between (wa la badal) the light (ha ‘owr) and comprehend being separated from the darkness (wa bayn ha choshek). God (wa ‘elohym) saw (ra’ah) that (ky) it was good, productive, and beneficial (towb). (Bare’syth 1:18) And there was (wa hayah) evening, the mingling and joining together of things (‘erab / ‘arab) and there would be (wa hayah) morning, the beginning of a new dawn (boqer), the fourth day (yowm rabyi’y).” (Bare’syth 1:19)
Yahowah’s seven annual Mow’ed | Appointed Meeting Times for the Restoring Witness are set using the sun and the moon. They are annual events whose dates are established based on the timing of the first and seventh months. The greater and lesser lights enable us to meet with 342God on the appropriate days each year. Further, this was all incorporated into the discussion of the fourth day because the Spring Mow’edym were fulfilled at the conclusion of the fourth millennium of human history: 4000 Yah / 33 CE.
Yahowah wants us to understand that life and death are determined based on light and darkness. God enlightens us during the day and ha Satan | the Adversary beguiles at night in the absence of sufficient light, making the ignorant susceptible to being misled.
In this regard, the Adversary, ha satan in Hebrew, as a fallen messenger, is still luminous, albeit in “abhorrent and detestable opposition” to Light. Acquiescing to his authority and control leads mankind away from God and to the lightless enclosure known as She’owl | Hell. This is the Karuwb, now Snake, that slithered out of the Garden to create Christianity, Judaism, and Islam.
If we consider the lives of the most enlightening men in history, they would include Moseh | Moses and Dowd | David – the authors of the Towrah and Psalms. And one of them is particularly relevant at the conclusions of the 3rd and 4th millennia – ha Mashyach Dowd, the Son of God and King. Second only in brilliance to Yahowah – he became the greatest luminary in human history when he did as he had foretold.
Upon his return and the restoration of his kingdom in year 6000 Yah / 2033, Yahowah says that Dowd will be as brilliant as the sun and that he will appear as if he were God. He is the most brilliant orator among men and the greatest thinker when it comes to knowing Yah. And while these conclusions may seem far-reaching at this point in Yahowah’s story, rest assured that by reviewing the Mizmowr / Psalms in Coming Home, it will be as obvious as the Towrah and its Covenant.
According to what can be deduced from the Towrah and relativity, the fifth day dawned approximately 880 343million years ago and closed 440,000,000 years in our past. At this time, God’s testimony reveals that animal life flourished. It began in the sea.
“Then (wa), God (‘elohym) said (‘amar), ‘The waters (ha maym) by design will literally conceive an innumerable abundance (sharats) of creatures creeping, crawling, and swarming around with a proliferation of sea creatures from bacteria to fish, including insects, amphibians, and reptiles (sherets) as living (chay) souls with consciousness (nepesh), in addition to (wa) winged creatures which can fly (‘owph ‘uwph) above the earth (‘al ha ‘erets) before the presence (‘al paneh) of the expanse of space (raqya’) in the sky (ha shamaym).’” (Bare’syth / Genesis 1:20)
God created the proper environment and recipe for life and then gave His creation a free hand to evolve and grow – just as He has with us when it comes to engaging in a relationship with Him. According to His testimony, life is formulaic, calculated upon the composition of energy and matter formulated on day one. It was guided from there by language. And on this day, that language would be DNA – the programming code of life. Once these things were accomplished, nature, like man, was free to run its course.
In this declaration, we learn that a nepesh | soul, or consciousness, is not unique or distinctive to man. All animals have one, even insects. (‘Adam was also given a neshamah | conscience, something we’ll investigate later.) According to Yahowah, and corroborated by science, animals and insects were initially conceived in water. In our genesis, we are all alike, composed of the elements of the earth and born in the seas. Even today, our bodies are 60% water as adults and 75% during the first six months of life. Our brains are 80-85% water, while our kidneys, heart, lungs, and liver are 70-75% liquid.
344Water enables cellular structure, function, and metabolism, carries nutrients and oxygen to our cells while facilitating biochemical reactions, protects our sensitive tissues, regulates our temperature, facilitates waste removal, and cushions our joints. Water molecules not only surround DNA in an ordered fashion to support its characteristic double-helix conformation but without being immersed in water, our cells would be incapable of following the explicit instructions encoded by the DNA.
It should be noted that while consciousness is the determining factor between animal and plant life, there are no serious scientific studies designed to ascertain its nature. We recognize that it exists and that it is fundamental to animal life, but we are clueless as to what it is, how it works, where it comes from during conception, or where it goes upon death. And yet, Yahowah discussed it openly, directly associating nepesh | consciousness with the emergence of animal life. However, unlike the Ruwach | Spirit, a nepesh | soul is not inherently immortal.
The word for life, chay, is interesting in that it is from chayah – and thus bears tribute to the name of its Author. Further, it differs by only a single letter from hayah, which is the basis of Yahowah’s name – meaning “to exist.”
With the 21st verse of Bare’syth / Genesis, God uses bara’, the Hebrew term for “create,” again. It is only the second time. Scientifically, it is significant that the word following bara’ is “large reptiles,” better known by its Greek derivative, “dinosaurs.” Spiritually, it is an admonition to be leery of serpents, God’s metaphor for the Snake who created Islam.
“Thereby (wa) God (‘elohym) conceived and created something new and unheralded (bara’) such as the great dinosaurs and mighty reptiles (‘eth gadowl ha tanyn) along with all life with a soul (wa ‘eth kol nepesh ha chay) who move about (ramas) for their benefit 345(‘asher) to proliferate (sharats) from the waters (min ha maym) according to their kind (la myn hem), and (wa) every (‘eth kol) winged creature which can fly (‘owph kanaph) according to its species (la myn hem). God saw (wa ra’ah ‘elohym) that it was (ky) appropriate, beautiful, and productive (towb).” (Bare’syth 1:21)
The animals conceived during this day were all by design. God “bara’ – caused something unique to occur, conceiving something unheralded” – intelligent life. It was reality reflecting the imagination of its inspiration.
One of the reasons we know that “gadowl tanyn” means “giant reptiles” or “mighty lizards,” and thus “dinosaurs,” and not “serpent” is because the common Hebrew word for snake is nachash. In his first miracle, one designed to bolster Moseh’s fledgling confidence, he tossed his staff to the ground, and it turned into a nachash – snake. But later, when Moses appeared before Pharaoh with his brother, and Aaron cast down a rod before the arrogant dictator, it was transformed into a tanyn | fearsome reptile. Aligned with the Adversary, Pharaoh’s sorcerers and religious charlatans performed a similar feat, with tanyn | crocodiles menacing the stage. The Greek-derived “deinos saurus / dinosaur / terrible lizard” and the Hebrew “gadowl tanyn / mighty reptile” are synonymous, although God’s depiction is not a pejorative. There was nothing “terrible” about a brontosaurus.
If we pause a moment and ponder the implications, this is actually pretty funny. For the better part of a century, paleontologists have mocked creationists, condemning their god for having failed to mention beasts as prolific and majestic as dinosaurs. And yet, contemporaneous with their creation, Yahowah named them – the only species named thus far.
The reference to “myn – species” on this day is consistent with biological science. What we perceive as 346new lifeforms represent a partitioning of the original gene pool, not a mutation. And that is because mutations lead to a loss of information rather than a gain. Yahowah was right and so was His creation, Darwin – at least as it relates to subtle changes within species. Myn defines “a group of living organisms descended from similar genes.” It is a derivation of min, which means “from, out of, or according to.” The lone difference is the hand | | Yowd of Yahowah between the waters | | Mem and seed and sperm of life | | Nun. The letters tell the story.
It is a crime that evolution has been pitted against creation. Many aspects of evolution are true, especially in the sense that animals reproduce after their kind. But a duck and a beaver do not a platypus make. Fruit flies have been bred ad infinitum – and never once has a unicorn emerged. After countless billions of trillions of attempts, a fruit fly has yet to conceive a house fly, much less a bee or bird. Evolution from organic matter to plant life, from plants to bacteria, and from single-cell animals to lions, tigers, and bears is not remotely plausible.
God was obviously enjoying Himself, having fun…
“The Almighty (wa ‘elohym) adored and blessed that which was associated with them (barak ‘eth hem), saying (la ‘amar), ‘Be fruitful, flourish (parah), thrive, and multiply (rabah). Fill (wa male’) the waters (ha ‘eth maym) in the seas (ba ha yamym). Also (wa) let flying creatures (‘owph) become numerous (rabah) upon the earth (ba ha ‘erets).’” (Bare’syth / Genesis 1:22)
Let it be known: Yahowah is pro-life. That is now undeniable. We also know that God is pro-choice as the sponsor of freewill. However, I did not expect Him to be so vocal about this aspect of His nature and intent this early on. And yet, after conveying numerous verbs in the jussive volitional mood as an expression of freewill and desire, He attributes the imperative mood – expressing volition in the 347second person – to animal reproduction, affirming that animals would choose their mates.
It was an extraordinary time…
“And there was with unfolding implications (wa hayah), evening, a period of darkness mingling and joining together of things leading to a discouraged state of foreign occupation and of an adherence to faiths (‘erab / ‘arab) and there would be (wa hayah) morning, a time to be observant and judgmental, a time for consideration to respond appropriately (boqer) – the fifth day (yowm chamyshy).” (Bare’syth / Genesis 1:23)
The Bare’syth / In the Beginning / Genesis account of this era is consistent with the fossil record. Each of the 34 phyla, or basic body plans that comprise the full spectrum of animal life, burst onto the scene during the Cambrian Explosion – 544 million years ago – well within Yahowah’s timeline of 880 to 440 million years ago. Not a single new phylum has emerged since. These findings are incompatible with macroevolution, where eons of time are expected to change inorganic minerals into humans.
Six is the number of man who was created on the sixth day. The object of creation, humanity, was the last thing God formed. But before He got to us, the Creator offered this narrative on life...
“Next (wa), God (‘elohym) explained (‘amar), ‘Let the earth proceed to bring forth (yatsa’ ha ‘erets) living (chay) souls (nepesh) with unique characteristics (la myn hy’), wild animals (bahemah) and reptiles as creatures capable of moving about (wa remes) and other lifeforms (wa chayah) for the land (ha ‘erets) from their different species (la myn hy’).’ And it was so (wa hayah ken).” (Bare’syth / Genesis 1:24)
It is the Earth that is being productive, doing exactly what it was designed to accomplish – supporting life. The 348magnificence and dignity of life were now on display, from fish and birds to reptiles and mammals.
“Then (wa), the Almighty (‘elohym) engaged with (‘asah ‘eth) the animals of the earth (chayah ha ‘erets) based upon their nature and type (la myn hy’), including the mammals and wild animals (wa ‘eth ha bahemah) predicated by their distinguishing characteristics (la myn hy’), as well as with all of the reptiles that moved (wa ‘eth kol remes) on the ground (‘adamah), approaching the various species (la myn hy’) and God saw, witnessed, and considered (wa ‘elohym ra’ah) that it was truly (ky) beneficial, appropriate, and good (towb).” (Bare’syth / Genesis 1:25)
God created this for His enjoyment. That is why we find Him engaging in the process. He approached the animals He had conceived based on their distinguishing characteristics. Having invented DNA, Yah rearranged the letters such that they would result in a wondrous variation of size, shape, and color. It was, indeed, beautiful.
This is the third time that Yahowah has affirmed His status as not only the Creator but also as a witness. That is important because the fourteen-billion-year timeline from beginning to end is predicated upon His relative proximity to creation – to Him being a witness.
Cosmologically, the sixth day began 440 million years ago and it, unlike the other epochs, has yet to conclude. I say this because the seventh day, the Millennial Shabat celebration, does not commence until the Miqra’ of Sukah | Shelters on October 7th, 2033. We are living in this era.
Scientifically, we know that this was the time mammals were first conceived – around two hundred million years ago. The first Homo sapiens walked the Earth a scant 600,000 years before us.
349Throughout this creative process, Yahowah has used language to conceive, influence, and communicate. Words are the medium of thought and creativity. Language is the means to enlightenment and to build a relationship. The Word is how God communes with us. In that light, let’s consider what comes next.
“Then (wa), God (‘elohym) said (‘amar), ‘We are genuinely going to engage to bring about (‘asah) ‘Adam | a man (‘adam) in our image and our example (ba tselem ‘anachnuw), as if he were a blueprint of ourselves and patterned after us (ka damuwth ‘anachnuw).
And let him demonstrate his influence (wa radah) with the fish of the sea (ba dagah ha yam) and with the birds of the air (wa ba ‘owph ha shamaym), as well as with the wild animals (wa ba ha bahemah), all within the entire realm (wa ba kol ha ‘erets) with every creature which moves about (ba kol ha remes ha remes) on the ground (‘al ha ‘erets).’” (Bare’syth / Genesis 1:26)
Yahowah said “we” rather than “I” because God is our Heavenly Father, the “re’syth – Head of the Family.” And as we know based upon His declaration during day one, God’s feminine nature is represented by the “Ruwach Qodesh – Set-Apart Spirit,” who serves as our Spiritual Mother. She is responsible for our spiritual birth, purifying us, and then adorning us in a Garment of Light. Just as Yahowah’s parental nature had worked harmoniously in creating the universe, She would collaborate to nurture life.
‘Asah means “to act and to engage.” Yahowah uses it throughout His testimony to describe His interactions with humankind through the Covenant. Relationships are only meaningful when both parties engage, and here we find God doing His part. The grammar is telling too, with the qal and imperfect revealing that this relationship would be genuine and enduring.
350All other lifeforms were described as either “dasha – sprouting, shooting forth greenery, being productive, living and growing,” “bara’ – being created and shaped, causing something new to happen,” or “yatsa ’chay nepesh – proceeding to come forth via the delivery of a living soul.” But not this time. By using ‘asah, which conveys the idea of “actually doing the work necessary to accomplish the required task,” He would be “forming mankind out of existing materials.” This is to suggest that ‘Adam was not the first human but, instead, the first man with whom God ‘asah | engaged. We were conceived for this purpose, designed to ‘asah | to act upon and participate in a relationship with our Creator. God initiated first contact.
To facilitate this end, and unlike all other lifeforms, we were given freewill and a conscience to exercise it. This is a requirement for loving relationships. But it also means that man can be held responsible for his decisions.
‘Adam is one of many Hebrew words for mankind. Others include ’ysh, which is the masculine singular for “individual,” ‘enowsh which speaks to our “mortality,” and gibowr, our potential as a “man who is a strong, moral, and influential leader.” Therefore, by using ‘Adam, God is addressing this man and his descendants. Reinforcing this point, ‘Adam is most always typically preceded by the definite article, ha | the, suggesting that it is a title. This was one of the few exceptions, where ‘Adam was not prefixed by ha – and that is because it was also a name.
This is a subtle way of saying that ‘Adam was a specific individual and unique creation. That’s important because the scientific and prophetic evidence confirms that ‘Adam wasn’t the only human. So, we need to pay attention to ascertain what made this particular man unique.
Tselem appears 16 times in the Towrah and prophets – five of those say that God created man in His image. It is most often used “to represent a two- or three-dimensional 351painted or sculptured representation of something.” Just as our shadow is a two-dimensional representation of our three-dimensional bodies cast by a source of light, we are 3D shadows of our 7D God.
“So (wa) God (‘elohym) conceived and created, designed and fashioned (bara’) ‘Adam | the man for association (‘eth ha ‘adam) in His image and pattern (ba tselem huw’). In the image (ba tselem) of the Almighty (‘elohym) He created (bara’) him (‘eth huw’). As a male child to remember, a son worth mentioning (zakar), and a female, as a woman (naqebah), He brought them into existence (bara’ ‘eth hem).” (Bare’syth 1:27)
Since God created humankind in His image with a masculine and feminine nature, it means that Yahowah manifests paternal and maternal qualities. In the context of the Covenant Family, God is our Heavenly Father and Spiritual Mother. The Ruwach Qodesh | Set-Apart Spirit serves in the nurturing role. In this regard, it is worth noting that Yahowah, with the ah ending, is a feminine name.
What comes next is a surprise, except for those who see God as a devoted and loving Father…
“Thereafter (wa), God (‘elohym) knelt down in love to lift them up (barak ‘eth hem), saying to them (wa ‘amar la hem), ‘Be productive and industrious (parah), and grow, becoming increasingly great, enlarged and boundless (wa rabah). Choose to be satisfied and prosper, living a fulfilling life (wa male’) within the material realm (‘eth ha ‘erets) and overcome it (wa kebesh hy’).
And let him choose to demonstrate his influence (wa radah) with the fish of the sea (ba dagah ha yam) and with the birds of the air (wa ba ‘owph ha shamaym), as well as with the wild animals (wa ba ha bahemah), all within the entire realm (wa ba kol ha ‘erets) with every 352creature which moves about (ba kol ha remes ha remes) on the ground (‘al ha ‘erets).’” (Bare’syth 1:28)
The primary meaning of barak is “to kneel down in adoration, to greet, to lift up and bless.” It is the first thing God did after creating ‘Adam and it speaks volumes about His nature and purpose. Yah is willing to come down to our level to relate to us just like a father chooses to get down on his knees to look his children in the eyes.
Parah | productive and industrious and rabah | great and boundless demonstrate Yahowah’s intent for the Covenant’s children. He wants us to reciprocate His love because, when we do, God’s Family grows while we increase, becoming empowered and enriched. We grow from three dimensions to at least four, and I suspect seven. By being reborn from above in His Spirit we become like God in yet another way – eternal. Similarly, male’ speaks of living a fulfilling life, satisfied by our choices.
Spiritually, the lesson of the sixth day is reflected in Yahowah’s selection of words. ‘Adam was made like God so the model for His love has been established. This day, therefore, provides the insights that underlie the fifth Instruction on the Second Tablet. God revealed that He has masculine and feminine characteristics, making Yahowah the Mother and Father we value to prolong our days.
Scientifically, Yahowah’s testimony regarding this day is consistent with the evidence. This is when mammals first tread the Earth. Man is an animal – one who arrived very late on the scene. The Earth held so much promise, as did man. Historically, man’s sixth millennium dawned almost as horridly as it will conclude. It started with the Catholic Crusades and the Inquisition. And it will end in a world war ignited by Muslims.
“Then, God said (wa ‘elohym ‘amar), ‘Behold, look up now and pay attention to this part of the narrative (hineh), I have provided for you and given to you 353(nathan la ‘atah ‘eth) every plant yielding seeds, all vegetation capable of reproducing and propagating the species (kol ‘eseb zera’ zera’) which, for the enjoyment of the relationship (‘asher), appears on the surface (‘al paneh) of this entire realm (kol ha ‘erets) along with every one of the trees (wa ‘eth kol ‘ets) which beneficially (‘asher) has fruit on the tree (ba huw’ pery ‘ets) to sow its seeds (zera’ zera’). They shall continually exist (hayah) for you (la ‘atem) to consider as food (la ‘aklah). (Bare’syth 1:29)
And regarding every living creature (wa la kol chayah) of the realm (ha ‘erets – the earth), as well as every bird (wa la kol ‘owph) of the sky (ha shamaym), and all else (wa kol) that moves around (ramas) on the ground (‘al ha ‘erets) with which is (‘asher ba huw’) a living consciousness (nepesh chay), including all healthy vegetation and green plants (‘eth kol yereq ‘eseb), they can be considered edible (la ‘aklah).’ And it occurred as such (wa hayah ken). (Bare’syth 1:30)
God (wa ‘elohym) witnessed and perceived (ra’ah) everything (‘eth kol) to reveal the way to the joyous relationship and to get the most out of life which (‘asher) could be beheld (wa hineh) and it was exceedingly good, tremendously pleasing, abundantly productive, and highly entertaining (towb ma’od). With unfolding implications over time, that was (wa hayah) evening, the blending together of things, a nighttime of discouragement from foreign occupation, an era of ignorant commingling and adherence to faiths (‘erab / ‘arab) and there would be (wa hayah) morning, the dawning of a new day, a time to be observant, perceptive, and judgmental (boqer) – the sixth day (yowm ha shishy).” (Bare’syth / Genesis 1:31)
354Islam’s copious creation accounts are a wee bit less credible and a smidgeon less consistent. There are many hundreds of them – one more outlandish than the other. Although curiously, there are none at the beginning of the Quran nor are any tied together in a cohesive narrative.
Beyond the sheer insanity of these self-aggrandizing flights of fancy into absurdity, there is a common thread which impugns Allah’s credibility. Most begin misappropriating Genesis and immediately devolve into Arabia. So, it begs the question: why is Allah unable to stand on his own – especially if Muslims are to believe that he alone is God and has no partners? Clearly, without Yahowah’s testimony and associates, he’s got nothing.
The contrast between Yahowah’s explanation revealed to Moseh in 1447 BCE and Allah’s / Muhammad’s revisionist theories postulated some 2,000 years later is stark. To claim that Islam’s retellings were inspired by the same God is imbecilic. From the English translation of The History of al-Tabari, Creation to the Flood, we begin…
Tabari I:188 “Jews came to the Prophet and asked him about the creation of the heavens and the earth.”
In actuality, Jews did not come to the non-prophet of Islam to inquire about anything, much less creation. The Jews of Yathrib knew that Muhammad was a charlatan, a common shyster, as did 99.9% of those who were familiar with his con. Recognizing that the Never-Ending-Argument is the most common theme within the Quran, to know Muhammad was to mock him. It was no secret that Allah’s Messenger was a demon-possessed madman forging the Quran by plagiarizing its stories.
Therefore, this account, like so many others, is a desperate ploy to garner credibility. And the Jews were the perfect patsies. They were not only literate, but they supplied the names and stories upon which the Quran was fabricated. And after annihilating them for mocking him, 355Muhammad was perfectly positioned to receive their endorsement, albeit posthumously. After all, what were the Jews of Yathrib going to do – rise from their graves, reattach their severed heads, and hold Muhammad accountable? Of course not – but I can.
As we proceed, it is fair to say that since Allah didn’t provide a cogent explanation of our beginnings in his Quran, Muhammad felt obliged to help him out. And speaking of cogent, as we examine Muhammad’s revisionist theories, keep in mind that Yahowah numbered the days of creation because each event created the opportunity for the next to be manifested, everything leading to the purpose of our genesis. And while one may argue that the pinnacle of creation was the Earth, life, or humankind, God’s presentation actually culminates with the seventh day – in which the relationship between Yahowah and His creation is celebrated.
But with Islam, the days are given names, not numbers, the order of events is chaotic, and there is no Shabat celebration.
Tabari I:188 “He said, ‘Allah created the Earth on Sunday and Monday. He created the mountains and the uses they possess on Tuesday. On Wednesday, He created trees, water, cities and the cultivated and barren land. On Thursday, He created heaven. On Friday, He created stars, the sun, moon, and angels, until three hours remained.
In the first of these three hours, He created the terms, who would live and who would die. In the second, He cast harm upon everything that is useful for mankind. And in the third, Adam, and had him dwell in Paradise.’”
Did you notice how readily Muhammad was willing to speak for Allah? It’s as if speaking for his un-god was a regular part of his routine, almost as if he knew everything Allah knew. Yet, judging by his answer, Muhammad may have done better if he had solicited advice. This was inane.
356In Muhammad’s version, the Earth existed long before the stars, sun, or moon – which is impossible. Creating mountains and their uses somehow took precedence over plant life, although it mattered more than animals since they were not listed. Cities were conceived by the Islamic god, and land was cultivated, but not by humans, since they had yet to be created. So, who was occupying and benefiting from them – trees, water, or handy mountains?
Heaven was created after the fact because Allah has been excluded from it and wants to demean it. Then, while not having created animal life, Allah became preoccupied with determining who would live and die.
Then, unmasking his true identity, the Snake cast harm on everything beneficial to man, even before having created him. It’s called “rigging the game.”
Adam, a name pilfered from Yahowah, has no connection with any of these things – not the mountains, trees, or cities because he is placed in Paradise (which had not been created by the way). And it was evidently, neither on Earth nor in Heaven. Nicely done, Muhammad. You are clearly a huckster.
Transitioning from non-prophet to un-God, Allah’s testimony regarding creation, and even re-creation, is considerably more indicting. This assessment begins by recognizing that the signs of the zodiac are a product of Babylonian astrology. They represent a dozen pagan gods and goddesses. So, the now un-monotheistic Allah of Islam emblazons an enormous blunder in his Quran in a surah inappropriately entitled: Signs of the Zodiac – The Mansions of the Constellations. It begins…
Quran 085.001-13 “(I swear) by the mansions of the stars and the Zodiacal Signs. And the Promised Day (Judgment and Doom). And by the witnessing day (Friday), and by the witnessed day bearing witness (the Hajj).
357Cursed are the men of the trench, ditch, or pit. Full of fire fed by faggots [sic]. When they sat by it. Witnessing what they had done to the believers. They had nothing against them, except that they believed in il-Lahi, the All-Mighty, Owner of all Praise!
Who, to Whom, belongs sovereignty of the heavens and the earth. Al-Lahu is Witness of all things. Lo! Verily, they who try the believers, men and women, and repent not, theirs verily will be the doom of Hell, and theirs is the doom of burning in the Fire!
Lo!, Verily, those who believe and do good deeds, for them shall be Jann | Gardens beneath which rivers flow, that is the greatest success.
Lo! The punishing grip of your Lord is severe.
Lo! It is He who initiates then repeats, creates and then reproduces.”
I realize that al-Lahu’s claim to re-creation didn’t appear until the 13th verse, but I walked you through the topsy-turvy recesses of il-Lahi’s tormented mind to reveal how disorienting his recitals appear. It is only by presenting his madness in his own words, as a stream of consciousness, that his demented and demonic nature is fully manifested. And now that we have done so, I’d like to dissect this narrative.
(I swear) by the mansions of the stars and the Zodiac.
God does not swear by inanimate objects. And there is no point in taking an oath when it is not explained – which is the case here.
Stars do not have palaces, impugning al-Lahu’s credibility. But then, the bottom falls out with the reference to the signs of the zodiac. Apart from religion, this would have been a fatal blow – de-deifying the Snake.
The signs of the zodiac were essential to the Babylonian religion of Astrology. The movement of constellations was said to control and predict human events. They represented twelve gods and goddesses – an 358incongruent concept for a religion that claims that there is only one of them. In the order of their appearance, they are Aquarius, Pisces, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, and Capricorn.
In a single statement, there are six catastrophic mistakes in what is said to be perfect. Gods ought not to swear. Their promises should be to people, or at least to the object of the revelation. The oath must be shared to be of any merit. Stars do not have mansions. Inanimate objects cannot be witnesses. And by calling the zodiac signs, Allah becomes one of many pagan deities.
And the Promised Day (Judgment and Doom).
The Lord has a horrible habit of not explaining himself. For example, the “Promised Day” is not identified, which is why the translators added (of Judgment, Resurrection, and Doom). Throughout the Quran, as is the case here, random thoughts are haphazardly juxtaposed, and often without identifying the subject or object of the conversation – or should I say, accusation. In this case, there is no correlation between the oddities in the first statement and the second, third, or fourth.
What is the Promised Day? When is it, what is it called, why does it exist, and what is supposed to happen on it – none of which are addressed here? There is no explanation as to how or why it is related to Allah swearing, stars having mansions, or the zodiac serving as signs – other than it is a sign of an irrational and disordered mind.
And by the witnessing day (Friday), and by the witnessed day bearing witness (the Hajj).
Likewise, what is the witnessing day, and what does it have to do with any of this? Why is another inanimate object providing a witness? Did the day see or hear something that it wants to confess? Is Allah so desperate for validation that he has to rely on inanimate objects?
359Islamic scholars are aware of this problem, because otherwise, why would they add their words to a perfect book comprised by the Pen of their god?
Cursed are the men of the trench, ditch, or pit.
Moving from the celestial castles to zodiac signs, from a promised day to days serving as witnesses, Allah digresses into cursing humankind. But what is the connection? Why go there – and where is there? Within the Quran and Hadith, there are multiple references to trenches, ditches, and pits – and they are all incriminating.
There was the ditch associated with Muhammad’s decision to rob the caravan of former friends and family at Badr. Muhammad went to it to gloat over those the first Muslims had killed. There was the trench that Muhammad’s terrorists dug to keep his kin from seeking revenge after all of the times the non-prophet had plundered them. There was also the ditch dug in Yathrib where Muhammad buried the many hundreds of Jewish men and boys his goons had decapitated. And, of course, there is the pit of hell where Islamic fires rage.
The clues that follow are not particularly helpful, which is why only one of the five publishing companies filled with Islamic scholars augmenting Allah’s dark diatribe even offered a guess – and his version was senseless: “(the story of the Boy and the King).”
Full of fire fed by faggots when they sat by it witnessing what they had done to the believers.
We are told that these men became the faggots to feed the fire, which is rude. And yet, they sat by it, which is an odd response for someone who is ablaze. Nonetheless, this produced the fifth set of witnesses after the stars, zodiac, promised day, and daily witnesses witnessing. But, even then, what did they see, hear, and then testify about? The Quranic answer appears incredulous, suggesting that the flaming faggots who were sitting around were the 360witnesses who witnessed what they were doing to the believers. But how is this possible in that they were the ones being roasted? Since it was not self-immolation, it was being done to them, not by them. So, are we to believe that infidels are going to do to Muslims what Muslims have done to them? If so, it would be divine justice.
They had nothing against them, except that they believed in il-Lahi, the All-Mighty, Owner of all Praise.
Should this be an undisclosed tale of unbelievers roasting Muslims, then, having read the entire story, I can assure you that they had cause. Muhammad and the first Muslims conducted 75 terrorist raids. They made their living through slavery and plunder. They were professional rapists. These things tend to annoy folks.
And since it is commonplace in the Quran, why does Allah need to constantly praise himself? Is he insecure, egotistical, devoid of supporters, or just pathetic?
Who, to Whom, belongs sovereignty of the heavens and the earth. Al-Lahu is Witness of all things.
In a rational world, Allah inherits nothing but shame. His Quranic rantings unleashed a horrible plague on humankind. But beyond this, why should Allah be praised since he was unable or unwilling to keep his believers from becoming charcoal briquettes? How can Allah have sovereignty over the Earth if he cannot protect a handful of people in a ditch?
Lo! Verily, they who try the believers, men and women, and repent not, theirs verily will be the doom of Hell, and theirs is the doom of burning in the Fire.
Rather than offer a helping hand, perhaps a little rain, all Allah can muster is to threaten to burn the arsonists. Attaboy, you tell ‘em who’s boss of the sandbox. Fire for fire. But not now, of course, since you are impotent, later, much later, when no one’s looking.
361Lo!, Verily, those who believe and do good deeds, for them shall be Jann | Gardens beneath which rivers flow, that is the greatest success.
This Garden wasn’t for Adam, but instead for believers doing good deeds – none of which have been explained. And in AllahWorld, the rivers do not flow out of the Garden, but, instead, beneath it. And that is a sign of great success.
Especially troubling, Jann | Garden and Jinn | Devils are indistinguishable in the Quranic text. And as we will learn, Allah’s Jann is so decadent, it is befitting Jinn.
Lo! The punishing grip of your Lord is severe.
Islam runs on fear, which is why the Lord interrupted his narrative to frighten his slaves. But what this has to do with a Jann floating above rivers is anyone’s guess.
Lo! It is He who initiates then repeats, creates and then reproduces.
Alas, this journey through the demented realm of the Devil’s brain produced a nugget worth elaborating. And that is why Allah’s little helpers at The Noble Quran added: “who initiates and repeats (punishment) and then reproduces (punishment in the hereafter) or reproduces (the original creation of everything only to repeat it on the Day of Resurrection).”
This leaves us with three options: 1) Allah loves punishment so much that he’s never done. There is always the occasion for more. 2) Allah cannot get anything right the first time, so it’s back to the drawing board. Or 3) Allah is the god of revisionism and replacement, taking what Yahowah and His coworkers have done and then recasting it to suit his agenda.
While the rest of the surah is slightly less incriminating, it is nonetheless worth ridiculing. The first of the rest reveals that the un-god who begins (punishment) and repeats (punishment) is schizophrenic…
362Quran 085.014-22 “And He is the Forgiving, the Loving, Owner and Lord of the Throne of Glory, Who does as He pleases.
Has the story of the hordes reached you, Of Fir’aun and Thamud?
Nay, the infidels in denying. And Allah encompasses them from behind!
Nay, This is indeed a glorious Quran. (Preserved or Inscribed) on a guarded tablet.”
Let’s see if we have this right. The god who never misses an opportunity to torture those who do not believe him and capitulate to him, and the sadistic spirit who repetitively burns people alive, is “forgiving and loving.” As proof, he owns his own throne, and he wants you to know that it is glorious, even if he is pathetic.
It is for Muslims to know that he can be as capricious as he’d like because he is not bound by his word. His promises are a waste of the Pen’s ink because he does what he pleases. And that means torture pleases him.
Said un-god has not yet mastered the art of the transition, and while his grasp is severe, it isn’t on reality. Neither Fir’aun nor Thamud had hordes of denying infidels. And what do hordes have to do with Allah’s chair in the clouds?
Sneaky gods are no better than inarticulate ones, so I suggest disposing of this one. And once again, what is the connection between Allah being on the denying infidels like fleas on a camel and this collection of incongruous stories being glorious? Finally, how can the Tablet, which was previously a Book, be guarded and disclosed at the same time?
While that’s the end of the surah, it leaves us wondering why Allah would bother with creation and re-creation if it was going to result in punishment. The answer 363seems to be that the un-god is lonely and wants to be worshiped by those he would torture.
Quran 051.056 “I have created jinn [demons] and men only to worship Me. I do not want anything from them.” Let’s be perfectly clear since the religious are confused. The idea of a superior being creating inferior ones to worship him is asinine, rendering the supposed being insecure, narcissistic, and pathetic. And while that may be an adept portrayal of Allah, worship is well below God’s dignity.
Should we dare linger here a moment longer, we would discover that the Inarticulate and Irresistible proclaimed…
Quran 051:001 “By those scattering dust dispersing,
Quran 051:002 And those carrying a load,
Quran 051:003 And those gliding with ease,
Quran 051:004 And those distributing by command,
Quran 051:005 Lo! What you are threatened is true.
Quran 051:006 And lo, the judgment will surely occur.
Quran 051:007 By the heavens full of pathways.
Quran 051:008 Lo! You surely in speech (are) differing.
Quran 051:009 Deluded away from it who is deluded.
Quran 051:010 Cursed are the speculators as conjecturers,
Quran 051:011 Those who in a flood of heedlessness.
Quran 051:012 They ask, ‘When (is the) Day (of) Judgment?’
Quran 051:013 A Day they over the Fire will be tried.
Quran 051:014 ‘Taste your trial (burning)! This is what you were seeking to hasten.’”
Let’s explain. The Quran is like throwing dust in the air. It is obscuring and irritating. Those carrying a load are pregnant, so it’s nice to see them gliding along. Muhammad is the one distributing the command, making 364him the one who is threatening judgment day. Fortunately, there are many paths to Allah. Unfortunately, most involve killing and he is not God.
An unknown person differs, so they are demeaned as deluded. The Lord is cursing them because when it comes to a flood of heedlessness, he doesn’t like the competition.
When Judgment Day is finally described, there is no judge, and the trial is based upon burning the evidence rather than presenting it. And surprisingly, it’s so tasty, that those in the know have been hastening its arrival.
As strange as all that seems, why did the non-prophet contradict himself and his un-god in this Hadith?
Tabari I:189 “The Messenger took me by the hand and said, ‘Allah created soil on Saturday. Upon it, He created the mountains on Sunday. He created the trees on Wednesday, scattered animals on Thursday, and made Adam as the last of His creatures after the afternoon prayer on Friday.’”
Allah begins on Saturday rather than Sunday and Monday. After taking a much-needed rest on Tuesday, he forgot the cities, water, and cultivation and dispenses with the creation of the sun, moon, and stars, as well as paradise. Then Allah creates man after the afternoon prayer. So, who was praying and to whom?
Tabari I:189 “The Jews asked the Prophet, ‘What about Sunday?’ The Messenger answered, ‘On it, Allah created the earth and spread it out.’ They asked about Monday, and he replied: ‘On it He created Adam.’” So much for the afternoon prayer.
“Then they asked about Saturday and mentioned God’s resting on it. Then the Prophet got very angry so Allah then revealed to him: ‘We have created the heavens and the earth and what is between them in six days and fatigue did not touch Us.’”
This became Quran 050.038. It’s interesting that Allah was of no help in providing Muhammad with a rational narrative of creation or even help in keeping his stories straight, but when it came time to embarrass the God of the 365Jews, he jumped in with a handy Quranic revelation. It says, in essence, “My god is better than your god because my god didn’t need to rest.” But that’s a problem. The “Gods” are supposed to be the same. Even worse for Islam, according to the Prophet Yasha’yah | Isaiah, the Babylonian Lord who thought he was better than Yahowah is ha Satan | the Adversary.
As is our custom, let’s not let one verse of the Quran stand alone. After all, we wouldn’t want to be accused of picking a single louse off of a flea-bitten camel, would we? And come to find out, one of the many creation claims was strewn among other gems.
Quran 050.001 “Qaf. (These letters [there was only one] are one of the miracles of the Quran and none but Allah knows their meanings) By the Glorious and Sublime Qur’an.”
In Hebrew, this letter is a Qoph. Drawn to present the sun on the horizon, it represents a new day or of light giving way to darkness.
Quran 050.002 “Nay, they marvel and wonder, deeming it odd that a warner has come to them of themselves. So the unbelievers say, ‘This is a strange thing.’
Quran 050.003 What? When we are dead and have become dust, that would be a far return.
Quran 050.004 Lo, We know what the earth consumes of them, for We have a Book, guarded.
Quran 050.005 Nay, they denied the truth when it came to them, so they are in a confused state.
Quran 050.006 Then, do they not look at the sky above them, how we have fashioned and adorned it without rifts, gaps, or flaws.
Quran 050.007 We stretched and flattened out the earth and placed upon it firm stabilizers. And we have made every kind of lovely growth.
Quran 050.008 A vision and reminder for every penitent slave.”
366Indeed, we marvel and wonder why anyone believes this strange assortment of bogus braggadocio. Charles Manson wrote more cogent prose on the walls of his victim’s homes (and he was a sadistic psychopath).
Obviously, the disbelievers were smarter than the believers since they recognized that bodily resurrection isn’t possible. Dead bodies rapidly decompose, rendering the concept macabre. Nonetheless, Allah has a book telling him what the earth has consumed of them, which is odd since he was never able to produce a Quran.
In AllahWorld, reason is ridiculous and the discerning are confused. The remedy for sanity is to see that the sky is not torn and that the earth is flat, replete with stabilizers. This is the vision for every penitent slave.
It should now be obvious, at least before we have entered the terrorist surahs, that there are only three salient themes in this portion of the Quran. 1) Despite all evidence to the contrary, Allah is the one and only god. 2) If you don’t believe him or his non-prophet, he will threaten to torture you as he has falsely bragged of terrorizing others. 3) The worst book ever written is the best because Allah says so.
Advancing his reputation as the least qualified wannabe creator, Allah continues to brag about his prior exploits as the destroyer…
Quran 050.012 “Denied before them the people of Nuh, the dwellers of ArRass, and Thamud,
Quran 050.013 Ad and Fir’aun, the brothers of Lout,
Quran 050.014 The companions of the Wood, and the people of Tubba, all denied the messengers, so My threat was fulfilled.
Quran 050.015 Were We exhausted by the first creation? Nay, they are in confused doubt about a new creation.”
367Noach did not have people. It was his avoidance of people that made him acceptable to God. Moreover, Yahowah gets credit for the flood, not the Revisionist.
Rass and Ad are mythical foes who were relegated to destruction because Allah is incapable of dealing with actual people. Thamud was a short-lived association of meandering tribes and not worth discussing, much less eliminating. Lot did not have brothers. Pharaoh’s people were never exterminated. Therefore, Allah is lying. He’d like to be a terrorist and lead by example, but he’s inept.
We can throw the un-god a bone and spot him the wood dwellers. Since Allah loved to play with fire, and forested areas are few and far between in the Arabia Desert, he may have inspired an arsonist to torch them.
As for the people of Tubba, as we discovered in the previous chapter, Allah was wrong. Tub’a | Tubba was an honorific title used by the Himyarites who inhabited the southwestern tip of the Arabian peninsula. It means “one who follows the sun like a shadow.”
Ruling over Saba (Sheba according to Dowd | David) and Himyar in what has become Yemen, the elite referred to themselves as Mukarib | Near to God. Then a particularly adventurous descendant in the late 7th century BCE, Karib’il (from Qara’ ‘el | Called by God in Hebrew), established the Sabaean Kingdom. He embraced Jewish customs, changing his title to melek – Hebrew for “king.” It is interesting that these people, also known as Sabaeans, had a written language, Sabaic, which dates to the 8th century BCE. It was scribed similarly to Hebrew with a shared alphabet, consonants, and vowels, like Arabic.
The story of the Himyarites (the people of Tubba), or Sabaeans, is especially devastating to the Quran’s credibility because the opposite of what Allah claims was true. Rather than the un-god destroying the people of 368Tubba, the people of Tubba gave rise to Islam. The original Quranic god and surahs both came from the Sabaeans.
The people of Tubba abandoned Arabian polytheism and converted to Judaism in 380 CE – several decades after their kin in Ethiopia converted to Christianity. As a result, the “people of Tubba” converted temples and eliminated references to their pagan deities – creating the model Muhammad would follow.
And as I shared previously, since rabbinic Judaism, was in full flower at the time, and disallowed the mention of Yahowah’s name, the Sabaeans called the God of Moseh and Dowd, drumroll please…Rahman! It is a corruption of the Hebrew word racham | merciful.
Central to this story is Tub’a ‘Ab Kariba As’ad (370-433 CE), who prompted the conversion from Arab paganism to Judaism following a military expedition into northern Arabia. He was the real Muhammad. At the time, he was trying to stem the influence of the Byzantines. While successful with the Himyarite kin in the Kingdom of Aksum in today’s Ethiopia, they were unable to subdue the Sabaeans, or convert the population to Christianity. And this is where the plot thickens. In his quest to forestall the influence of Christianity in Arabia, Tub’a Kariba pushed as far north as, drumroll again please…Yathrib!
After cutting down the date palms from which the Jews derived their living, the people of Tubba laid siege to Yathrib. However, during the attack, when Tub’a Kariba became ill, two rabbis restored his health, whereupon he and his people accepted Judaism.
As an interesting aside, the descendants of the ethnic Jews who had integrated into Sabaean society, were moved into ghettos upon the imposition of Islam in the mid-7th century. And then when the State of Israel was formed in 1948, some 54,000 Jews were exiled. Robbed of their 369homes and possessions, they were sent from Yemen to Israel – where they were again attacked by Muslims.
All the while, the “people of Tubba” lived out their lives without any calamity befalling them. Those who inspired Islam, gave the religion its god and first surahs, were not destroyed in the 6th century CE by the god they had conceived. To prove it, here is some of their history…
The first Aksumite incursion across the Gulf into the Himyarite kingdom occurred in the 5th century. It was triggered when Arabs killed a Christian missionary and blamed it on the Jews. In the Christian Zuqnin Chronicle, attributed to Dionysius I Telmaharoyo, the historian took the blood libel further, claiming, “The Himyarite king prompted the killings by stating, ‘This is because in the countries of the Romans the Christians wickedly harass the Jews who live in their countries and kill many of them. Therefore, I am putting these men to death.’” In retaliation, some zealous Christians among the Aksumites invaded but did little more than build some churches in Zafar.
All the while, the Himyarite kingdom maintained nominal control of the Arabian Peninsula until 525 CE – some 50 years before Muhammad was born to Jewish parents in Yathrib. At the time, a severe drought lasting through much of the 6th century weakened the Himyarite kingdom and contributed to its eventual assimilation into the Aksum Empire of their kin across the Arabian Gulf. Not long thereafter, in 578 CE, the descendants of the “people of Tubba” were annexed by the Sasanian Empire as a province, becoming integrated into Persia. The community remained under Sasanian control until the rise of the Islamic warlord, Muhammad, in the early 7th century.
There is no way for the Snake to slither out of this trap of his own making. Sorry, Allah, liar, liar, scales on fire.
This known, we have found yet another confession. Allah is a re-creationist. His very existence is predicated 370upon revisionist history and replacement theology. The demented and delirious deity admitted…
Quran 050.016 “And, lo, We created man and know what his soul whispers to him. We are closer to him than his jugular vein.”
From threatened burner to the pretense of a slasher, I don’t suppose that’s a promotion. But this I’d like to know, if Allah sees and knows all, and if he works alone, what’s up with the angels on the shoulders bit…
Quran 050.017 “That the two receivers (recording angels) receive, one sitting on the right, one on the left,
Quran 050.018 He uttereth no word but there is with him a sentinel and watcher ready.
Quran 050.019 The palsy and stupor of the agony of death will surely come. This is what you wished to avert.
Quran 050.020 And the trumpet blast will be blown – that is the day of the threatening doom.
Quran 050.021 And every soul will come with a driver and a witness.
Quran 050.022 “Lo! You were oblivious of this, so we have removed the veil, and piercing is the sight this day.
Quran 050.023 And his companion will say, ‘Here is. I have ready with me.’
Quran 050.024 ‘Both of you throw into Hell, every stubborn ingrate.
Quran 050.025 Every obstructor of good, transgressor, doubter, and skeptic, even the suspicious.
Quran 050.026 Who set up another ilah | god with al-Lahi, then cast him in the severe torment.’
Quran 050.027 His companion (Satan devil) will say, ‘Our Lord! I did not push him to rebellious inordinacy, but he was himself far astray.’
Quran 050.028 ‘Do not argue in My presence. I had announced in advance already the threatened promise of doom.
371Quran 050.029 The sentence that comes from Me cannot be changed. Nor am I no wise a tyrant to the slaves.’”
It’s all a ruse, a nightmarish tale of impending doom, to engender fear. This Frankenstein monster has been cobbled together to play god by threatening the palsy of an agonizing death that cannot be averted – sort of like the paralyzing venom of a viper – to coin a similitude.
With the veil removed from the Serpent, the resulting image is evidently as piercing as a snake’s fangs. And with Allah simply using Muslims as proxies to discard along the way, we find the angelic recorder of deeds turning on his mark. Allah’s response is predictable – as he’d like to cast everyone into Hell. In the Devil’s domain, even skeptics and the suspicious are not to be tolerated. With this ilah | god, there is severe torment for all.
You may have noticed, however, that one of the recorders, or at least the driver, is allegedly Satan. And as explained earlier, that is a title Allah must cast away to be perceived as God. There can be no argument on this issue. It is, after all, essential to Islam – its very purpose. Nay, all you sorry slaves, you must believe that Allah is no tyrant, no devil in drag, and not the Adversary, Satan, because he is your Lord.
In the next verse, we are not told why turning is good or bad nor what is being kept. Translators will add these things to keep their god from appearing illiterate, but the answers are not in the text…
Quran 050.032 “This what you were promised for everyone who turns, who keeps,
Quran 050.033 Who feared al-Rahman in the unseen, and came with a heart returning.
Quran 050.034 Enter it in peace that Day of Eternity.
Quran 050.035 For them whatever they wish, therein and with Us more.
372Quran 050.036 And how many generations have We destroyed before them who were mightier than them in power? Then they searched throughout the lands. Is any way of escape?”
Enduring an eternity with a fearsome god bent on torture sounds like Hell and, indeed, it is. Allah does not even know, having lost count of how many pretend people, make-believe cities, nonexistent civilizations, or unspecified generations he has destroyed? And that’s inexcusable since there were none. And here, in one breath to the next, Rahman goes for offering whatever they wish to terrorize humanity. And it is utter hopelessness since there is no way to escape.
Muhammad’s and Allah’s testimonies put us in a quandary. They are too foolish to be spoken by either a literate man or a lucid god. And they are both fixated on claiming a Hebrew cast of characters as their own – even as they demonize them. With Allah, of course, his motivation is that he is pretending to be the god of the Torah, albeit with a revisionist past. And Muhammad’s scam was running low on material. Therefore, prior to killing them, he purchased Babylonian Talmud recitals from rabbis and then twisted them to suit his un-god.
Returning to Muhammad’s ever-changing creation tale, we discover a talking planet.
Tabari I:192 “Allah said to the heavens and earth: ‘Come willingly or unwillingly!’ They said: ‘We come willingly.’
Allah said to the heavens: ‘Cause My sun, My moon, and My stars to rise.’ To the earth He said, ‘Split your rivers and bring forth fruit.’ Both replied: ‘We come willingly.’”
It is one thing for Muhammad and Allah to be in contention for dumbest prophet and god duo of all time, but surely, not every Muslim is this foolish. Ah, but then again, unlike the sun, moon, and stars, they did not come willingly.
373At this point, we are using the Quran and Tabari as our primary source of Islamic enlightenment. While he quotes Traditions from Ibn Ishaq, Hisham abrogated this portion of Muhammad’s Hadith from the original collection ostensibly because it was too embarrassing. That said, I will continue to include Quran quotations within the Tabari narrative, peppering them with Bukhari Hadith.
And let’s face facts: even though Muslims want to draw a distinction between the idiocy in the Quran and the stupidity of the Sunnah, there isn’t much to distinguish them – other than the Hadith are more credible because they provide the names of those responsible for their transmission. The oral reports in the Hadith and the Quran were initially spoken by the same individuals at the same time. And they were transmitted through these same people in the same way – mouth to ear through four generations prior to being written down. It is impossible, therefore, for the Quran to be more credible than the Hadith under these circumstances. If Muhammad and his followers are not to be trusted, everything that is Islam crumbles. The very foundation of Islam is a house of magic cards.
Next, Muhammad takes us through a spirited debate on what was created first.
Tabari I:198 “I heard Muhammad say: ‘The first thing created by Allah was the Pen. And Allah said to it: “Write!” It proceeded at that very hour to write whatever is going to be.’”
This is an essential insight into Islam | Submission because the religion is entirely fatalistic. There is no choice. Everything is predestined. Whatever was going to be, would be. And that makes Muhammad’s perverse life, his toxic words, the Quran, itself, and Allah a colossal waste of time. Everyone’s fate was predetermined. And should you wonder why Allah chose such an irrational approach, it is because he had no alternative. Since he had no way to influence human events or his ultimate fate, he created the illusion that he would prevail.
374This is the inverse in the Towrah, where we are given the opportunity to accept Yahowah or reject Him without penalty. Freewill is so pervasive throughout God’s testimony that the cohortative, imperative, and jussive moods serve to express volition in first, second, and third person. This is because love cannot be compelled, and the purpose of creation is to nurture, raise, and enrich the Covenant Family.
Returning to the “Pen,” if it was created first, upon what did it write? What language do you suppose it wrote? Was it some form of Akkadian in cuneiform? After all, the stylus produced the first written language on planet Earth. Or was it Egyptian hieroglyphics, which appeared next? Could it have been Hebrew – the first phonetic alphabet and the language of Yahowah’s revelation to humankind? Nabatean and Sabaean were also viable options considering the influence of Yemen and Petra in Islam’s formation. But no, according to Allah it was Arabic, even though it, as a derivative of Hebrew, didn’t exist in written form in central Arabia prior to the late 7th century.
Quran 046.012 “And before this was the Book of Musa | Moseh as a guide and a mercy. And this is a confirming Book in the Arabic language to warn those who do wrong and bring happy tidings to the Muhsinun | Good-Deed Doers.”
Arabic aside, are Muslims completely incapable of thinking? How can the Quran have been written by the Pen before anything was created, including the Earth and humankind, even matter for that matter, and yet have “the Book of Musa” written “before it”? That is logically impossible. Moreover, rather than “verifying” the Towrah, Muhammad, Allah, and the Pen managed to contradict it in every imaginable way.
At this point, Allah has been systematically embarrassed and delegitimized – as has his non-prophet. All that is left now is faith in that which has been proven false. And while it only gets worse from here, for the sake 375of their victims, and following the world’s ignorant, irrational, and immoral reaction to the demonic display of Islam on October 7th, 2023, I cannot think of anything more important than continuing to expose and condemn Islam.
In Islam, the pinnacle of creation isn’t life but, instead, this deadly diatribe…
Quran 041.001-3 “Ha Mem. A revelation from al-Rahman, al-Rahim. A Scripture Book, whereof the signs and verses are explained in detail; a Quran Arabic, for a people knowing.”
For a god who lives and works alone, it’s congenial to share credit with the Sabaean gods, Rahman and Rahim. And while there was no book, “scripture” is from the Latin scriptura, meaning “written,” making “scripture book” verbose. More problematic for Islam, however, if such a book existed, why wasn’t it provided? Why did the transmission of this jumbled mess necessitate an illiterate man living among unlettered people before the written form of this language existed? And even then, why claim to give it to people who already know, especially when the opposite is evident?
Quran 041.004 “A giver of glad tidings and a warner, but most of them turn away so they do not hear.”
“Glad tidings” do not exist in the Quran. Its message is of doom and gloom, of disbelievers, representing the vast preponderance of people, being viciously terrorized, murdered, and then tortured. The basis of this false claim is bashir, which is from the Hebrew basar – to herald good news. It does not apply here. And the disbelievers know it, which is why they are turning away in droves. Even when it was fresh out of Muhammad’s mouth, it was revolting.
Truth and lies are often found in the “details,” and this is one of the places where the Quran is most deficient. As an example, consider how many relevant details were omitted from the following Quran citation based upon all 376of the parenthetical comments added by Allah’s little helpers…
Quran 041.044 “Had We made it (as) a Quran (in) a foreign (language other than Arabic), they (would have) said, ‘Why not are explained in detail its signs and verses? A foreign (language not in Arabic and a Messenger) and an Arab?’ Say (unto them, Muhammad), ‘It (is a) for those who believe a guidance and a healing; and those who (do) not believe (it), (there is) a deafness in their ears, and it (is) for them blindness. Those are being called from a far place.’”
The first to hear this verbal diarrhea spew out over the non-prophet’s lips recognized that his un-god dispensed with cogent explanations and sensible speech. And that deficiency was not mitigated by compelling dialog.
Back in the real world, rational presentations of useful information are organized by context, subject, or chronologically. These approaches are essential to understanding – which is why I am reordering the Quran’s message chronologically and then setting it into the context of Muhammad’s life. Moreover, at the conclusion of God Damn Religion volume five, Sunnah & Suratun, I have rearranged this material for you by subject. In this way, I overcame the Quran’s failure to provide a cogent explanation.
At the time this was allegedly revealed, around 615 CE, less than one percent of the planet spoke Arabic and no one wrote it. And those who spoke it would have been the least prepared to process what they were hearing.
What is the value of a divine revelation if it cannot be translated and communicated effectively to all mankind? Recognizing these things, including the deplorable grammar, Quran 041.044 is largely incomprehensible, which is why Satan provided an excuse – “for those who do not believe it, there is deafness in their ears, and it is blindness in their…umm, whatever that other sensory organ is called that is used to process illuminated images.”
377Tabari I:199 “I heard the Prophet say: ‘The first thing created by Allah was the Pen. Allah said to it: “Write!” The Pen asked, “What shall I write?” Allah replied, “Write what is predestined.”’”
Should we give Muhammad a pass on the talking Pen, since it makes as much sense as a talking Earth, it still begs the question: if the Pen knew all that was predestined, why didn’t it know what Allah wanted it to write? And beyond the anthropomorphic implements bowing to Allah’s will, there is no point to any of this, and thus to Islamic terrorism, if the Pen wrote what is predestined. Yes, I realize that religious advocates over the years have agreed with Allah, from the Essenes, Gnostics, and Christians, including Calvin and Machiavelli, but a real God would know better.
Al Tabari interjected to protest, Tabari I:202 “There are people who consider predestination untrue. Then they consider the Quran untrue… People merely carry out what is a foregone conclusion, decided by predestination and written down by the Pen.” For Tabari to have written this in Bagdad in the 9th century means that educated Persians recognized that the claims of predestination alone were sufficient to reject Muhammad, Allah, the Quran, and Islam. I am not the first to bring this reality to light.
Fortunately, the Quran is wrong, and it does matter what we choose, particularly when taking a life or protecting it. I have chosen to expose and condemn Muhammad and Allah, Islam and the Quran to protect Jews from the onslaught of Muslims. I have repudiated the myths of Christianity, Judaism, and Progressives to liberate the indoctrinated from these curses. In addition, I’ve written a score of books sharing and explaining Yahowah’s testimony to His people so that they might reconcile their relationship and live fulfilling lives. I think that these are moral choices and worthy endeavors. Moreover, Yahowah asked if I’d be willing and I agreed – freewill and all.
378It is hard to imagine wallowing in such stupidity, but the Quran actually has a surah named after and devoted to “The Pen.” It is the 68th. And in it, the Pen is a “witness.”
Quran 068:001 “I call to witness the Pen and what it inscribes.” Without the Hadith, you wouldn’t know what “Pen” the non-god was talking about. So, thankfully, we have been diligent and not left you in the lurch, grasping at straws to make sense of this.
The second verse is delicious. The Lord was possessed to tell his lone non-prophet: Quran 068.002 “You are not demented, demon possessed, or mad.” Well, I’m glad the false god cleared that up since all evidence was to the contrary. However, keeping it real, the only reason that Muhammad and his pet Rock would say such a thing is to refute the obvious. Anyone with half a brain listening to this would have immediately recognized that the non-prophet was “demented, likely demon-possessed, and insane.” And afforded freewill, they would have run away.
This statement continues with, “There is surely an unending reward for you.” That’s not completely accurate, either. While Muhammad cashed in on the 75 terrorist raids he conducted from Yathrib, he would die a very painful death. And I will personally assure you that he spends his eternity in She’owl | Hell as recompense for his crimes against humanity. (Yahowah has granted the authority and opportunity to convict him after having exposed and condemned him in God Damn Religion. I may work for free, but this job is not without rewards. And one of the perks is the right to convict, sentence, and dispatch, the likes of Muhammad, Paul, Akiba, Maimonides, Hadrian, and Hitler, to name a few among many thousands – some of whom are threatening and tormenting Jews today.)
It is telling that Muhammad’s name is only mentioned four times in the Quran. The first is in Quran 003.144 where Allah affirms that his messenger boy was a non-prophet – 379something that was already obvious. But before Allah undercuts Muhammad, robbing him of the “prophet” designation he craved, the Snake ordered Muslims to butcher those who would not capitulate, becoming martyrs while waging war against all humankind.
If this does not get your attention, you may want to check your pulse. The Snake in the desert who could only harm humankind by manufacturing murderers by the intoxicating venom of Islam declared…
Quran 003.137-143 “Lo, many similar situations were faced by those who have passed away before you. So travel through the earth, and see what was the demise of those who disbelieved.
This is a declaration for men, a guidance and an admonition for the Godfearing. So, do not become weak (against your enemy), nor despair, and you will be superior if you are believers.
If you have suffered an injury and have been wounded, be sure they are also injured and suffer similar wounds. And so are the days, We give to men by turns, that al-Lahu makes evident that He may test those who believe and take shuhadaa | martyrs from among you. And al-Lahu does not love the zalimun | disbelievers, polytheists, and wrong-doers.
This is so that al-Lahu may perfect the believers and destroy the unbelievers. Or, do you think that you will enter Paradise before al-Lahu tests to ascertain those among you who have jihad | fought, striving hard and who have proven that they are steadfast?
And certainly, you wanted to die, previously wishing for death (martyrdom in battle) before you witnessed and experienced it. Now you have seen it openly with your own eyes.
Quran 003.144 Muhammadun | Muhammad is no more than a messenger. And lo, messenger have passed away before him. So what if he dies or is killed! Will you then turn back on your heels and go away (as disbelievers)? And whoever retreats and turns back on his heels, not the least harm or hurt will he do to al-Laha. Al-Lahu will only reward the appreciative.
Quran 003.145-47 And never does a soul die except by the permission of al-Lahi. (It is a) determined decree. And whoever 380desires the reward of the world, We will give him it. And whoever desired the reward of the hereafter, We will give that reward to our appreciative ones.
And many a prophet fought (in Allah’s Cause). And along with him large bands of ribbiy | religious leaders. But they never lost heart and did not become weak on account of what befell them in the Way of al-Lahi. They were never weakened or disgraced, and they never gave in. Al-Lahu loves the steadfast.
And there were no words except that they said, ‘Rabbi, forgive our sins and excuses in our affairs and make our feet firm, giving us victory over people who do not believe.’”
Islam is a death cult. Unable to give Muslims a reason to live, Allah gave them a reason to die. There is to be no excuse to avoid fighting. They are told to never give in and never retreat.
Quran 003.149-51 “O believers, if you obey those who disbelieve you will retreat as losers. We will cast ru’ba | terror into the hearts of the disbelievers because they associated partners with Il-Lahi which is not what He sent down under His authority. So their refuge is the Fire, the wretched abode of the disbelievers.
With certainty, al-Lahu fulfilled His promise to you when you were killing them with His permission until you lost courage and you fell into a dispute concerning the order, and you disobeyed the command after what He had shown that you love it. Among you are those who desire the world and among you are those who desire the hereafter. So He diverted you from them so that He may test you.”
This is the model established by Tubba and resurrected through Muhammad. And although Allah bragged about destroying them for their polytheism, Tubba and Yathrib had already given rise to monotheism in Arabia. So now, to advance the lie and to hide the truth, Allah has a new strategy – Die while killing for me! Envenomated, they would become martyrs waging war against all mankind.
Fighting and killing, wounding and incapacitating, is how Allah determines between good Muslims and bad ones, those admitted to Paradise or sent off to Hell. And as 381a result, Islam would become an orgy of death. Die killing for Allah – win a prize.
The ungrateful god did not even care if Muhammad lived or died. He was just one of many proxies of death, another religious stooge. There had been countless before and many thereafter. Then, for the ultimate lie, the egomaniacal god claimed that it mattered not to him if Muslims lived or died, killed or were killed, believed or disbelieved. That being true, why advance Islam?
While it is a minuscule point among mountainous ones, if only a messenger, Muhammad cannot be as Muslims present him. There was no prophet of Islam. Also interesting is that this presents two hypotheticals that are not possible under predestination. But why be consistent when playing God? It is so limiting for the All-Mighty.
However, the notion that no one can die without Allah’s permission is mind-numbingly stupid. If a Muslim wanted to play along and pretend it was true, then how can he be your protector when you die taking the lives of innocent children? When life ends tragically at the hands of another, man is to blame. And when unbelievers are killed by believers – the religion of Islam is responsible.
To love life is to hate Islam. Those who love God hate Allah. It really isn’t any more complicated than that.
Muslims fight and kill to such an extent that the religion has become a scourge on the planet, a plague of death. If you want to live in a world free of religious terrorism, of mindless zombies kicking people in the streets in religious rage, without days like October 7th, 2023, then you need to stand alongside the compassionate and courageous and resist Islam. Otherwise, Muslims screaming Allahu Akbar “will cast terror into the hearts of the unbelievers.” This is the legacy of Allah, Islam, Muhammad, and the Quran.
382We will return to this surah in later chapters. It only gets worse from there.
Not surprisingly, the demotion Allah afforded his non-prophet was embarrassing for a man who was claiming to be better than Moseh and Dowd. Conveniently, therefore, Allah dispensed with consistency and contradicted himself on the next occasion. He is recorded protesting…
Quran 033.040 “Muhammad is not the father of any of your men, but the Messenger of Allah and the Seal of the Prophets: and Allah has full knowledge of all things.” For a sensible being, the proof of a prophet would be an accurate prophecy, but Allah did not play by those rules. In Muhammad’s case, the “Seal” was a hairy mole on his back. And who would dare disagree with a know-it-all?
Since we have previously addressed what the 33rd surah brags Muslims did to Jews in Yathrib, beheading, enslaving, and robbing them, we’ll not replicate that presentation here.
So, let’s consider the third mention of Muhammad’s name in the Quran. It is found in Quran 047.002, so at least they are randomly spaced. And equally inane because the Islamic god forgot what he had revealed to Doctor Truth. Quran 047.002 “But those who believe and work deeds of righteousness, and believe in that sent down to Muhammad, for it is the Truth from their Lord, He will remove from them their ills and improve their condition.” I’m beating a gimpy camel here, but nonetheless, there cannot be a conditional clause under the auspices of predestination. And while I cannot speak for you, I prefer a God who is literate.
Moving on to the fourth and final iteration of Muhammad in the text of the Quran, we find the following: Quran 048.029 “Muhammad is the messenger of al-Lahi; and those who are with him are strong against Unbelievers, (but) compassionate amongst each other. Thou wilt see them bow and prostrate themselves (in prayer), seeking Grace from al-Lahi and (His) Good Pleasure.
383On their faces are their marks, (being) the traces of their prostration. This is their similitude in the Taurat; and their similitude in the Gospel is: like a seed which sends forth its blade, then makes it strong; it then becomes thick, and it stands on its own stem, (filling) the sowers with wonder and delight.
As a result, it fills the Unbelievers with rage at them. Al-Lahu has promised those among them who believe and do righteous deeds forgiveness, and a great Reward.”
This begins accurately enough. Muhammad was the messenger of al-Lahi. The problem is that al-Lahi was Satan, the demon-possessed prophet’s alter ego and, thus, not God.
The promise is also untrue. Islam is penal. It would be hard to find a religion more retarding, at least apart from Hasidic Judaism. Although to be fair, they are based upon the same Talmud.
It is also true that Muslims “bow down and prostrate themselves.” Mooning God is a central plank of their religion – and this, no doubt, pleases Satan.
However, “this similitude” cannot be found “in the Taurat,” which we will assume is the Towrah since it is a preferred rabbinical pronunciation. Yahowah never asks anyone to bow down before Him, and when someone makes this mistake, He politely asks them to stand. There is, however, one command to bow and it is found in Yasha’yah / Isaiah where those being judged will be humiliated in this way.
As for their “similitude in the Gospel,” there is more than one of them and they are not even remotely accurate. And while they do not call for prostrations, to claim that which is false is to admit to being dishonest. And while it is a minor point among more revealing ones, when God speaks of seeds growing strong, it is never in reference to grass which is fleeting and fades. Moreover, the transition from the untenable position that the Torah and Gospel 384convey the same message on prostration and that the Gospel message strengthens, it is incongruous to say, “as a result, it fills the unbelievers with rage at them.”
While I have presented all four mentions of Muhammad, Allah apparently had a senior moment and forgot his name in Quran 061.006. But that was hardly his only mistake since there was no “Jesus,” and Allah mistakenly called him ‘Iesa. There was no “Mary,” either, and it would have been impossible for a mythical misnomer in the 1st century CE to have uttered the name of a god whose name would not become known until the 7th century. Nonetheless…
Quran 061.006 “And when said ‘Iesa | Jesus, the son (of) Mary, ‘Yabani Is’raila | O Children of Israel! Lo! I am the messenger of al-Lahi to you, confirming that which (was) between my hands of al-Taurat | the Towrah (which came) bringing Bashir | Glad Tidings of a Rasuli | Messenger to come from after me, whose name (shall be) Ahmadu.’ But when he came to them with proofs and signs, they said, ‘This is evident sorcery!’”
Not to worry, Ahmadu, at least the imaginary ‘Iesa got the “mad” part right. Too bad the proofs and signs didn’t materialize and everyone branded you a sorcerer.
The reason Muhammad was so preoccupied with belittling the misnomer Jesus by renaming him Esau, and calling him “‘Iesa bin Maryam,” and then converting the now-legendary Christian god to the Islamic herald of Ahmad, is that he was the competition for many of the surviving residents of Raqemow, now known as Petra. Muhammad’s first “revelations” are alleged to have begun in 610 CE and the Islamic calendar commences in 622 CE when he fled to Yathrib in shame following the fiasco of the Satanic Verses and Night’s Journey.
In the dozen years in between, he would have been trying and failing to convince the Arab Christian population that he was the next and last best thing. From a 385historical perspective, this transpired some 250 years after the Nabateans and Romans abandoned Petra following the great earthquake in 363 CE, setting the showdown around the Ka’aba three centuries after Constantine decriminalized Christianity in 312 CE. And since Muhammad was envious of the claims they made of their god, and since he had failed in convincing the Jews in Arabia that he was their Messiah, Muhammad, excuse me, Ahmad, needed to cut the myth of ‘Iesa, excuse me again, Jesus, down to his size – which was really puny.
Although, once again, we find an occasional nugget of truth in the Quranic diatribe. In this case, “they said, ‘this is evident sorcery!’” Frankly, it’s obvious.
Moving past the man who would be god, we find that the following Bukhari Hadith confirms Islam’s lack of choice and Muhammad’s dearth of prophetic credentials.
Bukhari:V4B55N549 “Allah’s Apostle, the true and truly inspired said, ‘As it relates to your creation, every one of you is collected in the womb of his mother for the first forty days, and then he becomes a clot for another forty days, and then a piece of flesh for another forty days [a four-month gestation isn’t even half right nor is the process]. Then Allah sends an angel to write four words: He writes his deeds, time of his death, means of his livelihood, and whether he will be wretched or blessed.’”
Thank you, Doctor Muhammad. You are truly inspired. Allah’s time in the womb of our mothers miraculously conceiving children in Quran 039.006 wasn’t wasted on you. And you even managed to work in a nifty explanation of predestination for the half-baked children (4-month gestation) of Islam. Bravo.
Scribbling on, the Pen gathers rivals for its pole position in the race of creation…
Tabari I:204 “I asked the Prophet, ‘Where was Allah before His creation?’ Muhammad replied: ‘He was in a cloud with no air underneath or above it.’”
386A cloud without air, now there’s one for the science classes. Last time I checked, a cloud was comprised of water suspended in air.
Tabari I:204 “Then Allah created His Throne upon the water.”
If there were clouds, water, and a throne – how did the Pen come first? And may I ask, how could there have been a cloud and water before the Earth was created? And just checking, isn’t H2O comprised of two of the many gasses within our atmosphere?
I’m sure the non-prophet will clear this up, so let’s listen to a Hadith from one of his Companions. Like so many Traditions, this one is found in both Tabari and Bukhari.
Tabari I:204 & Bukhari:V4B54N414 “Some people came to the Messenger, entered his presence, and said: ‘Give us gifts!’ [Muhammad’s militants were mercenaries after all. The prophet bribed his way to prosperity.] This continued until it annoyed him. Then they left.
Some other people came in and said, ‘We have come to greet the Messenger of Allah and become knowledgeable about the religion and ask about the beginning of the world.’
He said, ‘Allah existed while there was nothing else. His Throne was upon the water, and all that was going to be was written on the memorial Tablet before anything else was created. Then Allah created the seven heavens.’
Just then, someone came to me and said, ‘That camel of yours is gone.’ I went out and found that she was out of sight. I surely wish that I would have let her go so that I would not have missed the rest of the Prophet’s remarks!”
Okay, so, the Pen was created first, but before it was created, Allah created his throne in a cloud without air. The throne was on water, which was yet to be created. Then we had writing on a tablet that had yet to be created so that Allah could tell us that there are seven heavens, which were created before or after the Earth depending upon which 387version you believe. Bottom line: the camel’s gone. That’s about all we know for sure.
The Bukhari version of the runaway camel ends with this insight into how Muhammad conveyed his “inspired” revelations and how they were ultimately retained and passed along to us as scripture…
Bukhari:V4B54N414 “One day the Prophet stood up amongst us for a long period and informed us about the beginning of creation. He talked about everything in detail. He ended his speech by mentioning how the people of Paradise will enter the Garden and how the people of Hell will enter the Fire. Some remembered what he had said, and some forgot.”
Muhammad’s fellow thieves and terrorists weren’t the only ones who had trouble remembering this stuff. Bukhari:V6B61N550 “The Prophet said, ‘It is a bad thing that some of you say, “I have forgotten such-and-such verse of the Quran.” For truly, I have been caused by Allah to forget it. So you must keep on reciting the Quran because it escapes faster than a runaway camel.’”
It is good to know that camels also had an aversion to the Quran, too. I’m gaining a newfound respect for these lumpy and grumpy spitting artiodactyla.
Since memories were fleeting, to be fair, I say we give Muhammad another chance. Surely he’ll straighten all this out. After all, almost two billion people trust this man with their souls – and many of them kill for him.
Tabari I:206 “When Allah wanted to create the heavens and earth, He grabbed a fistful of small rocks in the water. He then opened his fist with the rocks and they rose in the form of smoke.
Then Allah fashioned the seven heavens and extended the earth in two days. He finished the creation on the seventh day.
He created the Footstool after the Pen and then the Throne. Thereafter He created the air and darkness.
388He then created the water and placed His Throne upon it. …He was in a cloud with no air underneath or above it. Thus the Messenger reported.”
So that explains it. Muhammad was making this up as he went along. And he was as dimwitted as the Black Stone representing his god.
Now, I ask you: since it’s obvious that his scripture was contrived, what else do you suppose Muhammad made up as he went along: Allah and Islam perhaps? And that’s really the point. The more you’re exposed to Muhammad and his religion, the more you will come to understand the nature and purpose of Islam.
There are two reasons I am sharing these inane and contradictory Islamic creation accounts. First, I promised that we would start at the beginning and cover Muhammad’s creation of Islam chronologically – starting with his version of the world’s beginnings. We will go step by step through his corruption of Adam, Noah, and Abraham to see how he misused the patriarchs to establish his dogma.
Second, I want you to know Muhammad and Allah – to see them as they really are. Each time they propose that which is illogical, impossible, contradictory, or twisted, you’ll be able to judge their sincerity and veracity.
By way of example, Muhammad had to make the Ka’aba – which was said to be Allah’s House even though it was a rock pile to pagan gods – seem worthy of veneration. Therefore…
Tabari I:216 “Allah created the Ancient House upon the water on four pillars. He did this two thousand years before He created this world.” Islam’s credibility is based upon making the Ka’aba – the black cube in Mecca – a legitimate monotheistic shrine. However, the Ka’aba not only preceded Allah and Islam by centuries, it was in Petra, not 389Mecca. And worse for Allah, he was not among the top rocks at the time.
As I have mentioned previously, the environment in and around Petra not only fits the narratives in the Quran and Hadith where Mecca does not, but it also explains why all of the initial mosques were oriented toward its direction south of Jerusalem. Petra had been a thriving religious center for the Nabataeans. It served as a trading depot for caravans and a watering hole for camels for a thousand years before Islam.
This would have remained true through 106 CE when Rome took control of the Nabataean capital. Fellow enterprising pagans, Rome invested in the city and caused it to flourish architecturally. As a result, Petra remained a trade center up through the Great Rift Valley for the empire for two centuries.
However, when shipping by sea replaced slower and less economical caravans, Petra lost some of its appeal as a watering hole for burdened camels. Its remaining claim to fame would be its shrines to pagan gods. And this may be why it appealed to Christians, who, in the 4th century, migrated there after Emperor Constantine decriminalized their religion. Petra’s shrines were repurposed for Christianity as gods and their devotees vied for supremacy.
The city, which was carved into the rock cliffs, giving it its name, was in sharp decline when it was devastated by a massive earthquake in 363 CE. The tremors caused the collapse of many of its buildings while devastating its water-supply system. Without a source of revenue or a stable population, a new religion with an additional god would have been welcomed here by the time of Muhammad’s arrival in the late 6th or early 7th century.
The earthquake was a turning point for the remnant of Nabataeans, such that within 80 years of Muhammad’s death, Petra was abandoned and the rocks comprising the 390Ka’aba were moved to Mecca. This occurred following a series of battles as the first caliphs vied for control of the emerging religion. The Quran’s qiblah was then changed to accommodate the change of venues.
While there is no archeological record of any kind identifying the mud-hut village of Mecca with Muhammad or Islam, the oldest record of Allah’s name is found on a stele dedicated to Qos-Allah by a local “melek,” the Hebrew word for “king.” Moreover, the earliest evidence of Muhammad’s tribal ancestors is found just outside Petra, not Mecca. As if we needed more evidence, Petra had a waterway between mountains that fit the Islamic ritual, while the “mountains” are simply rocks in Mecca without an aqueduct.
Should you wonder when this transfer of the Ka’aba occurred, it was during Islam’s second civil war circa 690 CE. In the fray between warlords from Damascus and Petra, the original Ka’aba was destroyed after the Battle of Karbala. The army of the Umayyad caliphate had killed Hussain, the grandson of Muhammad, and then most of his extended family. And then to solidify their authority, they built a new Ka’aba in Mecca, altering a few verses in the still-oral, Quran to accommodate the change of locations and qiblahs.
Forget for a moment that this story contradicts Muhammad’s earlier testimony. The Ka’aba was a wreck. During Muhammad’s day, it was constructed of unhewn and unmortared rocks. It didn’t even have a roof. Even today, after the move, the new and improved version is so unattractive it has to be draped in black – and that’s after having been rebuilt ten times. Such a “building,” and I use that term loosely, is beneath God’s style and status.
Not only had it been a pagan shrine, housing over three hundred rock idols, but we still have to deal with three wholly divergent accounts of who built it. In different 391places in the Hadith and the Quran, Muhammad claims that the Ka’aba’s contractor was Allah, Adam, and Abraham. Well, at least, they all start with the letter “A.”
There are many more creation variations. But I’d be remiss if I didn’t share my favorite. The whole earth was placed upon a big fish, the very same fish that swallowed Jonah. In this version, we discover…
Tabari I:219 “When Allah wanted to create the creation, He brought forth smoke from the water. The smoke hovered loftily over it. He called it ‘heaven.’
Then He dried out the water and made it earth. He split it and made it seven earths on Sunday.
He created the earth upon a big fish, that being the fish mentioned in the Quran. By the Pen, the fish was in the water. The water was upon the back of a small rock.
The rock was on the back of an angel. The angel was on a big rock. The big rock was in the wind.
The fish became agitated. As a result, the earth quaked, so Allah anchored the mountains and made it stable.
This is why the Quran says Allah made for the earth ‘firmly anchored mountains, lest it shake you up.’”
Dr. Seuss has nothing on these guys. This is better than One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.
Before we give up and go fishing, I’d like to share some more of what Islam had to say about the creation of man. It was one of Muhammad’s and Allah’s favorite subjects – covered countless times in the Hadith and Quran. Since neither was capable of prophecy or miracles, man’s existence was used to prove Allah’s supremacy.
392Tabari I:258 “Allah created Adam from sticky clay, meaning viscous and sweet smelling, from slime, being stinking. It became stinking slime after having been compact soil. Allah formed Adam with His own hand.” (Quran 015.026)
Therefore, science aside, if a Muslim calls you a “stinking slimeball,” thank him. It’s a compliment, I think.
The referenced verse says…
Quran 015.026 “We fashioned man from fermented clay, stinking slime, dried tingling hard as we fashioned jinn [demons] from white hot flame.”
As I have stated, and repeated, there is no appreciable difference between Hadith and Quran. They were both from Muhammad and then transmitted orally through the same illiterate, and obviously ignorant, people. It all stinks to high heaven.
Elsewhere in the Quran, the un-god created man from “dust,” “spurting water,” “contemptible water,” “coagulated blood,” “a drop of semen,” “an embryo,” “a single sperm [whose do you suppose?],” “a single cell,” “a chewed up lump of flesh,” “extract of base fluid,” “inordinate haste,” “nutfah,” “another man,” or simply “weakness” depending on where you look. There are thirty creation accounts and twenty-two variations. Of course, this must all make sense, because Allah insists there are no contradictions in the Quran – well, at least up to the point he explains how to deal with his contradictions in the 2nd surah.
Among these fairytales, there’s yet another problem. It is incumbent upon a belief system to answer the “why” question: Why are we here? The answer should be attached to the creation story, but Islam doesn’t bother. Worse, Muhammad’s ultimate answer is indicting. Allah said, Quran 085.001 “I have created jinn (demons) and men only to worship Me. I do not want anything from them.” Islam is devoid of choice, and a religion without choice is akin to subjugation and slavery.
393It is also demeaning to suggest that a superior being would create an inferior one and then command the species to worship him. It would be like a person training a toad to croak: “You are great!” “You are great!” “You are great!” every day, all day, all while bowing down and showing you his derriere. God is not so insecure that He needs a “praise machine” or so lame that He made one as imprecise as man.
The Towrah | Teaching says Yahowah created ‘Adam (the Hebrew word for man) out of the minute physical components comprising matter, i.e., from the elements of the Earth. Then, after providing us with a nepesh | soul or consciousness like other animals, He offered us a neshamah | conscience so that, as a result of listening and learning, we could think our way to Him. (Although, the Quran, like the New Testament and Talmud before it, seems hellbent on neutering its potential.)
The deployment of the neshamah | conscience is why Yahowah stated that we were made in His image as a diminished manifestation of the Almighty in fewer dimensions. Humans are afforded Godly characteristics, enabling us to know Yahowah, to communicate with Him, and to choose to have a relationship with Him through the Beryth | Covenant. If we wish to show our appreciation for Him after we have come to know Him, that’s fine. But it was not why we were created.
This conflicts with Islam. Although the god of the Quran sounds like Muhammad, Islam dispenses with the “in His image” idea because Islam’s god and man are supposed to have nothing in common.
There is a Hadith attributed to Muhammad in which he passed a man beating a slave. He told him to stop because: “Allah made Adam in the slave’s image.” Being crafted “in the slave’s image” was designed to underscore Muhammad’s concept of Islam – a religion named “submission” is devoid of freewill.
394Yahowah wants us to choose; Allah wants us to submit. One wants to be loved, the other feared. There may be a reason the Islamic prostration requires one to bow their head metaphorically toward Hell while their posterior moons Heaven.
The Islamic creation account continues with the following Hadith. But before we consider it, I want to restate that, like the Christians in Petra, Muhammad was confused regarding Gabry’el. As gibowr implies, he was the mightiest man of God – and thus Dowd | David. This means that the alleged meeting in the Gospels between “Mary” and “Gabriel” is as much a myth as is the following…
Tabari I:258 “Allah sent Gabriel to the Earth to bring Him some clay. The Earth said, ‘I take refuge in Allah against you mutilating me. So Gabriel returned without having taken any clay and said, ‘Lord, the earth took refuge in You, and I granted its wish.
Allah then sent Michael, and exactly the same thing happened. Then He sent the angel of death. He took some soil from the Earth and made a mixture. He did not take it from a single place but took red, white, and black soil. Therefore, the children of Adam came out different.”
According to Islamic Critical Race Theory, we’re different races because the stinking slime was red, white, and black. And we owe our existence to the “angel of death.”
But there is actually more to this story than mutilating the Earth with a handful of soil. Satan, veiled here as Allah, knows that Gabry’el | God’s Most Competent Man, is the Messiah Dowd. The Adversary is aware that, upon the King’s return to Earth on Yowm Kipurym | the Day of Reconciliations (called the Day of Doom in the Quran), Satan will be dispatched to Hell. So, in the Devil’s version of this story, Dowd fails – along with Michael, who is Dowd’s Herald. The victor, who successfully mutilates the 395Earth, is Satan, himself, as the Angel of Death. Perverted. Transparent. Clever.
Allah wasn’t finished telling his tale of woe. Continuing to speak of the Angel of Death…
Tabari I:259 “He went up with the soil, then moistened it so it became sticky clay. The soil changed and become stinking. This is what Allah meant when He said, ‘From slime, stinking.’
The Lord Almighty sent Iblis [from the Greek dioblos] to take some skin from the earth, both sweet and salty, and Allah created Adam from it. For this reason he was named Adam – he was created from the skin (adim) of the earth.”
It is telling that Allah admits I was correct in my analysis of the Hadith. As he continues with his accounting of the one who mutilated the Earth in the conception of man, Allah is acknowledging that the Angel of Death was Iblis – the Devil. He succeeded in the degradation of humanity, calling us “stinking slime” while also touting his revisionist victory over Gabry’el.
As the un-god’s illiterate non-prophet, Muhammad didn’t know that ‘Adam was actually the Hebrew word for “man.” The lesson here is if you’re going to plagiarize, you ought to be more careful. Otherwise, you’re apt to believe Gabriel was the enemy of the Jews and attribute creation to the wrong “god.”
Was this inspired by the Creator of the universe, or did Muhammad say,
Tabari I:261 “Allah caused Adam’s clay to ferment. He left it lying around for forty nights… Iblis [the Devil] used to come to it and kick it with his foot, whereupon it made sounds.
Then Iblis entered Adam’s mouth and left from his posterior, and he entered his ass and left from his mouth. Then he said, ‘You are not something for making sounds. What then were you created for? If I am given authority over you, I shall ruin you.’”
396The moment we accept the obvious, that Allah is Satan, the un-god’s disregard for humanity becomes clear. Muslims are his stooges, mere proxies, who are motivated to attack Yahowah’s Chosen People. That is Islam.
Muhammad was keen to tell us that Satan flows throughout Muslims (and within him). Bukhari:V3B33N254 “Satan circulates in human beings as blood flows in our bodies.”
To believe Islam is to disregard Islam. One must be ignorant of what the non-prophet said to support the religion.
The next interlude of demonic delusion is revealing. After exploring Adam’s posterior, Satan told the angels… Bukhari:V3B33N254 “Don’t be afraid of that one [the partially fermented Adam] for Allah is solid whereas this one is hollow.”
While I claim no expertise on the consistency of fermenting humans, I do know that Allah was synonymous with the largest rock of the Ka’aba, the Black Stone. Rocks are indeed solid. God is spirit by all sane accounts, which would make Him the antithesis of solid. Satan has provided another clue.
Just for giggles, let’s canvass the remaining accounts. We are told...
Tabari I:263 “When Allah’s spirit entered Adam’s head, he sneezed. The angels said, ‘Praise be to Allah.’ When it reached his stomach, he grew hungry. When it reached his feet, he ran for food.
This explains why the Quran says, ‘Man was created of inordinate haste.’ (Quran 021.037) Whenever something of Allah’s spirit moved in Adam’s body, it became flesh and blood. When the blown spirit reached his navel, he looked at his body and was pleased to see its beauty.”
We typically sneeze to remove irritants, telling us something interesting about Allah. Although I suppose that the angelic response may have been intended as a harbinger of today’s “gesundheit” response, thereby crediting team Islam with their first and only fulfilled prophecy.
397But this I must know, why would Adam have a navel? Did he have a mother? An umbilical cord? Shouldn’t Adam have been the only man in creation without a navel?
Tabari I:267 “And He taught Adam all the names as follows: He taught him the name of everything, down to fart and little fart. [That’s what it says.] And Adam told each kind of creature about its name and referred it to its genus. Allah said, ‘I know what you do not know.’”
“If we [angels, jinn, Allah?] are not better than Adam is, we are at least more knowledgeable because we existed before him, and the nations were created before him.”
Claiming to be smarter than the Islamic rendition of Adam isn’t much to brag about. After all, he was just learning how to “fart.”
Seeking clarification, I wonder how the nations could have been created before the first man. The Islamic answer is embarrassing. You will soon discover that the Quran and Hadith claim that the Muslim prophet, Alexander the Great, found an extraterrestrial nation around a celestial mud pit in which our sun sets. Really.
This Hadith sounds innocuous enough until we associate it with the Quran – at least notwithstanding the notion of angels boasting and being tested...
Tabari I:271 “When the angels boasted about their knowledge, they were tested. Allah taught Adam all the names. Then He presented them to the angels and said, ‘Tell Me the names of these if you speak the truth in saying that you are more knowledgeable than what I created. The angels hurriedly sought repentance. Allah said, ‘Adam, tell them their names!’”
Muhammad claims the Quran was revealed by an angel. But that’s not good if Allah’s angels are prone to deceit, and if they are so unaware, they don’t know the word for swine or know a rock from a god.
398Tabari I:272 “Adam began to call everything by its name, and nation after nation was presented to him. Allah preferred Adam to the angels with respect to knowledge.”
“Nation after nation was presented to Adam,” of all people. But before you laugh it off as irrelevant, irrational, and irreverent, consider this: each Hadith was tied to the Quran, so while it’s irreverent and irrational, it’s not irrelevant.
This next little ditty was borrowed from the Christians in Petra who believed that the Earth was 6,000 years old…
Tabari I:224 “Each day of the six in which He created corresponds to a thousand years. The conclusion is that the time elapsed from when Allah first began creating His creatures to when He finished is 7,000 years. As proved by us earlier with the help of evidential statements, there is a duration of 7,000 years from the time when our Lord finished to the moment of the annihilation.”
As I have shared previously, to calibrate creation’s clock to the rate time is measured here on Earth, we must divide 14 billion years by the 1012 extent the CMB proves that it was stretched in the vicinity of the Big Bang. The math of relativity reveals that the six days of creation equate to 14 billion years, not 7,000.
Yahowah’s 7,000-year timeline, which is presented for your edification within Resources at YadaYah.com, contemplates the period after being banished from the Garden to being allowed back in on Sukah, followed by a millennium of Camping Out with our Father. So, Allah is either confused or he is promoting a revisionist agenda.
As for the “moment of the annihilation,” that’s a myth as well. Satan, as spirit, like light, cannot be annihilated, which is why he is going to be incarcerated. And his departure into the black hole of She’owl will occur in year 6000 Yah, not 7,000. Wishful thinking, I suppose.
Although, according to the Christian Book of Revelation, Satan is liberated at the conclusion of the 399millennial celebration of Sukah to have one last opportunity to torment God’s people. While it’s not true, at least we know where Allah got his material.
Although it is obvious, Muslims are not told why Allah wants to destroy the world, or even when.
Tabari I:181 “The Prophet said, ‘I was sent immediately before the coming of the Day of Doom. I preceded it like this one preceding that one’ – referring to his index and middle finger.
Tabari I:182 He said: ‘Allah will not make this nation [of Islam] incapable of lasting half a day – a day being a thousand years.’ (Consequently, based upon the Prophet’s authority, what remained of time was half a day of the days of which one is a thousand years. The conclusion is that the time that had elapsed to the Prophet’s statement corresponds to 6,500 years).”
The Devil’s Day of Doom is the most joyous on Yahowah’s eternal calendar. On Yowm Kipurym | the Day of Reconciliations in year 6000 Yah / beginning at sunset in Yaruwshalaim | the Source of Guidance on Reconciliation on October 2nd, 2033, God will enjoy the long-awaited Family Reunion with Yisra’el and Yahuwdym. And as wonderful as this will be for the Covenant Family, it will be ruinous for the Devil and the Muslims and Christians who worshiped him as their god.
Should we play along with the Messenger’s delusion, it means that the Earth should have been annihilated 500 years after Muhammad shared his divine insight in 610 CE. Last time I checked, the year 1110 came and went without incident. The only mystery is: why didn’t Islam go with it?
But at least now you know the inspiration for my original title, Prophet of Doom. This prediction regarding the Day of Doom was Muhammad’s most famous attempt at prophecy. That said, I much prefer God Damn Religion.
Bukhari:V4B56N808 “I relate the Traditions of Allah’s Apostle to you for I would rather fall from the sky than attribute something to him falsely. But when I tell you a thing which is between you and 400me, then no doubt, war is guile. I heard Allah’s Apostle say, ‘In the world’s last days there will appear some young foolish people who will use the Quran’s best speech to abandon Islam.
Their belief will not go beyond their throats, so wherever you meet them, kill them, for he who kills them will get a reward on the Day of Doom.’” Muhammad just said, “Kill a Muslim and earn a prize!”
The non-prophet’s un-god, however, knew it was true. Just as Yada Yahowah has awakened thousands of Jews, such that they have parted ways with religion and politics and have returned to Yahowah, God Damn Religion will free many from Islam. And for them, it is better to die apart from the Devil than live eternally with him.
Returning to Islamic “science,” this is how the sun works. Nuclear fusion is evidently a myth…
Tabari I:230 “With your Lord there is neither night nor day. The light of the heavens comes from the light of His face.”
That means that Allah was the sun, stars, and moon – a standard-issue pagan idol. And while that’s hardly astute, it gets worse. The sun not only talks, it bows down, worships Allah, and rises in the west.
Bukhari:V4B54N421 “I walked hand in hand with the Prophet when the sun was about to set. We did not stop looking at it. The Prophet asked, ‘Do you know where the sun goes at sunset?’ I replied, ‘Allah and His Apostle know better.’
He said, ‘It travels until it falls down and prostrates Itself underneath the Throne. The angels who are in charge of the sun prostrate themselves, also.
The sun asks permission to rise again. It is permitted. Then it will prostrate itself again but this prostration will not be accepted. The sun then says, “My Lord, where do You command me to rise, from where I set or from where I rose?”
Allah will order the sun to return whence it has come and so the sun will rise in the west. And that is the interpretation of the statement of Allah in the Quran: “And the sun runs its fixed course 401for a term (decreed). That is the Decree of the All-Knowing.”’” (Quran 036.038)
That is breathtaking in its stupidity, but it does not stand alone. The 36th surah confirms this foolishness.
Quran 036.037 “And a Sign for them is the Night. We strip off the Day from it, and behold they are plunged into darkness.
Quran 036.038 And the sun keeps revolving in its orbit, That is the ordinance and decree, even the dispensation of the All-Knowing, the All-Mighty, the Wise.
Quran 036.039 And the moon, We have measured and appointed, even ordained, for her mansions until she returns like dried date stalks or old, shriveled palm leaves.
Quran 036.040 It is not permitted for the Sun to overtake the Moon, nor can the Night outstrip the Day. They swim and float along in orbit in a sphere.
Quran 036.041 And a Sign for them is that We bore their progeny, conceiving their offspring, in the laden ship (of Nuh).
Quran 036.042 And We have created for them of the like thereunto, similar vessels, for them to ride.
Quran 036.043 We could have drowned them if We pleased. And there will be no shout (or helper) for them (to hear their cry) nor will they be saved.
Quran 036.044 Unless it be a mercy from Us and as an enjoyment for a time.”
That was mind-numbing. Allah is so desperate for attention that he is claiming that “Night” is his sign. He achieves it by stripping the day. As a result, humankind is plunged into darkness. On the un-god’s orders, this is achieved because the sun keeps revolving in its orbit, obviously unaware that night and day are the result of the Earth’s rotation on its axis. Nonetheless, Allah is All-Knowing, the Wise.
With a fondness for the moon, since she is the source of his crescent insignia, Allah has measured and ordained 402mansions. Only Allah knows what a rock would do with palatial palaces. But his loyalty to the moon is measured since he would have her shrivel like a dried date stalk.
Allah insists that the darkness of Night cannot outstrip the Day, as the sun and moon swim and float along while orbiting in a sphere. That is to say, because the sun and moon seem to follow the same path across the sky as the Earth rotates, they are in the same orbit according to the All-Knowing god of Islam.
They are not only racing one another, this celestial contest is a Sign from Allah that he bore their progeny, I suppose as little suns and baby moons. Moreover, these wee little stars and moons went for a ride in Noah’s Ark – which is evidently how they survived the flood. However, Allah didn’t want to be seen burning Nuh’s ship to rescue the offspring of the sun and moon, so he boasted that he had created many other vessels for them to ride. But not stopping there, the Great and Powerful Oz of Islam tells Muslims that, if he preferred, he could have drowned the sun and moon in the deluge. And if he had, he would also have stifled their complaints, ensuring that other suns and moons would be prevented from hearing their cries of distress and rescuing them. And believe it or not, it’s all in the perfect Quran with clear proof from your Lord. And we have it on his authority that he was merciful to the sun and moon so that they might enjoy themselves a while longer.
Since this has been such a rad adventure into the cosmology of our solar system, perhaps we should linger here a bit longer in the 36th surah and learn evermore from the All-Knowing and Wise.
It begins with intrigue…
Quran 036.001 “Ya Sin (these letters are one of the miracles of the Quran, and none but Allah (Alone) knows their meanings).”
Ya is from the Hebrew Yowd. It represents the first letter in Yahowah’s name and was drawn as the hand of 403God. It shows God reaching down and out to us as would a loving Father, expecting us to grasp hold of His open hand in return as His children. And while the Shin in Hebrew was drawn in the form of teeth and represented the spoken word and being nourished by it, Sin was the name of the most popular moon god in Arabia. In Sumer, Sin, as the moon, was the father of the sun. Although, later in Babylon, Sin became a goddess and represented ‘Asherah / Astarte – the Queen of Heaven and Mother of God.
Therefore, Allah wants us to believe that God’s hand is reaching out to him instead of man. Mystery solved.
But now, who is speaking and what is “I” saying…
Quran 036.002 “I call to witness the Quran, custodian of all laws.” (Ahmed Ali)
Quran 036.002 “By the Quran full of wisdom (i.e., full of laws, evidences, and proofs).” (The Noble Quran)
Quran 036.002 “By the wise Quran.” (Pickthal)
Quran 036.002 “I swear by the Quran, full of wisdom.” (Shakir)
Quran 036.002 “Consider this Quran, full of wisdom.” (Asad)
Evidently, “I” is the “We” attesting to the un-god’s oneness, and this was addressing the Messenger...
Quran 036.003 “Lo! You are one of the messengers.
Quran 036.004 On a straight path.
Quran 036.005 A revelation of the Mighty, the Merciful.
Quran 036.006 That you may warn a people not were warned their forefathers, so they heedless.
Quran 036.007 Certainly proved true the word upon most of them so they do not believe.
Quran 036.008 Verily! (We) have put iron collars and chains on their heels and necks which reach to their chins, so their heads (are) forced up.
404Quran 036.009 And We have put a barrier before them and a barrier behind them, and We covered them so that they cannot see.
Quran 036.010 It is the same to them whether you warn them or not, they will not believe.”
After we get past the issue of who is speaking to whom and the false statements regarding the Quran, we are told that “this is the revelation of the Mighty, the Merciful, that you may warn a people whose fathers were not warned.” And even though they were not given any guidance, they are nonetheless convicted and will be punished because they did not believe that which was not communicated to them. That’s clearly “Merciful.”
Allah would have us believe that “I” turned “We” have put iron collars on their heels and necks which reach up past their chins. Their heads are held up ready for the scalding water. They were also barricaded, which begs the question: why send a warner? And if Allah’s message is so unconvincing, how can the Quran be clear?
Just as Allah forgot Muhammad’s name and called his non-prophet Ahmad, he has now forgotten his own…
Quran 036.011 “You can only warn who follows the reminder and fears al-Rahman secretly. So give him good news of forgiveness and a noble reward.”
If they were never told, how can the warner’s message be a reminder? If they are shackled and buried already, what’s the point? Why would fearing Rahman secretly be of merit when Allah condemns everyone who associated anyone with him?
Is the un-god of Islam actually this dimwitted or is he telling us that he can play Muslims for dimwits, and they’ll never be the wiser?
Quran 036.012 “We, lo! We give life to the dead. We record that which they send before, and their traces (to the mosques for five compulsory prayers, Jihad (holy fighting in Allah’s Cause) and all 405other good and evil they did), and every thing We have recorded with numbers in a clear Book.”
Dead is not enough in Islam. The deceased must rise again to be tormented by Rahman. Fortunately, since it is man’s deeds, not the un-god’s which are being delineated, that book will be lucid.
Quran 036.013 “And set forth to them a similitude, dwellers of the town (it is said to be Antioch), when came the Messengers to it.
Quran 036.014 When We sent two to them but them liars, so We sent a third to reinforce them, and they said, ‘Verily, we have been sent to you.’
Quran 036.015 They said, ‘You are only men like us. Al-Rahman has not sent down any thing. You are only lying.’
Quran 036.016 They said, ‘Our Rabbuna | Lord knows that we to you surely messengers.
Quran 036.017 And not on us except to convey plainly.’
Quran 036.018 They said, ‘Lo we, we see an evil omen from you. If you do not desist, we will surely stone you to death and surely will inflict you a grievous punishment from us.’
Quran 036.019 They said, ‘Your evil omens (be) with you! Is it because you are reminded and warned? Nay, but you are transgressing (disobedient) folk!’”
All the while, there has been no message, just lame protestations of non-existent signs and books, irritating arguments without cogent responses, and cruel and inappropriate threats. This narration is only helpful in demonstrating that Rahman’s communication skills and disposition are no better than Allah’s. He cannot remember the town, who he sent, why he sent them, what they said, or when this occurred. All that we know is that we have yet another rendition of the Never-Ending Argument. This might as well have been in Petra. It was a waste of breath.
It is the same broken record, or should I say, Pen…
406Quran 036.020 “Then there came running from the farthest part of the town, a man, saying, ‘O my people! Obey the Messengers!
Quran 036.021 Obey those who ask no wages of you and who are rightly guided.
Quran 036.022 And what for me not I worship the one who created me and to whom you shall be returned?
Quran 036.023 Shall I take from besides him gods, if al-Rahman intends for me any harm? Not will avail me their intercession anything and not they protect me.
Quran 036.024 Then, verily, I should be in error manifest.
Quran 036.025 Lo, I have believed in your Lord, so hear me!’
Quran 036.026 It was said, ‘Enter al-Janata | the paradise.’ He said, ‘Would that my people knew.’”
Snappy dialogue. Obviously credible because there were three witnesses with the undisclosed messenger. However, there are some peculiarities. How did the man fleet of foot from the other side of town know what had been said to such an extent that he ordered O my people to obey the Messengers – especially when they hadn’t delivered a message? What were they to obey, and why? And why is not charging a fee the distinction between godly and ungodly when the religious, including Muhammad, used religion to enrich themselves?
How is it that Allah rants about not having partners or gods associated with him, only to have Rahman be the god of Islam? Why did running man fear his Lord? How does Rahman intend to harm and intercede to protect? If O my people were disbelievers, how did Rahman become their Lord? How does one go from being “in error manifest” to “believing in your Lord,” and “entering paradise” without a sensible message?
The simple truth is that the Snake of Islam doesn’t care what anyone calls him so long as he is perceived to be the 407Lord God. Prostrate to him, become his slave, believe his lies, kill for him, and the Quran has served its purpose.
Quran 036.028 “And not We sent against his people any host from the heaven, nor did We send down.
Quran 036.029 Not it was but one shout, and then, behold, they (were) extinguished (like ashes).
Quran 036.030 Alas for the mankind. Never came to them any messenger but they did mock at him.
Quran 036.031 Have they not seen how many of the generations We destroyed before them, who will not return to them.
Quran 036.032 And lo, verily, without exception, will be brought before Us (for judgment).”
The more we read, the worse it becomes. Whether the Lord, Rahman, or some variation of Allah, the result is the same. Morbid illusions of past destruction, with entire generations and civilizations exterminated, engender fear. The threat is always that the messengers were not rational, so they were mocked. The gods were not credible, so they were disbelieved. By whatever name, the Lord becomes angry and without warning, obliterates civilians in mass genocide. And while none of this occurred, it was all a sign that the demonic deity could and would bring those he slaughtered back to life so that he could torture them forevermore. This macabre fable of cruelty past and future is the essence of the Quran. It is worshiping a toxic pea-brained Snake as if he were God or else this is your fate.
Quran 036.033 “And a sign for them is the dead Earth. We gave it life, and We bring forth from it grains, and from it they eat.
Quran 036.034 We places therein gardens of date-palms and grapevines, and We have caused the springs to gush forth in it.
Quran 036.035 That they may eat of its fruit, and their hands made it not. So will they not give thanks?
Quran 036.036 Glory be the One Who created in pairs all of what the earth grows, and from themselves what they know not.”
408We concur, death is his sign, as is self-adulation. I would even credit him with creating the pairs: from terror to terror and lie to lie. And in keeping with the theme of this chapter, lo, verily we concluded our review of the 36th surah with a creation account.
But our journey is not yet done. Lo! We wouldn’t want to be accused of cherry-picking the worst Allah- and Muhammad-isms out of this vast orchard of the dead Earth. So, swimming deeper into the vessel of Islamic cosmology, we discover:
Tabari I:232 “Gabriel brings to the sun a garment of luminosity from the light of Allah’s Throne according to the measure of the hours of the day. The garment is longer in the summer and shorter in the winter, and of intermediate length in autumn and spring. The sun puts on that garment as one of you here puts on his clothes.”
According to Professor Muhammad, the sun wears clothes like us. Their length varies depending on the season. It even has a butler attending to its needs. I’ll bet you didn’t know that.
According to Allah’s prophet, Hell, rather than the sun, generates heat…
Bukhari:V1B10N510 “Allah’s Apostle said, ‘If it is very hot, the severity of the heat is from the raging of the Hell Fire.’”
As erroneous as all of this is, Muhammad had no excuse. He could have said, “I don’t have a clue.” He could have studied the writings of the Romans, Greeks, Egyptians, and Persians – well, perhaps if he wasn’t illiterate. They had it figured out a thousand years before Muhammad’s day.
In that the authority of the Quran, the myth of Allah, and the religion of Islam hangs on his credulity, this dimwitted delirium is condemning. However, Muhammad wasn’t through embarrassing himself. And just think, this is the good part of Islam. In due time we will evolve from 409being stupid to being sadistic, from lies to terrorism, and from mumbling to murder.
Tabari I:233 “I heard Ka’b the Rabbi tell a marvelous story about the sun and the moon. He said the sun and moon will be like two hamstrung oxen flung into hell. Ibn Abbas contorted with anger and exclaimed three times: ‘Ka’b is lying! This is something Jewish he wants to inject into Islam.
Allah is too majestic and noble to mete out punishment where there is obedience to Him. How could He punish two servants that are praised for constant obedience? May Allah curse that Rabbi! How insolent is he toward Allah and what a tremendous fabrication has he told about these obedient servants.’”
Mind you, he’s having a tizzy fit because Muhammad had said, and the Quran confirms, that the sun and moon were “obedient servants” – good Muslims. So, if the Rabbi deserved to be cursed for his story, what do you suppose would be the appropriate punishment for Muhammad and his demonic double? And before you answer, remember, the souls of billions hang in the balance. Asked another way, if people were afforded a choice, would they trust their eternity to this messenger?
Tabari I:233 “Ibn Abbas took a piece of wood and started to hit the ground with it. He did that for some time. Then lifting his head he threw away the wood and said, ‘You want me to tell you what I heard the Messenger say about the sun and moon and the beginning of creation and how things went with them?’ We said, ‘We would.’
When the Messenger was asked about that, he replied, ‘When Allah was done with His creation and only Adam remained to be created, He created two suns from the light of His Throne. His foreknowledge told Him that He would efface one and change it to a moon; so the moon is smaller in size than the sun.’
Muhammad continued, ‘If Allah had left the two suns as He created them, night would not have been distinguishable from day. A fasting person would not know when he must fast. A woman would not know how to reckon the period of her impurity. Muslims 410would not know the time of the pilgrimage. Allah was too concerned with His slaves to do such a thing.’”
I am bereft of words because this is too stupid for words. If this is your prophet, you are no brighter than he. So, how is it possible that the jihadists who perpetrated the bestial attacks of October 7th, did so believing this idiot would deliver on his brothel of boys and girls?
Muhammad’s Hadith and Allah’s Quran speak with the same forked tongue…
Tabari I:234 “Allah thus sent Gabriel to drag his wing three times over the face of the moon, which at the time was a sun. He effaced its luminosity and left the light in it. This is what Allah means: (in Quran 017.012) ‘We have blotted out the sign of the night, and We have made the sign of the day something to see by.’”
This being so, and playing along, “Gabriel’s” wings would have to be as large as the sun and comprised of a material that could endure temperatures of 10,000 Fahrenheit (5,600 Celsius). So, Mecca, we have a problem. The most extreme temperature a material compound can endure without combusting or disintegrating (that being tantalum hafnium carbide) is 4,200 degrees Celsius. So, try as we might, this is not looking good for Islam. Also concerning, with hafnium carbide weighing 12.2 g/cm3, each wing (even if only a centimeter thick) would weigh 100 x 1021 grams which is 220 x 1018 (quintillion) pounds. Of course, a better explanation would be to admit that Muhammad and Allah were insane.
Tabari I:244 “Kawwa asked Ali: ‘O Commander of the Faithful! What is that smudge in the moon?’ Ali replied, ‘Don’t you read the Quran? It says, “We have blotted out the sign of the night, effacing it.” That smudge is a trace of the blotting.’”
Ali was fudging a bit here. The Quran actually says this in the referenced surah…
Quran 017.012 “We have appointed night and day as two signs. Then We have made dark the sign of the night while We have 411made the sign of the day resplendent that you may seek the bounty of your Lord and know the number of the years and the reckoning. We have explained everything with full explanation.”
In context, it reads like the same broken record…
Quran 017.008 “May be your Rabbi | Lord might have mercy on you, but if you return, We return. And so We have made Hell a prison bed for unbelievers.
Quran 017.009 Lo! Verily, this Quran guides to that most straight and gives glad tidings to the believers who do the good deeds that for them a great reward.
Quran 017.010 And that those who believe not in the hereafter, to them We have prepared a painful torment and Grievous Penalty.
Quran 017.011 Man prays for evil as he prays for the good, for man is every hasty.”
Remember, the Rabbi is capricious and does what he wants, so it’s best to be prepared by reserving a prison cot (call 1 (800) U4HAMAS). That’s the happy tidings for the good-deed doers (raping, kidnapping, mutilating, and murdering Jews). And please hurry, but be not in haste, to bring the infidels to Hell’s Warden who is champing at the bit to punish the victims of Islam.
Worshiping Allah as if the Devil were God, prostrating oneself to a Snake while mooning the actual God, vowing that Satan is the one and only God, and not associating partners with him unless it is Rahman, makes one a certifiable slave to Allah. O, and let’s not forget, don’t mock the Messenger or his imbecilic message.
Although there are some novel twists and turns along the way, the remainder of the 17th surah regurgitates similar themes. Nonetheless, it is time for us to press on in our quest to understand why those who believe this nonsense kill over it. And our next step along the journey may get us into boiling water because it’s hard to believe…
412Tabari I:244 “Allah then created for the sun a chariot with 360 handholds from the luminosity of the light of the Throne and entrusted 360 of the angels inhabiting the lower heaven with the sun and its chariot, each of them gripping one of those handholds. Allah also entrusted 360 angels with the moon.”
I can see you shaking your head. You must think that I’m making this stuff up. There’s no way a religion this stupid could have survived a week much less fourteen hundred years, right? But I didn’t, and it did.
One of the reasons I’ve given you so much of this is because of the way Muslims defend Islam’s foolishness. They accuse those with the courage to expose their scriptures of taking them out of context. So, I have offered ample reason to rebuke such criticism. The more you know, the worse it gets.
By presenting Islam’s creation account in such detail, I’m exposing the mindset of Muhammad – who is the source of these stories. I want to expose the character deficiency that would prompt someone to speak such lies in the name of god and I want you to consider his motivations. Why would he tell his followers that Allah had conveyed such things to him? Why did an ignoramus claim to be an authority, the authority? What did he want? What did he have to gain?
This suicidal act of self-incrimination continued…
Tabari I:234 “Then the Prophet said: ‘For the sun and the moon, Allah created easts and wests on the two sides of the earth and the two rims of heaven. There are 180 springs in the west of black clay – this is why Allah’s word says: “He found the sun setting in a muddy spring.” (Quran 018.086) The black clay bubbles and boils like a pot when it boils furiously.’”
The 18th surah, aptly named Al-Kahf | The Cave, is among the most foolish. Muhammad’s prophetic credentials were challenged in the wake of the Satanic Verses, so he was forced to “reveal” enlightened answers 413to a series of probing questions. Unfortunately, cut off from his Hanif and Jewish sources, the prophet’s answers were particularly pathetic. He claimed that Alexander the Great was a Muslim sent by Allah to explore the sun.
Ishaq:135 “‘Muhammad, your people have made certain propositions… They asked you for things so that they might know that your position with God is as you say it is so that they might believe you, and yet you did nothing. They even asked you to hasten the punishment you are frightening them with, but you could not do it.’ The Prophet went to Khadija, sad and grieving.”
Ishaq:136 “Ask him about the Mighty Traveler who reached the confines of both East and West. Ask him what the spirit is. And ask what happened to the men who disappeared in ancient days. If he does not know he is a rogue, a forger, so treat him as you will.”
Allah intervened to answer the test. Here was his reply.
Quran 018.083-91 “They ask you about Dhu’l-Qarnain. Say, ‘I will cite something of his story. Lo! We established him in the earth and We gave him the means to accomplish his goals, the means to all ends, and in everything a way. So, he followed a path, until he reached the setting place of the sun. He found it setting in a black, muddy, spring. And he found near it people. We said, ‘O Dhu’l-Qarain, you may either punish them or treat them with kindness.’
He said, ‘For him who does wrong, we shall punish him, and then he will be brought back unto his Lord who will punish him with a terrible torment. But for him who believes, guards, and does his duty, we will go easy on him and issue a mild command.’
He followed a path until, when he came to the resting place of the sun. He found it rising on a people for whom We had provided no shelter against the sun. So! And We knew all about him.”
This was Allah’s answer to the test the Quraysh had posed to Muhammad, and it is so grossly inaccurate and imbecilic that it negates the central pillar of Islam – a perfect Quran inspired by God. Without that, there is nothing left of Islam. And now it is gone.
414Since Muhammad was willing to spew this rubbish with reckless abandon, and since Allah was willing to corroborate it in the Quran, why does anyone kill for them? Why die for them? Why dress up in a tent and live without rights or dignity as a result of them?
Tabari I:235 “Allah’s Apostle continued, ‘Allah created an ocean three farsakhs (18 miles) removed from heaven. Waves contained, it stands in the air by the command of Allah. No drop of it is spilled. All the oceans are motionless, but that ocean flows at the speed of an arrow. The sun, moon and retrograde stars [planets] by which Allah swears in the Quran (Quran 081.015), run like the sun and moon and race. All of the other stars are suspended from heaven as lamps are from mosques, and circulate together praising Allah. The Prophet said, ‘If you wish to have this made clear, look to the circulation of the sphere alternately here and there.’”
For your edification, the 81st surah says:
Quran 081.001-14 “When the sun is wrapped up and overthrown, and when the stars fall, scatter, and darken, when the mountains move, passing away, when the pregnant she-camels are neglected, when the beasts are herded together, shen the seas are set ablaze, boiling over, when souls are sorted and joined with bodies, when the little girl buried alive is questioned, for what sin was she killed, when the pages are open and books are spread, when the sky is stripped off and unveiled, torn away and removed, when Hell is kindled, and fiercely set ablaze, when the Garden of Bliss is brought near, every person will know what he has brought.”
Quran 081.015-25 “But nay! So, I swear by the receding planets, those which run swiftly, hiding themselves, the closing night as it dissipates and departs, the rising dawn as it breathes away the darkness, it is indeed the word of a noble messenger, possessor of power with owner of the throne secure, one to be obeyed and worthy of trust. And not your companion mad or possessed, for surely he saw him in the horizon clear. And not he on the unseen a tenacious concealer. And not it word of Satan accursed.”
Only Satan would swear by the planets, stars, and by night, for he was the “Morning Star” and became the “Prince of Darkness.” The angels who followed him 415became demons. They live to deceive men and are capable of “possessing” them – driving them “mad.” Yet more typically, they lure men astray by seducing them with delusions of grandeur as this verse confirms.
According to the Towrah wa Naby’ | Teaching and Prophets, mal’ak are spiritual implements and serve as messengers. In fulfilling their purpose, there is no need for freewill. So, it should be no surprise, considering Satan’s influence, that man’s relationship to him in Islam is predicated upon the only type of relationship he ever knew.
The tsaba’ | realm of the mal’ak | spiritual implements and messengers is like the military. A mutineer can choose to follow a pirate but that act immediately severs their relationship with, and involvement in, the navy. If the consequence of a single act of disobedience is immediate disassociation, imprisonment, or death, it’s not a choice; it’s rebellion. Therefore, Satan is guilty of what he is accusing disbelievers.
Let’s see how Muhammad embarrasses himself next.
Tabari I:236 “When the sun rises upon its chariot from one of those springs it is accompanied by 360 angels with outspread wings. When Allah wishes to test the sun and the moon, showing His servants a sign and thereby getting them to obey, the sun tumbles from the chariot and falls into the deep end of that ocean. When Allah wants to increase the significance of the sign and frighten His servants severely, all of the sun falls and nothing of it remains in the chariot. That is a total eclipse of the sun. It is a misfortune for the sun.” No. It is unfortunate for Muhammad, Allah, and Islam.
The non-prophet, not to be outdone by Alexander, concludes this lunacy by claiming he preached to extraterrestrials, too…
Tabari I:236 “Allah created two cities out in space, each with ten thousand gates, each 6 kilometers distant from the other. [That would make the extraterrestrial cities bigger than the earth 416itself.] By Allah, were those people not so many and so noisy, all the inhabitants of this world would hear the loud crash made by the sun falling when it rises and when it sets. Gabriel took me to them during my Night Journey from the Sacred Mosque to the Farthest Mosque [to the nonexistent Temple in Jerusalem]. I told the people of these cities to worship Allah but they refused to listen to me.” As should everyone on planet Earth.
Islam’s delusional creation accounts go on and on. The sun is brought to heaven, it is terrorized, it cries, it falls down, it prays, it’s veiled, it acts like a camel and races the moon, and it fears death. Tabari explains that the “proof of the soundness of these statements comes directly from the Messenger of Allah.”
