244God Damn Religion

Snake

…Slithering Out of the Garden into the Quran

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Losing the Quran

A large part of the Quran may be lost unless you collect it. But, how can I do what Allah’s Apostle has not done?
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Part of the Quran may be lost.

As we have discovered, there is only one marginally credible source of information regarding Muhammad and his Quran recitals written within two centuries of the time Allah’s Messenger lived and the religion was conceived. Ibn Ishaq’s Sira | Biography stands alone – a singular and tenuous thread connecting us to a very troubled man, recital, and time.

If the Sira’s disturbing portrait of Muhammad is invalid, then he is reduced to myth and Islam to fable. The Quran remains a jumbled mess, a word salad of irritating ingredients, tossed chaotically. Those are the facts, and faith does not change them.

And yet, that is the ultimate conundrum. Muhammad, as he is presented in the Hadith, is too dumb to have walked and talked at the same time. Even recognizing that the Quran is remedial, immoral, plagiarized, twisted, jumbled, repetitive, contradictory, and inaccurate, there is too much of it to have come from a single ignoramus. And since the most absurd diatribe is Allah’s insistence that he is God, it’s obvious that Satan was a significant contributor.

Muhammad had helpers, both then and now. He obviously pilfered portions of his Quran, including the language in which it was written, from the few remaining 245Nabateans in Petra, from Arab converts to Judaism among the Sabeans, and mostly from rabbis in Yathrib – as well as from the pagan folklore of his ancestors. However, in the progression of accomplices, recognizing that Gabriel was an imaginary friend and prop, we are left to wonder who was Allah? Clearly, based upon his preoccupation with sadistically torturing anyone who did not capitulate and believe that he, alone, was God – he was not God.

Ascertaining Allah’s true identity and modality is something we have already discussed at length in the previous chapters. And we will address it again at the conclusion of this volume – Snake ~ Slithering Out of the Garden into the Quran. Of the two viable options, that Allah was Muhammad’s alter ego or Satan, the most logical deduction is that Muhammad told the truth when he claimed that he was demon-possessed. He reaffirmed this when he acknowledged in the Quran that all of Allah’s Messengers spoke for Satan.

This conclusion is reinforced by what Yahowah inspired Yasha’yah to foretell in Isaiah 14, revealing that Satan would seek to rise above the Almighty and be acknowledged as God through babel | commingling truth and lies to confound and confuse. This prophecy explains why “Allah” was so insistent upon claiming the Towrah and its characters as his own, and then twisting their words such that they surrendered to him – swearing that he, alone, was God. The Snake who entered the Garden and twisted Yahowah’s words to beguile ‘Adam and Chawah, slithered into Muhammad’s life to torment all mankind.

Over the course of twenty-three years, the non-prophet and his un-god became inseparable and indistinguishable. They were both narcissists and psychopaths. They traded in lies and ravaged the truth. They celebrated death and ended life. They were dimwitted and demonic, destructive and deadly, deceitful and debilitating, ultimately becoming dehumanizing and delegitimizing. As a result, Islam 246became the religion of ignorant and immoral malcontents. Evidently, there are a lot of them.

If Muhammad and Satan’s collaboration in the desert had concluded with the murder, rape, and enslavement of Jews, it would have been one of many sad chapters among Yahowah’s recalcitrant and religious people. But, instead, Islam metastasized and spread, subduing Arabia, Persia, India, Syria, Judea, Egypt, North Africa, and much of Byzantium. This plague, rather than killing those it infected, bred jihadist zombies intent on ravaging the world on behalf of a book, prophet, and god too dumb for words.

So, now we are left to pick up the pieces and ascertain who unleashed this pandemic, seeking to determine how, where, why, and when they did so. And Islam’s past is exceedingly dark and impenetrable. Further, access to this abyss has been blockaded with mountainous lies.

After the Sira was collected, sanitized, and then represented, its oral histories were augmented by Hadith Collections compiled by the likes of Bukhari, Muslim, and Tabari – all while memories faded and content degraded. Therefore, to believe that these Sunnah Traditions were accurate reflections of what transpired requires a leap of faith only Muslims seem willing to make.

Nonetheless, the Hadith are required to explain the Quran – a book so deficient in context, chronology, and literacy it can only be understood when presented through the hearsay of Sunnah sources. Therefore, throughout God Damn Religion, I have been less concerned with the validity of these sources than with what they have to say. Their message is what motivates Muslims to kill.

Together, the Sunnah and Quran are Islam. Therefore, when seeking to expunge the plague, it is prudent to take them at face value, even recognizing that the story is less credible than Odysseus and his Odyssey. Throughout, we 247are primed to hear the Siren song of a seductive beast proclaiming the inevitability of man’s tortuous demise.

One does not have to dig very deep to be swallowed up in Islam’s dark past. Even a cursory reading of the Quran is sufficient to prove that it is among the worst books ever written – and to such an extent, it is irrational to think that the Creator of the universe could have been so inept as to compose a remedial tome devoid of context, without chronology or intelligent transitions. After all, why would such a creative spirit need to plagiarize? How are we to excuse this god’s ineptitude regarding history and science? Would God be as exasperatingly repetitive as the Quran, as contradictory, or as mean-spirited, even as sadistic? Why would he defend a book that did not exist?

The God who created man surely wouldn’t have expressed such great pleasure in torturing him as Allah does. Nor would he order his slaves to follow his example and terrorize, mutilate, rob, enslave, or slaughter the followers of other books he claims he revealed. One doesn’t need a scholastic review of the Quranic text to disprove its veracity. It destroys itself.

While all of this is obvious, with so many myths spun by Muslims throughout the centuries, it is time we explore the textual evidence for the Quran. It is one thing to say it doesn’t matter and another to realize it isn’t valid.

We’ll begin this assessment with what the Hadith has to say about the Quran’s origins. And while there are Hadiths that say Bakr tried to assemble the Quran and others that credit Uthman, Muhammad’s third successor, relying upon them is like using the uncalibrated results of radiocarbon decay collected by a magician’s wand to prove the validity of Carbon-‘3’ dating. Nothing computes.

In Bukhari’s Hadith Collection alone, we find a sea of disturbing and contradictory claims regarding the compilation of Allah’s book. There were differing 248versions, even in Muhammad’s day. And the Sunnah Traditions reveal that Muhammad made no preparations for gathering his revelations. He left it up to his followers to sift through the conflicting verbal versions.

That’s astonishing, while not surprising, because the Quran had already served Muhammad’s purpose. He had become the most acclaimed messenger of god and terrorist of all time. Therefore, Islam’s lone “prophet” left his Quran as vapor, soundwaves that had long since faded.

Bragging, the imposter called his confounding and recitals divinely inspired… Bukhari:V6B61N504 “Muhammad said, ‘Every Prophet was given miracles because of which people believed. But what I have been given is Divine Inspiration which Allah has revealed to me. So I hope that my followers will outnumber the followers of the other Prophets.’”

If the Book was his “miracle,” a “gift” to “believers,” why didn’t he ask someone to write it down and create one? If he was divinely inspired by a fatalistic god, why did he admit to not knowing the fate of those who believed him?

The answer, of course, is obvious. Muhammad knew better than anyone that his recitals had been situational scriptures designed to satiate his cravings and those of his Lord. They served no other purpose.

After having presented countless retellings of the Never-Ending Argument, all to no avail, it had to be obvious to the non-prophet and un-god that providing a written record of their sadistic taunts would be devastating to them – eliminating the wiggle room the Snake needed to avoid being seen as a viper. He was too clever for that, knowing that the freedom to protest would have to be usurped before he could risk a written record.

This is why, upon Muhammad’s death, the first Muslims, as slaves to Allah, fought the War of Compulsion, killing any Arab who did not capitulate. Over the next century, Islam’s crusade against humanity and in 249opposition to freedom would only be interrupted once, and that was during the Islamic Civil War, fought to determine who would be the Caliph of the Jihadists.

All the while, there wasn’t a single written copy of the Quran or Hadith, not even among the literate nations that would succumb to this tsunami of terror. Rivers of blood, but not a drop of ink.

Prior to compulsion and the elimination of volition, an actual book read by literate people would bury Muhammad and curtail Allah’s aspirations. Therefore, that was to be avoided. Muslims would conquer without Quranic support.

Muslim:C24B20N4609 “The Messenger said: ‘Do not take the Quran on a journey with you, for I am afraid lest it would fall into the hands of the enemy.’ Ayyub, one of the narrators in the chain of transmitters, said: ‘The enemy may seize it and may quarrel with you over it.’”

Muhammad was obviously afraid that someone in an educated and free society would do as we have done. And he knew that since neither he nor Allah could defend what they had claimed, a beguiled and illiterate Arab wasn’t going fare any better. Written testimony isn’t malleable and is difficult to deny, making it the least appealing medium for shysters.

A number of Bukhari Hadith suggest that non-prophet’s companions tried to remember what he had said, but there was a problem. Those who believed what Muhammad had recited became terrorists, or at least militants – both of which are dangerous professions. Consider Gaza today.

The best reciters, as devoted jihadists, were out pummeling Arabs into submission. And in the process of becoming martyrs, they took the memory of the Quran with them to their graves. Panicked, Abu Bakr, the man who had given his six-year-old daughter to Muhammad to sexually 250exploit when he was fifty, feared that large portions of the terrorist manifesto would be forgotten.

The best Muslims were dying on the battlefield, subduing fellow Arabs. In one clash alone, most of the Quran’s reciters, some 400 men, were lost, and many Quranic passages along with them…

Bukhari:V6B60N201 “Zaid bin Thabit, the Ansari said, ‘Abu Bakr sent for me after the casualties among the warriors of Yamama, where a great number of Muhammad’s Companions were killed. Umar, who was present with Bakr, said, ‘The people have suffered heavy casualties at Yamama, and I am afraid that there will be more casualties among those who can recite the Quran on other battlefields. A large part of the Quran may be lost unless you collect it.’

I replied to Umar, ‘How can I do something which Allah’s Apostle has not done?’

Umar kept on pressing, trying to persuade me to accept his proposal. Zaid bin Thabit added, ‘Umar was sitting with Abu Bakr and was speaking (to) me. “You are a wise young man and we do not suspect you of telling lies or of forgetfulness. You used to write the Divine Inspiration for Allah’s Apostle. Therefore, look for the Quran and collect it.”

By Allah, if Abu Bakr had ordered me to shift one of the mountains (from its place) it would have been easier for me than the collection of the Quran. I said to both of them, ‘How dare you do a thing which the Prophet has not done?’”

Zaid announced that collecting the Quran’s surahs would be an impossible task. He said that it would be easier to move mountains than to turn Muhammad’s string of oral recitals into a book. He also acknowledged that the Quran’s statements about itself had been a lie. There was no Book or Pen, nor had there ever been. Allah’s protests, claiming that he had sent down his Book, written clearly, filled with signs and proofs of its validity, were torn asunder.

The reason for Zaid’s recalcitrance wasn’t just that Muhammad had never attempted to compile a book but, 251instead, because he did not want to do something Muhammad was opposed to accomplishing. The non-prophet had been a despot during the final decade of his life, so he was in a position to demand whatever he wanted. The fact that there was no Quran, makes it obvious that Muhammad was opposed to producing a written copy.

To go against the will of the man who threatened to rip unbelievers out of their graves and torture them was a step too far for this terrorist. And obviously, based upon this Hadith, he said, “No!” So, what now? Who was going to probe the fading memories of dying jihadists who had been licensed to plunder and kill?

The First Islamic Civil War, or more correctly, the War of Compulsion, was raging circa 660 CE. The current battle was being waged in Yemen – attacking the people who had inspired the first score of Quranic recitals.

There were rumors that some phrases had been carved into the leg or thigh bones of dead animals, as well as on palm leaves, skins, mats, stones, and bark. But for the most part, there was nothing better than the fleeting memories of the non-prophet’s warring companions. In other words, the Quran, like the Hadith, was nothing but hearsay.

There was no one who had memorized all of it, even most of it, including Muhammad. During his later years, he became preoccupied with the shortest surahs, those comprised of four to six short verses – and particularly Al-Falaq: Quran 113.001-5 “Say, ‘I seek refuge with the Lord of the Dawn, from the evil of what He has created, and from the evil of the darkening as it comes with its intense darkness overspreading, and from the evil of malignant witchcraft when they blow on knots, and from the evil of the envier when he envies.’”

This is a bit overt, even for the Devil – a demonic swan song if you will. The Lord of the Dawn is Satan, which is why Yahowah named him both Ba’al | Lord and Shachar | Dawn. He is renowned for being evil and is continually 252associated with darkness. He is a malignant purveyor of witchcraft and sorcery who preyed upon the envious nature of people. And of course, the Hadith which attribute this surah to Muhammad, reveal that he engaged in “blowing.”

As proof, we have this from Aisha, who was 6 when the 50- or 68-year-old (based upon the Year of the Elephant when Muhammad was born) ‘prophet’ took her virginity…

Bukhari:V6B61N535 “Narrated Aisha: Whenever Allah’s Messenger became sick, he would recite Mu’awwidhat (Surat Al-Falaq and Surat An-Nas) and then blow his breath over his body. When he became seriously ill, I used to recite these two Suras and rub his hands over his body hoping for its blessings.”

Worse still (should that be possible), the Muslim chosen for the impossible task of turning recitals into a book was the one in the best position to plagiarize the Torah and Talmud. And it’s obvious he did. Tabari VII:167 “In this year, the Prophet commanded Zayd bin Thabit to study the Book of the Jews, saying, ‘I fear that they may change my Book.’”

There is another Bukhari Hadith that covers similar ground and then detours through the spiritual operating room to garner Zaid’s support…

Bukhari:V6B61N509 “Abu Bakr As-Siddiq sent for me when the people of Yamama had been killed. (I went to him) and found Umar bin Al-Khattab sitting with him.

Abu Bakr said, ‘Umar has come and said, “Casualties were heavy among the Qurra of the Quran on the day of the battle, and I am afraid that more heavy casualties may take place among the reciters on other battlefields, where a large part of the Quran may be lost. Therefore, I suggest, you order that the Quran be collected.”’

I said to Umar, ‘How can you do something which Allah’s Apostle did not do?’ Umar said, ‘By Allah, that is a good project.’ Umar kept on urging me to accept his proposal till Allah opened my chest for it and I began to realize the good in the idea. Then Abu Bakr said, ‘You are a wise young man and we do not have any suspicion about you, and you used to write the Divine Inspiration 253for Allah's Messenger. So you should search for the Quran and collect it in one book.’

By Allah, if they had ordered me to shift one of the mountains, it would not have been heavier for me than this ordering me to collect the Quran. Then I said to Abu Bakr, ‘How will you do something which Allah’s Messenger did not do?’ Abu Bakr replied, ‘By Allah, it is a good project.’

So I started looking for the Quran and collecting it from palm stalks, thin white stones, and also from the men who knew it by heart, till I found the last Verse of Surat at-Tauba (Repentance) with Abi Khuzaima Al-Ansari, and I did not find it with anybody other than him.

The Verse is, ‘Verily there has come unto you an Apostle from among yourselves. It grieves him that you should receive any injury or difficulty…till the end of Surat-Baraa (at-Tauba)’ (Quran 009.128-129). Then the complete manuscripts of the Quran remained with Abu Bakr till he died, then with Umar till the end of his life, and then with Hafsa, the daughter of Umar.”

As is typical of the Islamic Traditions, there is no evidence to support this one. Moreover, the beloved Hadith comes with a poison pill because the surah says only one man remembered the second to last revealed. Should that be true of the 9^th surah, there is no chance those which were revealed twenty-two years earlier were retained.

Furthermore, this Tradition contradicts the most highly touted Islamic mantra because most Muslims contend Uthman, not Bakr, ordered the collection of the Quran a decade later.

Bukhari V6B61N510 “Hudhaifa bin Al-Yaman came to Uthman at the time when the people of Sham and the people of Iraq were waging war to conquer Arminya and Adharbijan. Hudhaifa was afraid of their differences in the recitation of the Quran, so he said to Uthman, ‘O chief of the Believers! Save this nation before they differ about the Book as Jews and the Christians did before.’

254So Uthman sent a message to Hafsa saying, ‘Send us the manuscripts of the Quran so that we may compile the Quranic materials in perfect copies and return the manuscripts to you.’

Hafsa sent it to Uthman. Uthman then ordered Zaid bin Thabit, `Abdullah bin AzZubair, Sa`id bin Al-As and AbdurRahman bin Harith bin Hisham to rewrite the manuscripts in perfect copies. Uthman said to the three Quraishi men, ‘In case you disagree with Zaid bin Thabit on any point in the Quran, then write it in the dialect of Quraish, the Quran was revealed in their tongue.’

They did so, and when they had written many copies, Uthman returned the original manuscripts to Hafsa. Uthman sent to every Muslim province one copy of what they had copied, and ordered that all the other Quranic materials, whether written in fragmentary manuscripts or whole copies, be burnt.”

With contradictions, one version or the other is not true and likely both. There were, as of this date, no manuscripts or copies, but had there been, would Muslims have risen up to protest the burning of Qurans? And who knows what version they finally committed to paper?

Bukhari:V6B61N513 “Allah’s Apostle said, ‘Gabriel recited the Quran to me in one way. Then I requested him and continued asking him to recite it in other ways, and he recited it in several ways till he ultimately recited it in seven different ways.’”

Assuming Muhammad could count using both hands, there were at least seven Qurans. The Pen had been busy.

That wasn’t the end of the confusion. In version two of “Gabriel’s” recital, Muhammad switched roles with his imaginary friend. Bukhari:V6B61N519 “In the month of Ramadan Gabriel used to meet Muhammad every night till it elapsed. Allah’s Apostle used to recite the Quran for him.”

Then, we go from every night to once a year. Bukhari:V6B61N520 “Gabriel used to repeat the recitation of the Quran with the Prophet once a year, but he repeated it twice with him in the year he died.”

255If I may remind readers, Gabriel was a poor choice among “angels” because Gabry’el means “God’s Most Competent and Courageous Man.” (In Hebrew, from which the name is derived, gibowr means “capable and bold.” It is from geber | a strong man.) In reality, Gabry’el is Israel’s Messiah and King, the Firstborn Son of God, Dowd | David.

No wonder they couldn’t remember who said what to whom. Bukhari:V6B61N549 “Allah’s Apostle said, ‘The example of the person who knows the Quran by heart is like the owner of tied camels. If he keeps them tied, he will control them, but if he releases them, they will run away.’”

To release something memorized requires sharing it. Therefore, this Hadith is apparently telling Muslims not to recite surahs for fear of losing them.

And speaking of losing it: Bukhari:V6B61N550 “The Prophet said, ‘It is a bad thing that some of you say, “I have forgotten such-and-such verse of the Quran.” For indeed, I have been caused to forget it. So you must keep on reciting the Quran because it escapes from the hearts of men faster than a runaway camel.’”

This frivolity is important because it exposes a lie that sits at the heart of Islam. It’s irrational to think God would shift from a reliance on literate Jewish prophets and written scrolls to an illiterate Arab who could not even remember what he said one day to the next.

Nonetheless, Islam is reliant on the notion that Allah chose Arabs because they had good memories. Therefore, the supposition is to discard the primordial Pen because the Quran would be retained mouth to ear more effectively than had it been written.

Although Islamic schools from Egypt to Pakistan are founded around this internal contradiction, Muhammad’s Quran was largely forgotten and replaced by an amalgamized text plucked from hearsay sources. It was lost 256before it ever found paper. And by contrast, since the Towrah started out as words on parchment, it has remained true to its initial inspiration 3,500 years after it was committed to writing.

Beyond this, Muslims insist on imprisoning the Quran in Religious Arabic – a language that is so hard to learn with its complex grammar and antiquated vocabulary, it’s ranked second by linguists after Chinese as the least hospitable communication medium. Worse still, even in Arabic, much of the Quran cannot be understood because so many words are missing and others are nonsensical.

There was a prior analog here Muslims in Baghdad followed. Four centuries earlier, in 383 CE, to preclude common men from reading it, Jerome translated the New Testament from Greek into Latin. He and his Church not only destroyed every Greek text they could find, but they threatened to kill anyone who dared communicate its message by removing it from the all-but-dead language they had used to confine it. As a result, the Roman Catholic Church was free to do whatever the popes wanted without anyone being able to hold them accountable.

It is irrational to believe that a wannabe god would choose illiterate people and such a difficult language if he wanted to communicate his message to the world. It’s like trying to illuminate a room with dung rather than a lamp.

But there was a method to their madness. By confining the Quran to Religious Arabic, Islamic clerics and kings can say whatever they want – and they do. An Egyptian doctor who edited the first edition of Prophet of Doom wrote: “You would be amazed how they can distort facts to deceive.”

In keeping with the camel theme, Allah’s divinely inspired messenger announced this rebuttal to Allah’s overreaction toward those who hamstrung his she-camel…

257Bukhari:V6B61N552 “The Prophet said, ‘Keep on reciting the Quran, for Quran runs away (is forgotten) faster than camels that are released from their tying ropes.’”

In the interest of full disclosure… Bukhari:V6B61N559 “The Prophet said, ‘Why does anyone of the people say, “I have forgotten such-and-such Verses (of the Quran)?” I am, in fact, caused (by Allah) to forget.’” Why does anyone believe this?

Since Volume 6, books 60 and 61 of Sahih Bukhari were devoted to the transmission of the Quran, here are some gems for your consideration. This is the foundation upon which Islam sinks or survives, so let’s not mince words… Bukhari:V6B61N506 “Narrated Jundub: Once the Prophet fell ill and did not offer the night prayer for a night or two. A woman (the wife of Abu Lahab) came to him and said, ‘O Muhammad! I do not see but that your Satan has left you.’ Then Allah revealed (Surat-Ad-Duha): ‘By the forenoon, and by the night when it darkens, Your Lord has not forsaken you, nor hated you.’”

While it is reassuring with all of the vitriol in the Quran that Allah does not hate Muhammad, the realization that the non-prophet remained demon-possessed isn’t encouraging. And as would be expected, there is no doubt that Allah’s Messenger was an expert on Satan…

Bukhari:V6B61N530 “Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Messenger ordered me to guard the Zakat revenue of Ramadan. Then somebody came to me and started stealing from the foodstuff. I caught him and said, ‘I will take you to Allah’s Messenger!’

Abu Huraira described the narration and said, ‘That person said, “Please don’t take me to Allah’s Messenger and I will tell you a few words by which Allah will benefit you. When you go to your bed, recite Ayat-al-Kursi, (Quran 002.255) for then there will be a guard from Allah who will protect you all night long, and Satan will not be able to come near you till dawn.”’

When the Prophet heard the story he said, ‘He told you the truth although he is a liar; and it was Satan.’”

258One of the perks of being the Devil’s Advocate is that sooner or later Satan puts everyone out of their misery…

Bukhari:V6B61N505 “Narrated Anas bin Malik: Allah sent down His Divine Inspiration to His Apostle continuously and abundantly during the period preceding his death till He took him unto Him. That was the period of the greatest part of revelation; and Allah’s Messenger died after that.”

This is an odd statement since the Quranic evidence is to the contrary. Early on, surahs were short and frequent. And in the end they were tediously long and anything but continuous. As evidence of this, over the first ten years, Muhammad claimed 86 surahs, receiving them at the rate of nine per year. However, in Yathrib, Muhammad got distracted by terrorist raids, which occurred at the rate of six per year while revelations slowed to two per year. Obviously, Muhammad was not a multitasker.

In the upside-down world of non-prophets, their god listens to them rather than the other way around… Bukhari:V6B61N541 “Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah’s Messenger said, ‘Allah does not listen to a prophet as He listens to a prophet who recites the Quran in a pleasant tone.’”

Since Allah was preoccupied with threatening to torture unbelievers, why would he, of all gods, be impressed with a pleasant tone? Is murder and mayhem more palatable when served sweetly?

Bukhari:V6B61N537 “Narrated Abdul Aziz bin Rufai: Shaddad bin Ma’qil and I entered upon Ibn Abbas. Shaddad bin Ma’qil asked him, ‘Did the Prophet leave anything?’ He replied. ‘He did not leave anything except what is Between the two bindings.’” Muhammad left nothing other than the means to bind Muslims.

This is yet another proof the Quran is invalid…

Bukhari:V6B61N536 “Narrated Usaid bin Hudair: While he was reciting Surat Al-Baqara at night, and his horse was tied beside him, the horse was suddenly startled and troubled. When he 259stopped reciting, the horse became quiet, and when he started again, the horse was startled again. Then he stopped reciting the horse became quiet too. He started reciting again and the horse was startled and troubled once again. Then he stopped reciting and his son, Yahya was beside the horse. He was afraid that the horse might trample on him. When he took the boy away and looked towards the sky, he could not see it.

The next morning he informed the Prophet who said, ‘Recite, Ibn Hudair! Recite, Ibn Hudair!’ Hudair replied, ‘Allah’s Messenger! My son, Yahya was near the horse and I was afraid it might trample him, so I looked towards the sky, and went to him. When I looked at the sky, I saw something like a cloud containing what looked like lamps, so I went out in order not to see it.’

The Prophet said, ‘Do you know what that was?’ Ibn Hudair replied, ‘No.’ The Prophet said, ‘Those were Angels who came near to you for your voice and if you had kept on reciting till dawn, it would have remained there till morning when people would have seen it as it would not have disappeared.’” Angelic lamps, what a clever idea. I wonder if they come in colors other than demonic black, Islamic green, and blood red?

The following surah serves as an exposé on Islam. What appears triumphant on Allah’s behalf is actually an admission of guilt. It is a confession whereby every odious and repetitive rant found within the Quran can be viewed correctly. Islamic commentator and deceased terrorist, al Maududi, wanted Allah’s slaves to believe the opposite was true. He protested that the religion of Islam, as presented in the Quran, was brilliantly comprised of three fundamental doctrines:

“Tauhid (the oneness of Allah), the apostleship of Muhammad, and the belief that the dead are raised bodily. The 112^th surah, ‘Pure Faith,’ teaches Tauhid, pure and undefiled. Therefore, the Prophet regarded this one surah as equal to one-third of the Quran.”

Said a different way, albeit a very long time ago… Bukhari:V6B61N534 “Narrated Abu Said Al-Khudri: The Prophet said to his companions, ‘Is it difficult for any of you to recite one third of the Quran in one night?’ This suggestion was difficult for 260them so they said, ‘Who among us has the power to do so, O Allah's Messenger?’ Allah Apostle replied: ‘Allah (the) One, the Self-Sufficient Master Whom all creatures need (Surat Al-Ikhlas Quran 112.001 - 004) is equal to one third of the Quran.’” Too bad he didn’t tell the truth on this occasion. It would have been refreshing for a change.

Nonetheless, in all Al-Ikhlaas | Sincerity of Faith… Quran 112.001-4 “Say, ‘He, al-Lahu | the For-Him, the One, al-Lahu, the indispensable, eternal, and absolute. Not He begets, and not is He begotten. And not is lahu | for Him, any similar.”

We should all rejoice that there is only one For Him and that he was self-incriminating. However, this counterfeit deity was not named in this surah. Having translated it from the Quran Word By Word interlinear, I can assure you that the text reads “al-Lahu” which is comprised of “al – the” and “lahu – for him.” It does not say “Allah,” nor does it convey al-ilah which would have been “the god.”

Therefore, with the inclusion of the definite article, which is al in Arabic, and lahu | for him, al-Lahu was being presented as a title, revealing the intent of the surah – perhaps the entire Quran. It was all Lahu | For Him to rise above the Almighty in the sight of Muslim slaves. Al-lahu-Akbar.

Affirming this reality, the titles of 59 of the Quran’s surahs begin with al | the, including this one, Al-Ikhlas | The Sincere Faith. As a result, the Lord of the Quran has announced that this book is For Him – and therefore, was not revealed for the benefit of humankind.

This is a curious confession because it is one that all sixty-six of the “translations” I have used to present the Quran as accurately and completely as possible throughout God Damn Religion misrepresented. Since lahu | for him is readily understood and easily translated, and since it was scribed three times in these four verses, why did all 66 261translators present the first two al-lahu errantly as “Allah” and the last lahu correctly as “for Him”?

To highlight their duplicity, the surah reads:

qul huwa al-lahu ahadun al-lahu al-samadu lam yalid walam yulad walam yakun lahu kufuwan ahadun

And yet, that is not what any of these translators wrote.

Ahmed Ali: Say: ‘He is God the one, the most unique, God the immanently indispensable. He has begotten no one, and is begotten of none. There is no one comparable to Him.’

Noble Quran: Say (O Muhammad (Peace be upon him)): ‘He is Allah, (the) One. Allah-us-Samad (The Self-Sufficient Master, Whom all creatures need, He neither eats nor drinks). He begets not, nor was He begotten; And there is none co-equal or comparable unto Him.’

Pickthal: Say: He is Allah, the One! Allah, the eternally Besought of all! He begetteth not nor was begotten. And there is none comparable unto Him.

Shakir:Say: He, Allah, is One. Allah is He on Whom all depend. He begets not, nor is He begotten. And none is like Him.

Yusuf Ali: Say: He is Allah, the One and Only; Allah, the Eternal, Absolute; He begetteth not, nor is He begotten; And there is none like unto Him.

Quran Word By Word: Say He (is) Allah, the One. Allah the Eternal the Absolute, Not He begets and not He is begotten, And not is for Him equivalent any (one).

By conducting this exercise, we can deduce that Islamic scholars will knowingly and deliberately alter their renderings of the Quran to create the impression that Allah is God when the actual script demonstrates otherwise. We can also surmise that these horribly written diatribes found throughout the Quran were Lahu | For Him, and not for anyone else – including humans. It was all recited such that the Lord of Islam might appear beyond compare, the greatest of all, which is a stretch since he is a Snake.

262Perhaps the most relevant insight that can be derived from the deliberate deceit manifested by translators is that a serious investigator cannot intelligently rely on any one of them, even sixty-six of them. To understand what was revealed and why, we must systematically work our way through these rants – no matter how obscure and perverted.

Therefore, I would like to remind readers that I have presented a composite rendering of these 66 translations of the Quran throughout God Damn Religion. However, since it is readily apparent that no one seems to know what its dark lord was trying to convey, they differ appreciably. Therefore, the most responsible approach has been to present a consensus where possible and a more complete spectrum when interpretations are too varied to rely on a singular rendering. And, of course, we cannot go wrong with a literal interpretation derived through the interlinears.

This known, let’s continue to investigate the many myths associated with these recitals… Bukhari:V6B61N533 “Narrated Abu Said Al-Khudri: A man heard another man reciting (Surat-Al-Ikhlas [Quran 112.001-004]) ‘Say He is Allah, One.’ repeatedly. The next morning he came to Allah’s Messenger and informed him about it as if he thought that it was not enough to recite. On that Allah’s Messenger said, ‘By Him in Whose Hand my life is, this Surah is equal to one-third of the Quran!’”

Moving on to much longer surahs where a single line was more verbose than the entirety of Al-Ikhlas | Sincere Faith, we find that Muhammad grew excited when his un-god inspired the faithful to terror. This became the lone occasion when he insisted that his Lord’s order be written for posterity. So, he asked Zaid to bring the scapula bone and inkpot, everything but the Pen, expecting his call to arms to be memorialized. Now, if only he could read it…

Bukhari:V6B61N512 “Narrated Al-Bara: There was revealed: ‘Not equal are those believers who sit and those who strive and fight in the Cause of Allah.’ (Quran 004.095) The Prophet said, ‘Call Zaid for me and let him bring the board, the inkpot and the scapula bone 263(or the scapula bone and the ink pot).’ Then he said, ‘Write: “Not equal are those Believers who sit.”

And at that time `Amr bin Um Maktum, the blind man was sitting behind the Prophet. He said, ‘Allah’s Apostle! What is your order for me as a blind man?’ So, instead of the above Verse, the following Verse was revealed: ‘Not equal are those believers who sit except those who are disabled (by injury or are blind or lame) and those who strive and fight in the cause of Allah.’” (Quran 004.095)

Since every Muslim has been blinded by Muhammad and Allah, why don’t they all accept their Get-Out-of-Jihad Card and stay at home? Although, while it’s not my place to criticize Zaid, it seems as if he may have written the same thing on three sides of the scapula…

Quran 004.089 “They wish that you reject Faith, as they have kafar | disbelieved, and thus that you all become equal. So take not from them allies or friends until they emigrate in the Way of al-Lahi. And if they turn back and become apostates, seize them and kill them wherever you find them. And never take allies, associates, or friends, nor any assistance from them.”

Quran 004.091 “You will find others wishing to be safe and secure from you. Every time their people return to temptation, plunging into it. So, if they do not withdraw from you and offer you the peace, nor restrain their hands, then seize them and kill them wherever you find them. We have provided you with a clear sanction against them.”

Quran 004.095 “Not equal are those among believers who sit, except those who are disabled (by injury or are blind or lame), and those who Jihad | Strive and Fight in the Cause of al-Lahi with their wealth and their lives. Al-Lahu prefers Jihadists Fighting with their wealth and their lives above those who sit. And all al-Lahu promised the best, with al-Lahu prioritizing Jahid | Jihadists who strive hard and fight, above those who sit by a huge reward.”

I wonder if there has ever been another god whose purpose was to incite fighting and killing. In pagan lore, deadly deities did their own dirty work. But not in Islam – which is a curious thing for a god devoid of partners.

264Bukhari:V6B61N580 “Narrated `Abdullah: The Prophet said, ‘Recite the Quran as long as you agree about its interpretation, but if you have difference of opinion then you should stop reciting it.”

Since this is a command from Allah, why is anyone citing the Quran? There are more differences of opinion among Muslims than there are Muslims. Case in point…

Bukhari:V6B61N582 “Narrated `Abdullah: That he heard a man reciting a Quranic Verse which he had heard the Prophet reciting in a different way. So he took that man to the Prophet.

The Prophet said, ‘Both of you are reciting in a correct way, so carry on reciting.’ The Prophet further added, ‘The nations which were before you were destroyed because they differed.’”

Only in Islam is incongruity considered correct. There are so many contradictions in the Quran, that there is actually a verse explaining how to resolve them.

Bukhari:V6B61N527 “Narrated Ibn Abbas: Umar said, Ubai was the best of the reciters yet we leave some of what he recites. Ubai says, ‘I have taken it from the mouth of Allah’s Messenger and will not leave for anything whatever.’ But Allah said, ‘None of Our Revelations do We abrogate or cause to be forgotten but We substitute something better or similar.’ (Quran 002.106)”

The abrogation verse of Quran 002.106 is so essential to Allah’s nature and to indict Islamic credibility, let’s consider it within the muddled mess in which it was presented. Allah began by telling Muhammad the opposite of what was true…

Quran 002.099 “Verily, We have revealed to you clear signs (which inform in detail about the Jews and their secret plots); and none disbelieve and reject them but those who are perverse miscreants, defiantly disobedient.

Quran 002.100 And whenever it is they took a covenant, some party among them threw it away. Nay! Most of them believe not.

Quran 002.101 And when came to them a Messenger from al-Lahi confirming that which was already with them, a party of them 265who were given the Book threw away the Book of al-Lahi, behind their backs, as if they did not know.”

For those who are informed and rational, this statement alone is sufficient to discard the Quran. Al-Lahi is not only claiming that his Quranic recital to Muhammad confirmed the Towrah, when they are completely incompatible but, also, that the Towrah in the possession of the Jews at that time was a perfect match for the Quran before the Jews in Yathrib hid and tossed away those similarities. But such a claim is not only preposterous, in that the Jews in Yathrib could not have changed the many thousands of copies of the Towrah distributed throughout the world by this time, all evidence is to the contrary. Based upon the Dead Sea Scrolls and the Masoretic Text, with one scribed and retained in Israel and the other copied and maintained in Babylon, the Towrah from the 3^rd century BCE reads just like the Towrah in the 11^th century CE. The Jews did not change it to embarrass Muhammad and Allah. They did that to themselves.

There were no little satans running amuck around Solomon. He began brilliantly, but marrying religious women distracted him and he lost his way. So, religion was the problem, Solomon was to blame, and Israel faltered as a result.

Quran 002.102 “They follow what al-Shayatin | the Adversary, Satan, recited over the kingdom of Sulaiman | Solomon. Solomon never disbelieved. The al-Shayatin | the Adversary, Satan denied and disbelieved, teaching people magic and sorcery, and such things that came down at Babylon to the two angels, Harut, and Marut.

And they both did not teach any one unless they both said, ‘We are only a temptation and trial, so do not deny or disbelieve.’ But from those two they learned what causes division with it between the man and his wife. And they could not harm them or profit them except by al-Lahi’s permission.

266And, indeed, they knew that whoever buys it, lahu | for him, (there is) no share in the hereafter. And, indeed, evil is what they sold themselves with if they but knew.

Quran 002.103 And if that they had believed, and feared, surely a better recompense from al-Lahi, if they but knew.”

Al-Lahi is an idiot. Beyond the balderdash of the mythical angels of temptation, there were two Babylons, and neither had any effect on Israel during Solomon’s reign. First Babel | Babylon was built during the time of ‘Abraham and rose to its zenith under Hammurabi, circa 1800 BCE. It fell to the Kassites in 1600 BCE. Solomon became King of Yisra’el in 972 BCE. The more renowned empire of Second Babylon, called neo-Babylon, rose in 612 BCE when King Nabopolassar capitalized upon the demise of the Assyrian Empire. So, one would have to be ignorant of history to buy into the Quranic plot of Harut and Marut starring in the roles of Allah and Muhammad.

As we press on to the Quranic declaration of abrogation, Muslims may want to consider abrogating the entire surah. This next verse contains two “words” that are so incomprehensible that most translators simply transliterate them.

Quran 002.104 “O you who believe. Say not ‘Ra’ina (an ambiguous verb used by the Jews which had a derisive connotation in Hebrew, may mean ‘head us,’ ‘listen to us so you become deaf,’ or ‘our evil shepherd’) [in Hebrew ra’ denotes that which is ‘wrong’ while the suffix ‘anachnuw would be ‘our’],’ but say, ‘Unzuma (pay attention to us and listen to us)’ [in Hebrew ‘ozen is ‘ear’]. And for disbelievers a grievous punishment and painful doom.”

Ra’ina, Unzuma, it matters not. Gibberish by any other name is still babble. Kafar and Kitabi too…

Quran 002.105 “Not like those Infidels who disbelieve (the earlier revelation) among People of al-Kitabi | the Book (Jews) and not al-Mushrikun | the Polytheists (who ascribe divinity to other beings beside God), that sent down to you any good from Rabbikum 267| your Lord. But al-Lahu | the For-Him chooses for His Rahman | Mercy whom He wills. And al-Lahu Owner Great Bounty.

Quran 002.106 Whatever ayatin | signs or proofs, and by extrapolation, verses nansakh | We abolish and abrogate or nunsiha | cause it [sic] to be forgotten, We bring better than it or similar to it. Know you not that al-Laha over every thing all powerful?”

Ayat (plural (ayah is singular)) is the Quranic catch-all term to describe “signs or proofs.” It has been extrapolated to infer “verses” since they were the only “signs” of Allah’s existence. This known, please note the grammatical mistake because ayat | sings is plural, but the verbs are causing a singular “it” to be nullified or forgotten.

As for nansakh, it is most commonly translated as “annul,” “abolish,” “cancel,” “nullify,” “repeal,” or “abrogate.” A derivative of this verb, yansakh, is found in the infamous Satanic Verses declaration in Quran 022.052, pursuant to Satan’s Quran recitals being annulled and discarded.

Therefore, al-Laha is overtly stating that he is repealing the evidence, abolishing the signs, and nullifying all proof. Since this follows an attack on the People of the Book, al-Laha is either trying to have the Towrah be forgotten and annulled, or he is abrogating his own recitals. Either way, this statement is lethal to Allah’s, Muhammad’s, the Quran’s, and Islam’s credibility. It has all been incinerated in the Hell-Fire of Satan’s vitriol.

Said another way, Allah announced that he cannot be trusted. This statement also annuls any possibility that the Quran was written long ago and then delivered as a perfect book. Satan remains suicidal.

In our quest to learn what the Hadith say about the Quran, we find this tongue twister of a tongue lashing…

Bukhari:V6B61N564 “Narrated Ibn Abbas: Regarding His (Allah’s) Statement: ‘Move not your tongue concerning (the Quran) to make haste therewith.’ (Quran 075.016) And whenever 268Gabriel descended to Allah’s Messenger with the Divine Inspiration, Allah’s Messenger used to move his tongue and lips, and that used to be hard for him, and one could easily recognize that he was being inspired Divinely. So Allah revealed the Verse which occurs in the Surah starting with ‘I do swear by the Day of Resurrection.’ (Quran 075.001) i.e. ‘Move not your tongue concerning to make haste then with. It is for Us to collect it and give you the ability to recite it by heart.’ (Quran 075.016-17) which means: ‘It is for us to collect it and give you the ability to recite it by heart.’

And when We have recited it to you through Gabriel then follow you its recital. (Quran 075.018) means: ‘When We reveal it to you, Listen to it.’ for then: It is for Us to explain it and make it clear to you' (Quran 075.019) i.e. It is up to Us to explain it through your tongue. So, when Gabriel came to him, Allah’s Messenger would listen to him attentively, and as soon as Gabriel left, he would recite the Revelations, as Allah had promised him.”

Al-Qiyamah | The Resurrection surah actually requires the Hadith’s interpretation of the lazy tongue approach to revelation to keep Allah from contradicting most everything Muslims believe about the preexistence of the Quran or how it was revealed to Muhammad. So as we consider this confession on how the Quran was conveyed, please note that, unlike the Hadith, there is no mention of Gabriel, the Quran, Muhammad, or Allah in the 75^th surah.

The speaker begins in first person with “I” and shifts to “We” in third person by the third statement. “I / We” is found swearing by the irrational notion of a universal resurrection of bodies. Delusions such as this were believable because they had long been popular among pagans and had been reinstituted as part of Christianity and Judaism. In this case, the universal reanimation of bones and tissues provides the opportunity for “I / We” to torture his adversary – humankind. I will explain why this is so in a moment and explain the relationship with predestination – a fate that cannot be avoided.

269From the perspective of the previous Hadith suggesting that the 75^th surah is addressing how the Quran was revealed to Muhammad, there is an abrupt change of topics from condemning humankind to not moving one’s tongue between the 15^th and 16^th verses which is exceedingly awkward. But it is needed to salvage Muhammad’s reputation because, without Ibn Abbas’ explanation in Bukhari:V6B61N564, everything Muslims believe about their “prophet’s recital” goes poof…

Quran 075.001-4 “Nay! I swear by, calling to witness, (the) Day (of) the Resurrection. But nay! I call to witness and swear by the reprehensive person and self-accusing spirit. Does the man think We cannot gather and assemble his bones? Nay! Able on that. We can restore his fingertips.”

When addressing the identity of the Lord of Nay, Allah is the self-accusing spirit who is calling the reprehensible person known as Muhammad to be his witness. They incriminate one another. As for gathering and assembling bones, Islam preaches bodily resurrection, not spiritual salvation. The drunken orgy in the Garden of Bliss requires a body, not a soul, heart, or brain. And sadists like Satan need bodies to burn in the Hell-Fires.

As the surah continues, we learn that the Day of Resurrection and Doom are one and the same. We are also confronted with the sun and moon joining together – which is to say, there will only be one deity – even if he is pagan, dark, and sadistic.

Quran 075.005-21 “Nay! Man wants to deny what is before him. He asks, ‘When the Resurrection Day?’

So when the vision is dazed and dazzled, and the moon is eclipsed and darkened, and the sun and the moon are joined together, that day, the man will say, ‘Where to escape?’

Nay, by no means a refuge or escape. To your Lord that day is the final abode. That day the man will be told what he sent forth and kept back. Nay, the man a witness against himself, even if he puts forth his excuses.

270Move not your tongue with it to hasten with it. Lo! On Us its collection and its recitation. And when We have recited it, then follow its recital. Then, lo, upon Us its explanation. Nay! But you love the immediate. And neglect, leaving, the hereafter.”

After skeletonization, if scavenging animals do not consume the carcass, the acidic nature of fertile soils where humans congregate will completely dissolve the bones of an average sized mammal, such as a human, within twenty years, leaving no trace of the organism. Even in a modern coffin, bones disintegrate after eighty years, leaving nothing but the brittle mineral frame, which turns to dust shortly thereafter. And in dry alkaline soils, bones undergo fossilization, where the organic materials are replaced by minerals. Therefore, over the course of thousands of years, bones no longer exist, which means they cannot be gathered or assembled. Further, since bones represent 14% of a human body, without a soul, brain, heart, lungs, kidney, veins, nerves, blood, water, spinal cord, digestive system, ligaments, muscles, skin, DNA, and a billion other components, there is no reanimation of life. Bodily resurrection is a complete farce.

To believe that Allah is going to resurrect everyone and then either torture or tantalize their flesh requires the suppression of one’s intelligence. This is religious mumbo jumbo dumbed down for imbeciles. And yet, this absurd threat is central to Allah’s intent, which is to terrorize humanity into capitulation. Without it, he’s got nothing.

The moon in eclipse is a common occurrence. It is nothing more than the Earth passing between the sun and its celestial companion and projecting its shadow. They occur so frequently that, without more data, they aren’t predictive of anything and cannot be used to foretell the timing of the Day of Resurrection. And that is a problem because it’s the lone event on the Islamic calendar. This impending Day of Doom is Satan’s most common threat to those who reject his ascension to God. And yet, there are 271no clues in the Quran as to when the Day of Doom will transpire.

Some five billion years from now, our sun will begin burning its helium core, which will cause it to shrink for a couple of hundred million years. Then it will become a red giant, swelling to three hundred times its present size. Even then, it will not swallow the moon. And no one will be around to see it occur. Allah is mistaken – again.

After pretending to be Hell’s Warden so that he can interrogate and then torment resurrected man on the Day of Doom, Allah abruptly switches to being tongue-tied. In context, the surah is indicting since the subject was man’s excuses while being interrogated. “That day the man will be told what he sent forth and kept back. Nay, the man a witness against himself, even if he puts forth his excuses. Move not your tongue with it to hasten with it.”

The Lord of Interrogations on the Day of Doom then affirms, “Lo! On Us its collection and its recitation. And when We have recited it, then follow its recital. Then, lo, upon Us its explanation. Nay! But you love the immediate and neglect, leaving alone, the hereafter.”

While moving the tongue has nothing to do with receiving a recital, and recognizing that the connection to Muhammad and the Quran is only through a backdated Hadith, the subject remains Allah’s interrogation of men whose excuses he is silencing on Resurrection Day.

Continuing to extol the merits of Resurrection Day…

Quran 075.022-29 “Radiant [as in ‘burning’?] faces that Day, looking for their Rabbi | Lord. Faces that day will be distorted and despairing, knowing that a backbreaking disaster and bone-crushing blow will be done to them.

Nay! When it reaches the collar bones. And it is said, ‘Is there a wizard to cure?’ And he will know that is the parting time. And one leg will be wound to another, agony heaped on anguish.”

272It’s hard to imagine how a religion this full of sadistic threats, this fixated on anguish and agony, this calamitous, has survived, much less has spread virally to infect two billion souls. Obviously, if it weren’t for the sword, Islam would have been stillborn.

While it is disappointing that so many believe that this demented spirit is God, what is the excuse for the rest of humanity? Why have there been so few publicly denouncing this overtly Satanic tome? Has humanity lost its moral compass, compassion, and sense of justice?

Islam is not a victimless crime. We witnessed the disaster they inflicted, one leg bound to another, and the imposition of agony and anguish on October 7^th, 2023. Muslims, emulating their demented deity, did this very thing – and it occurred because too few people, and Jews in particular, had the courage and compassion to rebuke this deadly plague.

Allah isn’t as clever as he wants Muslims to believe. He is a conflicted spirit at war with himself. He is the erudite and brilliant, albeit arrogant and obnoxious, karuwb | winged spiritual being who robbed ‘Adam and Chawah of their relationship with Yahowah. But he is also ha Satan | the Adversary as the Snake who slithered out of the Garden in shame while scheming to reclaim his former glory. And since Satan cannot be other than who he is but also must forego the Adversary designation to be perceived as God, the two aspects of his nature are found dueling against one another throughout the Quran. Although, in the 75^th surah, he is the Devil from beginning to end.

Quran 075.030-40 “To your Rabbi | Lord he is forced that Day, for he neither believed nor prayed! But he denied and rejected, turning away. Then he strutted to his family, full of himself.

Alas, woe and more woe for you! Again, alas, this woe is for you and ever nearer!

273Does the man think he will be left alone and free? Was he not nutfah, emitted in sexual discharge? Then he was a clinging clot, created proportional. Then made two kinds of him, male and female. Is not that over to bring the dead to life?”

Satan clearly despises humankind and thinks very little of us. People are worthless pawns in his purview. And this is largely a result of Yahowah valuing us over him.

I came to understand that the Quran served as Allah’s means to shed his ha Satan | Adversary title and present himself as God twenty years ago when initially writing Prophet of Doom. But that realization was insufficient to explain the 75^th surah. Those insights would not come until after writing the Babel series for Yada Yahowah.

The clearest and most complete presentation of Satan’s ultimate scheme is presented in the Book of Ezekiel – which serves as the Adversary’s autobiography. After presenting himself as God, Satan sets his sights on raping, plundering, and annihilating Jews – fantasizing over his 25 torturous ways to eliminate them. After sharing a revisionist portrayal of himself as the karuwb in the Garden, Satan debuts his Day of Resurrection scheme with the Valley of Dry Bones. This leads to the mythical Magog War followed by the Adversary repurposing Jerusalem, and building what is essentially a massive concentration camp over it. With Jews eliminated, most of humanity dead, and his trophy placed atop the Temple Mount, the Adversary portends to make his grand entrance into Jerusalem, claiming to be God while celebrating by drinking blood along with a cannibalistic feast.

My mission is to awaken Yahuwdym so that Yahowah’s return with Dowd is celebrated as anticipated and Satan is dispatched to She’owl along with his religious advocates. That is the purpose of Yada Yahowah. It is why I am rewriting Prophet of Doom as God Damn Religion at this time. And it is why I’m doing more than just excoriating Islam.

274Satan, veiled as Allah, has explained his Quran and agenda. You can now choose to accept him as God or reject him as the Devil. You can fear him and be tormented by his slaves or join me in condemning him. But do not say you were not warned.

It does not matter how one says it, it is what was said that matters. Nonetheless, we find Muslims arguing over which form of snake venom is the most toxic… Bukhari:V6B61N582 “Narrated `Abdullah: He heard a man reciting a Quran Verse which he had heard the Prophet reciting in a different way. So he took that man to the Prophet. He said, ‘Both of you are reciting in a correct way, so carry on reciting.’ The Prophet further added, ‘The nations which were before you were destroyed (by Allah) because they differed.’”

Carry on, slaves. It does not matter what you say because you have no say in the matter. Bukhari:V6B61N523 “Narrated Alqama: While we were in the city of Hims (in Syria), Ibn Mas`ud recited Surat Yusuf. A man said to him, ‘It was not revealed in this way.’ Then Ibn Mas`ud said, ‘I recited it in this way before Allah’s Messenger and he confirmed my recitation by saying, “Well done!”’

Ibn Masud detected the smell of wine from the man’s mouth, so he said, ‘Aren't you ashamed of telling a lie about Allah’s Book and you drink alcoholic liquors too?’ Then he lashed him according to the law.”

Shortly before Muhammad’s death, the first Muslims disagreed on the wording of the Quran. Therefore, four generations hence, the disparities would have outnumbered the similarities. This also shows a shift in Islamic morality. During Muhammad’s lifetime, disparate recitals were laughed off as a source of amusement, but now, the suggestion that there are variations is worthy of the whip.

This is actually the same approach Jerome and the Roman Catholic Church took long ago to combat the realization that there were untold variations among the codices comprising the New Testament. So, an 275amalgamated text was compiled while all divergent manuscripts were destroyed.

Bukhari:V6B61N522 “Narrated Shaqiq bin Salama: Once Abdullah bin Masud delivered a sermon before us and said, ‘By Allah, I learnt over seventy Suras direct from Allah’s Messenger. The companions of the Prophet came to know that I am one of those who know Allah’s Book best of all, yet I am not the best of them.’”

The best reciter among Muhammad’s religious terrorists could recite 70 out of 114 surahs. And yet, no one bothered to write them down. They just listened.

Bukhari:V6B61N518 “Narrated Shaqiq: Abdullah said, ‘I learnt An-Naza’ir [either surah 110 An-Nasr | Help or 79 An-Nazi’at | Soul Snatchers] which the Prophet used to recite in pairs in each rak`a.’ Then `Abdullah got up and Alqama accompanied him to his house. And when Alqama came out, we asked him. He said, ‘They are twenty Suras that start from the beginning of Al-Mufassal, according to the arrangement done by Ibn Mas`ud, and end with the Suras starting with Ha Mim | The Smoke, and ‘About what they question one another?’ (Quran 078.001)”

There is no surah named Al-Mufassal. The term is thought to apply to the short surahs at the end of the Quran which were the first revealed. They are recited with breaks between them, making them mufassal | divided. A common theme among them is that they are presented in the names the Sabean Arab converts to Judaism used to describe their god – “Bismillah al-Rahman al Rahem | In the name of God, the Merciful, the Compassionate.” While these names are of Hebrew origin, and are derived from the root racham | to treat favorably and kindly, showing love and compassion, these traits are out of character for Allah. Further, Rahman was the name of the first Quranic god, with the 55^th surah devoted to him.

There is a dispute among Muslims as to the beginning of the Mufassal surahs. Some claim An-Naba (78) and others insist on Al Hujurat (49). Lo! Me knows not nor does me care. However, if An-Naza’ir is An-Nasr, then it 276is the 110^th surah. Twenty surahs before it would be the 90^th Al-Balad | the City, and thus not either the 49^th or 78^th.

There is no surah named Ha Mim and the one named Smoke is Ad-Dukhan, number 44 in Allah’s Hit Parade of Celestial Clunkers. However, there are those who prefer the name Ha-Min as-Sajdah over Fusilat | Spelled Out for the 41^st Surah. But this then leads us into another raging debate. Fusilat in Arabic means “explained,” and is used in contrast with those surahs whose meanings are muddled.

Moving on, we find Muhammad doing his impression of Allah and transforming himself from demonic despot to savior after a long line of Hebrew failures…

Bukhari:V6B60N003 “Narrated Anas: The Prophet said, ‘On the Day of Resurrection the Believers will assemble and say, “Let us ask somebody to intercede for us with our Lord.” So they will go to Adam and say, “You are the father of all people, and Allah created you with His Own Hands, and ordered the angels to prostrate to you, and taught you the names of things; so please intercede for us with your Lord, so that He may relieve us from this place of ours.”

Adam will say, “I am not fit for this.” Then Adam will remember his sin and feel ashamed. He will say, “Go to Noah, for he was the first Apostle Allah sent to the inhabitants of the earth.” They will go to him and Noah will say, “I am not fit for this undertaking.” He will remember his appeal to his Lord to do what he had no knowledge of, then he will feel ashamed and will say, “Go to the Khalil ar-Rahman.” They will go to him and he will say, “I am not fit for this undertaking. Go to Moses, the slave to whom Allah spoke and gave the Torah.”

So they will go to him and he will say, “I am not fit for this undertaking.” and he will mention (his) killing a person who was not a killer, and so he will feel ashamed thereof before his Lord, and he will say, “Go to Jesus, Allah’s Slave, His Apostle and Allah’s Word and a Spirit coming from Him.” Jesus will say, “I am not fit for this undertaking, go to Muhammad the Slave of Allah whose past and future sins were forgiven by Allah.”

So they will come to me and I will proceed till I ask my Lord’s Permission and I will be given permission. When I see my Lord, I 277will fall down in prostration and He will let me remain in that state as long as He wishes. Then I will be addressed.” “Raise your head. Ask, and your request will be granted; say, and your saying will be listened to; intercede, and your intercession will be accepted.”

I will raise my head and praise Allah with a saying He will teach me, and then I will intercede. He will fix a limit for me whom I will admit into Paradise. Then I will come back again to Allah, and when I see my Lord, the same thing will happen to me. And then I will intercede and Allah will fix a limit for me to intercede whom I will let into Paradise, then I will come back for the third time; and then I will come back for the fourth time, and will say, “None remains in Hell but those whom the Quran has imprisoned and who have been destined to an eternal stay in Hell.”’ (Quran 016.029)”

The reprobate rapist, perverted pedophile, psychotic psychopath, sadistic terrorist, and mass murdering megalomaniac, Muhammad, is claiming to be superior to ‘Adam and Noach, even better than the ever-friendly god of the Sabeans, Rahman, who perhaps is being substituted for ‘Abraham to get around the Covenant. When it comes to intercession, he would have Muslims believe that he is a superior savior to Moseh or the mythical Jesus, therefore positioning Islam above Judaism and Christianity. He, of course, forgot to mention Yahowah’s choice of Savior, Dowd, because, well, he just doesn’t measure up. There was also no mention of the Miqra’ey which provide the means to salvation according to Yahowah.

But to be fair to Islam’s non-prophet, he did not claim any of this. His attention span was not nearly this long and he had an aversion to chronology. So I think we can credit Anas and leave it at that.

As for explaining the 16^th Surah – not so much. A better explanation would be that Satan wants to fool Muslims into believing that he is God. So, as the 75^th surah was Satan being a Snake, the 16^th is Satan pretending to be God. He just isn’t very good at it.

278This begins with al-Lahi attempting to explain away the fact that his lone threat, his only prophecy, has been delayed 1400 years…

Quran 016.001-2 “Command of al-Lahi will come so do seek to hasten it. Glorified is He, sublimely exalted above what they associate. He sends down the angels with the inspiration of His Command upon whom He wills of His slaves that warn that He, no god except Me. Fear Me.”

To speak of oneself in third person and first person in the same sentence is a sign of schizophrenia, especially in the context of commanding angels and inspiring slaves while claiming to be a fearsome God.

Since Fear Me couldn’t compose a sane sentence, methinks he might be fibbing…

Quran 016.003-4 “He created the heavens and the earth in truth. Exalted is He above what they associate. He created the man from nutfah | sexual discharge then, behold, he became an obvious opponent and clear adversary.”

The Lord of Exaltation thinks very little of man, but a lot of himself. Maybe he was a crappy designer. But either way, why would such an illustrious demon be so preoccupied demeaning all the lowly nutfahs unless he had to put them down to rise above them? Moreover, other than being a rival for the actual God’s attention, how is mankind an “obvious opponent” of anyone other than Satan? Surely, you don’t think Yahowah views mankind as His adversary?

As we will learn as we go forward, the Snake had a thing for cows. It began with the shiny Golden Calf the Israelites made to irritate Yahowah. After all, his longest surah, and the most anti-Semitic, is named after said Cow.

Quran 016.005-8 “And the cows He created them for you. In them is warmth and benefits, and from them you eat. And for you in them beauty when you bring them home and when you take them out. And they carry your loads to a land you could not reach except with great trouble to yourselves. Lo, verily, your Rabbi is 279surely most kind, Rahim. And horses, mules, and donkeys for you to ride and as a beautiful adornment. And He creates what you know not.”

Having never snuggled with a cow, or brought one home, I’m not so sure about warmth, cows with benefits, or that being a thing of beauty. But then again, unlike Muslims, I am not into bestiality. And since cows are inept at carrying loads or people, why is the Reptilian Overlord claiming otherwise? Similarly, how is a mule or donkey an adornment? Is the Snake having a bad day reciting such that he’s just throwing out $#!+ hoping something will stick? For example…

Quran 016.009 “And upon al-Lahi, the direction, the way, and among them crooked. And if He willed, surely He would have guided you all.”

Truth be known, Satan makes a crappy God. His proofs range from pathetic to preposterous…

Quran 016.010-14 “He, the One Who sends down from the sky water for you. Drink, and from it vegetation which you pasture your cattle. He causes to grow for you with it the crops and the olives and the date palms and the grapes and of every kind of fruits. Lo, verily, in that surely is a sign for a people who reflect.

And He has subjected for thou the night and the day and the sun and the moon and the stars, are subservient to His Command. Lo! Verily, in that surely are signs for a people who reason. And whatever He multiplied for you in the earth of varying colors, lo, verily in that is surely a sign for a people who remember.

And He it (is) the One Who subjected the sea for you eat from it fresh meat, and that you bring forth out of it ornaments to wear them. And you see the ships ploughing through it, that you may seek of His Bounty and that you may be grateful.”

The Serpent wants Muslims to believe he is God because it rains, we drink, cows eat, and olives, dates, and grapes grow. And if that is not convincing, then the claim that day and night, the sun and moon, even the seas, are subjugated and submissive is surely the elixir of the 280thinking man. And colors, ships, and ornaments to boot. But at least we should be grateful that Allah is proving he isn’t in God’s league.

Quran 016.015-17 “He affixed, casting stabilizers into the Earth, mountains standing firm, lest it should shake with you, and rivers and roads that you may be guided. And landmarks. But the stars guide themselves. So, is then He Who creates like the one who creates not? Then will you not mind?”

Mountains, which are the product of tectonic plate movement, are now stabilizers. Geology wasn’t among al-Lahi’s courses of study. Nor anthropology, since he is crediting himself with building roads.

I’d like a recount…

Quran 016.018-21 “And if you could count the favors of al-Lahi, you could not count them. Lo! Al-Laha, forgiving, kind. And al-Lahu knows what you conceal and what you reveal. And those whom they invoke besides al-Lahi, they have not created anything themselves but were created. Dead, not alive, not living. And not they perceive when they will be resurrected.”

Should Snakes have them, the Resurrection would be his Achilles Heel. Always protesting, never delivering.

Yes, our God is One. You just don’t happen to be Him.

Quran 016.022-24 “Your god one god. But for those who believe not in the hereafter, their hearts deny, and they are arrogant. Undoubtedly, al-Laha knows what they hide and what they disclose. Lo! He does not like the arrogant ones. When it is said to them, ‘What is it your Lord sent down?’ They say, ‘Tales of the ancients, fables from long ago.’”

They would be correct, which is more than we can say for al-Laha. Also wrong, Satan wants Jews to bear their burdens so that they don’t capitalize upon Pesach and Matsah.

Quran 016.025-26 “That they will bear their burdens undiminished on the Day of Resurrection, and also the burdens of 281those whom they misled without knowledge. Ah, evil, indeed, is that which they will bear.

Lo! Those who before them plotted, but al-Lahu came at and struck at the foundation of their building, and then the roof fell down upon them, from above them, and the doom of tormenting punishment overtook them from somewhere they did not suspect.”

There doesn’t appear to be a level beneath which al-Lahu won’t stoop. Undisclosed people for an unknown reason in an unstated place, plotted some plot, but al-Laha out plotted them and undermined the foundation of an unspecified building so that the roof collapsed, proving that he’s conniving and destructive. So is a gopher, but we don’t worship them.

Having an imaginary conversation with himself, al-Lau said to Satan…

Quran 016.027-29 “Then, on the Day of Resurrection, He will disgrace them and will say, ‘Where are My partners, those whom you used to oppose with them?’ Those who have been given the knowledge will say, ‘Lo! Verily. Disgrace this Day the disgrace is upon the disbelievers.’

Those who the angels take wronging themselves, then they will offer submission. ‘We were not doing any evil.’ Nay! Lo! Al-Laha knows all what you used to do. So enter the gates of Hell to dwell therein forever. Woeful and dreadful a dwelling lodging the arrogant.”

Invalidating the Hadith, there is no intercessor saving anyone. Unless, perhaps, Muhammad is helping by opening the gates of Hell. And with that note, we move onto dueling versions of Al-Furqan…

Bukhari:V6B61N514 “Narrated Umar bin Al-Khattab: I heard Hisham bin Hakim reciting Surat Al-Furqan [The Criterion, Surah 25] during the lifetime of Allah’s Messenger and I listened to his recitation and noticed that he recited in several different ways which Allah’s Messenger had not taught me. I was about to jump over him during his prayer, but I controlled my temper, and when he had completed his prayer, I put his upper garment around his 282neck and seized him by it and said, ‘Who taught you this Sura which I heard you reciting?’

He replied, ‘Allah’s Messenger taught it to me.’ I said, ‘You have told a lie, for Allah’s Messenger has taught it to me in a different way from yours.’ So I dragged him to Allah’s Messenger and said, ‘I heard this person reciting Surat Al-Furqan in a way which you haven’t taught me!’ On that Allah’s Apostle said, ‘Release him, Recite, O Hisham!’ Then he recited in the same way as I heard him reciting.

Then Allah’s Messenger said, ‘It was revealed in this way,’ and added, ‘Recite, O Umar!’ I recited it as he taught me. Allah’s Messenger then said, ‘It was revealed in this way. This Quran has been revealed to be recited in seven different ways, so recite of it whichever is easier for you.’” If Muhammad were alive today and made this statement, he would be branded an apostate, hunted down and murdered. As we shall soon discover, he just contradicted Islam’s holy grail.

Furthermore, Al Furqan | The Criterion reads like every other surah in the Quran – although to Allah’s shame, it is more explicit and thus incriminating. So, either Allah was forgetful, or the Pen was in need of repair.

Looking for tribute and seeking acclaim by blessing himself, this begins speaking in third person, albeit slimmed down to singular, and then moves back to first-person plural…

Quran 025.001 “Blessed be He who sent down the Criterion to His slave that he may be a warner to the worlds.

Quran 025.002 The One Who to Him belongs the Sovereignty of the heavens and the earth, and Who has not begotten a son and for whom there is no partner, associate, or friend in the Kingdom He created and determined everything.”

If one has to bless themselves, they don’t deserve it. And as a Snake, the Lord’s criterion was sent up, not down. Moreover, if it is to a slave, why bother?

283Satan is correct, however, in stating that he has not begotten a son and that he has no friends. I would also acknowledge that in the realm he has created for himself in his mind, he is the sole determiner of everything.

Quran 025.003 “Yet they have taken besides Him other gods that created nothing but are themselves created. And they possess for themselves neither harm nor benefit. They possess no power of death, nor life, nor of resurrection.”

If the gods were created, wouldn’t that make them real? And are Muslims supposed to venerate this Snake because he has threatened to harm and kill them, then resurrect them?

Never once throughout the expanse of the Towrah and Prophets does God denounce disbelievers or fret over someone decrying His witness as a concocted forgery. And yet, in the Quran, this is the most repetitive rant. Therefore, the problem is either in the relative credibility of their testimony or the intelligence of their audience.

Quran 025.004 “Disbelieve say, ‘This is nothing but a lie, a forgery he invented, in which others have helped him.’ But, lo, they have produced mischief and a slanderous falsehood.

Quran 025.005 They say, ‘These are tales of former people which were dictated to him morning and evening from that which was written down.’”

That was explicit and correct. The parts of the Quran which weren’t contrived by Satan, those reflecting the dark and sadistic recesses of his troubled mind, were stories that were recited to Muhammad from the written text of the Towrah and Talmud. If it were not already obvious, by retaining this eyewitness testimony of what occurred day and night in Yathrib, Satan has made it so.

Battling the naysayers and adversaries in puny KaabaVille, the Lord of Fabrication says otherwise…

284Quran 025.006 “Say, ‘The One Who sent it down knows the secret in the heavens and the earth. Truly He is Rahman, oft-forgiving.’

Quran 025.007 And they say, ‘Why does al-rasuli | the messenger eat food and walk in the markets? Why is not an angel sent down to him to be a warner with him?

Quran 025.008 Or, treasure thrown down to him, or why has he not a garden paradise from which to eat?’ And the al-zalimun | the disbelievers, polytheists, and wrong-doers say, ‘You follow not but a man bewitched, deprived of reason.’”

Gabriel could not have played a role in the recitals, for if he had, there would be no reason to question the lack of angelic support to the degree that the criticism is repeated throughout the Quran. Therefore, with this admission, the whole Quranic revelation theory implodes, because this was the lone means to revelation according to Muhammad. Further, for the bewitched accusation to have been repeated a score of times in the Quran, it must have been the prevailing sentiment among those who knew him. This is why the Never-Ending Argument is so lethal to the Quran’s credibility. They were debating numbskulls by their estimation and yet they were still losing.

The penalty for those who were right about Muhammad, and thus engaged in the War of Words, which seems to have included almost everyone familiar with the non-prophet according to the Quran, was to be roasted. And that is why they needed bodies.

Moving to the next verse, who are we to attribute the comparisons between Muhammad and demon possession, and between the Quranic text and that which the rabbis were reading to him day and night from their Talmud? Are the disbelievers and polytheists supplying the similitudes?

Quran 025.009-14 “See how they set forth for you the similitudes, but they have gone astray, so they cannot find a way.

285Blessed is He Who if He willed could have made for you better than that, gardens flowing from underneath it the rivers, and He could have made palaces for you.

Nay! They deny the Hour, and so for those who deny the Hour, We have prepared a Blazing Fire. When it sees them from a far place, they will hear its raging and roaring.

And when they are flung into a narrow place of it, bound in chains, they will plead for death and destruction. Do not ask for one death but many to be destroyed on this day.”

It matters not how one speaks of frying the fettered in the flames; the Lord of Mercy will have it no other way. So with the stench of roasted infidel lingering in the air, let’s return to something the rabbis brewed up for Islam’s acquisition…

Bukhari:V6B61N579 “Narrated Abu Musa: The Prophet said, ‘The example of a believer who recites the Quran and acts on it is like a citron which tastes nice and smells nice. The example of a believer who does not recite the Quran but acts on it is like a date which tastes good but has no smell. The example of a hypocrite who recites the Quran is like a raihana (basil) which smells good but tastes bitter. And the example of a hypocrite who does not recite the Quran is like a colocynth which tastes bitter and has a bad smell.’”

I shared this culinary delight from Chef Muhammad because it is one of many examples of rabbinic lore. For those who may not know, the citron is called an etrog in Hebrew. It is one of the Four Species required by rabbis in their observation of Sukkot. Like them, it is a hideously ugly fruit that serves no purpose because it is inedible. And since the citron / etrog fable was purloined from Judaism, its inclusion in this story reeks of plagiarism. Rabbis made the same comparisons with the etrog relative to reading and acting upon the Talmud.

In our quest to understand the compilation of Allah’s Book, we are reminded of the Mufassal | Divisions which permeate the early surahs which were pilfered from Arab converts to Judaism.

286Bukhari:V6B61N563 “Narrated Abu Wail: We went to Abdullah in the morning and a man said, ‘Yesterday I recited all the Mufassal Suras.’ On that Abdullah said, ‘That is very quick, and we have the (Prophet’s) recitation, and I remember very well the recitation of those Suras which the Prophet used to recite. They were eighteen Suras from the Mufassal, and two Suras from the Suras that start with Ha Mim.”

We did this math earlier and determined that rather than being 20 surahs (or in this case, 18+2) between An-Nasr, the 110^th surah and either the 49^th or 78^th surahs with Al Hujurat or An-Naba, depending upon your preference in this debate, it is either 32 or 61 by my count – even using Arabic numerals.

And should you think that debate was contentious, we are now entering the realm of Muhkam… Bukhari:V6B61N555 “Narrated Sa`id bin Jubair: Ibn Abbas said, ‘I have learnt all the Muhkam Suras during the life time of Allah’s Messenger.’ I said to him, ‘What is meant by the Muhkam?’ He replied, ‘The Mufassal.’”

Jubair is confused. Muhkam addresses surahs which are considered “clear,” and thus nonexistent. It is contrasted against the Mutashabih | Ambiguous surahs, which would comprise the rest of the Quran. Mufassal speaks of “Divided,” of which there are a specific number in unidentified locations.

Bukhari:V6B61N577 “Narrated Ali: I heard the Prophet saying, ‘In the last days (of the world) there will appear young people with foolish thoughts and ideas. They will give good talks, but they will go out of Islam as an arrow goes out of its game, their faith will not exceed their throats. So, wherever you find them, kill them, for there will be a reward for their killers on the Day of Resurrection.’”

No more Mr. Nice Guy. Good Muslim jihadists have been ordered to kill the talkative ones. Do so and win a prize. Pay-for-Slay evidently was not invented by the Fatah Fakestinians – although, they have honed their craft.

287Continuing to consider what the Hadith reveal about the Quran, we discover that the first “manuscript” wasn’t in Muhammad’s language, requiring it to be translated…

Bukhari:V4B56N709 “Uthman called Zaid, Abdallah, Said, and Abd-Rahman. They wrote the manuscripts of the Quran in the form of a book in several copies. Uthman said to the three Quraishi persons, ‘If you differ with Zaid bin Thabit on any point of the Quran, then write it in the language of the Quraysh, as the Quran was revealed in their language.’ So they acted accordingly.”

Because there was such confusion, Uthman ordered competing versions to be burned. But by destroying the evidence, he destroyed the Quran’s credibility. Now all Muslims have is wishful thinking.

Since faith is not a substitute for knowing, and since the Islamic Hadith are more conflicting than helpful, we may want to try evidence and reason to ascertain what is true and what is not. But first, let’s establish what Muslims believe so that we can direct our attention to determining whether or not it is plausible. As evidenced by the official Islamic introduction to The Noble Quran, Islamic scholars contend:

“The Quran is one leg of two which form the basis of Islam. The second leg is the Sunnah of the Prophet. What makes the Quran different from the Sunnah is its form. Unlike the Sunnah, the Quran is quite literally the Word of Allah, whereas the Sunnah was inspired by Allah but the wording and actions are the Prophet’s. The Quran has not been expressed using any human words. Its wording is letter for letter fixed by Allah. Prophet Muhammad was the final Messenger of Allah to humanity, and therefore the Quran is the last Message which Allah has sent to us. Its predecessors, such as the Torah, Psalms, and Gospels have all been superceded [sic].”

Despite all evidence to the contrary, including their own, Islamic “scholars” contend that today’s Quran is an identical copy of Allah’s Eternal Tablets, even so far as the punctuation, titles, and divisions of chapters are concerned. 288Maududi, one of the most esteemed Quranic interpreters said, “The Quran exists in its original text, without a word, syllable nor even letter having been changed.” (Towards Understanding Islam, Maududi)

Abu Dhabi, another leading Muslim apologist claimed, “No other book in the world can match the Quran. The astonishing fact about this Book of Allah is that it has remained unchanged, even to a dot, over the last fourteen hundred years. No variation of text can be found in it.” (Basic Principles of Islam) That’s factually untrue, every word of it. But facts don’t matter in matters of faith.

The Quran says of itself: “Nay, it is a glorious Quran, in a Tablet guarded.” (Quran 085.021-22)

“A revelation from the most gracious, the most merciful, a Book detailed are its signs and proof, a Quran Arabic for a people know. A giver of glad tidings and a warning, but most of them they do not hear.” (Quran 041:002-4)

“So al-Lahu made them a digrace in the life of the world and certainly the punishment in the hereafter is greater is they knew. And indeed, We have coined for man in this Quran of every example so they might heed. And Arabic Quran without any crookedness so that they may be right.” (Quran 039:026-28)

Richard Nixon tried that line, too. It didn’t work any better for him than it does for Allah. Over the course of these pages, we’ll discover why.

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With everyone insisting otherwise, the dimwitted spirit of the Quran claimed he was telling the truth about having revealed a Book and having created the universe. But since he failed miserably with the book, unable to produce one or reveal anything sensible, he could not have orchestrated the cosmos. Books are so common, there are 289millions of authors, none of whom has failed as miserably as al-Lahi. There is one Creator and author of life, and His name is Yahowah.

Other than the conclusion, with disbelievers rejecting this, all of the rest is untrue…

Quran 046.001-3 “Ha Mim, revelation the Book from al-Lahi, the Mighty, the Wise. We have not created the heavens and the earth and what between them except in truth and a term appointed. But disbelievers from the warning turn away.”

Surah Al-Ahqaf | The Dunes was recited in the Arabian desert rather than scribed in the Promised Land. Although there is a legacy from one to the other because the first two letters are Hebrew. However, there was no Book and al-Lahi was allergic to the truth. That is why, afforded a choice, no one believed him.

Quran 046.004 “Say, ‘Do you see what you call from besides al-Lahi. Show me what they have they created of the earth? Or have they a share in the heavens? Bring me a book from before this, or any trace of knowledge, if you are truthful!’”

Playing Show & Tell was not helpful since al-Lahi had nothing to show and nothing worth telling. And that makes his “bring me a book before this” line among his most humorous. The Quran didn’t exist and there had been no hint of knowledge in his recitals. Further, he knew a book previously existed because he had been misappropriating it for millennia.

Unable to provide Muslims with a reason to live, the Snake gave them a reason to die – with the promise to resurrect fallen jihadists.

Quran 046.005-6 “And who is more astray than he who calls besides al-Lahi who will not answer him until Day of the Resurrection, and they of their calls unaware? And when the mankind are gathered, they will be for them enemies and will deny their worship.”

290Not only is the idea of bodily resurrection biologically invalid, but the notion is resolutely pagan in origin – which is where Christians came up with the myth that their Dead God on a Stick performed this trick and would do it again and come back for them. As for Islam, since Satan was cast out of the spiritual abode of God to grovel in the dirt, his scope has been limited to tormenting people in the physical realm. In that it is all Satan knows, he is fixated on abusing dead bodies.

As for “calling besides Allah,” that’s a bit of a problem for the Adversary. It is disingenuous for Allah to claim a text he did not author and deny its inspiration. Attempting to outperform Yahowah while claiming to be God, thereby stealing Yahowah’s rightful designation, Allah makes a fool of himself with the 6^th verse because he is stating that those the disbelievers worshiped were real.

Methinks he protests too much…

Quran 046.007 “And when Our clear ayat | Signs and Proofs are recited to them, the disbelieving infidels say of the truth, when it reaches them, ‘This is obvious magic and evident sorcery!’”

One of the many problems associated with the Quran is that the un-god never stops ranting about people rejecting proofs and signs that don’t exist. If he had proven himself, if he had said something meritorious, he would not have been universally dismissed. However, because there was nothing intelligible, and so much of what he conveyed was sadistic, he was branded as demonic.

Since it is obvious, and since Allah is wallowing in the admission that this is what people thought of him, we are left with two unappealing options. Either Allah is the dumbest iteration of Satan ever devised or he is acting stupid to demonstrate to God that men are not worth saving.

Why would Allah admit in an un-book supposedly un-written before humans existed that “He has fabricated and forged it” if not true? And since there is no denying that the 291only sane portions of the Quran were pilfered from the Towrah, how can anyone responsibly deny this confession?

Quran 046.008 “Or they say, ‘He has fabricated and forged it.’ Say, ‘If I have fabricated it, then you have no power for me against al-Lahi. He knows best of what you utter concerning it. Sufficient is He for a witness between me and between you. And He is Oft-Forgiving, Ever Merciful.’”

Putting dirty lies in his non-prophet’s filthy mouth, Allah says, ‘So what if it is a forgery, I am still going to use it to ruin your lives. And you are powerless to stop me. And just in case I haven’t made myself clear, We are schizophrenic, the most merciful of sadists.’

Yes, I could have jumped directly to the 12^th verse of the surah of the Windblown Sand Dunes, and shown where the Lord of Fabrication claimed that his un-book was un-scribed in nonexistent written Arabic, but what would be the fun in that? Recognizing that the un-god of Islam is Satan and that the Quran is a forgery is so easy, even Allah can do it. The trick is in allowing him to prove it.

Quran 046.009 “Say, ‘I am not new among al-Rasuli. But I do not know what will be done with me nor with you. Not I follow but what is revealed to me. And not but I am a simple warner.’”

It is lines like this that suggest that Muhammad wasn’t making this up on his own. He would not have demeaned himself in this way. Therefore, Satan is inspiring him. And in that regard, he’s right, there was nothing new or special about their collaboration. Countless barbarians, despots, and charlatans have lied about pretend gods previously, and many have been similarly sadistic.

However, none of them were so self-incriminating that they admitted that they were clueless. Imagine the extent of idiocy necessary to pretend to be God’s last messenger, the bringer of the final Book, and then claim, “I do not know what will be done with me or with you.”

292Who could blame him, really? Unlike the Hadith where Muhammad roars and reigns supreme, in the Quran, he is stripped of all of that and rendered a “simple warner” – the likes of Chicken Little. As pitiful as all this has been thus far, Allah is reaching out to a rabbi for a lifeline…

Quran 046.010 “Say, ‘Do you see if it is from al-Lahi and you disbelieve in it, and testifies a witness from Bani Is’rala to the like thereof, then he believed while you are arrogant?’ Lo, al-Laha guided not the polytheists.”

This is actually a Godsend for us because it speaks to how the Quran and Hadith were conceived to support one another – but in this instance, we don’t know which oral recital came first, not that it much matters.

First, here is The Noble Quran’s take on Allah’s desperate ploy… “Say: ‘Tell me! If this (Quran) is from Allah, and you deny it, and a witness from among the Children of Israel (‘Abdullah bin Salam) testifies that this Quran is from Allah [like the Taurat (Torah)], so he believed (embraced Islam) while you are too proud (to believe).’ Verily! Allah guides not the people who are Zalimun (polytheists, disbelievers and wrong-doing).”

Here is the Hadith they were relying upon… Bukhari:V4B55N546 “A Jewish rabbi, Abdulla bin Salam approached the Messenger. ‘I am going to ask you three things which nobody knows except a prophet.

What is the first portent of the Hour? What will be the first meal taken in Paradise? Why does a child resemble its father, and why does it resemble its mother?’

Allah’s Apostle said, ‘Gabriel has just now told me of the answers.’ ‘Gabriel, from among all the angels, is the enemy of the Jews.’ ‘The first portent of the Hour will be a fire that will bring the people from east to west. The first meal of Paradise will be caudate lobe of fish-liver. As for the resemblance of a child to its parents: If a man has sexual intercourse with his wife and gets discharge first, the child will resemble him, and if the woman gets discharge first, the child will resemble her.’ On that the rabbi said, ‘I testify you are the Apostle of Allah, and that Jews are liars.’”

293Not a word of it was true. But it doesn’t matter because the Devil’s Advocate was sanctioned by a contrived individual in a delusional manner to validate the most incredulous of faiths. What’s more, the demonic deity was so lame, he reference this ridiculous tale in the Quran.

While it is humorous that neither Muhammad nor Allah ever solicited the endorsement of a fellow Arab or Muslim, recognizing that it would have been worthless, Jews were seen as credible. So, in defense of the Quran, with 99.9% of Arabs laughing at it, Allah rebuffs them by claiming that one among thousands of Jews believed him. But even then, the justification is so remedial, so inane, it served only to further impugn Satan’s credibility.

There is, of course, the same probability that Jews would have endorsed the book that called them apes and swine as they would write a forward to Mein Kampf.

Specific to this conversation with another Jew, I have no doubt that Muhammad told one of his henchmen this sordid tale to impress him – but this narrative did not actually occur. Since the Towrah provides an irrefutable test for determining who is and is not a prophet in Dabarym / Deuteronomy 18, a rabbi would have known it, and he would have used it. Unable to read, Muhammad was unaware of it, so he made this story up. Further, the rabbis knew that Muhammad was a fraud. He was, after all, twisting their stories and then claiming that they were revealed to him by Allah.

And as I’ve previously explained, Gabriel, as a compound of gibowr | competent and courageous man and ‘el | God, is addressing Dowd | David and not a spiritual messenger. That is proof that the non-prophet was lying. Moreover, while Muhammad may have been the dumbest man who ever lived, Dowd was the most brilliant. He would have laughed at the questions. Moreover, as the King of Israel, he was not an enemy of the Jews.

294There is no “portent of the Hour.” There are important dates, but should this have been the question, the answer would have been the fulfillment of Pesach and Matsah in 33 CE and the same with Kipurym and Sukah in 2033. And since Gabry’el announced their fulfillment to Daniel and he, himself, has and will fulfill them, Dowd would have corrected the question and answered appropriately.

There has not been and will not be “a fire that will bring the people from the east to the west.” Wrong question. Wrong answer.

The first meal in Shamaym | Heaven will be lamb, just as it is the lead item on the menu during Pesach | Passover, the first of the Miqra’ey | Invitations to Meet with God. The non-prophet was pulling the “caudate lobe of fish-liver” out of his posterior. Strange man, strange diet.

His sexual exploits were peculiar as well. And there is a story here worth considering. Dictators, like Muhammad, need sons to extend their reign. Those without them blame their wives so as not to be seen as impotent, and thus vulnerable. Without an heir, the infighting among rivals begins long before the potentate dies. So, Muhammad, with a growing harem of young children and sex slaves to abuse, and still not being able to father a son, needed an alibi. Therefore, he is claiming that, rather than being an impotent sexual predator, his victims are so dazzled by his sexual prowess that they all quickly reach sexual climax, precluding another little Mo.

Being a prophet has nothing to do with making up stories or providing ridiculous answers to meaningless questions. A prophet reveals things that are unknown at the time which prove to be accurate later. That is the antithesis of the game being presented here.

As for Abdulla bin Salam, the name itself is incredulous. Abd is from the Hebrew ‘ebed which means “slave or servant.” And Abdulla is from Abd-Allah and, 295therefore, means “Slave or Servant of Allah.” The name “Allah” was unknown to the Jews. Further, in Hebrew, ‘alah means “to curse” and “to swear a lamentable oath.”

Therefore, it is lines such as these in the Quran and Sunnah which demonstrate that Islam was tailored for the dumbest among us. It is the most remedial of religions, appealing to the basest aspects of human nature. Either that, or before the universe was conceived, the pen predestined a Jew to pretend that this was the test to demonstrate that a man was a prophet and then shoved these ridiculous answers into this nincompoop’s mouth all because the world’s least intelligent author decided that this would be the best way to prove that his lies were true, killing was good, devils are gods, and that the Quran must be believed and obeyed. And should you disagree, count yourself among the ignorant, irrational, and immoral.

Quran 046.011 “Disbelieve say of those who believe, ‘Had it been a good thing, they would not have preceded us to it!’ And since they have not been guided by it, they say, ‘This is the same old lie.’”

Since this fireside chat is allegedly occurring during the Day of Resurrection, and disbelievers are conversing with believers, the entire cast of characters is with Allah in Hell. And the Never-Ending Argument still isn’t over. But in this case, there is a new wrinkle, or at least would have been had there been a page to fold. The argument against the Book’s validity is that it is not good. Had it been good, the Arabs would not have beaten the Jews to it. And yet, since it is supposed to be the same, how would that be possible? Further, if the Quran, or Torah before it, is supposed to be true, why is it the “same old lie?” The answer is apparently found in the Book of Musa…

Quran 046.012 “And before this was the Book of Musa | Moseh as a guide and a mercy. And this is a confirming Book in the Arabic language to warn those who do wrong and bring happy tidings to the Muhsinun | Good-Deed Doers.”

296For those who do not know that the Towrah and Quran are opposites whose messages are the antithesis of one another and that Yahowah is as different from Allah as life is from death, light is from darkness, and truth is from lies, shame on you. With the fate of the world and that of your soul hanging in the balance, it would behoove you to compare them.

Otherwise, brace yourself for the Happy Tidings of the Muslim Muhsinun | Good-Deed Doers. Maybe you will be among the lucky ones and they will cut off your head before they rape your spouse or mutilate your children so you don’t have to pay attention to that either. Die in denial – it’s easy if you don’t try.

Before we part company and leave the Sand Dunes, please consider these additional proofs of authorship from the 46^th surah. The first of these demonic interludes begins, like so many others, with a threatening rant before it torments us with nonsense…

Quran 046.027 “Lo! Verily, We have, indeed, destroyed cities, towns, and villages all around you, having explained Our signs in different ways to them that they may turn back.”

Muslims are to believe that Allah is credible because he lies about having been a destructive terrorist. But at least, Muslims have a god in their image.

Quran 046.028 “Why then did the gods they had taken besides al-Lahi as a way of approach, not help them? Nay, but they did fail them utterly, lost and vanishing from them. And this was their lie, a complete falsehood, and what they used to invent.”

Out of curiosity, did the other gods stray away from men, making them real, or did men stray away from the other gods, making this condemnation irrelevant? Either way, the next line is fatal...

Quran 046.029-30 “And when We turned, directing toward you nafran | a party of three to ten of al-Jini | the Jinns listening to al-Qur’an | the Quran, and when they arrived and stood in its 297presence, they said, ‘Give ear.’ When it was over, they came back to their people, warning. They said, ‘O our people, verily, we have listened to a Book revealed after Musa | Moseh, confirming what was before it, guiding to the truth and a straight path.’”

The Jinn, who are deceitful devils guilty of corrupting the Earth according to Allah, are now presented as adding another crucial endorsement of the Quran. Who better to affirm that the Quran confirms the Torah than a brood of devils? Since it is hard to imagine a god so desperate for credibility that he’d solicit demonic assistance, we are back to the realization that Satan is toying with Muslims and playing them for fools.

Jinn, who were cast as malevolent devils in Arab mythology, became Muslims in this surah. Their transformation reflects Satan’s migration from Snake to sublime. In Arab folklore, they could change their nature at will, and although they favored a snake’s form (typically a cobra or viper), they could appear as humans to copulate and produce offspring – and thus seed future generations of Muslims. They were prone to seek revenge and were adept at demon possession.

Etymologically speaking, jinn means “to hide and to adapt,” which is what Satan is achieving with the Quran. It shares the same root with jannah, which is the “Garden of Bliss.” Of Persian origin, the Jinn were wicked quasi-divine creatures with wings. They were first depicted in a relief on the north wall of King Sargon II’s Palace at Dur Sharrukin (15km northeast of Mosul, Iraq) in 715 BCE.

Arabs of Muhammad’s day, like Muhammad himself, feared and venerated them. They were sought out and worshiped in dark and desolate caves, which is where Muhammad stumbled upon his during Ramadan. And to add insult to injury, in the poetry of the Hejaz (from Petra to Mecca), Palmyra (Syria), and Baalbek (the Lord of the Bekaa Valley of Lebanon) at the time, jinn | devil and ilah | god were interchangeable and synonymous.

298The Jinn protected and possessed those who worshiped them. As shapeshifting serpents and gods, they were adept at kidnapping and killing, just like Allah. And just like Allah, they had an advocate who revealed poetic recitals about them. Thabit, the Poet of the Prophet, and a convert to Islam, spoke of Muhammad as his “wa-akhi min al-jinn al-basir – brother from the jinn who brought the message.” Satan could not have made this any clearer for us if he had snapped a selfie of himself as that Jinn | Snake-of-a-God and had written the caption, “I am Allah.”

And it didn’t stop there. The demons went on to say…

Quran 046.031 “O our people, harken to and respond, accepting al-Lahi’s summoner (Allah’s Messenger Muhammad), and believe in him. He will forgive you of your sins and will protect you from a painful torment.”

Slithering out of the Garden, into the desert. Out of the desert, into the Book. The Snake is a Jinn and Al-Lahi is Satan.

Leaving the Sand Dunes for Az-Zumar | The Troops, but with the Jinn in tow, we find the next declaration regarding his Arabic un-book. This marvelous affirmation of the Quran’s superiority is found in the 27^th verse, but since the journey is often more valuable than the prize, let’s march alongside the jihadists and they prepare for war.

Quran 039.001-3 “Revelation of the Book from al-Lahi, the All-Mighty, the All-Wise. Lo, We, Ourselves, have revealed to you the Book with exactitude, so worship al-Laha, devoted to Him in the religion. Surely, al-Dinu | the religion of the devotion is for Lillahi.

And those who take protectors besides Him, ‘We don’t worship them except that they may bring us near unto al-Laha. Lo! Al-Laha will judge between them in what therein they differ. Lo, al-Laha does not guide he who is a liar and a kafar | infidel ingrate.’”

If al-Lahi was almighty, why couldn’t he produce a book? If his revelation was exacting, why were there so many glaring contradictions, repetitions, grammatical 299omissions, and errant positions scientifically and historically? And other than addressing an ignorant and irrational audience, how can al-Laha demand to be worshiped in a devoted religion, while at the same time claiming to be the God of the Towrah, since Yahowah is vehemently opposed to worship and religion?

And alas, how can “al-Laha judge between them in what therein they differ” when he has repeatedly claimed that this revelation confirmed the previous one? Verily, someone is an ingrate and liar.

And speaking of lying, it is disingenuous for al-Lahu to disavow a son while claiming to be the God of the Torah and Prophets since Yahowah is resolute, calling the Messiah Dowd, His beloved Son. Has Allah never read the Towrah, Naby’, wa Mizmowr – which would be disingenuous since he is claiming to have authored them?

As Yahowah’s firstborn, Dowd | David is the exemplar of the Covenant. And by fulfilling Pesach and Matsah, he became the beneficiary of Bikuwrym and made Shabuw’ah possible. Even recognizing how well Moseh and Yahowah collaborated, God’s ultimate partner has been and will continue to be His beloved son, Dowd. So, Allah is both jealous and threatened, knowing that upon the Messiah’s return, he will be unceremoniously dispatched to She’owl | Hell. It will be a jihadist reunion – a time to brag about those they raped and enslaved, mutilated and murdered.

Allah also wanted to counter the rising popularity of Christianity, so he rebuffed the myth that Jesus was the Son of God by saying…

Quran 039.004 “If al-Lahu desired to take a son, He could have chosen from whatever He creates or He willed. Glory be to Him! He, al-Lahu, the One, the Irresistible.”

Al-Lahu, ever the pathetic loner, is praising himself. Irresistible in his own eyes and a pestilence in others. He was the lowly Serpent hellbent on convincing the religious 300that he was their god. He was so insistent that he be seen as the Creator, he repeated his claim a hundred times. For those who have read about the rise and fall of Satan in Yasha’yah / Isaiah 14, they not only recognize the speaker, they see the Lord of Babel fulfilling prophecy.

Quran 039.005 “He has created the heavens and the earth with the truth. He folds the night over the day, and wraps the day over the night. He has subjugated the sun and the moon. Each running on a course for a term. Lo! He is the Mighty, the Forgiver.”

Allah is so insistent that he is the Jinn of Jinns, he would have man believe that he made the sun and moon subservient and obedient Muslim slaves. Lo, he is mighty.

Quran 039.006 “He created you from a single nafsin | soul. Then from it He made its mate. And he sent down for you of the cattle eight kinds. He created you in the wombs of your mothers, creation after creation in a threefold gloom (three veils of darkness). Such is al-Lahu, your Rabbi. For Him the dominion. La ilaha illa huwa | No God but He. Then how are you turning away?”

In this iteration of “Let’s Make Man,” Allah has dispensed with the coagulated blood and the nutfah drops. This time, humankind was created from a single man. It is another miracle of the Quran, because Allah is always looking for ways to devalue women.

But perhaps I have this all wrong. What if, contradictions and inaccuracies aside, Allah, instead of being dumb as a stone, is a genius? Do you suppose the Islamic Adam was a hermaphrodite – an unknown condition back in the day? Or was Allah predicting the rise of sexual dysmorphia among Progressives and the non-binary excitement over the rise in transgender?

Perhaps not, but the whole sperm meets egg thing was a bit advanced for Allah, and the notion of the ungod in the wombs of our mothers creating us was creepy. Even Allah seems to agree, referring to his time in the womb as a threefold gloom veiled in darkness. But such is our Lord, 301ever the micromanager. It’s a wonder he is worn out, especially without partners.

On a more serious note, nafsin is from the Hebrew nepesh, meaning “soul or consciousness.” Since every animal has one, there are countless trillions of them. Therefore, Satan was incorrect because ‘Adam was not the first soul. And we do not share the same soul. Each nepesh is unique to the individual. Further, ‘Adam’s soul could not have been given to Chawah without killing ‘Adam. Having trouble with numbers, there are over 1,000 recognized breeds of cattle, not 8, and they were not sent down on the cow express.

Jinn may be clever shapeshifters and agile creepy crawlies, but they are not engaged in making babies in mother’s wombs, even if covered by three veils of darkness. Nonetheless, these ridiculous lies prove that “no god but he” in the minds of those no brighter than he. And should you buy into the hype, the prize is Big Macs for everyone with eight kinds of cattle on the Dollar Menu.

While we are on the subject, the odd reference to eight kinds of cows evidently sent the brain trust of Islam into a frenzy of possibilities. So, The Noble Quran inserted (of the sheep, two, male and female, of the goats, two, male and female, of the oxen, two, male and female, and of the camels, two, male and female), which is handy to know. Had we not discerned that a camel was a cow, we might have become confused.

Criticizing the Quran is akin to monkeys picking stocks by tossing darts. Any ape can do it since they are all equally stupid – the surahs that is, not the apes. And yet, it’s nice to know al-Laha does not need us. And who could blame him since no one likes an ungrateful slave?

Quran 039.007 “If you are a thankless rejecter, then verily, al-Laha does not need you. He likes not ingratitude from His slaves. And if you are grateful, He likes it in you. No bearer of burdens shall bear the burden of another. Then to your Lord is your return, so 302He will tell you what you used to do. Lo! He is the All-Knower of that which is in breasts.”

From womb to bosom, you’d think the Snake was a lady’s man. But, alas, in Islam, men get everything good, including breasts. It’s tough being a Muslim woman. But at least they get to carry around a tent on their heads – so that’s something. And hell forbid we all become thankless rejectors. Allah would be done with his ungrateful slaves and the world would be independent of Islam. But a word of caution – how would we manage to pay the unemployment benefits of millions of idle terrorists?

At first glance, I wrote off the line, “No bearer of burdens shall bear the burden of another. Then to your Lord is your return, so He will tell you what you used to do,” as a word salad. But perhaps not. On Matsah | UnYeasted Bread, Dowd’s soul was burdened with the guilt of every Covenant member, carrying it off to She’owl where it was deposited, never to be seen again. This makes us appear perfect in Yahowah’s eyes. So, the Adversary is denying it, knowing that there is no other means to salvation. Instead of our guilt vanishing, Satan is claiming that he will see it, which is quite possible because he, too, will be in Hell. And he is claiming that men cannot avoid joining him there.

Now, it is on to the Surah of the Jihadist Boo-boo…

Quran 039.008 “When some hurtful adversity touches man, he cries to his Rabbi, turning to Him. But when He bestows a favor from Himself on him, he forgets what he prayed for before and sets up others as friends and as rivals to Lillahi to mislead from His way. Say, ‘Enjoy your disbelief a little. Lo, you are inmates of the Fire!’”

Lillahi is another Satanic descriptor. Li means “for” and “belongs to” and lahi is “for him.” As slaves, Muslims Li | belong to Lahi | For Him. As for “rivals,” the most potent adversary of the Adversary is the Messiah Dowd. And while we should never associate our Shepherd and Savior with Lillahi, al-Lahi commits this crime when he speaks of Gabry’el | the Most Competent and Courageous 303Man of God – who is Dowd. He is also the one who bears our burdens, having done so by fulfilling Matsah.

Quran 039.009 “Is he who is obedient, prostrating himself or standing (in prayer) the hours of the night, fearing the Hereafter and hoping for the mercy of his Lord, [Lillahi had a senior moment and forgot that he was making a comparison, so there is no contrast.] Say ‘Are those who know equal with those who know not? Only will take heed those of understanding.’

Quran 039.010 Say, ‘O My slaves who believe, fear your Lord. Good do good in this world. And spacious is al-Lahi’s earth. Only the patient receive their reward without account.’”

Yahowah liberated His people from slavery and Allah wants to enslave them all over again. Methinks they are at cross purposes. And being a slave has never been so unappealing. It is a wonder that the likes of Malcolm X branded Christian Caucasians as slave traders when Allah and his accomplices were avowed slavers. One of the great deceptions is that Europeans enslaved Africans when it was Africans who enslaved Africans and then sold their slaves to the Muslims, who then provided those who would have otherwise been killed to European shipping companies. I’m not trying to absolve immoral shipping firms from their role in this horrendous practice, but blame where blame belongs. You are reading the Great Enslaver’s Playbook. Freewill has always been Satan’s greatest foe.

Even Muhammad was Satan’s slave…

Quran 039.011-16 “Say, ‘Lo! I, Myself, am commanded to worship al-Laha | the For-Him, with the religion obedient and devout lahu | for Him. And I am commanded to be the first of al-Mus’limina | the Muslims who Submit.’

Say, ‘Lo, I, akhafu | Myself fear if I disobey Rabbi | my Lord, punishment of a Great Day.’ Say, ‘I worship al-Laha, making my religion all exclusive and devoted lahu | to Him in obedience.

So worship what you like besides Him.’ Say, ‘Lo, the losers are those who lose themselves and their families on the Day of Resurrection. Verily, that will be a manifest loss!

304For them, above them, covering layers of the Fire, and from beneath them coverings (of flames). With this al-Lahu does threaten and frighten His slaves. ‘O My slaves, fear Me.’”

A command to worship is the stuff of devils and despots. It is akin to saying, “Submit or die,” and in this case, a torturous death. As a result, even the non-prophet was terrified of his un-god. But lesson learned: a frightened slave is an obedient slave. However, should you prefer that your devilish god put away the stick and hold out a carrot, then this is for you…

Quran 039.017-18 “And for those who avoid At-Taghut | the False Deities lest them worship them, and turn to al-Lahi, for them bashir | glad tidings and good news, My slaves. Those who they listen the word then follow, the best thereof, those, they whom al-Lahu has guided them and those are the men of understanding.”

The trick to Islam is to avoid the supposed false deities like Yahowah and then worship the Lord of Jinns. I recall reading this same story in Yasha’yah / Isaiah 14. It did not turn out well for the Lord or his slaves so be forewarned.

Quran 039.019 “Then is who became due on him the Word of the punishment? Then can you protect who in the Fire?”

I suppose al-Lahi’s slaves learn a truncated-snake dialect to understand.

Quran 039.020 “But those who fear their Lord, for them lofty mansions from above them mansions built high, flow from beneath it the rivers, promise al-Lahi. Not fails al-Lahu promise.”

I wouldn’t be impressed with the stack of mansions. The Quran says that these mansions are for the stars – so sharing them is going to be hellish.

Should you have chosen Islam because you think that al-Lahi is a promise keeper – from bodily resurrections on the Day of Doom to these mansions in the sky, from roasting infidels over blazing fires to virginal boys and girls for jihadists, then surprise, surprise, this Snake speaks with forked tongue.

305Quran 039.021 “See you not that al-Lahi sends down water from the sky, then makes it flow in rills on the earth, and brings forth zar’an | seeds of different colors, and afterward they pass through changes of shades of withering, you see them turn yellow, then He makes them dry and broken debris. Verily, in this is a Reminder for men of understanding.”

Should you believe that this is about crops, then you’d be naive. The zara’ has different colors, changing shades, withering and turning yellow, becoming dry and brittle debris as an indication of what he intends to do to the seed of men now suspended over the flames.

Quran 039.022 “So is whom al-Lahu his breast opened for ‘Is’lami | Islam, so he upon a light from His Lord? So woe to those whose hearts are hardened against remembrance of al-Lahi! They are in manifest error!”

The translators insist that the opening statement regarding the breast implant was a question regarding the Light of Islami, but Allah knows best.

Quran 039.023 “Al-Lahu has revealed the best narration, a Book, resembling each other, often repeating parts, perfectly consistent in multiple forms, which does creep the flesh and shiver the skin, making all of those who fear their Lord, shudder.

Then the skin of their flesh and hearts soften, becoming pliant, to the remembrance of al-Lahi. That is the guidance of al-Lahi. He guides therewith whom He wants and whomever al-Lahu sends astray, for him there is no guide.”

When do we get to the good part? Repetitive, yes, consistent, no. As for creeping us out, you nailed it. But this wouldn’t qualify as the best of narrations, even if there were only one recital in its class. This is proof Allah, as Satan, is mocking Muslims – knowing that no matter how obvious he makes it that he is playing them for fools, they will never be the wiser. It is always the same childish game and hellish ending.

306Quran 039.024 “Then he who will shield his face against the punishment of the Day of Resurrection. And it will be said to the Zalimun | Polytheists and Wrong-Doers, ‘Taste what you earned!’”

Welcome to the Den of Jinn – a tasty treat for infidels.

Quran 039.025-26 “Those before them disbelieved and denied, and so the torment came on them from where they perceived not. So al-Lahu made them the disgrace in the world, and the certainty of greater punishment in the hereafter if they knew!”

Allah’s torment comes from all directions – sort of like the Muslim mujahideen on motorbikes on October 7^th, 2023 – a day that will live in Islamic infamy.

Quran 039.027-29 “Lo, We have coined for man in this Quran similitudes of everything so they may heed. An Arabic Quran without any crookedness so they may ward off.”

Al-Lahu sets forth a similitude: a man belonging to many partners disputing, and a man exclusively to one master. Are those two equal in comparison? All the praises to Iillahi | Belongs to Him! But most of them know not.”

Allah be praised. That may be the worst parable ever.

Religions like Islam create gods in their founder’s image. They use fear to induce obedience and compliance, even worship. Afraid, the masses submit, not knowing that their god is actually the Devil in drag. Everyone loses, including God.

Snakes are naturally serpentine and are immobilized and vulnerable when straight. So, a Quran without crookedness would be a non-starter for Satan.

Consider this the Lord’s favorite parable. It’s actually not as dumb as one might think. The point is this: if you are going to submit to a religion and be owned and controlled by it, which approach is better, one with many masters who are contentious or a religion of one Lord? Allah’s answer: become my slave because I have no friends or associates.

307Of course, the similitude fails because the Lord of the Towrah is Ba’al, who is a false god, and Christianity, while false, has but one Lord Jesus Christ. But it matters not…

Quran 039.030-32 “Verily, you will die, and so will they. Lo! Then on the Day of Resurrection, you will dispute before your Lord.

Then, who is more unjust than he who lies against al-Lahi and denies the truth when it comes to him? Is not in Hell the abode for the disbelievers?”

The only thing certain in death cults is everyone dies.

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When it comes to exposing snakes, I enjoy turning over rocks and looking beneath them. And occasionally, as it was with the Jinn, we stumble onto something delicious. In this regard, my favorite historical Quranic miscue is found in surah Quran 050.011-015…

Quran 050.011-15 “As a provision for the slaves, We give life to a dead land. Thus, they will come forth. Before them, denied the people of Nuh, the dwellers of ArRass, and Thamud, and Ad, and Fir’aun, and the brothers of Lut, and the dwellers of the Wood, and the people of Tubba. All denied the messengers, so My threat was fulfilled. Were We then exhausted by the first creation? Nay, they are in confused doubt about a new creation.”

Let’s move past the fact that Noach did not have people – but instead avoided them. The Rass and Ad were imaginary foes, which means Allah was bragging about murdering myths, making him delusional and psychotic. There weren’t enough Thamud to mention and Egypt was not destroyed during the liberation of the Children of Yisra’el – which had nothing to do with Allah or Arabs.

It is actually the claim to have destroyed the people of Tubba, that Allah does irreparable harm to the Quran’s credibility. Tubba was an honorific title used by the 308Himyarites (Mamlakat Himyar in Hebrew). Also known as Sabaeans, they resided in the southwestern tip of the Arabian peninsula – today’s HouthiVille in Yemen. They were descendants of the famous Arabian patriarch, Qahtan, who was a contemporary of King Dowd | David.

As the story of the Himyarites (the people of Tubba), these Sabaeans, unfolds, we discover that they were neither polytheists nor destroyed. Just the opposite – they gave rise to Islam. The original Quranic god and the first score of surahs both came from the people of Tubba.

History shows that they gradually abandoned Arabian polytheism and converted to Judaism in 380 CE. As a result, the “people of Tubba” shuttered their religious temples and stopped worshiping pagan deities – embracing a variation of rabbinic Judaism. And since the rabbis outlawed using Yahowah’s name, the Himyarites / Sabaeans called the God of ‘Abraham, Yitschaq, and Ya’aqob, the God of Moseh and Dowd, “Rahman!” Not surprisingly, Rahman became the Quran’s first named deity – with an early surah presented under his name.

As it would transpire, the People of Tubba served as the model for Arab monotheism claimed by Islam. They became the wellspring from which Muslims were familiarized with the Towrah’s characters. They introduced them to the name of their first god, and their poetry was integrated into the Quran’s initial surahs. If that were not enough, Tub’a ‘Ab Kariba As’ad (370-433 CE) was instrumental, not only in the full conversion from Arab paganism to Judaism, he became the role model upon whom the character of Muhammad was based.

Demonstrating that, apart from illiterate Muslims, it was possible to provide an enduring written record of actual events, we know that early in the 5^th century the people of Tubba were led on a military expedition into northern Arabia by Tub’a ‘Ab Kariba As’ad. He was 309combating the growing influence of Byzantine Christianity. Under the direction of baby Augustus (declared so by his father at nine months, then becoming emperor at seven years of age) Theodosius II of the Eastern Roman Empire, now exclusively Roman Catholic, was attempting to control the spice trade from India that passed along the coast of the Himyarite Kingdom. And even this is devastating to Islam because it means that trade moved by sea on ships through the Arabian Gulf, and not on camels inland through a non-existent Mecca.

In his quest to push the Roman Catholics out of Arabia, Tub’a Kariba pursued the Byzantines as far north as Yathrib – the very place Islam would take root and grow! Once there, Tub’a met so little resistance from resident Jewish date farmers, that he left his son behind, expecting tribute. Displeased with the imposition, the residents of Yathrib killed him. Therefore, Tub’a Kariba returned to avenge his son’s death, wreaking vengeance on Yathrib.

After cutting down the date palms from which the Jews derived their living, the people of Tubba laid siege to Yathrib – providing the substance behind one of the Quran’s and Sunnah’s most fabled feats. In what was claimed as Muhammad’s lone defensive victory, during the Battle of the Trench, Yathrib was allegedly besieged under somewhat similar circumstances. During the siege, quivering Muslims claimed to have witnessed Allah’s lone miracle – blowing sand in the desert which kept the enemy seeking revenge at bay.

In the actual battle, Jews fought alongside their pagan Arab neighbors but to no avail. But then they caught a break because, during the attack, Tub’a Kariba became ill. Hearing of this, two rabbis, Ka’ab and Asad, were allowed through the siege line encircling Yathrib to attend to the ailing king whom they restored to health.

310In the king’s good graces, the rabbis convinced Tu’ba to lift the siege. He not only complied, but he was so impressed with the rabbis that he accepted Judaism and converted his army while camped at Yathrib.

This paradigm upon whom Muhammad was based arranged for the rabbis, Ka’ab and Asad, to accompany him back to the Himyarite capital – not far from today’s Sana’a. They were welcomed with open arms because, from the 5^th century BCE there had been a substantial Jewish presence in the city which grew after the Diaspora in 133 CE.

Back home in southwestern Yemen, Tu’ba Kariba forced his entire kingdom to convert to Judaism, which was generally well accepted. But shortly thereafter, Tubba was killed in a military coup d'état. He was succeeded by a pagan named Dhu-Shanatir, who sought to blend pagan myths with Judaism – exactly like Islam. And all the while, the “people of Tubba” lived unmolested, in contradiction of Allah’s terrorist braggadocio in the Quran.

Allah inseminated himself and struck a fatal blow to Muhammad and the Quran by claiming that he destroyed the “people of Tubba,” when the truth is just the opposite. The people of Tubba created Islam, its first god, initial surahs, military fables, Arab monotheism, and, indeed, the paradigm for Muhammad. There is no way for the Snake in the desert to slither out of this trap of his own making.

Further, as is the case with “the people of Tubba,” there is no indication anywhere that Allah has ever done anything. Apart from the jihadists who kill for him, he is a fangless snake. But he is still toxic because he has paralyzed 1,400 years of Muslims such that they remain mired in the 7^th century, unable to progress. They were beguiled into murdering for Muhammad and remain committed to it to this day.

Upon investigation we discover that much of the Quran came from Jewish apocryphal literature, the Talmud 311in particular. These books date from the 2^nd century CE, about seven hundred years before the Quran was canonized. By comparing stories, we learn that the Quran was inspired by rabbis rather than an illah. The similarities between their fables, or folk tales, and the stories that are recounted in the Quran, are undeniable.

It’s ironic. By plagiarizing the Talmud and claiming its stories were divinely inspired histories, Muslims actually destroyed the credibility of the book they were trying to bolster. And by writing such nonsense, the Jews loaded the gun Muslims are using to kill them.

Talmudic writings were compiled from oral folklore in the 2^nd through 6^th centuries. They evolved like the Islamic Hadith. As Jews became more numerous and urbanized, clerics desired a more comprehensive set of religious traditions to influence their subjects. These rabbis set an example for Muhammad by creating a god in their image. And just like Muhammad after them, they created laws and traditions by artificially tracing their nonsense back to a revisionist version of Moses via the Torah. Then to help make the medicine go down, the rabbis coated their improvised traditions in a syrupy slew of fanciful fables.

This uninspired Jewish literature was incorporated into the Quran because the majority of Yathrib’s residents were Jewish, and they weren’t all that far removed from Baghdad, where the Babylon Talmud derives its name. Even up to 1948 when Israel became a nation, the fourth largest concentration of Jews worldwide was in Iraq.

The Persians who canonized the Quran in the 8^th and 9^th centuries had access to them. So what was inspired by rabbis in Yathrib fomented into the Quran and Sunnah in Iraq. And as we know from the Quran and Hadith, Muhammad bought oral scripture recitals from the Jews before he robbed, banished, enslaved, and killed them for threatening to expose his fraud.

312One of the Quran’s Cain and Abel stories is found in Quran 005.030. It begins much as it does in the Torah’s account, with Cain killing his brother Abel, though Allah doesn’t seem to recall their names in this rendition. Yet the moment one unnamed brother kills the other, the story changes and no longer follows the Torah’s trail. The Quran’s variant was plagiarized from books drafted nineteen centuries after the Towrah was scribed by Moseh, beginning in 1447 BCE. Specifically, the Quranic version of the story is found in the Targum of Jonathan-ben-Uzziah, The Targum of Jerusalem, and The Pirke-Rabbi Eleazar – Jewish myths composed from oral traditions centuries before the Quranic ink-stained paper. And as we proceed, we must ask why this story is found in the Quran’s final surah chronologically, when it belongs where Yahowah placed it at the beginning of the Towrah.

Quran 005.027-31 “And recite to them the story of the two sons of Adam with truth when they both offered a sacrifice, but it was accepted from one and was not accepted from the other. Said, ‘Lo, I will kill you.’ Said, ‘Lo, al-Lahu only accepts from the fearing.

If you stretch your hand against me to kill me, I shall not stretch my hand against you to kill you, for, verily, I fear al-Laha, Rabba of the Worlds. Lo, I wish you be laden with my sin and your sin so you will be of the dwellers of the Fire. And this is the recompense of the dark and cruel polytheists.’

Then prompted his soul to kill his brother, so he killed him and became of the losers. Then al-Lahu sent a raven. It scratched in the earth to show him how to hide the naked corpse of his brother. He said, ‘Woe to me, I am unable to even be like the raven and hide the naked corpse of my brother. Then he became of the regretful.’”

Inducing men to murder is one of al-Lahu’s greatest achievements. And of course, the un-god was aiding and abetting the crime of murder with the raven by concealing the evidence. However, by including this perversion of the Towrah, Satan tipped his cards, revealing the game he was 313playing. In the Midrash, a Jewish book of myths and fables, we find the Pirkei De-Rabbi Eliezer telling this story,

“Adam and his companion sat weeping and mourning for him (Abel) and did not know what to do with him as burial was unknown to them. Then came a raven, whose companion was dead, took its body, scratched in the earth, and hid it before their eyes; then said Adam, I shall do as this raven has done, and at once he took Abel’s corpse, dug in the earth and hid it.” (Geiger, Judaism and Islam, p.80)

Of this, Alfred Guillaume, the European scholar who translated Ibn Ishaq’s Life of Muhammad for Oxford Press, acknowledged, “The story of the world’s first murderer affords a most informing example of the influence of a Jew behind the scenes.’ (Guillaume, op. cit., p. 139).

Apart from the contrast between who buried whom, the two stories are otherwise uncannily similar. We can only conclude that it was from here that Muhammad, or a later compiler, obtained his “scripture.” A Jewish fable came to be repeated as a historical fact in the Quran.

We find further proof of plagiarism of apocryphal Jewish literature in the Mishnah Sanhedrin. The Quran provides the following justification for genocide:

Quran 005.032 “From (the) time that We ordained on (the) Children (of) Israel that he who kills a soul other than (for) a soul or (for) spreading corruption in the earth, then (it) is as if he has killed all mankind. And whoever saves it, then (it) is as if he has saved all the mankind. And surely, Our Messengers came to them with clear Signs yet, lo, many of them after that (are) surely those who exceed the limits in the earth.”

Not only is the transition from one Quranic statement to the next unintelligible, but the moral of the story is insane. Al-Lahu is reporting that it’s okay to kill Jews if they’re causing mischief (such as scoffing at the non-prophet for stealing this citation from the Talmud). Satan 314is thus giving Muslims carte blanche for mass murder and an ensuing coverup. (Sounds similar to October 7^th.)

In the Quran, there is no explanation as to why the life or death of one should be equal to the salvation or destruction of all mankind. However, when we turn to another Jewish citation, we find that this bizarre interpretation of the Towrah came from the Talmud Mishnah Sanhedrin 4. There we read… “We find it said in the case of Cain who murdered his brother, “The voice of thy brother's bloods crieth” (Bare’syth / Genesis 4.10). It is not said here blood in the singular, but bloods in the plural, that is, his own blood and the blood of his seed. Man was created single in order to show that to him who kills a single individual it shall be reckoned that he has slain the whole race, but to him who preserves the life of a single individual it is counted that he hath preserved the whole race.” (Talmud Mishnah Sanhedrin, 4.5)

Therefore, the verse that Islamic apologists cite out of context to suggest that the Quran and Islam are not murderous and sadistic, was not only followed by one which proves otherwise, the “positive” message was composed by a Jewish rabbi, not Allah. This realization is factually irrefutable and the consequence is undeniable.

What follows exposes and condemns the Lord of Jinns as sadistic and demonic…

Quran 005.033 “The only punishment (for) those who wage war (against) al-Laha and His Rasul and who do mischief in the land (is) that they shall be killed or they be crucified, or their hands and their feet must be cut off on opposite sides. And they can be exiled from the land. That, for them, is (the) disgrace in the world, and in the hereafter, a dreadful torment and severe punishment.”

Quran 005.037 “They would like to escape from the Hell Fire, but they will never succeed, and their suffering shall be eternal. …He punishes whomever He wants.”

315Moving on, we find one of the Quran’s many renditions of revisionist Abraham playing his role in establishing Islam. The salient portion of the 21^st surah, named, The Prophets, commences with a 47-verse rendition of the Never-Ending Argument with Ibrahim playing the starring role.

Quran 021.051-5 “And lo, We bestowed aforetime on Ibrahim | Abraham his guidance, for We knew him well. When he said to his father and his people, ‘What are these images, to which you are devoted?’ They said, ‘We found our fathers worshipping them.’ He said, ‘Lo, verily, you and your fathers have been in manifest error.’ They said, ‘Have you brought us the truth, or are you some jester?’”

This Quranic indulgence, like so many others, emerges out of a whirling dervish without reference to the audience, place, time, or nature of the offending religion. Devoid of this context, while replete with dubious dialogue, the passage is as ridiculous today as it was senseless yesterday.

However, the intent of the Quran isn’t to accurately convey anything that actually occurred in the lives of the people who engaged with Yahowah. Had that been the case, the Quranic narratives would have replicated the originals in the Towrah. But since a forthright portrayal would have been devastating to the Lord’s agenda, the lives of these individuals were recrafted such that they would serve Satan’s quest to be worshiped as if he were a god promoted by Muhammad in KaabaVille.

Every narrative is removed from its original context and then perverted such that it replicates Muhammad’s struggles in Petra and Yathrib – as is the case here. But that’s a problem because to be perceived as God, Allah must claim the Towrah as his own – since no other source of Divine writ is credible. But when he does so while advancing gross perversions of people and events presented within the Towrah, while claiming that his misappropriations confirm the 2,000-year-older and much better-documented text, he reveals that he has dementia.

316Quran 021.056-58 “He said, ‘Nay, your Lord is the Rabbu of the heavens and earth, who created them, and I am a witness to this. And by al-Lahi, I shall plot a plan (to circumvent) your idols after you have gone away and turned (your) backs.’ So he broke them to pieces, (all) except the biggest of them, so that they might turn to it.”

Rather than building his case for monotheism and against idolatry, the Rubbu is promoting what he claims to detest. Speaking before supposed pagans in the presence of their idols, young Ibrahim validates their religion, telling them that their Lord is the Rabbu of the Heavens and Earth. He then claims to have witnessed this – which takes us back to his pronouncements that the sun, moon, and stars were his Lord when he witnessed them rising in the night sky. Further incriminating himself, Ibrahim is now the dimwitted schemer as opposed to the one who is being plotted against. He allegedly tells his undisclosed audience that he intends to circumvent their idols when they turn their backs. Then undeterred by the threat against their religious preferences, intolerant Ibrahim dismantled their gods. Save one – the biggest of them. His plan was for them to turn to it – a false god. It’s the perfect recipe for Islam.

Quran 021.059-70 “They said, ‘Who has done this to our alihah | gods?’ ‘He is a mischief-monger.’ They said, ‘We heard a young man talking to them who is called Ibrahim.’ They said, ‘Then bring him before the eyes of the people that they may testify.’

They said, ‘Did you do this to our gods, O Ibrahim?’ He said, ‘No. This one, the biggest of them did it. Ask them in case they can speak.’ So they turned to themselves and said, ‘Lo, verily, you are the polytheist, wrong-doer, and disbeliever.’

Then they turned on their heads, ‘Lo, you know well that these speak not.’ He said, ‘Do you then worship besides al-Lahi, what can neither profit you in anything nor harms you? Fie on you and those you worship besides al-Lahi. Have you no sense?’

They said, ‘Burn him, and save your gods, if you are doers.’ We said, ‘O fire be you coolness and peace to Ibrahim.’ They wished to entrap him, desiring a stratagem of war on him, but We made them the greater losers.”

317Since Allah never spoke, why didn’t that shame Muhammad? And why would the supposed patriarch of monotheistic religion tell his people that a pagan god smashed lesser idols? Would that not make the idol real?

Moreover, Ibrahim lied to his people. Then the Quranic Abraham called a “god” false because it “cannot harm you.” The implication is that Allah is real because he’s fixated on sadistic torments. That’s not good.

There are, of course, no parallels to this story in the Towrah. But there is an equivalent in a 2^nd-century book of Jewish folktales called The Midrash Rabbah. In its account, Abraham breaks all the idols except the biggest one. His father and the others challenge him on this, and he claims the bigger idol smashed the smaller ones. The enraged father doesn’t believe his son’s account and takes him to a man named Nimrod, who throws him into a fire. But God made it cool, and he walked out unscathed. The similarity between these stories is unmistakable. Second-century Jewish folklore and myth are repeated in the Quran as if it were divinely inspired scripture.

The next example is even more incriminating. In the 27^th surah, named An Naml | Ants, the Quran conjures up a story along the lines of something you’d expect to see in a children’s fairytale. Come to find out, that’s where it pilfered. In Quran 027:017-044 the Snake tells a story about Solomon, a Hoopoe bird, and the Queen of Sheba. So, let’s compare the Quranic account with the original found in Jewish folklore, specifically the II Targum of Esther. It was written hundreds of years before the Lord’s recital.

It begins as usual then proceeds with a self-incriminating twist before the Hoopoe bird chirps…

Quran 027.001-6 “Ta Sin. These proofs, signs, and verses of the Quran and a Book clear. A guidance and good tiding for believers, those who perform the obligatory prayer, pay the zakat tax, and believe with certainty in the hereafter.

318Verily, those who do not believe in the Hereafter, We make their deeds attractive to them so they wander blindly. They are those for whom there is an evil punishment in the hereafter. They will be the greatest losers. And lo, surely you received the Quran from the Wise Knowing.”

The Quran makes many hundreds of claims to have provided proof without offering a single credible sign. It is wearisome and pathetic. There are constant promises of guidance without offering any directions. The good tidings were of torment, obligatory prostrations, and taxation. And should you not capitulate, the Jinn Master will roast you alive. Islam is spelled with five i’s – ignorant, irrational, immoral, irreverent, and impoverished, and sex if we include enslaved.

Without the benefit of a transition, the Snake provides a moronic recasting of Moseh’s introduction to Yahowah…

Quran 027.007-8 “When Musa said to his family, ‘Lo! Verily, I see a fire. I will bring you from it some information, or bring a burning torch so that you may warm yourselves.’ But when he came to it, he was called, ‘Blessed is whosoever (is) in the fire, and whosoever (is) round it. And glory be al-Lahi, Rabbi of the Worlds of men and jinns.’”

It boggles the mind that two billion people believe this revisionist assault on reality is credible.

Quran 027.009-10 “‘O Musa, Lo! Verily, I am al-Lahu, the Mighty, the Wise. And throw your stick.’ But when he saw it moving as if a jannun | serpent or demon, he turned back in flight and fled without turning. ‘O Musa! Fear not, lo, verily, the messengers fear not in My presence.’”

This may be the grand prize winner for the dumbest of the dumb. But at least we are presented with a clear picture of al-Lahu in his natural state. In the original text, jann is indistinguishable from jinn.

319While it is a small point among serpents and demons, just a few surahs ago, Allah told Muhammad to fear him. But now, to capitalize upon the opportunity to recast every character in the Towrah as precursors of Muhammad engaging in the Never-Ending Argument, we read…

Quran 027.011-14 “‘Except who wrongs then substitutes good after evil. Then lo, verily, I am oft Forgiving, Rahim.

And enter your hand into your bosom. It will come forth white without hurt among nine signs, proofs, and verses unto Fir’aun and his people. Lo, verily, they are a people fasiqun | disobedient.

But when Our signs, proofs, and verses came to them, visible, they said, “This is only magic, a manifestation of sorcery.”

And they denied and rejected them, though they were, themselves, convinced by them. So see injustice and haughtiness was the end of evil-doers.’”

I suppose that the tenth plague foreshadowing Pesach | Passover was a nonstarter for the Snake since it opens the Door to Life in Heaven and represents the first step toward Yahowah. So, in Allah’s version, there would only be nine signs, with the white hand without hurt sealing the deal.

Of course, since Satan would have been rooting for Pharaoh to prevail over the Yisra’elites, keeping them enslaved as is his preference, the obstacle to their freedom wasn’t Pharaoh’s recalcitrance. It was, instead, disobedient people – none of whom had any say in the matter.

Nonetheless, without having bothered to leave the fireside chat, go to Egypt, meet with Pharaoh, or even work in a few plagues, we are magically transported to Arabia where Muhammad’s kin are calling his Quran sorcery because they were evidently jealous. However, deep down inside, we are led to believe that those who were mocking Allah’s claims were actually convinced the Quran was true. This is astonishing in its arrogance.

320So while that was grating on our intellect, should it be possible, what follows is worse. No one was closer to Yahowah than Dowd – nor ever will be. And his first act upon his return on Kipurym in year 6000 Yah / October 2^nd, 2033, a Sunday evening on Allah’s Day of Doom, will be to cast this Snake into She’owl | Hell where he will remain.

Do not believe a word of this, not that it would otherwise appear tempting. After all, since the Lord of Jinns hasn’t been able to enlighten anyone, he would have been out of his league before Dowd and Shalomoh.

Quran 027.015-18 “And we verily gave knowledge to Dawuda and Sulaimana and they said, ‘Praise be to Lilahi | Belongs to Him, the One Who has favored us above many of His believing slaves.’ And Sulaimanu inherited Dawuda. And he said, ‘O the mankind, we have been taught language of the birds, and we have been given from every thing. This, verily, is an evident favor.’

And were gathered for Sulaimana | Solomon his hosts of al-Jini | the demonic, serpents, and the men, and the birds, and they were set in rows (ranks for battle). Until, when they reached the Valley of the Ants. An ant exclaimed, ‘O ants! Enter your dwellings, lest Sulaimanu and his hosts crush you, while they perceive not.’”

This tale of Solomon tweeting before an army of demons and birds arriving in the valley of talking ants must sound better when envenomated. There is a reason Allah’s challenge to replicate the Quran has not been met. No one is sufficiently illiterate, irrational, or ignorant.

Quran 027.019-21 “So he smiled, amused and laughing at her speech, and said, ‘Rabbi, grant me power that I should be grateful for the favors You have bestowed on me and my parents, and do good things to please you. And admit me by your grace as one of Your rightful slaves.’

He inspected the birds and said, ‘Why, why do I not see the Hoopoe? Or is he among the absentees? I will certainly punish him with a severe torment, cut his throat, or I will surely slaughter him, unless he brings me a clear reason.’”

321After converting Dawud into a Muslim, now Sulaiman is acting like Lilahi. It’s a miracle of replacement snakeology. And with Sulaiman oft-forgiving, the talking Hoopoe avoided the threatened slaughter.

Quran 027.022-28 “But the Hoopoe tarried not far and was not long in coming. And he said, ‘I have grasped which you apprehend not, and I have come to you from Saba’ | Sheba with tidings true. Lo, I found a woman ruling over them and she has been given all things. And she has a magnificent throne. I found that she and her people prostrate to the sun instead of al-Lahi. And al-Shaitan | the Adversary, Satan, makes their deeds fair-seeming to them, and has barred them from the way, so they do not go aright.

Al-La (this word has two interpretations, A – as Satan has barred them from Allah’s Way so that they do not worship prostrate before Allah, or B – so that they may worship prostrate before Allah (Tafsir At-Tabari, Volume 19, Page 149)) prostrate to Lillahi the One Who brings forth the hidden in the heavens and the earth and knows what you conceal and what you declare.

Al-Lahu, no god but He. Lord of the Great Throne.’ He said, ‘We shall see whether you speak the truth or you are of the liars. Go with this letter of mine and deliver it to them. Then turn away from them and see what they return.’”

Hoopoe did his duty impersonating Lillahi, as is the purpose of every character, fabled or otherwise, so now it is time to see if the Queen capitulates. But, if I may ask, what happened to the ants? Did Sulaiman stomp them into submission or did Allah forget all about them?

Quran 027.029 “She said, ‘O chiefs! Verily! A noble letter has been delivered to me. Lo! It is from Sulaimana | Solomon, and verily, it (is) in the name al-Lahi, al-Rahman, al-Rahim.’”

Just as the Quran threatens to slaughter everyone on earth who doesn’t submit, and then resurrect and torture them, and yet is called “noble,” this un-letter demanding submission bears that same distinction. Also, since we have eight supernatural critters, feel free to pick the god among 322them – Solomon, Hoopoe, the forgotten An Naml, Lillahi, al-Lahu, al-Lahi, al-Rahman, and al-Rahim.

Quran 027.031-35 “‘Alla | that not rise up and exalt yourselves arrogantly against me, but come to me in submission.’ She said, ‘O chiefs! Advise me in my affair. No affair would I be the one to decide except you are present with me.’ They said, ‘We possess strength and are possessors of great might, but the command is up to you. So look what you command.’

She said, ‘Lo, the kings, when they enter a town, they despoil it, and make the most honorable of its people lowest. And thus they do. But verily, I am going to send to them a gift, and see with what the messengers return.’”

With Sheba portrayed as the Quraysh, it was time to turn Solomon into Muhammad. It’s the Snake’s specialty.

Quran 027.035-41 “When came to Sulaimana, he said, ‘Will you provide me with wealth? What al-Lahu has given me (is) better than that which He has given you! Nay, you in your gift, rejoice.

Go back to them. Lo, verily, we will come to them with hosts [the bird and jinn army] not resistance for them of it. And, verily, we will drive them out from there in humiliation and disgrace. And they (will be) abased.’

He said, ‘O chiefs! Which of you will bring me her throne before they come to me in Mus’limina | Submission?’ Said Ifritun | Strong and Crafty One of al-Jini | the Jinns, ‘I will bring it to you before you rise from your place. And verily, I am indeed strong, trustworthy for such as this.’

Said one who with him knowledge of the Scripture Book, ‘I will bring it to you before that returns to your glance (the twinkling of an eye)!’ Then when saw it placed before him, he said, ‘This is by the favor of Rabbi to test me whether I am grateful or ungrateful. And whoever is grateful, then only he is gratitude is for his soul. and whoever is ungrateful, then verily, Rabbi is Self-sufficient (rich, unconcerned, and independent), Noble.’

He said, ‘Disguise her throne for her. We will see whether she will be guided or will be of those not guided.’”

323We are to believe that Solomon, whom Yahowah enriched, coveted the wealth of the Sabaeans and bragged about al-Lahu. Then he threatened to send his bird and devil army against the Southern Arabian kingdom in today’s Yemen, 1,250 miles away, and drive them out (into the sea?) while humiliating them for no apparent reason.

Next, we hear of a Strong Satan and a Scripture Booker competing to steal the Queen’s throne. Assuming the Donk-Mule was available to fly it in, Solomon wisely sees the stolen chair as a gratitude test so he issues the command to disguise it as a test to see if the Queen they allegedly robbed was a Muslim. It’s Quranic.

Quran 027.042-44 “So, when she came, it was said, ‘Is your throne like this?’ She said, ‘It is like it.’ ‘And we were given the knowledge before her and we Mus’limina | surrendered, becoming submissive. And has averted her what she used to worship besides al-Lahi. Lo, she was of a disbelieving people. It was said to her, ‘Enter al-Sarha (a glass surface with water underneath).’

Then when she saw it, she thought it a pool. She uncovered on her shins. He said, ‘Lo! It is Sarhun made smooth of glass.’ She said, ‘Rabbi! Lo! Verily, I, I have wronged myself. And I submit with Sulaymana to Lillahi, Rabbi (of) the Worlds of men and jinns.’”

There is no telling who gave the “we surrendered before her” speech, or how it averted her from worshiping the Devil. Nor do we know why she showed leg, why she confessed to being wrong, or what caused her to submit. But, nonetheless, they were spared from the slaughter, since the next line of the An Naml | The Ant, reads…

Quran 027.045 “And lo, We sent to Thamud their brother, Salih, that worship al-Laha. Then lo, the two parties quarreling.”

We are left to ponder the fate of the Hoopoe bird, the Jinn and Bird Army, the Big Satan, Book Boy, whether Solomon survived the test, the Glass Floor, and the talking Ants. However, we do know that this story was purloined 324from Targum Sheni of Esther. It is as big an embarrassment to Islam and the Quran as it is to Judaism and the Talmud.

Before I share the story from which this ridiculous Quranic episode was derived, appreciate the fact that the Book of Esther is a fable. It is errant historically and uninspired. Nonetheless, rabbis love it, as they have predicated their Purim holiday upon it. The Second Targum on this apocryphal book is a fantasy based upon a fable. It embellishes the 1^st Kings 10 account with material unassociated with the people, place, or time in which the visit occurred. Like Judaism, like Islam.

The Jewish Encyclopedia characterizes the Targum as “a genuine and exuberant midrash,” a free elaboration common to Rabbinic literature. Within it, we find a story that involves King Solomon holding a feast for the daunting army of animals, birds, and demonic spirits he has as subjects. But the cock refuses to attend on the grounds that Solomon is inferior to the Queen of Sheba. Solomon sends for the Queen and houses her in a room made of glass, through which he reveals that she has a hairy foot. She demands answers to riddles before she pays homage. Solomon solves the enigmas and the two exchange gifts, all while the riddles are integrated into Jewish folklore.

Most 19^th-century scholars dated the Targum Sheni of Esther to the 4^th century CE, although some say the 6^th. But even if it was translated into Aramaic in the 7^th or 8^th centuries, it predates the Quran. And frankly, it makes my blood boil that rabbis made a buck reciting this to Muhammad so that he could fold it into his Quran. They sold the words which were then used to silence them and murder their brethren. It is reprehensible.

Here is the rabbinical rubbish from which the Quran’s 27^th surah was inspired. Read it and weep…

“Solomon gave orders ‘I will send King and armies against you (of) Genii [jinn] beasts of the land the birds of 325the air.’ Just then the Red-cock bird, enjoying itself, could not be found; King Solomon said that they should seize it and bring it by force, and indeed he sought to kill it.

But just then, the cock appeared in the presence of the King and said, ‘I had seen the whole world (and) know the city and kingdom of Sheba which is not subject to you, My Lord King. They are ruled by a woman called the Queen of Sheba. Then I found the fortified city in the Eastlands (Sheba) and there are gold and silver stones in the streets.’

By chance the Queen of Sheba was out in the morning worshipping the sea, the scribes prepared a letter, which was placed under the bird’s wing, and away it flew, and (it) reached the Fort of Sheba. Seeing the letter under its wing Sheba opened it and read it. ‘King Solomon sends to you his Salaams. Now if it please you to come and ask after my welfare, I will set you high above all. But if it please you not, I will send kings and armies against you.’

The Queen of Sheba heard it, she tore her garments, and sending for her nobles, asked their advice. They knew not Solomon, but advised her to send vessels by the sea, full of beautiful ornaments and gems...also to send a letter to him. When at last she came, Solomon sat down in the palace of glass. When the Queen of Sheba saw it, she thought the glass floor was water, and so in crossing over lifted up her garments. When Solomon seeing the hair about her legs, cried out to her...”

Therefore, rabbis were out of their minds and the Quran they inspired with this Targum is nothing more than a rotten job of twisted and self-serving plagiarism. This counterfeit alone is sufficient to prove that the Quran is a colossal forgery. If you are Muslim reading these words, wake up and listen to the Hoopoe.

So let’s affirm the obvious: the Quran was compiled in Baghdad by blending the religious myths of many cultures, resulting in the awkward retellings of the Never-Ending 326Argument. It did not inaugurate a new monotheistic religion but, instead, ushered in an amalgamated terrorist manifesto for ignorant malcontents.

Islamic scholar, Dr. Clair Tisdall, surmised: “Islam’s scriptures came to reflect the carnal and sensual nature of its founder. Islam may aptly be compared with that bituminous lake where Sodom flamed, which, receiving into its bosom the waters of many streams that united to form a basin that turns them into one great Sea of Death, from whose shores flee pestilential exhalations destructive to all life within reach of their malign influence. Such is Islam.

“Originating from many different sources, it has assumed its form from the character and disposition of Muhammad; and thus the good in it serves only to recommend and preserve the evil which renders it a false and delusive faith, a curse to men and not a blessing. Muhammad’s concoction has turned many of the fairest regions of the earth into deserts, deluged many a land with innocent blood, and has smitten with a moral, intellectual, and spiritual blight every nation of men which lies under its iron yoke and groans beneath its pitiless sway.”

While it’s hard to imagine a more lucid description of Islam or its legacy, Clair Tisdall went on to write, ‘While the devout Muslim believes that the rituals and doctrines of Islam are entirely heavenly in origin and thus cannot have any earthly sources, scholars have demonstrated beyond all doubt that every ritual and belief in Islam can be traced back to pre-Islamic Arabian culture. In other words, Muhammad did not preach anything new. Everything he taught had been believed and practiced in Arabia long before he was ever born. Even the idea of only one God was borrowed from the Jews and Christians.”

Thomas Carlyle’s dictum on the Quran was also enlightened: “It is as toilsome reading as I ever undertook, 327a wearisome, confused jumble, crude, incondite. Nothing but a sense of duty could carry any European through it.”

Samuel Zwemer, in The Influence of Animism on Islam, wrote: “In no monotheistic religion are magic and sorcery so firmly entrenched as they are in Islam; for in the case of this religion they are based on the teaching of the Quran and the practice of the Prophet.” It’s Satan’s book.

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